>>21542213
>Drinking in a pub
>Get speaking to an American tourist
>Time goes by, he's ready to eat and asks what I recommend
>Tell him "the pub does award winning pies or there's a reasonably priced local Italian restaurant with stellar reviews".
>He looks at me like a deer in headlights and replies "you don't have any chains"
>"Well there's a McDonald's about a 15 minute walk away bu-"
>Before I can even finish my sentence he's ordering an Uber on his phone
>Spend the next ten minutes in awkward silence as we finish our drinks and he waits for his uber to arrive

>>76477965
>A. This has nothing to do with fitness.
Exercise and alcohol consumption are directly related to fitness.

>B. Absolutely nobody, NOBODY gives a shit about what any of you are checking off on this bingo.
As of typing this thread has 58 replies. Not to mention the fact that you gave enough of a shit to post your gay comment.

Consider yourself well and truly debunked

>>28548394
Never said his joke was good but I understood his intent because he wasn't the first guy to try that.

>>28528083
YYEEEEEEEHAAWWWW! WELL I DUNNO ABOUT THAT BUT I DUNNO ABOUT THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH WE DO THINGS just a little differently... YEAH WELL DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH WE DO THINGS just a smidge of a bit different boy... SO KEEP YOUR QUOTE OF 300 HOT DOGGERS BECAUSE DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH WE DO THINGS a bit differently.... NOW WATCH YA SIX YA HEAR?!

'ow many yeehaws 'til th' start, y'all?

>>714572463
My buddy got fired because he refused to work overtime on a Saturday. My office has a Starbucks and as a result we're not allowed to bring in our own coffee. I love America but I don't love shit like this