Thread 21542213

Post food Americans don't understand.

>>21542223
Beat me to it.

Lmaoing @ the idea that there is food Chadmericans somehow "don't understand". We are the greatest race the world has ever seen and food is no exception. We take whatever gruelslop you eat in your gayropeon shitholes and turn it into pure deliciousness to mcfeast on. Get clean drinking water before opening your mouth about food around us.

>>21542275
Cope as much as you like murican. Who is the N1 Youtube chef? Chef John. Where did he learn to cook? In France, the birthplace and crown bearer of haute cuisine. How many people have you met IRL that can make a soufflé omelette or even something as simple as fondant potatoes? I am guessing 0

I get it
>>21542213 (OP)
>>21542260
>>21542296
I dont get it
>>21542216
>>21542223
>>21542227
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>>21542236
>>21542266

>>21542275
aren't you the guys with shit drinking water

>>21542266
hehe

>>21542275
>t.

Obsessed faggot thread

Salads with proper vegetables that haven't been smothered in mayonnaise

>>21542381
To be fair, nobody understands you Holland.

>>21542396
I am not Dutch this is not Netherlands specific cuisine.

why are you guys so obsessed with us americans

Everything posted so far are just prototypes that America finally made into something edible.

>>21542657
I have seen approximately twenty "the european mind can't comprehend" memes in my life, while this is the first american version I've ever see,

>>21542680
first day on /ck/ or what

>>21542682
>I'm a malding clownshow
Take a step back. You're about to have a melty. Curb the imminent hysteria

>>21542657
cause we want to kiss you

>>21542334
A bit more respect please!
It was trains like these that colonized the American west, ya know?

>>21542216
But I love licorice.

>>21542800
you dont mean that

>>21542223
>>21542227
It amazes me that a country with such a large beef industry is so adverse to tartare.

>>21542896
>It amazes me that a country with such a large beef industry is so adverse to tartare.
They don't have the food standards.
Have you noticed that ALL posts regarding parasites and worms are from American posters?
We won't even mention the Hormones, Steroids and mRNA vaccines.

>>21542916
They dont have local butchers that will just sell you a carcass to process yourself?

>>21542918
By the sound of it, they can't even afford the egg to put on the tartare.

>>21542213 (OP)
>things people don't understand
The things I say on Twitter.

>>21542359
A completely foreign concept to every amerilard. They exclusively drink the Big Oz McSlurpee Forty O'Shorty from the finest corn syrup. They would likely die if they ever drank their tap water.

>>21542935
>They would likely die if they ever drank their tap water.
but they do drink it
it's why they're still as retarded as when they had lead in the gasoline. This time it's fluoride keeping the cattle oblivious

Banned in the USA

Apparently they swallow them whole and choke on the plastic toy inside.

>>21542354
I tasted horse meat once. Way to sweet. Not good.

Whoaaa what is this thread? Is this supposed to be pictures of food or what?

>>21542972
Is it still?
Didn't they come up with some special slighty different variant where you can see the edges of the container or sth. which are now sold?

>>21542918
Of course we do, tard knocker.

>>21542223
>>21542227
Revolting worm filled country

>>21543145
>her beef is so disgustingly low quality she has to alter it with heat to be digestible

dire

>>21542213 (OP)
That's just bread, but they forgot to finish milling the flour.

>>21542213 (OP)
countries that have not been into space should not be allowed to have access to internet

>>21542303
No we're the ones with options to drink any water we want depending on if you're a capable member of society or a waste of tax payer dollars

>>21542916
>They don't have the food standards.
This.
Their butter is so bad they have to import Irish butter from the other side of the Atlantic.
The butter travels more than they ever will.
Not even Nigeria is this bad.

HORSE MEAT

>>21542373
Why are my land mines the same color as this?

I wish I could buy covrigi

>>21543329
You're gay!

>>21542213 (OP)
I can’t understand why anyone goes there

>>21543354
Que?

>>21542275
This but unironically. Everything posted in this thread is consumed more per year by Americans than whatever country it originated in. Europeans can't even comprehend the scope of the average American grocery store, let alone the sheer size of the United States of America as a whole.

>>21542800
a..are you cute?

blackroot

>>21543354
Ive heard its just like the "Dunkin Donuts" in the states right down to being staffed exclusively by indians

>>21542236
This is sold in every US grocery store I've ever been in, I still don't understand it thoughever.

>>21542213 (OP)
This is an actual food Americans don't understand, I wish they sold it here.

>>21543475
those look like my polyps

Horse

I don't understand Labskaus and I don't expect Americans to.

>>21542354
What does horse meat taste like?

>>21542275
>american is a race

this kills the burger

>>21543945
My maaan

>>21544023
buh

>>21542417
Yes it fucking is.
Those viandellen, kroketten and bitterballen are Dutch property.
And on that point:
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
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1/4

>>21544357
2/4
jamon serrano :)

>>21544359
3/4
confusion starts

>>21544361
soo good

>>21543197
>unironically forced to pay for bottled water instead of getting perfectly fresh and crisp drinking water from the tap
kek

>>21543178
So that's who?
USA obviously
France with Arianne rockets
Russia with Soyuz
I guess the Chinese must be getting there or are already there?

>>21542216
I am American and i really like licorice. I have seen Scandinavian countries have licorice flavored ice cream and i would love to try that

>>21543310
Lots of countries import Kerrygold, not just the USA. The butter in my fridge is from an Amish farm the next state over. But keep believing your shitty /int/ memes.

>>21543475
Mostarda is really good. I just tried some for the first time this year. Candied fruit with mustard sounds really weird but when eaten with the right stuff it is excellent. An Italian restaurant near me puts some on a pizza with coppa/gabbagool.
What other things can you have Mostarda with?

>>21544384
I get tap water from my fridge filter daily, in America. Not every city is Flint or Detroit, retard-anon

>>21543319
>>21543945
As an American i have never had horse, because stupidly its illegal here to farm them or process them for meat. Probably the fault of some oldfag wannabe cowboys.
What does horse meat taste like?

>>21543178
Nigga we had astronauts from every developed nation on the ISS

>>21544406
I can't really describe it all that well, but the horse sausages I've had were kind of savory, I'd say.

>>21544398
>Lots of countries are shitholes with no food standards

>>21544403
>filter
thirdworld-anon needs to filter his tap water

>>21544403
Other first world countries don't have places with water like Flint or Detroit in the first place.

why do so many Americans dislike olives? genuinely curious

>>21542236
hate this mush, no taste and no texture

>>21543354
>>21543455
Both vastly inferior to krispy kreme

>>21544454
They probably dislike the generic black olives which are not very good, but picrel is nice and salty with a good sour kick.

>>21544490
Kalamata are also very good.

My lunch

>>21544494
Central Europe?

>>21544499
Sw*den

>>21544500
What is the meat called in Sweden, it's looks really good with those little bits of fat.

>>21544502
not Swedish, worse Danish, but the swedes probably just call it salami

>>21544502
Salami
>>21544505
Why fight when we can be brothers and kiss?

>>21544427
s-o-yjack posting is a concession of the argument. But it makes sense when you cant refute what was said. Thanks, mongoloid

>>21544430
Every country with the ability to filters their tap water, anon. Why do you think its safe to drink? I filter mine further because there's some minerals in it that i dont like the taste of. Also
>third world
Stop using outdated cold war terms you boomer. Why does every fag continue to use "first world" and "third world" as if they mean anything at all?
>>21544435
Every single country has shitty areas, apart from places like Monaco. You are lying if you deny this.

>>21544512
newfriend got lost, you can go back now.

>>21544494
Oh youre that Swedish guy from the thread complaining about normies complaning about your lunch.
I see you have just kept on eating what you wanted to eat. I dont even know why you got so mad and i followed the whole thread

@21544516
Been here for longer than you have
Long enough to deny you the (You)s that you so desperately desire
Please go to back to TikTok and take your failure with you

>>21544517
Thank you my dearest

>>21544518
noooooo not the (You)!!
i was going to exchange them for filters to filter my tap water because i live in the third world.

>>21544522
>third world
Holy shit its 1986 again! Is the USSR still as nice as everyone said it was?

Tap water filters exist for taste as well as filtering contaminants. Here in my developed country, there are options for both. And thanks for my (You), even after i denied giving you one you still gave me mine. Like a good little submissive >>21544522

>>21544533
thank you so much for the (You) finally.
i'm waddling to exchange it for a water filter as my third world shithole doesn't have drinking tap water.
finally i'll be able to enjoy a developed commodity for the first time.

>>21544533
>>21544540
Take your slap-slap-kiss routine to discord

>>21542260
Do you have any idea how many of us had traditional German grandmas? We know what this is and eat it regularly.

>>21544381
Gulf state burgers eat paella.

>>21544619
I'm pretty sure Amercans are well aware of AI slop

>>21544387
>Russia with Soyuz
Mir had more than 400 guests from around the world.

>>21542213 (OP)
Do amerifats really eat this stuff daily?

>>21544533
*developing

>>21544454
I don't know anyone who dislikes olives

>Americans Americans Americans
Shut the FUCK up

>>21544677
>americans don't recognize salad when they see it
Grim

>>21542260
>this motherfucker thinks sauerbraten is some alchemic culinary sorcery
It's a top round you left on the counter for 2 days guy. Get the fuck over yourself. >>21542260

gimme the best recipe for Weißkrautsalat
I liked the premade one from german grocery store

>>21544877
there's like 1 piece of lettuce there, generate another one

>>21544877
they think salad is computer generated

>>21544931
the epstein files are hidden under a bowl of salad

>>21544944
Best place to hide them desu.

>>21544894
Just grate some cabbage, heavily season with salt and maybe also sugar to drain the water, squeeze it out and add vinegar of choice.

>>21543126
They were never banned directly but got caught up in an unrelated regulation about non edible items being fully encased in food. The "ban" wasn't even enforced until something like a decade and a half ago at which point competitors such as "yowie" entered the US market with the addition of a peg that sorta kinda almost stuck out from the chocolate magically making them compliant with the FDA

>>21542223
>>21542227
>>21542896
You can get steak tartar anywhere in the US, and I make it myself all the time, you clueless midwits

>>21545056
>You can get steak tartar anywhere in the US
no you can't

>>21542354
I want to try horse meat.

>>21544944
I'm a burger and I love me some good salad, but I keked at this one.

>>21542235
igitt, Äpfel

>>21545056
Ok I apologize, sorry bro. Do you also have raw minced beef option in your subway sandwich shop and do you get your steak tartare from the supermarket or do you go to a fancy restaurant?
>>21545088
It's nice, it's actually not that different from steak, it tastes like beef slightly but noticeably different. You can even have it raw and eat it like sashimi.

>>21542334
Good thing there's a thousand other places to shop unlike whatever shithole your stuffed into like a sardine with one grocery store in town

>tomatoes on a burger

I'll never understand why someone ANYONE really would want fruit on a burger.

>>21542381
Looks like a poor attempt at dim sum. Do euros have dim sum, or is this just a chinese / chinese american thing?

>>21545547
We have dim sum but it's not exactly popular.
These snacks are more like a croquette but with different fillings usually very low quality meat kind of like chicken nuggets but more varieties and shapes. like breaded deep fried mystery meat or something. Picrel are my favorites.

>>21542657
To counter your obsession with jeets

>>21544883
>2 days
2 weeks minimum, Ami

>>21545936
Not necessary anymore. Back in the days you used the marinade for old ass cows and horses to soften the meat similar to game but nowadays most animals are butchered at pretty young age so it's just for flavour.

I never saw an American that understood Leberkäse.

>>21545408
>raw beef from subway
I wouldn't trust that fucking anywhere.

>>21542334
>he's going the distance

>>21544041
sex

>>21544178
shame I had to cut back on dried sausage for like 3 years

>>21544931
kek

>>21542334
This was created by the leftist managerial class, note the founding fathers.

>>21546298
>wal mart founded in red state by devout christian that was friends with with bush the first
>leftist
you MIGA faggots never stop providing me with plenty of laughs

>>21542213 (OP)
Bread is not hard to understand.

>>21546335
unless you are an amerisandwich

>>21544931
That's not real salad.

>>21546472
Lacking mayo?

>>21544677
that's definitely not ai
lol

>>21546473
Mayo overdose is more of a brit thing

>>21544473
>no taste
It's disgustingly overpoweringly fishy, what the fuck are you talking bout?

>>21546960
Excuse me, Brady. We're miles down the mayo consumption list. Back to your large African-American penis pornographic films

>>21546975
I've seen what you cunts do to French fries.

>>21542266
Kek. Where did you find that anon?

>>21542216
>not even salt liquorice
Lol, lmao even

>>21544406
>stupidly its illegal here to farm them or process them for meat
Land of the free everyone

>>21545547
>Do euros have dim sum
When we order chinese, yes

>>21542657
You enslaved EU after WWII, set us free and we'll stop

>>21542236
They sell this and the one in cream sauce at Walmart, I buy it every month in the USA.

>>21542213 (OP)
Something euros need to understand: we have everything you have. Somewhere in this country exists a restaurant that specializes in your country's food. Some are harder to find, but they do exist. Not only that, but we regularly beat European countries in international competitions for our wines, beers, and cheeses.
What you see in your supermarket on the "American food" shelf is hardly representative. Come to America, eat a lot of actual (not fast food), and understand why we're fast and happy.

>>21547312
le this bread is better than that bread

>>21547312
I dont want some crotchety old curmudeon giving me a boulder he found in the street when i want a sandwich

>>21547312
>bread in America
You can get just about any type of bread you want in the US, including bread you make yourself. Sorry to hear that in Europe there's only one loaf of bread available.

>>21547519
You first have to get a background check to get a piece of the One Loaf here.
Shit sucks.

>>21542227
>>21542223
Had some weird ass tartar served in a fucking bone at Bodega La Puntual in Barcelona and i hated it
Everything else at that restaurant was amazing THOUGH
And El Xampanyet next door is one of my favs. We only went to Puntual.becauze the wait for Xampanyet was too long

>>21542235
Che schifo
>>21542236
Don't even know what that is
>>21542260
Looks like fancied up meh food

>>21543149
Looks like burned wet cat food

>>21547164
Who cares what this Jobber has to say

>>21542235

America has every kinda food, FAR more variety than in Europe.

>>21547852
Stop larping

Trust me, we eat

>>21544406
like beef

>>21544023
That looks like lapskaus that's been already partially digested
My mother wouldnt call that lapskaus

>>21544533
i'm back from my trip to the filter store.
it's so far away.
drinking tap water here i come.

>>21542213 (OP)
Whoa. Is that...bread? Blows my fucking mind.

>>21548418
>Americans think that's bread

For me, it's Grünkohl

>>21549088
Americans eat it, but they don't know how to cook real food so they just throw it in a blender with a bunch of random stuff and call it a smoothie haha.

>>21549121
that shit is so fucking disgusting
for some reason we've ended up in a place where
>the worse it tastes, the better it must be for you

>>21549203
>we've
i sure have not

>>21549208
okay mr. individual

>>21542381
kino

>>21542381
just imagine food presented japanese style, like yakitori. but it's breaded and fried

>>21542354
based horsie eater

>>21542266
>mohamett
Brilliant

>>21546038
They would love that shit. Especially the low quality one just made from blood and gelantine.

>>21544402
Just put it on any meat, I put it on burgers and corned beef, it made it 100x better.

>>21543319
>>21542354
Horses were bred as companion animals, so you're basically eating a pet. It's pretty close to eating domestic cat and dog breeds. I can maybe understand doing it, anyways, but bragging about it is subhuman.

>>21544085
i had a horse steak, like beef but a tad more gamey

>>21551196
I'd say horses are more of a work and utility than a companion animal. My cousins used to have a pet pig but they still eat pork. Another reason people don't eat cats is because you only get like a few kilo's of meat for a grown animal whereas a pig gives you like 50 kg after a few months of growing.

>>21544454
Is that an actual stereotype, or did you just make that up?

>>21551208
Cats are also far more useful to help with mice and rats that eat grain

>>21546038
Nigga, that's just meatloaf.

>>21544260
How is that fry on the right not falling out?

>>21551240
whats wrong?
are you having a hard time COMPREHENDING it Mr American?

>>21551246
https://x.com/aymerigot/status/1359978898046525447

>>21551240
he doesn't know about levers and non newtonian fluids

>>21546038
I can get leberkase from the european meat market down the road. I don't even live in a major city.

>>21551284
But do you UNDERSTAND it?

give a basket of plums and pic related to an am*erican. he will burst out in confusion and anger

>>21551240
The pivot fry stabilizes it from turning over, which jams it just enough between it and the cardboard edge.
It's very unstable tho. One more step and it was on the ground.

>>21551360
you know what, i probably would. what the fuck is this thing

>>21543329
Pink is what they changed it to because the yellow ones looked like unexploded munitions.

>>21544619
Pretty much every gyro place sells this.

>>21552381
is it always spread on bread or do they ever eat it like tartare?

Gli stupidi americani non riescono ad apprezzare il cibo vero.

>>21542213 (OP)
Original Bryndza

>>21547137
>Euros
"Americans are so dumb, they think THEY won WW2 and that the rest of the world is reliant on them when in reality nothing would change if they disappeared"
>also Euros
"Every single problem in my life was because an American exists, my life would be perfect if Americans did not exist, my entire existence revolves around America"

>>21552446
>also Euros
"AAIIEEEEE HELP ME AMERICA-SAMA WE NEED YOUR HELP IN UKRAINE WE ARE TOOK WEAK DESPITE HAVING 3 TIMES THE POPULATION AND LIKE 10 TIMES THE ECONOMY OF RUSSIA

>>21542216
this nigga eatin sticks

>>21552402
for it to be mettbrötchen, it has to be spread on these white bread rolls, with butter and black pepper

>>21551360
I'd never get angry if someone gave me plums, dude.

>>21551196
There were horse breeds for butchery when horse meat was still popular. They're probably all gone now though

>>21552614
It's LITERALLY called 'filet americain', anon.

>>21547852
>America has every kinda food
every kind except healthy lol

>>21552683
>is american
>doesn't understand
pottery

>>21551196
Horses were bred for meat before people rode them. They only stopped eating them because they were too useful as draught animals

>>21552433
>mac & cheese w/bacon
I understand this.

>>21551231
Cats are shit at pest control and vastly outperformed by dogs.

>>21544601
huh we do dont we

>>21545049
yowie prizes are sick i got this awesome yellowfin tuna. i bought a kinder once and got a lame six piece cowboy puzzle and a qr code for some gay mobile game

>>21544396
Just mix some Jaegermeister into vanilla ice cream

>>21544023
Is that homunculus?

>>21542373
From the thumbnail I honestly thought you posted a whoopee cushion.

>>21552328
it's a spin-dryer for laundry. you can also use it to extract juice from fruits. it's an eastern european thing....

>>21553461
>it's an eastern european thing....
lack of funds is the mother of invention

>>21542216
OI. AMERICANS DON'T EAT TWIGS N' RUBBAH?!

>>21547312
>fermented for 3 days
sorry, that's gonna be vile. I make sourdough nearly everyday.

>>21542213 (OP)
test

>>21554982
>t. breadlet

Olives
Onions
Bell pepper
Celery
Carrots
etc

I've known so many people that refuse to eat basic vegetables that it's crazy.

>>21542213 (OP)
>does it bite?
>does it hurt?
>how aggressive is it?
Lmao just shove it in the pot
>only boiling water in the pot
>best way to cook squilla insects?
Boiling water. Unsalted boiling water. No sauce, no dressing, no condiment.

>>21546298
>Leftists actually support.mega corporations
Jesus Christ you Magatards really are something else

>>21542833
Kek

>>21542213 (OP)
>Drinking in a pub
>Get speaking to an American tourist
>Time goes by, he's ready to eat and asks what I recommend
>Tell him "the pub does award winning pies or there's a reasonably priced local Italian restaurant with stellar reviews".
>He looks at me like a deer in headlights and replies "you don't have any chains"
>"Well there's a McDonald's about a 15 minute walk away bu-"
>Before I can even finish my sentence he's ordering an Uber on his phone
>Spend the next ten minutes in awkward silence as we finish our drinks and he waits for his uber to arrive

>>21543478
fucking lol

>>21555226
Go simp for some megacorp that puts a gay flag on their profile for 1 month of the year. No one is fooled

>>21555248
You don't know what a leftist is do you? Retard

>>21555261
A leftist is someone who holds unamerican values. Unamerican values are things I disagree with.

>>21546298
>its the LEFTS fault i'm a fat retard who has to ride a booty scooty in order to shop for groceries!
you're an idiot

>>21551360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTnnvI-HKFw&t=54s

>>21555241
Is your point that I can't comprehend why you would make up a lame story?
Is it common to be retarded for attention in Europe?
Very meta post

>>21555871
Some form of cream cheese, sour cream, curds, or yogurt? We have plenty of cows in the US so good chance we have something like it.

>>21556101
>No American ever does anything wrong!!1!

>>21555935
1. I use a rascally as a result of Obamacare
2. Kill yourself euronig

>>21556101
Yes or no do mutts like generic restaurants?

>>21556135
It's just cottage cheese

>>21544619
busted ass-fork

>>21556334
>americans don't understand cutlery
Yikies, that's a new one.

>>21556677
See this cunt.
>>21555210

>>21556222
Fuck off with your baby puke consistency cottage vomit.
Twarog is a completely different thing.
I would barf on your plate if you put that disgusting trash inside a pie instead of twarog.

>>21556929
>The europoor mind cannot comprehend the vast variety of every type of item available to American shoppers
In America, our stores have more than one kind of cheese.

>>21542227
Disgusting

>>21556985
Yet they are all made from plastic.

>>21557157
>een Amerika, all food is plastik! zey onlee eat ze macdonal chesborg!
Get a new line.

>>21557179
Get real cheese.

>>21557203
We have it. Wisconsin cheese regularly mogs euro cheese in competitions

>>21557251
>plastic cheese competitions
fucking lol

>>21557258
>>plastic cheese competitions
>fucking lol

>>21557258
>Plastic Plastic Plastic!
Yawn

>>21543310
Tell me more about this high quality Nigerian butter, nigger.

>>21557251
>Wisconsin cheese

And you shot yourself in the foot; that's not even a prized origin state within the confines of the US.

>>21557203
>>21557179
>>21557157

>>21557277
I wonder which of these ingredients means “plastic” in German. I really hope anon isn’t hallucinating.

>>21557320
You are not an American

>>21557357
Anon that list of ingredients is awful.
Not sure why you'd brag about that.

>>21557399
No one is bragging about kraft singles, just correcting arrogant europoors. Please learn what words mean before using them.

>>21557357
It's easier to name the ones that are not plastic.

>>21557399
>processed cheese has preservatives
Wowow
>>21557443
So… all of them?

>>21557357
>can't even post real cheese
unironically sad

>>21542223
>>21542227
the heat of the meat cooks the egg

why did Pâté not kick off in the west?

>>21557473
>why did a thing invented in the west not kick off in the west?
are you retarded or something?

>>21557476
>uhm, I have Pâté every night
you live in eastern europe or are a huge faggot

>>21557486
so you're retarded huh?

>>21557473
Bruh paté and rilettes (pretty much same thing) are cheap and availlable in every supermarket I go to. Where are you from If I may be so forward in asking?

>>21558821
Looks like your mom's tongue once I am through with her

>>21558974
Funny reply Mr. Witmaster. You know you want to try some couques suisses aux raisins, but you can't because they are not availlable to you.

>>21544406
It's funny because we also have a feral horse problem. Horses in the Americas all came from European breeds, the original American horse was killed off by the Native American ancestors 10000 years ago. Any "wild" horses you see are actually feral and their grazing damages the Great Plains grasslands. But you can't catch them for slaughter the same way you do with feral hogs because PETA types throw a fit that you're killing the pretty ponies and they don't trample the grasses too hard honest!

>>21559028
i feel like americans understand iced pastry tbqhwu

>>21542223
>>21542227
god i love these lil niggas so much

>>21542216
Americans love licorice.

>>21542972
>Banned in the USA
I see them in gas stations all the time.

>>21559156
touché, but can you get this specific one? It's really good.

Americans don't know the joy that Nürnberger bring.

>>21552910

Not completely

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryndza

>>21546319
that was not a picture of pre 1992 walmart, nice try though kike

>>21561630
>Well actually I'm going to move the goalposts and call you a jew
Try harder next time dipshit