Thread 21487333

ITT: apocolypse food

>>21487333 (OP)
I guess the first things you ate were the books

do you think grocery stores will still stock boomer food like that even after the boomers are dead? it's hard to believe anyone buys some of the crap like that

>>21487333 (OP)
i've tried a few variations of these. i think i liked the chicken ones most, then hot n spicy, barbecue, smoked, regular
still wanna try potted meat one day but not for no $3 a can

>>21487333 (OP)
Now that’s good eatin.

>>21487333 (OP)
>lips and assholes in a can

>>21487333 (OP)
Fuck you.
Vienna snausage is delicious

>>21487385
Hurricanes and blizzards happen

>>21487333 (OP)
The first point of a toothpick is you don't have to touch the food
why lean the toothpick against the saucy food

>>21487385
>do you think grocery stores will still stock boomer food like that even after the boomers are dead?
I think the maximum 5 boomers who regularly buy picrel are the only customers keeping this crap on the shelves
Many such examples

>>21487333 (OP)
vaxx cooks out.

they never expire

>>21487668
> Hurricanes and blizzards happen
And that’s the last thing on the shelf?

If this is apocalypse food, drop the FUCKING bombs already

Ew. People eat these raw?

Dried goods, rice, beans, ramen, noodles, anything canned or jarred. Plus there are lots of different powdered sauce packet type things you can use in addition to just regular dpices if you still have them to make things more edible.
Id say MREs but good luck shitting or trying to stop shitting after eating those for 2 weeks straight.

>>21487413
That doesn't look half bad

>>21487624
Proper Vienna sausage is great but most of those canned ones are just mushy and tasted awful. Shit flavor and texture with no good qualities.

these dudes have some yummy cuts, and they usually come with a free knife or something!

>>21487697
I like deviled ham but it's too expensive.

>>21487333 (OP)
>ITT: apocolypse food
There IS a reason all these super billionaires who are developing AI have underground bunkers
Joke's on them... I want to die

>>21489252
I don't think you know what raw means.

>>21487385
I specifically carry on my grandfathers' shopping spirit and I will pass it on to my own grandsons. These old foods will never die if I can help it.

>>21487413
Why would anyone EVER eat shredded cheese cold? It's for melting jobs. They coat it with weird powders to keep it from clumping. And it costs more than the block. I guess a guy eating canned wieners is into convenience and can't be bothered to cut things or cook things. You went all out on the toast.

>>21487670
It fell over just before the photographer snapped the shot. And he was out of film. So they used it. Good eye.

>>21490667
I too enjoy grandpa foods. And things like wheatabix and raisin bran, pickled beets etc lol

>>21487333 (OP)
>Laser
>Enabled
>Sharks
I remember.

>>21490669
If you’ve never experienced the glory of being on some sort of drug and eating cold shredded cheese straight out of the bag late at night, I don’t know what to tell you

>>21487385
There will always be meat byproducts ready to be formed into shapes and canned dude.

>>21491209
He's never done drugs obviously because how else do you get so uptight on fucking 4chan food and cooking section

>>21487333 (OP)
>>21487385

>>21490667
Shredded wheat gets soggy too fast.
https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64

>>21491209
Even on drugs I'd rather not eat powdered lubricant. I can slice cheese. I can separate sliced cheese. I don't want the extra preservatives of factory shredded cheese.

There's really no defending it. It serves a purpose but it's not the best cheese for eating straight.

>>21491250
Holy shit. That's awesome. Gotta be an expensive fish.

>>21490669
You know, I checked myself a few months back, the block and the pre-shredded cost exactly the same per ounce. Also those "weird powders" are just potato starch.

>>21492897
yeah go ahead and try to dedicate yourself to slicing cheese while you're 8 gel-tabs deep into an acid trip
you'll learn to appreciate convenience

most canned goods will last MUCH longer than their "best by" date if the cans are not damaged
but in a real apocalypse, you are going to be enjoying the thematic vacation of "RETURN TO NATURE" where you will be eating whatever you can just so happen to shovel into your greedy little starving mouth

>>21493003
You WILL RETURN TO NATURE

>>21492908
>same cost
I don't believe that for a second. I don't know which brand would offer both for the same price, but block bulk is always cheaper than sliced or shredded. Some anomalous exception no doubt the time you "checked".

>>21492992
The times I've eaten acid, especially a lot of it, I had no appetite for foods of any kind. But keep creating this connection between tripping really hard on hallucinogens and eating handfuls of pre-shredded cheese from the bag. I guess that somehow happened to you once and you think it's a typical experience.

>>21489194
depending on where people are at 1-2 weeks without power after a hurricane, sometimes.