Thread 21558841

In the midst of bankruptcy reorganization, Hooters is going back to its slutty roots

>>21558841 (OP)
>modern day hooters

They need to make a hooters for women and gays where it's chiseled oiled up bodybuilders and bears. And if you sign a waiver theyll pick you up at the front desk and carry you to your seat.

>>21558844
>go to Hooters for the first time to see what's up
>see hot bimbo
>she walks closer to my table
>see dick bulge
>don't know if I'm in America or Thailand

>>21558841 (OP)
I only go to hooters on veterans day for free wings and the last 5 years not a single one of the waitresses were good looking

If you are not going to make them cat/wolf/fox girls, at least let them be tweenaged.

>>21558884
humiliation ritual.

>>21558848
hot
i would attend

>>21558844
built for big white cock

>>21558841 (OP)
There is no chance that zoomer women can act appealing and positive, even for money.

Dead on arrival.

>>21558841 (OP)
none of those would have been hired in the 80's per the "Hooters" requirements

Women stopped being attractive around 2010.

>>21559804
maybe you just got old and your dick don't work no more

>>21559799
So... we're going to get an Emo hooters? bout fucking time

>>21559804
Were they ever? I only paid attention to girls.

>>21558841 (OP)
maybe cater to another demographic

business idea: transsexual hooters

>>21560226
high top sneakers and tall socks WITH stockings has to be brutal in florida

>>21560226
Why are they all so large?

>>21560239
i want the unwarranted self confidence black women have

>>21560226
I'm counting my wings before I leave

>>21560239
>shaking the stadium with each lockstep

>>21560226
Imagine...

>>21558841 (OP)
Hooters can make a legitimate comeback if porn is banned and this is an easier way to get off to girls

>>21560239
I was expecting a rolling bolder.

>>21560239
Now try it going up the stairs and see how sassy they look.

>>21560239
https://youtu.be/3L4YrGaR8E4

>>21558844
this. need more tranners

>>21560226
This must be Atlanta.

>>21560239
this clip has so many uses its unreal

>us queens leaving the abortion clinic be like

>>21560695
I used to live in Atlanta. The Hooters downtown usually has a couple of token white girls, mostly black girls like pic related, and some SEA creatures. The white girls usually served tables near the front of the restaurant and also work as hostesses. Blacks girls were upstairs, with the SEA creatures at the back. I can't say this for sure, but my general impression was that you got seated by how you dressed. If you look like a bum who doesn't tip well, you were put in the SEA creature area. If you're black and not showing signs of wealth, you'd go upstairs. Middle class and up whites were seated at the front where they could be seen through the windows from the street.

>>21561640
Right one is cute

No one cares about hooters except creepy old men and incels too scared to go to a strip club.

>>21558848
They tried it in Texas of all places with a restaurant called Tallywackers.

>>21560239
I can hear the tubas and the knees blowing out from the ones in the jackets. Hope they had a literal cattle car at the bottom of that staircase.

>>21560239
African culture. Not kidding. They have tribes that will put a woman into a tent and stuff her with food like a goose, because a bride needs to be fat, and she needs to be fat to symbolise plenty/bounty of the land and fertility. They believe that a fat woman is good because she will give birth to many babies and will be able to nurse them.
Its just their culture man. Especially in West Coast Africa.

>>21561640
wasn't there one in Underground Atlanta ages ago?

>>21558841 (OP)
Dimes

>>21558866
Maybe the good looking girls stay at home because they know the only ones showing up on that day are CHEAP FUCKS

>>21558848
>They need to make a hooters for women and gays where it's chiseled oiled up bodybuilders and bears
>not bicced bald pale dudes in leather jackets and wife beaters
No fucking thanks

>>21559780
Faggot

>>21562230
yes, correct. now pull down your pants

>>21562225
that seems like a very specific fetish

>>21558848
Wouldn't work, most women are essentially lesbians now, and the ones who aren't don't have to tip a waiter to get attention from well built men.

>>21562357
It is, he's not pale enough for me mmmmmmmm it's so hot if they have shoulder acne too under the assumption they don't have AIDS

>>21562208
ok but women are dumb, they'd never do something a step ahead like that

>>21562357
>>21562362
I guess I didn't take the gay male demographic into account, but I doubt they'd want to dine at the male equivalent of Hooters either, they'd rather go to gay bars so they can actually get laid instead of just ogling waiters.

>>21562367
We do all love leather so I'd keep that in mind. I'd recommend making the food decent too, not like fancy but like we expect pretty high class cocktails and stuff.

>>21562365
I don't know figuring that out wouldn't take a genius

>>21562177
Yes. Think it closed in the early 2000s. I vaguely remember seeing it there back then. It appears the one I used to go to at Peachtree and International downtown recently closed. Rent is probably too high for the already struggling chain. Wonder how much longer the Hard Rock Cafe across the street will stay open? Even with RTO mania, weekday foot traffic has never recovered from covid.

>>21558844
oh hey, I buy bars of xananx from her

>>21558841 (OP)
Can't wait to enact my god given right to stare at the huge tits of a desperate college aged girl bringing me my overpriced and undersauced hot wings.

>>21562569
Just do it at home for free

>>21562587
It just isn't the same if I can't see them getting uncomfortable from my lecherous gaze.

>>21562595
I get it, I like when you can tell the bartender regrets her choice to wear a low cut shirt that day when I waddle in there in a trench coat

>>21559800
Unofficial

>>21560385
>bolder

You're dumb. You don't get to make jokes.

>>21562587
You have ladylike fingers. You drink hobo swill.

>>21559929
80s japan was a real vibe

>>21558841 (OP)
>Hooters is going back to its slutty roots
hire only bra busters

>>21562587
christmas ads already?

>>21558841 (OP)
maybe someone will come save this chain like happened for Red Lobster

>>21560226
do they eat the food before it gets to the table?

>>21558841 (OP)
>hear about this place growing up
>get the chance to go there as a 21 year old
>its in niagara falls (shut down now i think
>well endowed woman wearing army shorts serves
>some goth guy comes in and gets a pint
>every girl behind the bar talks about him like hes a freak
>turns out he gets a drink there everyday at the same time and leaves as soon as its finished and act extremely polite
i dont blame people for not going

why would any attractive women work at hooters over onlyfans

>>21564115
that sounds like a good point but imagine if every anon on 4chan was posting their balls and butthole and perineum bulge, alot of girls barely even make money from it because there's so much hotter girls showing their tits and pussy for the same price.

>>21559929
There are Hooters restaurants in Taiwan. A business associate liked going to them for some reason, I never figured out why. Taiwan is known as The Land That Tits Forgot; the girls are often called "airports" because they are completely flat. The Taiwanese company really should have renamed the place to "Raisins" ala South Park for truth-in-advertising.

>>21558957
women will search for any excuse to be naked in public

>>21564453
>the girls are often called "airports" because they are completely flat
there should be a variation of Hooters that hires only flatties. Hooterless

>>21564066
top kek checked
My brother worked at once as a chef for a year and said it was terrible
Food isn't bad (for what it is) and manager was chill, but the women made it horrendous. He's married, so it's not like he was trying to get in any of their pants, so their nonstop bitching and chattiness made it insufferable.

>>21560239
Do they have it police taped off due to the impending heart attacks those cows are about to have?

>>21562706
my autocorrect screwed it up you fucking cant.

>>21560239
fucking kek
is the cameraman's hand that fucking unsteady or is the elephant stampede shaking the ground as it passes by?

>>21564987
Anon...

>>21564873
Crime in that part of Montgomery is rather high but doubt they bother with doing anything beyond filing a report.

>>21558848
>>21558848
I think Hooters should sister locations called 'Peckers', where hot and fit men with their pecs out flirt with you and serve you food.