Thread 21584897

it's the lord's day, /ck/onfess your cooking and or eating sins anon

i put the screw in the tuna :(

Indian food tastes good, I just wish they were more hygienic.

I say I like to cook but in reality I mostly like to eat

I like to put tarter sauce on pic related

I drink limoncello with my meal

I can't cook.

>>21584897 (OP)
I like pineapple and pickles on pizza

>>21584897 (OP)
Please save me, I'm consigned to a can of pringles sour cream &

onion, what shall I do?

>>21585207
I say I like to cook but I actually hate everything I make because it's not good enough

>>21585358
For me, I always feel as though I can always do better. Even when I can appreciate what I and everyone else especially can appreciate what I make, I always have this hollow feeling that drives me to do even better next time.
It never ends.

>>21585342
Hopefully those are Grillos pickles

>>21584897 (OP)
Ate far too much this week. Delivery included someone else's food as well as mine. It was great but I was very non-comfy afterwards.

I put my big bowls in a place that's a pain in the ass to get to because my propensity to eat big portions too quickly like a fucking animal has been getting in the way of managing my weight even if I eat less meals
Stupid dopamine

>>21585355
Finish the entire can and then don't eat anymore of them for the rest of the day.

>>21585560
As a kid, I was encouraged to fill out my plate, finish what was on my plate, and to do it before everyone else finished eating.
Obviously, I was a fat teenager and had to actively force myself out of that behavior. Part of that was avoiding large plates.

I left a raw steak under a taxi drivers seat

I ate all the ribs and blamed the dog. The dog wasn’t allowed to have dinner that night.

>>21585582
here in the uk you need a license for any plate over 6 inches in diameter. it's just common sense and i dont understand why americans are so against plate control that could save countless lives.

I mixed sprats with beans for lunch and now I am bursting at the seams

Also my microwave smells like fish

Check out my freezer

>>21585806
What's in the ice, anon? WHAT'S IN THE ICE???

>>21585853
NOBODY KNOWS

>>21585806
I see a vegetable.
The Berlin Wall was still standing when it went in, but it's there so it counts.

>>21584897 (OP)
i actually enjoy food

>>21584897 (OP)
I buy REALLY high dollar cuts of meat, and make burritos, or chili with them.

Filet mignon
ribeye
A5 wagyu

Ill make a bunch of foods then get drunk for days and not eat the leftovers because Ill be drunk ordering food..which sometimes I dont finish either. Then it all sits in my fridge after my week long bender and has to be thrown away.

>>21584897 (OP)
I put doritos on a frozen pizza because I didn't have any meat or vegetables. It was terrible.

>>21585342
not putting cheese on your toppings is the real crime in this picture

>>21585582
I feel this so hard. I coped by being very active and burning all those calories which was fine until I got hit by a car and was immobile for 6 months and crippled after.

>>21586006
I crushed up doritos and put it on a salad because I had no croutons. It was pretty good.

I have yet to go to the asian market and try long pepper.

I hate eating food and love cooking for anyone else

>>21586056
marry me?

>>21586065
Im a guy

>>21584897 (OP)
there is no god

>>21586070
don't worry you can be the girl

>>21585560
I started eating with a small spoon and it slowed down my eating so much that sometimes I'm full like halfway through a bowl of food.

I rarely cook.

i gotta stop eating so many cookies every day

In early June I binged on most of an assorted krispy creme dozen and threw away the rest.

>>21584897 (OP)
Last night I ate an entire cauliflower crust pizza to which I added a cup and a half of extra mozzarella and pepperonis. 93g of fucking carbs I ate in one sitting. And my guts were so pained this morning in the bathroom. I haven't felt like that for YEARS. I ate a big salad too. So I guess it was just all that cheese and the carbs my body isn't used to. I usually have no problems because I eat a fiber meal every day.

>>21586070
>I'm a guy

he posts while also posting "art" that only little girls should be interested in. lol

>>21586143
i eat chips with chopsticks

Cooking is one of the few things I really do enjoy but often times I can't even bring myself to go grocery shopping, or sometimes after I do go grocery shopping I can't bring myself to actually cook. So I just eat shit and feel like shit, I don't even know why I do this, maybe I just deserve to be miserable or maybe I'm just a lazy piece of shit.

>>21586317
*pepperoni

i havent cooked since i moved back in with my mom

>>21584897 (OP)
I actually can't cook anything but i enjoy browsing ck
I am however a decent baker and enjoy baking breads, plus i also enjoy drinking coffee. But normal everyday cooking? Can't do it

>>21584897 (OP)
I don't know how to cut an onion. I have to use picrel every single time.

I have that McDonalds craving again.
Every day or so I go get 3 or 4 cheeseburgers from my local McDonalds. Its the only thing that still has some kind of value and I just like the MSG slop taste.
It will pass.

>>21587251
Lenny knew all along.
>>21584897 (OP)
I cook too much. I shop every day and make everything from scratch. I don't go to restaurants any more, because they serve shit, like, you know.

>>21587293
Once I started cooking, restaurants immediately lost their appeal.
You can't expect me to spend $14 (plus tip) on a chicken parm sandwich when I know damn well it takes $5 of ingredients and 10 minutes of work to make one at home. And you're using frozen prepared cutlets anyway, fuck outta here.

>>21585212
Those are really really bad. Better off making them yourselves with frozen/canned stuff.

I BOIL THE PIZZA
I BOIL IT

>>21587367
Is this the new death grips song?

>>21585806
Reminds me of pictures of glaciers in Antarctica.

>>21586677
trim the ends
cut it in half
peel shit that you dont want
cut it length-wise to the ends, but not fully through
now cut it 90° to the cuts you made before
wallah

>>21586326
magical girls are manly anime okay

I can't help myself but I have try every shitty, and 90% of them are really shitty, new burger at Maccas.
I don't even go there more than once a month or so otherwise

Was on a road trip and didn't end up eating until 6 p.m. Ate some fried garbage so I could get back on the road. I'm slipping back into carbs, dammit. Can't let that happen.

>>21586677
Those release the sulfuric compounds and ruin onions if you aren't really careful. If you more than rough chop them with a food processor it will smell awful and you'll have to throw them out. Garlic you can chop to almost a paste but onions are too wet and it doesn't work.