Thread 21549159

What is the appeal of "black coffee" Or coffee with no sugar/milk?

I tried it once, it was horrible.

Are you aware that the black acidic juices of the coffee bean can damage the inner linings of your food tract?

The greatest invention ever, black bitter coffee with milk and sugar to "sweeten the deal".

Only for some idiot to drink it raw. I just don't get it.

Woman or child

Don't care, didn't ask plus you're gay.

>>21549159 (OP)
Hi Goku

>>21549166
Nah u

>>21549166
Based

>>21549165
Children don't drink coffee my dear

Coffee? Black coffee I hope. I'm more of a black coffee kind of man. The kind of man who rides on horses and herds cows. The kind of man outlaws fear. The kind of man who knows how to handle his lasso and 6 shooter. Gary Cooper? Yeah maybe when I was 12. Tom Selleck? 'afraid not. Clint Eastwood? Close but not quite. Try the Duke. Yup. John Wayne. What I mean to say is drinking black coffee makes me a grown tough cowboy. Sugar and creamer? Ah no thank you. You see I drink my coffee black. I'm sort of like Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven. The tough cowboy type. Would you care to ask me how frequently I use sugar or creamer? Well go ahead, I've got time. Ask me. ... Glad you asked. Short answer: None. Disciplined answer: Haven't touched it in months. Probably old by now. I'm actually going through a lawsuit to get my local grocery store to reduce their sugar and creamer inventory. It's going well. I can't stand sugarlets or creamlets. Actually cut all of my old friends off who use. Why go through all of this trouble you ask? 3 words. 2 concepts. Discipline. Mental toughness. This is why friend. This is why friend.

espresso + milk is so good
gastrokino even

>>21549186
Nice. I'm gonna buy one this weekend.

OP is being too general but is correct if you don't have a good local coffee roaster.

>>21549159 (OP)
>Are you aware that the black acidic juices of the coffee bean can damage the inner linings of your food tract?
make it at something like 150 F not 190F

>>21549159 (OP)
i was feeling tired at the gym and this was $2 from the asian grocery
that's the appeal

I only use a quick splash of milk every month or so when I drink coffee. Stop being fat using sugar and stop doing drugs every day.

>>21549679
>Stop being fat

Not if it means eating shit food, no

>>21549700
Correct. Don't eat sugar, bread, rice, pasta etc.

I don't drink coffee for the flavor

You're just trying to seem mature for drinking a milkshake. Drink your candy if you want, nobody cares. It's always you guys getting mad when someone doesn't want tons of sugar in their drink. Not trying to embarrass you I just don't want to be fat (like you)

Am I the only man on the goddamn planet that drinks coffee both black and sweetened depending on how I feel on a particular day
You don't need to pick one or the other you retards

>>21549867
NOOOOO
YOU HAVE TO CHOOOOOOSE
ONE OR ANOTHER
FUCKING CHOOSE AND STAND YOUR GROUND
WHAT ARE YOU? A IDORT?

>>21549159 (OP)
Most black coffee in this world is terrible, it's no wonder you and most people do not like it. It's often overextracted and burnt to a crisp
But good black coffee is often not very bitter at all. You just haven't drank good black coffee

>>21549159 (OP)
you are a toddler

>>21549159 (OP)
>toddler palate
Palates do change as people grow, you just haven't yet.

>>21549159 (OP)
Thanks for clarifying that you've never, once, had decent coffee.

>>21549159 (OP)
The simple efficiency of it. You aren't drinking it because you enjoy it's taste. You simply want caffeine. You wake up at 4am every day because you work in a factory and you're exhausted every day so you need a pickmeup.

I started drinking coffee black because I wanted to drink it after meals and drinking it with milk was too heavy on my stomach. The old saying is true, once you go black you never go back.

>>21549159 (OP)
>Only for some idiot to drink it raw.
When I started drinking coffee Id drink it with cream & sugar. Eventually reduced to only milk and now I drink it black. If I put milk or cream it almost takes like water to me now. Black coffee can actually taste pretty good especially if you grind your own coffee and get quality beans.

>>21551849
>never go back
It's "aren't allowed back" anon

>>21549867
I drink my coffee black unless I have an iced coffee in which case I will also put some brown sugar in it. Essentially a coffee flavoured milk drink.

This is the superior coffee. Go ahead and grind your gay beans you picked out of cat shit from some shithole and tell me "it's just so much better". I just don't believe you. It's a bizarre coping mechanism to justify the price you spent.

>I prefer Guatemala coffee
That's identical to saying
>I am gay and love gay sex with Mexicans
This is a simple fact. You can't dispute this. If you feel differently you are WRONG.

>>21549159 (OP)
>black acidic juices
skill issue.
just brew your coffee less acidic, idiot.

>>21549704
>Don't eat sugar, bread, rice, pasta etc.

Where do you get your energy from? The air?

Oh wait maybe you just lie in bed all day?

>>21549867
>depending on how I feel on a particular day

Lol that's insane dude. You're a bisexual.

>>21551837
Realest answer in the thread. If I'm a slave at least let me enjoy my coffee with milk and sugar. Why does it have to taste bad too?

Is this an American thing?

>>21551849
>I started drinking coffee black because I wanted to drink it after meals and drinking it with milk was too heavy on my stomach

No such thing. You're making it up and believing it yourself. It's a psychological issue I'm afraid.

I drink milk sugar coffee after each meal and it gets me energized and cleanses the palate wonderfully.

>>21551864
You’re trying to dominate the conversation with insults and analogies that make no sense. I’m noting that strategy is more about ego than facts. If you want to debate coffee seriously, try providing roast data, brewing techniques, or flavor notes.

>>21551864
Woah

Does coffee grown in different countries taste different and have magic powers?

I should buy imported African coffee next. Where did the sufi monks live?

>>21551914
>try providing roast data, brewing techniques, or flavor notes.
Auto drip, 1/3 cup Maxwell House French Roast. It's that simple. Only a fool could fail at making the perfect pot of coffee.

>>21551929
Don't buy anything but maxwell house anon. Africa is a horrible place.

>>21551939
>Auto drip, 1/3 cup Maxwell House French Roast. It's that simple. Only a fool could fail at making the perfect pot of coffee.
>Maxwell House French Roast
Objectively wrong. The perfect coffee is made using Lavazza Crema e Gusto ground coffee.

>>21551951
>The perfect coffee is made using gay mexican sex
Very poor take anon. Please make and drink a real cup of coffee before replying to me ever again

>>21549159 (OP)
>Are you aware that the black acidic juices of the coffee bean can damage the inner linings of your food tract?
Stop larping as someone with an IQ above 80

>>21551959
>gay mexican sex
Actually its gay italian sex...

>>21551966
Mama Mia! That's even gayer!

>>21551913
Yeah it still made me feel the same but I acquired the taste for black coffee and ever since then I can’t stand coffee with milk.

>>21551902
Nutritionlet

>>21551983
Exactly. My opinion is the correct one.

>>21551987
I disagree

>>21551996
You bastard.

>>21549159 (OP)
>What is the appeal of "black coffee"

Tasting notes aren't filtered by sugar and dairy. It's keto. If it's done right and the beans are shite, it shouldn't be unpalatable-- if it's a light roast or medium roast, that will be more likely. Those lend themselves to needing dairy on the more acidic side of things, but if you don't overdo it, the fruity and herbaceous flavors will still punch through.

>>21549677
Jap style dark roast coffee's smoother (low brew temperatures ~ 175F, especially the iced ones.

>>21550359
>overextracted and burnt to a crisp

No excuse, since there's less surface area vs. Mediums & Lights. For pour over: bloom 1/5th the volume of water HIGH (203 F or so) 60 seconds, and do the rest mid-to low temperatures (175-185); you can even bloom a silly amount of time and come back to it to finish, and it still ought to be good. An icecube and underpouring by that amount can hedge against frying the oils.

>>21549159 (OP)
>the black acidic juices of the coffee bean
>black bitter coffee

I literally made 2 cups (240 g) of black coffee today. It neither acidic nor bitter tasting. If your coffee comes out bitter or acidic, then you suck at brewing coffee. Get good, faggot.

>>21552261
>then you suck at brewing coffee. Get good, faggot.
probably has doghshite coffee beans too

>>21549159 (OP)
>Are you aware that the black acidic juices of the coffee bean can damage the inner linings of your food tract?
there's literal acid in your stomach

>>21549159 (OP)
I like the taste

>>21549159 (OP)
I drank it black because I wanted the caffeine but not the extra calories and sugar from cream and, well, sugar. Objectively tastes better with cream and sugar, sure, but I was really trying to lose weight and clean up a lot about me at the time, quit booze, quit sodas, quit all refined sugar, if I really need a sweet treat I'll eat a few cherries or a peach or something, even that I limit to once a week as a special treat.
Eventually, I became sippilled, shit ton of caffeine and no sugar or calories, I think even black coffee has like ten calories or something. I'm aware the white monsters run contrary to my health nut gimmick I've cultivated over the past few years, but I cannot seem to quit caffeine, and it's the only vice I have left.

Stop drinking burnt coffee that’s a year expired

>>21553735
coffee doesn't expire, it's just a powder

>>21553740
It loses aroma and flavor over time; it goes stale.

>>21553740
>it's just a powder
>powder

>>21549857
>I don't drink coffee for the flavor
Then why drink coffee at all retard? There are other ways of getting caffeine without ruining you're dirty ass yellow/brown teeth, you shit stain.

>>21553979
that's why you keep it in a bag so the powder cannot escape

>>21554172
wow you really seething about this one huh?

>>21554826
>I don't eat food for the taste/flavor
Then why not just take all your food and grind/blend it up and just swallow the slop? That's what you sound like.
>no actual rebuttal but y-y-you mad
I accept your concession retard.

>>21551902
Meat, fish, eggs, cheese, nuts, berries, cream, butter. Much more efficient energy. You won't believe it until you do it. And you get thin.

>>21554833
>everybody on this website is the same person
cope
seethe
dilate

>>21554578
You need a proper air-tight container. Even then, it's not 100% perfect. Organic compounds still decompose over time and the beans go stale.

>>21554837
>m-m-m-mad
I already told you I accept your concession ape, you can move along now.

>>21554845
wow you really seething about this one huh?

>>21554855
>d-d-durrr maddd
You still going retard?

>>21554875
wow you really seething about this one huh?

>>21549159 (OP)
my brother brews large amounts of black coffee and then chugs it while standing up. It is the strangest behavior I have ever seen. He also consumes the worst food imaginable on a daily basis.

>>21554877
>d-d-durrr maddd
You still going retard?

>>21554886
wow you really seething about this one huh?

>>21554888
>d-d-durrr maddd
You still going retard?

>>21554889
wow you really seething about this one huh?

>>21554893
>d-d-durrr maddd
You still going retard?

>>21554907
wow you really seething about this one huh?

>>21554909
>d-d-durrr maddd
You still going retard?

>>21554884
the chad chugger vs the virgin sipper

>>21555385
funny but you have no idea.

>>21549159 (OP)
Bitter so it cleans the palette. Love it after a meal.

>>21549159 (OP)
Sugar in coffee tastes like... it's like it's a separate, sweet component swirling around in the coffee. It's disgusting. Milk just dulls the taste.
The thing is though, I drink small cups of coffee. I'm not chugging on some huge mug of it for an hour like some office drone. I drink it quick while it's fresh and hot, and it tastes good.

>>21555533
>palette
you are not part of the smart ones

>>21549159 (OP)
It's a taste that I acquired while trying to cut back on calories. Now I prefer black coffee.

>>21549159 (OP)
>Are you aware that the black acidic juices of the coffee bean can damage the inner linings of your food tract?
OH shut up you fucking idiot. your stomach acid is way more acidic than any coffee. for coffee to harm you it would be too acidic to even drink.

>>21549170
>>21549177
>>21549867
>>21550381
>>21550420
>>21551815

>>21549159 (OP)
>What is the appeal of "black coffee" Or coffee with no sugar/milk
low calorie, some like the more taste of coffee without distractions
>I tried it once, it was horrible.
Try it again maybe?
>Are you aware that the black acidic juices of the coffee bean can damage the inner linings of your food tract
Are you aware you can poison yourself by drinking too much water? Same concept here.

>>21549159 (OP)
>Are you aware that the black acidic juices of the coffee bean can damage the inner linings of your food tract?
everything you said made sense until this line. what an idiot.

>>21555620
>still crying over a 45 year old joke
that's how you know you have good comedy on your hand

>>21555640
You mean like the hall of cost?

>>21555640
>still
I only started nooticing some years ago

I'm tough, I drink harsh disgusting things straight. Black coffee, no sweetener that I have, no milk already in my fridge. No, my ego demands suffering.
I also consume my liqor straight, delicious mixed drinks or fruit juice is for pussies.
The burn reminds others not to challenge me.
As soon as I beat my esophagus cancer and stomach ulcers I will be back on my feet showing people how tough I am again.
You can't hang with me.

I love getting up at 3am and drinking my coffee. I make two cups, one is a small cup, and the other is a large cup. Each are loaded down with aspartame and non dairy creamer and a bit of cocoa powder. The coffee is actually diluted coffee and I mix in some instant decaff to make it more flavorful.

>>21555555
cursed GET

>>21555555
nice digits

>>21555662
>>21555643
>timmies with lil weewees kvetching this hard over a 45 year old joke
kekerino

>>21549159 (OP)
>What is the appeal
Tasty
Healthy

>>21549159 (OP)
when you turn 40 your body literally begins falling apart and you can no longer taste anything

combine that with cigarettes or heavy drinking and your ability to taste foods at all is completely fucked

those are the people who tell you they drink black coffee btw

>>21549159 (OP)
It's something in the mind of certain consumers... they can't drink sugary stuff because it's childish
They have a mental illness rooted in na elitist way of doing stuff

Coffee without sugar sucks

>>21550420
>>21550381
Adults don't whenever other people do something. They mind their own business. Only toddlers do. Keep crying about it