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What does uour gf cook?

grilled cheese is pretty much all she can do and that's fine

Mine's an amazing cook. Almost too much so since I have to sneak things like hotdogs or I'd never get to eat junk

>>21484667 (OP)
He's still reaching for those scraps, though.

>>21484686
nothing wrong with a crockpot gf. you just have to be better otherwise they always want to go out to eat

>>21484676
Mines a decent cook but I get my fill of junk food every Friday when we go to Wetherspoons

>>21484667 (OP)
Coal burner and her pet nigger

I cook for myself I have never had a girlfriend I'm a stone cold incel

>>21484726
This.

>>21484667 (OP)
I cant imagine the fucking hell it must be to deal with a woman on a daily basis. HOLY FUCK you faggots are pathetic.

>>21484676
oh I bet you're real good at sneaking dogs, you dirty dog, you

Baked potatoes, stir fry veggies, rice and beans, I love cooking with her

>>21484731
>having a gf
>you faggots
Think you got those terms mixed up anon

>>21484726
Trvke

>>21484796
>Lust provoking image

>>21484667 (OP)
My wife is an incredible cook. Better than me. I'm a picky eater, so when I decide I'd like to try something, she gets very excited and puts her whole ass into making it. Picrel is what she made for Thanksgiving last year. Prime rib and she did it on the smoker I bought for her. (and before anyone cries about it looking raw, it's not. She uses a probe and this reached a perfect 125 degrees.

>>21484849
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>>21484849
I don't get prime rib. Sure make a roast out of the tail end of the rib, but that piece you have should have just been cooked as a steak.

>>21484854
It's a holiday effort, she likes it a lot. Her steaks are fantastic as well. She makes whatever I ask for.

>>21484667 (OP)
Often doesn't, I'm a professional cook so I make most of our meals. She makes some good ice cream, though.

>>21484862
Thank you for your service

My boyfriend (he's very fem so he's almost like a gf tbqh teeheehee) cooks mainly lao food. Big bowls of phô, lots of sticky rice in all kind of dishes (I like the black sweet one cooked in bamboo leaves); baked plantains as desserts; laap (minced raw pork with lots of fresh spicy herbs); young bamboo buds cooked in a sort of stew with other veggies (sweet potatoes, tiny zucchinis, eggplants); fishes steamed in bamboo leaves; and other stuff with mango (it replaces carrots) and weird sour/bitter flavors.
I can't stand their heavily spicy stuff tho: I'm waaaay too white for that

>>21484849
It looks like fucking garbage because it has 0 sear and is probably a gray piece of shit inside. Would've been better to fucking boil it.

>>21484898
That is the inside, and it's pink. When you fuck your boyfriend, do you just pummel him in the lower back with the head of your cock, because you obviously don't know what "inside" means.

>>21484898
Are you stupid? Prime Rib is a roast. It's what ribeye steak is cut from. You roast the whole thing, retard.

>>21484934
>do you just pummel him in the lower back with the head of your cock

Yes he loves it

what's a gf?

>>21484667 (OP)
My wife is pretty good for at home staples
>Makes great coffee drinks
>Good omelettes
>Solid salads
But she really excels and baked goods, and has even made the wedding cake for a few of our friends.
Cooking and baking is something we have really bonded over, which is quite nice since it has led to us eating out much less frequently.

>>21484667 (OP)
>gf
heh

>>21484726
spbp

Great recipe ideas so far board what are we cooking for the whole family

>>21484865
Lol you're welcome.

>>21484849
Anons dont know about prime rib... looks good

>>21484965
can't stop thinking about black cock again, huh?

>>21485048
post food or go away

>>21485048
>Monkeys are unironically more moral and civilized than the average jeet
Kek

What an ugly fatass yuck

>>21484667 (OP)
Honestly, there's nothing more shameful than a man that can't cook for himself, with or without a girl.

>>21485044
Are you simple minded, pretending not to have seen the OP, or both ?

>>21485075
neither, I'm just not obsessed with black cock, so it doesn't taint my thought process. i cannot relate to you.

ITT sad single losers who lose their shit when anyone else is happy. the best cure for this is swallowing several button cell batteries.

>>21485082
>black cock, so it doesn't taint my thought process
But... you're talking about it rn and brought it up in a few of your posts... wouldn't that require you to think about it?

Yes, though she grew up eating and cooking struggleslop. I do most of the daily cooking, since she can cook but makes mechanical mistakes. However she cooks all the big holiday meals and bakes.

>>21485089
only because i can read your mind. it's your fault actually.

>>21485103
So you admit you think about that but try and cope by coming up with a hypothetical situation in your head?

>>21484667 (OP)
I don't understand how someone "can't cook". Literally just follow the step by step instructions in the recipe. Might as well just say you're an illiterate retard

>>21485105
You're really weird for making such an effort to argue about this when you (or whatever sad incel) were the one who posted half-black baby wojak dollies.
This is why women are repelled by you. They don't like that and you don't have a gf who cooks for you. Just thought you should know.

>>21485116
>he cares about what women like or want
NGMI

>>21485118
I have a wife who cooks for me and you do not.

>>21485116
Another hypothetical situation but this time mixed with your rant blog? Weird flex

>>21484667 (OP)
Sometimes she makes the crepes batter. She got the boiled egg timing right too. But for the rest, I'm cooking.

>>21485123
Are you sad? You seem really sad.

>>21484667 (OP)
Pretty much nothing. I'm the cook of the house and when I don't want to bother we just order in.

>>21485123
>2 lines, 4 sentences is a blog
>"weird flex"
lol zoomies can't read

>>21485122
Okay, so seems like that's why you can't relate to >>21484965. It's true, it's an epidemic of coalburning whores trying to bag a professional husband after having a half nigger bastard. You've been outta the dating pool for so long your advice is laughable at best.

>>21485125
Sounds like you are projecting. Why would this be?

>>21485138
>Rants
>Rant isn't read
>Gets triggered by that
Too easy

>>21485140
>>21485141
>>21485142
lmao look at all these mad faggots because I pointed out they're pathetic losers who can't stop thinking about black cock.

>>21485147
There you go again thinking about that but this time mixed with damage control.
yikes m'sir

>>21485147
My bad for treating you as an actual human being.
Go touch grass.

>>21485151
>>21485156
it's okay bro, someday you'll get over your black cock addiction
also look at this pot roast my wife cooked. i ate all of it and never considered black cock once.

>>21485159
Okay now say it again but this time without sounding fragile and defensive

>>21485159
>fat roastie wine addict wife tosses shit in a slow cooker
Grim.

Shut the fuck up you raging faggots

>>21485161
Do you have a wife who cooks delicious pot roast, or do you deter every potential partner by allowing black cock to invade your thoughts?

>>21485162
she makes ribs for me on the smoker i bought for her too.

>>21484667 (OP)
Moved in with my gf in April and she cooks nearly every night, here's a little collage of a few of the things she's made over the last couple months its all been very yummy

>>21485165
>Gets more defensive and triggered
Couldn't do it eh? Who are you trying to convince? Me or yourself?
You keep bringing up that topic so obviously it's on your mind lol

>>21485171
you keep responding and it's funny to me.

>>21485159
very confusing, looks like it's in some kind of cast iron pot but it was very clearly slow cooked and not braised. boiled on the stove, maybe?

anyway it's not a good pot roast but I'm happy for your healthy relationship

>>21485174
Is that how you cope?
That's a funny way to ask for human interaction. Why don't you ask your wife for attention instead of anons on /ck/?

>>21485175
seared on the stove, then cooked slowly in the oven. idk why she used cast iron for it, but it was tasty.

>>21485180
she is at work. I have one of those high-paying pretend remote email jobs. i'll bother her with my penis when she gets home. what's your wife/gf up to?

>>21485187
>she is at work
And there it is..a cry for attention lmao
>I have one of those high-paying pretend remote email jobs. i'll bother her with my penis when she gets home.
Would someone really do that? Go on the Internet and lie? lol my dad works for Nintendo
>what's your wife/gf up to?
You gonna come up with more hypothetical situations in your head?

>>21485193
it's so funny how you're so bothered AND you keep replying. i haven't had so much fun on this board in months.
really, I have nothing snotty to say about it. what's your wife/gf up to?

>>21485196
It's hilarious how you have no lack of self awareness lmao
Glad I could give you some human interaction sounds like you needed it lol
No need to get more defensive now

>>21485200
Who's defensive? I'm just showing off my beautiful wife's cooking.

>>21485204
Going off your posts you are
Doesn't sound like you have much of a life.
Have you tried going outside and mingling with society?

>>21485206
the cornbread was store-bought, but she made this chili and rice.
keep answering, i've got more to show :) isn't this more fun than being mad about black cock??

>>21485207
I love helping the mentally challenged. It's a good deed.
Noticed my post don't bring up that topic yet you keep talking about it and you keep trying to convince me how happy you are. Sounds like a nerve was struck kek

>>21485211
She admitted she messed this one up. Forgot to cover the enchiladas before baking, but that's okay because I like crispy cheese.

>>21485212
Oof did that post cut too deep?

>>21485215
Obesity nachos. She says this meal makes her want a cigarette after and I agree. Pepperjack cheese on doritos is kind of genius though.

>>21485216
Does it come with meds?

>>21485218
That's not sour cream in that dish, it's crushed xanax mixed with water until it forms a paste
jk it is sour cream and this picture is pork chops.

>>21485223
So that's how she tolerates you

>>21485225
Maybe? I think she likes my penis.

>>21485226
I think it's the Xanax.

>>21485231
this one looks kind of ugly, but it's pastina and she makes this for me when I'm sick.

>>21484667 (OP)
She's my wife now, but she does pretty good. I am more of a cook, but have less time. Pic related are some frankly amazing chicken thighs she has perfected and took these to make a thread but might as well just plop them here.

>>21485232
Sounds like you're her child instead of her husband

>>21485234
As opposed to what you are? A sad single loser who's posted in this same thread about as many times as I have, just to be bitter and weird?

>>21485233
The process is super simple, lemon and thyme mixed with chicken is delicious. Don't try to gild the lily making it more fancy.

>>21485237
Aww did I strike a nerve again? No need to be so fragile it's not serious business lol. Why do you need human interactions from strangers? Are you that lonely and sad? Lmao

>>21485238
Take a shit ton of thyme and bruise it with salt in a mortar and pestle. You don't need to turn it to mush, just get it to release the oils.

>>21485241
not at all, i just like sharing my wife's cooking and you keep replying. what does your gf cook for you?

>>21485233
>>21485238
>>21485243
This looks tasty. Does it have a name, or is it just something she makes?

>>21485244
>not at all, i just like sharing my wife's cooking
Nothing wrong with that but you added your impotent rage to it lol
>you keep replying
It obviously triggers you and I get a kick out of your reactions to my posts

>>21485243
Most of you may want to chop the garlic finely. My wife can't digest aliums very well so we slice it big to get the flavor but not pieces. It still infuses quite a bit. Also some sage and rosemary to balance out the flavors.

>>21485247
I think you just want me to share more of her delicious food because nobody cooks for you :)

>>21485250
Hey if it helps you cope you go for it lol

>>21485252
She's an ex-mormon, so she knows some of their weird recipes. This is called funeral potatoes. It's hashbrowns, butter, cheese, onions, cream of chicken soup, sour cream, and sometimes cubed ham mixed into a casserole and then topped with corn flakes before it cooks in the oven. Very indulgent, but I can understand why this might be served to sad people at a funeral luncheon. She craved it all the time when she was pregnant.

>>21485244
We just call it lemon thyme chicken, it's not a specific dish just something we make a lot.

>>21485249
Lastly, juice up several lemons, I would say one lemon for two pieces of chicken (or whatever you're using, this works with many meats). Then mix it all up and put it in the fridge to marinate. An hour is fine if you're rushed, but several hours or overnight if you plan ahead is best.

Grill it for best results, but in an oven is good too.

>>21484796
You're an animefaggot who will never have a GF because pedophilia isn't legal. lol

>>21485079
yuck

>>21485266
first black cock, now pedophilia-brain? jesus anon, you've got some issues. no wonder you repel women.

Gf isn't old enough to cook yet so I cook or we go out to free church dinners and festivals.

>>21485277
Uh based

>>21485273
Not him, but going back it seems this bitch fest started with complaining about white women getting together with black men
>>21485140
>>21484965

>>21484667 (OP)
god damn disgusting what the fuck is that slave doing indoors

>>21484796
why the fuck did you post that
is there a version without that nasty shit in the corner

My wife genuinely doesn't even know how to microwave leftovers. I'm not exaggerating. She just doesn't eat unless I feed her. It's insane. She would probably be super skinny if she had started living on her own before we got married.

4chan is such an awful fucking website
why are two of you arguing about black cock on a food discussion board
this would not happen anywhere else on the internet

>>21484726
Based. She's probably already paid the toll

>>21484667 (OP)
She makes recipes she sees on YouTube that all taste exactly like applebees

>Have wife
>Barely cooks ever
>Kitchen always a mess
>Take over kitchen, clean, organize, start cooking real shit like fresh pizza, croquettes, french cuisine
>Mise en place, Kitchen is never not clean even if I'm cooking all day.
>"Anon I feel like you've taken over the kitchen and I'm not welcome in here"
>Starts argument about nothing like a typical woman
>Proceeds to go watch cooking videos on youtube while I make pretzels and loaves of bread.

>>21485539
>this would not happen anywhere else on the internet
I think you should take a look at https://www.bbcooks.com/

>>21485774
WTF?! My computer is getting flooded with gay porn now!

>>21485257
Funeral potatoes seems like an appropriate name because eating that shit anymore than once every five years sounds like a sure way to die of heart disease

>>21485169
:) good work anon, everyone is just arguing about dicks, and not noticing the true winners of the thread

>>21484854
prime rib is usually a lot more tender and meatier tasting
it's a celebratory or special occasion thing because it's a lot easier to seeve a large group of people with

>>21485795
It's delicious, but you are absolutely correct.

>>21484667 (OP)
While I love my gf, I cannot fucking stand having another bowl of potato + onions + egg slop for at least another couple months, she can make all sorts of things but she always falls back on this meal for some reason

>>21485165
Why is the stew autism sorted?

>>21484965
i did this to a 19yo

>>21485942
Eh, that sounds like it could be pretty good. If it were seasoned well I'd be happy eating it a lot.

>>21485762
If she does not domesticate the kitchen is she as least provide adequate sexing?

>>21485950
Yes

>>21485945
pot roast, but close enough. It's my wife's picture, idk. probably to be aesthetically pleasing?

>>21484726
Based

>>21485950
>>21485952
No she only fucks me on her terms so I ignore her and cook and jerk off.
Not at the same time.

>>21485169
congrats on your asian/weeb gf anon wgmi

She’s French

>>21485762
>Lavender marriage

>>21486098
I try to fuck her but shes a cunt

mom isnt my gf

>>21486093
What the fucks going on with that bowl in the middle?

>>21486121
Watch Blade Runner 2049
it's not very good, but you'll understand more memes.

>>21486104
Try harder, she should be

>>21486126
>it’s not very good
Just needs AI to fix the “future is female” last 30mins.

>>21484849
I see you were so excited you came a bit on the ribeye, understandable honestly.

>>21485802
Yeah idk why that one guy is crashing out in this thread but I was trying to get it back on the rails

>>21486082
Thank you, shes half Japanese and grew up there so knows her stuff when it comes to food. Never give up hope, the gf of your dreams could be just around the corner

>>21484898
most informed /ck/ poster

>>21485169
lucky bastard

>>21484667 (OP)
they got an OF?

>>21484667 (OP)
My wife doesn't cook anything, she goes to work and I stay home and cook the meals. I cook everything I like the look of. Chinese, Indian, Korean, Thai, Italian, Malaysian, Pizza, burgers, stews, soups.
I really enjoy it and fuck being a wagie.

>>21484667 (OP)
>the bbc poster has to fuck up our very much pristine pious board

Nothing, I've been single for 6 months.

>>21487593
Not only that but the jannies are deleting the posts criticizing the obvious troll thread … weird shit

im making blackened salmon with rice and zucchini for my wagie bf tonight. he mostly likes simple things like burgers, pasta, sandwiches etc so i have to get him to eat his veggies

>>21487614
>blackened salmon
poor salmon

>>21484667 (OP)
Janitors tongue my anus

>>21487605
>weird shit
Weird?
More like... woke.
Now let that sink in and sip on something while you do that.
What are you sipping anon?

>>21484849
get some greens in there. Still looks lovely tho