Signs you're in for a kino soylennial meal:
>"two college dropouts and a dream"
>swearwords in menu items
>"quality ingredients because we give a shit"
>excessively tattooed, heavily bearded staff
>man buns
>burgers start at $20
>something with truffle oil on the menu
>exposed brick
>edison bulbs
> an enormous chalkboard with drawings of marvel characters, my neighbor totoro, pokemon, etc
>faux typewriter fonts
>1,000,000 available local craft beers with colorful Super Mario Elsa Spiderman SpongeBob labels
>the word "cock" in one of the chicken items
>every table has sriracha
>00s dad indie music playing (mgmt, white stripes, decemberists, etc)
>"The OG" (it's just a regular cheeseburger)
>a TV that's connected to some beer nerd app where you can log in and display whatever thrice-hopped pineapple upside-down cake IPA you ordered
>"Anal Andy's All-You-Can-Eat-Out Butthole Burner Buffet XXXXXX So Hot You'll Shit Piss Cum Fart Shit Your Pants (in that order) 5 Quintillion Satan's Hemorrhoids Lava Shart Sauce" at the sauce station
>you're expected to bus your own table
>bathroom sign that says "man, woman, nonbinary, whatever, just wash your hands"
>a poster of a cow and/or pig that has been sectioned and labeled into different cuts of meats
>metal bar height chairs
>"locally sourced, farm to table, ethical, eco-concious"

>>21462546
>instant hot sauce collection
You look like this.

>>21417032
I know what, I think I just might