Anything funny involving food. I've got quite a bit I've collected over the years. Dump what you have.

>>21524749
Get the fuck out of here. That's immature and gay.

>>21524681
I know the guy who made those. He based them on the circulars for an independent supermarket in our former neighborhood. Not sure where he lives now, if he still lives around there, but I don't live in that area anymore.
I think I described the store here before. It's stuck in the 70s. The floor is baby blue and sable linoleum tile, the aisle signs are circus themed and they sell brands of packaged foods I've never seen anywhere else like Fūd brand food. Not joking. The brand is called Fūd. They make hotdogs.

>>21524677
What the fuck lol

>>21524734
I'm pondering

>>21524722

>>21524744
Are other countries too stupid to differentiate between sandwiches? We know a burger is a sandwich, but no one in America calls any other type of sandwich a burger.

>>21524873
Literally me to every chinky girl ever

>>21524750
Zahmo

>>21524803
I miss when party beefs were $4 a lb

>>21524813
Let him know he's based if you're still in remote contact.
I made something similar, fake catalogue with a friend when I was a kid (shitty kid quality obviously). Believe I still have it somewhere. It's probably cringe kino.

>>21525236
I'm not but a former roommate is involved with an art collective he was also part of, which is how I met the guy in the first place. She might have kept in touch. They both did silly comics. You might have seen a few of his. He did that "spicy keychain" one, for example.

>>21525241
>He did that "spicy keychain" one, for example.
Holy shit.

>>21524883
calm down and have pic related :)

>>21524883
a chicken burger is a burger

>>21525251
My mistake, actually.
The spicy keychain guy is the one I know. He showed me the Apple Cabin stuff and mentioned how similar it was to Cousin's Supermarket and Supremo, the supermarket I was talking about in >>21524813, so I thought he made those, too, but they're two different guys. Spicy keychain is Will Laren. Apple Cabin is Sean Tejaratchi. Will Laren is the guy I know

>>21524873
>filename

>>21525296

>>21524883
the really frustrating thing about this stupid "meme" on here is that it's leaking into the normiesphere and you'll start hearing fast food workers or random girls on the street talking about eating chicken burgers or making videos about them on tiktok or whatever. Just ridiculous.

>>21525260
Tell him i think he's cool

This is what you are getting now.

>>21524673 (OP)

>>21525260
cool story bro

>>21525307
yay! I made an impact, the millennial dream comes true :DDD

>>21524698
for me it's the tan smoke

>>21524803
This pic makes me feel old

What a terrible thread OP. Go suck start a shotgun

>>21524905
Unironically I need an asian females ass on my face

>I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University the Imperial Legion compound and the Temple all on the same night!

love at first sniff

half this thread looks like stuff that'd be on cracked 15 years ago

I have nothing to contribute except this

>>21525329
What the FUCK.

>>21525834
What kinds of /ck/ threads do you like? Fast food? Favorite Doritos flavor? Discontinued gimmick food from your neglected childhood? Fucking energy drinks?
You suck.

>>21526200
It was a better time. Remember IN Cracked? When it was a physical magazine trying to compete with Mad? No, you don't remember. To you it's just a website.

>>21526218
I know of it's existence but you are correct that I never experienced it

>>21525834
>>21526200
For real, this is some boomer shit, somebody found an old hard drive or is time looping or something.

>>21526206
I did something like this when I was in boarding school. We mixed crushed cocoa puffs and chocolate syrup with lemon noodles. Needless to say it was terrible.

Times were tough. We did pretty much anything to keep ourselves entertained.

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>>21526494

>>21526496

>>21526501

>>21526505

>>21526510

>>21526515

Most cringe thread on the board right now

>>21524749
based kid goku.

dis some vintage shit, nice

>>21525296
>>21525299
pronounce cheese for me

>>21524883
Burger refers to the sandwich, dumbass.
The ham refers to the meat, hence ham burger.

>>21526960
a hamburger is a hamburg steak sandwich

>>21524698
ill take a crack burger and a heroin water my good man

>>21524673 (OP)

>>21525241
>art collective
Gay!

>>21524681
lmao

>>21525329
>Well I forgot to take meat out of your curry, but I'll remember to put my meat in your vagina
smooth like butta

>>21526047
Later a wedding ensued

>>21527364
So I guess that bun was 0 calories?
Also that salad looks fucking awful

imported humor from a neighboring kingdom

>>21526200
thats what makes it great

>>21527408
Go back fag

>>21527412
no u

>>21527233
"Pencil shavings" are just minion circumcisions

>>21527373
the bun is in the salad are you blind?

Is it just me or are the images in this thread super dated. Like most of it feels like it was produced more than 10 years ago.

>>21527469
see
>>21527409

>>21527476
Ah, i guess the average age of this board is about 10 years above typical

>>21527447
I think he confused it with cheese

god, what a shit thread... I want my 5 minutes back

>>21524673 (OP)

>>21527496
>no wasp

>>21524673 (OP)
>>21527496
Contributing these two

>>21524727
would...

>>21527496
Child's play.

>>21527496
>1200 calories
>2 days worth of caloric intake
huh?

>>21527521
>derrière

Hon hon hon

>>21524698
>ill kill you platter is cheaper than ill kill you

Got a couple from the early days of ai when anons were making ai recipies

>1/2 inch of salt

>>21524744
Burger = ground meat

Sandwiches have filets.

>>21527408

>>21527550

>Stir while still stirring
AM DOING IT OKAY?

>Just keep STIRRING AND STIRRING and saying and praising the name of our Lord and saviour!

>>21525926
this post is fuckn hilarious and no one replied

>>21527556
Nope. "Burger" is short for "hamburger", which is short for "Hamburg steak sandwich". A Hamburg steak is specifically a ground beef patty.
I would not call a sloppy joe a burger just because it uses ground meat, and I wouldn't call a grilled chicken sandwich a burger just because it's on a bun.

>>21527624
That’s how the term originated but the hamburger or cheeseburger as we know it now is specifically a beef patty with the bun and all the other toppings.
Regardless it’s essentially regional dialect and pretty useless to argue about.

>>21527889
>get me a burger
>>beef chicken or fish? be more specific
a sign you should leave the cookout

>>21527899
>has never made an enemy
>has, however, sicced an attack Christ on someone
vicious

>>21527899
Damn, he must have amazing aim.
Best use of skills I have ever seen.

>>21527445
Prader-Willi Syndrome
Has to be.

>>21527579
Guess you fixed that.

>>21524698
Balls on toast seems like something from England

>>21527496
>splenda
>stevia
Good thing she used artificial sweeteners to sweeten her cup of sugar.

>>21526525
nowhere is the redditors and anons more pronounced than a /ck/ humor thread.

>>21528169
here's a version without the 9fag watermark

>>21528336
....that's just napalm, isn't it? A napalm bomb in your microwave...

>>21524698
>The CIA Special: Important Shit Combo with a side of Suicide Pill

>>21528396
they're banana cookies you fucking schizoid

>>21528421
I thought this was a fucking MtG card

Good thread, reminds me of the 4chan I remember

>>21527496
didnt someone make this for a thread (and drink it)

>>21528470
Japs drink Carling?

>>21528437
My God, all the hot food I've eaten over the years...

>>21528523
>>21528437
Strictly speaking, eating cold food does "burn calories" because a calorie is the measurement of the amount of energy it takes to raise 1 cm3 of water by 1deg C. So if you eat something that is colder than you, your body has to burn more calories to put your body heat back to normal.
The effect of this is of course absolutely miniscule and not worth even thinking about.

>>21528429
No... potassium and nitroglyscerin, and tin foil in the microwave.... this is napalm... or does the flour just turn it into tnt?

>>21528631
Look man, if you think you get anything but tasteful banan cookies out of that recipe, you don't have the cooking know-how to be on /ck/.

>>21528396
napalm is gasoline + styrofoam
remember, napalm doesn't explode, it burns, and burns for hours, days.

>>21528149
The whole order is nonsense. It says light cream and extra cream.

>>21528336
Who cares? It's not cool/funny enough to save, and to care if '9gag' is on it. It's pretty fucking lame actually.

>>21528440
This is retarded. It's not even clear what's happening and what people are reacting to. It seems to start in the middle.

>>21525257
then its not chicken

This thread brought to you by the reanimated shambling corpse of:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140208021446/http://www.foodnetworkhumor.com/

>>21524673 (OP)

>>21528798

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>>21528798
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>>21528808
top notch stuff

>>21528808

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>>21524678
truly a trick or treat

>>21528675
Youre going for that chlorine oxide at the furry convention gag, aren't you?
You will go to prison like Zorak! And Moltar!

>>21527447
Yeah, all those people out there putting bread in salad and eating ground beef in salad. I get the point they're trying to make, but it's stupid and unrealistic.

>>21528891
Croutons, bro...
Steak gets added to salad. Its a beef, at least.

>>21525307
The rest of the world has called them chicken burgers for half a century now fuck off with your le zoomers mentality

>>21528835
This is actually how a lot of these fat slobs feel. I love the Onion political cartoons, but they probably just offend most of the people here who even understand them.

>>21528879
Don't you have something better to do? Like chasing an ant?

>>21528899
Crew tones are much lower calorie than regular bread and steak does not have the same number of calories as ground beef and is much leaner.

>>21528816
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>>21528842
I've never been able to tell if these are supposed to be ironic or not. Is it multilayered post-irony?

>>21529039
>Crew tones
stop using voice-to-text, dumb phoneposter

>>21529116
Apologies for infuriating you. I am disabled.

>>21529084
No, it's just straight satire. The smug and stupid "American Family" is usually the target. They're consumers of the most generic kind and they're deeply proud of their lowest common denominator tastes.
How are you confused by this? A simpleton would even conclude that they're drawn with "lefty sensibilities". Only on this website would the Kelly comics confuse anyone.

>>21529164
Because it's reddit-tier "hehe this is totally what the right actually believes" satire. I could just as easily believe it's someone trying to make fun of lefty cartoonists.