Thread 21686671

Every time i share pictures of my food with my friends, they are angered or disgusted. Are they right? It tastes good to me
>rice cakes, yoghurt, cheese, carrots and sausages.

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>>21686671 (OP)
If people have to ask wtf are you eating, then it might be bad. Is that a tub of potato salad, or some kind of onion salad?

>>21686681
It's in the description

>>21686671 (OP)
did you cook the carrots and rice cakes? what kind of yogurt?

>>21686689
Rice cakes yes, carrots no
Greek yoghurt

>>21686696
maybe add some white onions and some hot sauce or a dash of maggi. as long as you enjoy it do your thing.

>>21686671 (OP)
>Is my food bad?

>>21686709
Out of the things i eat, this would be the one that i would think people would have least critique over

>>21686671 (OP)
yummy

>>21686733
post more then

>>21686671 (OP)
>>21686733
This is almost as bad as the god bless guy

Almost
At least yours doesnt look like sewage

>>21686888
Leave God Bless guy alone, there is method to him. This thread, there is no method to the food. Just chaos. " Let me throw some crap together in a plastic bin."

It looks like you picked 5/6 random things out of the fridge and mixed it all up.

>>21686671 (OP)

I'm listening, OP, because that's what no one ever did.

>>21686671 (OP)
Jack?

>>21686671 (OP)
Because it just looks like a trough of slop, honestly. And not in a good way, like chili or stew. It really looks like you dont know how to cook so you just prepared a few ingredients and threw them together in a bowl. Like what a 11 year old kid would "cook" while learning to cook

>>21686888
As shitty as that guy's food is and looks, he at least understands how to make a soup/stew and to cook things in broth.
OP's pic is what i thought cooking was when i was in elementary school

>>21686733
Yeah you probably eat literal shit, so I get it

>>21686869
Idk if i can find the picture but when i am too tired to cook i just mix a raw egg with breadcrumbs and eat it

>>21687061
The crumb of the bread cooks the raw.

>>21686671 (OP)
do you have no taste buds? are you OK?

>>21687069
I think i am

>>21687162
nigga...

>>21687061
>>21687162
yeah thats repulsive. i see why your "friends" make fun of you.

>>21687061
>>21687162
How can you stomach eating that? I'd want to hurl in three mouthfuls.

>>21686671 (OP)
why are you sharing pics of your food? no one wants to see anything other people are doing.

>>21686671 (OP)
You wanted to make me mad? Fine, I'm mad.

>>21686671 (OP)
is it really that hard to find any source of protein on your area other than cold cuts
I always have a hefty bowl of this stuff called "atchara" and either fish or chicken, and I only have a cup of rice a day
the rice cake+cheese+yogurt combo sound abysmal

>>21686671 (OP)
ano you arent a man unless you make and enjoy some kinda familiar sloppa you wouldnt serve guests

>>21687061
>>21687162

bro got that crippling depression

>>21687162
>>21687061
jesus fucking christ I'd just kill myself at that point

>>21687194
i enjoy the texture, and breadcrumbs make it just taste like wet, a bit saltier bread

>>21687344
>it just taste like wet, a bit saltier bread
wtf just take a regular bread and dip it in something then
you disgusting subhuman

>>21687355
the texture is this nice sandy thing i can't really replicate with bread

You know what i think i'll make it again

>>21687368
idk why you just cant have an omelette sandwich at that point

>>21687394
too much work
also they just don't taste good, i'd rather make the shittiest scramble possible than an omelet

>>21687412
you make me sick you fucking baby

>>21686671 (OP)
>Yog Hurt

Be more American, faggot.

>>21686926
Do you think that image is humorous? That's the level of 'clever' bigotry you operate at?
Pathetic.

>>21687007
No, the godbless faggot does NOT know how to cook things in "broth". Only you think that is broth, canuck. Fix your teeth and stop being a fat pig.
Stop posting on 4chan altogether.

>>21687061
>>21687162
You're one of those "food is merely fuel" people, and you're leaning into it by foisting your terrible ideas and photography on everyone and pretending you don't understand what the problem is. It's subtle trolling or something.
The rest of us have standards, and we'd NEVER eat egg yolks mixed with bread crumbs like that. It's fucking revolting! Fuck you.

>>21687450
I am polish

>>21687249
>sloppa

That's a faggy word. It's awkward and doesn't fit. I don't even like reading it silently. It doesn't flow and I'd never speak it. Sounds like baby talk. Can you imagine using the term "sloppa" with other people?
I hate you guys and your stupid jargon.

>>21687442
This. And it's why he's here. He's learned that people hate him and it now serves as some kind of thrill for him. Like negative attention being better than no attention. This is clearly the product of childhood neglect.

>>21687462
And apparently Poland.
Perhaps the old jokes have some merit.

>>21687458
It really doesn't taste that bad
if you heat it you end up with crunchy bread(?) tasting bits but i usually don't have the willpower to do that when i mix it up

>>21687162
Now this shit is retarded. Just fucking make a egg cheese sandwich, and eat some yogurt after.

>>21687466
Just buy baby food and eat that.
You'd be better of nutrition wise and at least there'd be different flavors.
Just an idea. Matches your mental state as a bonus.

>>21687494
It would be expensive thou

Maybe you should try some cooking lessons or therapy, therapy would be better.

>>21687162
did you make that for your infant son?

>>21687490
Yoghurt on its own is fucking disgusting

>>21687460
It's just the natural denigration of the word. Picture the 2 chili dogs not included here, they looked like a slop o shit. Messy food was a slop a shit. Then casserole dishes and other random homemade meals became sloppa. It's like nigga, the word is ultimately meaningless because people use it to refer to so many different things

>>21687494
lol, this.

>>21687501
Thou? You're so dumb!

>>21687726
I choose not to use it at all. It's embarrassing that anyone does.

>>21687599
What country are you from where there's an H in yogurt? You know it's the uncommon, retard spelling and yet you continue to force it on us.

CONFORM.

>>21687061
sugoi

>>21687061
Add a dash of milk and put it in the microwave for a minute or two. Takes zero extra effort.

>>21686671 (OP)
>sausages.
you mean hotdogs...
I'll tell you what, OP, I like all of those things separately, but this is a case where the sum of the parts is...not great.

>>21687856
hot dogs are sausages by definition

say what you will but OP is the type who might survive the winter

>>21687162
jesus christ man

>>21687451
Uh, he's a black ally, chud? Back the fuck off!

This thread is bait, right? I mean there's no way someone would actually do this...

>>21687940
so will i. i'll be surviving on delicious soups and roasted meats and veggies, not fucking raw eggs and breadcrumbs.

>>21686671 (OP)
Of course it's bad, it needs some garlic

>>21686671 (OP)
>>21687162
your friends actually don't bully you enough. you should be shamed for this until you change your ways. what the fuck dude.

>>21687162
Someone teach this gentleman about tuna and mayo or even a peanut butter ball with some oatmeal and nuts in it

Back from sleep
>>21687752
I don't have a microvave
>>21687740
Poland
Maybe it's brit english idk i say colour as well
>>21687974
I can send a video of me making it, but i ran out of eggs
>>21688216
The latter ia okay

>>21688293
>Maybe it's brit english idk i say colour as well
It is. Congratulations, it means that you don't spell words like a 5 year old

>>21687460
trvke

>>21686733
show me

>>21688513
probably not the worst but it did anger my friends

>>21688746
explain

>>21688797
It angered my friends.

>>21687455
Im not Canadian and ive been on 4chan since around 2010. Not going anywhere. You must be an election tourist. Feel free to fuck off back to TikTok or wherever

>>21688819
Go eat shit if you love it so much

>>21688821
no thanks i'm not American

>>21688819
based addict
glad to see another retarded oldfag

whats your guilty pleasure to put in poutine?

>>21688817
what is "it"?

>>21688895
IT'S IT

>>21686709
That's a 3-ball lol what a FOOL

>>21687061
>i just mix a raw egg with breadcrumbs and eat it
i know this is a troll thread, but i unironically do this.
usually it's for when i realize there's too much egg for the egg wash so i just put a bit aside and mix it with the bread crumbs.
i wouldn't eat it as a meal tho, usually it's like a spoonful of the stuff.
if i can be bothered, a bit of oil and a pan basically turns it into a hash brown kind of thing

>>21688895
Sorry for not answering, that anon isnt me
It was my attempt at fried rice. Had some leftover mashed beans so added them to it

>>21688943
kek

>>21686687
No, it's not, because that description is nonsense and can't possibly be what you made.

>>21689056
i boiled the rice cakes, then mixed them with yoghurt and shredded cheese, fried up some sausage, cut up carrots then mixed it in after

>>21688966
My mother used to do that, probably that's why i developed a liking for it

>>21687451
Fuck off nazi scum!

>>21689254
10 reddit gold for you sir

is this how y'all niggaz be eatin' now that EBT and SNAP are down??

>>21688859
I am not Canadian, only had poutine maybe three times in my life. Im American
>>21688821
The fuck are you on, anon

>>21689520
>>21688293

>>21689254
No

>>21688999
Explaijn

>>21687501
Ok,
>get lots of veg
>chop up
>fry in butter till transulncent
>add chicken stock + salt and pepper
>blend
Bam, cheap health baby food.

>>21686671 (OP)
yes

>>21687162
lol, days later and this is still rightfully getting all the revulsion it deserves.
Anon probably won't stop eating it though. I really can't get over it. If you fried it in butter like a hoe cake or something it might be okay. But just yuck! I can imagine the gritty mouthfeel of it

>>21687162
in ops defense, a spanish omelet can have uncooked runny egg and its delicious.
i guess frying potatoes would be too much of a chore for you op.

>>21690260
honestly, i do fry potatoes up sometimes. I just like the egg thing more

>>21690254
It's like very soft sand, basically dissolves in your mouth

>>21690330
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_omelette

digivolve anon