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"how to spice up your relationship with a foodie" edition
Anonymous No.21574554 [Report] >>21574555 >>21574663 >>21574885 >>21575427 >>21576172 >>21582263
>>21574552 (OP)
super japanese prison food, what they feed to the worst criminals in society
Anonymous No.21574555 [Report] >>21574663 >>21575427 >>21582263 >>21584493
>>21574554
japanese criminal food 2/2
Anonymous No.21574559 [Report] >>21574608 >>21575824 >>21576844 >>21582484
Anonymous No.21574562 [Report] >>21574664
Anonymous No.21574563 [Report] >>21574610 >>21574676 >>21575412 >>21577120 >>21580298
Anonymous No.21574565 [Report] >>21574627 >>21574846 >>21575527 >>21576101 >>21580632 >>21584498
Anonymous No.21574608 [Report]
>>21574559
>Wet eggy blanket
:/
Anonymous No.21574610 [Report]
>>21574563
>90% of what I do is get my hair into your overpriced food.
put that bitch on orange duty again. fucking useless.
Anonymous No.21574627 [Report] >>21574654 >>21579926
>>21574565
Why would you even post this retarded ass video?
Anonymous No.21574647 [Report] >>21574689 >>21574776 >>21575385 >>21575837 >>21575846 >>21576698 >>21577224 >>21579177 >>21584057 >>21584468 >>21585152
Anonymous No.21574651 [Report] >>21574656 >>21575836 >>21576847 >>21581244 >>21582264 >>21583395
This disgusted me more than any webm posted here.
Anonymous No.21574654 [Report] >>21584466
>>21574627
what's wrong about it?
Anonymous No.21574655 [Report]
That'd be cute if a little girl did that to me but not some oriental hag.
Anonymous No.21574656 [Report] >>21574661
>>21574651
does the crust even do anything? it just fell off immediately, just drink the butter from the beginning and avoid the step
Anonymous No.21574661 [Report]
>>21574656
No but his chanel is about deep frying everything so he couldn't miss that step.
Anonymous No.21574663 [Report] >>21574750 >>21574777 >>21575381 >>21575656 >>21576079 >>21578563 >>21579937
>>21574554
>>21574555
>Japanese criminals are eating better than American kids in school
Anonymous No.21574664 [Report] >>21574680 >>21574681 >>21575644
>>21574562
What is this?
Anonymous No.21574668 [Report] >>21576267 >>21576857
Anonymous No.21574676 [Report] >>21576913
>>21574563
You have Trump derangement disorder, you are obsessed
Anonymous No.21574680 [Report]
>>21574664
sandwiches
Anonymous No.21574681 [Report] >>21575644
>>21574664
That first 'freedom flotilla' that sailed with Greta Thunberg towards Gaza – A.K.A. Rich kids who thought parking a couple of yatchs in front of Palestine would stop the kikes from genociding people in their backyard. This is a PR move by the Israelies, handing them water and food so people in the international community knew they wouldn't torture yuros in their rape dens (they would have, but there were cameras around and lost the chance).
Let's hope the 40+ ships sailing back again towards the Levant will do the trick now.
Anonymous No.21574689 [Report]
>>21574647
So, this is the kinda porn Nikocado Avocado commissions to get the ball going in the bedroom...
Interesting.
Anonymous No.21574702 [Report] >>21575401 >>21582272
Anonymous No.21574750 [Report]
>>21574663
Exactly what I thought lol
Anonymous No.21574776 [Report]
>>21574647
when do they start puking on each others cocks?
Anonymous No.21574777 [Report] >>21574783
>>21574663
governments providing decent services is communism, don't you know that?
Anonymous No.21574783 [Report] >>21574960
>>21574777
mcdonal is good too
Anonymous No.21574833 [Report] >>21574844 >>21575583 >>21575660 >>21576070 >>21576081
authentic chicken cooked in a pig bladder in a 3 michelin restaurant, thoughts?
Anonymous No.21574844 [Report] >>21574861 >>21574867
>>21574833
It looks boiled. And why are its legs purple.
Anonymous No.21574846 [Report]
>>21574565
Wha wha WAAAAOOOW!!!!! Who knew?
Anonymous No.21574861 [Report]
>>21574844
poularde de Bresse has purple legs for some faggot-ass french reasons, not sure why
Anonymous No.21574867 [Report] >>21575331 >>21582601
>>21574844
La Poularde de Bresse en vessie est un plat emblématique de la haute gastronomie française, où une poularde (une poule castrée) est assaisonnée, farcie, et enfermée dans une vessie de porc, puis cuite dans un bouillon, une méthode qui permet une cuisson douce et la préservation des arômes. Créée par Paul Bocuse, cette technique ancestrale sublime la volaille grâce au moelleux apporté par la cuisson lente et la libération des saveurs de la farce.
Anonymous No.21574885 [Report] >>21574887
>>21574554
>prison
that's a naval ship, anon.
Anonymous No.21574887 [Report] >>21575340
>>21574885
pretty sure they eat hard tack at sea, they don't have industrial kitchens in a boat
Anonymous No.21574960 [Report] >>21581219 >>21581980 >>21583719
>>21574783
"5% too crisp"
This is what elon musk thinks smart people sound like
Anonymous No.21575331 [Report]
>>21574867
le kill yourself
Anonymous No.21575340 [Report]
>>21574887
whatever you say, ahab
Anonymous No.21575381 [Report]
>>21574663
Japanese prisons are actually really strict and in some instances outright draconian. It's just that japan isn't as corporized as america is, so public funds aren't being funneled into public-private partnerships that encourage skimping out on food and amenities to prisoners, school children, patients in hospitals etc to be given to shareholders instead
Anonymous No.21575385 [Report]
>>21574647
U would just lick everything on Ur turn (in the non gay version)
Anonymous No.21575401 [Report] >>21575769
>>21574702
Crazy to think they ate stuff like this, at the same time as hamburgers and pizza was commonplace an hour's drive over the border
Anonymous No.21575412 [Report] >>21575416 >>21577074
>>21574563
I guess that's all they'll let her do since she's too retarded to wear a hairnet
Anonymous No.21575416 [Report]
>>21575412
Diversity hire, just stick her somewhere she wont fuck anything up.
Anonymous No.21575427 [Report] >>21575494 >>21575518
>>21574554
>>21574555
Prisoners should eat tasteless grain gruel and they should FIGHT for it
Anonymous No.21575494 [Report] >>21575499 >>21575518
>>21575427
This, who gives a fuck about prisoners, its prison.
Anonymous No.21575499 [Report] >>21575522
>>21575494
sometimes innocent people go to prison and a large number of people eventually get out of prison and releasing them malnourished probably doesn't help
Anonymous No.21575518 [Report] >>21575522 >>21575526 >>21575777 >>21580211 >>21581990 >>21583947 >>21584491 >>21584534
>>21575427
>>21575494
Its supposed to be rehabilitation, not create perpetual repeat offenders. Make society better not worse, you fucking dumb asses
>well I dont encounter them within the walls of my gated community I never leave for any reason, even to get food made by the people I hate
I bet you dont you, you basement dwelling neet
Anonymous No.21575522 [Report] >>21575530 >>21584489
>>21575499
>>21575518
They should all be mulched into pigslop
Anonymous No.21575526 [Report] >>21575530 >>21581221
>>21575518
They're not leaving prison. Either you get a life sentence or death penalty
Food & cooking
Anonymous No.21575527 [Report]
>>21574565
Gaps you say? I think I know whose doing this is.
Anonymous No.21575530 [Report] >>21575533 >>21575541
>>21575522
Why? What great triumphs have you made? You wiped today? Good boy!!
>>21575526
At first I want to say why not. But then, exactly. And thats the fucking problem. Its all a fucking hustle from corrupt sociopathic scam artistis
Pic related. Food and cooking
Anonymous No.21575533 [Report] >>21575737
>>21575530
You and your criminal brethren belong there til death
Anonymous No.21575541 [Report] >>21575737
>>21575530
Glad to see you understand
Food & cooking
Anonymous No.21575583 [Report]
>>21574833
looks like one of those head crabs from half life
Anonymous No.21575644 [Report] >>21575790 >>21576191 >>21576441
>>21574681
>>21574664
Yeah, the purpose of the flotillas is less about actually getting stuff to Palestine as it is to show the world that Isreal can and will ignore international law because they think no rules should apply to them because they're God's chosen people and have been ohh so persecuted. This way, once the tides turn completely and Isreal starts getting it's shit kicked in for being a criminal fake country and people world wide turn of Jews once again we can point to the recorded proof of their evil actions.

It shouldn't be called the Freedom Foltilla, it should be called the Fuck Around And Find Out Flotilla
Anonymous No.21575656 [Report]
>>21574663
they probably feel bad for the 90% conviction rate.
Anonymous No.21575660 [Report] >>21575758
>>21574833
It looks like a worse version of what you'd get with a Dutch oven. Fancy for little purpose. Not taking the leg tag off though is just revolting. If I ordered and it came like that I'd send it back.
Anonymous No.21575737 [Report] >>21575742 >>21581107
>>21575541
That's real nice! The original recipe! I love the burre blanc! Dont often see it outside of some places
>>21575533
And yet my crime goes away in 4 months, and im a greater contribution to not only society and the future, but my local neighborhood as well. Strangers see me and instead of recoiling, theyre happy im there.
What do you do to give back?
Have another soup. Good fornthe upcoming fall. I can give a cranberry chicken tortellini, but it would take a few posts. I will if there is interest. Have a schnitzel dinner recipe, too
Anonymous No.21575742 [Report]
>>21575737
Not tortellini, cannelloni. Phone fag problems. Im sorry
Anonymous No.21575758 [Report]
>>21575660
You could have the most money in the world and you're still gunna be a poor
Anonymous No.21575769 [Report]
>>21575401
>commonplace an hour's drive over the border
or climb the wall
Anonymous No.21575772 [Report] >>21575775 >>21576275 >>21579945
Anonymous No.21575775 [Report]
>>21575772
A fairly average amount of food for one person
Anonymous No.21575776 [Report] >>21576299 >>21580207 >>21580806
Anonymous No.21575777 [Report] >>21579267 >>21580311 >>21583251
>>21575518
Rehabilitation does not work and everyone knows it. I could prove it to anyone with one question.

Criminal trash will always be criminal trash. The stain doesn't wash.
Anonymous No.21575779 [Report] >>21576009 >>21586075
Anonymous No.21575783 [Report] >>21576863
Anonymous No.21575786 [Report] >>21575828 >>21575845
What a fucking shit thread
Anonymous No.21575790 [Report] >>21578715
>>21575644
as long as hamas has hostages israel has every right to level their territory
always remember none of this would have happened if not for hamas
Anonymous No.21575824 [Report]
>>21574559
bit repetitive
Anonymous No.21575828 [Report] >>21577659
>>21575786
>What a fucking shit thread
be the change you want to see
Anonymous No.21575836 [Report] >>21577258
>>21574651
Anonymous No.21575837 [Report] >>21575842 >>21575844
>>21574647
this is more gay than the two zesty bucks
Anonymous No.21575842 [Report] >>21575844
>>21575837
>this is more gay than the two zesty bucks
CARDO....*snaps nails*
YUMMMM
webm not related
Anonymous No.21575844 [Report] >>21576118 >>21576127 >>21583844 >>21584571
>>21575837
>>21575842
/ck/ we made it
Anonymous No.21575845 [Report]
>>21575786
I was thinking the same thing
Anonymous No.21575846 [Report] >>21575856 >>21576610 >>21577070 >>21581228 >>21582269
>>21574647
Anonymous No.21575856 [Report]
>>21575846
/pol/ and /tv/ collab for cooking a meal, lol
Anonymous No.21575996 [Report] >>21580809
>>21575987
nice /pol/ blog post
diddn't read it
Anonymous No.21576009 [Report] >>21576014 >>21576278 >>21576759
>>21575779
I hate that mentality people working at food joints have of faster = better, while doing a shitty job. I get that time is money but they get obssessed with the idea of making things quickly and how BADASS they look, yet they waste ingredients, fuck up steps in the preparation, make the wrong cuts and fuck up the servings and more.
Anonymous No.21576014 [Report] >>21576092 >>21576865 >>21586075
>>21576009
Anonymous No.21576070 [Report] >>21577039 >>21581165
>>21574833
>chicken cooked in a pig bladder
Are you sure it's not PEE-COCK
Anonymous No.21576079 [Report]
>>21574663
I don't know, I enjoyed my some of my school's food. Stromboli day was always a banger.
Anonymous No.21576081 [Report]
>>21574833
Anonymous No.21576092 [Report] >>21576106 >>21576978
>>21576014
Looks like he was specifically trying to beat a certain time. They don't look busy at all.
Anonymous No.21576101 [Report] >>21577658 >>21580632
>>21574565
Can any /tea/ anons confirm this fact?
Anonymous No.21576106 [Report] >>21576111 >>21576270 >>21578982 >>21580536 >>21584369
>>21576092
Anonymous No.21576111 [Report] >>21576178 >>21576179 >>21576279
>>21576106
w-w-what is she doing?
Anonymous No.21576118 [Report] >>21576125
>>21575844
>average_ck_poster
But also fat and uncharismatic
Anonymous No.21576125 [Report]
>>21576118
anorexic and uncharismatic
you don't actually believe fat people obsess about fast food that much, they just eat it
Anonymous No.21576127 [Report] >>21577148
>>21575844
That guy is 100% a homosexual.
Anonymous No.21576152 [Report] >>21576433 >>21576442
>>21574552 (OP)
How the fuck can she handle that much wasabi (probably horseradish with food coloring) in her mouth?
Anonymous No.21576172 [Report]
>>21574554
>japanese people serving food for their superior black men immigrants
Anonymous No.21576178 [Report]
>>21576111
Hopefully not food prep after touching her hair like that.
Anonymous No.21576179 [Report]
>>21576111
Getting the cheese for the pizza.
Anonymous No.21576191 [Report]
>>21575644
If you were dealing with a bunch of mudslimes living next to you and constantly trying to start shit, would you follow "international law"? Palirats have been fucking around for over a century now, they're in the final phase of finding out. Hopefully their disgusting Paki rapist cousins invading my homeland find out soon too.
Anonymous No.21576267 [Report] >>21576481
>>21574668
I hate them so much it's unreasonable
Anonymous No.21576270 [Report]
>>21576106
>want some STI as a topping?
>just fuck the brown illegal doing the delivery
Anonymous No.21576275 [Report]
>>21575772
Bosh
Anonymous No.21576278 [Report]
>>21576009
This. Take your time and do it efficiently.
Anonymous No.21576279 [Report]
>>21576111
Preparing cheesy garlic bread.
Anonymous No.21576299 [Report] >>21577645
>>21575776
While it does look similar to Xiao Long Bao, I am fairly confident that those are Georgian Khinkali.

Spent about a month in Georgia last year and ate a small mountain of them during our trip.They are pretty mid to be honest, Shkmeruli might be Georgia's best food. Khachapuri is more well known but takes second place to Shkmeruli.

Thanks for reading my travel blog
Anonymous No.21576433 [Report] >>21576442
>>21576152
wasabi is not that spicy until it mixes with water and liquifies like garlic
Anonymous No.21576441 [Report]
>>21575644
2 more weeks and le evil Jewish Nazi infidels will die
Anonymous No.21576442 [Report]
>>21576433
>>21576152
It’s Wasabi Sauce, not Wasabi. It’s mellow as m8
https://www.sbfoods-worldwide.com/products/search/003.html
Anonymous No.21576477 [Report] >>21576608
Anonymous No.21576481 [Report]
>>21576267
They are fun like for a first few times but their gimmick becomes annoying and boring very quickly.
Anonymous No.21576605 [Report] >>21577159 >>21579002
Anonymous No.21576608 [Report]
>>21576477
delete this file please
Anonymous No.21576610 [Report] >>21576809
>>21575846
Still better than ja/ck/. Nice webm anyway, mongs are always wholesome
Anonymous No.21576698 [Report] >>21576724 >>21576830 >>21577015 >>21578710
>>21574647
Anonymous No.21576724 [Report] >>21576883 >>21577043
>>21576698
BASED
Anonymous No.21576759 [Report]
>>21576009
I've worked at places like that and the managers don't give a shit about quality beyond the minimum acceptable and will fire you if you work any slower than a Nascar pit crew
Anonymous No.21576800 [Report] >>21576820 >>21577025 >>21578984
Cooking?
Anonymous No.21576809 [Report]
>>21576610
You only think so because you don't know any
Anonymous No.21576820 [Report] >>21583843 >>21584579
>>21576800
>coke bottles
>Pepsi boxes
>7up caps
>pepto bismol filling
>the most pointless "cleaning" of all time

India is so disgusting.
Anonymous No.21576830 [Report] >>21576849
>>21576698
Did she die?
Anonymous No.21576844 [Report] >>21577649
>>21574559
EVERYTHING IS THE SAME!
Anonymous No.21576847 [Report] >>21579908
>>21574651
Do Americans really?
Anonymous No.21576849 [Report]
>>21576830
it was extremely painful
Anonymous No.21576857 [Report]
>>21574668
>HURR DURR DONOTA BREAKA DA SPAGHETTI
>HURR DURR I'M A HUGE GIGANIGGA AND I NEED ALL THE PROTEIN
>HURR DURR ALU AKBAR EAT MY SHWARMA OR I YELL AT YOU
>HURR DURR ...
I honestly don't know what the Slavs thing is, but he is literally in every video with those faggots
Anonymous No.21576863 [Report] >>21577143 >>21579802
>>21575783
Why is he pink?
Anonymous No.21576865 [Report] >>21576872
>>21576014
Anonymous No.21576872 [Report] >>21576875 >>21576920 >>21577112 >>21581251
>>21576865
Where are his gloves?
Anonymous No.21576875 [Report] >>21576882
>>21576872
Are Americans really forced to wear gloves everywhere they go?
Anonymous No.21576882 [Report] >>21576919 >>21577655
>>21576875
Please tell me you don’t cook your food without gloves after a toilet.
Anonymous No.21576883 [Report]
>>21576724
top 3 all time best webms
Anonymous No.21576913 [Report]
>>21574676
kek
Anonymous No.21576914 [Report] >>21583828
>>21574552 (OP)
ugh, she looks just like my fat titted aunt
Anonymous No.21576919 [Report] >>21576932 >>21580186
>>21576882
In the first world we have running clean water and soap. You can use them together to wash your hands. Google it if (You) don't believe me. We also don't have to shit all the time because we have food safety standard. Crazy right?
Anonymous No.21576920 [Report]
>>21576872
the heat of the oven kills the germs
Anonymous No.21576932 [Report] >>21577157
>>21576919
Fuck off you esl jeet retard
Anonymous No.21576978 [Report]
>>21576092
wow, did the coworker doing nothing but stare at him with the phone out clue you in?
Anonymous No.21577015 [Report] >>21578564
>>21576698
>woman wins
>LOL
>man wins
>cut the tape CUT THE TAPE
Anonymous No.21577025 [Report] >>21577041 >>21584579
>>21576800
Cleanest thing in India
Anonymous No.21577039 [Report]
>>21576070
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.21577041 [Report]
>>21577025
Look again
Anonymous No.21577043 [Report] >>21577164
>>21576724
I really wish to know the context of this. It's so strange yet relatable.
Anonymous No.21577070 [Report] >>21582268
>>21575846
They are better than most women I know
Anonymous No.21577074 [Report]
>>21575412
Anyone who eats at a michelin restaurant deserves some hair and more in their food
Anonymous No.21577112 [Report]
>>21576872
it's domino's, if you don't get viral gastroenteritis you are missing half the experience of eating their pizza.
Anonymous No.21577120 [Report]
>>21574563
She would be getting chewed out for being so slow about it actually.
Anonymous No.21577143 [Report]
>>21576863
Ate a lot of carrots and got a lot of vitamin D (not the gay way you fuck).
Anonymous No.21577148 [Report] >>21578634
>>21576127
He's just pandering to fujo's the demographic most willing to spend money on him.
Anonymous No.21577157 [Report]
>>21576932
Don't be mad, cletus. But please remember to boil your water, I care about you. Have a great day.
Anonymous No.21577159 [Report] >>21577253
>>21576605
>eating quail eggshells
WHY
Just fucking peel them. Just pinch the shell and drag it off, I can peel 5 boiled eggs (my daily haul) in like 40s.
Disgusting chink behavior.
Anonymous No.21577164 [Report]
>>21577043
It's a natural drive, farting at your pals and seeing them react, that's driven out of people with nurture once they get older.
Anonymous No.21577224 [Report]
>>21574647
Typical Yakuza sub-story.
Anonymous No.21577253 [Report] >>21577358
>>21577159
Just doing it for social media to drive engagement. He doesn't really think eating unpeeled eggs is a good idea.
Anonymous No.21577258 [Report]
>>21575836
MATSUMOTO
Anonymous No.21577315 [Report] >>21577392 >>21580321
With audio / full res: https://files.catbox.moe/ieh57h.mp4
Anonymous No.21577358 [Report]
>>21577253
He doesnät look to be from a lucid race so I donät believe zou.
Anonymous No.21577392 [Report] >>21577609 >>21579432
>>21577315
>rare lamb
do people really? never tried this
Anonymous No.21577609 [Report] >>21577674
>>21577392
If you've never eaten lamb that's not overcooked I genuinely feel bad for you. I didn't post that, but it looks near perfect.

Lamb is the best meat.
Anonymous No.21577637 [Report]
>>21575987
Based truth teller
Anonymous No.21577645 [Report]
>>21576299
yeah there is no way the chinese would waste this much dough for the meme
Anonymous No.21577649 [Report]
>>21576844
Don't worry, I got it guys
ARR ROOK SAME
Anonymous No.21577655 [Report]
>>21576882
imagine thinking that the min wage slave changes the gloves when going to the toilet lmao
Anonymous No.21577658 [Report] >>21580632
>>21576101
Confirmed.
Anonymous No.21577659 [Report] >>21579278
>>21575828
for the record, because i know many of you are just as retarded as jack, the clip is only meant to be used for storage/transport, not while cooking
Anonymous No.21577674 [Report]
>>21577609
the whole point of lamb is that it is very fatty, so you can fry it until the fat becomes crispy. undercooked fat is disgusting.
Anonymous No.21577677 [Report]
>>21575987
funny how this gets deleted, but other comments talking about how it is perfectly fine to commit genocide are still there
Anonymous No.21577832 [Report] >>21579335 >>21583422 >>21584369
Anonymous No.21577841 [Report] >>21579332 >>21579372 >>21583703
Anonymous No.21578449 [Report]
Bamp
Anonymous No.21578541 [Report] >>21578578 >>21579500 >>21581209
Anonymous No.21578563 [Report]
>>21574663
mom made me way better food than that
Anonymous No.21578564 [Report] >>21581101
>>21577015
The first hit surely hurts but the shape of the pan giving in absorbs most of the energy. Now for the second much harder hit it is already just a hunk of metal that no longer has any give and can seriously fuck up a persons skull so they really should have given the guy a fresh bowl to smack her with.
Anonymous No.21578574 [Report] >>21580345
Anonymous No.21578578 [Report] >>21583429
>>21578541
idk why but i randomly thought of the black girl eating an ice cream cone gif today, can't find it tho
Anonymous No.21578634 [Report]
>>21577148
I was wondering whether the webm was for women or fags and that solves both at once
Anonymous No.21578662 [Report]
>>21574552 (OP)
Anonymous No.21578710 [Report]
>>21576698
This video is a fix and the whole internet freaking out about it are jobbers. The guy with the mic makes a big point of showing the dent to the camera, when the guy wins the bottle toss and snatches it, it gets switched out when he holds it off camera
Anonymous No.21578715 [Report]
>>21575790
And that wouldn't have happened without the Nakba and blah blah blah blah
I hope the Jews and Muslims wipe each other off of the face of the earth completely. You two deserve each other.
Anonymous No.21578982 [Report]
>>21576106
Can I get the source of this progressive Dominos ad?
Anonymous No.21578984 [Report]
>>21576800
Honestly im the most surprised they have such a sophisticated way of filling the bottles compared to everything else and seeing other videos
Anonymous No.21579002 [Report] >>21579005 >>21583219
>>21576605
Quails egg shells are edible?
Anonymous No.21579005 [Report] >>21583219
>>21579002
egg shells in general are as long as they are clean
but I think you can imagine how rather uncomofortable eating a whole shell would be
Anonymous No.21579083 [Report]
>>21574552 (OP)
This picture infuriates me I want to kill her
Gross
Anonymous No.21579177 [Report] >>21579216 >>21582270
>>21574647
Anonymous No.21579216 [Report]
>>21579177
Imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.21579267 [Report] >>21583323
>>21575777
ABA has been proven scientifically to work. So much so that liberals hate it and Skinner, because he proved their negative behavior can be controlled, and liberals hate anything that doesn't outright excuse their toxic behavior.
Anonymous No.21579278 [Report]
>>21577659
And the fact it plugs in has nothing to do with its operation right? Are you being retarded on purpose?
Anonymous No.21579332 [Report]
>>21577841
Fat sandwich

Delicious!!!!
Anonymous No.21579335 [Report] >>21579342
>>21577832
Seems like "bah min" is the Vietnamese word for "sandwich"
Anonymous No.21579342 [Report]
>>21579335
its french baguette with toppings, so ye
Anonymous No.21579372 [Report]
>>21577841
fuck that looks good
Anonymous No.21579373 [Report] >>21579507 >>21580553
Anonymous No.21579378 [Report] >>21579398 >>21579717
This is the first thing I saw from him which I could try myself. But wouldn't fried pasta be even harder?
Anonymous No.21579398 [Report]
>>21579378
>copying his pasta
Anonymous No.21579432 [Report] >>21579438
>>21577392
Order one without knowing it was going to be rare. It started off well done, then progressively went pinker the deeper I cut until it was almost red.
Never had it until then so I was slightly worried. Am still alive with no problems so I guess it was okay? Tasted nice, not sure I'd recommend it to people who don't already eat rare meat.
Anonymous No.21579438 [Report] >>21579478
>>21579432
Nah, the lamb can be eaten raw. But like another anon said, rare fat is disgusting.
Anonymous No.21579478 [Report]
>>21579438
White fat is nasty. Carmellized fat is the best part of the meat
Anonymous No.21579500 [Report]
>>21578541
seems like a really good way to choke to death
Anonymous No.21579507 [Report]
>>21579373
I tried to make it a few times but always failed to flip it.
Anonymous No.21579717 [Report] >>21580195
>>21579378
>But wouldn't fried pasta be even harder?
yes it very obviously would
Anonymous No.21579802 [Report]
>>21576863
Side effect of being a lifelong poppers huffing faggot fucking up your blood pressure.
FLORIDA MAN No.21579908 [Report] >>21579930 >>21579961
>>21576847
You'll see that kind of shit at state fairs usually. They fry everything and anything. Would probably deep fry a fucking shoe if you asked. Yes, those fairs are absolutely grotesque. I've never been. Imagine the smell.
FLORIDA MAN No.21579926 [Report]
>>21574627
It's ragebait anon. Half of the webms posted here are to piss you off to get you to respond. I guess it worked.
Anonymous No.21579930 [Report] >>21579967
>>21579908
>doesn't understand what a novelty is
Anonymous No.21579937 [Report]
>>21574663
I have actually thought of doing a local campaign in my city to change the school food into something better, pairing the local college culinary school and trade program with some produce vendors, etc...

But I don't know of how
>I went to public school
FLORIDA MAN No.21579945 [Report] >>21582464
>>21575772
I need this with sound. I bet that belch caused a seismic event that leveled the city.
Anonymous No.21579961 [Report]
>>21579908
>I've never been
That's a shame
FLORIDA MAN No.21579967 [Report] >>21580152 >>21580171
>>21579930
I'll fry a log of my shit for you to eat. How's that for a novelty?
Anonymous No.21580152 [Report]
>>21579967
I dont think thats the same thing
Anonymous No.21580171 [Report]
>>21579967
when did you move to florida andy
Anonymous No.21580186 [Report]
>>21576919
>he trusts brown wagies to wash their hands
Anonymous No.21580195 [Report] >>21580408 >>21581006
>>21579717
Then how did he do that pasta so crunchy? [spoiler]Did he change them to waffles[/spoiler]
Anonymous No.21580207 [Report] >>21582797 >>21585093
>>21575776
Lets see what's actually inside
Anonymous No.21580211 [Report] >>21580232 >>21580311 >>21580656
>>21575518
>Its supposed to be rehabilitation
That's Western prisons, not Japanese ones. In Japan, they absolutely believe that prison is supposed to be about punishment.
You can argue that it's the wrong mentality but they simply don't believe in that. It's got to do with their whole "high accountability" culture.
It's part of the reason why everything runs on time there. They consider it to be a personal failure if they don't live up to their professional expectations.
Anonymous No.21580232 [Report] >>21580656
>>21580211
Honorabu dispray
Anonymous No.21580298 [Report]
>>21574563
I imagine it gets better when you're no longer the greenest person in the kitchen.
Anonymous No.21580311 [Report] >>21580325 >>21580656 >>21584457 >>21585146
>>21575777
Yes it does.
>>21580211
And look at their suicide rates, they have dedicated suicide forests. + No children. A society of losers.
Anonymous No.21580321 [Report] >>21580615 >>21580873
>>21577315
The meat is undercooked and the veggies are way overcooked.
Anonymous No.21580325 [Report]
>>21580311
>Rehabilitation works
Not in the west.
Anonymous No.21580345 [Report] >>21580408
>>21578574
Am I a fat fuck for wanting the bread and not the girl?
I haven't had carbs in forever
Anonymous No.21580380 [Report]
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
Anonymous No.21580408 [Report]
>>21580195
not unlikely
maybe the first one was real

>>21580345
yes
Anonymous No.21580536 [Report] >>21580792 >>21580803 >>21581096
>>21576106
Sauce please I beg you, I've barely watched porn recently but this really hit the spot
Anonymous No.21580553 [Report] >>21581337 >>21581554
>>21579373
I hate this stupid meme omurice so fucking much. Completely wiped out the original omurice that used to be available in restaurants.
Stupid tik tok faggots making this shit viral. FUCK.
Anonymous No.21580615 [Report]
>>21580321
I’m gay btw
Anonymous No.21580632 [Report]
>>21574565
>>21576101
>>21577658
does it work with anything other than tea though?
Anonymous No.21580656 [Report] >>21580679
>>21580211
>>21580232
>>21580311
I live in Japan and speak Japanese. This is false.
Japan has penitentiaries, you work there, learn a trade, and are forced to write about your mistakes and how to not do them anymore.

Japan's prisons are about rehabilitation too.

Also the "suicide forest" is an old meme. Aokigahara forest is patrolled all the time and has cameras around it to see if someone suspicious enters, and a cop comes to find you. No one commits suicide there anymore.
Anonymous No.21580679 [Report] >>21580692
>>21580656
lol nice fanfic weeb
fastest declining population in the world btw
Anonymous No.21580692 [Report] >>21584464
>>21580679
This is false. There are a dozen countries that have a faster declining population. Just Google it you retard.
And that's not even counting the countries that have no population decline but population replacement.
Anonymous No.21580792 [Report] >>21580893
>>21580536
erome.com search domino's
Anonymous No.21580803 [Report]
>>21580536
what no fap does to a nigga
Anonymous No.21580806 [Report]
>>21575776
Dumplingception
Anonymous No.21580809 [Report]
>>21575996
This some vintage pre stroke jack?
Anonymous No.21580873 [Report] >>21580879
>>21580321
The level of finger dexterity required for this is otherworldly. I would mess it up in the first step and them crush everything with my hands in frustration/tantrum
Anonymous No.21580879 [Report] >>21580995
>>21580873
Get a grip, faggot. It's not even impressive. Otherworldly lmao. What the fuck are you smoking? You used more precision typing this post.
Anonymous No.21580893 [Report]
>>21580792
>Sign in using social media account
No thank you.
Anonymous No.21580995 [Report]
>>21580879
I do microsoldering and BGA rework for a living anon. This is a different skillset and I'm not ashamed to admit this is very difficult for me
Anonymous No.21581006 [Report]
>>21580195
Try it, maybe the oil works in some strange ways we don't realize. Or maybe that twink is just faking shit for views. Either way you'll know
Anonymous No.21581096 [Report]
>>21580536
Rai Blunt Dominos delivery girl on sxyprn
Anonymous No.21581101 [Report]
>>21578564
play stupid games win stupid prizes
Anonymous No.21581107 [Report]
>>21575737
>Strangers see me and instead of recoiling, theyre happy im there.
LMAO sure bud
You probably also think strippers actually like you too.
Anonymous No.21581165 [Report]
>>21576070
Oh youuuuuu....
Anonymous No.21581209 [Report]
>>21578541
>how will this help is sell more bananas?
Anonymous No.21581219 [Report]
>>21574960
Is it really that easy to sound smart to normalfags? Just throw out percentages?
>It's 5% too crisp
Five percent of what, nigga? Is there some sort of Crispiness Meter?
Anonymous No.21581221 [Report]
>>21575526
>Extrude food through toxic molten pvc with all the fumes and nasty shit still on the surface
Anonymous No.21581228 [Report] >>21581326
>>21575846
Can I get the source of this video?
Anonymous No.21581244 [Report]
>>21574651
that is NOT a happy smile at the end
Anonymous No.21581251 [Report]
>>21576872
As long as there's no solid chunks of feces on his hand, the oven basically cleans everything.
Anonymous No.21581326 [Report] >>21581333 >>21581552
>>21581228
You are genuinely more retarded than the people in that video. Holy shit.
Anonymous No.21581333 [Report] >>21581547 >>21581614 >>21585171
>>21581326
I don't want TikTok snippets
I want the full video on what I assume is YouTube
Anonymous No.21581337 [Report] >>21581344 >>21581491 >>21582138
>>21580553
whats the original?
Anonymous No.21581344 [Report]
>>21581337
Has ketchup runes on top and is enchanted with a magic spell
Anonymous No.21581491 [Report] >>21582131
>>21581337
Google it shit head
Anonymous No.21581547 [Report] >>21581552
>>21581333
So you are more retarded than a downs kid who doesn't know what a spoon is. How not shocking.
Anonymous No.21581552 [Report]
>>21581547
>>21581326
>instant sperg fit
Anonymous No.21581554 [Report] >>21582138
>>21580553
i've never eaten omurice but this style is the only styled I have seen shown in anime and japanese shows for the past 20 years. what is the original?
Anonymous No.21581614 [Report]
>>21581333
We all know that's you in the video, I'm not gonna give you the YouTube view tard boy
Anonymous No.21581679 [Report] >>21581951 >>21582368 >>21583643
Anonymous No.21581951 [Report] >>21581970 >>21583643 >>21585577
>>21581679
This is cool but this is clearly for the manchild dad, not for the child himself.
My 2 year old wouldn't appreciate a cake like that, he wouldn't care at all.
Anonymous No.21581970 [Report] >>21583643
>>21581951
It would be visually stimulating even if he didn't know or care about the characters. I bet a 2 year old would freak the hell out just watching it spin and turn into a 3D cartoon.
Anonymous No.21581980 [Report]
>>21574960
obsessed.
Anonymous No.21581990 [Report]
>>21575518
>Its supposed to be rehabilitation
You just say retarded platitudes like this without even thinking about it. It depends on the crime that put them in there in the first place.
Anonymous No.21582109 [Report] >>21583002 >>21584369
Anonymous No.21582131 [Report]
>>21581491
love the new version, personally. old one looks like shit
Anonymous No.21582138 [Report] >>21582475 >>21584486
>>21581554
>>21581337
Its an actual omelet, thus the name: Omurice is omelet rice.
Chicken rice inside an omelet, and the sauce on or around the omelet. Lotta places wouldn't use demiglace sauce and would just squeeze some ketchup on top and some herbs on top or on the side.
Picrel is what real omurice looks like.
Anonymous No.21582263 [Report]
>>21574554
>>21574555
Yakuza in prison are eating better than Americans holy shit.
Anonymous No.21582264 [Report]
>>21574651
I thought it was kushikatsu first but gross, dude
Anonymous No.21582268 [Report]
>>21577070
it's sad that this is true
Anonymous No.21582269 [Report]
>>21575846
I love my homies with an extra chromie.
Anonymous No.21582270 [Report]
>>21579177
/v/ TF2 party /v/an
Anonymous No.21582272 [Report]
>>21574702
I would try it
Anonymous No.21582368 [Report] >>21583643
>>21581679
>dooming your kid with sanik autism at age 2
Anonymous No.21582464 [Report]
>>21579945
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7tEtJ8Fx8l4
It's honestly pretty pathetic
Anonymous No.21582475 [Report]
>>21582138
They still make it that way, but the split version is better
Anonymous No.21582484 [Report] >>21582523 >>21584037
>>21574559
But I dont want to eat a teddy bear...
Anonymous No.21582523 [Report]
>>21582484
it's actually made out of rice
Anonymous No.21582601 [Report]
>>21574867
>Créée par Paul Bocuse
>technique ancestrale
contradictoire

Beside that it sounds like it's just a low-tech sous-vide.
Anonymous No.21582797 [Report]
>>21580207
leave them alone they're just children.
Anonymous No.21583002 [Report] >>21583100
>>21582109
she must give monster handjobs
Anonymous No.21583100 [Report]
>>21583002
Not with that rhythm
Anonymous No.21583219 [Report]
>>21579002
>>21579005
great way to shred your asshole
Anonymous No.21583251 [Report]
>>21575777
Even among widely hated groups like sex offenders recidivism is only around 7%
Anonymous No.21583312 [Report] >>21586452
Testing my new pan, no fat added.
Anonymous No.21583323 [Report] >>21583337
>>21579267
Oh yes, conservatives famously believe in ABA and rehabilitation
Anonymous No.21583337 [Report]
>>21583323
Most do actually.
Anonymous No.21583395 [Report] >>21583848
>>21574651
The butter is supposed to melt into the batter during the frying. It shouldn't still be solid when you bit into it. Something went wrong here.
Anonymous No.21583422 [Report]
>>21577832
I fucking love Banh Mi.
Anonymous No.21583429 [Report] >>21583433 >>21583595 >>21584215 >>21584438
>>21578578
I gotchu
Anonymous No.21583433 [Report] >>21583455 >>21583835 >>21584682
>>21583429
>actual nails
that's not a black person
Anonymous No.21583455 [Report]
>>21583433
>that's not a black person
who the fuck cares? hot girls are hot. faggot detected
Anonymous No.21583595 [Report] >>21584215
>>21583429
um, what did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.21583643 [Report] >>21583868
>>21581679
>>21581951
>>21581970
>>21582368
it's not real guys
Anonymous No.21583660 [Report] >>21583674
>>21574552 (OP)
That wasabi sauce tastes like shit and isn't spicy
Anonymous No.21583674 [Report]
>>21583660
wasabi isn't spicy, it just burns your nasals
Anonymous No.21583703 [Report] >>21583724 >>21584106
>>21577841
I thought camel humps is where they stored their water.
Anonymous No.21583719 [Report] >>21584000
>>21574960
Too bad he doesn’t hire smart people and instead hires poojeets to shit up his rockets.
Anonymous No.21583724 [Report]
>>21583703
Not really, it's mainly to regulate temperature. They store all of their fat in one place instead of spreading it over their whole body.
Anonymous No.21583828 [Report]
>>21576914
Post pics please anon.
Anonymous No.21583835 [Report]
>>21583433
the real hair was a dead giveaway
Anonymous No.21583843 [Report]
>>21576820
noo, I need my slop to match!!!
Anonymous No.21583844 [Report]
>>21575844
Anonymous No.21583848 [Report]
>>21583395
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.21583868 [Report] >>21585795
>>21583643
Tard
Anonymous No.21583947 [Report] >>21583970 >>21584464 >>21584862
>>21575518
I don't know when this dumb angle started getting pushed (probably by some religious moralfags) but prison is not suppose to be for rehabilitation. That's the type of shit a politician running for office would say, like referring to a prison as a "rehabilitation center" or something.
The justice system chiefly exists to "dispense justice", not rehabilitate criminals. It exists to keep order in society, because the alternative is for people to take justice into their own hands, and you can't run a society like that.
Human leaders learned a long time ago that you can't have an orderly, productive society when people are going around killing each other in endless blood feuds or hunting each other down seeking retribution, so they made it illegal, but you also can't have criminals going around unpunished, so they created the courts, the police, to keep order and arrest criminals. The judicial system in its entirety exists to punish criminals, not for the sake of the criminals, but for the sake of the victims.

tl;dr prison isn't a rehabilitation center, it's revenge outsourcing. The people allow the state to monopolize "legitimate" violence instead of personally taking revenge for themselves.
Anonymous No.21583970 [Report] >>21583977
>>21583947
Why not just kill them, then?
Anonymous No.21583977 [Report]
>>21583970
because it wouldn't make the jews tens of dollars
Anonymous No.21584000 [Report]
>>21583719
>poojeets to shit up his rockets
you have such a hateboner for elon that you didn't realize H1Bs can't get security clearances.
Anonymous No.21584037 [Report] >>21584066 >>21584122 >>21584439
>>21582484
that's fine. you can eat adult bear instead.
Anonymous No.21584057 [Report]
>>21574647
This is a bizarrely specific fetish
Anonymous No.21584066 [Report]
>>21584037
Deathclaw leg?
Anonymous No.21584106 [Report] >>21586110
>>21583703
I was taught in pre-school that one of them was for water and the other one for fat
Why did they lie about this
Anonymous No.21584122 [Report]
>>21584037
Mmm, just a big ol' knob of cartilage and skin.
Anonymous No.21584215 [Report] >>21584220 >>21584223
>>21583429
>>21583595
>what did she mean by this?
She's in a moving car, in the driver's seat, not holding the wheel and not looking at the road. She meant she's sui- and/or homicidal
Anonymous No.21584220 [Report] >>21584223
>>21584215
>in the driver's seat
i think it's more likely that she's in the passenger seat and the video is flipped
Anonymous No.21584223 [Report]
>>21584215
>>21584220
The video is either flipped or it's a car with a third row lol, she's not driving
Anonymous No.21584369 [Report]
>>21574552 (OP)
>>21576106
>>21577832
>>21582109
I just jizzed watching and thinking about these webms.
Anonymous No.21584438 [Report]
>>21583429
I was waiting for the part where she crashed. I'm disappointed.
Anonymous No.21584439 [Report]
>>21584037
Fuck that looks like a headcrab.
Anonymous No.21584457 [Report]
>>21580311
>And look at their suicide rates, they have dedicated suicide forests. + No children. A society of losers.
Japan is rich, homogenous, has low rime rates, and a high HDI. This makes it one of the best countries on earth, and their birthrates are fixable.
Anonymous No.21584464 [Report]
>>21580692
yeah this always confuses me you hear it all the time about japan but i looked it up and their birthrates are very similar to a lot of european places i think the news etc jsut talk about it because they want to fill japan with pajeets
>>21583947
>I don't know when this dumb angle started getting pushed
probably since women got in to politics kek
Anonymous No.21584466 [Report]
>>21574654
for starters she does pick up tea on the fork i used to drink juice with a fork like this when i was younger
Anonymous No.21584468 [Report] >>21584864
>>21574647
they made themselves puke after this video to retain their physique, i dont get how people stay shredded like this i did it last year and was eating only chicken and peas once a day
Anonymous No.21584486 [Report]
>>21582138
i got some in japan it was nice heinz also does little premade ones https://files.catbox.moe/rki44t.jpg
Anonymous No.21584489 [Report]
>>21575522
based
Anonymous No.21584491 [Report]
>>21575518
just kill them
Anonymous No.21584493 [Report]
>>21574555
>onion laundry basket
lol
Anonymous No.21584498 [Report]
>>21574565
thats pee
Anonymous No.21584534 [Report]
>>21575518
so by... giving them tasty meals they'll stop doing crime once they get out... somehow
Anonymous No.21584571 [Report] >>21584693
>>21575844
Who is the intended audience? Men or women?
Anonymous No.21584579 [Report] >>21586087
>>21576820
>>21577025
I don't know you guys don't care but i can't live in peace without clarifying this
The video is from Pakistan
Anonymous No.21584682 [Report]
>>21583433
yeah, she's only half black
Anonymous No.21584693 [Report]
>>21584571
obviously men??
Anonymous No.21584862 [Report]
>>21583947
prison has to be rehabilitation for people who are going to get out of prison or they're just going to do exactly the same thing upon release. and you actually do see this with prisons where they will offer programs so that well behaved inmates can leave prison with knowledge and skills to get a real job and stop being a professional menace.

imo prison should be a lot more strict and militaristic. and all of the lifers in prison who are still gang banging, drug running, and murdering each other should just be turned into dog food.
Anonymous No.21584864 [Report]
>>21584468
They are doing it after some bodybuilding contest
Anonymous No.21585093 [Report]
>>21580207
Is that crab rangoon? Why would anyone eat this?
Anonymous No.21585146 [Report]
>>21580311
this brown loser grew up being told he wasnt inferior to white people
Anonymous No.21585152 [Report]
>>21574647
the africans did it better
Anonymous No.21585155 [Report] >>21586092 >>21586486 >>21586552 >>21586565
Anonymous No.21585171 [Report]
>>21581333
then go to youtube and use the keywords from that clip to search the full vid you fucking retard, should be easy unless you actually have down syndrome
Anonymous No.21585577 [Report]
>>21581951
A cake spinning at 5 gorillion rpm would instantly decorate the whole veranda.
"the cake is a lie" is the lection for the child here. dad may have autism but is doing a good >child now has learned
>"trust no one"
Anonymous No.21585795 [Report] >>21585819
>>21583868
>he fell for it
it's still not real
Anonymous No.21585819 [Report]
>>21585795
Tard
Anonymous No.21586075 [Report]
>>21575779
>every single slice is assymetrical
how did indians figure out how to fuck up cutting pizza? Genuinely pioneering new methods of failure.
>>21576014
I guess SEAmonkeys are no different, used to work at a pizza place and nobody was fucking up the dough and cheese like that, and they moved about as quick.
Anonymous No.21586087 [Report] >>21586544
>>21584579
>I don't know you guys don't care
You can't speak english jeet. No one cares if it's from Pakistan because you are ethnically the same people, the country was divided less than 1 generation ago.
Anonymous No.21586092 [Report]
>>21585155
>you could be gambling, fucking prosties, or going to an actually good party but you paid thousands of dollars in plane tickets to got a fucking matcha party with a bunch of other dorks
who even does this type of shit for fun? Is this the type of shit investment bankers from NYC do for vacation because they can't come up with anything fun to do?
Anonymous No.21586110 [Report]
>>21584106
You had a dumb teacher, i was taught that jupiter is bigger than the sun
Anonymous No.21586452 [Report]
>>21583312
Lovely
Anonymous No.21586486 [Report] >>21586502
>>21585155
What the non-reproductive do to fill their lives always amuses me.
Do they ever stop the hedonistic treadmill and realize their lives have no meaning?
Anonymous No.21586502 [Report]
>>21586486
i despise the wealthy but you don't get to be the arbiter of meaning, Anon. there is no way we can claim that someone else's actions or existence have no meaning unless you plan to lean on some retarded religious claims. choose something material on which to critique the people you dislike. there's plenty to choose from.
Anonymous No.21586544 [Report]
>>21586087
I got an 8.0 on IELTS. It was merely my phone's autocorrect spazzing out plus I'm seeing phantom touches these days. It just might be time to replace my phone
Anonymous No.21586552 [Report]
>>21585155
This is the most efficient ragebait in the thread by far
Anonymous No.21586565 [Report]
>>21585155
I hate women