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webm thread
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Anonymous No.21510264 [Report] >>21514682
test
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Anonymous No.21510268 [Report] >>21510318
Anonymous No.21510318 [Report] >>21520127
>>21510268
that's not tripe, that's caul fat
Anonymous No.21510427 [Report]
>>21510265
As someone who loves curry and fish, that looks like an amazing combination.
Anonymous No.21510429 [Report] >>21510432
>>21510265
As someone who loves curry and fish, that does not look like an amazing combination.
Anonymous No.21510431 [Report]
>>21510265
As someone who loves curry and fish, that looks like curry and fish
Anonymous No.21510432 [Report] >>21511355
>>21510429
i love curry and fish too, which is why i love eating your moms pussy
Anonymous No.21510666 [Report] >>21512579 >>21515322 >>21515700 >>21522846
Anonymous No.21510671 [Report] >>21510735 >>21510753 >>21514879
Anonymous No.21510735 [Report]
>>21510671
Based
Anonymous No.21510753 [Report] >>21510778 >>21510809 >>21511951
>>21510671
the van on the right side turns into an SUV parked the other way
Anonymous No.21510778 [Report] >>21510916 >>21511951
>>21510753
The car next to that one flips as well.
The building on the right in the background turns into a car parked feet away.
The bird never even eats the fry.

Technology of the future.
Anonymous No.21510809 [Report] >>21514109 >>21516738 >>21522628
>>21510753
based noticer

I was thinking if a hawk can't break thru glass there's no fuckin way a seagull could
Anonymous No.21510916 [Report] >>21515370 >>21516422
>>21510778
>Technology of the future.
What's your point? That a technology that is still shoddy now will never be perfect or at least passable in the future, despite huge leaps in that technology's development within the past 5 years? Don't be retarded
Anonymous No.21510931 [Report] >>21510938 >>21511360 >>21511378 >>21511691 >>21511715 >>21511720 >>21512277 >>21514968 >>21515507 >>21516325
Anonymous No.21510938 [Report] >>21511720 >>21512540
>>21510931
Do americans really?
Anonymous No.21510940 [Report] >>21510942 >>21514045 >>21520134 >>21524298
>>21510261 (OP)
Anonymous No.21510942 [Report] >>21510968 >>21513633 >>21514045 >>21524298
>>21510940
Anonymous No.21510944 [Report] >>21510952
>>21510262
>>21510265
Fucking awful
Anonymous No.21510952 [Report] >>21510954 >>21512582 >>21514045 >>21519738 >>21524298
>>21510944
Anonymous No.21510954 [Report] >>21511345 >>21512199 >>21512555 >>21513566 >>21519266
>>21510952
its for the birds
Anonymous No.21510956 [Report] >>21514529
>>21510261 (OP)
>If you're interested, this is my step-by-step guide to cooking the All-Bengal Women's Union first-class egg curry. And now I'm adding, first of all, some chilli powder and then some turmeric. Now here's the intersting thing. I'm adding my boiled eggs now, and the reason for that is I want them to pick up the colour as well as the flavour from the chilli and the turmeric. Now I'm just going to add some onions and cook them out a little bit. And now some ginger and some chilli. Now some liquid in the form of coconut milk. To flavour that, a teaspoon of sugar and a teaspoon of salt. Let it bubble away for about three to five minutes just to thicken. And then I'm going to finish the dish off with a sprinkling of garam masala and some coriander and that's it. This takes no preparation of course, apart from boiling a few eggs. So I sort of think it's almost like: "Shall I have scrambled eggs tonight or shall I have curried eggs?".webm
Anonymous No.21510968 [Report]
>>21510942
Kek
Ja/ck/ webms never disappoint
Anonymous No.21511319 [Report] >>21511324 >>21511341 >>21512204 >>21514826 >>21515377 >>21519876 >>21520132 >>21520135
Anonymous No.21511324 [Report] >>21514231
>>21511319
let's hope this trend never comes to the US
i cannot imagine how many accidents this would cause
Anonymous No.21511341 [Report] >>21512656
>>21511319
Do you have that one where a guy using this vaporises into nothing?
Anonymous No.21511345 [Report] >>21511363 >>21512243 >>21516080
>>21510954
The fuck is even the point of that? Why not just buy a chicken strip meal instead of spending three bucks for a wrap to get ONE fucking strip?
Anonymous No.21511355 [Report]
>>21510432
Gross
Anonymous No.21511356 [Report]
>>21510262
>>21510265
nigga sure loves his spinach
Anonymous No.21511360 [Report] >>21513621 >>21516526
>>21510931
>Be veteran
>Be at fancy restaurant that gf's sister recommended
>Halfway into eating your $97 chien de chaud avec chili when everyone is looking to your left and taking out their phones
>It's four guys in fake uniforms waving around guns and escorting a smoking device
>GF finds it entertaining but something about this is oddly familiar to you
>All of a sudden you're back in the shit
>Thompson's hit and the ambushers are closing in but you need to get this IED out of the building
>Fight your way to the entrance
>Almost there but one of them gets you on the ground, so you follow your training
>Finally snap out of it when the cops pull you off the maitre d'
Anonymous No.21511363 [Report] >>21512555
>>21511345
Hes feeding his seagulls
Anonymous No.21511378 [Report] >>21511615
>>21510931
Imagine being the wagie that has to dress like a spec ops marine every time someone orders this shit.

Same vibes.
Anonymous No.21511615 [Report]
>>21511378
/k/'s dream job.
Anonymous No.21511691 [Report] >>21525972
>>21510931
>1k
There is no way that's the actual price
Anonymous No.21511692 [Report] >>21512309 >>21513501 >>21513623 >>21516765
quiet /ck/ the king is here
Anonymous No.21511715 [Report]
>>21510931
>cold steak
Grim.
Anonymous No.21511720 [Report] >>21519021
>>21510931
>>21510938
It's UAE larpers. They got the flags backwards on their right shoulder.
Anonymous No.21511951 [Report] >>21512115
>>21510753
>>21510778
Besides, that's not at all how a windshield would shatter in the first place....
Anonymous No.21512115 [Report]
>>21511951
Nevermind that the bird itself keeps changing color. Incomprehensible that people can’t figure instantly figure out when a video is AI.
Anonymous No.21512199 [Report]
>>21510954
Based behavior
Anonymous No.21512204 [Report] >>21512390 >>21512563 >>21513245 >>21513441 >>21516331 >>21516551 >>21516742 >>21521526 >>21525936
>>21511319
Imagine inserting that anally then pulling the lever
Anonymous No.21512243 [Report] >>21512555
>>21511345
The seagulls in your town must hate you
Anonymous No.21512277 [Report]
>>21510931
>such performance to protect 0,005 dollars worth of gold
Anonymous No.21512309 [Report] >>21512360
>>21511692
can the eggchad ever be defeated?
Anonymous No.21512314 [Report]
>>21510261 (OP)
why didn't he clean the thongue before the seasoning
Anonymous No.21512360 [Report] >>21512638 >>21513742 >>21518970 >>21519755 >>21522258
>>21512309
No, as he has a council of trusted eggsperts.
Anonymous No.21512383 [Report]
>>21510265
what a waste of salmon.
Anonymous No.21512390 [Report] >>21512469
>>21512204
That's called "popcornholing" and is a popular pastime among older members in the gay bathhouse community.
Anonymous No.21512469 [Report]
>>21512390
got me
Anonymous No.21512540 [Report]
>>21510938
No this is Dubai faggotry
Anonymous No.21512555 [Report] >>21519202
>>21510954
>>21511363
>>21512243
You people have no idea how lucky you are to only have to deal with seagulls, we got fucking bin chickens here and they are revolting fucking things, when I was a kid 3 of them stole my sandwich right out of my hand
Anonymous No.21512563 [Report] >>21514714
>>21512204
All paid for with EBT
Anonymous No.21512575 [Report] >>21512602 >>21512613
>>21510262
2 webms in and I'm already angry.
TAKE THE FUCKING TALES OFF THE FUCKING SHRIMP
NOBODY WANTS TO GET THEIR FUCKING FINGERS IN THEIR GOD DAMN FOOD TO PULL THE TAILS OFF THE SHRIMP WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFF WITH THE REST OF THE SHELL
WHY EVEN LEAVE THE TAIL PART OF THE SHELL ON WHEN YOU REMOVE THE REST
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE
FUCKING
SUBHUMAN
TROGLODYTE
SHITTERS

but really though, why is this so common? It makes no sense, just peel your shrimp completely before you add it, it's not that hard. You have to go out of your way to purposefully leave the tail shell on specifically to fuck up the fish and irritate everyone.
Anonymous No.21512579 [Report] >>21525705
>>21510666

I thought she was making a Swastika.
Anonymous No.21512582 [Report]
>>21510952
I can't believe he used that for a children's chili competition. Fucking crazy bastard.
Anonymous No.21512602 [Report] >>21512642
>>21512575
Imagine being such a soft, doughy, weak little faggot bitch that you get your pink panties in a twist from something so utterly inconsequential as shrimp tails.
I eat those tails. I chew on them. I enjoy the crunchiness and the shocked looks of faggots like you who cut the crust off of their already soft pansy little white bread sandwiches, and then I laugh right into your face as pieces of chewed tail fly out of my mouth right in your direction, but because you're such a little cuck you won't do anything about it.
Anonymous No.21512613 [Report] >>21512642
>>21512575
Shrimp tails add extra taste to the dish. I don't eat the shells and I don't really mind using my hands.
Anonymous No.21512638 [Report] >>21513497
>>21512360
I do not care for this.
He doesn't respect the egg.
Anonymous No.21512642 [Report] >>21513643
>>21512613
Except they fucking don't though. All the collagen and fat stay on the flesh of the shrimp rather than the shell. Sure, with larger crustaceans like crabs and lobsters, a lot of the fat stays on the shells, so you can boil them for stock and shit.
The chitin on shrimp comes off as is, no fat, no collagen, nothing. It adds no flavor to fucking anything, it's just obtrusive because people believe in the myth that it tastes good.
>>21512602
virgin shell hater vs chad cruncher lol
Anonymous No.21512647 [Report]
Anonymous No.21512656 [Report] >>21513743 >>21516837 >>21519763
>>21511341
Anonymous No.21512657 [Report] >>21518985
Anonymous No.21512675 [Report]
Anonymous No.21512689 [Report] >>21512853 >>21525673
Anonymous No.21512844 [Report] >>21514178
>>21510262
those shrimp are way over-cooked
Anonymous No.21512853 [Report] >>21514834 >>21521562
>>21512689
do japs not know about the superior caramel apple yet?
Anonymous No.21513075 [Report] >>21514636
>>21510262
>jar garlic
>threaded fake parm
>crowding already not hot enough pan
> building cream sauce in non-stick plan

why would someone film this?
Anonymous No.21513245 [Report]
>>21512204
Why are gay black guys trying to be cooks now?
They should stick to their true calling. Being butt sluts on twitter.
Anonymous No.21513249 [Report]
Wow this thread sucks farts
Anonymous No.21513441 [Report]
>>21512204
I'm curious
Do they eat the shells too after IRS cooked?
Is that thing even edible?
Anonymous No.21513497 [Report] >>21516018
>>21512638
Try this one.
Anonymous No.21513501 [Report]
>>21511692
all these years and no one ever posted a recipe so we shall never know what this dish would taste like
Anonymous No.21513566 [Report]
>>21510954
This guy is 22 btw
Anonymous No.21513602 [Report] >>21513610 >>21514724 >>21525517
Anonymous No.21513610 [Report]
>>21513602
Rakesh wishes he was this cool
Anonymous No.21513621 [Report]
>>21511360
Did kek thank you anon
Anonymous No.21513623 [Report] >>21525771
>>21511692
How does he get out of there?
Anonymous No.21513633 [Report] >>21519307
>>21510942
thank anon! I have been looking for that one!
Anonymous No.21513643 [Report]
>>21512642
Go make a stock out of just shrimp tails then tell me it doesn't taste like anything.
Anonymous No.21513647 [Report] >>21513651 >>21513653 >>21513656 >>21515626 >>21519217 >>21520140
Behold the real egg king is here
Anonymous No.21513648 [Report] >>21513876 >>21519442
Anonymous No.21513651 [Report] >>21513653 >>21527016
>>21513647
Anonymous No.21513653 [Report] >>21516853
>>21513647
>>21513651
whoops wrong webm
Anonymous No.21513656 [Report]
>>21513647
No flair, no jazzy shirt, no erratic movements. He's not for me. Also, imagine if he put that pan on his lap and burned himself.
Anonymous No.21513661 [Report]
Anonymous No.21513662 [Report] >>21513681 >>21517976 >>21521539
Anonymous No.21513664 [Report] >>21513672
Anonymous No.21513672 [Report]
>>21513664
i don't like sweet chili sows, however that is not a bad advertisement.
Anonymous No.21513681 [Report]
>>21513662
>korean sushi
Soulless
Anonymous No.21513742 [Report] >>21518991
>>21512360
Thanks for cleaning all the burnt day old shit off the grill with my bread.
Anonymous No.21513743 [Report] >>21525497
>>21512656
Is he OK?
Anonymous No.21513876 [Report]
>>21513648
I bet he's the kind of guy that'd go "you dont made your own salt at home?"

i can understand dabbing some of the grease off though
also using cutlery if it's a pizza with a truckload of toppings, but for a thin slice like that, it looks kinda stupid
Anonymous No.21514045 [Report] >>21514080
>>21510940
>>21510942
>>21510952
post the one where hes slamming down that plastic vegetable cutter trying to cut an onion
Anonymous No.21514080 [Report] >>21514137
>>21514045
never mind
Anonymous No.21514084 [Report]
Anonymous No.21514109 [Report]
>>21510809
that guy has too many pairs of glasses on his dash.
Anonymous No.21514137 [Report]
>>21514080
the sticker always gets me
Anonymous No.21514178 [Report]
>>21512844
Peeps don't understand that they are already cooked and often take them straight out of the fridge or even the freezer and cook them that way
Let them sit on the counter for a while then give then fry them in butter a minute per side if not less, season and then take them off the pan, for something quick like I sauce I don't even add them back I just plate them over the meal
Anonymous No.21514224 [Report] >>21514500 >>21515032 >>21515121 >>21515309 >>21516411 >>21522155
Anonymous No.21514231 [Report] >>21514462 >>21520143
>>21511324
>literally just a flat crepe with a thin slice of meat and a fuckton of cabbages and slop sauces to make it look bigger
This shit is such a scam
Anonymous No.21514462 [Report]
>>21514231
>too much sauce
fucking spaghetti
>too much vegetable
i dont see the problem
Anonymous No.21514500 [Report] >>21514737
>>21514224
This is just country fried bologna with a retarded sauce instead of country gravy.
Anonymous No.21514529 [Report] >>21514644
>>21510956
That doesn't sound how I remember cooking egg curry with my bengali ex. Don't remember there being coconut milk, thought there was some form of tomato, the spices go in earlier and eggs later to allow you to blend the curry sauce so the diced onions/chili/tomao mix doesn't end up chunky. Hate using food processors so I recently got a stick emulsifier to try for curries. Really need one of those "siv-on-siv" wirey metal grate things that allow you to puree curry and sift out any tomato skins.
Anonymous No.21514636 [Report] >>21520144
>>21513075
I've been using non-stick pans at the behest of others for nearly my whole life until I got a steel or aluminum one to get more of a maillard reaction out of my sautes/sears but why for things like cream sauce?
Anonymous No.21514644 [Report]
>>21514529
It was most likely Rick Stein, egg moilee
Anonymous No.21514682 [Report]
>>21510264
did it work?
Anonymous No.21514714 [Report]
>>21512563
EBT reimburses companies for theft now?
Anonymous No.21514724 [Report]
>>21513602
you think shes trying to fall asleep right now but cringing about this performance she did years ago?
Anonymous No.21514737 [Report] >>21514739
>>21514500
>sauce instead of gravy
Do you even know the difference between a sauce and a gravy?
Anonymous No.21514739 [Report] >>21514950
>>21514737
All gravies are sauces, but not all sauces are gravies.
Anonymous No.21514826 [Report]
>>21511319
Uwos lab popped it into a bowl without the bag. It shot to every corner of his basement.
Anonymous No.21514834 [Report]
>>21512853
Milena velba is the best. I should start a thread on /diy/ of her cleaning windows or painting
Anonymous No.21514879 [Report]
>>21510671
Fucking kys for posting this ai slop. Retard
Anonymous No.21514950 [Report]
>>21514739
venn diagram please
be a good chap and include dressing

this is important
Anonymous No.21514968 [Report]
>>21510931

>Meal Team Six
Anonymous No.21515032 [Report]
>>21514224
Jesus christ what the fuck is that sauce... awful
Anonymous No.21515121 [Report] >>21516440
>>21514224
Based GDR enjoyer
Anonymous No.21515235 [Report] >>21515266 >>21519693 >>21520049 >>21524760 >>21526159
>>21510262
Why do motherfuckers leave the tails on scrimps when they are ingredients in sloppy foods? Nigga, I don't want to have to put my fingers in my pasta just to rip this dude's tail off like you should have done before mixing them in there!
Anonymous No.21515266 [Report] >>21515299 >>21516033 >>21519458 >>21519693
>>21515235
Asians eat the tails. It's bizarre behavior.
Anonymous No.21515299 [Report] >>21515353
>>21515266
Man I wish I was a submariner
Anonymous No.21515309 [Report] >>21516440
>>21514224
this food symbolizes everything the gdr represented
germany raped to shit by slavs
Anonymous No.21515317 [Report] >>21515329 >>21516554
>>21510261 (OP)
I'm man enough to admit I can't figure out what meat that is.
Anonymous No.21515322 [Report]
>>21510666
You get 4 MB you know
Anonymous No.21515329 [Report]
>>21515317
read the file name
Anonymous No.21515353 [Report] >>21515507 >>21515553 >>21516005
>>21515299
You really don't. Internet access underway is still unreliable so everybody relies on the same few local servers on the vessel for anime streaming and League of Legends (private Us govt license), and by the time you're back on shore you can't even bear to hear the memes, not to mention that you can't bring your stats with you. I got the fucking LVL 86 BANE SUMMONER but none of my old friends will ever believe me because I wasted 10 months of my life at Nuke School. The only thing I liked was pissing undersea, you could piss like twice as far because of the pressure differential, I once pissed into the bowl from 10 feet away and didn't spill a drop, shit was cash.
Anonymous No.21515370 [Report]
>>21510916
Are you a gullible boomer or a 70-IQ jeet?
Anonymous No.21515377 [Report]
>>21511319
Dumb chink, all you have to do is stick it in the microwave
Anonymous No.21515507 [Report]
>>21510261 (OP)
>slaps meat
Fuck I hate this trend
>>21510931
This seems like an actual incentive not to buy this steak
Shit's embarrassing like
>>21515353
I think I see why nobody respects the US military anymore
Anonymous No.21515553 [Report]
>>21515353
jeez dude, my friend was in it like 10 years ago and said it was the easiest job he's ever had. another friend in it currently just has like a steamdeck and plays SP games just fine. no doubt there are downsides into being in the underwater tin can, but none of what you said matters at all.
Anonymous No.21515626 [Report]
>>21513647
wow he's just like me
Anonymous No.21515697 [Report] >>21515702
>>21510262
>half and half
I hate burgerland.
Anonymous No.21515700 [Report]
>>21510666
omg thats like SO viral
Anonymous No.21515702 [Report] >>21515708
>>21515697
whats wrong with half and half
Anonymous No.21515708 [Report]
>>21515702
I do not understand it therefore I hate it.
Anonymous No.21516005 [Report] >>21516010
>>21515353
I absolutely refuse to believe American navy is so generous they give their sailors a private LoL server and Anime streaming insidw the submarine, in addition to feeding them top notch food
Anonymous No.21516010 [Report]
>>21516005
Life is absolute fucking hell on a sub so I believe it.
Anonymous No.21516018 [Report] >>21516243
>>21513497
Anonymous No.21516033 [Report]
>>21515266
There was one episode of that man vs food show where fat fuck goes to eat some BBQ shrimp in nawlins or something. It's cooked with shells on and fat fuck is standing in the kitchen while the nigger cooks it. Nigger plates it and that fat fuck grabs a shrimp and stuffs it shell and all in his mouth. Starts talking about the flavor and shit and then says something like "would be better with the shell off." That nigger was giving him the "white people be crazy yo" look.
Anonymous No.21516080 [Report]
>>21511345
that costs $14 in my third world shithole
Anonymous No.21516243 [Report] >>21516377 >>21516919
>>21516018
what do I have to eat to keep him away?
Anonymous No.21516325 [Report]
>>21510931
The best part is how uninterested he is taking out the bowl and the steak.
Anonymous No.21516331 [Report] >>21516341 >>21516718
>>21512204
How much sodium does this have?
Anonymous No.21516341 [Report]
>>21516331
for how many nuts that is, probably just right
Anonymous No.21516377 [Report] >>21516439 >>21518828 >>21519762
>>21516243
Anonymous No.21516402 [Report] >>21519795
>>21510261 (OP)
Is that a fucking garloid?
Anonymous No.21516411 [Report]
>>21514224
kino
Anonymous No.21516422 [Report]
>>21510916
Why are you advertising aislop startups on the food board ranjeet?
Anonymous No.21516439 [Report] >>21516476
>>21516377
i like how he has gloves on, very clean
Anonymous No.21516440 [Report] >>21517103
>>21515121
>>21515309
DDR get it right!
Anonymous No.21516445 [Report] >>21516469 >>21516661
y'all ytppo complaining about tails left on the shrimp really need to get out more. Eating whole shrimp is perfectly normal in many parts of the world.
Anonymous No.21516469 [Report]
>>21516445
Looks underseasoned
Anonymous No.21516476 [Report] >>21516480 >>21517980
>>21516439
It's bees
If you're making confectionery and you don't have bees buzzing around your ingredients probably belong less in the kitchen and more in a chemistry lab
Anonymous No.21516480 [Report] >>21516536 >>21519753
>>21516476
>muh bugz is le best
Anonymous No.21516526 [Report]
>>21511360
top zozzle
Anonymous No.21516536 [Report] >>21516610 >>21517981 >>21525722
>>21516480
Anonymous No.21516551 [Report]
>>21512204
actually good
Anonymous No.21516554 [Report]
>>21515317
cow
Anonymous No.21516610 [Report] >>21516754 >>21516784 >>21521164
>>21516536
Of course the worms are still alive, why wouldn't they be?
Anonymous No.21516661 [Report]
>>21516445
gross
Anonymous No.21516718 [Report]
>>21516331
Enough to give the black population high blood pressure
Anonymous No.21516738 [Report] >>21516760
>>21510809
finally seeing the human in the last moment must have been terrifying. I cannot capture my victim because of a never-before-seen invisible force-field, only to look up and see a predator 10x your size directly in front of you. Poor little nigger bird.
Anonymous No.21516742 [Report]
>>21512204
is there such thing as "too much" in the black palate
Anonymous No.21516754 [Report] >>21518842
>>21516610
What exactly was the thought process here? What was this man trying to accomplish? Did he just forget to set a tray on the table and never noticed it?
Anonymous No.21516760 [Report] >>21516777
>>21516738
How brown do you have to be realize birds and cats don't move this way?
Anonymous No.21516765 [Report] >>21517974 >>21518005 >>21519820
>>21511692
Hello. I Am New To The "CK" Network And The World Wide Web At Large. I Find This "WebM" To Be Interesting. There Is No Point Of Reference Nor Punchline Nor Amusing Circumstance. For Why Is The Little Brown Man A King?
Anonymous No.21516777 [Report]
>>21516760
>How brown do you have to be realize
Anonymous No.21516784 [Report] >>21516794
>>21516610
hahahahhahahahaha that sauce does literally look like shit HAHAHAHAHHAH best webm LMFAO the way it just slides on the god damn newspaper like actual shit has my sides in orbit
Anonymous No.21516794 [Report]
>>21516784
You need to be 18 to post here
Anonymous No.21516837 [Report]
>>21512656
The bystander in the foreground gets the left side of his scalp blown off.
Anonymous No.21516853 [Report]
>>21513653
There are no wrong ja/ck webms
Anonymous No.21516919 [Report]
>>21516243
Da poopoo
Anonymous No.21517103 [Report]
>>21516440
Die ollen Amis wissen doch nichts mit DDR anzufangen.
Anonymous No.21517974 [Report]
>>21516765
>can't identify his sovereign status from the webm alone
ngmi
Anonymous No.21517976 [Report]
>>21513662
>here’s your cabbage sushi bro
Anonymous No.21517980 [Report] >>21518998
>>21516476
They’re wasps, silly
Anonymous No.21517981 [Report] >>21519229 >>21521557
>>21516536
Type of shit people get served in sci fi shows to display how alien the aliens are
Anonymous No.21518005 [Report] >>21518011
>>21516765
What
Anonymous No.21518011 [Report]
>>21518005
Sorry For The Poor English.
Anonymous No.21518828 [Report]
>>21516377
i think now they have some trend to call it
>the best advertisement for a real honey based street food
Anonymous No.21518842 [Report]
>>21516754
he saw it on tik tok but could only remember half the video and forgot about the strainer
Anonymous No.21518970 [Report] >>21519004
>>21512360
what the fuck is that cheese grater made of and where i can get one?
he swiped that cheese like, 5 times and half a ton of cheese came down
Anonymous No.21518985 [Report]
>>21512657
>I fondle da meatball
Anonymous No.21518991 [Report]
>>21513742
>assuming the egg man has only one customer per day
wait until you hear about every other cooking surface/utensil used in the fast food industry
Anonymous No.21518998 [Report]
>>21517980
Anon i have been stung by enough paper wasps and potter wasps in my life to know the difference. Poor bees never gave me any trouble
Anonymous No.21519004 [Report]
>>21518970
Looks like some kind of large microplane. It probably has more to do with the type of cheese he was using rather than the grater.
Anonymous No.21519021 [Report]
>>21511720
backwards is how it's on real uniforms anon. it's meant to look like the soldier is moving forward and the flag is reacting to the air.
Anonymous No.21519108 [Report]
look at all the nice food my stupid faggot body isn't equipped to handle
Anonymous No.21519202 [Report] >>21524829
>>21512555
>bin chickens
>That can't be a thing, I'm gonna look that up
>WTF
Fucking vulture seagull monstrosities
Anonymous No.21519217 [Report]
>>21513647
I was about to say, this is more of an Egg Monk
>I need no possessions, no valuables, no desires
>Only a place to sit and a stove to cook my eggs
Anonymous No.21519229 [Report]
>>21517981
I was about to make a post about Klingon food but you made my point for me
Anonymous No.21519266 [Report] >>21519289 >>21519355 >>21524143
>>21510954
BASED
Anonymous No.21519289 [Report]
>>21519266
The british are the poc of the white race.
Anonymous No.21519295 [Report] >>21519355
Anonymous No.21519298 [Report] >>21519355 >>21519509
Anonymous No.21519307 [Report]
>>21513633
>Doner kebab pizza
I fucking need that right now.
Anonymous No.21519355 [Report]
>>21519266
>>21519295
>>21519298
OH THAT IS LUSH IT IS
Anonymous No.21519442 [Report] >>21519453 >>21519811
>>21513648
kek im like this too except i dont look gay. i eat pizza with a knife and fork and use gloves to cook bacon (pulling it out of the packet) cuz i dont like to wash hands afterwards.

im weird i guess
Anonymous No.21519453 [Report]
>>21519442
>except i dont look gay
Anonymous No.21519458 [Report]
>>21515266
damn fifty yr ago
Anonymous No.21519509 [Report] >>21519519
>>21519298
>Throws away half of every other meal
>Literally licking steak juices off the counter
This man has some priorities.
Anonymous No.21519519 [Report] >>21520206
>>21519509
It's mystifying how he manages to stay so fat considering that he wastes so much food
Anonymous No.21519579 [Report] >>21519584
>>21510261 (OP)
i have never given "lengua" a good chance, but it doesnt look that bad, next time i will try it.
Anonymous No.21519584 [Report]
>>21519579
It's really good. Beef tongue is great in kbbq and hotpot too
Anonymous No.21519620 [Report] >>21520872 >>21522414
Anonymous No.21519655 [Report]
>>21510261 (OP)
dawg the fuckin lawrys
Anonymous No.21519693 [Report] >>21520049
>>21515235
>>21515266
i eat the tails on fried shrimp because they just kinda disappear, but not otherwise
Anonymous No.21519738 [Report] >>21520148
>>21510952
That competition was RIGGED!
Anonymous No.21519753 [Report] >>21519756
>>21516480
>eat insects that eat on garbage
huh is that really healthy?
Anonymous No.21519755 [Report] >>21524327
>>21512360
I have watched so many of these videos that I've started doing the Indian headnod when people talk to me.
Anonymous No.21519756 [Report]
>>21519753
any kind of insect that is used for eastern medicine or food is farm rasied and fed not garbage
Anonymous No.21519762 [Report]
>>21516377
Am I supposed to eat the bees?
Anonymous No.21519763 [Report] >>21520434 >>21520535
>>21512656
Imagine the cops having to call your mother and tell her you were killed in a fucking popcorn explosion.
Anonymous No.21519778 [Report] >>21519822 >>21522443 >>21525088 >>21525158 >>21525994
Anonymous No.21519795 [Report]
>>21516402
its a cows tongue you autist
Anonymous No.21519811 [Report]
>>21519442
Anonymous No.21519814 [Report] >>21519903
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>>21516765
I would familiarise yourself with the /ck/ royal family.
Anonymous No.21519822 [Report]
>>21519778
This is fucking sad :(
Anonymous No.21519876 [Report]
>>21511319
Imagine her doing that to your dick.
Anonymous No.21519903 [Report]
>>21519814
didnt even know lizards eat plants, huh
Anonymous No.21520049 [Report] >>21520055
>>21515235
>>21519693
one time i went to portugal, i ordered a bowl of garlic fried shrimp
they werent peeled at all, so i guess some people dont care about the exoskeleton

i peeled them though
two days later i still smelled like an onion
Anonymous No.21520055 [Report] >>21520121
>>21520049
why did you smell like an onion if you were eating garlic
Anonymous No.21520121 [Report]
>>21520055
because garlic is type of onion
Anonymous No.21520127 [Report] >>21520128 >>21520130
>>21510318
There's an asshole who purposely mislabels clips. It's a form of trolling.
Anonymous No.21520128 [Report] >>21520130 >>21524147
>>21520127
Anonymous No.21520130 [Report] >>21520151 >>21524147
>>21520127
>>21520128
Anonymous No.21520132 [Report]
>>21511319
Was that salt she added from that tiny weird container?
Anonymous No.21520134 [Report]
>>21510940
Eating like that will cause a stroke or something.
Anonymous No.21520135 [Report]
>>21511319
what's the torque spec on that?
Anonymous No.21520140 [Report]
>>21513647
looks like he has a gay voice.
Anonymous No.21520143 [Report]
>>21514231
There's egg too.
Anonymous No.21520144 [Report]
>>21514636
You wouldn't. Only some fucking retard who wants his cream sauce to be dark colored would "build" one in a steel pan.
Anonymous No.21520148 [Report] >>21520181
>>21519738
That's so bad for the edge of the knife. Drag with the top end if you must.
Anonymous No.21520151 [Report] >>21520154
>>21520130
Do Americans really?
Anonymous No.21520154 [Report]
>>21520151
Americans also, yes.
Anonymous No.21520181 [Report] >>21522235
>>21520148
?
No it's not, I chop all the time. Sharpen your knives
Anonymous No.21520206 [Report]
>>21519519
table proteins
Anonymous No.21520434 [Report] >>21520532
>>21519763
This is what a 10/10 means for me
I do not care if you guys disagree, i am moving to sweden
Anonymous No.21520532 [Report] >>21522131
>>21520434
She is really cute. There's something really charming about girls like her who are cute but perhaps not highly conventionally attractive. I think it's that it's easier for me to pretend I'd have a chance with them.
Anonymous No.21520535 [Report] >>21520546
>>21519763
is that red shit cranberry sauce?
Anonymous No.21520546 [Report] >>21520598
>>21520535
lingonberry
Anonymous No.21520598 [Report]
>>21520546
So it's a crepe kebab with lettuce and tomatoes?
Anonymous No.21520872 [Report] >>21521079 >>21521182 >>21521414 >>21522166 >>21522220 >>21522233 >>21522238 >>21522514
>>21519620
HOLY SHIT IS THAT HUGH MUNGUS?
Anonymous No.21521079 [Report]
>>21520872
Scrotum full of smaller scrotums
Anonymous No.21521164 [Report]
>>21516610
i hope that table is not of some fine wood
Anonymous No.21521182 [Report] >>21521822
>>21520872
>Dumpling C-section
Fucking sickos
Anonymous No.21521414 [Report]
>>21520872
Anonymous No.21521526 [Report]
>>21512204
>doing all that shit
>peanuts aren't even peeled so 80% of the flavor is going in the shell you throw away
Anonymous No.21521539 [Report]
>>21513662
>why gimbap is superior and sushi is a nationalistic overrated stolen korean delica- ACK
Anonymous No.21521557 [Report]
>>21517981
>Talking shit about gagh
Not making it into stovokor
Anonymous No.21521562 [Report]
>>21512853
…..I’m sorry whut?
Anonymous No.21521822 [Report] >>21524150
>>21521182
Underrated comment
Anonymous No.21521826 [Report] >>21521865 >>21526197
Anonymous No.21521834 [Report] >>21521865 >>21526197
Anonymous No.21521865 [Report]
>>21521826
>>21521834
would
Anonymous No.21521869 [Report] >>21521895 >>21522144
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Anonymous No.21521895 [Report]
>>21521869
>flinging around a big pot of hot liquid
Anonymous No.21522131 [Report]
>>21520532
>I think it's that it's easier for me to pretend I'd have a chance with them.
It's 100% this. Men find women more attractive when they believe they can attain her. She is really cute, but the thought that she's a "girl next door" type, kinda plain looking, makes us want her even more. Whereas with a supermodel, yes she's very hot, but we don't desire her in the way like we want to start a family with her and have deep conversations into the night.
Anonymous No.21522144 [Report] >>21522222 >>21522246
>>21521869
what practical purpose does the anal hook serve in a kitchen environment?
Anonymous No.21522150 [Report]
>>21510261 (OP)
Oh nice, another nasty shit thread. I just visit /ck/ if I want to vomit.
Anonymous No.21522155 [Report]
>>21514224
Ossiniggers really put sugar in already sugarized ketchup. Really?
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>>21520872
performative shit like this really boils my blood jesus christ it's fucking dumplings ffs
Anonymous No.21522220 [Report]
>>21520872
do not want
Anonymous No.21522222 [Report]
>>21522144
It appears to allow a handicapped person to work a kitchen. He's obviously the boss. No restaurant would install all that shit for a line cook.
Anonymous No.21522233 [Report]
>>21520872
The outer one is not cooked at all. Why put hot dumplings inside of dough and wrap it up only to cut it open before steaming it?
Anonymous No.21522235 [Report]
>>21520181
You will have to sharpen far more often when you drag your blade against the cutting board. You don't chop as much as you think you do.
Anonymous No.21522238 [Report]
>>21520872
yo dawg, i heard you like dumplings
Anonymous No.21522246 [Report]
>>21522144
Some people take their anal pleasure very seriously
Anonymous No.21522258 [Report] >>21525642
>>21512360
the filename never fails to make me smile
Anonymous No.21522414 [Report]
>>21519620
Chorizo is a spanish sausage. Spaniards are white. What kind of retardation is this?
Anonymous No.21522443 [Report]
>>21519778
Literally my kitchen in my family home until fairly recently, i dunno who they called but my dad had an exterminator come and he didnt even spray anything, he was here for like 5 mins and gone, and pretty much all the roaches vanished, its kinda strange.
But i know they'll come back.
My mom doesnt understand a damn thing about food safety and storage cause shes a food hoarder.
She'll cook a MASSIVE pot of slop that literally nobody will eat, and then leave it on the stove top until it becomes sour.
Her brain is just getting worse.
Anonymous No.21522514 [Report] >>21522537
>>21520872
why are people getting so mad at this giant dumpling
Anonymous No.21522537 [Report] >>21522847
>>21522514
too full of himself
Anonymous No.21522628 [Report]
>>21510809
Oh shit, ai is getting good.
Anonymous No.21522818 [Report] >>21522836 >>21522845 >>21522913 >>21523310 >>21524881
My first full solid meal after surgery (before today I had to put the rice into a blender) :D
Anonymous No.21522836 [Report] >>21522935
>>21522818
Congrats on not dying from major blood loss or an infection from improperly cleaned medical equipment
That looks delicious
Anonymous No.21522845 [Report] >>21522935 >>21523333
>>21522818
>soibot, I require s-sustenance
Anonymous No.21522846 [Report]
>>21510666
why not butter the toast before you cut it......?
Anonymous No.21522847 [Report]
>>21522537
heh
Anonymous No.21522913 [Report] >>21522935
>>21522818
nice flipping, dude
Anonymous No.21522935 [Report] >>21524158 >>21526201
>>21522836
Thanks

>>21522845
Ironically, I’ve been eating for 2 people for the last year and a half without gaining weight at all, I was stuck at 56 kg.
Now I removed the LINX anti reflux device from my stomach (after 7 fucking years that shit destroyed my health and doctors refused to see that it was the culprit) and I’m currently at 57.5 kg 1 month and 10 days after the surgery.

>>21522913
Thank you
Anonymous No.21523310 [Report] >>21523318
>>21522818
looks too wet
Anonymous No.21523318 [Report]
>>21523310
I had to overcook the rice a bit to make it softer so my stomach would handle it better than al dente rice.
Anonymous No.21523333 [Report]
>>21522845
You lack humility, general decency, basic respect and common courtesy. I'm no bleeding heart, I'm identifying that you have a poor character and are of low moral fiber. Even if you're disinhibited from being on an anonymous <insert gay thing here> forum. The lack of accountability due to this really shows the inherent character of a person. In short, you're a cunt that is rotten to the core
Anonymous No.21524143 [Report]
>>21519266
fuckin british pigs
Anonymous No.21524147 [Report]
>>21520128
>>21520130
germans are disgusting
Anonymous No.21524150 [Report]
>>21521822
all that wasted meat and fat.
Anonymous No.21524158 [Report]
>>21522935
>LINX anti reflux device
I was prescribed prilosec and took it for 4 or so years before I was diagnosed with neuropathy in my feet because it interferes with vitamin b12 absorption. also my doctor was supposed to watch my b12 levels if you take it for more than 2 months.
Anonymous No.21524298 [Report]
>>21510940
>>21510942
>>21510952
do you have the one where he puts the phone in the meat tray?
Anonymous No.21524327 [Report]
>>21519755
I feel like I've seen this JAV before..
Anonymous No.21524760 [Report]
>>21515235
The tail is good for you
Anonymous No.21524829 [Report]
>>21519202
They are disgusting things aren't they, and they are bloody everywhere
Anonymous No.21524881 [Report]
>>21522818
you got some purdy hands boy
Anonymous No.21525088 [Report]
>>21519778
Living on the street eating rations is preferable
Anonymous No.21525158 [Report]
>>21519778
how do you even get rid of this? I had some pajeets move in a few weeks ago, and now my kitchen and bathrooms look like this.
>inb4 just clean
my shit is spotless but the german roaches (TX) are pretty much everywhere in my apartment.
>inb4 talk to apartment management
guess who now runs the leasing office.
I am at my wits end with this shit
the glue traps (I have a dog so cannot spray) just keep filling up with the roaches with no end in sight.
Anonymous No.21525320 [Report] >>21525417 >>21525535 >>21525854
Anonymous No.21525417 [Report] >>21525632 >>21525854
>>21525320
G-A-Y, gay
Anonymous No.21525497 [Report]
>>21513743
Found the video on YouTube Shorts, he's fine, doesn't even seem hurt.
Anonymous No.21525517 [Report]
>>21513602
Imagine getting the content of the frying wok in the face.
Anonymous No.21525535 [Report]
>>21525320
why is he so obnoxious?
Anonymous No.21525632 [Report]
>>21525417
WEW
Anonymous No.21525642 [Report]
>>21522258
thank you
Anonymous No.21525673 [Report] >>21525784
>>21512689
crazy how the bright red candy apple is somehow global. candied apple on a stick? sure i can see that being popular regardless of culture but why is it always bright red?
Anonymous No.21525705 [Report]
>>21512579
Anonymous No.21525722 [Report] >>21525779
>>21516536
Gagh is best served alive
Anonymous No.21525771 [Report]
>>21513623
Nobody ever goes in. And nobody ever comes out.
Anonymous No.21525779 [Report]
>>21525722
yIntaHbogh qagh jablu'DI' reH nIvqu' qagh
Anonymous No.21525784 [Report] >>21525789
>>21525673
Apples are red.
Anonymous No.21525789 [Report]
>>21525784
some are sure but that doesn't mean every country has to use the same bright red coating, i've never seen a green candy apple
Anonymous No.21525811 [Report] >>21525861
Anonymous No.21525854 [Report]
>>21525320
>>21525417
both made me feel gross.
Anonymous No.21525861 [Report]
>>21525811
me in my 50s i hope.
Anonymous No.21525936 [Report]
>>21512204
WTF did I just watch
Anonymous No.21525972 [Report]
>>21511691
It is. The whole restaurant is owned by salt roach who tailored it for nouveau riche fags
Anonymous No.21525994 [Report]
>>21519778
I'm having flashbacks to my childhood and I don't like it.
Anonymous No.21526159 [Report]
>>21515235
the tail has all the vitamins anon
Anonymous No.21526197 [Report]
>>21521826
>>21521834
what movie please?
Anonymous No.21526201 [Report] >>21526266
>>21522935
get better anon, I enjoy your posts.
Anonymous No.21526266 [Report]
>>21526201
Thanks anon
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>>21513651
You can see the briefest moment he hesitates to put the hair dryer up the birds desiccated ass.