Thread 21678222

maybe is you're poor

>>21678222 (OP)
This shit is bananas.

>>21678222 (OP)
There used to be a place near me that did cheesy focaccia topped with mortadella, burrata, and olive oil. So good. I miss em.

ass crack maybe.
remember, your tummy bugs have hijacked your stomach's neurons. cravings are alien signals. take a multivitamin and a probiotic.

>>21678269
are the "tummy bugs" in the room with us now? what are they saying?

I'm looking for sun dried tomato. I got hooked on that shit around 2006 or so and recently wanted it but can't find it. Or at least it's not as common as it was back then.

>>21678273
>he doesn't know
you're a real faggot nigger shitsucking kike chink concubine

>>21678273
we are, we make him post shit like this
>>21678277

>>21678279
i bet you didn't even know your stomach has neurons, did you? uneducated and illiterate faggots such as yourself deserve hanging

>>21678222 (OP)
youve never done crack though

>>21678277

Oh yes, NOW I am completely convinced.
How could I be so blind.

>>21678303
you sound diddled

>>21678303
why the fuck would i give a shit whether the truth is convincing to a tranny?

>>21678301
no i've never had the opportunity

>>21678222 (OP)
patrician taste

>>21678233
this is the shit

Enjoy having ten years taken off your lifespan faggot

/pol/ is leaking out again...

>>21678269
>>21678277

>>21678222 (OP)
Bologna?

>>21678276
>sun dried tomato
that's the good fucking shit.
hope you can find some.
protip:the drier they look the better they taste.
if you see the skin coming off/floating around the jar (assuming you're buying them in oil) it means they're shit and mushy

When Boar's Head shit the bed I needed a new source of head cheese and HEB started carrying this and it's the best I've ever had outside of farmer's market fare.

>>21678222 (OP)
I gave a piece of mortadella to a neighbor's cat and that cat fell in love with me. She'd put her back legs in the top of my boot and hug my leg and ride around with me.

>>21679202
Boar's Head shit the bed?

>>21679277
Almost quite literally

>>21679280
can you elaborate?

>>21679297
a few months ago boars head recalled all their products because people were dying from eating liverwurst and the factories were inspected to be more disgusting than anything you can imagine

>>21679297
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_States_listeriosis_outbreak

>>21679277
>>21679280
>>21679297
>>21679315
>>21679316
Here's the even bigger concern:
(1) Especially in current, you would expect the whole Boars Head company to be canceled over this [literal] shit. But no, every supermarket deli I've visited still carries their meats.

(2) Even if you don't buy Boars Head products, you are risking CROSS CONTAMINATION every time you get meat from the deli counter. (You don't see them using a different slicer for Boars Head, right?)

This is not case of some iceburg lettuce failing to get washed, this is a company that has built an empire on filth and yet continues to market its slimy fecal meats as "premium".

>>21679315
>>21679316
gross
I wonder if they'll ever recover.

>>21679339
I'm seeing their stuff in stores again but they've clearly lost their "you have to carry only us and nobody else" bargaining power. I don't think they can ever do that again when major retailers found themselves with barren delis due to recalls.

>>21678222 (OP)

for me its pepper mortadella

>>21679394
That article says that they've been habitually filthy, a culture of defiance of codes.

>>21679411
Which is why I have continued to avoid them. Between HEB carrying other stuff and improving their own store brand selection I don't see myself going back for anything but the mortadella and even then that's if:
A: They show that they've had their shit together for some time.
B: I don't find something better in the meantime.

>>21679426
>Which is why I have continued to avoid them.
You can't avoid Boar's Head if your store sells any of their shit, because of cross-contamination from shared deli slicers.

>>21679435
>cross-contamination from shared deli slicers
God damn it I hadn't even thought of that. Now I have to buy my own deli slicer you stupid asshole.

>>21679468
Even that might not be enough. The store brand might be sourced from Bears Heads "factory seconds" for all you know... the scraps that fell on the Boars Head factory floor and were trodden into the bathroom on the worker's boots. Boars Head probably has the employees scrape off their boots at the end of the workday to make your Great Value baloney.

>>21679592
>Great Value
Anon plz I haven't bought meat at Walmart since I was a college poorfag. I never personally had a problem with it but something about a tray of stew meat having an origin label with like half a dozen countries just seemed off.

>>21678222 (OP)
I grew up poor as shit, so macaroni/cheese loaf and olive loaf bologna meat mishmashes are my favorite deli meats. An Iberico ham sandwich with cheese sandwich is good, but nothing hits home like a slice of Kraft with mac and cheese loaf.

>>21678222 (OP)
In Italy, in order to be a “Coglione Di Mortadella” (person who slices Mortadella) you have to successfully complete a 32 week class, afterwards you receive a certificate and are allowed to wear the white Coglione uniform.

>>21678222 (OP)
>t. anthony bourdain

>>21679468
if you tell them you have an allergy they have to clean the slicer before serving you. when i used to work in a grocery store deli we had a third slicer which we left clean just in case someone asked so depending on the location it might not be that inconvenient

>>21678222 (OP)
Looks like dog food

>>21679959
>rolls off the table
>nothing personal kid

>>21678260
>wopslop