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Bored as fuck, one hot sunny afternoon in Bangkok, I swooped into CentralWorld's omurice restaurant aptly named Omu Japanese Omurice.
I sat down and reviewed the menu, trying my best not to feel anxious as I was dining alone, and was already caught up on my 4chan threads.
Ruminating on what the real Japanese experience would be like, and spoiled for choice with over 20 omu-options, I went with the tomato soup omurice. It was similar to pic rel, minus the veggies shittily tossed around. It was alright, kinda like Campbell's tomato soup. and as you'd expect, the texture might make a western person gag, but I hoovered that shit like water. Ignoring the sour, tangy build up.
With time and money to spare, I set out, and eventually scooted my tourist ass over to the basement cafeteria in EMquartier for some bubble tea from CoCo. Got the regular milk tea with pearls and started slurping.
I don't think I even left the mall before my stomach started gurgling like a devilish witch's couldron on halloween. "Zoink!"
As I hustled to my $40/night hotel room alongside the motorcycles and cars under the 33 degree sun, I brahped just like they did.
I eared out my bowled and passed out on my bed, stained from the night prior. When I woke I rushed to the washroom sink and began puking. What the fuck! Who would've known bubble tea and tomato egg didn't mix well!
