Have you ever been thrown out of a restaurant, /ck/?

physically thrown? no. but my aunts threw drinks at each other once and we were asked to leave and the res was under my name so i'm blacklisted from the restaurant

i'm too fat for anybody to pick me up

>>21478715 (OP)
No but I got caught doing coke in the bathroom by a waiter one time.

Do bars count? Never been physically tossed but cut off and asked to leave.

>>21478715 (OP)
not really, more like I've left some, I went to a "best bravas in the city" bar/restaurant, I asked for a table to eat my bravas, they told me to eat them at the bar (the awkward long table where the barman serves), I don't remember well, but I left and I spat on the ground right at the exit of the restarurant, posh-ish side of the city what do you expect, if it was for me I would have burnt the bar entirely on the spot

>>21478817
same

>>21478817
>>21478834
How does this happen? I've even gotten into fights and still stayed til close. Just have the sense enough to not get loud and do it outside, it's that simple.

The waitress said I smelled like weed and had to leave.

>>21478839
Your dad's mancave in the garage doesn't count dipshit.

>>21478860
My dad died when I was 18 and we lived in a trailer park, no garage, no man cave.

>>21478885
(You)'re a true hero
:flex emoji:

>>21478885
>lived

>>21478889
I bought a house last October.
I'm 33, I have a wife and a kid, I don't go to bars any more.

>>21478888
so are you for getting quads

>>21478715 (OP)
no but my best friend and i once dine and dashed at a ruby tuesday's when we were 15 and high on DXM

>>21478839
I vomited all over the woman's bathroom (I'm a man)

>>21478839
it's people that never get punished for their drunken behavior. pretty much everyone that drinks will have that one time where they drank and shit came crashing down

>>21478715 (OP)
Got kicked out of a McDonald's once because someone who apparently looked like me had caused a ruckus earlier. Got kicked out of a bar once because the retard friend who insisted on going to a bar was smoking weed in the fucking bar like a retard. I don't talk to him anymore.

>>21479059
>someone who apparently looked like me
all blacks look alike so I can't blame the wagies

>>21479064
>all blacks look alike
You're right. They must've mistaken me for your churlish, insubordinate ass.

>>21478824
What's the problem with eating at the bar table?

>>21479064
It's actually whites that look alike with npc faces

>>21479092
stupid esl

>>21479064
Are ya sure Mr white?

>>21478715 (OP)
Nope.. Not that I recall...
Nightclubs... That's a different story...

>>21478715 (OP)
yeah i ate on a patio once without buying anything because the table was empty and there was no seating anywhere else. the manager came out with this panicked demeanor while demanding i leave, like he thought i was going to start shit with him or something

>>21478715 (OP)
No I haven't, neither should anyone else.
What a waste of a thread.

>>21478839
It's not a fight if you're slapping your boyfriend in a gay bar.

Yes, and a Post Office, scenic lookout, library, 3 sports stadiums, countless pubs.

>>21479711
oh and the fag marathon where they blast everyone with rainbow colours.

>>21479711
how do you get asked to leave a scenic lookout?

>>21479711

>>21479714
An altercation occurred when some shitheads were doing donuts in the gravel car park and covering the place in dust.
The police were called and I was told to leave.

>>21479714
>>21479719
I also pooped myself a little bit while wrestling with the adversary, and then had to pretend I didn’t have shit in my pants while the police questioned me.

one time i was in a mr gattis and there was a thunderstorm outside and lightning caused a transformer box in the parking lot to explode and catch fire, and the power went out, and i had to leave because of that. i don't suppose that counts as being thrown out though

>>21479719
You were doing donuts there too or they were your friends?
I guess I HAVE been to a few overlooks where like weird ghetto car people gather and show off their cars or something.

>>21479733
No I was there with my sister and her friend from Brazil, partaking in the observations of the geographical features.

>>21478715 (OP)
I got banned from a restaurant because I left my wallet at home. Police got called on me too.

>>21479817
how was that resolved?

>>21478715 (OP)
No, I am not black.

>>21479339
there were plenty of free tables, they were treating me as a second class customer, for me that's an offense

>>21479716
that's the kind of memeing I like to see

>>21478715 (OP)
no

>>21478839
i love you young faggots with one anecdotal story that make broad statements like you know anything about life

>>21478715 (OP)
Yeah. I was fucking starving and went on a double date. Me and my wife, my friend and his new girlfriend. Had the first course. The second course was on its way, I'd got mine placed in front of me. Suddenly there was a commotion from the barman, he's seen my friend's girlfriend grope his dick. My wife and myself couldn't see from where we were. Anyway, they threw us all out for it. Probably over the top imo. My friend and his girlfriend, plus my wife all left exceptionally embarrassed. I was hungry. So I sat there and ate my main course. The manager informed me that he'd contacted the police. I'd finished before they got there and left.

>>21478715 (OP)
no. i just walked out when they wanted me to scan a QR code to get in a queue AND then another QR code to order anything.
>>21480220
i would too.

>>21478715 (OP)
>Be 19
>Go to a friend's bday party in a popular rock themed restaurant that turns into a night club later
>we have dinner, cake, drinks then leave for a few hours to get hammered at cheaper places and we tell the staff that we would return later for when the nightclub opens
>'kay see ya later
>we all get hammered(I admit I was the most drunk)
>go back to the restaurant
>There is a new security guard the
>Asks for my id(I was 19 but still looked youngish so nothing new at the time)
>Says all my friends can get in but not me because I'm too drunk
>tell him I was here earlier in the day and caused no trouble
>you can't get in that is final
>in that same moment he allowed like 4 girls clearly 15 without checking their ids
>I obviously complain
>faggot doesn't respond
>try to fforce my way in
>he pushes me to the ground
>Start screaming and calling him a pedophile
>Tries to throw himself at me but another security guy stops him
>tells me I'm blacklisted
>complain to the restaurant next week and yes it was confirmed the fag was new, and was allowing minors
>fag is fired and I'm not blacklisted since

>>21478715 (OP)
No but I strongly suspect I am not profitable for the average all you can eat establishment so I don't like to go there alone or only with other fat people.

>>21480253
>I would too
I didnt pay either, not that they asked. I was annoyed that they'd ruined the night. The bill was probably already over 120 before the incident. Maybe that's a thing to do, get thrown out for semi lewd behaviour

>>21480294
>>in that same moment he allowed like 4 girls clearly 15 without checking their ids
>>I obviously complain

sounds legal in kansas.

>>21480312
>get thrown out for semi lewd behaviour
i used to work in an army mess. don't grab my cock, anon.

>>21480294
society manipulation xp ++

>>21480317
Even for half of a decent meal and drinks?

>>21480362
well ok. maybe after work, anon.