Thread 21566892

What did you eat today and why wasn't it as good as my dinner

>>21566892 (OP)
This looks like something my gf would make herself for dinner...so I have my suspicions about you

Because I have functional taste buds

>>21566892 (OP)
the cucumber swede strikes again?

>>21566892 (OP)
can u cut the rind off that cheese and give it to me? I only want the rind ty.

>>21566892 (OP)
Cucumber makes everything taste like soap to me, this meal would be perfect without it. Raspberries and brie are a great combo

bout to tuck in to this cheeky 2am vegemite cheese sandwich, aye

>>21566910
here u go

>>21566892 (OP)
it would be perfect if it was arranged uniformly, you can fit three cucumber slices per row. also use five pieces of brie instead of four, it’s better

>>21566912
american “cucumbers” are only good for shoving up your ass

>>21566899
is your gf also autistic and quite likely retarded? this dry cracker with salami and cucumber does not look good, why is it being shilled constantly.

>>21566946
There's a massive difference between crackers and crispbread RETARD, and I'm not very fond of crackers either

>>21566892 (OP)
Is that mold on one of your raspberries?

>>21566972
Yes it indeed was in fact bad. I had to go spit this one out in the trash..

>>21566972
good lookin out

>>21566946
Yes

>>21566982
you are a helpless autist who needs care, please contact försäkringskassan immediately

>>21566892 (OP)
As dumb as your plates look, they look way better than that autist who posts oat and chicken slop all the time

>>21566892 (OP)
Ham and cheese sandwich and a protein bar. Seeing the webm thread has me wanting good, non microwaved noodles but works dragging me around by the eyelids today so dinners likely whatever truck stop slop I manage to get to or microwave burritos.

>>21566992
Well I actually already get aktivitetsersättning from försäkringskassan

>>21566972
This is why I never buy raspberries from the store. Unless I eat the whole carton that day they all turn bad.

>>21566972
This is just free b12

>>21566892 (OP)
Hey it's another meal that "normies get mad at".

KYS, OP

>>21566913
Tuck in to? WTF

I'm a simple guy

god damn the fucking cucumber salami guy is back and won’t leave me alone

>>21567364
Hey.. I missed you

>>21567353
That plate fucks me up because it looks like there are hairs in there

>>21567463
hairs are just natures tooth floss

>>21566892 (OP)
Cereal with milk, bunch of carrots and tomatoes as snacks, thai curry with rice, a slice of bread with kind of a cream cheese and some pickles, a few beers

I had one tomato one pepper in the fridge and canned tuna
Cooked it all up and it was decent enough

An excessive amount of alcohol
1 starbucks breakfast sandwich
Maybe a slice of this once its done

>>21567726
feet

>>21567364
This is the only attention and validation some people have in their wretched little lives. Just ignore him. There are three or four such regulars here, including a tripfag or two.

>>21566892 (OP)
>buttered cinnamon raisin bagel around 5pm
>bowl of strawberries and blueberries around 7:15
>slice of pizza around 8

Another sink-sous vide today

>>21567942
the swede’s posting is still better than the current average state of the board. there’s always another cracker barrel thread if you feel lonely

>>21568636
This reminds me of the sink we had at my old workplace, which was a fish processing plant

>>21568636
my nigga do you not have a kitchen sink?

>>21568951
It's easier to do it in the bathroom sink

>>21568636
why are the walls damp, did you just take a shower and then decide to thaw your meat?

>>21569139
Yeah that's exactly what I did

I want to make something with chicken and coconut milk tonight, but not curry or butter chicken. Any ideas?

>>21569435
Fry the chicken and drink the coconut milk from a glass

>>21567008
why do you have foreskinkassen

>>21569448
Lel, I guess you're not wrong

Pork ribs, sausages and belly - grilled.

here is the tilapia i am eating today

I hope you guys are happy I made something instead of salami, brie and cucumber. Although I will say, this is nowhere near as good and I won't be making this very often

>>21571065
even the biggest autists can evolve, big lifefuel

>>21566892 (OP)
This looks like a birthday treat for a blue tongued skink

>>21566892 (OP)
Salami, pro-shoot, kidney beans, broccoli, and rock hard French bread soaked in water.

>>21567353
looks simple and tasty, even with the hair plate.

A pound of this

>>21572571
>went to italy
>got tripe with tomato sauce
>its actually really good

>>21566892 (OP)
Picrel and a microwavable chimichanga before clocking in. Can't wait to sneeze colored boogers the rest of the day

>>21572603
if you ever go to spain try callos, but be aware, it's hard to find a good and legit place for them, they're from boomer-era, and that era has gone through a big hollowing out of demand, 2008's crisis for the most part, so yeah don't go for callos at the first place you see cause you might be disappointed, they're still hella good if you find the right place, a bit spicy even, good

>>21572626
I just looked it up and its extremely similar looking to what I had, I'll make a note though - thank you anon.

>>21566892 (OP)
That's your dinner??
Are you a 80lb woman?
I am an 190lb athlete and that shit wouldn't keep me going for even an hour

>>21572662
Feel free to post your body with a timestamp

>>21572665
No, I am not an attention whore like that.
Use your imagination for what someone with a ~23 year judo career would look like

>>21572662
No, I'm 6 feet and 105 pounds. Despite what you might think about my BMI, my blood panel shows I'm healthier than the average person and I've had about 5 doctors confirm this. Cope

Pic is breakfast. I spilled tomato sauce on my white shirt

>>21572686
there was never an argument here
>>21572693
And how old are you? If you're below 30, we can chalk this up as hubris of a youngster. When you're in your teens and 20's, you feel like you're invincible and you can eat whatever garbage and still be in relatively good health, because your body functions at its peak, it's the downward hill where you'll realize that eating crackers, ketchup and a dab of tuna does nothing for you in the long run.
Do you eat your micro-dishes 10 times a day at least? Do you exercise at all? Why did you need 5 doctors to confirm your health? Did you have doubts whether you were healthy or not, because that in and of itself is a red flag that you don't feel 100%? I haven't been to a health checkup since I was a teenager because I know when I feel good and bad, I don't need a paper to confirm this.
I don't understand what there is to "cope" about, I am genuinely worried.

>>21572701
No I have never doubted my diet or physical health has been good, but doctors assume my health is shit solely from my weight and take it upon them to get up in my shit because they think I'm dying and then they realize I'm perfectly good after tests.
I eat 2-3 times a day, not a lot of sugar, I have the energy and capacity to walk or even hike for hours every day

i just made homemade tomato sauce from tomatoes from the garden, i got some fancy pre made meat balls and had spaghetti and meat balls, got rolls for meat ball sandwiches later this week too gonna b good
after the meat balls were in the oven i put them in the sauce and let them simmer , i should have sauteed them beforehand in the pot for the sauce but i didnt think of that o well

also cooked 4 lbs of pulled pork earlier this week and got coleslaw to put on top of the pulled pork, pretty good too

>>21572693
what on earth is that? chicken in tomato sauce? canned fish?

>>21572751
Canned mackerel in tomato sauce. It smells like catfood but I kind of like that, tastes very good imo..

>>21566892 (OP)
ordered takeout, a salmon burger and a beef burger, loaded fries with hollandaise sauce

>>21572712
You at least understand WHY they are worried? There's an understanding of averages and when you step outside of either end, you'll be seen as an outlier. When you reach the turning point of body growth into the inevitable deterioration, many things will change, and so will your diet. I used to eat pasta and bread throughout my entire teenage years like it was nothing. Now I can eat pasta maybe once or twice a month, as it's like poison for the body. But man does it taste good.

>>21572789
to be fair, averages in many countries are essentially in the realm of obesity, so it's not a good metric, beyond the fact most doctors are horrible. OP's meal looks pretty healthy aside from the salami, and if they sustain their weight without other problems, i don't see the issue

>>21572789
Bro my body is not deteriorating. I barely ever eat pasta and bread and garbage shit like that. The shit I make is pretty good nutritional-wise

>>21572843
And how old are you?

>>21572863
24

>>21572876
Exactly... you haven't even reached the age where your brain is fully developed

>>21572876
>fruits
>veggies
>fats
>proteines
>fiber
your diet seems perfectly fine to me 2bh, a bit... not human, but balanced

>>21572899
My mom says I'm a well developed young man
>>21572901
>not human
I suspect that would be the autism. That's a good thing though because people are retards

>>21572907
Yes, a "young" man, not someone within the range to truly feel experience the feedback of your body not getting enough what it needs.

>>21572907
would you say you enjoy eating in general, and also specifically, eating the food you prepare for yourself? the autism checks out completely

>>21572923
My blood panels tell me everything I need to know, and they are in fact perfect
>>21572929
Eating is a chore most of the time, but sometimes I enjoy what I eat like when I make my knäckebröd with salami, brie and cucumber. And also entrecôte

>>21572938
Because you are 24 fucking years old, you dingus
wait 10 years and then try again, your diet will change drastically

>>21572947
>dingus
I'm done discussing with you. And you're probably also american which should negate everything you say

>>21572951
I'm not even on the same landmass as mutts

>>21566892 (OP)
On Saturday my mom said we should mix together some broccoli and cauliflower she had chopped up several days earlier with some leftover quinoa and lentil thing she had cooked from a packet also several days earlier. Then we saved some leftovers from that Saturday mix along with shredded chicken

Those leftovers sat in the fridge for 2 days then today I heated them up in the skillet for like 5 minutes. It tasted fine but smelled like wet dog so I stopped eating halfway and threw the rest away. After that I had a big cup of lactose-free chocolate milk and a leftover cheeseburger from last night.

Now 3 hours later my stomach hurts and I wonder if maybe something was growing in those leftovers but I haven't actually vomited or anything yet.

>>21572938
I see, apparently the line between being autistic and scandinavian is blurry, top lmao, just joking fren, I'm happy that you enjoy your food

>>21572610
what kind of work permits your tattered sleeves and blue fingers bro

>>21572991
Cake decorator. Coat comes off when I'm working on product. The blue is from a bottle of air brush color leaking when filling the sprayer

>>21572971
That's a fucking lie and I can smell it
>>21573003
show cakes

>>21573006
Tsekkaa housus jos paska haisee, lähtee ihan ittestäs kyseinen löyhkä, ei ole mitään syytä valehdella tyhmälle ruipelolle :D söisit edes oikeaa ruokaa

>>21573006
>>21572948

>>21573039
So epic..

>>21573039
>>21573067
they're damn nice, I bet they taste delicious

I tried to make macaroni and cheese but I fucked up pretty bad. I wanted to use this fancy beer flavored cheddar I bought and also include bacon and caramelized onions. I was worried that the cheddar was too hard and would split the sauce so I also planned on using a packet of powdered cheese taken from a box dinner so the emulsifiers in it would help keep it together. unfortunately I messed up cooking the bacon and onions so the bacon ended up too brown and the onions not brown enough. the overdone fond turned my sauce a disgusting brown color and the cheese powder wasn't enough and it immediately turned into an oil slick as soon as I added the real cheese. I managed to rescue it sort of but the taste is only about 60% what I was intending and it looks like vomit.

>>21573636
would like a mf though

>>21566899
if you had a gf

>>21573707
I have plenty of gay friends. Can I add you to the list??

ive been eating some variation of this just about every day for the last 2 months

>>21573738
grim, try rice + fried egg + ((optional) tomato sauce cooked with veggies)
we call it "arroz a la cubana" here

>>21573742
i said some variation of this, retard. Of course i mix it up.

>>21573754
>give you a legit old school poverty recipe for your poverty needs
>raurghrauuurgh retard
ok then

>>21573636
looks pretty good, 10x better than the slop you get at the grocery store where the "cheese sauce" packet somehow has a shelf life of 3 years at room temp

>>21573738
that looks like when i make ramen

leftover slice of pizza (cheesesteak, bacon, onion, mushroom)
1 can of zero sugar soda
three strong beers

>>21574877
the room lighting was really making it look better than it actually was. all of the cheese was white cheddar. the actual color was a puke beige. if I make it again I will definitely have to cook the bacon in a separate pan.

raw ground beef and raw liver
been eating this for 2 years and haven't gotten sick yet
cooking is for women and fags

>>21566946
>is your gf also autistic and quite likely retarded?
you dont know many women do you?

girl dinner is a normie thing btw

>>21572693
>No, I'm 6 feet and 105 pounds.
jesus christ I cant imagine how frail you must look, literal holocaust surviver ass

>>21572938
>My blood panels tell me everything I need to know, and they are in fact perfect
listen to me really closely here

blood panels are useless and miss basically 99% of things, all it really means is your bones and kidneys merely working fine

but as for muscle health, bone density, cardiovascular health, brain health, lymphatic system and nerves, blood reports dont mean shit

you might be healthy from the POV of someone that is extremely sedentary, ie, and old person, but youre 24, your brain is literally still developing and youve got about another 6 years or so till you start 2nd puberty

paying for 5 different blood tests to mentally affirm your diet is just genuinely crazy to begin with. I can assure you mental health is low for you bud. who knows what other crazy things you are lying to yourself

>>21575261
Let me guess, mental illness isn't real and the people who say they're gluten intolerant or allergic to peanuts are faking it, right?

>>21575374
Yes

>>21575261
You are really retarded
I have gotten about 20 different things tested, I haven't paid or ordered anything myself, It's been multiple doctors
>2nd puberty
You thinking this is even a real thing is incredible

>>21575261
what the fuck are you on about, blood tests can cover almost anything nowadays. why do you keep insisting OP is unhealthy?

when i werked in psych nursing, they used to say that you can't reason with anorexics when they ain't eating cuz their brain isn't working right without necessary nutrients

>>21575374
no mental illness is very real and that's exactly what I was insinuating at the end of my post
>>21575432
>You thinking this is even a real thing is incredible
yeah man being 32 years old really is incredible

I know youre esl so Ill give a pass for your illiteracy on my joke. Theres a reason why everyone considers 30yo to be a wall and its because your body WILL start to degrade and you WILL feel it in your muscles and bones. and it usually feels pretty sudden, like one week youre still young and vibrant, and the next youre middle aged

>>21575544
missed my point but okay

>>21575529
Not anorexic retard I don't intentionally keep myself underweight. I have 0 vitamin/mineral deficiencies
>>21575544
Shut ur fucking mouth

Pic is my breakfast

>>21577072
Man ser på dina händer att du inte mår bra, varken i kropp eller själ. Om det är någon tröst så vill jag berätta att den enda som stoppar mig från att erövra din mamma sexuellt är att jag inte vet var hon bor

>>21577173
*has sex with you*

>>21577173
Jag mår toppen, bög

today i learned bo:g means fag !1

>>21577238
Jag kommer hitta henne, och hon kommer gråta för att jag är så hårdhänt med hennes ömtåliga kropp

>>21577366
Vart bor du bror. Kvadrata upp

>>21577390
Jag bor på Tegelviksslingan 20, 116 45 Stockholm

>>21577409
Jobbar hårt på Palestinagruppernas kontor ser jag!!

>>21566892 (OP)
Plain porridge with Brussels sprouts and two poached eggs

An orange

A frozen beef burger that I made a little homemade bun for

Pint of milk I blended with raw cacao powder, cinnamon and a few teaspoons of sugar

Chicken drumsticks, potatoes, greens, carrots

Double Decker

Mixed nuts and raisins

Holy shit an Ikea just flew over my house

>>21578110
I want u

Snack

>>21578799
you’re a filthy liar hiding the cucumbers you ate

>>21578799
you're just posting rage bait at this point

>>21579153
Why would I make this just to throw it away

>>21578799
this looks good, is that leek?

>>21579205
Yes, soaked in apple cider vinegar

>>21566892 (OP)
no smoking at the traintracks please

>>21579209
that's brilliant, leek normally burns my mouth a bit

>>21579217
Yeah, it also makes it so that the flavor/smell doesn't stay in your mouth after eating. No acid reflux from eating a lot of them either. It's like with garlic cloves in oil

Spinach+mushroom+onion+feta frittata, with fat free cottage cheese instead of milk

>>21579266
Looks good but u should put some cucumber on it too

>>21579266
based, just made an omelette myself

>>21579266
have you tried it with bell peppers too?

me personally? I like to scrub my feet with cucumbers before i eat em! I feel like it adds some extra flavor!

>>21566892 (OP)
i am going to dilate your asshole with your cucumbers if i ever see them touch brie again you filthy autist. knowing my taxes support your cucumber purchases ruined my day

>>21581022
Seems like you're the autist if you think that brie and cucumber together is so extremely offensive to this degree. Thank you for working so you can support my lifestyle though

>>21566892 (OP)
You pretentious black cock sucking faggot

>>21580263
this looks a bit burnt

>>21581022
I made this lunch in honor of you

>>21575529
You post the best pictures I have ever seen on this board. Amazing.
>>21578799
This actually looks extremely interesting how did it pair?

>>21582564
Not very good

Tri-tip steak.

>>21582620
Cooked just right.

>>21582621
With sambal chili paste and a splash of teriyaki.

Caesar salad with honey ham and sunflower seeds.

bean soup

new immersion blender. I don't like it. Too powerful. Bolts itself to the bottom of the pan and rattles the the entire stovetop.

And a heavy cream, yogurt, and frozen berry smoothie.

Peppers and chorizo links to chop up for internal garnish for the black bean soup. Topped with crumbled cotija.

>>21582474
did you open your computer just to infuriate someone? is it funny to you, that i don't like welfare rodents? you are the one wasting yourself eating this garbage, ruining your taste, ruining your wellbeing. cook something proper or end your misery, honestly

>>21582690
What exactly about the cucumber makes you so mad? I don't understand

>>21582474
good lord! you always get so many slices of cumber out of those things, you must be finding some thick ones eh!!! I wish my dick was as big as a cumber...

>>21582975
it’s just shit and anyone who wastes their money on it is retarded and difficult to respect

>>21583498
So because YOU don't like a certain common vegetable you think I'm abusing taxpayers money? are you actually retarded?

>>21583502
>are you actually retarded?
Yes. Are you gonna do something about it or just sit there impotently while my retarded ass cooks you?

>>21583528
What I'm gonna do about this is buy more cucumbers

>>21566892 (OP)
You inspired me. I am gonna try that.

>>21583564
You only have two holes you can fit them in so dont buy too many

>>21566972
>OH MY SCIENCE, YOU CANT HAVE THIS 3 NANO METER SPEC OF MOLD, YOUD DIE!

>>21570705
Looks good what did you season it with?

Duck and mushrooms

>>21575529
EAT DEM EGGS GIRL!

Breakfast of champions. Not really but at least it's filling

>>21586030
That's just sad
I hope you can find a way to feed your family properly

>>21577072
i hate to tell you man but youre 100% anorexic

>>21586632
however irritating OP is, the faggots insisting this dude is anorexic are ten times worse

>>21586632
Suck this dick
>>21587192
They cannot comprehend how I'm such a healthy young stallion at such a low BMI

>>21587352
what is this?

this thread is still up lol
had a wegmans gift card and was surprised how cheap steaks were there compared to shoprite
got a pack of 4 huge strip steaks for 38 bucks
cooked that in a pan and had curly fries to go with was really good

>>21566892 (OP)
I've had:
>cheese croissant with butter
>slice of gas station pizza
>slice of chocolate chip banana bread from work
>a plate of chicken flavored instant pasta rice mixed with leftover roast chicken breast
>green chili hummus with focaccia and olive oil
To drink:
>12oz sparkling water
>16oz sugar free energy drink
>12oz sugared energy drink
>40 oz 8% alc beer
>approx 50-60oz filtered tap water

>>21566892 (OP)
I tried to get into some grillo's pickles but the jar was just annoying. I had to take some tool to the top to loosen it, I didn't want to do it but I had to.

>>21566928
You'd know you fucking homo

>>21567726
Dont be a homo, get Chocolate milk

>>21567750
That's a rat and should be killed

>>21570705
>tilapia
That's garbage, for garbage people who eat garbage food!

Who the fuck in their right mind eats tilapia?

>>21588098
It's pretty much minestrone

I use water, tomato sauce, tomato purée, beans and or lentils, onion, bouillon cubes, carrot, basil, parsley, white pepper, a shit ton of salt

Eating it today again mmm

>>21588619
are you the same guy with the really nice thinkpad from the dr pepper thread? how do you do it?

>>21566892 (OP)
>live in white town
>that means Taco Bell fucking hits they make it well and get orders right everytime
>first time getting food there in months notice they have a black working in the back
>food tastes like shit paper wraps covered in mess because they have a messy ass station they probably aren’t cleaning properly
no offense but your kind weren’t made for this modern life

>>21566892 (OP)
Ham and sausages smothered in cheese, unlike you I'm not a waskley wabbit!

>>21567353
I can tell, that shit looks very British or at least Australian.

Cheddar, walnut, and herb sandwich on sourdough.

>>21588967
Get a load of this POSH frog, it wont be so posh after I make frog's legs our of them.
RIBBIT!

>>21588967
I think that your thread needs to add booberrys.

>>21588619
>minestrone "soup"
I call that stuff drudge from a kitchen sink, any of you ordering that from some Italian joint are suckers!

>>21588992
it looks good and OP probably made it, why would anyone order that?

these are my favorite threads on the board, but there is a distinct lack of the classic meal, it seems like the swede forgot to go back to the crispbread basics

>>21588760
Yes, do what?
>>21588925
Are you calling me black?
>>21588992
Cope you fucking retard
>>21589039
Thank you, I have just been discouraged lately because I bought a big brie wheel and it wasn't that good, unlike my usual brie

>>21589047
have someone else eat your large inferior brie so you have a reason to get the superior one

>>21589039
You tempted me despite the brie not being good, thank you

>>21589411
lol wtf how is this not edited, are aliens just posting nowadays

>>21589411
dude your hand is… not normal

>>21589420
Care to elaborate?

>>21589425
it's very very long, it looks like you have cables going through it, and your skin changes so abruptly...

>>21589455
>skin changes so abruptly
What does this even mean, where?

>>21589464
from your hand to your arm, your hand is rougher

>>21591018
Palms and soles have a different type of skin, wdym

>>21589411
Lmao the fuck is this

>>21589411
gave this a try without the dry bread you have, and it's pretty good surprisingly

>>21591645
Hehe I'm glad you liked it..

>>21566892 (OP)
Made some miso salmon :]

>>21591799
did you use any honey for the glaze?

More soup today again

>>21566892 (OP)
Fish restaurants on one of the more touristy areas of Tokyo. Got some other stuff with it too but the king crab (which you grill yourself) was their main attraction

>>21592804
for someone with such an expensive laptop, you sure eat on a budget. looks good at least

>>21593043
There aren't many meals I'm very fond of. I do eat entrecôte quite often though, I guess that's the "fanciest" meal out of them all

>>21566892 (OP)
breakfast
half slice of pepperoni, mushroom, and onion pizza. 4 eggs

Lunch
roast beef and lettuce sandwich

dinner is going to be pic related.

>>21592932
I bet that tastes really fresh, how much was it?

Same soup again

theres a fly in my soup!

>>21594569
mmmmmmmmmm slurps it up

>>21588619
I also break into my local Olive Garden, scoop up the garbage from the slop sink and put it in acidic tomato water. Yum yum, burping up heartburn vomit after 2 gross tasting spoonfuls!

>>21589411
Elliot… Reese’s Pieces…

Made rare duck breast roast with red wine gravy the other week. I "forgot" the asparagus.

>>21566892 (OP)
>What did you eat today and why wasn't it as good as my dinner
top this if you can

An omlette with some prosciutto inside it with a side of brocolli.

Made some Thomas Straker-inspired (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h68qkYL-TKo) chicken and rice. I should've used thighs though, the breast just isn't as tender, still tasty though.
>>21596589
Looks great, I wish I could cook duck well.
>>21592804
Rich and tasty, tomato-ey broth is always good in my book
>>21592932
I wish I lived in an area with actual good fresh seafood
>>21591799
How did you make the miso sauce? Did you add butter to miso?
>>21582625
No croutons?
>>21582628
My mom makes this all the time

>>21596897
Duck was easier to cook than I thought. Cut and rendered the fat in a pan on low heat and seared the other side, then into the oven until was ready.
It was even better cold cut on a sandwich the next day.

>>21596594
look through the catalog and find my other thread for a replacement for the coke, if you can..

>>21589039
Here's another one from this morning

>>21597171
this plate is actually kinda pretty, the colors are nice

Wanna start eating like the swede what are the implications of this? 6'1 140lbs by the way

>>21566892 (OP)
Microwaves spaghettit

>>21566892 (OP)
Roasted eggplant bottom layer. Then onion and tomato sauce with meatballs

>>21599141
In da bowl

>>21598150
You will lose 30 pounds