Thread 21539312

Cooking is so fun~, cooking is so fun~

I love to cook! What did you make today, /ck/?

>>21539312 (OP)
Fuck off, pedophile.

>>21539312 (OP)
The only thing I love more than having sex with children is crispy baked sardines washed down with some crisp zero-sugar Japanese premix. Incidentally that is what I'm enjoying this evening. The sardines and premix, not sex with children, unfortunately.

>>21539316
this is the anime that gave 4chan its name when it was still an irc channel

>>21539399
Hmm... whether to listen to a mentally stunted pedo...

>>21539408
Many such cases.
Sad.

Ermahgerd cheetochan!

I wanted to have sex with you so much before I got a custom dakimakura made.

>>21539316
>>21539408
Not your thread
Not your board
Not your website
Anime won, chuds won, commiepedotroons lost

>>21539442
I like Magipoka.

>>21539316
You don't need to add a signature to your posts here.

>>21539312 (OP)
Ribs 'n' tatties

Lately I've been on a potato kick. Really basic bitch stuff but filling. I feel like eating them with herrings next time instead of sausages.

>>21539312 (OP)
i microwaved some pizza snacks for myself and grilled a chicken breast for my dog

>>21539428
this but unironically

>>21539442
I like how you think you can be an ignorant racist rightwing chud and also a faggy weeb with pink cute things. They are incongruent identities. The republicans do not even claim you. lol, you belong on the side who looks out for pervert faggot chimos, but you're too stupid to know that. You just understand what you think is rebellion.

Anime is for children and perverts.

>>21539732
Neck yourself

>>21539447
Imagine being a grown man and knowing what any of that animal girls shit is or having such a clip saved. Good thing you guys don't like or want women, because they sure as hell would never touch you.

>>21539312 (OP)
Buttermilk biscuits with the cultured buttermilk left over from when I made cultured butter yesterday.

>>21539732
You do not belong here.

>>21539732
>I like how you think you can be an ignorant racist rightwing chud and also a faggy weeb with pink cute things. They are incongruent identities. The republicans do not even claim you. lol, you belong on the side who looks out for pervert faggot chimos, but you're too stupid to know that. You just understand what you think is rebellion.

>Anime is for children and perverts.

>>21539645
i like potatoes

>>21539744
You need to stop spreading your pedo porn outside of your containment boards. Moot made the "japanese culture" section of the site just for you twisted little virgin manchildren.

You managed to find a food-related pervert GIF at least. That should be a stipulation if you're to be allowed this faggotry at all outside of your special zones.

>>21539744
>>21539744
>This is who you're replying to 90% of the time someone cries about anime on /ck/
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/21463678
Sick to death of this whinging faggot, and his posts are insanely easy to spot. I'll make this a thing if I have to because he's such an unbearable shitstain

>>21539750
>times I got dunked on

lol

>>21539753
>Hampborgar
Thoughts?

>>21539750
Yes, make it a thing. Keep digging up arguments against your perversions. Really EXPOSE an anonymous poster.

That one faggot is trying waaayyyy too hard.
Just DON'T INTERACT with him.
That's why he does it in the first place.
By the frequency you can see HOW MUCH he craves attention. Just deny him it.

>>21539763
"DUH DUH JAPAN???" posts are a dime a hundred. Not quite comparable when it's the same pictures, the same talking "points" and the same seething impotent rage

>>21539763
I'm just laughing at him because he always seethes right after his shitty soyjak threads get deleted while threads with anime OP stay.

>>21539760
>Thoughts?

I think you didn't have a dad and that's really too bad. Every single one of you diaper men with the pink haired catgirl body pillows and folders full of MLP "art" all have the same background and the same sad trajectory; dying as virgins.
The most you look forward to is the prospect of a robot fuckdoll "girlfriend" with an A.I. that you can delude yourself into believing loves and respects you.
Anime is not normal and mainstream and cool. At least not the anime you like and post here; not for your gender and age. You're perverts who got SO far off track with the rest of us you ended up with sick extremist fetishes and the interests of toddlers. Yet you're also politically backwards and extremely stupid when you do pay attention to adult affairs. You live in an online bubble so you don't even realize what freaks you are.
But it's not entirely your fault. You came from neglect. Broken homes. Your parents were not educated and neither were you.
Society doesn't want you. You only pretend not to want to belong.

Didn't read

>>21539748
That's nice anon. What else do you like?>>21539730
It was never ironic!
>>21539777
tl;dr emotional outburst

>>21539772
>soyjak threads

You really don't realize that there are many posters here who hate your constant pink/cute anime images?
Hell, I only started in after I saw the 2nd post and you fucking queers reacting in defense and spiteposting more of your masturbation fodder.

There are half a dozen distinct anime haters, half of us whom focus on the child-molestery aspect of it. But there are probably 25 or more weebs who just post that gay shit on every single board they visit, ready to cry "anime website, anime website!" and dump their diaperbabydragongirl folders.

It's an uphill battle for sure but you people are really sad specimens of men, and it makes me feel better to tear you down when I see you shitting up the board with your hello kitty pattycake babytalk pastel nonsense.
Which is far too often.
I'm off to work. You faggots will be fattening up in mom's basement all day long though, fapping to goo-goo gah-gah. lmao

See ya tonight!

>>21539749
>that should be a stipulation
You never post anything food-related when you scream like this, anon. That beer in your pic is the closest you've ever gotten when you post like this getting angry at chinese cartoons attached to posts actually about food or cooking.

>>21539750
He probably got blasted for it once and made it his whole "personality" here like people tend to when they get harsh rebukes.

>>21539645
>>21539748
i like potatoes too

>>21539799
tl;dr emotional outburst again

>>21539312 (OP)
Pickling stuff today
making picked onions, carrots, and eggs. Should last me about a month

>>21539799
>It's an uphill battle
>when xe lost from the start
LMAO

>>21539807
Make sure and screencap them to add to your dossier. lol
You're building quite a case against your haters

>Put in: two words
>Get out: two MOUNTAIN of seethe
Absolute lel
>>21539803
I'm gonna "make this a thing" going forward because every other seethe post is about "real men" but that thread is all about how he's a fucking loser and has no dad. Shocker I know. I'll avoid any giving any more attention (for now), by saying "pidser"

>>21539819
>two words
"fucking retard"?
>pidser
Pidser is one of the most versatile foods. Easy to make, delicious, variable af from purely veggie topping to heavy fatty meat and sausage ones.
Really one of the best foods that nearly everybody loves. Close to perfect.

>>21539793
>That's nice anon. What else do you like?
I like coffee and lemon cake. But back to the potatoes: Have you tried Bharwa Aloo? It is an Indian curry dish made with potatoes stuffed with paneer cheese and nuts and spices.
It's delicious.

750gr of grilled pork belly and a salad. That's what i ate today.

>>21539312 (OP)
I made an oven baked dish consisting of tagliatelle topped with sauteed tomatoes and thinly sliced carrots and egg mixture as top layer. Finished it with some lemon juice and mint, was barely edible, will not make again!

I've been drinking my dindins lately

>>21539399
>>21539312 (OP)
I hate anime, increase nose.

>>21539442
Anime is for Commiepedotroons,anime lost.

>>21540639
>>21540638
>>21539799
>>21539777
Hi woohoofag are you the same one who used to post >FUCK ANIME!!!
every time someone posted an anime image on ck? You've been much more "verbose" recently, it seems like you are really taking out some extra frustrations in your life on the south American teenagers on this weeaboo incel mcchicken forum. Are you getting divorced or something?

Porkchops or something later
Had oysters and mussels yesterday which was yummy

>>21539742
You sound angry.

>>21539312 (OP)
tsukurimashou
tsukurimashou
sate sate nani ga
dekiru ka na

Caramelized onion and white bean fettucine. I hope you like it, Chiyo-chan

>>21539312 (OP)
man i used to have the dvd box set of azumanga daioh. anyway i hilariously enough made japanese curry as the last thing i cooked. it's not really photogenic and all i have is leftovers so nothing pic worthy

>>21540666
No. Lots of people don't like what you're doing and they aren't shy about posting it.

>>21540817
Not really. Even if you could "hear" that post, it wasn't angry. Just matter of fact and thoughtful.

If I was left home without good parents I may have derailed like you guys myself. Thank god I wasn't. Thank god I got laid at a normal age and had friends and jobs.

Bump

>>21541063
I'm very wealthy and successful I doubt you are because you wouldn't waste your time here complaining about anime on a anime imgeboard. Silly.

>it wasn't angry
>TWO mountains of seethe
Absolute lel

>>21541088
>>21541098

>I'm very wealthy and successful

lol, you were just waiting all day to start this back up again. You aren't wealthy and you're not successful at anything. You like little girl cartoons. No other adults will ever take you seriously.
You have never achieved anything for yourself. This is not an anime imageboard no matter how often you try and convince yourself that it is.

I pity you and your lonesome and pathetic existence. You should try and be normal and have normal hobbies. Maybe others wouldn't hate you so much if you did.

Imagine your life is so sad you waited all day to be able to poorly attempt to defend your sick fetish. I spent the day out of the house working and socializing with friends and family. But you stayed indoors and monitored 4chan all day long.
Hate to disappoint but I'm not going to stay and keep dunking on you. You'll have to find interaction some other way. Maybe you can find people who don't hate you. Maybe you can find some other perverts who like little girl cartoons. You can all meet up and be pedos together.

>>21539312 (OP)
I want to make love to Kagura’s armpits

>THREE mountains of seethe
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>>21541115
This jelly poorfag really is seething huh?

>>21539312 (OP)
kys dubfaggot

why do weeaboos get baited so easily? you guys are worse than the one baiter. there's one of him and at least 4 people taking his bait. this is a food thread, post about food.

>>21541169
Because he's seething and it's funny to watch retards.

I made a fish sandwich with bechamel sauce. Was nearly as enjoyable as reading about someone that didn't know 4chan originated from hentai being banned on somethingawful

>>21541136
better a poorfag than a furfag

Damn this reminded me of AMV Hell 3. It looks like they're still making these, they just released AMV Hell 8. I watched the first 10 minutes and it seems pretty good.

>>21541115
Post your dinner anon and now i will put an anime fig beside every plate i make

>>21541122
Based

I'm making a chicken stock with some necks I got cheap and veggie scraps. Will probably use it to make some beef stew or something later not sure yet

French onion soup with home grown onions. Maybe the onions were a bit green or something because everyone's ripping ass. The whole house smells like a frenchman's colon. Tragic.

>>21539312 (OP)
Veggie soup. Carrot, celery, onion, tomato, potato. Nothing fancy but it tastes pretty good since I went harder on the dried herbs.

>>21539312 (OP)
I made habanero salsa and now I'm shitting fire

I happen to love steak!

Cannoli siciliani.
Bretty good, although i didn't expect to get so many from so little flour, in the end i had to eat some of them without the ricotta cream.

>>21540873
HAI DEKIMASHITAA

>>21542125
Grabbing pure air?

>>21542139
hand washing a cutting board

>>21539732
This is a good post. They're absolutely and completely fucked in the head. Society seems to ignore the sheer scale of their mental deficiencies.

>>21542192
>he's back and talking to himself again

>>21542192

Oh hey there >>21539732, nice to see you back.
Here's the (You) you so crave, you little slut.
Now DANCE monkey, dance! Amuse me if you want more!

>>21539749
Now you're just making stuff up. Moot said in the 2000's that anime belongs on all boards. If my hard drive didn't fail I would post it.

>Fag resorts to making a falsflag loli porn thread
The projection is very real

>>21542274
I don't think he can right now. And though he's way too impulsive (not bad btw) to resist even an obvious ploy, the less effort the better.
>Give him one word
>Get almost 200 back
"Hampborgar"

>schizo gets btfo
>makes meltie thread
Like pottery

>>21542285
Come on, I am sure he had to search lot for that pic on his comp - I mean the internet.

>>21542250
>>21542274
>>21542288
Haha yes! Completely unfathomable that more than one person could find you all to be disgusting, dysfunctional subhumans. But anyway. To stay on topic, I made mafrun but with aubergine and lamb rather than potato and beef

(Not mad btw)

>>21542365
the japanese make FUCKED corndogs. I think two nukes may have been too much

When I cook I say to myself, what would my favorite anime girls prefer? How would they want it prepared? Have I budgeted enough this month to make sure I make something a little special every week or so that they would like. Does Costco have any new unique Japanese items that she would like? Online only? What time of year is it? Does H-Mart have anything unique that she would love? Being selfless is close to godliness and when you constantly think of others, your own life improves. It just sort of happens. It's a great way to live.

Was planing to Make my own Tomato Basil soup for the first time, but eating some fried Turnover, the same day that I ate this (on photo ) gave me food Poisoning and I had to spend all day at the bathroom. So my 3 day meal prep was just some PF Chang Frozen Mongolian Beef, Friend egg and Little potatoes.

At least is close to my 500 calories that I need to consume.

>>21542508
I love friend eggs. They're so amiable and cuddwy. My Mexican friends call them huevos amigos lel kekky lmao

>>21542508
I have no idea how people can get sick from cooked food. Especially their own. I sometimes think it's fake but sometimes I think kids these days haven't grown up with an iron gut. Don't take offense.

Something must be happening to certain people. Our bodies have evolved to make use of some pretty rancid terribly rotten and infested stuff. These days, it sometimes feels like certain people Habs lost that ability. I dunno. Just an observation.

Anime
How many times do have to tell you this?
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE

>>21542600
>posts anime
>hates anime

>>21539312 (OP)
>What did you make today
Soremimi Keiki

Thinking about a honey/ginger/carrot glaze for pork chops 2nite what fresh herbs should i add?
No rose or thyme ive done that billions of times

>>21542672
Nyatmeg

>>21539749
That gif is probably older than you.

>>21539312 (OP)
If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoons, you are mentally ill.

>>21539749
moot MADE THE ENTIRE WEBSITE FOR JAPANESE CULTURE

also only newfags capitalize moot

>>21543001
>only newfags capitalize moot
It was at the start of a sentence

>>21542709
Thanks icky kuro neko

>>21543004
not an excuse
you gonna capitalize /ck/ too if it's at the start?
yer a newfag harry

>>21543001
And Amazon used to just sell books. Desperate