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Anonymous No.21539550 >>21539560 >>21539636 >>21539644 >>21539678 >>21539894 >>21540081 >>21540262
Look at this: a slice of pizza.
Anonymous No.21539560 >>21539564 >>21539565
>>21539550 (OP)
>hmm, seems okay, plate is quality paper, but let's just take a look at that undercarriage...
Anonymous No.21539563 >>21539564
looks messy gonna need a knife, fork and a napkin for degreasing
Anonymous No.21539564
>>21539560
>>21539563
The dream team
Anonymous No.21539565
>>21539560
>undercarriage
taint?
Anonymous No.21539636
>>21539550 (OP)
Needs crushed red pepper.
Anonymous No.21539644 >>21539658
>>21539550 (OP)
Doesn't look very fresh.
Anonymous No.21539658 >>21539662 >>21539667
>>21539644
Looks to me like it was just made. What are you talking about?
Anonymous No.21539662
>>21539658
yeah, just made its way out of the microwave
Anonymous No.21539667 >>21539857 >>21540120 >>21540262 >>21540304
>>21539658
It looks dried out or like was reheated from an already-made pie.

Fresh pizza has a distinctive wet look to it.

t. New Yorker
Anonymous No.21539678 >>21539693
>>21539550 (OP)
I'd happily buy and eat that for a dollar.
Anonymous No.21539693
>>21539678
Anonymous No.21539857 >>21539860 >>21540870
>>21539667
It doesn't look dried out at all. You are hallucinating.
Anonymous No.21539860 >>21539891
>>21539857
It must be the water.
Anonymous No.21539891
>>21539860
it's actually the fat secreted by the mozeralla when it's freshly melted.
Anonymous No.21539894
>>21539550 (OP)
FLOP
DAVEY P LITERALLY PAID ME 5000 TO POST THIS! FUCK YOU NERDS!
Anonymous No.21540081
>>21539550 (OP)
NO I WILL NOT LOOK AT IT
Anonymous No.21540120
>>21539667
Don't you hate it when these sanctimonious pricks think they're some sort of experts? How pompous
Anonymous No.21540235 >>21540242 >>21540262
Okay, okay. Now take a look at what a real good slice of pizza looks like.
Anonymous No.21540242
>>21540235
*picture not related
Anonymous No.21540256 >>21540262 >>21540535
SWEDISH CURRY PIZZA. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, SWEDEN IS A COLD PLACE, DARK WINTERS, ENDLESS SNOW, MAYBE THE BANANA IS A SUN THEY PUT ON THE PIZZA TO REMIND THEM OF LIGHT, MAYBE THE CURRY IS HEAT IN POWDER FORM, MAYBE IT’S NOT A DISH AT ALL BUT A SPELL.
Anonymous No.21540262 >>21540271 >>21540867
>>21540256
>>21540235
>>21539667
>>21539550 (OP)
Not pizza
Anonymous No.21540271
>>21540262
Yeah, well, YOU'RE NOT PIZZA!!!
Anonymous No.21540304 >>21540533 >>21540889
>>21539667
That pizza pictured is using cheap low quality mozz. The more expensive mozz doesn't turn so orange, it stays more white with brown spots. Neon orange after baking = cheapest possible cheese

T. Detroiter who's been in the pizza business for decades
Anonymous No.21540533
>>21540304
>posts Dominos
Anonymous No.21540535 >>21540863
>>21540256
Nah, it's immigrant run businesses.
Anonymous No.21540832 >>21540861 >>21540917
After pizzagate, it's hard not to associate pizza with certain types of people.
Anonymous No.21540861
>>21540832
Chicagoans?
Anonymous No.21540863
>>21540535
>it's immigrant run business
ewww puke
Anonymous No.21540867
>>21540262
neopolitan is shit luigi
Anonymous No.21540870
>>21539857
it's definitely a slice that was reheated.
Anonymous No.21540874
Anonymous No.21540889
>>21540304
Is that jets?
Anonymous No.21540917
>>21540832
It's actually not a problem at all