Thread 21694953

Thread for discussing coffee and coffee related topics.

Golden Brew edition

If you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz

If you're old and confused whats your favorite cup?

>>21694953 (OP)
PISS
OUT
MY
ASS

south park reference btw

lychee coffee smells like weed

why are there six different kinu m47's and no comparison chart for all of them? the item descriptions all say the same thing
https://kinugrinders.com/collections/grinders

>>21695115
M47s all have the same burrs with varying levels of bulletproof construction. Some(I think classic and titan) have a little different feeling adjustment but they're all stepless.
>Phoenix-Base model, stainless steel body, abs "funnel" and stabilizers, o ring'd catch cup, silicone band instead of thumb stop
>Titan-Upscale model, titanium-steel body(different material, watch/jewelery grade steel) and funnel with machined rings for better grip,metal stabilizers, magnet catch cup, thumb stop
>Classic-Original model, SS body, funnel and stabilizers, magnet catch cup,thumb stop
>Simplicity - Phoenix with magnet catch cup and metal stabilizers
>Rebel- Simplicity with titan rings

one big, one small, one medium, one titanium

>>21695115
Get the classic kino grinder.

>>21695256
Thumb stop on simp and reb too whoops.

I normally drink black coffee, but have recently begun to enjoy a little cream from time to time. What are some other simple things without turning my coffee into a Starbucks diabetes milkshake?

>>21695288
try using oatly

>>21695288
you already ruined it

>>21695288
peanut powder
chocolate
warm spices
methamphetamine

what is the absolute cheapest you could get a pound of non stale coffee beans in the US? is it really going to be like $20?

>>21695498
take melanin supplements

>>21694957
thank you, sorry i was asleep.

>>21695288
>cream
explain

>>21695498
If you're lucky, you can find grocery store beans that are within two or three weeks of their roast date. Could be had for as low as $10/lb
Calculate the roast date from the best before date. Common timeframes are 12 months, 18 months, and 24 months. Lavazza for example, sets their best before date 24 months out from roast. You can look up the stats for other major roasters. If you can't find it online, you can try asking customer support directly.

>>21695498
not the cheapest option, but a lot roasters sell first batch/test roasts heavily discounted. i've seen a kilo for as low as $25

had one
thinking about another...

nothing like the first monday espresso am i right

>>21696001
wait wait
the first espresso on a monday or an espresso on the first monday?

https://www.blackwhiteroasters.com/collections/all-coffee/products/r-esteban-zamora-cinnamon-anaerobic
Should I buy the 12oz or 2 lb bag? Never bought anything from B&W besides their "The Natural" before.
2lb bag is a better value but I'm worried I may not like the cinnamon anaerobic...

my dial-in has been funky lately, i don't know if it's these new beans or my shitty dedica of 8+ years is finally dying

>>21696216
when did you last clean/calibrate your grinder?
when was your last descale/group head cleaning?

My folks sent me this photo the other day, saying it was for "until we receive our Hario coffee dripper from Amazon". What the fuck am I looking at?

>>21696283
what exactly about this image is confusing
it's an interesting image but it's obvious what is going on

>>21696283
it looks like a hick pourover.
or if you kept adding water, a hick cold brew.

>>21696283
>What the fuck am I looking at?
they are smarter than half of this general

>>21696206
Using imperial is ripping you off. They're stealing 93 grams off you.

>>21696206
dont buy things because they are a good value, buy things because you know you want them and can afford it
if you dont know, be conservative and buy a reasonable amount of something you want to try
this will prevent waste of both money and products

>>21696423
a humble trvke to start the week

>>21696439
i just dont care to see rampant consumerism in my hobby to be desu with you
lets try to spend money thoughtfully and intentionally you guys

>>21696456
thank you for being desu with me.

>>21696298
Fucking checked

>>21696423
…
I can afford to buy a Rolex and I think they’re cool but I’m not going to buy a Rolex because dropping 15k on a watch that tells time worse than a <1000 dollar watch is retarded.
Back to /r/eddit my midwit philosopher friend

>>21696456
what grinder you running?

>>21696513
Mortle and pestar.

>>21696481
what do you think checked means

>>21696490
>poor and retarded
sad

>>21696490
sounds like you dont want a rolex

>>21696582
sounds like you don't want a coffee

>>21696665
of course i do you buffoon
why do you think im making some as we speak

>>21696538
it means i checked your post

>>21696720
what do you think checked means, why do you think people say it

>>21696762
I checked your post and really liked it!
It's like an upvote xD

>>21696762
to check posts

>>21696789
ironic deflection from being a newfag is still being a newfag

>>21696797
Roger dodger checked that.

>>21696797
checked and keked kind sir

>>21696538
>>21696720
>>21696762
he clearly meant to reply to this post
>>21696299
or possibly this one
>>21695577

>>21695498
Costco, a little under $20 for 2lbs. Roasted a week ago.
>>21696720
Fanny Dooley loves coffee but hates brewed beans; why do you think that is?

egg nog coffee

>>21696283
>What the fuck am I looking at?
poor over

>>21696865
>>21696863
>>21696856
>>21696824
>>21696818
>>21696812
>>21696797
>>21696796
>>21696789
checked

These last few uploads have really convinced me CoffeeChronicler is a fucking moron.

>>21696943
you only JUST realised this?

>>21696818
Thanks for the gold kind stranger

my gold is too strong for your comment

bambino and df54 still goated poorfag setup? e24 classic isnt really an option because my gf will be using it and she wont put up with waiting 10 mins to preheat.

>>21694953 (OP)
FFS, OP.

Previous: >>21676592

>>21697308
If you were satisfied with the brewing capabilities of the barista express, yes, you will be happy with a bambino.

>>21697308
my d54 makes a weird noise sometimes
the customer support said to keep it on while adjusting the grind setting and thats about i

>>21697308
Or a 64mm shardor off amazon.

>get a sack of coarse ground coffee
>toss it into french press
>feels a bit watery
>try again but by grinding the grounds myself into a fine powder
>toss into french press again
>coffee tastes better
why did this commercial brand not grind them that much in the first place?

>>21697715
you get what you deserve

>>21694953 (OP)
Tranime weebs only good purpose is to become organic fertilizer for the fields

>>21697756
i guess. from now on i'll just buy beans instead. fuck preground.
>>21697759
anime website anime usebase desu

>>21697765
>anime
>posts manga
listen here you little shit

>>21697773
otaku website

>>21697812
do you think girugamesh likes coffee?

are YOU going to buy hoffmanns new mug?

>>21697878
No. Shill your eceleb elsewhere.

>>21697880
thats not very hoffee of you anon.

>>21695288
You know most non-Americans only use low fat milk and it's perfectly fine.

>>21697878
I would if it wasn't 22€

>>21698004
he looks rather "zesty" dont you think?

>>21698021
all british men are made for bottoming

>>21698039
But they're fugly...

I like prefer light roasts
I use a burr grinder
I brew in a french press
Splash of half n half, enjoy with a bagel and apple for breakfast

>>21697878
No I exclusively drink out of handmade glass and non leaded crystal.

What do /we/ think of the kingrinder k7?

>>21698295
is it bench mounted?

holy shit bros i just saw the news
starbucks is selling 60% stake of its chinese operations!
happening

>>21698378
who?

>>21698388
starbucks, the premier coffee establishment of the western world

>>21698388
Boyu.

>>21698378
So what are the implications for us high-end coffee drinkers who exclusively drink specialty coffee?

>>21698411
see a shift towards chinese marketing in the next 6-12 months
hope you like hong kong half and half (half tea half coffee)

>>21698405
>western
not from where im sittin

>>21698378
down almost 15% this year

>>21698411
Prices will continue to rise now that less people have access to Starbucks commodity coffee. There will probably be a small increase in local cafes and roasters. "Specialty" coffee will become a very trendy, like the recent matcha trend.

>overshot my pourover again
FUCK

I should really use my scale, but it's so much more fun to freeball it.

>>21698462
>he doesn't count the number of beans

>>21698497
I overshot the water. My bean count was within range.

>>21698511
this is why immersion brewing is the solution

>>21698521
I was using my switch...

>>21698546
bro....

>>21698572
bro is orb backwards. can't be a coincidence.

Anyone else had red bird coffee? I've ordered from them a few times now, different types and roast levels. They only seem to send out very oily, very over-roasted beans. Medium and light roasts almost cooked black. I think I'm avoiding them after this.

>>21694957
>>21694957
>PISS
>OUT
>MY
>ASS

>>21695288
>coconut oil (non-refined)
>cardmom
>nutmeg, clove, cinnamon
>pinch of leftover boiled eggshells (attenuates acidity)
>condensed milk, Vietnamese style
>finer grinds and shorter hotter brewing times

>>21698703
why use coconut oil instead of cream?

>>21698732
no particular reason

>>21694953 (OP)
https://youtu.be/sPqLx2O0_pc?t=12

>>21695288
Salt and rosemary.

Noob here. What are some /ctg/ approved mugs? The ones we have are way too big

>>21695288
I add a slice of butter every Sunday as a treat

>>21699023
Origami makes some great ones.
https://www.slowpoursupply.co/collections/origami-cups

>>21697759
Not your website.

>>21699065
Ty anon

>>21699108
If you're looking for cheap just buy a set of whatever Libbey mugs pique your interest from a restaurant supplier.

>>21699026
i tried butter coffee but i didn't like the slick layer on top. whipping cream is better since it distributes the butter fat through out the drink and makes it evenly silky

>>21699023
get that whiskey competition tasting glass

>>21698632
based oxo rapid brewer chad

>>21698732
Adds body to black coffee in particular. Can help attenuate an over extracted harsh cup too. 'Bullet Proof Coffee'. Try butter (salted and unsalted) to taste, then a lesser amount of creamer as well. And those Mexican hot chocolate nubs + eggnog for the dairy, for something sweet.

>>21699513
mm that reminds me that i should start preparing my eggnog batch to age until christmas

>>21699513
didn't they add something particular to bulletproof coffee? like some sort of MCT oil? what in the world is that

>>21699554
i think mct oil is part of coconut oil that melts the fastest

>>21699554
Medium chain triglycerides. Saturated fats. Supposed to be good for alzheimers and shit. Bulletproof guy is an autist who went to tibet, got hooked on super fatty yak butter tea and wanted to make something like it back home.

>>21699570
>>21699574
I was looking to try bulletproof coffee but when I found out about having to use this MCT oil thing I just said "that seems like a very troublesome thing to add because I don't know what it is" and how good does it even taste anyway

>>21699252
oh she has to go?
let me go make a fresh pot.

>>21699579
oil doesn't taste like anything

>>21699586
retard

Christmas is coming, I've been thinking about getting a coffee machine.
Should I get a simple nesspresso machine with capsule, or go full autismo and get a machine using whole beans?
I'm no coffee snob or enthusiast, I prefer tea. I just want something to taste okay and not poison me too much in the long run.

>>21699641
budget?

>>21699644
I don't know, up to 300€ but I don't see the point in investing too much money in something when I can't tell the difference with cheap instant coffee.

>>21699641
oh and here are some resources(the machine in your picture is called a superautomatic/bean to cup machine so here is a video on that
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZEM1cC86t8
and for nespresso, uhh just see this video and check if anything is too your tastes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvMwNnAtTL8

there are always going to be compromises, as im sure you already know from being a tea fag.
teafag- mean teabags are very convenient and cheap and easy for anyone to lean how to use, but they dont taste good.
so what are you willing to compromise on.
taste?
budget?
complexity?
>>21699649
>I don't know, up to 300€
lol
lmao

>when I can't tell the difference with cheap instant coffee.
if you can tell the difference between cheap tea and expensive tea you can learn to taste the difference between cheap coffee and expensive coffee.

>>21699651
Sorry if the prices are off, I'm not a hobbyist and really have no idea how much machines cost.
>if you can tell the difference between cheap tea and expensive tea
I can't, honestly. I tried expensive tea with full leaves and cheap supermarket powder. I can only tell when I'm drinking my college's instant tea, which is bubblegum-ish tasting powder supposed to be mint.

Honestly I just want something tasting decent, simple to use and with the minimum maintenance.
Thanks for the videos, I'm looking them up!

>>21699656
grim...

>>21699656
i assumed you were from /tea/ so i thought you were into specialty tea and that influenced my response.
sorry

>>21699677
No worries. I'm just a guy who drinks tea.

>>21699641
Best money for quality & least work required is a delonghi superautomatic with a milk system, like a Magnifica Start with Milk.
As long as you have the space for one of them compared to what would be a smaller capsule machine.
They take a little bit of work to setup it up for the max temp but once you've got that done you push one button to get an espresso shot only, a shot + hot milk, or a shot + hot water. Obviously if you want an iced drink you add ice to a larger cup after doing the shot.
If you want to spend more for an improved user experience with more buttons and more drink options, get the Dinamica Plus.

>>21699641
>Should I get a simple nesspresso machine
if you only drink a coffee once every few days, this is by far the best options
for price and taste

there are other capsule / pad machines that are cheaper
but also usually taste significantly worse

there are always offers where you get the Nespresso machine for free if you buy like 250 capsules (~180€)

>or go full autismo and get a machine using whole beans?
these machines need cleaning, maintenance and for
>>21699649
>up to 300€
you won't get a good one anyway

if you want to experiment with beans, your options are
>French Press
>hand drip coffee
>moka pot
all are cheap but you need a good coffee grinder which will be >100€ for a good hand grinder or >200€ for an electric one for decent entry level models

personally I'd go with a french press, as this is the easiest option to experiment

>>21699681
well for cheap you might be more interested in filter coffee.
a moccamaster is about $300-400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nh6fCP9Zhc
or for something cheaper and smaller you could buy the clever dripper(hario switch too but its a different shape and i personally prefer the cup profile from the clever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpOdennxP24
and you will need a grinder
so you should get a Kin Grinder K6 or 1Zpresso ZP6
or something in this video(feel free to do your own research)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VohJapkObs

REMEMBER the coffee grinder is the most important part of making good coffee
a good grinder with bad beans will make better coffee than a bad grinder and good beans

it's morning
you know what that means right

>>21699697
goffee?

>>21699697
masturbation?

>my coffee sensitivity/allergy/sneezing might have been caused by mold here and other place or other allergens
we're back

>>21699777
how did you find that out?

>>21699649
>I can't tell the difference with cheap instant coffee.
That's genuinely impossible unless you have a medical condition. Have your wife prepare a blind taste test for you.

>>21699783
>your wife
lol

How do I keep bed flat in pour over

>>21699779
I lifted my mattress of the floor and realize I moldmaxxed for a while (current situation) after cleaning this I proceeded to drink coffee and did not sneeze
other place I lived at was a allergy hazard (smoking, pets, old beds)
this is my theory for now
maybe false

>>21699948
>of the floor
i hope you are an orphan that was never taught anything in life, otherwise you have no excuse for such disgusting behavior.

>>21699948
Are you the anon who was living in a shed with no running water?

>>21700003
i assumed it was italianon
didnt he have coffee digestion issues too?

>>21700018
This anon sneezes. The other one's asshole bleeds. I'd assume thats why he fell out with his elderly lover.

>>21700022
sometimes i sneeze when i shit
so maybe the asshole and the nose are connected
this anon should get his butthole checked out.

>>21700039
sometimes when i shit, or sneeze, my arms and legs go stiff and I feel a pain deep in each limb, feels like my bones are being compressed from each side. but i have never sneezed while shitting, i think i might die if i try it

>>21700054
you need more potassium and magnesium

First milk drink in multiple months. Made macrofoam instead of microfoam and part of the milk was merely warm.
I'll improve tomorrow, which isn't a high bar considering how bad I did today

>>21699904
there are many ways:
swirling after putting all the water
stir clockwise then counterclockwise
i like to just do multiple pours, if you do 4 or more it will flatten itself

gonna

taking a break from coffee is hard because i am bored of regular water

>>21700347
morning already?

they weren't lying.
this shit is SUPER buttery
like drinking bulletproof coffee.
like cinema popcorn butter.
apricot and butter
100%
im glad i waited like 2 months to rest this
god damn
(its sold out sorry)
and when i bring my nose to the cup, there's the strawberry.
five senses dont miss.
brewed idk 15g to 300ml?
SUPER long immersion brew(clever)
3 agitations(1 every 5 minutes)
tiny bit of funk left in the mouth.
smooth, heavy, rich, buttery
perfect, literally not one thing wrong with it.
>>21700406
yes
8:24am
perfect morning
beautiful blue sky
zero clouds.
wbu?

i dont make many tasting blogs these days but this one deserves it.
i think it was another ausanon that alerted me FS had it.
:)

>>21700551
Black honeys are always a hit. High risk, high reward processing.

For me its the estropress.

>>21700654
Impressive.
Let's see the burr.

>>21700686
$200 bottom adjustment is just retard bait in 2025.

>>21700723
>italian conical burrs

>>21700723
>conical burrs
:|
>conical burrs, italian
`0`

>>21700654
I like the handle design but that's about it

>>21700654
>>21700723
no way that's 200 fucking USD

>>21700793
its real
$199.95
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI2wBJcHNjM
shilling has begun

>>21700805
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI2wBJcHNjM
>the steps/clicks are fucking gigantic

>>21701054
~$400 on an aeropress premium + AP grinder
or
~$400 on a v60 and df64?

>>21700756
>>21700738
seething chinks

for me it's the zp6. just works

>>21701116
uhmmmm your zp7 anon?

it's morning
you know what that means right

>>21701562
knock it off julie

We should have just let this die last thread.

>>21702000
>what are timezones

anyway
just replaced the gasket and competition filter and deep cleaned my E&B Lab 6 cup moka pot
and made a coffee with it, its *ssiiiiip* good :)
have coffee arriving today

what about you,(stupid grumpy prick) have any nice coffee recently?

and a reminder to all to clean their coffee equipment
:)

>>21702221
You're well aware that I exclusively drink nice coffee at this point. Doing some fall cleaning this week, trying to rearrange my garage a bit to get a bit more work done this winter. After that its time to get roasting, resting and freezing. Captain's just ran a 25% off sale on some of the coffees I've posted about this year so I grabbed a l o t. Elkin Guzman Carbonic, double washed Finca La Manoa gesha, couple more full priced lbs of the Don Abel. Haven't even roasted that one up yet but the greens smell so fucking good I needed more.
https://thecaptainscoffee.com/products/honduras-las-botijas-don-abel-natural-organic?variant=42554471120985
Today might be a minmax panama day.

>>21702221
how do you deep clean your moka?
i have a three cup Bialetti and i just rinse it out every use and occasionally scrub under the gasket and run a q-tip through the spout
but it always seems to leave a bit behind
enjoying a cuppa right now (: need to roast more robusta but my the overheat sensor on my popper croaked ):

>>21702249
>You're well aware that I exclusively drink nice coffee at this point.
its polite to ask :)
maybe you fucked up brewing your nice beans?

>>21702320
>i have a three cup Bialetti and i just rinse it out every use and occasionally scrub under the gasket and run a q-tip through the spout
well yeh basically that
but i use various sized toothbrushes that i have just for cleaning
also dish soap obviously(diluted) otherwise you will never get the oil off.
basically just spend about an hour thoroughly going over every part of it.
using a damp paper towel to check parts to see if anything rubs off after i cleaned it
if it does then i need to keep cleaning
if not then its clean and i can move on to the next bit.
i do this about every 6 months

>>21702335
thanks for the write up

are espresso shots supposed to be incredibly sour? i just ordered a single origin shot (ethiopia yirgacheffe) from pic related and it was undrinkable. its really funny how they have all these fancy drinks and lattes on the menu yet fuck up the simplest thing

>>21702339
no problem :)
its also good to clean out the threads
even though coffee doesnt get in there it still gets "dirty" from the metal rubbing
and screwing/unscrewing should be as easy and satisfying as possible as thats the main way you interact with the device.
so i like to make sure its clean and smooth.
i rubbed some paper towel in there and it was dirty
so i cleaned it :)
also took off the screw and top handle thing as steam from the coffee hits the lid which has a screw holding the lid on it and sometimes that can get dirty
so i just do that too
>>21702350
no
>(ethiopia yirgacheffe)
its a light roast im assuming and is supposed to be light and fruity
so high acid
and can taste sour if brewed wrong
or simply you are a tastelet and cant describe what coffee actually tastes like.
skill issue basically.

>>21700145
significantly better this morning. Still a long way from doing latte art but idc

>>21702350
>supposed to be incredibly sour?
that's under extraction. Grind finer and/or increase your ratio

>>21702359
>skill issue
why are most people who say this also trannies?

>>21702435
>everyone that i disagree with is a bad thing and people who are bad things are wrong!
are you really that much of a coward that you cant admit you have low skill?
or are you perhaps some kind of tranny chaser whose fetish is seeping out into your every day life
projecting your fantasies onto others uncontrollably.
and then lashing out when confronted with the truth of what you are.

>>21702455
you wrote something that is common for trannies to say

>>21702462
are you saying you consume vast amounts of trans content?
you do you but im really not interested in your fetish.
please keep your fantasies to yourself.

>>21702472
jej your seethe about being called out just proves that you are indeed a troon

>>21702478
>seethe
cope

Had another barista nightmare

>>21703243
what?

>>21703309
Had another barista nightmare

>>21703340
>tranimals

>hes looping
sad really.

>>21703243
The one where the sexy barista roofies your coffee and has her way with you? Yeah I've had that "nightmare" too

Is there a bigger soiboi in the entire coffee influencer verse?

>>21703589
>soi
go back

>>21703446
your coffee should be brown, not your skin.

>>21702350
Yes and no.
A lot of espressi, especially expensive ones, have a lot of citrus flavors no matter how you prepare them. If the shot lacks complexity and you can not taste anything other than lemon, it was most likely prepared wrong, but I'd be surprised if this was the case here.

Hipster coffee shops serve mostly fruity espressi these days , because that's what customers want. Just tell them next time you prefer a chocolatey shot and they'll make you something you like.

>>21703591
I know, oat is so much better

problem?

what happens if i moisten my puck with water and then push air through it? will it be super espresso?

>>21703702
no

just had my morning cappuccino
nothing like the taste of coffee and oats to start off the day am i right

>>21703754
>coffee and oats
separately right anon?

can I use espresso pucks to make french press?

>>21703789
no

>>21703766
heh... let's just say i milked an oat, if you know what i mean

>>21703589
Literally who

>>21703812
Why not, it’s gonna soak for a while anyway

>>21703836
Don’t act like you don’t know.

>>21703837
there is no coffee left

>>21703847
What if you use pressure to squeeze out the remaining coffee?

>>21703789
no, most of the coffee has already been extracted and all that's left is stuff that will taste bitter

>>21703914
its gone anon
is in the cup of espresso that was made with the puck

i think minsitrygrounds is kill
anyone know of any good green coffee bean sellers in aus?

>>21704318
https://coffeesnobs.com.au/forum/market-square/beanbay-banter/1024346-beanbay-green-bean-release-october-november

>>21704333
>If you would like to order this item, you will need to register or log in.
cringe

>>21704352
This is why I don't help you anymore. Remember years ago how I was getting Loma La Gloria Red Bourbon Black Honey and Finca Monteblanco Purple Caturra for <$7/lb? It was from GreenCoffeeCoop. A buying forum. Thats the australian equivalent. You can pay retail or take 20 seconds to make an account. I really don't give a shit.

>>21704367
calm down

Finally tried oatmilk and its pretty fucking good. Sadly they don't sell the unsweetened version at Costco so I don't get extra calories and mess up my girlish figure.

>>21704367
>I really don't give a shit.
THEN DONT REPLY!
god you have such a stick up your ass
always with this attitude
>remember this obscure thing i said one time years ago
no mate, thankfully we dont live in your head so no one remembers that.

im glad you like using forums to buy things
and im glad you get better coffee for cheaper prices
but i dont like that shit
i just want a faceless accountless online storefront to buy greens from.
same as i would never dm an Instagram account to buy something even though this is apparently a very common thing to do these days

you dont HAVE to reply or help or whatever especially if you recognise the question comes from someone who previously tried to help and it didnt work and you dont like giving advice to because they usually dont listen or follow through
its ok mate.
no problem.

i hope you have a good coffee today, i know you always do.
:)

>>21704784
>anyone know of any good greens sellers that fit my ausstistic requirements?
>no not that one why would I want to buy coffee from people who enjoy roasting and sharing good greens?

>>21704510
got a blender? throw some oats in there with some water, blend, and push it through a cheese cloth. boom, no-sugar-added oat milk for cheaper than any other way

>>21704923
lol

>>21704510
>unsweetened
they sell it at aldi if you have one in your area

>>21705133
>not made in china
make your own

>>21705133
i make fun of "just make it at home" fags but this time thats the right answer
your requirements are autistic, you wont find what you are looking for on the market.
plus a french press is just a filter the same size as the cup
you could turn a thermos into a french press in an afternoon.

>>21705133
Bodum Chambord?

>>21705133
>no plastic
Someone with a CNC and a lathe.

How long should I let an anaerobic coffee rest before making coffee/espresso with it

>>21705867
a month

>>21699904
m e l o d r i p.
I brewed HS Kenyan Gatomboya.
12.5:225
6.8 Pietro Pro Brew

>>21705995
why so coarse bro

>www.amazon.com/Pour-Over-Coffee-Drip-Assist/dp/B0DB13LLRB
A cafe near me switched from using melodrips to this. Is this thing actually better than a melodrip for less?

>>21706027
its more or less exactly the same but cheaper and easier to use

>>21706035
So in other words the melodrip is obsolete now?

>>21706054
yes
at least from what i can see

https://youtu.be/i9VL_YHpjeU?si=WgTD6YaCF03ob1zD&t=589

Let me guess, you think you need more

>>21706035
>>21706054
Real melo on a stick is still going to give you more control over agitation. That's a knockoff melodrip lift. Made for a wbrc guy for his custom mk drippers.

>>21706185
Yep, I want cortados and cappuccinos!

>>21706185
the basket is dumb and i dont like it

>>21705133
>I need
No, Anon. You want.

>>21706431
>100 years of coffee technology advancements
>no one has beat the simple stove decanter

>>21704923
I might do that actually I just need to get some cheesecloth
>>21705121
No, sadly

Why do American specialty pseuds sneer at Italian coffee?

>>21706769
because they think their burnt, bitter, over extracted but ultimately low caffeine low dose low yield coffee is the pinnacle of coffee and there is no point bothering with anything else

napoli coffee is actually alright thoughbeit

>>21706769
Robusta is fucking gross. Dark roast low altitude full sun brazilian arabica is extremely one dimensional.

Why is it the roof of masterson?

>>21706608
You don't really need a cheesecloth if your blender is powerful enough and you don't mind a little bit of silt at the bottom of your glass.

>>21706956
Will a mesh strainer do? I have some oats. I will try it tomorrow and report.

Unless I get lazy.

>>21707024
>mesh strainer
It'll catch some of the bigger chunks, yeah.

>>21706920
beg your pardon

bros... i've been brewing coffee for about 6 months now, but i'm getting kinda tired...
sometimes i wish i had a super automatic machine so i could simply press a button and have my cup, even if the quality is inferior...

>>21706769
Italian coffee is dark roast robusta
If you want to taste something besides burnt, you've gotta use lighter roast arabica

>>21708218
I had a super automatic, it's not bad. Shots lack body but not having to measure and grind beans, WDT, tamp, and time your shot makes it a viable trade off on some weekday mornings.

Got my Bambino, got my Baratza, still haven't pulled a decent shot yet and now my coffee bag is almost empty.
Sad!

>>21708555
>got my Baratza, still haven't pulled a decent shot
Found the issue :(

>>21708558
Yeah I should've gone with a better grinder, now I know. I'll keep on trying, probably a skill issue mostly.

>>21708571
A craftsman is only as good as his tools

>>21708594
I'm a beginner and I'm not sure why everyone's advice is "start with few tools", honestly it's just super hard to make a clean shot with just the basics, I always make a mess, I'll just gear max now.
Like using a cheap grinder is honestly a chore.

I brew coffee in a pot now, with a little bit of sugar at the bottom. I don't even bother filtering it, I just pour it in a cup and drink until I start getting the ground sludge

>>21708599
Post beans.

>>21706185
>Robot
>DF64
>fresh light roasted Ethiopian beans
unironically engame

>>21708699
>endgame
im so tired of this phrase in relation to gear acquisition
i understand it. but its so overused

French press makes the best tasting coffee

>>21708699
is the df64 really THAT good? i've heard the quality control is basically nonexistent
i use a k6 with a drill lol

>>21708751
its a good. cheap, flat burr grinder
thats about it
and yeh it comes from a generic chinese factory.

first coffee in 24 hours
its so good it makes me want to take 24 hour breaks more often

>>21708894
>he doesn't wake up and enjoy a double espresso and nothing else
every day is a 24 hour break

>>21708571
>probably a skill issue
In this case, it's not.

>>21708966
What do you suggest? I can get rid of the Baratza and get a better grinder, I just don't know what's the first decent one for espresso.

>>21703589
that's it i'm done drinking coffee

>>21708975
take a look at the DF54

I think I'll skillfully pull some espresso.
>>21708975
Lagom P80. Or p64 if you can get one used.

>>21708975
DF54 if you know you're going to keep it stock. DF64 if you know you'll upgrade the burrs in the near future.

>>21709013
>>21709016
>>21709029
Cheers, I'll look into better options.

>>21709029
why would i want to upgrade my burrs?
what's the use case?

>>21709057
Different burrs grind coffee differently. High fines espresso burrs might be what you want for dark roast beans and milk drinks. Won't be great for super light filter coffee.
https://espressoaf.com/guides/burr_catalog.html