Time for a CapeKINO FIGHT!!

My HERO would WIN!!!

This is THE thread.

First for Touhou

>>149067072
Canon.

>first post
This thread is off to a good start

How fast will Thor be in his next fight?

>>149067123
If he comes back he'll probably fight Superman or a Wonder Woman rematch, in both cases they would probably just slap infinite on him from some of the stuff Mjolnir did in Cates' run and call it a day. Decent chance he would win both.

>>149066999 (OP)
>Time for a CapeKINO FIGHT!!
Nope it's a toonkino fight. I hope we won't get another capeshit vs capeshit fight for the time being

>>149067123
Sub Jonesy level

>>149067140
Current Thor has full Odinforce, Gaia's power, Zeus's power, Power cosmic and embers of the Phoenix. That leans heavily into Thor's favor if he fights Superman.

>>149067123
Kek. Someone post that "those were for charity Clark" with Thor edited on.

>>149067194
On the official Discord one of the researchers mentioned they wanted to do Superman vs Sentry and a rematch of Thor vs Wonder Woman, so genuine possibility Marvel goes 2-0 against DC next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYhWYzSU7-M (15:28)
Yup. Simon beats Kyubei.

>>149067218
I kinda want Thor to fight Superman.
>WW rematch
A fight that Thor should have won from the start.

>>149067157
Nobody gives a shit about toonFAGGOTRY.

Could Storm defeat this version of Korra?

>>149067246
I can see the appeal of doing a Thor vs Diana rematch since it's a good matchup and the first episode was literally unfinished because Torrian's PC exploded. Only issue is it was already a debatable fight and Thor has gotten significantly stronger since while Diana hasn't, and I doubt anybody would be considering her golden form from Death Metal.

>>149067260
Post Korra creating a planet level titty milk storm.

>>149067218
Proof?

Hey, the Jaden vs Ben guy finally got enough animated for a preview

https://youtu.be/VhfC7CXO-Uo?si=AFUmI1zqaZkPZrJ2

>>149067218
Sentry vs Superman? I don’t think so. Sentry hasn’t really done much outside killing a Celestial. Knull beat him, Hulk beat him, Thor beat him, I think you’d have to really wank his mental powered or get an edge

>>149067218
Superman beats Sentry however

>>149067295
An anon posted it in an older thread.

>>149067315
I think the problem would be how Superman even kills him, since after he unlocks his molecular regeneration in Dark Avengers he only ever dies when he lets someone kill him. The exception is Knull, but that was due to Cates literally not knowing what Sentry's powers were and Ewing later retconned it into being weird Anti-All stuff as the reason.

>>149067335
>Ewing later retconned it into being weird Anti-All stuff as the reason.

Ppst scan to support claim

Goku? Extraversal.

>>149067326
>Speedy
>Shit taste
Of course.

>>149066999 (OP)
Absolute vs Ultimate

>>149067352
>Fat She Hulk

Gross

>>149067344
Loses to HERO

>>149067343
He writes both Void and Knull as being remnants of Anti-All (basically Marvel Mandrakk) to explain what Knull was talking about when he said Void is a part of him. Cates said on xitter he didn't actually mean anything by that line and it was just supposed to sound cool so Ewing did this by himself.

>>149067377
reminder that this same run has Doctor CHADange fuck Galactus' mom

>>149067123
They scaled Ghost Rider to infinite for making it to Asgard, so that

>>149067218
Wonder Woman definitely loses, Superman might lose if they argue DC is 12D and Marvel is infinite.
>>149067246
In fairness he ran into at a time where DC was trying to make her comparable to Superman. 5 years earlier and 5 years later it's a different match altogether.

>>149067404
>strange gets to plap this every night
BEAST

Just rewatched Hulk vs Doomsday and realized they use the same Human being's anger limit for Broly. Do you guys think it'll be mentioned during Godzilla

Tier list of possible Touhou Match ups ranked on how good or bad they are
>Good Tier
Yukari Vs Gilgamesh
Reimu Vs Kratos
Cirno Vs Jack Frost
>Okay Tier
Reimu Vs Arle
Sakuya Vs DIO
Reisen U. Vs Erina (Rabbi Ribi)
>Whatever Tier
Yorigami sisters Vs Wario Brothers
Remilia Vs Rachel
Houraisan Kaguya Vs Otsutsuki Kaguya
>Cancer
Kasen Vs fleetway Sonic
Sakuya Vs Hit
Flandre Vs Beerus

>>149067410
Wasn’t the 12d thing from Imperix’s big bang and not the actual cosmology

>>149067410
At the time I think Wonder Woman probably won via being faster and piercing and being strong enough Thor at least couldn't one-shot her (technically this is what the episode argued but it was done in a stupid way), but even setting aside Odinforce scaling Ewing just directly gave Thor regeneration recently so that's out of the window.

>>149067335
This line of reasoning is more in line with what Death Battle cynically would probably do, if you’re looking at the fight in the sense that it’s two fighting game characters controlled by powerscalers. If you actually consider the fact that Sentey is severely mentally ill despite being pure power, and is in character willing to just give up and let someone who is morally righteous kill him once he realizes he is not in control, it becomes more clear.

It’s basically Scarlet Witch vs Zatanna again where they both can basically do anything but one is so unstable they’re falling apart while they’re fighting while the other one is more intelligent, experienced, and calm. Sentry in dipping into his more destructive abilities in trying to kill Superman (and becoming more and more in line with the Void) would simultaneously become less in control of himself and, in character, would wish for Superman to end him then and there to prevent any more destruction. Superman could also just talk-no-jutsu Bob like Reed did in the original mini-series to just wipe himself from existence, and he takes a while to come back from that anyways (which would probably be regarded as a win under Death Battle rules). It’s not like Sentry can instantly kill a non-jobbing Superman either, even in N52 he completely punked Mxyzptlk’s telepathy and reality warping due to the love of his family, and Sentry doesn’t really have the exact control over reality that Mxyzptlk does (even if he does have raw power on that level at his peak).

>>149067447
Why is Remi vs Rachel so low? Where would you put Luigi vs Sanae?

>>149067377
I don’t see any mention of the Void or Knull unless he’s the dragon

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149067377
>>149067516
>Ewing, Al (7 November 2022) Al Ewing Has Left on Twitter: "I'd rather have that as a tantalising question than a boring answer - and if I change my mind or another writer disagrees, that's a story for a comic, not for a tweet. Would you rather have the potential for a great story in the future, or a dull, dusty factoid right now?" Twitter. Archived from Ewing/status/1589672550862184448 the original on 22 February 2024. Originally retrieved on 4 August 2023.

He did answer it. He just kinda flip flopped on it

>>149067335
>>149067484
Also Dr. Manhattan in Doomsday Clock had the exact same ability of reconstituting his molecules whenever he died and was convinced Superman could kill him, and was so demoralized in trying to rewrite Superman’s narrative only to fail that he was convinced to literally kill himself

>>149067547
He got better, though.

>>149067484
To an extent but at that point it would also depend on how the fight even starts. Under normal battleboard-circumstances of both characters staring in a neutral location and trying to at least incapacitate the other for no particular reason Sentry has no reason to get to that level. It's not like he jobs to mental state the moment he fights literally any hero, him letting Thor kill him at the end of Siege was after a whole year of plotting and him being driven to the brink while the Void was about to kill everything, similarly with his original miniseries. Sentry fought Hulk in World War Hulk just fine when he had a confidence boost, in Agents of Wakanda Merged Sentry was perfectly fine beating the shit out of Thor while monologuing to himself, and by Sentry Volume 3 his Merged form is supposed to be him as a whole entity who no longer has mental struggles anymore (though other writers ignored this so take it as you will).
You need specific circumstances for the fight for it to be "Sentry just lets Superman kill him", because his mental instability even when present manifests in different forms against different heroes. Compare it to the Life Force which has driven everybody who uses it insane specifically in the sense of making them off-kilter and susceptible to smarter opponents. I don't think you need to argue that for Superman to win anyways, like you said I doubt Sentry would use his esoteric abilities.
>>149067516
The dragon emblem is his and a later comic by Ewing has Eddie call himself the Anti-All, iirc the beginning of the comic implies Anti-All is the original manifestation of Sentry's void while Lifebringer One is Sentry himself.

>checks out a TomCoyote video
>guy says Coyote should win by doing pic related to Hell itself so Tom would be unable to recover his lives after death

>thread so far has been genuine comic powerscaling discussion with barely any shitposting
Huh

>>149067600
"They" haven't awoken yet

>>149067600
I'm sorry but someone insulted Goku on /a/ so I'm busy.

>>149067377
>Strange channeled the energies of three iterations of the Marvel Multiverse to help Lifebringer One.

Does he beat Nabu now?

>>149066900
>>149066908
To be clear, fighting in this degree of gravity is a durability feat more than it is a lifting feat. 300x gravity would not just be a weight pushing down on you, but pulling down on all of your components. So even your cells would be experiencing 300x weight.
That's not even getting into things like the amount of pressure your heart would have to generate in order to pump blood through your body at these scales.

>>149067447
And for those who wondered about Reimu's characterization in the previous thread:
The core of Reimu's character consist on the idea of someone who's very good at her job despite lacking the training, motivation, or discipline for it.
Reimu is like 98% Talent, her strongest attack is a insta win button that rewards her being lazy and not trying to win too hard. She rarely trains her abilities, spends her days drinking, being a lazy ass bitch, and thinking of new ways to get people to drop donations into her shrine.
She is loud, reckless, emotional, and easygoing.
But when it's time to exterminate Youkais or solve an incident she is ruthlessly efficient, to the point of being scary to human and Youkai.
Her job is to keep the status quo in Gensokyo but she still thinks humans are the most valuable thing in Gensokyo and sometimes enjoys exterminating Youkai (according to Miko Reiki wishes for a peaceful and lazy life with some small sprinkles of action and excitement in between)
>>149067499
Remilia would get the Kratos treatment but worse because she has few showcases of her True power, there's a lot of potential scaling with her but not enough visual representation In my opinion, and it doesn't help that (for what I've seen) Rachel has a few problems for DB of her own.
Sanae Vs Luigi is a Whatever for me.
Luigi has lots of better MUs and the only thing I want to see from Sanae is her painful dead. It isn't cancer because at least the MU itself lacks strong negative points.

>>149067639
No, he's just channelling power that isn't his own, as usual.

>>149067377
What even is Anti-All in the scheme of things between One Above All, Below All, and Crown Above All Things?

>>149067639
Funnily enough the end of the Clea Strange mini-series had Clea and Strange fuse into the same kind of dual-gender form Kent, Inza and Nabu used in the episode, which allowed them to beat the corpse of Sentry possessed by a billion spirits.

>>149067570
I agree with you that normally Sentry’s instability wouldn’t be an issue in fighting against the majority of opponents, insofar as he would just brute force in his regular, contained state before he ever gets into any issues. The issue is that Sentry as a ticking timebomb would just more likely become unstable over time, and the examples of Sentry fighting Thor and Hulk there were relatively short fights, and ones where Sentry already had developed histories with both of those characters, Hulk especially. Merged Sentry being the end of his mental troubles is unfortunately contradicted later as you noted, and although a stupid development it is canon that he decided to stay dead finally after Knull because he finally gained peace as opposed to being constantly tortured in life by his mental demons.

It’s not even necessarily that mental stability is the issue here, but just that Sentry is not “complete” in terms of his memory being untrustworthy, his experiences being likely hallucinated, and some of his backstory being potentially just blatantly imaginary. By “unstability” I then mean that he would probably be challenged by the exact opposite of stability, experience, and clear-headedness that Superman embodies, especially with the new DC All-In event cementing his premier status of the universe’s “moral arc”, while Sentry is specifically someone who shouldn’t even exist and is rejected by the universe.

>>149067675
Okay, drain Fate dry

>>149067675
isn't that what he always does? he just waves his hands and goes "the power of cumulon rex" and then uses some other guys power via magic

What other death battles caused immense seethe?
Rank em

>>149067691
Too late, he's already turned your universe into a snowglobe from two multiverses over, according to Death Battle.

>>149067447
What about Youmu vs Danny Phantom

>>149067711
Why don’t you post actual feats for Nabu

>>149067697
Thus >as usual

>>149067703
Top 3 IMO
Kratos vs Asura
Supes vs Goku 3
Simon vs Kyle. It makes me think I have recency bias because of how recent all 3 are but other notable ones are Wally vs Sonic and Ben vs Hal. Also on Xitter all Sonic episodes and fan battle has Cell vs Metal Sonic

>>149067593
would that not work?

>>149067722
I don't read Dr Fate. But I know what Death Battle believes about him. Strange was vastly outclassed, and that rainbow health beam does not split that difference.

>>149067703
Every episode where a sonic character loses

>>149067688
I get what you mean but I think you could just draw a comparison between how different Superman analogues are depicted in Marvel. It's possible a Sentry vs Superman fight could be a Doomsday Clock-esque clash where Sentry questions his own existence against a moral and ontological paragon in the form of Superman that precludes a traditional showdown, but it's also possible it could be more akin to how Sun God is depicted in Hickman's Secret Wars, where the Superman analogue fails in the moment (albeit his beliefs are later shown to be true in some form) and it's used to highlight how the Marvel universe is cynical and less optimistic. Or JLA/Avengers, where the comparison in the attitudes of both universes ends up putting Superman off-edge and affects him mentally as a result of him being a paragon for his own universe in the way Cap is for his. The entire point of Age of the Sentry is that Sentry's entire fake silver-age history, if it happened, would shift the Marvel universe to be more light-hearted and less grounded just through his existence, and that idea is kind of reflected in more recent comics if you take the implications of Lifebringer One at face value. I'm basically saying I don't think you could take a fight between Superman and Sentry as this fundamentally philosophical clash when that itself varies for both characters and their overall depiction, it's an interesting way to look at it for sure but I don't think you could pidgeon-hole it as the way the fight would always end up leaning into. In that sense, I think it's more fair to consider it as a traditional superhero action figure punch-up as opposed to basing it all on how those slightly-histrionic meta elements compare.

>>149067658
I'm pretty sure both characters are all scaling no feats so it should be fine in that regard, but I'm worried about how db would approach her fate manipulation that has never done anything notable

>>149067730
Simon vs Kyle had all the seethe front-loaded because it's actually Ben vs Hal seethe. Simon vs Kyle is basically non-existant - it's just an extension of Ben vs Hal.

>>149067730
Did Supes vs Goku 3 really actually cause that much seethe? These threads devolved into shitposting as expected but pretty much everywhere else it was received very positively, even on xitter and Dragon Ball subreddits people were praising it and saying it was the best take on the fight.

>>149067730
I can't really do anything Kyle unfortunately, Sonic is furshit but I can think of something, Blazblue melt downs are obscure, but they were really fucking funny.

>>149067838
Good point, still the fight between Goku and Superman is eternal with stuff like rapist Russians and Elephant-sama, Supes going 3-0 did not help the shitposting with db saying he has no limits.
>>149067865
Are you the AI guy?

>>149067803
Oh, I never thought you should classify the fight merely in those terms, just that one as a complete character would give more advantages over the one who is incomplete as a feature, and not as a bug. I wouldn’t consider any of the meta-stuff with Superman applicable in this debate except through Sentry’s status as being “outside” the universe and as an intruder allowing him to shape it not working against someone like Superman due to his narrative fundamentality, although that wouldn’t really come into play most times than not. The main thing would be that Superman actually has access to all the stuff in his backstory as a complete experiential history, while Sentry in the majority can’t trust his memory or even the objectivity of his mental faculties.

>>149067786
Things don’t even stay stable inside sweasns, you’re gonna use what they said 5 seasons ago?

>>149067681
It was a giant dragon from the third multiverse so it's probably another aspect of Oblivion.

>>149067935
It's the only indicator of Death Battle's thinking on the subject, and we know returning fighters just get stronger. Are you really sure your rainbow health beam requiring the living conduits of two other magical beings focusing their intent matches the multiversal GOD Death Battle has already made Nabu out to be?
Also,
>sweasns

>>149067909
I can see what you mean, I'm moreso saying I think it would basically get away from the point that the winner would still by all means end up determined based on their showings and what they've done, and that Sentry has enough in his more limited history that you'd need to properly discuss it and it wouldn't be an easy debate for Superman. I think if anything it's sort of a trend for Superman expies in other media to be more impressive than an average Superman in their showings, because Superman expies are generally based on the conception of Superman as a mythic all-powerful hero most remembered for his best showings, while Superman himself also has much lower showings and more grounded stories which don't bleed into public conscience as much. A lot of people's conception of Superman's power is still based on him flying so fast he reverses the Earth.
On that note, Marvel itself has evidence going both ways for how much of Age of the Sentry is an accurate reflection of his 616 history, which makes it an interesting topic.
>>149067681
The same Defenders series says that Anti-All came from the Below Place, so it's strongly implied to be an extension of the One Below All.

>>149067072
>AIshart
Pen victim

>>149067925
Barbatos likes him. Knull is a nice little snack.

>BarJOBatos

>>149067999
>snack
GAYbatos

bros, i'm scared.... why are people discussing comics in detailed and well-written posts... g-go back to cuckposting please, i beg you....

>>149067999
>produces immediate seething
Trips of TRUTH!

>>149068020
Tranimebro......

>>149067968
Are you really sure your rainbow health beam requiring the living conduits of two other magical beings focusing their intent matches the multiversal GOD Death Battle has already made Nabu out to be

A, Power drain has been a notable factor lately.

B. Their arguments for Fate winning had been based on the concepts of experience, speed and not much besides the title of “Gods”, and keep in mind a factor was the idea Strange needed incarnations when Zatanna vs Wanda while having incantations mentions, pointed out Zatanna had performed magic without such constraints many times.

Like Strange

>>149068020
DCbro...

>>149068047
So you're not sure, and that's all you have. Good to know.

TEAR A HOLE IN THE FIIIIILLLLM

>>149068020
Simonjeet...

>>149068020
Simon...

>>149068020
/dbs/...

>>149068020
Kratosbro...

>>149067006
FPBP.

>>149067972
I mean in a sense the concept of a schizophrenic Superman as displaced from the universe is itself linked to the constant reinterpretations of Superman as culture itself develops and swathes of his history are rewritten to either modernize or devolve in some reactionary cycle. Superman as of post-1985 was completely different from his past, to the point where the past Superman was killed multiple before being brought back in some salvaged form. Sentry as this being alien to the universe and yet so paradoxically central to it is effectively some writer’s compartmentalized version of Superman given sentience and leave to run around trying to figure out why he was nipped from the buds of the comic pages. It’s why putting him up against all these differing versions that he’s parodying is such an issue, as in Paul Jenkin’s original run you even see Sentry forgetting and remembering different elements of his back story correspondent different eras of comic history and not knowing which one was the “real” version of himself.

>>149068125
Flandre next question.

>>149068066
Black Tom Solos

Also jumping into the conversation about Sentry but isn't Void like invincible or something? Like he has never been defeated by another Hero. I would assume Supes only wincon is the Phantom zone but this being comics I wouldn't be surprised
if he can break out of that. In a battle of attrition wouldn't void just beat Supes?

>>149068123
Fuck that garbage writing, holy fuck.

>>149067703
Like in general?

Ben VS Hal is the biggest one with Kyle VS Simon being the flipped extension of it. Ben VS Hal was the then popular powerfag character (Alien X) getting btfo by "lol DC" and then Kyle VS Simon was "lol DC" getting wanked and put on the highest pedestal only to get btfo by a character whose english va also happens to voice teen Ben Tennyson..

Kratos VS Asura was more a general insult to common sense for people but people knew going in the only ways that shit idea for a matchup was going to go (either they go fanfic wank to have Kratos win or Kratos gets swatted again.) Though I think another large part for the hate was because of just how fucked up it got outside of the result. Shit like the animation being bad, music not working well for it, the result being spoiled before airing, and the built in alt ending implying they don't really buy Kratos actually winning

I think Goku VS Superman 2 might have caused the most seethe of all the GvS eps due to how 'disrespectful' it came across as but its been awhile

There's also other ones like Toph VS Garra, Buu VS Kirby, and Tifa VS Yang.

Archie Sonic VS Wally was a fun one at least on /co/ specifically where it was the DCfags seething somehow at just the possibility of Flash losing to Sonic. We also had fun things happening like VAnon showing up and spoiling the rest of the season during that.

>>149068125
My wife Jo'on is the strongest

Why are the death battles always about manchildren capeheroes duking it out and never cool contests of wit or expertise outside of just fighting.

>>149068202
Because it’s called Death Battle. You battle, to the death. What’s not to understand. It’s like if you watched Epic Rap Battles and wanted them to have a lawyer off instead.

>>149068123
Based on how Paul Jenkins describes him in interviews I think the meta-aspect of Sentry as "the pure and perfect all-powerful paragon that is Superman can't exist in marvel because if he did he would take this form" is intended to be secondary to Sentry as a stand-alone character commentating on mental health and depression. Arguably Jenkins could just be bigging up his own writing but I think that reflects in the work as well, the idea that the Sentry's history is incoherent and in superposition is used as a framing device for Bob's anxieties and self-doubt more than it is a commentary on the nature of Superman and Marvel, though that is certainly an aspect. It's what I mean when I say I don't think it's an issue putting Superman against Sentry even as a pastiche, because Sentry himself can be viewed through a kaleidoscope outside of one limited to his derivation of Superman. It's kind of funny that in real life Sentry's actual comic history is just as retcon heavy and paradoxical as it is in-universe, in a sense Sentry proves his meta point about how someone like him can't exist in the Marvel universe via how he's written by different writers.
This has been an interesting discussion, normally I'm just one of the Thor shitposters who posts an image of him alongside "ENTER" because I like Thor and vs discussions (and Death Battle itself to an extent.) Always enjoy getting to have a proper conversation.

>>149068202
Because those are creatively written narrative based scenarios. Death Battle doesn't create, just regurgitates, with numbers.

>>149068215
Epic Rap Battles have characters of all varieties and fields of expertise utilise those to "own" one another. That's why you can have Peter Griffin v Deadpool v The Green Mask v Bezos v. Hancock v The Fresh Prince of Bell Air v Herobrine v Alternate Deadpool v The supporti g cast of Family Guy and Deadpool v God(as Peter Griffin) v The Devil(as Wade Wilson), also vs R.Kelly. or Hitler vs My Dad.

>>149068020
Kylesister...

>>149068125
What fan-comic is this from? Reverse image search doesn't turn up anything.

>>149068238
Not really. I don’t remember Roosevelt vs Churchill having a manage government off or ERB’s Goku vs Superman having fighting. It’s just a popular crossover series so people feel entitled to ask for it to be something else entirely

>>149068238
I notice you didn't post link to the Rap Battle you mention in example. Is it because you're full of shit?

Fine, let’s do hypotheticals. Okay, if a starving kid in Gaza gave Luffy a sandwich, how long would it take for him to defeat Israel if they went to war with him?

>>149068276
No one can defeat Israel.

>>149068216
I agree with you. Obviously he’s a much bigger character botched as separated from the original vision, but it’s interesting seeing Jenkins seeing the importance of the mental health aspect as being faithfully inherited in the Thunderbolts. Obviously in a sense it was itself somewhat a development of the Marvel Knights label and what was allowed there in its liberties as separated from the mainline titles. I do think Bendis bringing Sentry into the mainline was a mistake, but obviously that’s separate from the battleboarding aspect a little too much for my tastes to put too much effort into for the purview of this thread.

>>149068262
>Peter Griffin v Deadpool v The Green Mask v Bezos v. Hancock v The Fresh Prince of Bell Air v Herobrine v Alternate Deadpool v The supporti g cast of Family Guy and Deadpool v God(as Peter Griffin) v The Devil(as Wade Wilson), also vs R.Kelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOjDoL71J8s
>Hitler vs My Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=301UZOerwa0

Doesn't Sentry need to create a separate timeline for him to exist in 616?

>>149068216
>the Thor posters actually are secret scholars

>>149068276
Captain America would stop him

>>149068283
I'm softer on a lot of Bendis' work than most (partly out of nostalgia), in-particular the Dark Reign-era. I think Sentry worked for the stories he was telling but not in the context of Jenkins' actual series, and even Jenkins himself delivered some pretty bad comics with stuff like Fallen Sun. It created issues having a character like Sentry running around in the way he did.

>>149068296
>Forgot Goku and The Green Lantern
NGMI.

>>149068313
>ThorGODS
>secret scholars
>secret
ThorGODS are EDUCATED.

>>149068276
>defeat Israel
he's literally doing that in the manga

Thor is cool conceptually but i can't take him seriously after the MCU(the most popular representatin),
He plays fornite and grows big and rund for God's sake.

>>149068338
>Celestial Dragons as chosen people in charge of the government and economy

Damn, now I like One Piece again

Comic Thor is so cool.

>>149068257
Knew I saw it before here you go anon
https://mangadex.org/title/35356144-f0dd-429f-b618-e16d8a6a84ec/touhou-ace-showdown

>>149068339
Comic Thor is awesome and has amazing stories. You can tell he was Jack Kirby's favorite.

>>149068257
it's from this author, i don't know the exact story
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1408324

>>149068354
>>149068379
Nice, thanks

>>149068276
superman would stop him

>>149068403
This but unironically

>>149068280
Favorite Character?

>BASEDaptain America out of nowhere

>>149068338
what did Oda mean by this?

>>149068420
Definitely NOT the Hulk!

>>149068348
they also serve satan

>"..."

>>149068403
Why??does Superman like starving children? The sick fuck

>>149068437
Is Godzilla pro-Israel? Could be the reason the fight starts.

>>149068465
nice hat

>>149068465
Gather round, and hear of the contrition, and might of The Penitent One In Silence, blasphemer of our Grieving Miracle.

His feats include the slaying of High Wills, the sordid creators of The Miracle... Ones, who have spoken themself into existence. Before them, there was the word, and they were the word.

This puts The Pentinent In Silence on Omniversal, and humbled into humility all.the same.

Indeed, only the eternal procession, which marches endlessly on the other side of The Dream is more powerful than He, and yet... We all remain at the mercy of Our Holy Miracle.

His pentinence ever-evolving... Omniversal, and yet... Guilty of having been in an indie title. Suffering into obscurity, for twisted are the ways of The Miracle.

>>149068509
I implore of you, recount of him destroying a planet

>>149068509
The Miracle is canonically a bitch compared to the actual Big G Upstairs

>>149068557
Whom he slays. The High Wills, and the second incarnation of The Miracle.
Unless you mean The Procession in which case yeah, they're untouchable.

>>149068432
Reminds me of this

>>149068489
Is this why hulk is 0-2 and Superman is 3-0?

>>149068509
oh look it's hollow knight's snack

>>149068509
>Witness to the ways of The Miracle
>Obscured his vision with a bdsm rope mask so he cant see shit.
Is there lead in the water supply of Cvstodia?

>>149068576
He doesn't slay him. The Big Man Upstairs has Penitent One lifted to Heaven in the good ending of the second game after The Miracle is stomped extra hard

>>149069007
>Second game

>>149068973
>muh heckin reddit insect
>not Grey Irma from Moonscars or anything else cool and proximate
Go back.

>>149069043
>heckin reddit
Can smell the newfag on you

>>149069150
>buzzwords
The insecure newfren is (You). But go back.

>>149069169
Yes yes you can speak 4channarian we're all very proud. Welcome to /co/, please don't stay here long.

>>149067600
they right here bro
>>149067522

post winning faces

>>149067730
>>149068173
You guys are way overhyping how badly people seethed over Krasura. It was bad here, but outside of it you do have to understand that because GOW powerscalers control a lot of the narrative that a lot of people, especially the ones who have never played a GOW game, really do think Kratos is omniversal and legitimately beats Asura.

Bardock vs Omni-Man from this same season (or era, I guess) was way more seethed over.

>>149069392

>>149069459
Oh yeah I forgot Bardock vs Omni-man happened, that's definitely up there for seethe, far more than Supes Goku 3

New Yates track. (Fire Lord Ozai [Avatar: The Last Airbender] vs Endeavor [My Hero Academia])
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_u-7WwcgQY

New Yates track. (Mori Calliope [Hololive] vs Ragna the Bloodedge [BlazBlue])
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef0KcQj5r0c

>>149069459
It was less seethe and more mockery. Outside of GOW Powerfags, everyone else simply made fun of how blatantly retarded it was and memed on it.

>>149068020
Kylejeet…

>>149069459
>You guys are way overhyping how badly people seethed over Krasura
I mean are we really? You can check the comments on the video and a good chunk of them are legitimately disagree or think the fight was bullshit. There’s also apparently a mindbroken GOW shill replying to every comment that disagrees with the results. It’s pretty split. Also pretty sure even Reddit seethed a lot at the results since someone put a top post from it here in a past thread, and it was about Krasura seethe.

>simoncuck necro melty

>Kylejeet schizo melty

>>149069614
doesn't even make much sense, wouldn't they want comic discussion instead of cuck posting?

>>149068364
I think Mr Miracle was his true favorite, given he had Barda based on his own wife.

>>149068611
>Jews run their racist wizard only-ethnostate based on goy slavery
>get rekt and have to rely on arab twink to save them from hall of costs
Aladdin was based

>>149069459
Nah its rightfully hated and controversial since the matchup itself is essentially split on two different powerfag philosophies (feats vs statements). However what makes Kratos in particular shit in that is that even his statements work against him as his devs and in game lore around him don't support his wank even remotely. So then you got pissy GoWfags go through the craziest mental gymnastics and call 99% of the lore "outliers". It's not like with Doomguy where his devs go all in on supporting his powerfag wank.

The fact that a super niche IP like Asura's Wrath of all things got the alternate / True DLC ending of him winning baked into the episode kinda showed they knew Kratos winning was horseshit. Even the music score lined up with Asura's win ending

>>149069611
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there was zero seethe over it, but by and large at most it's just a 'controversial' verdict (or a fucking terrible fight/episode). Not entirely different than, say, Gojo vs Makima or Madara vs Aizen. And yes I'm aware Krasura is massively more wrong than either of those episodes, but GOWniggers have such a stranglehold that they can make people reasonably buy 'well, Kratos has LE LORE like Dragonborn, so yeah he'd win'.

Meanwhile for an episode like Bardock vs Omni Man it was more similar to GVS2 or Toph vs Gaara where people were absolutely losing their fucking mind over the verdict and there's still shitflinging over it months later pretty much everywhere. Krasura had it's month or two but has mostly died down.

>>149069692
It's kinda like they just threw up their hands on all the horseshit. "Here's your horseshit Loretos scaling AND your horseshit True DLC ending."

>>149067447
Both Yates and Therewolf have recieved several commissions for Touhou tracks.
For Yates, he's made:
>Yukari vs Giratina
>Sakuya vs Dio
>Youmu vs Trunks
>Reimu vs Rika Furude (Deleted because Yates thought it was bad)
>Patchouli vs Beatrice (Deleted because Yates thought it was bad)
>Mima vs Geno

For Therewolf, he's made:
>Reimu vs Arle
>Marisa vs Yuffie
>Remilia vs Rachel
>Kasen vs Fleetway Sonic
>Okina vs Stephen
>Joon & Shion vs Wario and Waluigi
>Sakuya vs Gordon Ramsey

If there's anything to take away from this, it's that nobody seems to have any idea what to do with Touhou. There's no one super obvious matchup for the franchise bar maybe Sakuya vs Dio which is a massive stomp

>>149069743
It's like it's all trannies throwing their shit at the wall and hoping the smell will overpower.

>>149069766
Meds

>>149069781
>trannyshill babble
Anon scored a direct hit lol

>>149069766
?Brown stains on the Great Wall of China? Great Book. Written by Hu Frung Pu.

>>149069810
Who Funk Poo?

>>149069766
>>149069797
>Schizo meltdown

>>149069836
no I think it's Who Flung Poo since the book is about a brown stain on the Great Wall

>>149069866
We don't describe the contents of our posts here, tranny.

>>149069934
We don't sign our posts here.

Goku probably beats Superman.

>>149069977
....off.

I wonder if they hadn't fraudchecked DMC: PoC's fake lore the answer would be different.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>149069983
No Goku doesn't seem like he'd be good at video games. Superman on the other hand definitely seems like he would be able to intuit the gameplay sequence of OFF and clear the game before Goku finishes the starting area.

>>149069963
Canon
>>149069934
Headcanon

>>149069983
>homosexual fantasies

Battle royale of all this seasons contestants

Who dies first and who wins

Bonus: list the characters from who would die first to who would win

>>149069983
>Gay fantasies
Favorite character?

>>149069459
Really? Sundisk was memed on but most people seemed to have moved on, it did generate seethe but you're retarded if you think it caused more than Kratos and Asura

>>149069963
>>149070016
>troon melty over being exposed
By all means, continue to show your investment kek

>>149070016
GOLD!
>>149070061
Mold…

>>149070034
Batman.

>>149069983
>homosexual reality

>>149070046
Well most people do just move on. It is really just limited to VS autists that there are clinger ons.

>>149070034
SuperCHAD

>>149069743
Probably because
>characters usually have weird and specific combinations of traits, making it hard to find matchups that don't boil down to "same powers" in the first place
>a lot of people pushing for it don't even interact with the source material
>most matchups are shit, stomps or both which makes its matchups harder to sell
>barely, if any, real rivalries with other relevant franchises

>TROONhou melty

>>149070101
Also it is a lot more secluded with information in nonEnglish sources due to its lack of popularity beyond extremely surface level references (Bad Apple).

>CHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhou

>>149070034
Yoko Littnerson of planet Littner
>>149070083
I guess but I still think Kratos and Asura is bigger because you still have people defend it and hate on it today

>>149070155
Yeah, but who exactly are those people that are using the energy to still hate on it, let alone defend it?

>>149070168
Besides the Kratos shitposting here, I've seen people on xitter and reddit say the animation is good and Loretos is valid under the reason that he's restricted by the game and others saying don't be retarded blocking the light with your hand doesn't make you FTL. I guess it has died down though

>>149070212
>That's he's restricted by the game
Which is a bullshit excuse since a lot of it is cinematic beyond the player's control and he is simply not that level. Even he makes comments about that sort of shit being insane but powerfags don't actually play the games

>>149070212
It's died down? Excellent.

ShonenGods….. we’ve won.

>>149070247
Capeshitbros…

>>149070247
>most watched ANIME
>m-m-muh where is CapeSOVL?
Retard.

>>149069692
>>149069459
I mean when your 'argument' is "uh even if he never did anything remotely in the ballpark of any of this in his decade+ long showings...i-it doesn't mean he can't!" that's the point you should just check out and stop caring since its clearly a joke.

>>149070247
I'm just glad Solo Leveling isn't there.

>>149070273
KEKYPOW!

>>149070247
I don't know if being top anything on Hulu is something to be proud of

>>149069743
Sakuya vs hit is something one of the researchers wanted to do.
Barring that, remilla vs Rachel alucard (BlazBlue vs touhou)
Something involving reimu (mascot of touhou).
These are the most obvious picks.

FUARK LOST WORLD JUNKO IS BEYOND MULTIVERSAL!?

Marisa vs Vegeta duh

HEY ANONS

Battle royale of all this seasons contestants

Who dies first and who wins

Bonus: list the characters from who would die first to who would win

>>149070315
>Who dies first
simon

>>149070315
>Who dies first
Everyone who isn’t Simon.

>>149070315
Simon wins, John Wick goes first

>>149070315
Amongus. Then Simon falls to the BETTER MAN..

>>149070311
Springtrap bros…..

>>149070315
By all I am guessing counting those who lost
>Who dies first
Chief most likely
>Who wins
Simon

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149070315
Simon probably survives

>>149070315
Simon/Gurren simultaneously kills everyone but Kyle simply by moving

>>149070295
I liked the Bear

Post Simon destroying a pussy.

>>149070313
My PRINCESS (Bejita) deserves a better matchup than that

>>149070381
I... I... I CAN NOT!!

>>149070381

>>149070414
Anti-Simonkeks……..

>>149070414
So no?

>>149070315
Who dies first depends on who is targeting who. It could be Mahito, Master Chief, or Giorno. Master Chief is the safest best to go down first though since Giorno needs to be targetted by specific contestants to put down and Mahito could maybe coast with stealth. Chief's just a relatively normal soldier guy and Cortana would be useless against pretty much everyone else. Though her VS Sage could be funny

>Who wins
Simon for sure. It'd basically come down to a cosmic brawl between Spawn, Ghost Rider, Kyle, and Simon with Simon taking it in the end

>>149070284
Don't worry, that image was made before it released. In time, Solo Levelling arrived to claim its rightful place
https://www.cbr.com/solo-leveling-most-viewed-anime-of-all-time/

Post anime writing masculine characters

>>149070414
>can't give any direct answer
OH NO NO NO NO!! SIMONCVCKS... EVEN OUR AUTHOR IS OUR BVLLY BVLL...

>>149070315
By Death Battle stats it would probably be Joker who dies first because the BR probably cannot be compatible with Metaverse stuff.
And Simon wins.
Asura and Kyle last a while though. Ghost Rider probably takes out Eggman, Imposter, Mahito, Shigaraki, Nolan, Bardock. Bowser kills Ghost Rider. Spawn kills Bowser. Giorno traps Spawn in a death loop. He attempts to put Simon in one and he breaks out faster than Joker.

>Kylejeet meltdown

>>149070414
>DB takes author statements as canon
….Kylejeets

>>149070454
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK

>>149067593
How was this matchup ever a debate when Zamasu's immortality was based entirely on having his ring on him whereas Thawne was inherently busted?

>>149070434
Damn.

Post capeshit writing masculine characters.

>>149070454
Post capeshit characters not getting cucked (impossible)

Post capeshit characters not being raped.

>>149070479
>>149070481
>>149070486
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149070455
>>149070424
nah, you're not pulling that shit again after last month

>>149070479
>>149070481
>>149070486
I-I-I-I……………

>>149070466
...and 'what had to be done' means prepping the BVLL!
Sorry, CANON LMAO

>>149070454
Anime always contends with masculinity through the lend of a loser, they're either total pussies and wimps or the author writes some power fantasy like "what if a virgin crybaby suddenly had godlike powers" who can only be tough through being so powerful he's divorced from social anxiety.

you ever noticed the thread went to shit at a specific time?

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABY LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! NO YABBA SHALL ESCAPE MY DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Jade and Lucas Simon's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>IN BLACKEST NIGHTS!! THIS IS ADARK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS ADARK HAIREDBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LUCAS SIMON!!!
>BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I JOINED THE CORPS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK LANTERN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HALF SPIC BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAYS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID GREEN TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO ALATINXBABY!!! AND HIS HAIR IS BLACK TOO!!! IF IT WAS BROWN I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HAL'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL LANTERN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THATBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSPICFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY GREEN FLIPFLOP CONSTRUCTS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL SHOVE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! BEWARE MY POWER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

hold on, let me test something.

>>149070479
Literally all of them are societal builders and supporters. Tr/a/nime meanwhile are all omegafaggots who try to upset and upturn social order to suit their maldeveloped feelings.

>>149070539
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>simonjeet cuckpost spam
Huh imagine that.

>Insecure capeshit bannle
Superman canonically got raped by Russian cock.

>>149070474
It was never intended to be a debate. Only with wanked/composite merged zamasu do you get anything close to one.

You are on a Zoom call with Ben and Chad to pitch your favorite MU for the show.
Do you fumble your pitch or make a glorious exposition that practically forces Ben to start working on your episode ASAP?

>>149070519
>when the thread was mainly Marvel scholars discussing a matchup and the lore of a character the thread was calm and normal, even the Touhoufag was tolerable
>when the Simonjeets and Kylejeets showed up it just became another thread of both sides regurgitating the same shitty posts over and over
really says a lot

>bannle

>>149070559
>bannle
>homosexual ideation
What's it like being brown?

>>149070454
Done

FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DID MY HERO WHO REPRESENTS THE ENTIRE CAPESHIT INDUSTRY GET RAPED BY RUSSIANS!?!?!?!?!

>>149070563
I want to see a list of all the pitched matchups. Something tells me 90% of them wouldn't work for various reasons.

>>149070581
Bannle

>>149070565
Nobody posted Kyle except the simonjeet. It's literally all the simoncuck.

>Kylecuck meltdown

same shit different day

>>149070563
I think I fumble it. All I want is a dog fight episode, preferably with pre jet air craft but I wouldn't mind magical/sci Fi as long as we get an animation that focus of shooting and flying tactics. I am not a great speaker

>>149070454
This page alone has more testosterone and masculinity than the entirety of Marvel and DC.
You literally can't post a single page with more weight, and narrative tension than this one.

Fist of the North Star has more testosterone in a single page than nearly an entire century’s worth of comic books.

>>149070565
that just means Marvel posters are the most intellectual and mature currently

>>149070578
>>149070619
I'm not a capeshitfag. I meant more mentally. Even the most "masculine" anime characters feel like parody or comedically collapse in a beta when interacting with women or their wives.
Even the most "

>MarvelGAWDS were discussing the very philosophy and nature of cape characters
>DCucks and tranime fags just shitpost
Many such cases.

>>149070454

>>149070657
It is true.

>Even the most Even the most “

>>149070660
Good thing CHADnny CHADStar is neither of those things

Don't melt down. Don't have a panic attack.
Smile, don't let teasing or shit tests emotionally harm you.
Offer a smile and some light hearted banter.
It isn't hard shounencucks.

>>149070578
>>149070619
>lush lips and eyelashes
>fashionable hair and glamour
You just posted and slobbered over obvious homoeroticism, fag.

>>149070698
Gojo sisters... Johnny not only beats our Hero but he is also moggs him when it comes to masculinity!?

we need more classic Battleboarding matchups

>Capeshitters try not to be mentally broken by anime’s more existence challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>149070734
Garbage matchup and proof battleboarders are illiterate non-readers and wikiskimmers.

Gojo pretty easily beats Johnny

>>149070719
>Masculinity needs to be ugly and unfashionable
Pathetic, no wonder most Capeshit heroes are faggots, their masculinities are as fragile as their building level Frauds larping as cosmic warriors

>>149070745
>more existence
Can you go be a brown ESL somewhere else? Thanks.

>>149066999 (OP)
DC’s entire cosmology was anally perforated by a big spiraling drill in the sizzling summer of ‘25.

>>149070768
...'s laundry

>>149070745
>ChiChisama.... d-dont be mad at me....

>>149070777
>literally crying over being called pretty
>'b-but y-you're FRA-FRAGILE...'
Nice tantrum, BITCH LMAO

>>149070787
DCbros is this true?

Luffy > Plastic Man, capefags

>>149070663
This is why Vidya is the way and KINGtos solo

>>149070809
‘Fraid so.

>>149070787
>>149070809
>RTHfaggots is this true
inb4 RTH answer

>DCeethe

Post your character having a conversation with a woman that she enjoyed.

>DCDCDCDCDCDC
The seething is eternal!

>DCope

What a massive tonal shift from the first half of the thread. What happened?

>>149070883
I started posting

>>149070883
DCucks are eternally buckbroken over their entire verse getting molested by an anime twink.

>>149070247
>>149070883
I’d say herre

>>149070913
>CapeSISSIES melting down over sale charts
Tale as old as time.

>>149070790
...and Johnny himself.

>>149070925
Speaking of sales, isn't the most sold comic book in 2024 absolute Batman? With 400k copies sold? Take that as you will

>>149070883
According to your answers, tr/a/nimes woke up and proceeded to engage in their usual seething and shitposting.

>>149070961
yet the only people I see here getting angry are capeslop addicts

>>149070976
Capexirs………

>>149070828
>This is why Vidya is the way and KINGtos solo

>>149070990
>>149070990
GREEKtos…

>>149070734
you know if they do use Beyonder will they exclusively use Pre-Retcon, Post-Retcon, or composite the two by using that one guidebook implying he retconned himself with the Illuminati issue where he's somehow both a mutant and an inhuman as the justification?

>>149070883
Capeshitters woke up and started shitting the whole thread

Here's Simon casually destroying a mountain
https://files.catbox.moe/kqjfzp.mp4

>>149071004
but the thread was Marvel for the first half before it went to shit

So Batman beats Superman pretty easily, but can Batman beat Goku?

>>149071015
>still took longer than donkey kong to destroy a mountain

>>149070859

>>149070990
>Spiderman pfp

>>149071004
>>149071015
>a minute apart
oh I see

>>149071018
Capeshitters don't read comics, if someone is actually talking about what happens inside a comic book you can be 100% sure that guy is not a capeshitter, because he actually reads the comics he tries to powerscale

>>149071028
I was busy with other shit mb

>>149071018
DC is capeshit, Marvel is capeKINO

>

>CHADnies out of NOWHERE

>Women LOVE marvel characters
>Women don't know anime or DC characters exists
Honestly makes sense

Such a shame. The thread started so nicely.

I don't think I've ever seen an anime or DC character get listed after as hard as Loki, Thor or Dr. Strange

>>149071115
I thought woman loved halfjo and Bejita?

>>149071115
I think women like gojo a bit

>>149071115
The amount of fujos dwarf any capeshit female audience by far

>>149070454
Gojo is one of the most big dicked dominant alphas in shonen, just compare Gojo to some sissy shonen protag like Deku and you'll understand why everyone loves him

HASHIRIDASHITA OMOI GA IMA DEMO
KONO MUNE WO TASHIKANI TATAITERU KARA
KYOU NO BOKU GA SONO SAKI NI TSUZUKU
BOKURA NARI NO ASU WO KIZUITEIKU

KOTAE WA SOU ITSUMO KOKO NI ARU

>>149071152
>>149071153
Honestly, him and just him yeah.

He has a masculine personality despite being a twink.

>>149071139
Gojo

>>149070247
Notice how GODjo's show has far fewer episodes than the jobbers beside him and it's still that close

>>149071169
Fujoism is what happens when women see male characters as so effeminate it triggers an almost lesbian symbiotic drive in them two see two men (girls) start scissoring.

The difference between Marvel and Gojo is they want those characters to fuck THEM

>>149071215
You know I used to argue the case that Wanda should've won her match against Zatanna but after this, I think I've conceded.

>>149071136
at least we now know the exact time we can have actual discussion before the faggots appears

>>149071224
I see Fujoscholar, how insightful. Do you have any other wisdom to share?

>before the faggots appears

Remember when marvelkeks and Godzillafags claimed Shigaraki Vs Mahito would end up as a flop because "nobody knows about these obscure anime!" And when the episode came out and surpassed Flop Rider Vs Flopsawn they were legit confused and demoralized?

>>149071295
Yeah but to be fair Moro was animating

>>149071295
Reminds me of /v/ thinking their tastes somehow reflect the global market at large.

>>149071295
Shigaraki and Mahito? Who?

>>149071027
>get the super dragon balls with preptime cuz even Zamasu can do that
>win

>>149068216
I return to this thread and find it has devolved yet again into madness.

ENTER

>>149071379
Their phenomenal contest of strength may shake TABLES, endangering DISHES!

Boundary between Myth and Fantasy

>>149071457
>boundary between begging and dilating

>>149071457
>Kratos
I effected by being on top of a large mountain
>Raimu
fucked by being on top of a large mountain

>>149071379
Would you say Thor’s the Superman of Marvel? From what I understand, he’s not Cap level inspiring but no one seems scared of him.

>>149071379
>diner decor
>uncultured swine on their phones
>a random flambé enters the scene
What the hell is going on here?

>>149071501
He shares a few aspects but the closest Superman-style paragon equivalent in Marvel is either Cap or collectively the Fantastic Four. In the old Roy Thomas run on Avengers and several beyond that Thor was considered by everybody the most powerful Avenger and the guy who could always turn the tide of a battle, and in-universe he's very well-liked and respected by his teammates and to a lesser extent the public. It's why this scene happened in JLA/Avengers.

>>149071379
Who is Hercules for?

>>149071639
Marvel Herc vs DC Herc vs Disney Herc vs Kevin Sorbo Herc.

>>149071664
>Mods deleted my absolutely VILE Gojo/Makima images
SUFFERING

>>149071639
DC Sun Wukong

>>149071513
The scene on the cover doesn't actually happen in the comic itself, the comic is Immortal Thor, which, similar to Immortal Hulk by the same author, is about examining the history and legacy of Thor both in-universe and irl which takes elements from his entire mythos. This issue is about Hercules.

>>149071639
Ironically his best match is probably Wonder Woman

>>149071682
POST A CATBOX LINK!!!!

>>149071741
I'm more interested in that random flambé's story, THOUGH.

>>149068216
>the pure and perfect all-powerful paragon that is Superman
pfff

>>149071776
You'll have to ask Alex Ross about it, the cover clickbaited me too

>>149071115
the women you mentiomed are burgers. next

>>149067447
thoughts on the one Yukari vs Beatrice matchup that was suggested here recently?

>>149067072
k, b, c.

>>149071335
True. Super gives too many easy wincons to Batgod. However, I wonder what he does without the dubiously canon sequel series. Being restricted to Earth and Namek dragon balls, he'd have to be a lot more creative since you can't wish for anything outside of the dragon's powers. Maybe he time travels to get Gero to make super ultra androids? I'd read a comic of Bats on an adventure to collect the dragon balls.

>>149072129
Does batman even need dragonballs? He scales to catwoman who gaped 3 speedsters at once. The only character that he could not easily beat is Kratos

>>149072157
>He scales to catwoman who gaped 3 speedsters at once
How'd that help him in all his previous match ups?

>>149072184
They nerfed him duh

>>149072184
merely a mental block imposed on himself

>>149072157
BatCHAD? JOBku Black level CLEARLY

Piccolo bros, I don't feel confident Piccolo can defeat Martian Manhunter.

>>149072253
Maybe he can fight a 2hu

>>149070454
...
>>149070578
>D-AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149071911
The shockwaves from this fight destroyed the entire DCkek and FRAUDvel cosmologies

>>149072253
It’s okay, Knuckles needs to go 0-2

>>149072282
if you told me /m/ would be what finally dethrones DC, I'd be hesitant to believe you

>>149072272
That bandit's head crashing into a wall just ANNIHILATED my verse...

>>149072317
Jojo...

>>149072304
So why do you want him to fight Piccolo?

Nero vs Viola, but it's just Viola raping Nero like Anissa raping Mark.

I hate self-insertfags so much it's unreal.

>>149072184
But my chain scaling!

>>149067658
>it doesn't help that (for what I've seen) Rachel has a few problems for DB of her own.
I like Blazblue, I've no fucking idea what they were doing when they made Ragna vs Sol since they didn't seem to understand shit about the story at large.
But nowadays there's "lore explanations" and power explanations so things should probably be less confusing. Especially regarding Rachel's main abilities (tsukuyomi, bullshit immortality that's up there in BB & universal reality warping as long as nobody's there to override it) it shouldn't be that confusing. The harder part I guess would be quantifying things if that needs to happen.
I'm more worried that they misinterpret what isn't and is Touhou canon if it ended up happening...
I do think it'd be an interesting matchup though, Rachel seems to be blatantly inspired by Remilia, though I'm not sure their abilities matchup at all since Remi doesn't seem to have many feats for hers to let us know how it actually works.

Who would win
>Swank
>DC cosmology
>Hal scaling
>Life equation
>The source wall
>The emotions electromagnetic spectrum
>a whole century of comic book history
Vs.
>A drill

Qhy does Reddit seem into this MU? Thor and Susanoo aren’t even both Storm gods

>>149072253
Why?

>>149072664
FighterZ retconned that

>>149070454

>>149072685
FighterZ isn't canon

>>149072685
FighterZ isn't canon though

I knew it!

>AIslop

>>149072803
AI is so smart....

>>149072837
>>149072837
Still better than Texan's lies for sure.

>>149072803
>>149072849
Do Beyonder vs Featherine

>>149071501
I read the issue of Thor fighting Stark after someone brought it up and the idea there is that he's the strongest Avenger because Thor's a god, makes sense. But it's more that others are street-levelers and Thor is in the higher ballpark (going by that issue) so he's the best fit.

>>149072803
Interesting

>>149072858
Post AI having a successful web show

>>149072863
While both characters demonstrate immense power on a cosmic scale, Featherine's ability to manipulate narrative and transcend the very framework of her universe suggests a potential edge in terms of conceptual and meta-level power, which is often cited as a key factor in such comparisons. However, debates about their relative power levels are ongoing among fans, with arguments often depending on interpretations of their respective abilities and contexts within their fictional universes.

This is actually a pretty cool MMH feat. You think Surfer would have survived it?

no way people are curious about AI sloppa, just google it and you'll find your answer.

Ultimately, the outcome of a "fight" between Cthulhu and Featherine would depend heavily on the interpretation of their respective powers and the cosmology they inhabit. Featherine's ability to manipulate narratives and rewrite reality within her own fictional universe suggests a potential advantage, as she might be able to simply write Cthulhu out of existence. However, the boundless and incomprehensible nature of the Outer Gods in the Cthulhu Mythos, like Azathoth who dreams all of reality into existence, presents a powerful counterargument.
In short, there's no definitive answer, and the debate often boils down to how one interprets the nature of these fictional entities and their respective universes.

>>149069984
>If you don't trust my sources, then just listen to the creator.
AI would be surprised how often Death Battle and powerscalers don't give a fuck about what the creator says, unless it's convenient for them.

>>149072943
Featherine fights are funny because the featherine stans always argue that you start in the sub-fictional-fiction world even in situations where there are cosmologies that actually have more R > F layers or better R > F powers than even Featherine does.

>>149072904
Enter...

>>149072685
It was Kakarot that retconned that, secondary.

>>149072942
>just google it and you'll find your answer.
Yeah, it's Google's AI providing answers to questions right away.

>>149073029
It literally just scans all the conversations in various threads to understand something and just regurgitates it.

Even data of wrong people saying blue is red will result in seeing a picture of blue when asking to see the color red.

Game Sonic vs Popeye isn't even close.

If Hulk vs Godzilla were to be announced on Sunday, what's the best shitposting material for Godzilla? Hulk is a comic character so that's easy but what are some funny anti-feats.

>>149073054
>IS THAT A STREET LEVEL BOMB?

>>149072866
>vision general creada por IA

Luffy has no attacks that could kill Plastic man.

>>149070818
Luffy has no attacks that could kill Plastic man.

Luffy has no attacks that could kill Plastic man.

>>149072991
It actually feels more impressive in Kakarot because Piccolo doing it as an illusion means he not only made a year+ long illusion but also made it so it lasted after his death for some indistinct amount of time. And it was a strong enough illusion to prevent Blutz Waves from actually reaching the Earth.

>>149073115
>>149073124
Haki negates regen now

>>149073177
It does? Also onepieceanon is Super Haki 2 real?

>>149073187
It’s not called that specifically but yes

>>149073187
But can it beat extreme magic? Or let's call it Super Magic 2.

>>149073177
To what degree/level?

FORSOOTH...WHY DOTH MINE LAUNDRY REMAIN UNWASHED?!

>>149073248
FORGIVE ME LORD THOR, I JUST HAD TO DO THAT LITTLE DANCE YOU LIKED FIRST!

>>149073248
wash it yourself you scandinavian FUCK

>>149073248
A Tom victim is speaking.

Muppets have toon logic but it happens in the third dimension. I dunno who the winner would be.

>>149073279

>>149073331
>dodging Tom CHAD and Muppets

>>149069984
Even if Bayonetta 3 hadn't come out, it didn't help the DMC cast that they depicted them as slower than vans or weaker than country-level trees/demons in V and the Netflix series. Heck, they don't even make it to country level in the new animated series.

Gokubros...

>>149073459
Really? This is what I got

>>149073459
>Who would wins in Goku vs Superman
>>149073493
>P-please t-tell me how Goku could win against Superman...

>>149073505
I typed in who would win in a fight Goku vs Superman, the first response said with stat equalization, so I added no stat equalization.

Alucardbros...We were the underdog the whole time...

Kratos downplayers what the fuck

>>149073634
>Experience fighting powerful beings
Asurabros...We never fought anyone powerful at all

>>149073634
>Yeah my opponent can destroy galaxies but my tactics will grant me the win
SWANKED AI

>>149073634
Even AI kneels to KINGTOS

Now ask it if Kratos can destroy a planet :)

>>149073586
IS-- IS THAT WALL LEVEL AP?!
ALUCARD, GET DOWN!

>>149073682
ASURABROS???? WE JOBBED TO THIS???

You can not convince me that the latest r34 uploads for crossover dragon ball porn are not identical to the subject matter of /co/ deathbattle threads.

Which makes me wonder, I have to say.

>It's a close call, but many would lean toward Kyle Rayner, given the adaptability and versatility of the Green Lantern ring, especially in a prolonged battle. Simon's raw power is immense but might be challenged by Kyle's ability to adapt and create complex constructs to counteract Simon's energy attacks.
Simonbros...

>>149073724
I mean if you look at the uploader it literally says Death battler.

>>149073733
You ok Kylebro?

>>149073698
Kratosissies...

>>149073733
>>149073766
wat

>>149073724
>X character beats Y!
>Akuma, Goku, Broly and Dante fucking them less than 24 hours later
Touhou babs getting RAILED

>>149070463
>he breaks out faster than Joker.
Joker can't break out of the death loop and death battle messed up this very badly. Only Simon is able to perform such a feat as he's the only character this season shown capable of just breaking out of a multidimensional trap like Death Loop.

>>149070463
>>149073805
The whole death loop is a meme anyway. You have to be actually killed by Giorno for him to put you in it, that's the entire point, you will never arrive at your own death because it's reverted to zero. And GER's best feat is like, smashing a stone pillar. With the stats they gave Joker it would have been impossible for Giorno to even touch him.

>>149073885
I think Giorno is fundamentally incompatible as a character for powerscaling for this reason desu, assuming he'd be able to pull off what makes his fights cool requires an almost Alucard-level of exaggerating what he can actually do.
I don't like SMT characters for it that much either, but that's more that I don't care rather than anything else.
I remember Giorno vs Joker being a matchup I wanted when I was, like 12 and thought Giorno was le strongest character in fiction, and stopped caring about the matchup long before the episode itself came out

>>149073885
>You have to be actually killed by Giorno for him to put you in it,
Blatantly wrong. GER can manipulate souls much like Silver Chariot Requiem (which is an incomplete Requiem stand). If GER wishes you to be dead, so it will, and it travels dimensions, much alike to Tusk's infinite rotation. This is why it can do it with just a single touch, atleast the episode gets that right. It also reverts will to zero so you can't move but they said "nah fuck that it doesn't apply to joker". Spiral Power is not comparable to willpower in Persona 5, specially with how Fate works in JoJo (literally unchangeable even if Diavolo "manipulates it" said manipulation was also preconceived in Fate's design). Simon can [as he has feats for breaking realit(ies) itself, and Joker has a vague item with only a statement, therefore Joker cannot.

YEET

Our boy Bruce turns 50 this tomorrow. Who should he fight?

>>149074005
Sorry get rid of the *this. Was going to say this year but changed my mind and obviously forgot the this. Sorry.

>>149073919
I just find it immensely disappointing Giorno without GER will ultimately be never considered for these kinds of debates, despite the fact regular Golden Experience makes for a very interesting and varied powerset. It's sort of like how 99% of Ben's aliens are glossed over in favor of X.
And the real shame of it is that I think 'regular' Giorno and 'regular' Joker that aren't wanked to ludicrous degrees would make for an interesting fight. They're not actually that physically incomparable and powersets.
>>149073939
>GER can manipulate souls much like Silver Chariot Requiem
Yeah this is all just headcanon man. It takes him a whole punch barrage to kill Diavolo, and then he reverts his death to zero.
Joker wouldn't be able to escape it, though, I do agree on that.

>>149074059
>And the real shame of it is that I think 'regular' Giorno and 'regular' Joker that aren't wanked to ludicrous degrees would make for an interesting fight
I think even a really low-end interpretation of Joker would easily beat Giorno, personas are shown to be building busting in the few anime and have good speed feats in Q and the manga. He wouldn't be universal, sure, but he'd still be a lot stronger than Giorno and infinitely more versatile with counters to everything Giorno has, so it would again just come down to "do you think he counters GER".

Is this even taking into account Gear 4? I thought Luffy got similar regeneration to Plastic Man now?

>>149073660
Knowledge is power and KINGtos is a SCHOLAR

>>149074096
>personas are shown to be building busting in the few anime and have good speed feats in Q and the manga
That's news to me if that's the case and I retract what I said. Was thinking more about how Adam Kadmon towards the end of the game is so physically powerful it manages to nearly wipe the Phantom Thieves with the shockwave of a punch that just cracks the top of a building. Joker always seemed presented as very much street tier in the game itself with some really good speed and agility feats

>>149074098
The AI just generates the response based off everything you could read, a little further down it’ll link you to Reddit threads and YouTube vods

>>149073698
>In fact, several sources explicitly state that Kratos has never destroyed a world or planet.
Yeah, all fucking games. He never does shit like that in all of them.

Love how it airquotes "overwanking".

>>149074168
Adachi did pic rel in the 4 anime

>>149074005
Jaws vs Jaws

There’s something strangely comfortable about being with you faggots. It’s nice. I find almsot any subject matter can pop up here

>>149073290
Animal vs Taz is the real fight.

>>149073290
Isnt Kermit best friends with Perfect Cell? He just calls him up and Cell solos.

>>149074251
Taz loses to cancer like all Tasmanian devils

Would Cecil (Invincible) vs Nick Fury (whether white or black Fury) be good? I know some people wanted Big Boss vs Nick Fury.

>>149074281
Cecil doesn't have physique for battle, too reliant on gun. BB and NF are down and dirty fighters.

>>149074281
Like SHIELD vs GDA or just eachother? Because Cecil doesn’t have a lot of showings

>>149074274
Isn't it syphilis?

>>149074297
I guess both?

>>149074281
Cecil is all gadgets, in terms of stats I think Nick Fury just stomps him. And if we're talking gadgets I think Nick is no slouch there either.

>>149074303
I heard cancerous tumors

>>149073634
OH NO NO NO, KRATOSXISTERS?!

Charlie Adler could bench press Kratos.

>>149074251
I imagine this much like a Bloodborne fight, with fast janky movements and lots of brutality and especially screaming.

Sonic beats Goku btw

HEY ANONS

What would a gay orgy look like between all the male death battle contestants

What fictional powers give you in a real life setting

>FTL
Time Travel, past-communication, causality manipulation, fate manipulation, dark matter manipulation
>Gravity manipulation
High-Multiverse busting, existence beyond time and space, causality manipulation immunity, existence erasure

This has to be the most clear-cut victory these threads have ever soon, Thor and Marvel won this thread so obviously it's not even funny.

Alright, Omni-Man almost died to the Guardians of the Globe. How would Bardock do?

>>149074451
>>149073053
Sonic is the top dog. Everyone knows that.

.

>>149074511
Is it still saying we should eat a small rock a day?

>>149066999 (OP)
certified sexy thread

>>149074459
pretty gay

>>149074459
Kratos dicking down his harem, Greektos scholar BTW

>>149074533
We all know who wrote that verdict

>>149074567
a black woman?

>>149074559
only to be dicked down by ernest p. worrell.

>>149074459
>Gay
If your "hero" is a jobber, then he's not a man.

>>149074617
hey look, the guy who jobbed to superman three times

>>149074629
merely pretending

>>149074617
Asurabros...

>>149074617
>>149071664
based and fact-checked

>>149074617
>He says after jobbing to Superman 3 times in a row

>>149074597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e-M7B93Dao

I don't think I've ever jobbed this hard before....

>>149074693
It's ok Asura, no one knows who are anyways.

>>149074693
come over here sweetheart....

>>149074693
Gokek...

>who are anyways
ESLtos…

>>149073177
No, It doesn't. Devil Fruits are specifically weak to spiritual/will power and Haki is that.
If Green Lanterns cannot stop Plastic Man neither can Luffy

It's getting pretty roman in here.....

>>149067006
I wish Marvel Rivals didn’t fucking ruin him.

>>149074770
Gameplay wise or story wise? I thought he was a decent B-tier pick, but I don't play rivals. Story wise he's basically irrelevant.
>>149074693
DC and anime...

>>149066999 (OP)
Doesnt batman unironically have 9-1 ratio vs superman

>>149074828
Bruce, those were for charity.

>>149067006
Yup, he won.

New thread
>>149075088

>>149075120
>>149075120

>>149071820
Biggest stomp to ever exist