Thread 21501804

Mein din din

Drop the eggs, grill the steak next time, put some herbs on the potatoes, add some greens, broccoli is fine.

>>21501809
Stop posting in my threads, mum. It’s embarrassing

>>21501811
Bruv that looks like uttershite8
You need to get a thicker cut and get some fuckin CHAR on that shit to get tjat sweet sweet C R U S T

>>21501814
You seem far more emotionally invested in my steak than I am

>>21501804 (OP)
Swap out that Rosella TRASH for some Mon, or Berenberg or Three Threes or even some ETA Bbq sauce, just anything but Roselle gosh have some fucken class ya gronk

>>21501829
Three Threes makes tomato sauce?

>>21501821
Calmer than you are

>>21501804 (OP)
Overcooked shoe leather steak and burnt eggs. Do Europoors really?

>>21501839
how can you be calm considering your current predicament?

>>21501821
Weak minded pussy drug addict detected.
I smoke weed LOOK AT ME DURRRRRR

>>21501844
you don't have to look at me. I don't think it's compulsory.

>>21501844
Kek cry pussy

>>21501835
Yes but only small bottles, but it's ok because it's kinda gourmet compared to other sauces. Save it for special occasions

>>21501859
Yeh nah I need a large quantities

>>21501868
Might I be so rude to suggest you try Ozesauce? It is also made by Mon. No chink tomatoes, all Australian family business. Based in Barooga (next to Boomanoomana)

>>21501809
>MUH VEGGGG
kill yourself soicuck

>>21501872
Yeh Righto

>>21501873
*dies of heart attack hitlerly*

>>21501804 (OP)
Aussies will never learn how to properly cook meat.

>>21501804 (OP)
incel meal

>>21502421
You wash your chicken in swimming pool chemicals dude

>>21502421
It’s ok bro I’m cookin up another one for breakfast. Practice makes perfect

Howzat, Holmes?

>>21502476
Sorry, I get my chicken from the free-range farm down the street.

>>21502801
>>21502807
That looks much better, yeah. Some people might complain about the doneness, but I enjoy a dark exterior and blue interior like that.

>>21502872
>but I enjoy a dark exterior and blue interior like that.
Yeh I can enjoy pretty much anything

>>21501804 (OP)
Looks horrendous

>>21501851
Why do you carry three keys without you? I hope you lock all three of them in your car someday after posting one of these stupid pictures.

>>21501821
I ate a steak tonight, man. It was tasty.

>>21501839
lol, it's the faggot proud of his car keys. Puts them in every image as a brag. I know I'm impressed!

>>21503489
That way he can pretend he owns 3 BMWs. And that way there's no chance we miss them in the picture and fail to respect him for having that car. There's another incel who posts his handgun by his dinners. It's just another thing like that. Small wiener, no social life, puts their identity into some object they're proud of and assume others are impressed by.
Quite sad.

>>21501873
>soi
newfag

>>21503515
why does your coaster say Bogged

>>21501804 (OP)
grim

>>21501887
you sound insincere

>>21503823
It’s hard to determine vocal tone through text

>>21503869
but that's a good reason, in text, to respond in a way that doesn't leave any doubt about sincerity

>>21503889
Hey man if you wanna presume my tone and make personal decisions based on such a presumption then that is on you.

>>21501821
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>>21504494
Yes

>>21504494
Dude…. I’m so high right now. Fuck.

So very high

High

>>21501821
DUUUUUDE

I wonder if there is food down there. Blackberries? Wild strawberries? At the least some onion grass.

Rate my soup

Maybe I’ll find a troll to eat

Maybe I’ll find a troll to eat

>>21501868
this picture reminds me of the videos of bullimic girls running around the house, mixing wathever they find in a bowl, eating it all in 1.3 seconds then vomiting it all

>>21505139
>being such a faggot you see this
That is recreational marijuana use in a bowl, motherless fuck

>>21504577
>>21504585
>>21504608
did you make it back

>>21505180
Hard to say

>>21501821
you need a new grinder

>>21503817
no it says Oliet

>tfw the car key guy puts his car keys in every picture on this board to trigger the autist who will reply to all of his car key pics
I feel like I just discovered an easter egg

>>21505192
it's a physical and philosophical conundrum. what even is "here" anyway and can any of us ever really return

>>21505209
you called

>>21501804 (OP)
So not only is OP a loser that can’t cook, he’s also a boring pothead

>>21505313
Such a boring loser you postin in my thread.
Inside your brain, right now, synapses are poppin off while you read this. You can try and ignore them but they won’t go away so the best you can do is post your cope as to why I’m inside your head fucking with your neurons n shit right now.

>>21505331
you psychopath

Me haul from the grocery clearance centre on Sydney rd, Brunswick
>>21505352
Yeh fuck that faggot. Right in the synapses.

>>21505386
nice parrot

>>21501811
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>21504494
I never understood this strawman. I mean, no one is ever put in the position of having to strongly defend their smoking of weed. These responses are retarded. To whom is this idiot having to justify his usage?
None of that is relevant anymore. Weed is legal and no one looks down on it.

The whole thing reads like it was written by a butthurt little bitch who smoked too much his first time and freaked out and now judges everyone who uses without issue.
>panic disorder
>derealization
>psychosis

So obvious.

>>21504585
Graffiti faggots cannot spell.

Where are you?

>>21505167
Weird art. Where did you find it?

>>21505391
Thx. It’s eyeballin my knackebrod.

>>21505409
you guys have some weird foodstuffs down in melbz

>>21505405
Savers in Brunswick. I’ve found a lot of fine art there.

>>21503696
Aww thanks bb!
>>21505210
No it doesn't

>>21504569
>>21504577
anon, you are the troll.

>>21502807
Wolf food

>>21501804 (OP)
Sous vide 125, let sit in soy sauce for a few mins, dry and season with salt, pepper and dill. Sear on the HIGHEST possible setting with a high smoke point oil until desired sear is reached.

I have these thin steaks with lots of fat on em. HOW should I cook them? They don't sear very well without getting tough and dry and also the fat doesn't render.

>>21505497
feed them to an animal raw and buy some ribeyes instead. cook them on very high heat for a minute or two on each side, baste with butter and garlic+rosemary if you're feeling fancy to finish.

>>21505497
>HOW should I cook them?
Apply heat

>>21505386
ask me how I know you're fat

>>21505548
I balance it with meth benders

>>21501804 (OP)
Insufficient maillard reaction out of 10

>>21505386
>dude weed Melbournite
Opinion discarded.

>>21501804 (OP)
nice looks good

>>21505567
I’d prefer if you referred to this city by its traditional name: Batmania

Beef ravioli topped with feta

>>21505868
>'tone in the back
a man of culture

Here is inside the ravioli

>>21502807
I would've let the meat rest before cutting it so that the inside wasn't blue (see: raw), but looks good man, you do you

>>21505868
gay plate is gay

>>21506059
anon has been posting cookalongs for like 3 years with that plate you lower your tone newfriend

>>21505868
B L A S P H E M Y

Cookin up some bacon and eggs

>>21506890
"Based." Parlance.

And drinking tea with cream because LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

and listening to Leonard Cohen, also because LALALALALALALALALALALA

LALALALALALALALA

LALALA

>>21506962
You shouldn't be this ghey at the time of day in your country

>>21506907
He sucks

LALALALALALALAL- oh fuck

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALAALALA

LALALALALALALALALA LALA LA LAAAAAAAAA

>>21505386
$8.49 for a parrot lol, you got scammed bro

>>21507000
Worth is what someone is willing to pay. I was willing to pay. That is what it is worth.

>>21507005
i wouldnt have paid more than $3.50

>>21505880
that looks pretty fuckin bad
as a shitalian, we typically don't eat meat ravioli, the meat is a separate thing. but maybe that was just my family
the frozen shit is vile

>>21507010
Well I have a parrot and you have $3.50

A little sommin sommin

>>21507633

I hope someone breaks that faggot ass plate into little shards, builds a cross from a Live, Laugh, Love sign, and crucifies your filthy redditor ass using the plate shards on the cross.

get rid of the plate immediately.

>>21507673
>get rid of the plate immediately.
Pretty demanding for someone who starts their shitpost with “I hope”.

>>21501804 (OP)
this nigga flavouring his steak with eucalyptus oil

>>21507691
is that even edible or a topical thing like castor

>>21507988
it is labelled as a poison but you can have small amounts (not recommending it)

>>21508073
>but you can have small amounts (not recommending it)
yeh koalas smell like hot garbage. Tourists have to force their smiles while holding their breath.

One big happy bunch

that’s how we do it WHAT MOTHERFUCKER GET THAT SHIT.
yeh

>>21505399
>Weed is legal and no one looks down on it.
Fags thought the same thing when their gay marriage became legal. Now the trend is beginning to reverse.

>>21509130
But anon, you are the fag?

>>21508853
it is probably the chlamydia

>>21506901
>>21506907
https://soundcloud.com/hoopsband/la-la-la-remix

>>21509136
>Posts a gayfl feild while calling someone else gay
Blow your chai soy latte out your fucking arse top bun Melbourne scum.

>>21509473
being gay doesn't make you a faggot. It's a spectrum type deal, like intelligence, or light. You know how you are on the dull end of the light spectrum? It's a bit like that.

>>21509162
does chlamydia smell a bit like burning rubber mixed with citronella and a lingering undertone of something that died, but not recently, like a long time ago... like rotten bone smell.

>>21501840
Obsessed with Europeans.