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Anonymous No.21531011 >>21531034 >>21531178 >>21531186 >>21531196 >>21531290 >>21531370 >>21531398 >>21531529 >>21531562 >>21532894 >>21533110 >>21535324 >>21537942 >>21543822 >>21547995 >>21554762 >>21557334 >>21557939 >>21575306 >>21576886 >>21577977 >>21577991 >>21579487 >>21580935
chicken slop with red onion red lentils black beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21531034 >>21533110
>>21531011 (OP)
Kill yourself you piece of shit. It looks like an actual combination or vomit AND feces. Barf and shit. Puke and poo.

There is no god and you will never get laid.
lol
Anonymous No.21531178 >>21531183 >>21531434
>>21531011 (OP)
God Bless. i was waiting for the new thread. Let's gooooooo.
Anonymous No.21531183 >>21533110 >>21535328
>>21531178
>i was waiting for the new thread

Wow, someone even more pathetic than the OP. Don't forget to post your dad's car keys!
Anonymous No.21531186 >>21531434 >>21531438
>>21531011 (OP)
Do you have a YouTube recipe for this?
Anonymous No.21531196 >>21531230 >>21531434
>>21531011 (OP)
welcome back in the new thread :) i will follow the thread and keep praying
god bless you op
Anonymous No.21531227 >>21531230 >>21531434 >>21561850
Godßless
Anonymous No.21531230 >>21531258 >>21531265 >>21531440 >>21533111 >>21555040
>>21531196
>>21531227
These threads now officially have nothing to do with food. It's christfag trolls being trolls. The only reason you incels are leaning into religion is so you can kind of pretend you're saving your body for marriage. You're not really faithful to all that bullshit and if you ever somehow got laid you'd no longer be into that conservative traditional bullshit. It really doesn't jibe with your weebism and your anime fetishes. Or the fact that you're poor and probably not white. You're all so confused and retarded.
Anonymous No.21531258
>>21531230
>people are being nice to each other and having fun
Anonymous No.21531265 >>21531434 >>21540254
>>21531230
I'm gay and have sexual encounters with men. I'm not religious. I enjoy posting positive and supportive content, and although OP is a little bit of a gooΖ’ball with his blessed gruel postings, I find it perfectly appropriate and in good cheer to post my blessid meme frogs in support. Not for any literal meaning but purely as a vote of encouragement for OP's perseverance.

>tl;dr: mfw
Anonymous No.21531290 >>21531434
>>21531011 (OP)
Based and God blessed
Anonymous No.21531370 >>21533350
>>21531011 (OP)
>lentils
>lawrys
You are a poor piece of shit. Nobody is impressed by your poverty food.
Anonymous No.21531398
>>21531011 (OP)
Brother! Come join me over at BBG!

>>21530991
Anonymous No.21531434 >>21533339 >>21533351
>>21531178
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21531186
1/2 frozen chicken breast
3/4 cup cooked black beans from soaked
1/8 cup steel cut oats
90ml v8 vegetable juice
1/3 large red onion
30ml olive oil
1/2 tablespoon lawry's seasoning salt
0.237 cups dry red lentils
0.094 cups frozen chopped spinach
few cups of brita to boil everything down

>>21531196
ty for the welcome and the blessing, you too

>>21531227
amen

>>21531265
ty for the support

>>21531290
ty for the compliments
Anonymous No.21531438
>>21531186
+ 1 clove garlic *
Anonymous No.21531440
>>21531230
>all that bullshit
Meaning what
>traditional bullshit
Meaning what
It's amazing I can detect the nose ring and 300lbs from here fat dyke faggot
Anonymous No.21531529 >>21531531
>>21531011 (OP)
anon why does the majority of your food look like it came directly from someone's asshole?
Anonymous No.21531531
>>21531529
He's Indian give him a break
Anonymous No.21531552
Schizophrenia ward canteen food
Anonymous No.21531562 >>21531565 >>21531568
>>21531011 (OP)
anon why did you post poop from a butt?
Anonymous No.21531565 >>21531568
>>21531562
...as opposed to from where???
Anonymous No.21531568 >>21531574
>>21531565
anon's >>21531562 mother's pussay

get it? he's a little shit!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.21531574
>>21531568
omg
Anonymous No.21532458
>we get a new thread
bases
Anonymous No.21532894 >>21533242
>>21531011 (OP)
God bless and welcome back
Anonymous No.21533110
>>21531011 (OP)
Luv me lentils
Luv me olive oil
Never had a lawry THOUGH
Shrimple as
To use the parlance of our times
Gods bless
>>21531183
>>21531034
We will prey4u
Kek cry pussies
Anonymous No.21533111
>>21531230
Kek you could NEVER be a pagan
Gods bless
Anonymous No.21533242
>>21532894
ty for the blessing and the welcome, you too
Anonymous No.21533243 >>21533259
august 13 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21533259 >>21533654
>>21533243
God bless. All it needs is bread.
Anonymous No.21533339 >>21533654
>>21531434
Thanks man
Anonymous No.21533350 >>21534630
>>21531370
It's not only unimpressive, it's REVOLTING. There's no way to make that slop photogenic. It's terrible. Why can't GOOD cooks obsessively post their food? Why can't we look at something nice?
Anonymous No.21533351
>>21531434
You still refer to water as "brita"? You're a fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.21533654 >>21534612
>>21533259
ty for the blessing, you too. i quarantine bread to cheat days it fucks me up

>>21533339
np
Anonymous No.21534612 >>21535115
>>21533654
>it fucks me up
elabor8
Anonymous No.21534630
>>21533350
I once posted a picture of my shit in the toilet in one of these threads and nobody even noticed lol
Anonymous No.21535115
>>21534612
makes shitting a chore wrecks the chi of a whole day
Anonymous No.21535118 >>21535359 >>21536610
august 14 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21535324
>>21531011 (OP)
Poop lol
Anonymous No.21535328 >>21535379
>>21531183
Based fed up with spammers anon.
Anonymous No.21535359 >>21535382 >>21535462
>>21535118
Why do you insist on this???
What motivates you? It's ugly. YOU are ugly. Your god is ugly.
I've honestly never seen such unenticing food in my life. And you just keep showing it to us. It doesn't look good. Even your faggotty "god bless" cronies don't comment that your food is appetizing. No one does. And we know what's in it. It's NOT appetizing. I don't understand how YOU even get it down every fucking day.

Something is seriously wrong with you. That's the only reason your threads get traction. It's not because of the food or any positive reason. You're a freak. You're a car accident no one can look away from.
Hell of a legacy. And you'll keep this up for many more months I predict. Because you're a fucking loser.
Anonymous No.21535379
>>21535328
The spam is all the fast food and shitty chain restaurant bullshit THOUGH
Anonymous No.21535382 >>21535410 >>21535416 >>21535462
>>21535359
gods bless!
Anonymous No.21535410 >>21535438
>>21535382
Fug I haven’t had a breakfast like that in a while, looks so good
Anonymous No.21535416 >>21535438
>>21535382
How many times in a 24 hour period do you post that image, incel?
Anonymous No.21535419
>Why do you insist on this???
>What motivates you? It's ugly. YOU are ugly. Your god is ugly.
>I've honestly never seen such unenticing food in my life. And you just keep showing it to us. It doesn't look good. Even your faggotty "god bless" cronies don't comment that your food is appetizing. No one does. And we know what's in it. It's NOT appetizing. I don't understand how YOU even get it down every fucking day.

>Something is seriously wrong with you. That's the only reason your threads get traction. It's not because of the food or any positive reason. You're a freak. You're a car accident no one can look away from.
>Hell of a legacy. And you'll keep this up for many more months I predict. Because you're a fucking loser.
Anonymous No.21535438 >>21535452
>>21535416
Which one?
>>21535410
Anonymous No.21535452 >>21535487
>>21535438
The best eggs Benedict I ever had was crab cake eggs Benedict. Egg and crab
Anonymous No.21535462 >>21535469 >>21535484 >>21535487
>>21535359
i like showing cheap easy meals you dont have to prep just have to prep the ingredients and do a fresh one every day just tossing everything in one pot. and that caring about how your daily food for living LOOKS is stupid. i get that it looks a bit wild but its delicious every time (aside from that drumstick soup with too much curry) without being unhealthy which is a great thing in my opinion. my goal is people see this and possibly improve their own food systems and find what works for them, if they havent already. ive lost so much weight and feel so much better doing this i hope anyone else in the position i was in might be sparked to do the same. and that you can still pig out processed trash on a select few days

>>21535382
amen and good meal. whats that vegemite lookin stuff under the hashbrowns
Anonymous No.21535469
>>21535462
All we see is a diarrhea on a plate. And it makes me laugh every time so don’t stop
Anonymous No.21535484 >>21535491
>>21535462
You really think you're providing a self-help service, eh? It's disgusting.
Anonymous No.21535487
>>21535452
I've had a couple of those but I prefer smoked salmon benedict
>>21535462
It was a chocolate cake that I had before dinner lol
Anonymous No.21535491 >>21535498
>>21535484
And what do you post other than fast food bullshit?
Anonymous No.21535495
>one such tactic might be to make the website less appealing to it's audience
Anonymous No.21535498 >>21535502
>>21535491
Step-by-step pretty looking meals. Steaks, seafood, soups, stocks, bread.
Anonymous No.21535502 >>21535508
>>21535498
Link one
Anonymous No.21535508 >>21535516
>>21535502
I post fresh content when I make it. You just make sandwiches and post your keys and everything "nice" not shot with a blurry, shitty lens is from last year. Like your benedict and that pepper steak right there. Why have you formed an alliance with Ned Flanders here? It's sad. You are both cringe as fuck and clearly virgin manchildren supported by parents. "Blessed". lol
Anonymous No.21535516 >>21535525
>>21535508
>hilarious delusional projection
And yet
Anonymous No.21535525 >>21535529
>>21535516
And yet, that's old as fuck. And your other threads are blurry stupid sandwiches. You're just proving me right. I guess it's your troll thing. Just like barf bowl here posts barf bowls and blessings and "brita". I'm glad my thing is not cringe like your guys' things. You'll just keep doing your thing even harder now. Both of you. That's how trolls are. We notice it and call attention to it and you feed off of that negative attention with more of your trolling.
Sucks to have to share the forum with you is all.
Anonymous No.21535529 >>21535551
>>21535525
>nooo you didn't make that because it's from a few months ago!!!
Kek cry pussy
Anonymous No.21535551 >>21535724 >>21535741 >>21535753 >>21542827
>>21535529
>kek cry pussy

That's your catchphrase. You use it a lot. You don't currently have a proper camera or phone camera lens. It's so obvious. September of last year. That's when your photos were clear and you made a few things you're proud of and now spamming. It should really count as spam how often you just reuse the same handfuls of mid meals with keyfobs festooning the composition. It's really gay. Your 'butty' and 'blt' threads are blurry.
You have a good day, troll. Maybe do something about your rerun issues. Clean it up. Update your shit. Stop coasting off of mediocre shit from a year ago. You really have nothing better to do?
I'm off to work. We'll see how much damage you've done to the board when I return later tonight. Why don't you aspire you make something interesting and leave the keys out of it? Why don't you take that as an assignment for the day and redeem yourself? Do better.
Live in the now.
Anonymous No.21535687 >>21535741 >>21535885
instant potato , precook bacon , fried egg , pickle cup , kombucha , not pictured hot sauce and ketchup
Anonymous No.21535724 >>21535741 >>21544152
>>21535551
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for you tho
Or sorry that happened
Anonymous No.21535741
>>21535551
Literally all the same camera THOUGH
You're reading way too deep into the D R E A M A E S T H E T I C
>>21535687
Nice bacon
>>21535724
Kek, "based," to use the parlance of our times, but you could never be me
Anonymous No.21535753
>>21535551
Also, SCREW YOU, BENNY!!!
Anonymous No.21535885
>>21535687
good meal
Anonymous No.21536610 >>21537028
>>21535118
did you fast today?
Anonymous No.21537028
>>21536610
technically from last breakfast until todays break fast but not in the usual sense
Anonymous No.21537031
lemon ginger tea with san pedro cactus resin, happy friday fellas
Anonymous No.21537102 >>21537644
chicken slop with red onion red lentils kidney beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21537644 >>21537811
>>21537102
God bless
Anonymous No.21537811
>>21537644
ty for the blessing. you too
Anonymous No.21537813 >>21538153
broiled oats cheat meal. added some olive oil and too much lawrys
Anonymous No.21537942 >>21539187
>>21531011 (OP)
now that's good eating. God bless.
Anonymous No.21538078 >>21538095 >>21539187
>tfw anon wishes me God bless but I have fallen again
off to confession I go soon
Wish me luck anons
Anonymous No.21538095
>>21538078
Keep strong brother

God bless
Anonymous No.21538153 >>21539068 >>21539076 >>21539187 >>21570583
>>21537813
God bless
These threads are very positive and I look forward to them. Had a job interview recently and I could use some blessings.
Anonymous No.21539068
>>21538153
I hope you get the job anon :)
Anonymous No.21539076 >>21539148
>>21538153
get the job and buy a cooler car than that faggot with the beemer
Anonymous No.21539148
>>21539076
Bobby Beemer
Anonymous No.21539187
>>21537942
ty for the compliment. and ty for the blessing, you too

>>21538078
God knows everything you do or think. get back up and dont fall again. flush the poison

>>21538153
ty for the blessing, you too. good luck and keep applying
Anonymous No.21539189 >>21539193 >>21540219 >>21540985
august 16 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21539192 >>21539846
we need talk about big onion and there plot to trick everyone to add onions to all dishes
Anonymous No.21539193 >>21539846
>>21539189
ßle∫∫
Anonymous No.21539369 >>21539846
Be Thou my Vision, O Lord of my heart;
Be all else but naught to me, save that Thou art;
Be Thou my best thought in the day and the night,
Both waking and sleeping, Thy presence my light.

Be Thou my Wisdom, and Thou my true Word;
Be Thou ever with me, and I with Thee, Lord;
Be Thou my great Father, and I Thy true son;
Be Thou in me dwelling, and I with Thee one.

Be Thou my Breastplate, my Sword for the fight;
Be Thou my whole Armour, be Thou my true Might;
Be Thou my soul's Shelter, be Thou my strong Tow’r,
O raise Thou me heav’nward, great Pow’r of my pow’r.

Riches I heed not, nor man's empty praise;
Be Thou mine inheritance, now and always;
Be Thou and Thou only the first in my heart,
O high King of heaven, my Treasure Thou art.

High King of heaven, Thou heaven's bright Sun,
O grant me its joys, after vict'ry is won;
Great Heart of my own heart, whatever befall,
Still be Thou my vision, O Ruler of all.
Anonymous No.21539406
Go God, it's your birthday. We're gonna sing hymns like it's your birthday
Anonymous No.21539846
>>21539192
good tasty filler swapped it in for rice after dr raynes vouch. way lower glycemic index

>>21539193
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21539369
good hymn
Anonymous No.21540122
putting oats in that is an abomination
Anonymous No.21540164 >>21540168 >>21544024
this christian shit is so pathetic
just simpering retards mindlessly repeating worthless platitudes
ugly food
ugly people
moronic religion

this thread is everything that is wrong with humanity

and that's the realest fucking thing anyone is going to say here

bless that, you dumb pieces of shit
Anonymous No.21540168
>>21540164
>believe what I believe
>eat what I eat
What an insufferable little bitch
Anonymous No.21540194
bring back the ip counter
Anonymous No.21540219 >>21541214
>>21539189

God bless
Anonymous No.21540254 >>21540354
>>21531265
why are you gay?
Anonymous No.21540354 >>21544034
>>21540254
Kid was molested. Many such cases.
Anonymous No.21540985 >>21541214
>>21539189
God bless
Anonymous No.21541214
>>21540219
>>21540985
ty for the blessings, you too
Anonymous No.21541219 >>21542744
august 17 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21542744 >>21543589
>>21541219
God bless
Anonymous No.21542827
>>21535551
Oh anon, you don't even know about this shitposting nigger do you?
Anonymous No.21543589
>>21542744
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21543592 >>21544024 >>21544075 >>21544380 >>21544941
chicken soup with red onion red lentils kidney beans black beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21543822 >>21544073
>>21531011 (OP)
Sounded fine until you mentioned the oats. No way that doesn't give it a fucked texture and flavor. Why not rice if you were that desperate to include a cheap carb?
Anonymous No.21544024 >>21544073
>>21540164
someone doesnt like stoic food
>>21543592
g'bles
Anonymous No.21544034
>>21540354
no I wasn't
Anonymous No.21544073
>>21543822
they're in there medicinally for the thiamine, but the texture steelcut adds turned out to be great. good chewy bits like barley without the bread effects on the way out. and every soup and slop they've been in has been delicious. used to do rice but dr rayne counseled it turns right to sugar in your body so i switched it out for onion

>>21544024
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21544075 >>21544335
>>21543592
bless
Anonymous No.21544152
>>21535724
Challenge declined then. That's what I thought.
Anonymous No.21544335
>>21544075
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21544377 >>21545606
r u a monk anon
>here's a picture of a grumpy frog I like for your trouble
Anonymous No.21544380 >>21545606
>>21543592
Bless you too
Anonymous No.21544941 >>21545606
>>21543592
God bless
Anonymous No.21545606
>>21544377
just a man with a meal plan. ty for the pic

>>21544380
>>21544941
ty for the blessings, you too
Anonymous No.21545608 >>21545694 >>21545757
august 19 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21545694 >>21545762
>>21545608
Gross. How many months have you been posting and when the fuck will you stop?? Ballpark. Next month? Next year?
You just love that mixture of fake "blessings" and unmitigated hatred. Most attention the world has paid you in many years.
Anonymous No.21545757 >>21546592
>>21545608
God Bless.
Anonymous No.21545762
>>21545694
When will you kill yourself? Ballpark, next second? next minute?
Anonymous No.21546592
>>21545757
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21546598 >>21546599 >>21547184
chicken and chunky kidney bean flour soup with red onion red lentils garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21546599 >>21547990
>>21546598
God bless
Anonymous No.21546609 >>21546649
if you made like half the slop and poured it over rice it would be a far more normal meal
Anonymous No.21546649
>>21546609
faggot can't even make a mashed potatoe, rice is too far above the skill tree
Anonymous No.21546829
God bless fag atleast has my respect for sticking to his sad and probably borderline existential minimum slop diet without wavering.
BMWsfag is simply a fucking faggot
Anonymous No.21547184 >>21547990
>>21546598
God bless
Anonymous No.21547990
>>21546599
>>21547184
ty for the blessings, you too
Anonymous No.21547995 >>21548075
>>21531011 (OP)
If I was a dictator I would serve criminals only this shit every day to make fun of them.
Anonymous No.21548063
fuck you bray
Anonymous No.21548075
>>21547995
they would eventually overpower your malnourished cum-drinking guards and not only will they attain their freedom, but also will grow closer and closer to God and heaven, while your soul deteriorates into sludge that will drain into the sewers of hell. Or so I've heard.
Anonymous No.21548531 >>21548737 >>21549167 >>21549273 >>21550497
chicken soup with red onion red lentils kidney beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21548737 >>21549153
>>21548531
God bless
Anonymous No.21549153
>>21548737
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21549167 >>21549985
>>21548531
Bless you and your family
Anonymous No.21549273 >>21549985
>>21548531
God bless
Anonymous No.21549316
>people are REEEEEEing over this anons revolting slop meals
>they look exactly like the stuff I make every day
God bless
Anonymous No.21549985
>>21549167
>>21549273
ty for the blessings, you too
Anonymous No.21550497 >>21550795
>>21548531
God bless
Anonymous No.21550509
So this is the true power of Anglo-Saxon cuisine...
Anonymous No.21550795
>>21550497
ty for the blessing, you too. and rest in peace to kingcobra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQwF1tbMLac
Anonymous No.21550823 >>21550860 >>21551727
august 22 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21550838 >>21551261
>black beans
>red lentils

Why both together? I get the flavour of the fish, but using lentils would be good enough.
Anonymous No.21550860 >>21551261
>>21550823
God bless.
Anonymous No.21551261
>>21550838
beans taste better in my opinion. figured out the macros with both

>>21550860
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21551727 >>21553005
>>21550823
God bless.
Anonymous No.21551743
Thank you everyone, that will be all.
Anonymous No.21552428
I hope OP hasn't forsaken us
Anonymous No.21553005
>>21551727
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21553007 >>21553264 >>21554735
august 23 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21553264 >>21553585
>>21553007
God bless!
Anonymous No.21553585
>>21553264
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21554735 >>21555044
>>21553007
God bless.
Anonymous No.21554762 >>21555044
>>21531011 (OP)
Dawg I would eat this but STOP FUCKING CALLING IT BROTH HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD STOP! STOP IT! THATS NOT WHAT BROTH IS! OH MY FUCKING GOD probably tastes alright tho
Anonymous No.21555040
>>21531230
Monastics aren't Christian
Anonymous No.21555044
>>21554735
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21554762
ty for the compliments. in those ones it boils down into slop sauce. the ones with more left are rushed due to hunger. same amount of broth to cook both. bulk of which is filtered water. i'll clarify that from now on
Anonymous No.21555048 >>21557037
chicken soup with red onion red lentils kidney beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys water and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21556404
working on a Za
Anonymous No.21556411
next step
Anonymous No.21556443
This is the theme of these threads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa5n90FrpMI
Anonymous No.21557037 >>21557413
>>21555048
God bless.
Anonymous No.21557281 >>21557413 >>21558425
finished Za
Anonymous No.21557334 >>21557413
>>21531011 (OP)
here's my slop. lentils, garlic, bacon, tomato passata, sour cream, angel hair. god bless
Anonymous No.21557413 >>21558425
>>21557037
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21557281
damn thats fuckin perfect

>>21557334
looks and sounds delicious. amen
Anonymous No.21557419 >>21558048 >>21559057 >>21560059
steel cut oatmeal with red onion red lentils kidney beans garlic and spinach cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys water and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21557939
>>21531011 (OP)
ok fags, I just made my first lentil sloppa based on this video by Jacques Pepin, except with salsiccia instead of the non-descript italian sausage he used.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N5zU1N5zjg
what else can I do with these bad boys?
I'm not poverty stricken by any means, but it would be nice to perfect some recipes to have in case of emergency
Anonymous No.21558048 >>21558913
>>21557419
God bless.
Anonymous No.21558425 >>21559048
>>21557281
>>21557413
one more pic with cat watching stream
Anonymous No.21558913
>>21558048
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21559048
>>21558425
i truly despise you now. you wormed again. just like you wormed after your drunken meltdown about my oreo and sundae fudge mcflurry suggestion. you shit on it and acted like you can never eat ice cream ever even though you had just eaten mcdonalds burgers which prompted my suggestion. you completely brushed off how you acted, like you didn't do anything and ghosted me reacting to your shitty behavior like i was sperging out of nowhere. youre a fucking worm. then, knowing that ive ghosted you since you did that you waited until after you got your compliment from me about that pizza to reveal it was you. because you know i wouldn't have given you the compliment if i had known it was you. you wormed again. and youll knock back a few drinks and pretend like you did nothing again. you wont man up about what you did. you suck
Anonymous No.21559057 >>21560056
>>21557419
Looks like a toilet full of feces, as per usual. What's the opposite of a blessing? A curse?

Satan curse you.
(you probably believe in "satan" too, lol)
Anonymous No.21560056
>>21559057
actual satanic forces like murder (unless its jehovas law response like someones trying to kill you or someone defenceless first or trying or did rape you first or if someone killed/raped your children first) or rape or blood magic work like cancers on a few of the atoms that God is in all of (or whatevers smaller than the atoms in quantum shit). laveyan satanism's just a middle finger to the mainstream church regimes and they're welcome in this thread along with all other non-violent anti-extremist versions or sects of all religions or belief systems
Anonymous No.21560059 >>21560065
>>21557419
Bless you
Anonymous No.21560061 >>21560167 >>21560570
august 26 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21560065
>>21560059
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21560167
>>21560061
my dog's vomit from when he ate a dead bird in the park over the weekend looked exactly like this
Anonymous No.21560177 >>21561262
I don't get it, is anon just cooking chicken sloppa every day and posting it, or is it the same sloppa?
Anonymous No.21560570 >>21560986
>>21560061
Bless you fren
Anonymous No.21560986
>>21560570
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21561127 >>21561251 >>21561410 >>21561620 >>21561695 >>21577009
lets fuck shit up a bit
Anonymous No.21561145 >>21561251 >>21561410 >>21561620 >>21577009
cheers
Anonymous No.21561183 >>21561251 >>21561265 >>21561410 >>21561620 >>21577009
and for dessert
Anonymous No.21561251
>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
You need to murder yourself, you attention whore piece of godfag SHIT.
Anonymous No.21561262 >>21561702
>>21560177
It doesn't ever get any more appetizing. It's always brown in a bowl looking like vomitus or feces. It's an OCD obsession. We're dealing with a lonely incel from Canada who has found this "community" of other people society has rejected. The frog 'frens' and the other confused and rebellious christfags have kind of banded together to be faggy and congratulate and bless each other just because they know it's cringe for the "normies" and people who can cook.

It's really an act of defiance not unlike the anime spammers. They have their little priorities. They're marking their territory here because the real world doesn't even see them.
It's sad when you contemplate their lives but it still pisses us off to have to see it every single day.
Anonymous No.21561265 >>21561736
>>21561183
Both? How fat are you? You eat pizza and drink sugar when you're not eating oats and vinegar boiled with V8 juice and rosehips and seasoning salt. You're a fucking weird one. I wish you'd stop sharing it.
Anonymous No.21561410 >>21561736
>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
Ayyy nice, great choices for cheat day
Anonymous No.21561620 >>21561736
>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
God bless
Anonymous No.21561695
>>21561127
this is not bleΓ§id
Anonymous No.21561702 >>21561718 >>21561725 >>21561747
>>21561262
this. my happiest day ever will be when op finally croaks from whatever terminal illness or deficiency he is trying to stave off by consuming this wretched slop. god i fucking hope it's today
Anonymous No.21561718
>>21561702
>mfw
Anonymous No.21561725
>>21561702
you have a sad life
unirnically
Anonymous No.21561736 >>21561759
>>21561265
191lb as of yesterday morning. down from 390lb. feels anti-gravity. 195lb right now. back over 200 for sure by the end of these cheat days. 180 easy by the next ones

>>21561410
ty

>>21561620
ty for the blessing. you too
Anonymous No.21561747
>>21561702
hear, hear
Anonymous No.21561759 >>21561766 >>21561770
>>21561736
Weight doesn't work that way. You're not fluctuating ten pounds within a few days and then losing 20 more based on not eating junk for a week. Your scale is broken or your calendar is. I've lost as much weight as you have and it doesn't come and go so quickly. If it does you're binging hard and crash dieting, in which case I don't know how you managed to drop 200 lbs if that's true. Or why you're playing with fire by eating two pizzas and drinking soda and eating pints of ice cream. You're never keep the weight off like that. And I'll tell you now that you only crave that shit because of how you eat. You eat carb gruel and it's not satisfying you. Either flavorwise or portionwise. It certainly looks revolting. If that's your big weight loss method, boiled lists of lentils and oats and all the shit you studiously report each and every fucking day, no wonder you break down and whale out every weekend.
Lose the carbs and eat more fat and you'll stay under 200. I've been where you are 15, 20 years ago and you won't last. You'll hit 450 next time you go up. Unless you're going to be consistently active you shouldn't be doing this to yourself.
Anonymous No.21561760
i really hope OP (braydentoombs) ends up offing soon
Anonymous No.21561766 >>21561772 >>21561775
>>21561759
tldr?
Anonymous No.21561770
>>21561759
You'll* never.
And I know there's chicken in it.
Anonymous No.21561772 >>21561842
>>21561766
That's served you well. It's why you're retarded. "Reading less is always best."
Anonymous No.21561775 >>21561783
>>21561766
buy a shotgun and lose 10 pounds of fat
Anonymous No.21561782
Anonymous No.21561783
>>21561775
brevity is the soul of wit thoughbeit
Anonymous No.21561812 >>21561821 >>21562185 >>21563832
God bless
Anonymous No.21561821
>>21561812
You fucking idiot. You're pigging out again? Didn't you learn anything? You're not going to stay thin. Stop praying to your lord and stop eating carbs. There's no god.
Anonymous No.21561842 >>21569156
>>21561772
The old adage β€œbrevity is the soul of wit” captures the idea that the most impactful humor and sharpest insights are born from concision, yet to truly appreciate its truth, one must explore the intertwined arts of language economy, timing, and cognitive engagement. Wit is not merely clever phrasingβ€”it is a shared performance between the one who speaks and the one who listens, a subtle partnership where meaning blooms in the space between words. The most memorable lines often strike like a rapier thrust: sudden, elegant, and devastatingly precise. But such elegance is rarely accidental; it is the product of relentless refinement, the chipping away of excess until only the purest essence remainsβ€”much as a sculptor frees the form hidden within the stone. In this practice lies an artful paradox: omission becomes a tool of persuasion, for what is left unsaid invites the listener’s imagination to step in, completing the thought and making it their own. This not only sharpens the humor or insight but binds the audience to it, as if they have discovered the truth themselves. Brevity also honors the most limited resource in any exchangeβ€”attentionβ€”and in an age saturated with information, it is this respect for the listener’s time that lends brevity its heightened impact. A single, distilled remark can echo for years where a torrent of words is forgotten in moments, proof that the smallest spark, if placed just right, can ignite the largest fire. In this way, brevity transforms wit into something almost architecturalβ€”an exercise in elegant structure, balance, and restraint, where every word is load-bearing and nothing is ornamental.
Anonymous No.21561850 >>21567761
>>21531227
Godssless
Anonymous No.21561917
tell me about anon why does he eat the bowls of faeces?
Anonymous No.21562185 >>21562242
>>21561812
God bless.
Anonymous No.21562242
>>21562185
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21562734 >>21562754
ate the toppings off and passed out
Anonymous No.21562754 >>21562814
>>21562734
>passed out
Why are you so tired?
Anonymous No.21562814
>>21562754
up nights and pigged out
Anonymous No.21562816
unlocked some new flavor profiles im really excited to get into
Anonymous No.21563073
Anonymous No.21563220 >>21563271
Anonymous No.21563250 >>21570541
homemade pesto
Anonymous No.21563271 >>21564314 >>21566640
>>21563220

Just how fat are you. What a waste of life
Anonymous No.21563832 >>21564314
>>21561812
God bless bro, enjoy your cheat meal
Anonymous No.21564314
>>21563271
209lb as of right now. 6ft. you?

>>21563832
ty for the blessing and well wishes, you too
Anonymous No.21564688 >>21564865 >>21565179
chicken soup with red onion red garlic laird green lentils kidney beans spinach zucchini and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes lawrys water and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21564786 >>21566640
Anonymous No.21564865 >>21564869
>>21564688
you can't just diarrhea into a bowl and call it a meal, anon
Anonymous No.21564869
>>21564865
stop being rayciss against Canadians, it's their new culture now
Anonymous No.21565179 >>21565319
>>21564688
that's not lawrys water it's grape soda
Anonymous No.21565319
>>21565179
we call grape soda "lawrys water" where i'm from
Anonymous No.21566632
Anonymous No.21566640
>>21563271
He's a yo-yo dieter who eats bowls of shit all week and drinks sugar and then "rewards" himself with shitty frozen pizzas and more sugary, fatty ice cream. He's at the tail end of the honeymoon period after losing a lot of weight. He's going to gain it all back and then some. Just now settling in with all his old favorites but with more frequency. Let the ballooning commence. lol

>>21564786
lol, you think you found a food "hack", eh? I can't wait for you to tire of this board and stop this infernal, eternal garbage thread.
Anonymous No.21566666 >>21566749 >>21566754 >>21568027
Can't flop the slop brother, they hating because they're hurting. Do whats right for you GOD BLESS
Anonymous No.21566679
>>66666
Anonymous No.21566749
>>21566666
amen
Anonymous No.21566751 >>21566762 >>21566786
chicken soup with red onion red garlic red lentils kidney beans black beans spinach zucchini ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes lawrys garlic powder water and olive oil. God bless
Anonymous No.21566754
>>21566666
they hate us cause they anus?
Anonymous No.21566762 >>21566927
>>21566751
My shits are both in awe and in envy anon.

Godßless
Anonymous No.21566780
dilate, christcuck tourists
Anonymous No.21566786 >>21566927
>>21566751
God bless.
Anonymous No.21566927
>>21566762
ty for the pic and the compliment. and ty for the blessing, you too

>>21566786
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21566943 >>21566945
908g of lean ground chicken air fried with crushed tomatoes garlic powder lawrys and olive oil
Anonymous No.21566945 >>21568027
>>21566943
looks like hamburger. congrats.
Anonymous No.21566990 >>21568027
Why are you doing this just out of curiosity should i try it too?
Anonymous No.21567761
>>21561850
what ßlessiβˆ‚ comment
Anonymous No.21567930 >>21568024 >>21568027
Are these your /fit/ meals
Anonymous No.21568024 >>21568510
>>21567930
more like his /shit/ meals amirite
Anonymous No.21568027 >>21568668
>>21566945
ty

>>21566990
cook what >>21566666 this guy said "whats right for you"

>>21567930
soon
Anonymous No.21568510 >>21568672
>>21568024
This. It looks like actual fecal matter. Every time. Or puke. I've never seen such revolting photos of food.
Anonymous No.21568668 >>21568966
>>21568027
God bless.
Anonymous No.21568672
>>21568510
I was just referring to how well these meals lead to healthy, regular, and possibly rapid, shits. If we all ate OP's diet our risk of colon cancer would drop like 90%
Anonymous No.21568966
>>21568668
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21568973 >>21569033 >>21569037 >>21569090
454g
Anonymous No.21569033
>>21568973
was your plate stolen?
Anonymous No.21569037 >>21569614
>>21568973
but what is it
Anonymous No.21569090
>>21568973
your weed looks like shit
Anonymous No.21569149 >>21570143 >>21570586
It's amazing how these threads trigger the most miserable of people. This is a perfect example of how unhappy people will resent a happy person who is content with what they have/express some sort of gratitude

All that being said, the food does in fact look revolting and certainly not my preference. But who gives a shit? If the anon enjoys eating it and is happy then that is all that matters and I will always support his freedom to choose. God bless
Anonymous No.21569156
>>21561842
Wonderfully written
Anonymous No.21569614
>>21569037
lean ground chicken air fried with crushed tomatoes garlic powder lawrys and olive oil
Anonymous No.21569615 >>21569686
chicken and laird green lentil slop with red onion white garlic spinach ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes lawrys water and olive oil, God bless
Anonymous No.21569686 >>21570970
>>21569615
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21570143 >>21570563 >>21570567
>>21569149
Idk man. I mean, sure, whatever, eat what you want and what makes you happy. absolutely. I'm not gonna judge you. but this is a hobby board, not a blogspot, and I just don't get why people feel the need to come here and blogpost about their fucking low effort slop. every other hobby board has some level of gatekeeping - if you went to /mu/ and posted yourself playing sloppy trash on your guitar and couldn't form a chord or keep time...unless you were specifically asking for advice on how to improve, you'd rightfully get mocked off the board for trying to make people listen to garbage. if I go to /p/ and post absolute dogshit photos, without any consideration to composition or technical detail, I'm going to get chewed up and spat out. again, unless I'm posting in a thread specifically meant for amateurs to learn and improve. if I went to /lit/ and posted my literal diary entries and tried to pass it off as literature, they'd tell me to fuck off. but /ck/ seems to be the only place where I can come and just post some zero effort dump on a plate, without any indication that I'm trying to improve or make better food, and I'm not allowed to be criticized for that? nah, fuck that. people come here because they want to discuss a hobby they're invested in, not give eachother pats on the back for doing the bare minimum for sustenance. it doesn't even seem like anybody in here is actually interested in discussing food, just swapping god blesses. why do you have to do that here? the bar is so fucking low here which makes it less appealing to actual hobbyists, but if you point that out people just go "well you shouldn't expect much from /ck/ anyway" but fuck that, I hate the casual acceptance that this board is shit and so you should just allow it to be shit. can you imagine if every other hobby board acted that way? you try to promote some genuine level of effort, and just get told to accept the slop shoved down my throat? wtf.
Anonymous No.21570541 >>21570545
>>21563250
I didn't finish the pesto saga from b4

this is the chicken cooking
Anonymous No.21570545 >>21570546 >>21570548
>>21570541
dish complete
Anonymous No.21570546
>>21570545
looks great!
Anonymous No.21570548
>>21570545
and served
Anonymous No.21570563
>>21570143
>not a blogspot
>blogposts a book
Mentally ill is insensate, many such cases.
Anonymous No.21570567
>>21570143
This. It's just a constant public diary at this point of boring, ugly dumps that OP ate. That could be the title of it.
It's bland and boring and always here and always mediocre. But the more we bitch about it the more he absorbs that negative energy and it fills him with purpose. We're rewarding him for his mediocrity.
Anonymous No.21570574 >>21570970
there is no god and consciousness ends when we die
Anonymous No.21570580 >>21570581 >>21570970
God bless OP happy weekend
Anonymous No.21570581 >>21570970
God bless OP and >>21570580 happy weekend
Anonymous No.21570583
>>21538153
Hey man you got this
Anonymous No.21570586 >>21570970
>>21569149
I'm atheist and still say God bless in these threads just cuz of positive vibes. And yeah OP's food isn't the greatest looking but they're intentional and super healthy, and I'm here for his journey. God bless.
Anonymous No.21570970
>>21569686
no problem, ty for yours

>>21570574
human mortal consciousness does maybe but beyond that your atoms and within will carry on in strange chemical ways via physics you and i will never know how they'll feel. but its just mathematically true youll decompose into earth change forms and be connected via the trees or incinerated and be smoke connected to sky and ash that way. same way jesus' atoms are doing out there somewhere connected doing good energy as we speak

>>21570580
>>21570581
ty for the blessings and well wishes, you too

>>21570586
amen
Anonymous No.21570976 >>21571309 >>21571865 >>21572206
chicken and black bean soup with red onion red garlic red lentils white garlic ginger spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes garlic powder lawrys water and olive oil, God bless
Anonymous No.21571307 >>21572206
baked chicken breast and crushed tomatoes with red onion himalayan pink salt garlic powder and olive oil
Anonymous No.21571309 >>21572503
>>21570976
WHY IS IT SO FULL?!
Anonymous No.21571865 >>21572503
>>21570976
blessed be this meal.
Anonymous No.21572195 >>21572503
God bless.
Anonymous No.21572206 >>21572503
>>21570976
>>21571307
hosannah

https://youtu.be/GrnIvGLiY2A?si=F-FCHMIfS5ZUtOHr
Anonymous No.21572321
This blessings of the lord thy god shit is fucking gay. Brainwashed morons.
Anonymous No.21572503
>>21571309
i only use the plate since my wood cutlery broke

>>21571865
ty for the blessing, yours too

>>21572195
amen

>>21572206
well sung
Anonymous No.21572510 >>21572750 >>21573501
black bean and laird lentil oatmeal with red onion red garlic spinach and ginger cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes garlic powder windsor himalayan pink salt water and olive oil, God bless
Anonymous No.21572750
>>21572510
a good bowl of feces to start the day makes the normies go away
Anonymous No.21572828
Does anyone have the Pic saved of that fucked up roasted pumpkin puree some anon made
Anonymous No.21573501 >>21574949
>>21572510
God bless.
Anonymous No.21574876 >>21574878 >>21574949 >>21575285
we fry up potato
Anonymous No.21574878 >>21574886 >>21574949
>>21574876
next we fry up some dawgs sliced lengthwise
Anonymous No.21574886 >>21574949
>>21574878
we finish up with a 5 egg omelette with onion and garlic

not pictured is hot sauce , ketchup , and orange juice to chase
Anonymous No.21574900
crackers
Anonymous No.21574949
>>21573501
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21574876
>>21574878
>>21574886
looks good. full breakfast
Anonymous No.21574955 >>21576598 >>21576815
september 2 2025, God bless
Anonymous No.21575285
>>21574876
nice frenchips fren
Anonymous No.21575306
>>21531011 (OP)
Do you live in Zion?
Anonymous No.21576598 >>21576622 >>21578116
>>21574955

why the FUCK do you fill up the bowl to the brim like this you fucking dog
Anonymous No.21576622
>>21576598
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21576815 >>21576878
>>21574955
Beanie Weenie (with NO Baked Beans!)

1 can organic pinto beans rinsed , 1/2 onion fried , garlic , vinergar , organic coconut oil , organic peas , molasses , 3 turkey dogs , additional spices.

Served with one slice American cheese
Anonymous No.21576878
>>21576815
nice. sounds and looks good
Anonymous No.21576886 >>21576894
>>21531011 (OP)
I cannot stand chicken cooked in a pot it turns into goopy mush. Yesterday I ordered chicken with mustard sauce and mushrooms and I ate 1/4 of it and I had to force it into my mouth
Anonymous No.21576894
>>21576886
make it without the mushrooms and with a sauce you love the taste of
Anonymous No.21576899
Anonymous No.21576916
Anonymous No.21576922
Anonymous No.21576935 >>21577458
Anonymous No.21576937 >>21577458
Anonymous No.21576938 >>21576976 >>21577458
Anonymous No.21576976 >>21576983
>>21576938
God bless.
Anonymous No.21576983
>>21576976
ty for the blessing, you too
Anonymous No.21576985
Anonymous No.21576988
Anonymous No.21577009
>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
bro so fat he needed 3 separate posts just to talk about one meal
Anonymous No.21577236 >>21577866
black bean and laird lentil flour soup with red onion red garlic spinach and ginger cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes garlic powder windsor himalayan pink salt water and olive oil, God bless
Anonymous No.21577456
diarrhea everyday until it's time for the weekly pizza binge. what a waste of life
Anonymous No.21577458 >>21577850
>>21576935
>>21576937
>>21576938

old pics from august 2024
Anonymous No.21577850
>>21577458
last time i got a new hemkomst
Anonymous No.21577866 >>21578117
>>21577236
Are you a savant or just really poor?
Anonymous No.21577875 >>21578624
proper sendoff for the old one
Anonymous No.21577892 >>21578624
ben and jerrys churros for palate cleanser
Anonymous No.21577944 >>21578103 >>21578624
another haagen dazs and western family brands take to compare
Anonymous No.21577972
the haagen dazs fucking demolishes it
Anonymous No.21577977 >>21578943
>>21531011 (OP)
based V8GOD
Anonymous No.21577991 >>21578943
>>21531011 (OP)
Spinach cooks in seconds and you have rendered it into a thickener and food coloring. Come on nigga, your dish is way less than the sum of the ingredients.
Anonymous No.21578103 >>21578943
>>21577944
>chocolate peanut butter
very nice
excellent taste, anon
Anonymous No.21578116
>>21576598
He's about to balloon back up over 400. For now that means eating way too much of his "healthy" plops and then pizzas and ice cream and soda all weekend.
This faggot will stop his blog as soon as he starts eating 100% junk and gaining weight seriously. And we can't wait.
Anonymous No.21578117
>>21577866
He's a canadian autist who can't read the room. Thrives on negative energy. Loves to eat sugar and carbs all day.
Will be dead soon. Too bad no afterlife awaits.
Anonymous No.21578624 >>21578943
>>21577875
>>21577892
>>21577944
God bless.
Anonymous No.21578943
>>21577977
ty for the compliment

>>21577991
i dont like spinach texture fresh or goop leaf prefer it way integrated. i do 1/16 cup packed (~1/8 cup loose) crumbling flaking frozen spinach originally in with egg/chicken omads for iron now its mainly in for more potassium and vitamin k than kale.

>>21578103
ty for the compliment

>>21578624
ty for the blessing, you too. the western family was way better than i originally thought. once it melted and mixed and got closer to the core where the peanut butter clusters, it was great. not better than the haagen dazs, but great
Anonymous No.21579487
>>21531011 (OP)
YOU WILL NEVER BE THE DOLLAR POSTER
Anonymous No.21579496
>lazy cooks
>cheap bastards
>non picky eaters
>takeout avoiders
>leftover repackagers
SLOP 4 LIFE
>im not washing all those fucking dishes
Anonymous No.21579573 >>21579586 >>21579669 >>21579679
black bean and red lentil slop with red onion red garlic spinach and ginger cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes garlic powder windsor himalayan pink salt water and olive oil. wood spoon didnt work out, back to the plate and steel. God bless
Anonymous No.21579586
>>21579573
When you look into a portapotty this is what you see
Anonymous No.21579669 >>21579768
>>21579573
>wood spoon didnt work out
May I ask why?
Anonymous No.21579679 >>21579768 >>21579768
>>21579573
God bless.
Also curious for the wood spoon.
Anonymous No.21579768
>>21579669
>>21579679
too big, wasnt right. and ty for the blessing >>21579679 you too
Anonymous No.21579775 >>21580571
black beans cheat meal boiled in v8 garlic powder and olive oil. wean down in iron from yesterday
Anonymous No.21579931 >>21580571
lentil bread with garlic powder salt and olive oil
Anonymous No.21579934 >>21580571
Anonymous No.21580571 >>21581113
>>21579775
>>21579931
>>21579934
God bless.
Anonymous No.21580935 >>21581113 >>21581113
>>21531011 (OP)
good thread
God bless
Anonymous No.21581113
>>21580571
>>21580935
ty for the blessings, you too
>>21580935
and ty for the compliment
Anonymous No.21581115
september 5 2025, God bless