Thread 21483987

Vote for your favorite breakfast delight. Which one will start your day right? A, B, C or D.

Why do they all have buttmunching avocado's faget

>>21483987 (OP)
Bread, butter, and coffee

>>21483987 (OP)
D

E - coffee, black

>>21484014
And one of these

>>21483987 (OP)
B, but get rid of the green stuff. No green stuff for breakfast.

>>21484016
They taste like shit

>>21483987 (OP)
>which one of these 1000 calorie gut bombs would you choose for breakfast?
None, I stopped eating 1200 calories for breakfast when I was a lad. D comes the closest to what I eat, but D still has way more food on the plate than I'd be comfortable eating first thing in the morning.

Which one would be more fit to a Lord of the Rings theme birthday breakfast for my sister?
Yes, she is hot.

>>21483987 (OP)
Give me B without the green shit

>>21483987 (OP)

C is out because I'm not having hard boiled eggs for breakfast

D is out because I'm not a fan of fried eggs that have a crunchy border

I would prefer the creamy eggs from A but the mushrooms and beans from B also look kinda good.

I'm going with B.

>>21484228
>cannot identify avocado
ngmi

>>21484117
because you are a limp wristed effeminate numale who doesnt work a job that actually requires calories

>>21485326
Possibly, I eat 2 eggs, 2 bacons in the morning with about 3-4 cups of tea. Sometimes I have to inspect a building of some sort for structural integrity, but I'm not doing manual labor. Manual laborers don't have 30 minutes to cook and eat a breakfast like OP's pics. They likely don't even have the funds to buy 6 avacados a week, $6 of eggs, plus beans and sausage and toast and what the fuck ever.
Did you ever think before posting that working men are likely too dumb and too busy for a breakfast of 1200 calories on a plate with preparation skills? No, you didn't. You just took your time to try and put me down for me semi-laborious job but not manual labor. And here you are typing with shit-covered finger tips trying to accuse me of being too sedentary. What you are is dumb.

>>21483987 (OP)
None, all have gay ass green shit on the plates

>>21483987 (OP)
A - 900 calories
B - 750 calories
C - 700 calories
D - 800 calories

none they are over 500 calories which is all I can have for breakfast.

>>21483987 (OP)
>egg, sausage, tomato, avocado, toast
>egg, sausage, tomato, avocado, toast, mushrooms, beans
>egg, sausage, tomato, avocado, hold the toast
>egg, sausage, tomato, avocado, toast
These are all the same.

>>21483987 (OP)
AI slop. Why is there avocado in the english

>>21483987 (OP)
Top left if the sausage didn't look like a coiled up piece of shet