Pizza Pizza!

>>21477709 (OP)
why hurt the pizza :(((

>>21477742
The pizza paid him to do it. Now fuck off, kid.

I had one of those (pepperoni) yesterday. You really can't beat that lunch combo for like $6.49 when it comes with a Pepsi and is that size.

I ain't paying no $23-30 for a fucking full pie alone, I don't care how good it is.

>>21477742
>:(((
Cry about it.

>>21477845
I do this with chili cheese fries

So it's just cheese and clickbait for another 200 posts?

>>21477742
doordash delivery check, it's mandatory anon

>>21477845
This is actually among the less retarded ways to bait tiktok "influencers" into your restaurant, yeah it's almost exclusively done for the show, but at least it somewhat helps with preventing the fries from getting too soggy and shows they haven't been sitting in sauce for 10 minutes while the chef prepped another dish.

>>21477845
There's still some left on that tray. That was paid for, put all of it in!

>>21477742
Because Little Caesars tastes awful.

>>21477845
>this is a starter in the usa
lmao

>>21477960
It's not a bad idea honestly, keeps the breading crispy. It is retarded large for tiktok likes so by the time you get halfway through it's soggy all the same, though.

>>21477742
He's just tenderizing it

>>21477845
>>21477960
>>21478256
>>21478371
>>21478383
Pretty sure that's a Milanesa Napolitana. Argentinian dish, so not in the US. But the traditional way is to cook the whole thing together and not dump the pizza dressing later. So that's probably for instagram / tiktok clout.

Too many milanesa meme videos lately.

>>21478514
I'm aware it's for clout, but as far as stuff for clout goes, it at least makes practical sense.
Unlike the metric tons of cheese, dust thrown onto a table or miniscule crumbs of food on some vulcanic rock or other retarded shit.

/egg/ died, so I'm posting my low & slow silky duck egg toast on rye bread.

>>21478542

how did red tomato sauce turn orange?

>>21478574
Cheese.

>>21478574
>>21478626
not cheese
that wasn't just mashed in the skillet, it was blended, either with an immersion blender or in an actual blender.
blending introduces air bubbles into the sauce, turning it from red the orange.

>>21478545
They're raw bro

>>21479133
nah, thats gordon ramsay scramble eggs. it's realy good.

>>21477709 (OP)
damn i'm hungry for dat

>>21479177
I've had it, not for me too snotty

>>21479186
What? That guy's fist?

>>21479177
Actually, it’s marco pierre white’s version which are superior.

>>21478542
That's some serious soybot hands

>>21479431
Thanks anon, but I’m just skinny as fuck because of health issues.

>>21478545
you killed the heat 8 seconds too early

>>21479645
I like that doneness, I enjoy the maximum creaminess and fatty profile of duck eggs without curds.
Now, if I had to eat the eggs without bread I’d have cooked them a bit more.
It’s a game of contrasts, by adding crunchy and/or chewy bits to the silky eggs.

Pic not related (only maldon salt) because I’m eating “liquid” foods only atm because of stomach surgery.

>>21478514
I hate to say this, but Argentinians could learn and improve their recipe from tiktok by adding at the table things that make their crispy food soggy over time.

>>21479674
Finally took the bariatric route.

>>21478574
I like how it's all rustic styled and they just cut out the step with an electric blender

>>21480112
This is awesome

You had to start samefagging on your own posts since nobody cared, huh?

>>21480569
Who are you talking about fatass

>>21480112
Zestiest webm I've ever seen, literally and figuratively, and I've seen some webms...

Ub

>>21478542
What a cute Scandinavian kitchen! Ikea? Is that also your bedroom?

>>21477709 (OP)
you show 'em bill

>>21480586

>>21481461
hellbound

>>21477742
driver was only tipped 30%

>>21478542
>>21478545
>two-webm long video on how to make scrambled eggs on toast

>>21481461
>no dusky twink to feed me seafood
why even live.

>>21481500
What an absolutely worthless piece of shit post

>>21481395
It’s an Italian kitchen from the 90s, and I have my own room. I hate that kitchen and the lack of light inside.

>>21481489
Believe it or not, I made that video for work related reasons, to help me find a job. The more shit I picture/film, the more my portfolio grows.

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>>21481461
not even fucking another man is as gay as these two

>>21477709 (OP)
You're pizza is screaming for help

>>21481500
>1152x2048
>240p quality
fix your webms retard

For me its either local or nothing

>>21482028
>For me its either local or nothing
BASED local pizza enjoyer, but that's not a webm.

>>21477820
op literally proved that you can beat it

>>21481936
looks fine to me, get a better PC KWAB

>>21482028
>Altoona, Pennsylvania
based

>>21478574
>be woman
>spend 7 hours filming yourself making a basic pasta dish from scratch
>coombrained "trad" simps go feral for the Algorithm
>make more money for one day's work than your husband makes in two weeks
nothin personnel...kid...

>>21478574
she blended it

>>21477845
As a bong, I fully support the "put a full meal on top of chips" approach.

>>21481847
>literally German
>"durr Americans"

>>21481846
Fucking americans and their artisinal German hotdogs.

>>21483138
You fat retards fall for it every single time LMAO.

>>21481846
the way she fellatios the hotdog always gets me

>>21477709 (OP)
There is a little Cesar's by me, staffed by brown people. Not a single pizza in 3 years has looked as good as that one.

>>21478542
>>21478545
You're cute. Can I rape yo?

>>21480112
the zestiness makes me uncomfortable

>>21483285
wtf does he actually put on it btw? Custard and shredded chicken?

>>21483243
kid is on the bullet train to autism town

>>21483285
if i was deported to brazil i would perish, ALL their food is like this

>>21480288
I guess he buys the wrap because he likes the presentation of it, a tender strip on a bed of bird food.

>>21483333
Shredded cheese and catupiry

>>21483299
You only see his hands anon

>>21482557
You have incel mentality.
Women are very susceptible to influence, if videos like that trend and are popular, women will start to mimic it and adopt styles and behavior they see.

This video is basically advertisement for that kind of lifestyle, and it's converting women. What the actual woman in the video is like in real life doesn't matter.
And that's a good thing.

>>21482364
I laughed

>>21483144
I only know this anime from its gay porn. So i can only assume anyone that watches it is gay.

>>21483333
>>21483379
It's basically an unholy synthesis of ricotta and Cheez-Whiz

>>21483339
At least he'll be a autist with rich/talented parents

>>21477742
Ethnic food is trash that's why

>>21481930
omg i've see it

Ah, the classic nazi puncher fist.

>>21483243
Stupid idea, this effect would only work on a camera. Probably just looks like a blurry mess irl

>>21484020
The effect very much works in real life my dude.

>>21483144
>>21483838
from the looks of that oil bottle he is swedish. you do the math.

>>21483285
>mestre da pizza
that webum is missing some essentials
>the smug look of accomplishment
>the trash fired oven
>the 3 olives
anyone have the original that was posted here ages ago?

>>21480112
>>21481461
watch em balloon up like these guys

>>21484125
i think they might die of some std before that anon

>>21484131
>pinching it between your fingers rather than getting a good grip on the box with all your sportsbowl food in it
they deserved that, hope you had fun wasting over $100 on all that shit

>>21481941
>Lamecock

>>21480288
What a time to be alive: impulsive slovenly mouthbreathing glutton SeasideMark has made his way to /ck/ for being a wasteful fat moron.

>>21484131
Eagles fans BTFO!

Square pizza cut into squares >>>>>>> round pizza cut into wedges

>>21484175
kek

>>21484200
I feel bad for that person. Wonder how many jobs she has to work just to barely survive, and then have to do it all over again the next day.

>>21484209
anon.. she is on percs or fentanyl...

>>21482061
that kebab pizza looks really good

>>21483901
this guy is like me but without the apartment, i wonder what he's up to now adays

>>21484060
>cold tray
that's literally the only trick, make sure the oil boils in the bottom of the tray when you pour it in
>perfect yurk's every time

>>21484131
I would literally still eat it

>>21484215
>resorting to drugs that literally kill you to find some sort of energy to be able to continue with your life
anon you made me feel worse for her

>>21484382
you are very sweet anon are you thai or something? a lot of people in america fuck up their life from the start, opiod use is very prevalent among young people.

>>21484558
>grilled micro plastics
yummy
Indian street food is safer than that cancer blob

>>21483299
What bitch reported this genius comedy post?

>>21483562
>and it's converting women
>t.15 hours of screentime per day
the only women that do this shit are doing it to make tiktok porn for alcoholic "trad" larpers.
you will never make enough money to have a stay-at-home wife, it's a facade built on the spoils of VC vampirism

>>21484020
>has never heard of a zoetrope

>>21484558
The plastic bag is obviously there to protect the meat as it marinates and was never in contact with the heat.

>>21477845
Flor de milanga

>>21483901
Why does he sit on a tarp? Does he pee his pants?

>>21484844
No he is a victim of divorce rape. His exwife took everything from him.

>>21481758
Are u at video editor ?

>>21480112
Damn, that's a zesty buck right there

>>21480112
The cunt on the left always has the same stupid fucking look on his face

>>21481930

>>21484413
i am ex heroin living in bongland

>>21485091
kek

>>21484131

>>21480288
bro knows what he likes! cant even be mad

>>21485338
Regional manager btw

>>21484999
No and I also suck at filming stuff.

>>21484558
i still dont understand the mexican magic keeping the gigant ball of "meat" slices from falling appart

>>21484043
I'd be more concerned about the centrifugal force shooting the cake's frosting off at every direction

Bamp

>>21485706
There's a big stake in the middle

>>21484625
You don't need "money" to have a stay at home wife you retard. Niggers don't work, they're stay at home women by default, and they live just fine unfortunately.

I'm lower middle class and my wife stays at home with the kids. Do we live in a huge house and eat steak every day? Of course not, but it's worth it.

Don't fall for the money lie.

>>21481917
hardest kek of the week
cheers, faggot

>>21487908
wow very edgy

>>21485086
would you rather eat this or your own turn?

>>21487904
the heat of the oil cooks the aphids

>>21488007
What's edgy? The myth that you need to be rich (and thus old) before having children is perpetuated by those that want you to not reproduce.

It's better to be poor with children (you don't care if you're poor when you're a kid) than rich and childless.

>>21487874
I was in until the eggs, what the fuck is this dumbass doing? That could've been some amazing pasta sauce

>>21477709 (OP)
Does Japan make better authentic pizza than Italy, or is it "thing, Japanese thing?" Naomi Osaka says so.

I get that there are Japanese chefs professionally trained in Italy, but it doesn't diminish all the other chefs that add weird toppings like peas or mayo.

>>21488050
it's an egg dish called menemen. usually whole eggs but i guess this is supposed to be a richer version with cheese and just yolk.

>>21488204
Yeah it's probably good and I'd eat it. I just feel misled

>>21488181
Those meme competitions are not a reflection of a country's cuisine. All it proves is that there is *one* specialized restaurant that arguably makes better Italian pizza than anywhere else. Meanwhile like you said Japan is full of other places covering pizza in mayo or some other weird shit.

Same goes for other food competitions, yes I am sure this particular spot in Turkey makes the best pastries in the world but when I think of good pastries I still think of France where they are good on any random bakery and not this $200 Michelin Star Turkish place I will never eat in.

>>21481461
i'll have what they're having

>>21484413
>a lot of people in america fuck up their life from the start, opiod use is very prevalent among young people.
surprisingly enough i saw some statistics that show that the majority of the opioid crisis is actually happening quietly with older people who get them prescribed for pain and then just never hop off them

>>21478514
its a chicken parmi you philistine

>limited time
>was the best stoner type food they had
>gone forever
>many much cases

>>21488212
now i’m in the mood of french pastries

>>21488327
Eh all those marketplace pizzas taste like crap

>>21488131
>the store goes through 285lbs of frosting each day
NIGGER

That was literally the response in my head... I need help...

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>>21488398
What is the point of these

>>21488398
is she tiny or is the food huge

>>21488400
It's a fetish

>>21487944
>didn't add fennel or a pinch of olive oil
gay

>>21484078
>jack pop
I make toaster sandwitches in a device similar to this and sometime when i overfill it i have to keep holding the latch or it will pop open.

>>21483853
Catupiry is awesome faggot

>>21488603
Who gives a fuck that he didn't add a pinch of oil to his punch bowl of soup

>>21477742
The shot caller had it greenlit. It was always only going to end done way.

>>21478542
I want my 90 seconds back, asshole.

>>21480112
I've seen gay porn that was less gay than this

>>21488751
No refunds.

>>21488943
clearly still has 6 years left on his training

>>21488943
Uncooked egg

>>21478283
>captcha: NGHTY

>>21489063
the heat of the thing underneath the egg that i don't know what it is cooks the egg

>>21488398
Torta de jamon

>>21487874
that actually looks amazing

>>21489179
If I eat a raw egg will the heat of my stomach cook the egg

>>21489335
the heat of the stomach acid will cook the egg, yes

>>21488943
Bored as fuck, one hot sunny afternoon in Bangkok, I swooped into CentralWorld's omurice restaurant aptly named Omu Japanese Omurice.

I sat down and reviewed the menu, trying my best not to feel anxious as I was dining alone, and was already caught up on my 4chan threads.

Ruminating on what the real Japanese experience would be like, and spoiled for choice with over 20 omu-options, I went with the tomato soup omurice. It was similar to pic rel, minus the veggies shittily tossed around. It was alright, kinda like Campbell's tomato soup. and as you'd expect, the texture might make a western person gag, but I hoovered that shit like water. Ignoring the sour, tangy build up.

With time and money to spare, I set out, and eventually scooted my tourist ass over to the basement cafeteria in EMquartier for some bubble tea from CoCo. Got the regular milk tea with pearls and started slurping.

I don't think I even left the mall before my stomach started gurgling like a devilish witch's couldron on halloween. "Zoink!"

As I hustled to my $40/night hotel room alongside the motorcycles and cars under the 33 degree sun, I brahped just like they did.

I eared out my bowled and passed out on my bed, stained from the night prior. When I woke I rushed to the washroom sink and began puking. What the fuck! Who would've known bubble tea and tomato egg didn't mix well!

>>21487874
that looks legit af.

>>21489063
It’s cooked >:(

>>21488122
Is this the guy who was banned after marching outside the restaurant with a shitty logo?

>>21489621
qt desu

>>21484586
You are not fooling anyone, poojeet in Canada

>>21480288
this Don knows what's up

>>21489716
>their reflection
kek, it's a shame that food actually looked good

>>21489676
If it's a fine filet why the fuck are you tenderizing it

>>21489765
>>21489782
I would absolutely cram my facehole with those.
What's the batter? What are they pouring?

Webm unrelated, I just don't like saucefaggotry without contribution.

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>>21490131

>>21490155

>>21490160

>tfw no money or time to eat right now
>haven't eaten anything in all day
>still I decide to torture myself watching these webms
Oh well, tomorrow may be a better day.

>>21490155
>3 heads of garlic
lmfao wtf is wrong with Americans? Can you even taste stuff?

>>21490171
>all measurements in euro
>lol murricans

>>21484060
>from the looks of that oil bottle he is swedish
Or maybe look at the food packages that are in German genius.

>>21478542
Duck eggs you say?

>>21490283
>Duck eggs you say?
That's a cat, they don't lay eggs

>>21490171
This post was typed by Transylvanian hands.

>>21488327
Reminds me of the this generic Kroger pizza that was an easy 10/10. Mind-blowingly good for the price. I'd take it over any order-out place.
Now discontinued.
Still pisses me off.

>>21490202
nobody else kills dishes with ridiculous amounts of garlic as much as Americans do

>>21490348
Fair, but don't put that webm garlic blood on our hands, Euro. Own it.

>>21477845
Does any webm with black gloves end well? Ever?

>>21490155
>sticking an immersion blender in your pot
shiggy diggy

>>21490333
aren't these just rebranded dr. oetker pizzas? pic related is the one i go for, and yes theyre all surprisingly really good