Thread 21564024

I inherited a fuckload of money and I want to spend some of it starting a restaurant with a really weird theme. Any ideas?

>get a ton of money
>ah yes I will immediately flush it down the drain

You haven't inherited any money.

Smurfs?

>>21564024 (OP)
Keep 80% of it locked away from your stupid ideas. Two out of three restaurants with GOOD ideas and trusted themes go under within the first year. So prepare to lose everything you invest in a "really weird" themed restaurant.

But since this is a hypothetical fantasy I love for 'WW Laserz'.

>>21564037
*vote for

food you can cram

>>21564037
nice shirt homie

>>21564024 (OP)
Wait 2 years for Bitcoin to collapse, buy anything below 50k then wait a year for it to go back to 100k and double your money. It's literally free money.

>>21564024 (OP)
how weird are we talking here like /d/ weird?

Make a restaurant for pregnant chicks, they gotta eat like all the time and you can market it all as good for the baby. Of course the not coffee with 0 caffeine is totally safe, of course every meal comes with a complimentary mini chocolate fountain, of course you serve neonatal vitamin shakes, of course shoes off is encouraged, of course your booths and tables are height adjustable, of course you have 5x the number of bathrooms in your restaurant, of course you provide privacy curtains, of course all tables have built in wireless phone chargers.

Townsends Shack. Serve gruel and historic poverty food.

>>21564024 (OP)
Just put it in the s&p 500, you dummy.

>>21564024 (OP)
>a restaurant with a really weird theme
any place that serves mayonnaise and/or avocados is weird.

>>21564028
>flush it down the drain
got your gimmick right there

>>21564230
Almost every restaurant serves those ingredients. Absolutely none of them use it as their "theme".

>>21564245
theme is irrelevant to weirdness for selling garbage.

>>21564024 (OP)
>I inherited a fuckload of money and I want to spend some of it starting a restaurant with a really weird theme. Any ideas?

I'm gonna be a multimillionaire by the time I retire, but this post makes me think that I shouldn't even bother because the people I leave my money to will probably be retarded like OP

>Just raise your kids better
You have literally almost no control over your adult children and their lifestyle choices. You can influence them a lot early on, but if they're dumb they're dumb

restaurant that only serves animal penis

>>21564024 (OP)
Luftwaffles is the classic. You can even have chocolate chip Luftwaffles now that Kanye has gotten on board with the Heil Hitler Nigga stuff.

>>21564024 (OP)
femboy hooters

>>21564424
hell yes, do it, penis vageen and anus, make it super expensive too

chigger restaurant, you serve mud cookies with soy sauce

Challenge:
>Run a paleo restaurant without being shut down in a week

Piss themed

Do what I do... give it to a money/wealth manager and expect around 10% returns a year plus or minus some. They will put you in stocks, funds, REITS, notes and a whole bunch of diversified stuff. You won't be hitting the lottery and it won't be "sexy" but your steady return should bring you in quite a bit of coin. USE THAT as your fuck around money and reinvest what you don't use. Also buy some precious metals too just for the heck of it.

This is how I live my life. I made a good bit of money in the 90s during the .com boom and sold my dad's home after he died and over time that became ALOT of money. Doing it this way is safe relatively. Good luck and stay humble. This is around my income each year from interest.

>>21564024 (OP)
>I want to throw it away starting a restaurant

>>21564024 (OP)
>Any ideas?
dont. If you've never worked in a kitchen for but you think it will be fun because you think its fun to cook.
Dont.