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Anonymous No.21543212 >>21543271 >>21543293 >>21543330 >>21543909 >>21545601 >>21545657 >>21545742 >>21546560 >>21549398 >>21549501
ITT: Weird food hacks only you do
>ketchup on toast, nothing else
>turkey bacon bits in my cereal with almond milk
Anonymous No.21543271 >>21543296 >>21544701 >>21545406 >>21545898
>>21543212 (OP)
those aren't hacks, those are recipes.

these are hacks.

use egg slicer for strawberries, and mushrooms

store bananas in a ziplock bag in the fridge to keep them fresh.

any muffin mix is also pancake/waffle mix.

Pancake mix can be muffin mix by adding sugar and fruit or whatever.

when putting foods in fridge or freezer that go rancid quickly (cooked pork or chicken) place hand warmer pack in on top of food separated by plastic or wax paper. it will absorb all the oxygen to stop it going rancid. packs can be reused until they stop heating up. when they absorb all the O2 they cool down.

check the "managers specials" in the meat department, often very good cuts of meat end up there because people think fat is bad.

not exactly a food hack more of a recipe:
take equal parts room temperature butter and cold sour cream mix them together quickly the butter should break up in to tiny pieces and go solid, maybe add salt and pepper (to taste).

put on fresh hot baked potato and the butter won't melt and run off all at one time. it will slowly be released as you eat the potato.

eating salty food nullifies bitter tastes. way better than sugar.
Anonymous No.21543293
>>21543212 (OP)
>hacks
>>>/r9k/
Anonymous No.21543296 >>21543299 >>21543321 >>21545406
>>21543271
>store bananas in a ziplock bag in the fridge to keep
0 iq
Anonymous No.21543299 >>21543363 >>21545406
>>21543296
hey guess what retard. it works. the bananas stay at the exact ripeness you bought them home at. I've been doing it now for over a year.

in fact if they are not the proper ripeness you have to leave them out until they are because they will not ripen in a sealed bag in the fridge.
Anonymous No.21543321 >>21543331
>>21543296
>retard learns basic workarounds and rushed to post about it
anoncoon, autists have always been like this. they rarely advance past that stage of child development
Anonymous No.21543330
>>21543212 (OP)
>pour out all non-dairy "milk"
>refill it with blessed whole cow's milk
>suddenly no longer have to deal with vegans or the lactose intolerant
Anonymous No.21543331
>>21543321
no one has rushed I have posted it every time there has been one of these stupid food hack threads where no one but me actually posts a food hack.
Anonymous No.21543363 >>21546547
>>21543299
But then the banana get brown
I don't like brown banana
Anonymous No.21543909
>>21543212 (OP)
You can sort of vacuum pack food in ziploc bags by leaving a small section open, sucking the air out with your mouth, and then quickly sealing it.

Also Iโ€™ve found a good way to stop eating a certain food is to buy it in bulk and then decide you donโ€™t like it when youโ€™ve got a ton of it left.
Anonymous No.21544701 >>21546548
>>21543271
faggot, a useful smart faggot is STILL a faggot
Anonymous No.21545406
>>21543271
>>21543296
>>21543299
>store SLICED bananas in a ziplock bag in the FREEZER to keep indefinitely to snack on, throw into smoothies or on cereal
This is the real hack
Anonymous No.21545426
Box (of a smlal bag) Snyders of Hanover pretzels
snap off the two ends, save for later. swig cold lemon tea, bite pretzel
lipton had the best flavor powder
Anonymous No.21545503
shoving a zucchini inside your rectum enhances the intensity of your orgasms
Anonymous No.21545533
>buy cheese
>eat it
Anonymous No.21545601
>>21543212 (OP)
(((sausage hand)))
Anonymous No.21545657
>>21543212 (OP)
This is stupid and dangerous. You will splash oil on yourself. You need to coat your entire hand and use the deep fryer. Then you can just remove it when it gets hot.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.21545742
>>21543212 (OP)
If you kill yourself your food budget will drastically be reduced
Anonymous No.21545898 >>21546548
>>21543271
Put a paper towel in a container of lettuce or mixed salad to absorb moisture and slow it from going bad.
Anonymous No.21546547
>>21543363
no they don't.
Anonymous No.21546548
>>21544701
go eat your tendies.

>>21545898
no store lettuce in an air tight container and it will last 2 or more weeks.
Anonymous No.21546560
>>21543212 (OP)
Bologna/kielbasa with Russian condensed milk (or baked/boiled condensed milk).
Anonymous No.21548164
When I was a kid, I'd put butter on gram crackers
Anonymous No.21549398
>>21543212 (OP)
mixing hot cocoa mix with coffee
Anonymous No.21549501 >>21550123
>>21543212 (OP)
>Weird food hacks only you do

I've been told that this is psychopath behavior, but guys just hear me out: often when I'm eating something unhealthy like a pizza or fried chicken and I know I'm not gonna have any leafy greens in my diet, I'll prepare a bowl of Spinach or romaine lettuce and just 'chase' a bite of the unleathy fried food with a mouthful of greens as well. Nope, not salad, even though I do love me some salad. 0 dressing, 0 croutons, 0 bacon bits or anything like that, just naked ass lettuce and Spinach and mixed greens. Think about it: everyone knows that fried, greasy food is bad for you. Everyone also knows that shit tastes good. And wow would you look at that, everyone also knows vegetables are good for you. You see where I'm going with this? If I'm gonna be eating a plate of artery clogging sloppa, I might as well try and force down some veggies as well. Sure, it kinda fucks up your palette to an extent. But what I will say is this: if you take a full bite of a chili cheese dog, then you follow it up with a 1/3 bite of green veggies, not only will you barely notice the vegetables, but you're also getting all those additional nutrients you otherwise would be missing out on.

And no, don't even start with me on side salads. Again, I love me some salads. But then you gotta add dressing, and croutons, and add more and more calories and all the sudden you're having another meal onto itself. Trust me, the next time you're having something unhealthy, also pour some salad mix into a separate bowl and after every unhealthy bite, follow it up with some greens like you're 19 using sprite to chase your mom's vodka that you stole. Your heart and lower cholesterol will thank you when you're 50 and you're not a disgusting fat old slob like everyone else.

Pic related, I just ate this and a bowl of baby Spinach.
Anonymous No.21550123
>>21549501
Makes sense, do you buy big bags of salad greens?