Thread 21462546

It has arrived

My uncle with dementia sent me this and then forgot. The chipotle and original are probably the best ones.
God speed.

>>21462546 (OP)
Another box? lol

>>21462547
smart. it's cheaper per fluid ounce than buying it (or any hot sauce) in the grocery store.

>>21462546 (OP)
I am from cholula lol

>>21462546 (OP)
Your address is encoded on that barcode.

>>21462676
Retard.

>pre ground black pepper
Coocklet spotted

>>21462546 (OP)
let’s see what’s inside

>>21462701
Why don't you stop whining like a little bitch and go get me my pre-ground black pepper... asshole

>>21462718
I'm glad you asked!
>>21462549
yep
>>21462676
where do I live then?
>>21462641
are you an official Cholula rep?

>>21462701
*cooklet
ESL retard spotted.

>>21463035
>doesn't know the board is ck
Utter fucking retard

>>21463025
I'm not gonna tell u because doxxing isn't nice but know that I know ;)

>>21462803
kek

>heh eheh ehe haha i got ur address he he ho ho *snickers*

nigga if you even did anything they'd trace you and arrest you

Tabasco do a hot sauce case too but it's like $100 for the one I want

>>21463038
>>21463069
those are internal inventory management labels and shit.

>>21463025
ok i ordered a chipotle bottle. this better be good.

>>21463025
put your feet back in the image, nigga

>>21462803
False, he would have asked for paprika

>>21462546 (OP)
>instant hot sauce collection
You look like this.

Is Cholula good? I might buy a bottom of the green one or original red. But the store brand scotch bonnet pepper sauce is 70% cheaper and I am cheap. Can you vouch for it?

>>21464462
Season 1 Jesse would've asked for chili powder. Then Mr. White taught him to cook with quality ingredients.

>>21464593
NTA. I have a really wide variety of hot sauces in our kitchen already, but my wife gets me sets like OP's for birthdays and holidays cause she knows I'll find at least one or two that I enjoy enough to add to the regular rotation. Nothing wrong with a pre-made set of sauces; quit being a dick.

>>21464670
Does your wife let you pick the bull too?

>>21462546 (OP)
Isn't that a bit cold directly on the tiles?

>>21464593
oh look it's the hot sauce seether, how've you been, we've been missing you, mom grounded you without internet? damn that's tough, get well soon!

how does solula compares to valentina, is it peppery, or is it tomatoey?

>>21462546 (OP)
Cholula is what I use when I want something sweeter and less robust than one of Tabasco's varieties. I can see why it's taken off in America, because that's generally the sort of flavor that Americans have been conditioned to like. I don't use it very often but sometimes I feel like it, idk.

The chipotle one is a little too sweet but it does work better than Tabasco's chipotle on stuff like nachos. The green one is just sort of inconsequential. Like you can put on huge amounts and it just doesn't make too much of a difference.

>>21465214
>>21465203

>>21462676
Are you going to send him another box?

>>21465203
It tastes more "Mexican," almost like a hot taco sauce. And it's honestly not very good. There are much better Mexican-y sauces like picrel.

>>21462546 (OP)
I read that as Chocula and imagined a vampire sucking liquid chocolate out of fat peoples' necks.

Even more strange, apparently a chocula product already exists, its some NA candy cereal, HAH

>>21465071
No well-adjusted individual acts the way you do. I'd tell you to seek help, but your best option is prolly some 45 caliber aspirin at this stage, champ. Best of luck with your weird hangups. Also don't touch grass; the rest of us prefer not to interact with you.

>>21465214
why are the caps different

>>21465268
looks almost impossible to get in EU, gobbless amazon, how is that gringo bandito though, tomatoey or peppery?

shits too sour and ketchupy
0/10

>>21465214
I actually like the green pepper the most because it can go on pretty much anything. There's also a tequila-lime one I had a while ago that's really fucking good but I don't see it any more.

>>21464659
it's for women and retards

>>21466453
Yeah it's a good general sauce, I prefer it for eggs over Tabasco's green sauce which is way more vinegary

>>21462546 (OP)
what the fuck is wrong with your toe?

>>21467595
idk I think it's normal. what do you see that I don't?

>>21462546 (OP)
Cholula has a very forward bean flavor and is literally only good on eggs. Anyone who mains Cholula as their everyday sauce is a try hard faggot.

>>21467764
>bean
so THAT'S what that is. all these years I could never pin it down, I just found regular Cholula to be overwhelming on just about anything

>>21467770
I want very hard to call you an idiot cooklet but I'm glad you learned something from this shit hole. Yes Cholula doesn't list any beans in their ingredient list but it's a very pinto bean flavored sauce.

>>21467786
>I want very hard to call you an idiot cooklet
logfag

>>21462546 (OP)
Are these a novelty in Europe or something? This sauce is at like 50% of restaurants in America. I can't imagine anybody ordering a bunch of bottles of it and getting excited here.

real motherfuckers make their own sauce

>>21468014
most based motherfucker in this thread

>>21462546 (OP)
Your virginity is now safe

>>21464388
ok so it's not very spicy but it tastes decent.

>>21462546 (OP)
Chipotle Garlic is my favorite. Wife prefer Cholulu regular though. I am more of a Tapatio man myself.

>>21465268
Gringo Bandito is straight trash. I had it once at Chronic Tacos and it was disgusting.

>>21467808
its a product of Mexico so I wouldn't be suprised that the EU doesn't carry it. Can';t imagine why they would

>>21463025
I bet the chili garlic is bueuno

>>21465607
Based

>>21465642
Jalapeños?

>>21467764
>Cholula has a very forward bean flavor
no it doesn't
>>21467786
>I want very hard to call you an idiot cooklet
more retarded nonsense. you have no idea what you're talking about
>>21467770
nope, you're wrong. I'm guessing samefagging?

>>21470357
i don't know why it would taste like beans unless this guy just associated the two flavors.
like toilet paper smalls like shit even clean

>>21464659
the og cholula is fine and very inoffensive

>>21468014
that made me think, if I made a hot sauce with my dad's garden tomatos it'd probably be the bomb, he even has the green hot peppers too

>>21471887
excellent.
you should use all his tomatoes and green peppers to make a humongous batch of hot sauce and surprise him with it. do it when he isn't home.

>thread about hot sauce
>no one posted the "hot sauce man"

>>21471893
he did, he just got b&'d

>>21471891
in my case it'd be selfish to use all the tomatos, because he doesn't like hot sauce, but maybe a small trial batch could do, any guides you can recommend me?

>>21471899
>it'd be selfish
I know anon. it's what I'm counting on.
inundate your dad with hot sauce!
hot sauce he hates!
He wants to slice up a tomato for his sandwich? Too bad! hahah

>>21462546 (OP)
I got one of these a couple years ago as a Christmas present. Now I order bottles of the Sweet Habanero by the dozen.

>>21471893
must be a big electrical outage in brazil

>>21462546 (OP)
Don’t you fucking separate those

For me it's Melinda

>>21472178
getting kinda sick of everyone sriacha-izing their lines and making thick sauces, i'm over it. just go back to thin ones with minimal calories please.

>>21468014
You're not wrong but it takes a surprising amount of peppers to get a few bottles of sauce unless you're diluting it with garbage, so you might as well enjoy the commercial stuff too.

>>21472542
You're confusing 2 different things. Thick sauces are based, much better than watery shit like Tabasco, and you can achieve that with natural vegetable fiber (like I think Marie Sharps does) as opposed to xanthan gum.

Calories otoh come from added sugar, typical of sriracha as well as any "bbq" sauce.

>>21472620
yeah you're right. nothing wrong with buying it from the store
>>21471887
>>21468486
also I have a confession: I didn't make that bottle of hot sauce. my neighbor did.

>>21472632
>also I have a confession: I didn't make that bottle of hot sauce. my neighbor did.
That's fine, at least you appreciate it.

t. gifted bottles of homegrown pepper sauce to several people, and nobody ever told me they liked it, apparently it sucked and i suck too (lesson learned, keep it all for myself next time)

>>21472178
Missing the best one.

>>21474389
Do they even make this one anymore? I haven’t seen it in stores in years.

>>21472178
i go for XXXtra hot. it has the right amount of heat i don't even need to use much and it adds a lot of flavor to everything. always have a bottle of it around.

>>21472630
You're not supposed to use Tabasco like a typical hot sauce.

>>21476454
... are you fucking kidding me? Tabasco is one of the most ubiquitous hot sauces in the country and the world. Everyone puts it on everything. "Not supposed to"? Bullshit. What the world is doing is how you're "supposed to" use it.

>>21475738
I think it’s discontinued

>>21463025
>original
off tasting
>chili garlic
even worse
>chili lime
haven't tried
>chipotle
anything chipolte is great
>green pepper
too mild
>sweet habanero
might be good if it's sweetened with carrots and not peaches

>>21476510
tabasco on pizza is an absolute sin. period.

>>21465268
>gringo bandito
Fuck that. I bought a bottle a couple of years ago because it had decent reviews. It tasted awful and I immediately threw it in the trash.

>>21478628
>blocks your path

>>21478828
Meh, that stuff has a sweetness to it that I object to on pizza. Maybe others like it.

I do still have a bottle, though. I use it in soups and stews to kick them up a notch. The sweet flavor isn't noticeable and I still get the heat.

>>21476850
I just ordered a three-pack.