Thread 21573343

>go to a new restaurant
>almost everything on the menu is a pun or some attempt at cutesy wordplay

they should call the restaurant the Red Flag

then you would like it

>>21573343 (OP)
Surprised you left the apartment in the first place retardo.

QR codes for the menu and maybe even to order

I can't say mine because I'll get banned for racism outside of /b/

>>21573373
coward

>>21573357
I'd just leave if this were the case

>>21573394
I left a lot a places
now I don't even go anymore
fuck em

>>21573373

Just call them pandas.
Are you more put off by seeing pandas as cashiers or seeing pandas in the kitchen?

>>21573373
good. be quiet. no one wants to hear it.

>>21573343 (OP)
I took my father into a local pizza place. Awesome pizza, but the whole menu has puns and references to 90s pop culture.

He was just reading the names and would not read the descriptions. It overwhelmed him and made him mad he couldnt understand what an "Eddie Murphy" pizza was.

Hes in his 70s and has failing memory, diminished cognitive function.
You are on the same level as him.

>>21573373
>>21573604
i want to hear it anon
was it about asians?

>>21573655
Its a red flag thread, not a green flag thread

>>21573408
based

>>21573343 (OP)
>nearby pizza hut ran well with good service and food
>jeet buys it out, fires all the kids and hires fellow jeets
>becomes the worst run chain overnight

1. Minorities
2. Anyone on the staff have tattoos

>>21573684
https://youtu.be/p7MSLYErCOU?si=ehi1eQcGwDRcmnCt

>>21573343 (OP)
rats in the dining room. No word of a lie I worked for a chinese restaurant that had a rat problem, they used to leave the spare ribs in the sugar brine overnight on the floor covered with a dirty piece of cardboard. Rats would routinely be seen in the dining room, our regulars didn't care. FUnny thing is that the exterminator would come ever week and he looked like a rat so I was telling him he was actually the king rat personified and was actually keeping them alive.

>>21573343 (OP)
>no diet bepis

>New restaurant is the 24th business to use that building in the span of 10 years
Fuck just demolish it already, at this point the ghost of failed businesses is haunting it.

>>21573696
We went to an Indian restaurant and asked for some takeaway containers for the leftovers. The waiter opened the container and there was rat shit inside. Not exactly a high point in Anglo-Indian relations.

>>21573357
>QR codes for the menu
Don't mind this
I don't know where the physical menu has been, some kids probably drooled on it or held it with his booger fingers

a kingdom of diversion.

>>21573343 (OP)
I would be too appalled by the price to care about some dumb pun

>Most lights dimmed or not turned on to save energy costs
>The only one cook in the restaurant looks like he's being paid minimum wage
>Tacky restaurant decor and exterior

>Sysco truck parked by their kitchen door
>male hosts
>female cooks
>wine menu has bottles you can get from the grocery store

>>21573357
Or a tablet you have to order from, with fingerprints all over it.

>>21573687
Nigga EVERYONE in low middle class and downwards who isn't shutin loser has tattoos

>>21573343 (OP)
Asian place with no asian people working/eating there. Went to a new KBBQ place near where I used to live a couple years ago where all the waiters were white and it was only black people at the tables. The "banchan" they set out was plain lettuce with ranch, before ordering me and my friend just got up and left. Other time this happened to me a white friend of mine took me to a fancy Chinese place in Seattle where i paid $25 for a white guy in a bun to serve me 4 tiny slivers of artfully plated "hong shao rou"... they didnt even have rice with it.

>>21574667
tablet I actually like at all you can eat/conveyer belt sushi places because you can keep placing orders without calling over a waiter constantly.

>>21574817
>conveyer belt sushi
Don't you just grab that yoh want at those and they count up your plates after?

>>21573343 (OP)
>load up a thread
>op posts a dog face

>>21574888
since covid a lot of them (other than the ones in shopping malls) have switched more to tablet ordering that sends sushi on a special conveyor belt straight to your table or will do half that / half the usual grab them off the belt

>>21574792
Keep getting tattoos so we know it's you. We like to spot your kind from a mile away.
>>21573343 (OP)
Too many things on the menu (pizza, buffet)
Same menu every day, all year (that burger/soup is 2 weeks old bro)
A menu that's all over the place (just do 1 thing good)
People queueing when the doors open (usually with an instagram smile)
An empty restaurant/1 table occupied (it's the owners)
Fad diets, ingredients or cuisines (gin tonic, pata negra, avocado, Mexican today, gone tomorrow)
Gluten-free claims (you need separate production line for that)
Unkempt front of the house
A superficial drinks list (all sorts of irrelevant babble usually about g&t, cocktails, tea, Belgian beer or Champagne. It's going to be shit, and it's going to be expensive - just mike the food).
Touch screens, tablets and qr codes. The front of the house needs to tell you what's on the menu. Not to inform you, but to show you that they know what they're doing. Never allow a moron to handle your food.

>>21573343 (OP)
>Jap restaurants run by non-Japs
>Burritos of a diameter that fits in your mouth lengthwise
>Diner menus longer than 4 pages.
>Chili Dogs/Burgers at places not dedicated to Dogs & Burgers (or BBQ)
>BBQ sauce has no tang or bite, just molasses-tomato jam texture.
>over-compensating preponderance of trash carb filler to meat portion ratio
>over buttered hash browns
>Mention of "Vegan" absolutely anywhere

>>21573343 (OP)
dogs cant read or see red but they love cutesy wordplay.

>>21574207
>i'd rather look at a menu on a 3" screen
This is literally the mindset of said droolers.

Advertising that the place is for sale. There's a pizza place near me that's had a sign out front for over a year now saying that the restaurant is for sale.

I've been there once; had a calzone that tasted like Sysco slop. It was run by a family of jeets that didn't want to be there. The mother kept yelling at the daughter in Punjabi about something the whole time while I was trying to eat.
>>21573604
shut the fuck up
>>21573630
sounds like my dad. he's one of those senile old people that aren't funny and just get mad at everything
we're forcing him into assisted living next year, but i'm honestly hoping that he just dies first and saves us the trouble
>>21573696
how did he look like a rat?
>>21574207
just wash your hands after
you can look it up on YouTube if you forgot how

>>21573696
>rats in the dining room
>red flag
lol, that's beyond a red flag

>>21575020
>Same menu every day, all year (that burger/soup is 2 weeks old bro)
but how would you know that unless you were going there all the time, and why would you go there all the time unless the food was good?
Are you implying you enjoy eating shit?

dogs in the restaurant

>>21573343 (OP)
Pizza place with italian name but run by slavs or turks.

>>21573357
This. Fuck QR codes

>>21573604
Indeed, nobody wants to hear them but they are loud as fuck in public places (mostly public transportation) and take their speakers everywhere

When they dont have a dress code

>>21575204
In restaurants, this is mostly white trash or boomers.

>>21573343 (OP)
Anything labelled as kosher is a big nope from me dawg

>>21574792
guess I'm going to have to date rich girls then

>>21575205
But what if... I wear my cap forwards when going in and turning it back whenever no staff is there?
Devilish.

>sushi restaurant
>staff is entirely white

>>21575132
>Burritos of a diameter that fits in your mouth lengthwise

>>21575204
>take their speakers everywhere
I love those little niggas, it's like they are living in their own music video.

>>21573343 (OP)
Nightmare tier:
>you see/taste the food
>it's sysco

>>21573880
many such cases

Using a banner for a sign.

>>21575266
As long as you’re white I’m sure they’d be fine with it.

>>21575469
The even the owners can't bother to hide its a temporary location special

>>21573408
king

>>21575175
Yeah, that's a stop work order from the health department is what that is...

>>21574792
Yes, and they're all going to love them when they're in their fifties. Trust me, they won't regret that ink one iota.

>>21575169
he just had mousy features. like he was a rat who was granted a wish to become a human. we were all on drugs so it was easy to imagine

>>21575511
the owner was a big coke dealer in the 80s and 90s supposedly, and was tied in with local politicians.
https://www[.]valleybreeze[.]com/news/culinary-landmark-chan-s-for-sale-in-woonsocket/article_7bd91152-2d5a-4732-8f37-9872d2918d26.html

>>21573357
If I have to order through a QR code I don't tip

Then you discover they automatically added 20% gratuity

>>21573343 (OP)
no 'mexican burger' as an option in a tex-mex restaurant. i don't want a kid sized burger, i want ham and cheese and grease and fresh avacado on mine, as i squeeze a hint of lime on it.

>>21575315
I believe your containment thread is somewhere in >>>/bant/

>>21573343 (OP)
Breweries that put their beer in all the food.

>>21573343 (OP)
>no small healthy sweets
i walk out, i just want a little sweet thing to refresh my palate after the meal, not overstuff myself with a huge sugary sloppa

>>21573343 (OP)
Who reads the menu? I just sit down and order what I want

>>21573343 (OP)
>The waitress doesn't flirt back
Incredibly rude, no tip and not coming back