Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:20:49 PM
No.149152186
>>149152262
>>149152824
Death Battle
ENOUGH!!! This is a pure manKINO battle! Pure TEST!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:21:50 PM
No.149152195
>>149152279
>>149152481
Thor solos the entire thread.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:29:06 PM
No.149152262
>>149152479
>>149152556
>>149152186 (OP)
Didn't He_man fight and defeat Superman? Thor is evenly matched with a jobber like Hulk so this is a stomp for He-Man.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:30:27 PM
No.149152277
>>149152459
>>149152499
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:30:37 PM
No.149152279
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:34:47 PM
No.149152340
if they bring He-Man back they should contradict and ignore the black box in the She-Ra episode because the idea of infinite multiversal Filmation He-Man is funny
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:39:27 PM
No.149152401
>>149152493
Reminder that Deku RAN.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:41:04 PM
No.149152421
>>149152457
>>149152465
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, MHAcucks! I just wanted to tell you that Decuck, yes THE Decuck will lose his Death Battle in just 3 weeks!
>B-BUT MUH CONTENTIAL WEATHER
Outlier. Sorry buddy, you gotta try harder!
>W-WELL HE DESTROYED A MOUNTAIN!!!!
In a non canon movie! Done!
>W-WELL HE'S GOT OTHER STUFF THAT WILL HELP!
Which Miles will no-sell because of CHADvel scaling, where he scales to other HEROES of the GODvel Universe. Sorry buddy, your series should've had more galaxy level threats. Maybe THEN you can go up against the big boys.
>W-WELL UH....
I know it's diffcult to come to terms that MarvelGODS gape MHA, but it's something you need to accept. That's what happens when you try and fight outside your weight class!
Better get your women prepped, because your MarvelBVLLS are coming to YOUR verse to gape ALL of your favorite characters with their cosmic scaling. Hope you enjoy your verse being forever known as the WEAKEST verse ever to be made, so get those tissues ready! I hope your favorite characters love doing laundry and cleaning dirty dishes, because they will be doing that a lot when the GODvelCHADS arrive!
In one month, mountains will shatterβ¦
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:43:04 PM
No.149152457
>>149152421
I want Miles to lose. He isn't my Spidey.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:43:11 PM
No.149152458
>Xianxia fag REFUSES to even TRY to challenge Shit Smellsman
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:43:17 PM
No.149152459
>>149152499
>>149152277
Holy FUARKAROO
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:43:54 PM
No.149152465
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:44:47 PM
No.149152479
>>149152262
Thor doesn't have Supermans weakness against magic
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:44:59 PM
No.149152481
>>149155705
>>149152195
Superman victim
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:45:33 PM
No.149152493
>>149152563
>>149152707
>>149152401
>literally copying Naruro
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:45:57 PM
No.149152499
>>149152277
>>149152459
That would wipe out MHA's entire cosmology btw.
>>149152450
When Miles uses a fraction of his TEACHER SPIDER-GODLORDSAMA'S HERALD CRUSHING MIGHT to BIMBOFY Dekuck
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:46:55 PM
No.149152519
Lmao
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:47:56 PM
No.149152531
>>149152541
>>149152557
>>149152517
>Posting Tatsumaki's Boytoy
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:48:20 PM
No.149152535
>>149152514
Yep. TRUEAROO!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:48:40 PM
No.149152541
>>149152531
I think Mob would be happy he wasn't the strongest :)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:48:46 PM
No.149152545
>>149152514
β¦βs steak dinner.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:49:18 PM
No.149152554
>>149152514
I'd smash binbofied deku too btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:49:27 PM
No.149152556
>>149152262
Only New 52 Superman and historically, Thor wins against Hulk in 616
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:49:46 PM
No.149152557
>>149152531
God, I wish that were me
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:49:59 PM
No.149152563
>>149152572
>>149152493
>Naruro
Who is this character?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:50:35 PM
No.149152572
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:50:36 PM
No.149152574
>>149152450
Small buildings will RUMBLE...Cars will be DEMOLISHED...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:50:40 PM
No.149152575
>>149152589
>>149152605
>"Kacchan..."
>"Still stuck trying to win against Big Bertha?"
>"... Yeah..."
>"I think you should look for another American hero to fight, at this rate you will never reach Kamala..."
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:36 PM
No.149152589
>>149152601
>>149152628
>>149152575
Big Bertha shitstomps the MHA verse. Thats what happens when you get that NEW GOD SCALING
Mob is built for being Groomed by older women
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:52:12 PM
No.149152601
>>149152630
>>149152589
Thatβs Big Barda, heβs talking about Bug Bertha, a fat avenger
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:52:32 PM
No.149152605
>>149152628
>>149152575
Isnβt Big Bertha basically diet Wonder Woman?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:52:32 PM
No.149152606
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:54:19 PM
No.149152624
>>149152682
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:54:45 PM
No.149152628
>>149152645
>>149152589
>>149152605
I'm talking about the Fat lady from the Great Lakes Avengers
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:54:50 PM
No.149152630
>>149152601
Thats a fucking deep cut then if I have never heard of this character lmao
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:55:44 PM
No.149152642
>>149152599
God, I wish that was me.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:55:44 PM
No.149152643
>>149152621
ELEPHANTBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:56:03 PM
No.149152645
>>149152656
>>149152628
ZAMN! I wish she'd peg me!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:56:16 PM
No.149152649
>>149152916
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:56:36 PM
No.149152652
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:57:06 PM
No.149152656
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:57:41 PM
No.149152665
>>149152621
H-HOW DID HE...?!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:57:46 PM
No.149152667
ENTER
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:58:13 PM
No.149152677
>>149152714
>DEKUUU!!! FACE ME NOW!
>PLEASE! LET ME WIN! I DONβT WANNA GET MINDGAPED BY LUKE! SAVE ME FROM THIS MU, IβLL EVEN LET YOU WATCH ME FUCK TSUYU, IβLL DO ANYTHING!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:58:46 PM
No.149152682
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:00:00 PM
No.149152703
>PHEW...Using the jedi mind trick to force the entire Viltrumite race to fly into the sun and be boiled alive kind of tuckered me out, I must have used nearly 10% of my power!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:00:27 PM
No.149152707
>>149152493
probably inspired from Kurama, but I like the spin
>genuinely had the same mother (though not by blood on Liebe's side) who took care of them and died saving them
>both are weak in their own ways (liebe is weak as hell with just being his devil self, asta has no magic)
>liebe is also on the bottom of the totem pole to other devils
>stuck in a grimoire that's entirely up to asta to use, can only goad him into sacrificing for power, so not even a true inner demon
>putting all the bullshit smoke and mirrors aside made them stronger
>both are along for the same goal in essence, and later on are well, literal bros
Very shouneny but that's how Black Clover works.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:00:39 PM
No.149152714
>>149152731
>>149152677
what was he supposed to do in your view? single tear stoic face like Kenshiro?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:01:41 PM
No.149152727
>>149152621
G-Gokusissies....
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:01:58 PM
No.149152731
>>149152714
he should do this
who's LIKELY to win, considering how DB can sometimes do stupid shit like Krasura?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:03:29 PM
No.149152760
>>149152749
Miles will despite being a complete fuarking WEAKLING compared to PLUSULTRAku.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:03:38 PM
No.149152762
>>149152749
it's a coinflip and always has been
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:04:09 PM
No.149152766
>>149152749
Miles with chainscaling
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:05:41 PM
No.149152793
>>149152749
Deku is going to stomp, they'll wank both to FTL and say Miles could win with venom shock but couldn't land it and it's countered by Overlay.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:05:44 PM
No.149152794
>>149152749
there's no way to know
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:05:47 PM
No.149152796
>>149153245
>>149153526
>>149152621
Fuark, with all this power he still hasn't defeated colonel Koslav, just how strong are Russians?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:06:01 PM
No.149152798
>>149152817
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:06:16 PM
No.149152801
>>149152831
>>149152768
TEAR A HOLE IN THE SKYYYYYY
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:07:17 PM
No.149152817
>>149152798
>Cute girl with sharp fangs
I job INSTANTLY.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:08:07 PM
No.149152828
>>149152885
>>149152946
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdzOv1t8Ie4&pp=ygUbbGlrZSBhIHByYXllciBjaG9pciB2ZXJzaW9u
"I applaud you, All Might, Class 1-A, The League of Villains, and other pro heroes. You still couldn't even scratch me however. I've gone up against Heralds and fought BOUNDLESS threats. Let me show you the POWER of a TRUE HERO."
>He looks at them all and then back at Miles.
"Watch Miles...this is will be your FINAL lesson."
>The entire cast of MHA look on in shock as Spider-LORD goes cosmic, the entire cosmology shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS beast.
>Reality begins to crack, resembling that of a spider's web.
"Plus Ultra? No, I live by my own motto."
>Spider-LORDKINGGOD fists begin to glow with a FRACTION of his cosmic might.
"Being a hero isn't about fame, money or power...it's about doing what's right and giving up the things we want most...even our dreams."
"You know, my Uncle Ben said to me a motto that I live by. That I uphold."
"With Great Power....Comes Great Responsibility. Remember that everyone."
>With that, Spider-LORD charges forward with MFTL speed and punches All Might, OBLITERATING him along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said punch.
>The entire MHAverse is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing.
>Spider-GOD floats in space as Miles looks up at him in awe.
"What's gonna happen to them, Pete?"
>Spider-GODLORDEMPEROR looks at Miles and takes his mask off, a smile on his face.
"I hope whatever happens to them...they come back as better heroes."
"I'd like that a lot..."
K.O.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:08:14 PM
No.149152831
>>149152801
LEAVE ANOTHER WORLD BEHIIIIIND
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:08:21 PM
No.149152833
>>149152768
Miles solos this, btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:09:21 PM
No.149152856
Dennysbrosβ¦ we are forgottenβ¦
https://youtu.be/jJskCvwA7zc
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:10:18 PM
No.149152864
>>149152824
Wheres the photoshop, anon
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:11:23 PM
No.149152885
>>149152828
>Spider-KING was teaching them, just like KINGtos taught Asura
FUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRRRK!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:13:09 PM
No.149152908
>>149152824
Adolf Hitler vs Walther PPK pistol
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:13:18 PM
No.149152912
>>149153651
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:13:31 PM
No.149152916
>>149152649
That would've killed All Might btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:14:07 PM
No.149152928
>>149152749
It is hard to say, both characters are coming off of episodes where they lost.
We haven't seen Death Battle do comic book street tiers since Iron Fist vs Po(2021)/Batgirl vs Spider-Gwen(2020), so it is also hard to say how much wank they'll give Miles.
(You could argue that Ghost Rider and Spawn are typically street tier for a majority of their adventures, but they at least have enough instances of hyper powered moments to justify Death Battle inflation)
I'm personally leaning Deku, but who knows.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:15:27 PM
No.149152946
>>149152828
CAAAAAAANNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:15:41 PM
No.149152951
>awwww poor Deku think you actually thought you can hide me?
>YOU ARE MY ONLY FREE WIN COCKSUCKER NOW COME HERE BEFORE LUKE GOHAN AND NOVA TAKE TURNS USING ME AS A VOLLEYBALL
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:17:02 PM
No.149152973
>>149153974
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:18:01 PM
No.149152989
>>149153002
>>149153668
new /dbg/ rule
only 7-A and higher characters are allowed to be posted
7-Bers and lower are too weak for this place
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:18:17 PM
No.149152991
>>149153805
>>149152824
Thraggku vs that one meme image of Miles panicking
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:18:50 PM
No.149153002
>>149153032
>>149152989
Pic not related btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:19:05 PM
No.149153007
>>149153022
>>149152599
>Makima jobs to an literally uneducated country boy
Makimapedoβ¦β¦ . .
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:19:52 PM
No.149153022
>>149153007
That's most characters when Goku exists
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:20:25 PM
No.149153032
>>149153130
>>149153165
>>149153002
Bro? Deku is literally in 1-A
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:20:36 PM
No.149153035
>Deku think you actually thought you can hide me
>IESLB
Gentlemen...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:23:14 PM
No.149153070
>THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! BEN SAMA!!!!! I GET A FREE WIN IN MY RETURN AFTER GETTING ABSOLUTELY SISSIFIED BY MY BLACK BULL CHADSTA I COULD'VE BEEN RAPED BY INVINCIBLE OUTHAXED BY AKKO LYNCHED BY WALLY WEST PEGGED BY KAMALA HUMILIATED BY ROCK LEE MINDFUCKED BY MOB IN MY RETURN EPISODE BUT YOU TOOK PITY ON ME AND GAVE ME A FREEBIE!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:24:09 PM
No.149153079
>>149153137
Please, I am begging for some actual discussion and not just endless shitposting.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:24:34 PM
No.149153086
>>149153137
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:25:09 PM
No.149153097
>>149153071
What fucking game is this a parody of it looks familiar.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:25:10 PM
No.149153098
>>149153071
SISSYku and SISSYrales our combatants for the next episode
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:25:18 PM
No.149153102
>>149153135
>>149153083
What do you want to discuss about?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:25:44 PM
No.149153107
>>149152824
The Black Bulls (Black Clover) vs Class 1-A (My Hero Academia)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:26:05 PM
No.149153111
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:26:21 PM
No.149153114
>>149152824
an actual Bull vs Deku
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:26:36 PM
No.149153117
Dayakka's wife
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:26:43 PM
No.149153118
>>149154376
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:27:37 PM
No.149153125
>>149153071
Dayakka's wife
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:27:47 PM
No.149153128
SSSSKREEEEEEE (BRING ME THE THING!)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:27:48 PM
No.149153129
>>149153170
>>149153083
ok
so would Mickey get Kingdom Hearts stuff in his episode since the events of Fantasia are canon to it and it has been referenced in the Paul Rudish shorts
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:27:49 PM
No.149153130
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:28:15 PM
No.149153133
btw Deku and Miles say trans rights!!!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:28:24 PM
No.149153135
>>149153191
>>149153102
Do you think that Death Battle's attempts to narrativize battles are worth the effort that they put into it? Are the Death Battle writers good enough that their attempts are worthwhile?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:28:26 PM
No.149153137
>>149153143
>>149153150
>>149153079
>>149153086
Yes, that's how I was born obviously, but I'm talking about fictional characters
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:29:13 PM
No.149153142
>>149152824
X-Men (X-Men Evolution) vs Class 1-A (My Hero Academia).
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:29:18 PM
No.149153143
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:29:52 PM
No.149153150
>>149153137
your mom and dad
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:29:54 PM
No.149153153
It's gonna be a miles win, like 100%, this is meant to be a subversion matchup, also they can't make MHA win twice in one season, can they?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:30:16 PM
No.149153159
>>149152824
Class 1-A (MHA) vs Tier 1-A (VSBW)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:30:35 PM
No.149153165
>>149153177
>>149153032
....the class that is, not the tier.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:30:45 PM
No.149153169
>>149152824
Holy Emperor Souther (Hokuto no Ken) vs Daredevil (Marvel Comics)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:30:51 PM
No.149153170
>>149153129
Would it realistically matter? Wouldn't the attempts made by Kingdom Hearts to dramatize events as part of a greater narrative have the result of grounding Mickey more? Thereby giving Bugs a much greater cause to be given the "Toonliness" stat that Death Battle came up with?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:31:00 PM
No.149153173
>>149152824
Mysterio vs the entire MHA Hero Society
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:31:09 PM
No.149153177
>>149153208
>>149153165
...which is High 1-A+ (lowball)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:31:57 PM
No.149153191
>>149153270
>>149153135
I think so, it's hit or miss and the format is constrained by how short the fights are, but when it works I think it does add a lot of flavor and memorability to a fight, I thought Shigaraki vs Mahito did it well. In a broader sense it clearly lands better for normies as well.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:32:01 PM
No.149153194
>>149152824
Deku and Miles (with badass and powerful) vs the league of villains and Sinister Six (with scary and dangerous)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:32:41 PM
No.149153205
>>149152824
The Unnamed Inspector Vs The Intruder (Papers Please Vs No, I'm not Human)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:32:53 PM
No.149153208
>>149153231
>>149153177
...in my fanfiction.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:33:36 PM
No.149153221
Gun to your head name one Miles speed feat.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:34:26 PM
No.149153231
>>149153255
>>149153208
My name being Kohei Horikoshi, of course
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:35:01 PM
No.149153245
>>149153526
>>149152796
They aren't. They created a device that depowered him so they could capture and rape him while forcing America to watch.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:35:01 PM
No.149153246
>>149153297
Characters that can survive this?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:35:12 PM
No.149153252
>>149153224
that one time when he prematurely ejaculated the second gwen shoved his i mean her girlcock in his asshole
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:35:16 PM
No.149153255
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:36:06 PM
No.149153268
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:36:13 PM
No.149153270
>>149153324
>>149153191
I think a big issue with it is that Death Battle has this habit of making certain characters into the 'protagonist' of an episode. This colors audience perception a lot as a result.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:37:17 PM
No.149153282
>>149153224
His name is a unit of distance.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:37:25 PM
No.149153284
>>149153306
>>149153325
Name Asura's fist to your head name a single successful MHA game
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:37:39 PM
No.149153289
>>149153305
>>149153483
>NICE JOB LOSING TO TARIQ NASHEED, YOU FUCKIN LOSER DEKU! NOW I HAVE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HOT BLONDE BIMBO I WAS GONNA BANG TO EVEN THE SCORE! YOU OWE ME OCHAKO FOR THE NIGHT FOR THIS ONE!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:38:28 PM
No.149153297
>>149153246
This is how Sandman killed an alternate version of Spider-Man ntw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:39:07 PM
No.149153305
>>149153331
>>149153289
Yang has DC scaling, so she gapes BakuJOB's asshole.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:39:11 PM
No.149153306
>>149153284
The gacha games definitely made their money back, at least
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:40:23 PM
No.149153324
>>149153372
>>149153270
I miss when they did underdogs despite Peter being the obv winner but he was getting beat 80% of his fight with Batman and the blows he landed were actually meaningful
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:40:28 PM
No.149153325
>>149153284
I-I cannot....
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:41:07 PM
No.149153331
>>149153305
Nope. The DC crossover had them as alternate universe versions of themselves that always existed in DC, while the RWBY crossover used in-lore nerfed versions of the DC reps.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:42:59 PM
No.149153355
>>149153224
He dodged Electro's lightning a few times
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:43:45 PM
No.149153372
>>149153416
>>149153324
I guess I more meant like they sometimes characterize a character as a hero or a villain more so than necessarily being the focus character. Like Kratosura tries to paint Asura into a villain role (especially in the storyboards).
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:44:17 PM
No.149153380
>>149153445
Sonic no diffs Goku and rapes his wife and kid btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:44:35 PM
No.149153384
>>149153651
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:45:39 PM
No.149153410
>Leave Miles AND Deku to me.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:45:49 PM
No.149153416
>>149153372
>especially in the storyboards
I canβt imagine the meltdown if that actually made it into the final product.
SuperCHAD vs Eggshit.
>Metal Shitnic also got wrecked by Batchad's bike
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:46:42 PM
No.149153431
>>149153547
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:47:46 PM
No.149153445
>>149153380
I asked Toriyama in Mexican heaven and he said this is canon.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:48:29 PM
No.149153454
>>149153420
FUARK HE'S SO NONCHALANT
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:49:08 PM
No.149153465
>>149153420
eggman really squawked like a chicken vs superman, he didn't even try lying to him about the gem location to buy some time
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:49:42 PM
No.149153477
>>149153613
People meme on peter darker only chance of winning is relying on Kratos level chainscaling, but what is his best feat?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:50:34 PM
No.149153490
HE'S REAL
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:51:12 PM
No.149153494
pffft
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:51:31 PM
No.149153499
>>149153483
β¦won my biological child in her womb, that is
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:51:47 PM
No.149153503
>>149153483
...at the town bicycle contest
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:52:04 PM
No.149153508
>>149153523
>>149153525
what the FUCK
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:53:12 PM
No.149153523
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:53:17 PM
No.149153525
>>149153508
Kyle wouldβve won if he had these, btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:53:21 PM
No.149153526
>>149152796
>>149153245
Russians are second to Guy Gardner
Yes, they are THAT strong
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:53:23 PM
No.149153527
>>149153483
...the worst couple contest along with her shitty kitty gf Bland
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:55:04 PM
No.149153546
>>149153589
>>149153611
>TRIVIALIZES the speed force
HO
LEE
FUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:55:05 PM
No.149153547
>>149153844
>>149153420
>>149153431
Meanwhile, Flash RAN when faced with Zavok's power.
>Shows up in every spin-off these days
>Final Boss of the only IDW arc people will remember
>beat up the crying lesbian squad
>mindbroke Starline
>almost broke Sonic's spirit
>can block homing attacks from Super Sonic
>can kill Super Sonic in one hit
CHADvok is the strongest Sonic villain.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:58:24 PM
No.149153589
>>149153666
>>149153546
so it's Batman > Batman's Bike > Metal Sonic = Sonic > Speed Force
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:59:52 PM
No.149153611
>>149153546
Batman folds sonic easily.
>>149153477
Probably this, if you want no scaling at all
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:02:04 PM
No.149153640
>>149153420
"Don't you try to moralize me, you tourist!"
Good line.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:02:53 PM
No.149153651
>>149153662
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:04:28 PM
No.149153662
>>149153651
My tulpa is enthusiastic.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:04:41 PM
No.149153666
>>149153589
This is canon because catwoman gaped three speedsters
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:04:44 PM
No.149153668
>>149153681
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:05:36 PM
No.149153681
>>149153668
Pic not related btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:06:07 PM
No.149153684
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:06:24 PM
No.149153686
>>149153791
>>149153613
>miles best feat is wall level
Uh oh
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:08:41 PM
No.149153708
>>149153768
>please care about Touhou
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:09:57 PM
No.149153725
>>149153712
ZAMN HE PENETRATED BY THREE BIG BLACK SWORDS
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:10:53 PM
No.149153738
>>149153712
Kek, this always makes me laugh.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:11:47 PM
No.149153747
>>149153791
>>149153613
>best feat is below the Kratos temple flip
damn
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:12:28 PM
No.149153754
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:12:32 PM
No.149153755
>>149152824
Kylejeet vs Bar of soap
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:12:43 PM
No.149153758
>>149153712
Why is Decuck so weak?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:12:52 PM
No.149153761
>>149153712
Mr Satan beat Asta after this btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:13:22 PM
No.149153768
>>149154367
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:14:19 PM
No.149153781
>>149153799
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:14:53 PM
No.149153791
>>149153815
>>149154600
>>149153747
>>149153686
If you think that's bad, this is Miles' best quantifiable and objective speed feat
No, I'm not kidding
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:14:55 PM
No.149153792
R-REIMU is in the thread?! I gotta get the FUCK out of here!!!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:15:28 PM
No.149153799
>>149153781
We like Toyo here chud, more anti-feats please.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:15:55 PM
No.149153805
>>149152991
Who are the girls supposed to be?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:16:45 PM
No.149153814
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:16:48 PM
No.149153815
>>149153791
>Cosmic level baseballs
HOLY FUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKK!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:17:03 PM
No.149153819
>>149153857
>>149154048
https://youtu.be/zbBu6dguLFo
Oh hey, Riot Rumble put out a new episode. I don't know if I really like the format that is a Death Battle-lite explanation of the characters. Wonder if that has anything to do with watchtime or not.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:17:17 PM
No.149153822
>>149153857
>>149153860
>>149153803
it's funny how the DCAU is 2-0
now we just need an AMAZO episode to see if it goes 3-0
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:17:32 PM
No.149153828
>>149153979
>>149153803
>AAAIIIIIEEEE CURSE MY HALF LATINX BLOOD I CAN'T STAND AGAINST STATIC'S PURE 100% AFRICAN AMERICAN GENETICS
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:18:06 PM
No.149153838
>>149152824
Simonjeet/Decuck vs having a life, friends and family
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:18:20 PM
No.149153842
>>149153803
Static Shock was Herald level btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:18:26 PM
No.149153844
>>149153547
Does IDW flesh out the Zeti at all?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:18:53 PM
No.149153853
>>149153880
>>149153819
>Death Battle-lite explanation of the characters
Didn't DBX start doing that to? Remeber when DBX was a thing?
>>149153822
>it's funny how the DCAU is 2-0
Static and Wally?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:19:37 PM
No.149153860
>>149153892
>>149153822
AMAZO gets gaped by novel kars nonsense adaption+immortality, unless we bring morrison brain damage.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:19:52 PM
No.149153865
>>149153921
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:20:48 PM
No.149153880
>>149153853
>SHARTnic is so weak he doesn't beat the guy Mario no-diffs with a half press of the A button
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:20:51 PM
No.149153881
>>149153972
>>149152450
Post Deku destroying a mountain IN-CANON.
Here's Shigaraki destroying a mountain on accident just by jumping while tired, weakened, and at incomplete power, so it should be easy for Dekek to match this if he's actually at the top of the verse and not a complete FRAUD
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:21:10 PM
No.149153887
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:21:20 PM
No.149153892
>>149153902
>>149153860
didn't the DCAU comics have him beat a guy that destroyed the multiverse
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:22:02 PM
No.149153901
>>149153919
>>149153958
I live in the crawl space below my parents house. My hygiene is nonexistent. My fetishes are a hundred times more diverse than my diet (spaghetti-Os and red Gatorade). My HERO? Say his name.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:22:06 PM
No.149153902
>>149153892
That is what I mean with brain damage.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:22:21 PM
No.149153909
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:22:40 PM
No.149153914
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:23:03 PM
No.149153919
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:23:19 PM
No.149153921
>>149153945
>>149153865
Oh right, I forgot. Should you really count Static as DCAU, though? He was a comic book character before the show, unlike Terry.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:24:47 PM
No.149153945
>>149153981
>>149153921
the analysis was primarily for his DCAU version
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:25:28 PM
No.149153958
>>149153901
Kratos of course!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:25:54 PM
No.149153966
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:26:25 PM
No.149153972
>>149153881
I can't okay!?
>>149152973
>Simon gets ready to pilot Gurren Lagann
>suddenly his mech is replaced by pic related
>no one believe Simon when he says thats not Gurren Lagann
>>149153803
>>149153828
how come Miles gets the BBC memes attached to him but not Virgil? is it because he's actually cool
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:26:58 PM
No.149153981
>>149153945
I guess you are right. They went out of their way to specify that throwing the locker into space was a cartoon-only thing, yet they made no distinction for Virgil melting the iceberg.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:27:47 PM
No.149153994
Dio vs a loli vampire
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:28:21 PM
No.149154013
>>149153420
Another simple task for Chadperman.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:28:56 PM
No.149154020
>>149153979
Maybe? If he was the one to get a second episode instead of Miles, the guys here would probably be making BBC jokes about him.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:28:58 PM
No.149154021
>>149154090
>>149154164
>Miles looks down at the defeated League of Villains and then back at Class 1-A and the pro heroes.
>"Shiiieeeeet, these niggas were the ones causing you all that much trouble? Yall niggas really suck at yo job if you can't even handle some pasty skin crackhead and these other crazy crackhead. All it took was one Venom Blast and that cracka's ass was smoked. Damn, yall niggas' verse really weak as hell. Get da fuck outta my hood."
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:29:20 PM
No.149154025
>>149153974
that would've been even stronger
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:29:33 PM
No.149154030
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:29:46 PM
No.149154034
>>149153974
>doesn't matter because he just makes him as big as STGL
My fuarking hero making the best of misfortune...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:30:02 PM
No.149154036
>>149153857
I honestly stopped watching DBXs altogether after a certain point, so I couldn't tell you.
I guessssss Riot Rumble tries to make things so that it is part of a larger narrative, but while I appreciate the animations, I can't help but feel like a lot of it is just wasted effort.
Then again, I guess if it is something the team enjoys doing then it isn't effort wasted.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:30:39 PM
No.149154048
>>149154112
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:31:34 PM
No.149154058
>>149153857
I remember DBX, if it is dead then it had a Kino final
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:31:41 PM
No.149154060
>>149154136
>>149153974
But he can just form GL from his own spiral power.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:31:51 PM
No.149154064
>>149154090
>>149154097
Venom blast is going to atomize Deku due to OFA being a genetic anomaly in the MHA verse btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:33:39 PM
No.149154090
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:33:56 PM
No.149154097
>>149154170
>>149154064
Black Whip puppetry GG
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:35:34 PM
No.149154112
Bring.
Me.
Composite.
EVERYTHING.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:37:20 PM
No.149154136
>>149154158
>>149154060
>he forms a giant spiral power chicken boo instead
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:37:51 PM
No.149154140
>>149154189
>>149154119
Demi-fiend victim
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:38:24 PM
No.149154148
>>149154119
NEMESIS BLOODSCYTHE GET DOWN
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:38:24 PM
No.149154149
>when you bring Uraraka over to the Morales place and her WiFi auto connects
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:38:31 PM
No.149154152
>>149154119
>dies to being beheaded and only brought back via elephant head and his mommy
>can get beheaded in the first place
Pathetic
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:39:13 PM
No.149154158
>>149154185
>>149154136
DC bros...We got beaten by a chicken..
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:39:43 PM
No.149154163
>>149154119
>Bowl of eggs
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:39:51 PM
No.149154164
>>149154021
I remember when this happened in the MHA/Marvel crossover special.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:40:23 PM
No.149154170
>>149154097
Black whip puppetry won't save him if he's a corpse
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:41:26 PM
No.149154185
>>149154192
>>149154158
>THATS NOT GURREN LAGANN!
>Simon what are you talking about? Its right in front of you.
>THAT IS NOT MY MECH ITS A CHICKEN I TELL YOU, A GIANT CHICKEN!!!!
>Geez Simon...maybe the anti-spiral has a point
You wear a disguise to look like mecha guys but your not a mech you're a chicken boo.
SHAMEEL
6/25/2025, 8:41:51 PM
No.149154189
>>149154140
SAAAAR YOU DO NOT SAY THIS OF THE LORD SHIVA THE STRONGEST OF ALL ONE YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD! TAKING IT BACK NOW NOW NOOOOW!!!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:41:56 PM
No.149154192
>>149154185
Boundless chicken.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:43:25 PM
No.149154207
>>149154783
>>149154829
>>149154119
didn't this guy job to Beavis and Butthead and lose enlightenment
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:44:03 PM
No.149154211
>>149154246
>>149153979
I kinda? Itβs just well, Virgil was one of my faves growing up, feels weird to use him for porn jokes
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:44:47 PM
No.149154218
>"Shiiieeeet that wyte boi was nothing. Nigga called himself a hero? Nigga a goddamn BUM. Take yo ass back to McDonalds, cuck boi."
>"AYO Ochaco! Let a real nigga show you a true hero can do..."
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:47:13 PM
No.149154246
>>149154276
>>149154312
>>149154211
Though is aware of Jews
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:50:03 PM
No.149154276
>>149154246
no wonder why he won
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:54:35 PM
No.149154312
>>149154246
>the anti semitic won
>the tranny fucker lost
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:55:52 PM
No.149154330
>>149154348
How powerful are Lovecraft gods?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:57:37 PM
No.149154348
>>149154565
>>149154330
Slightly below boat level
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:58:15 PM
No.149154355
>>149154422
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:59:01 PM
No.149154367
>>149154410
>>149153768
GIVE ME SOME GALAXY LEVEL STATEMENTS ERIN!!!!
"who wins?"
6/25/2025, 8:59:38 PM
No.149154376
>>149153118
I think this person's IQ might contain a letter
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:01:41 PM
No.149154402
>>149154435
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:02:14 PM
No.149154410
>>149154367
>Galaxy
That would be a downgrade
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:03:15 PM
No.149154422
>>149154458
>>149154355
Spider-Man victim btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:04:12 PM
No.149154435
>>149154402
Their beloved football team just lost 0-5 can they solo Marvel and MHA at the same time?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:04:23 PM
No.149154438
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:04:56 PM
No.149154443
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:05:55 PM
No.149154454
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:06:05 PM
No.149154457
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:06:06 PM
No.149154458
>>149154481
>>149154422
Get him past Yamame first
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:06:51 PM
No.149154467
>>149154485
Leave Saul Goodman to me.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:07:17 PM
No.149154473
HE'S GOING 0-2 HE'S GOING 0-2 MILES MORALES IS FUCKING WEAK HE'S GOING 0-2
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:07:22 PM
No.149154475
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:07:49 PM
No.149154481
>>149154458
He just did, he was just so fast, you could barely see it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:08:01 PM
No.149154485
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:09:24 PM
No.149154500
>>149154482
Damn, I got excited for a moment...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:10:01 PM
No.149154505
>>149154648
>>149154666
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:10:13 PM
No.149154507
>>149154482
Madara? MY FUARKING KING.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:10:13 PM
No.149154508
>>149154482
Milesbro and Dekubro btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:10:36 PM
No.149154517
HE'S GOING 0-2 HE'S GOING 0-2 IZUKU MIDORIYA IS FUCKING WEAK HE'S GOING 0-2
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:12:19 PM
No.149154540
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:13:14 PM
No.149154554
>>149154902
>"Next time on Death Battle:"
>What will we do with a drunken sailor?
>What will we do with a drunken sailor?
>What will we do with a drunken sailor?
>Early in the mornin'
>Way hay and up she rises
>Way hay and up she rises
>Way hay and up she rises
>Early in the mornin'
>"Subscribe and join as a member for more Death Battle"
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:13:41 PM
No.149154560
>>149154583
>>149154600
Can Miles beat Deku *WITHOUT* leeching feats/scaling from Peter?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:14:04 PM
No.149154565
>>149154348
no that's the level the 4th generation offsprings are
>Miles Morales became Cosmic Spider-Man in the comics
Dekubros....
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:15:05 PM
No.149154583
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:15:13 PM
No.149154584
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:15:37 PM
No.149154592
>>>>>>>>
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:16:14 PM
No.149154597
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:16:25 PM
No.149154600
>>149154560
This is Miles' best strength feat
>>149153613
And this is his best speed feat
>>149153791
The Venom Blast could maybe work, I guess...?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:16:27 PM
No.149154601
>>149154576
Fuark...What are his feats?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:17:11 PM
No.149154615
>>149154576
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:18:13 PM
No.149154634
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:18:56 PM
No.149154648
>>149154666
>>149154505
My waifu fodderizes almost every other giant woman character.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:19:54 PM
No.149154658
>>149154576
DEKUXISTERS????? EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:20:00 PM
No.149154660
>>149154697
People say that A is solar system even when his best feats are city level via chain scaling, but why don't people say that B is city level via chain scaling to A, even when he was the one who did the solar system feat?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:20:25 PM
No.149154666
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:20:29 PM
No.149154667
>>149154792
Did people online ever get pissy that one of the main reasons they made Miles and Static fight was just because they were both black?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:21:50 PM
No.149154692
>>149154887
>>149154899
>>149154576
Nice non standard power up. Did his husband make it for him?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:22:13 PM
No.149154697
>>149154660
Because comictrannies only ever think going up is fair and never want to go down
Comes with the territory when you get an actually good feat once every 3 or 4 years or so. I can't remember the last time Thor did anything on par with that mountain kick Deku did
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:22:52 PM
No.149154708
>>149154739
>>149154576
>Swank is going to give Miles this form
How bad would the meltdown be if Izuku was winning, but then Miles pulls this out and one-shots Izuku?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:24:31 PM
No.149154724
>>149154576
D-DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:24:49 PM
No.149154727
>>149154752
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:25:35 PM
No.149154739
>>149154708
Not much. People in /a/ laugh at the McDonald's worker.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:26:33 PM
No.149154752
>>149154727
Damn good thing Makima was a devil not a person
>Horikoshiβs comments offer fans insight into why romance hasnβt played a larger role in the series, even as certain relationships became fan favorites. He explains that although love is a powerful emotional element, it was never central to the storyβs main themes. While he acknowledges the narrative responsibility to explore the emotional groundwork laid by characters like Ochako and Toga, he answers the question many fans have with another question.
>In the interview, Horikoshi discussed how the series handled romantic elements, especially between Deku and Ochako, and clarified that romance was never meant to be a main focus of the series. However, through Ochako and Toga, Horikoshi aimed to explore different perspectives on love rather than emphasizing romance itself.
>He also noted that Dekuβs unawareness of romantic cues helped him avoid traditional love storylines while still grounding the characters in emotionally impactful experiences.
>However, as the story moved toward its conclusion, Horikoshi acknowledged that love was unavoidable. Chapter #394 set the stage with Ochako and Togaβs confrontation, which focused heavily on emotional vulnerability and unspoken feelings.
> βHowever, rather than depicting romance itself,β he said, βI wanted to depict love in a form as part of something even greater, but I wonder how it turned out?β
>His goal was neither to confirm nor deny a romantic outcome, but rather to explore love as a broader, more aspirational force.
https://screenrant.com/mha-anime-manga-epilogue-romance-deku-ochaco-creator-comment/
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:26:53 PM
No.149154757
>>149154482
Peter Parker solos all of Naruto, and I'm not even wanking.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:27:11 PM
No.149154764
>>149154576
D-Dekubros...surely we have something to counter this right? W-We do have cosmic scaling right? RIGHT?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:27:37 PM
No.149154771
>>149154755
>he RAN from fujos
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:27:59 PM
No.149154777
>>149154755
It's over (for real this time)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:28:29 PM
No.149154781
>>149154755
Holy shit, what a fucking cuck.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:28:32 PM
No.149154783
>>149154829
>>149154207
Man, theyβve got both abrahamic AND hindu scaling
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:28:53 PM
No.149154786
>>149154755
Fujostacies buckbroke horikoshi
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:06 PM
No.149154789
>>149154755
FUJOS confirmed to be more powerful than entire MHA-verse since they made the author FLEE
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:17 PM
No.149154792
>>149154667
nobody ever questions race battles
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:33 PM
No.149154797
>>149154824
>>149154869
Post a verse that didn't RUN from Fujos but instead DEFEATED THEM. I'll start.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:37 PM
No.149154800
>>149154835
the only one to rival Deku's cuckoldry in the series
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:39 PM
No.149154801
>>149154755
>but rather to explore love as a broader, more aspirational force.
>broader
>more aspirational
Apparently actually having sex or kissing is not included in this, which gets me wondering what the message is.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:30:13 PM
No.149154810
>>149154755
Fellas, post your manga romance ideas better than IzuOcha
Hereβs mine.
>MMA fighter x cerebral palsy girl
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:30:31 PM
No.149154815
>>149154826
>>149154755
That's a lot of words just to say Ochako would rather have sex with Bakugo and Shigaraki than Dekek
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:00 PM
No.149154824
>>149154840
>>149155200
>>149154797
Buck broke the fujos so hard it tanked the series
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:05 PM
No.149154825
>>149154755
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! MHAKEKS? IS THIS YOUR AUTHOR?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:10 PM
No.149154826
>>149154815
You mixed up Deku and Ochako in that sentence, anon
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:29 PM
No.149154829
>>149154207
>>149154783
>VSBW doesn't have anything for the second reboot of B&B
>if they did then both of them would be outerversal
fuck, if any VSBW posters are reading this can you do a revision to add that
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:35 PM
No.149154833
>>149154939
>>149154755
>but rather to explore love as a broader, more aspirational force.
traced from hokuto no ken
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:47 PM
No.149154835
>>149154800
Pop was cucked but she got her man in the end and that's all that matters
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:32:01 PM
No.149154840
>>149154824
In case anyone asks this is Tokyo ghoul
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:32:10 PM
No.149154846
>>149154755
Jobs to Persona btw
>>149154755
TRVE LOVE IS ASPIRATIONAL, IT'S BROADER THAN ROMANCE, TRVE LOVE IS EATING THE BVLLS CUM OUT OF YOUR GF'S PUSSY
PLUS ULLLLLLLLTTTTRRRRRAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:33:10 PM
No.149154862
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:34:34 PM
No.149154869
>>149154797
>Toriyama hired a rape fujo to write a parody for eternity to stop her from drawing Goku raping Bejita
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:35:32 PM
No.149154880
>>149154883
>>149154917
>>149154755
I can't imagine being an actual fan of this garbage. My Hero Academia is literally for cucks.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:35:59 PM
No.149154883
>>149154880
You CAN NOT post that with a Wolverine image, anon.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:36:21 PM
No.149154887
>>149154692
>T. Deku that lost all his powers and got gifted the pity box by bakugo
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:09 PM
No.149154899
>>149154692
Deku's entire Super Powered existence is a nonstandard power up dipshit
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:22 PM
No.149154902
>>149156493
>>149154554
Too kino for nu-DB
Which one would win - Jack has overall disney scaling behind him, but Gangplank can get crazy considering what sort of things he can certifyiably damage and destroy within confines of LoL
>Jack tricks Gangplank into getting into curse of the aztec gold from first movie
>Gangplank eats some oranges and removes the curse
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:22 PM
No.149154903
>>149154922
>>149154929
This is going to be the third episode in a row where [featless jobber fraud] gets chainscaled into becoming composite man of his entire verse to avoid getting gapped by designated featsman (it didn't work so well for Kyle though...).
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:40 PM
No.149154907
>>149154576
I had a feeling there was some obscure bullshit Miles had that could fuck over Deku
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:06 PM
No.149154914
>>149154962
What if Rorsach from Watchmen went into the MHAverse. Would he chill out or would he flip out on the heroes of the verse the way stain has?
Remember that he hates liberals, gay people, minorities, and whores.
He'd probably be cool with japan as a whole since it's ethnically clean and relatively trad in it's values.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:14 PM
No.149154917
>>149154880
>cuckverine
Post real CHADS
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:28 PM
No.149154919
>>149154755
>cuckoldry is ACTUALLY canon in MHA
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:29 PM
No.149154921
>>149154849
Simon says: "What she does is none of my business."
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:36 PM
No.149154922
>>149154936
>>149154903
>designated featsman
They have to use a past version of your character because the current version gets bested by Bank Robber-kun if he doesn't have triple a batteries.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:39:00 PM
No.149154929
>>149154936
>>149154903
But anon wile Coyote won last battle?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:39:53 PM
No.149154933
>>149154954
Would Koichi vs Peter have done better? I think itβs his best.
>>149154922
Quirkless Deku probably has better feats than MIles, I am not joking.
>>149154929
Tom was the one who did the multiversal feat, and is powered by another multiversal metaphysical energy. The Coyote had to be scaled to...A vaccumn cleaner no one really scales to.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:40:27 PM
No.149154939
>>149154951
>>149154833
New anime info tomorrow, btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:40:54 PM
No.149154947
>>149154967
>>149154936
Letβs be real. Neither real really Multiversal.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:08 PM
No.149154951
>>149154986
>>149154939
really? I gotta keep an eye out
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:12 PM
No.149154952
>>149154755
Actually pathetic.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:28 PM
No.149154954
>>149154991
>>149154933
Huge shitstomp for Peter.
>>149154936
>Quirkless Deku probably has better feats than MIles
Why are we lying here, Anon?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:45 PM
No.149154962
>>149154914
He'd be worse off there than in the regular world
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:42:04 PM
No.149154967
>>149154979
>>149155012
>>149154947
Tom literally stopped a multiversal attack, how the fuck doesn't that make him multiversal?
>B-But toon force...
He unironically has not one, BUT TWO different power systems seperated from toon force. One of them being blatant cultivation xianxia shit.
>>149154755
why are shonen authors so fucking allergic to romance
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:03 PM
No.149154979
>>149154967
Did someone mention Xianxia and Shit in the same sentence?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:16 PM
No.149154984
>>149154969
He's afraid of Fujostacies
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:16 PM
No.149154985
Goddammit. How are you all so simpleminded? Have violence in movies and sex on tv truly convinced you that's all there is to see?
There used to be someone who could positively do all the things that make you laugh and cry.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:19 PM
No.149154986
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:28 PM
No.149154989
>>149155060
>>149154936
post Tom doing the multiversal feat
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:32 PM
No.149154991
>>149155007
>>149154954
>Why are we lying here, Anon?
To be fair.
A. Quirkless humans are supernaturally resistent
B. The best AP miles feat anyone has posted is...Wall level to small building.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:01 PM
No.149155001
KEK ME UP
KEK ME UP INSIDE
I CAN'T WAKE UP
KEK ME UP INSIDE
SAVE MEEEE
SAVE ME FROM THIS DOG
SHIT
MAN
GA
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:20 PM
No.149155006
>>149155056
>>149155064
>>149154969
Depends on the author
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:23 PM
No.149155007
>>149155026
>>149154991
Wrong since every mha character can still die to fucking bullets!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:34 PM
No.149155010
>>149155031
my favorite author never RAN from fujos btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:40 PM
No.149155012
>>149154967
I donβt rreally cosndier Chase canon. Frankly, I donβt know why anyone unironically would
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:44 PM
No.149155014
>>149155055
>>149155174
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:16 PM
No.149155026
>>149155007
>Marvel fag taunting other verses getting hurt to bullets
Didn't thor died to a 1950 electric current?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:32 PM
No.149155031
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:57 PM
No.149155041
>>149154755
Yep, it's official. If you post MHA characters in Death Battle threads from now on, you WILL be called a cuck.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:46:28 PM
No.149155047
>>149155055
I have to say that Fujoshit is almost always unironically better than the main MC-FMC ship because the two male characters actually have a bond and decent personalities compared to the FMC who is always just a mary sue or a cock sleeve.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:46:46 PM
No.149155054
I havent completed a single media used in this season of deathbattle besides the invincible cartoon...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:46:46 PM
No.149155055
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:46:49 PM
No.149155056
>>149155141
>>149155006
Noelle will win Asta's heart btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:47:48 PM
No.149155064
>>149155141
>>149155006
Asta gets bitches?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:47:56 PM
No.149155066
>>149155060
jobs to Shit Smellsman btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:48:00 PM
No.149155069
>>149155106
>>149155115
>power scalers can't get convince the author to move their heroes above mountain level
>shipperGODS intimidate the author so much that he avoids romance all together
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:49:15 PM
No.149155086
>>149155138
>midoriya_izuku and ochako_uraraka
>27 pages
>ochako_uraraka and dark-skinned male
>38 pages
>LIKE WHAT'S UP DANGA...
>LIKE WHAT'S UP DANGA...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:50:45 PM
No.149155106
>>149155069
Shipping daughter indeed Stomps Powerscaling Son
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:51:47 PM
No.149155115
>>149155069
Powerscaling faggotry can on occasion have self-insertion too, which is what makes autistic shipfags so powerful.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:52:06 PM
No.149155117
>AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE UEHARA KAMUI-SAN! PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ME WITH YOUR OBSERVER ABILITIES, NOR YOUR MIGHTY CRIMINAL POWER!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:52:16 PM
No.149155119
>>149155154
>>149155060
>complete lack of posting Tom doing anything
Uh huh
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:52:32 PM
No.149155122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6XhBne8EjI
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
--------
>MMMMM cucking the niiiiiiiight away -
+
>MMMMM cucking the NIIIIIIIGHT AWAY! -
--------
>She takes the Thor dick
>She takes the Spidey dick
>She takes the X-Men dick
>She takes the Hulk dick
>She sucks the dongs that remind her of the good times
>She sucks the dongs that remind her of the better times
>Oooooh, Keka-pooooooo
>Kek-a-pooooo
>Kek-a-poooooooooooo
---------
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>THEN I GET KEKED AGAIN
>YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA FOOL AROUND
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:52:37 PM
No.149155125
>>149155144
>>149154969
Because battle shonen inherently appeals to masculine themes like winning, getting more powerful, and who's the strongest, literally the genre of the name means aimed towards males
Romance is an inherently feminine theme aimed towards women and sissies and is usually the gayest most vapid drama you will see in a story, naturally shonen authors will discard it in favor of stuff that appeals to their male audience like battle systems and hype fights
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:52:50 PM
No.149155129
>>149154969
Because a lot of them are dudes that know that they don't know how to write it. That's why almost Yamcha and Bulma's entire relationship was just Bulma clashing with Yamcha. Alternatively you have writers who just aren't interested in it.
Nowadays there's another layer of bullshit to deal with in terms of shippers who seek out and attack one another online and at conventions are sometimes beyond.
When you are an author for a popular series you still aren't afforded nearly as much wealth as you might think, at least not enough to always be able to protect yourself.
It isn't like video games, movies, or shows where you are one of many on a project (though most authors and mangakas do still work as a team).
So what's the safest option then? You just don't confirm any relationships if you can help it. The closest we get are Ochako and Deku and Kaminari and Jirou.
Ambiguity is sometimes refreshing rather than having relationships that are shitty in conception end up being forced to the end.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:53:31 PM
No.149155138
>>149155086
>It's Miles Morales! All workers give him 100% off. FULL COWLING.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:53:42 PM
No.149155141
>>149155286
>>149155056
She's one of the best female leads in a shounen so she should.
>actually proactive in the story
>has her own actual plot involving her family going on that the manga devotes a fair share of focus on
>actually really fucking strong and keeps up with the power progression throughout the show by taking after the guy she likes
>beat asta in the popularity poll
>big tits tsundere who actually seems like she might win the bowl
I wonder what an actual good MU for her would be.
>>149155064
If I recall he gets at least 8 girls by just being the peasant him throughout the show.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:53:46 PM
No.149155144
>>149155125
>Romance is an inherently feminine theme
This mindset is cancer. Romance is incredibly masculine when you aren't pathetic
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:53:51 PM
No.149155146
>>149153979
Pretty much, people actually like Static.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:54:04 PM
No.149155154
>>149155167
>>149155272
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:54:27 PM
No.149155159
>>149154969
Fake answer:
>Shipping is gay shit we want MASCULINE vibes here it's all melodrama anyway
Real answer:
>They're all virgins
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:54:58 PM
No.149155167
>>149155184
>>149155154
>Tom jobbing
how is this a feat at all
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:55:07 PM
No.149155174
>>149155014
Didn't Togashi work with his wife to help make relationships work better? Y'know, the mangaka of Sailor Moon?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:55:36 PM
No.149155184
>>149155194
>>149155167
>tom stopping the darkness who was consuming the entire multiverse
That is a feat you mongoloid.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:55:43 PM
No.149155185
>>149155266
>>149155539
>>149154755
He's a capeshitfag that puts racemixing on his work. I'm sure he's a fucking virgin. If Japan was based it should brand this guy as a traitor of the nation. Shinzo Abe would be ashamed of him.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:56:14 PM
No.149155194
>>149155207
>>149155209
>>149155184
>ended up sealed by the darkness
he failed bozo
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:56:30 PM
No.149155200
>>149155258
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:56:55 PM
No.149155207
>>149155209
>>149155217
>>149155194
Devil tom isn't tom, speedreader.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:57:12 PM
No.149155209
>>149155314
>>149155194
It is more of a sacrifice of him taking one for the team to avoid hell being consummed.
>>149155207
>Tom isn't tom
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:57:44 PM
No.149155217
>>149155229
>>149155207
Ok so Tom isn't even mentioned, so tom didn't do anything, therefore it isn't a feat
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:58:35 PM
No.149155229
>>149155248
>>149155217
Tom defeated Devil tom, so it is a feat.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:59:06 PM
No.149155239
>>149153712
>>149153803
>Miles even had a much cooler defeat than Deku
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:59:52 PM
No.149155248
>>149155229
>Devil Tom jobbed to the darkness
>Devil Tom jobbed to Tom
So Tom beat up a guy who lost to something else? Am I missing something? Also, that isn't a feat, that's called scaling.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:00:25 PM
No.149155258
>>149155200
FUARK SHE'S TOO POWERFUL
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:01:07 PM
No.149155266
>>149155185
Wouldnβt Hulk had made more sense as the one instead of Superman, I donβt think Broly and Superman is a debate
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:01:21 PM
No.149155269
>>149155386
>Take 2 male characters
>Retcon one of (can be either) of them into a woman
>Infinitely superior ship than 99% of M/F fiction written by both men and women
We're getting SCAMMED moidbros...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:01:29 PM
No.149155272
>>149155154
>still not posting Tom doing anything
You chuds are all the same. So WHAT if my wife wants to get gangbanged by a dozen BVLLS? Love is abstract and broad, plus she can do whatever she wants with her body.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:02:22 PM
No.149155280
>>149155274
Peter Griffin...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:02:32 PM
No.149155284
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:02:43 PM
No.149155286
>>149155295
>>149155141
zamn this girl would oneshot the whole of MHA???
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:03:19 PM
No.149155294
>>149154969
Most of them have no fucking clue what theyβre doing when it comes to that so they donβt bother. Hell, most romance mangakas have no fucking clue either since theyβre either virgins or they have no clue how to write and pace romance. The difference between battle Shonen and (good) romance is extremely huge and the latter requires a lot of careful attention to character emotions and context in ways that you canβt asspull your way out off. Thereβs no shortcut in writing a good romance and mixing that along with a huge battle plot is even harder. So youβre better off doing one or another unless you have a lot of experience writing both.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:03:23 PM
No.149155295
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:03:46 PM
No.149155304
>>149155274
Miles...
Deku....
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:04:22 PM
No.149155310
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:04:36 PM
No.149155314
>>149155320
>>149155209
>Tom isn't tom
Tom is stronger than Devil Tom in the story.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:04:55 PM
No.149155320
>>149155495
>>149155314
Am I just supposed to take your word for this?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:05:01 PM
No.149155322
>>149155327
>>149155413
>BULLSBULLSBULLSBULLS
>Asta out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:05:20 PM
No.149155327
>>149155639
>>149155322
I still think Mash beats him
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:06:20 PM
No.149155347
>>149155274
Well said fellow MHAbro! I hope you have a PLUS ULTRA DAY!
I like MHA but I HATE Cuckoldry. You already KNOW who my HERALD is...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:09:04 PM
No.149155386
>>149155269
>faggots turn that obnoxious retard into a woman instead of focusing on his bombshell of a mother
I hate the fandom of this show completely.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:09:39 PM
No.149155395
>>149155060
>tree
hey wait this is just Kratos again
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:10:07 PM
No.149155400
>>149155365
>likes MHA
>hates cuckoldry
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:10:10 PM
No.149155404
>>149155365
Silver SurferGOD
TerraxKING
NovaBEAST
FirelordSCHOLAR
AirwalkerLEGEND
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:10:47 PM
No.149155411
>>149155439
>is together with his wife again
Nothing personal fujos
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:11:07 PM
No.149155413
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:13:04 PM
No.149155433
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:13:41 PM
No.149155439
>>149155448
>>149155411
Why did you post a crippled cuck that jobs to Johnny Storm?
>>149155439
Does All Might job to Ben Grimm?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:14:42 PM
No.149155452
>SHITruto's clones debate
How fucking boring.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:16:02 PM
No.149155465
>>149155521
>>149155583
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:16:47 PM
No.149155473
>All of women's favorite ships in media are ones that don't have women in them
How do you rationalize this as a man?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:16:55 PM
No.149155474
>>149155514
>GODruto's LEGACIES debate
How fucking interesting!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:03 PM
No.149155477
>>149155486
>>149155448
didn't Ben do something with an attack that could split a planet or something
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:13 PM
No.149155479
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:37 PM
No.149155484
>>149155448
All Might jobs to Daredevil
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:46 PM
No.149155485
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:48 PM
No.149155486
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:18:40 PM
No.149155495
>>149155320
nta but they also say that in wile vs tom
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:18:49 PM
No.149155499
>>149155503
>>149155532
SCP Wank vs Xianxia Wank... who wins?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:19:09 PM
No.149155503
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:20:00 PM
No.149155512
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:20:04 PM
No.149155514
>>149155474
...on cuckolding levels!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:20:34 PM
No.149155521
>>149155465
Fuyumi is so lucky!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:21:19 PM
No.149155528
>>149155539
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:21:34 PM
No.149155532
>>149155499
Xianxia wank is too honest in his powerfaggottry, there are clear power levels and distiction between them (the entire genre is kinda this). Meanwhile SCP is literal suggsverse in his power system, there is no rhyme or reason on who is the strongest beyond the author said it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:22:24 PM
No.149155539
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:22:58 PM
No.149155544
>>149155569
>>149155535
Half of it is Kylejeesh level RTH. The other is retards thinking it is funny and jumping into the train to shitpost.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:23:00 PM
No.149155545
>>149155554
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:23:37 PM
No.149155554
>>149155545
Deku's hero btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:23:49 PM
No.149155560
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:24:00 PM
No.149155563
YABBA DABBA PLUS ULTRA
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:24:25 PM
No.149155569
>>149155535
The simoncuck, of course. Why he feels called out
>>149155544
LMFAO
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:24:54 PM
No.149155577
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:25:20 PM
No.149155583
>>149155465
>Mogs Popstep and Jiro
He's so fucking cool!
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
6/25/2025, 10:25:31 PM
No.149155586
>>149155594
what the fuck is this thread?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:25:57 PM
No.149155590
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:26:32 PM
No.149155594
>>149155586
Powerscaling in its truest form
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:26:32 PM
No.149155595
>>149155614
>>149155624
You are Byakuya Kuchik
You come home after a "hard" day of "work" at your job as a Soul Reaper and for some reason, decide not to enter through the side door, but the front door instead.
When you enter you can hear pained screeching, forcing you to look up, where you catch sight of Majin Buu brutally shitting on your sister, Rukia. You move quickly out of sight, and quietly make your way upstairs. Did Majin Buu see you as he had your sister bent over the toilet?
You sneak into the bedroom, and can hear Rukia begging for mercy, "NO! NO! NO! PLEASE AAAAAHHH!" her screams are the guttural cries of someone genuinely afraid for their life, but you just pretend like it's "young love", and your sister's budding sexuality.
You try your best, but it becomes too much, so you try earplugs, but you know those don't actually work. In the end, you wind up in the bathtub, where you close the curtain, and eyes darting, begin making imitation shower noises, because you don't want Majin Buu to hear you taking a shower, but want something to drown out the sound of your sister screaming, "BROTHERBROTHERBROTHER HELLLLPPP ME!!!"
Suddenly, it ends, and you can hear your sister let out the grainy groan of a neutered bitch
"Buu made Poo Poo. Time for round 2..." You hear Majin Buu say in an innocent tone.
"Please no, please no mo-!" Her pleas are cut short by a gagging and slurping sound, forcing you to rock faster.
That's when you hear it, your sister swallowing down poop. "GRRRRGGGGH!"
You hear a loud, "GULP!" Followed by a gag and soft sobs, as you tell yourself, over and over, "It's okay, Buu is just too strong".
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:26:39 PM
No.149155596
>>149155535
I don't know, that could be any MHA character.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:27:22 PM
No.149155614
>>149155626
>>149155595
I will never read bleach
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:28:09 PM
No.149155624
>>149155595
Renjibros....
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:28:21 PM
No.149155625
>>149155535
Clearly a fan of the manga/anime series My Hero Academia!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:28:27 PM
No.149155626
>>149155614
Based. That manga is disgusting.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:29:35 PM
No.149155639
>>149156098
>>149156159
>>149155327
Mash beats asta and Deku since he doggy paddled a continent Deku could never do something that cool
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:32:18 PM
No.149155673
>>149155692
>>149155701
I am beginning to think that Cuckanon didn't actually leave, this degree of flooding is far too much.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:33:51 PM
No.149155692
>>149155673
>Cuckanon
You just described the entirety of /dbg/
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:34:35 PM
No.149155701
>>149155673
>the entirety of /dbs/ and their tourists in /db/ out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:34:59 PM
No.149155705
>>149155827
>>149152481
Post superman beating Koslav
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:35:37 PM
No.149155714
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:36:51 PM
No.149155725
>>149155743
>>149155795
SUPER NOVA!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:38:52 PM
No.149155743
>>149155890
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:41:50 PM
No.149155775
>>149155788
>I Endeavor the forever 2nd place humbly kneel to:
>All Might-sama who I can never surpass no matter what I do and is far more beloved than me
>Deku-sama for turning my son into a faggot and teaching me how to be a real hero
>Ozai-sama who people will always compare me to and will stomp me in a future episode
>Hawks-sama for gaping my asshole every night
>Johnny Storm-sama for graciously accepting my offer to marry my daughter and elevate the Todoroki name to heights I can only ever dream off
>Nolan-sama who accidentally obliterated my verse in a early morning flying session
>Toya-sama for crippling me and putting me in a wheelchair
>Bobby Drake-sama whose Icy exterior I cannot melt despite going full power
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:42:57 PM
No.149155788
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:43:50 PM
No.149155795
>>149155823
>>149155725
I remember when Vergil lost to that.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:45:42 PM
No.149155823
>>149156014
>>149155795
...Which was bullshit. FAGphiroth could never beat my hero.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:45:46 PM
No.149155825
>>149155843
>>149155845
Miles lost to THIS...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:45:54 PM
No.149155827
>>149155874
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:46:19 PM
No.149155835
>>149155849
>>149155874
Post the CHADS of DB that were ROBBED of their victory, at least 5. Bonus points for stating why.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:46:51 PM
No.149155843
>>149155915
>>149155825
...and he's supposed to go against THIS???
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:47:21 PM
No.149155845
>>149155825
FUARK THAT WOULD KILL 99% OF MHA CHARACTERS
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:47:38 PM
No.149155849
>>149155835
Batman
Batman
Batman
Tommy
Tommy
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:49:04 PM
No.149155869
>>149155914
>Characters with 1-0 records fighting
Two LEGENDS who have PREVAILED in the halls of CHADth Battle fighting to claim their place in MAJESTY
>Characters with 0-1 records fighting
Two fraudulent cucks engaging in an embarassing slap-fight, battling over scraps to avoid condemnation in total failure
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:49:20 PM
No.149155874
>>149155893
>>149155923
>>149155827
Superman had batchad scaling to help him. Everyone becomes boundless with him around
>>149155835
If they were a real chad they wouldn't have been robbed but Asura for starters
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:49:28 PM
No.149155877
>4 weeks until Deku loses, going 0-2 in the process and becoming forever known as a jobber cuck responsible for giving the series a negative W/L ratio
Miles is an equally pathetic cuck but seeing DeKEK get humiliated this hard might just make this episode worth it. But what I want to know is what are the odds we get a double KO draw? That's the real golden outcome right there.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:49:35 PM
No.149155880
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:50:09 PM
No.149155890
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:50:33 PM
No.149155893
>>149155904
>>149155874
you mean BatBROKEN?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:51:34 PM
No.149155904
>>149155937
>>149155893
ah shit forgot the image
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:52:15 PM
No.149155914
>>149155869
>Akuma vs Shao Kahn
>DeKEK vs KEKiles
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:52:21 PM
No.149155915
>>149155843
This won't be mentioned in the Deku vs Miles match btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:52:21 PM
No.149155916
>>149155937
As bad as Deku is, he didn't poison Shonen Jump as a whole like Miles poisoned Marvel. He also didn't cause a million fucking Spider Personas.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:52:50 PM
No.149155923
>>149155874
To be fair, they canβt do shit against DB being retarded no matter how much of a chad they are. Thatβs the equivalent of knocking on the door of an empty house expecting an answer.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:52:51 PM
No.149155924
>next fight is Niggerman vs Decuck
I won't even read it. I know the woke garbage will win because the creators are reddit sissies too. Useless episode.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:53:58 PM
No.149155937
>>149155995
>>149155904
baterversal Russians, those Russians would've starved Goku and Simon to death.
>>149155916
By odin's fade is still funny chud
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:56:03 PM
No.149155961
>>149155970
>>149156026
>I heard Deku was avoiding his match against me and decided to try and deal with a street tier instead.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:56:46 PM
No.149155970
>>149155987
>>149155961
Literal who???
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:57:02 PM
No.149155974
>>149154969
Most of them aren't even good at writing it. Even if they include it, fanboys and fangirls get mad when their ships are sunk. See the Hall of Anal Devastation for Naruto and Bleach when NaruHina and IchiHime got confirmed.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:57:59 PM
No.149155987
>>149155970
>He doesn't know
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:58:45 PM
No.149155995
>>149155937
>mindbroken BABBLE
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:58:46 PM
No.149155996
>>149156034
These threads are toast oh my god
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:59:14 PM
No.149156004
>>149156017
OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST PLEASE NO LET ME FIGHT DEKU, ANYTHING BUT LUKE! I DON'T WANT MY MIND TO GET RAPED PLEEAAAAASE! I NEED YOU SWAN!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:00 PM
No.149156014
>>149156024
>>149155823
Sephiroth just sends Vergil to a dying Gaia where Meteor hits. No Aerith deus ex machina to save him like Zack.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:15 PM
No.149156017
>>149156004
...said Steven to Mark.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:53 PM
No.149156024
>>149156041
>>149156014
>Avoids it with dimensional travel with Yamato
YAWN.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:01:00 PM
No.149156026
>>149156038
>>149155961
This guy is for Mob/Shigeo.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:01:54 PM
No.149156034
>>149156088
>>149155996
Ash and Yugi will save these threads
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:02:04 PM
No.149156038
>>149156057
>>149156026
Mash would murder shigeo so I'd rather have him fight Deku or Asta
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:02:10 PM
No.149156041
>>149156024
Sephiroth can do the same thing. Unlike Vergil, his doesn't get sealed (see Vergil sealing the portal to Hell so he and Dante can't escape)..
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:02:31 PM
No.149156049
Here I go, Ash. Prepare to be smothered by giant hairy balls.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:03:11 PM
No.149156057
>>149156038
Deku would do even worse than Shigeo. I don't see the problem.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:04:54 PM
No.149156088
>>149156110
>>149156034
>Anzu went to America to be a "dancer"
Oh anon.....
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:05:57 PM
No.149156098
>>149156152
>>149155639
>asta
Based on a combination of calcs and multipliers he can actually get to moon/planetary levels if you're a little generous, so the fight might at least be competitive if DB were as they usually are.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:06:20 PM
No.149156107
Post a character moving a continent.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:06:41 PM
No.149156110
>>149156088
Pokefags (me) cant be that degenerate...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:07:52 PM
No.149156128
https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth_Reborn
>In the Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Ultimania, Tetsuya Nomura explained that Sephiroth's existence transcends worlds and he exists simultaneously in multiple worlds. When Zack comes to help Cloud fight Sephiroth, they both exist in a moment where the two worlds join. Further, when Zack, Cloud, and the other party members all fight Sephiroth Reborn, though they are presumably existing in separate worlds, they are still fighting the same entity.
Vergil is fucked. Sephiroth is only gonna get buffed even further when the next FFVII R game comes out.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:09:46 PM
No.149156152
>>149156098
Their fight would be pretty cool since it'd be two dudes who worked out immensely to get their gains.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:10:04 PM
No.149156159
>>149156181
>>149155639
Isn't Mash like Mach 1 speed
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:11:24 PM
No.149156181
>>149156193
>>149156159
No? What the fuck made you think that.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:12:14 PM
No.149156193
>>149156247
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:17:26 PM
No.149156247
>>149156307
>>149156193
He's been faster than mach 1 in the manga for quite a while.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:20:33 PM
No.149156276
>>149156302
>>149156408
Ballot
>Consul N vs 9S
Liam enjoyed NieR: Automata but only played the first few hours of it. They think this is interesting.
>Ash (Evil Dead) vs Denji
Huge positive reception upon seeing this. Ben thinks it's kinda crazy that Ash hasn't been in a Death Battle yet.
>Sylvanas Windrunner vs Mannfred von Carstein
They think it's probably cool.
>Reina Vs Juri
Liam thinks it's weird that Reina can use a devil form despite not being descended from the part of the Mishima bloodline with the Devil Gene, Sam points out that her being able to fistfight a literal bear is also weird.
>Kamen Rider V3 VS Genos
Luis will take any excuse to bring back OPM. Ben re-iterates that they have to do a Kamen Rider episode. This wins a point from Sam for a good tagline.
>Papillon vs Dio
Liam doesn't know who Papillon is, but would take any opportunity to bring DIO back. Luis loves Buso Renkin.
>Will vs Euden ~ Heroes Reforged
Liam really likes Metaphor. He notes this meets the desire for more swords in Death Battle.
>Organization 13 vs The Royal Knights (Digimon)
The call is intrigued by this. Sam says they've had army battles but not organization battles.
>Seong Gi-hun VS The Dealer
The call notes this is one of the first suggestions they've seen for a Squid Game character in DB. Erin thinks this matchup works well.
>Denji VS Akira Fudo
Sam and Liam say it's cool and they've seen it suggested a bunch.
>Knull VS Orcus
Liam says Orcus has a dad bod. Ben likes this.
>Alex and Justin Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place) vs Phoebe and Max Thunderman (The Thundermans)
Liam thinks The Thundermans is a fake show at first. Sam suggests just phoning up the actors from the shows and making this the live action matchup.
>Starkiller vs Ahsoka Tano
Ben describes this as being a fight between Vader's apprentices from the Legends and Disney canons.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:22:05 PM
No.149156291
I finally found this old Tom Vs Coyote edit
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:22:39 PM
No.149156302
>>149156276
>>Alex and Justin Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place) vs Phoebe and Max Thunderman (The Thundermans)
Lol. Alex and Justin have absurd retarded hax, I think they even have conceptual erasure and star level feats. They stomp.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:23:01 PM
No.149156307
>>149156339
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:25:52 PM
No.149156339
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:32:21 PM
No.149156408
>>149156276
>Ash vs Denji
Does Denji just kinda stomp here or does Evil Dead have some insane shit?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:40:14 PM
No.149156493
>>149156624
>>149154902
Legends of Runeterra (League's card game) gave Gangplank his own pirate crew and ship.
If we go with Canon gangplank he is a fairly normal athletic human with access to an insane amount of explosives + he has a "super form" empowered by the Ruined King (although I don't know if he can access this on his own)
If we go full apeshit with League not only he can scale to lots of characters but he can also get a bunch of item passives, League Gangplank (gameplay wise) has always been an abomination that can build fucking anything and still beat your ass from tank to critical strikes, full on hit effects, bruiser, lethality, you name it
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:50:21 PM
No.149156624
>>149156683
>>149156493
>League of trannies
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:54:53 PM
No.149156683
>>149156624
Don't talk trash about my HERO's favorite vidya even though league sucks even as an ASSFAGGOTS, DotA and Smite are better
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:15:45 AM
No.149156965
>>149154755
you don't get it she HAS to slurp Bakugo's ass crack because she's exploring love in a broader more aspirational way
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:22:16 AM
No.149157056
>>149152768
The entire Marvel verse gets gaped by this btw
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:30:09 AM
No.149157168
>>149154849
Kyle Raynerβ¦
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:38:04 AM
No.149157259
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:39:34 AM
No.149157277
>>149155535
The Kylejeet obviously, which is why heβs still melting down LMAO