Thread 149185827

Would you be willing to do Blitzo as a woman?

>>149185827 (OP)
Fuck no. I will, however, do his sister.

>>149185827 (OP)
Not I. Bitch looks like one of those laughing whores that think lol randumb = cute and slaps you before giggling like a faggot confident you'll want to fuck her no matter what.
I'll be taking a female Moxxie thank you very much

>>149185827 (OP)
Never stick your dick in crazy. Blitzo is basically like every horror story about a crazy ex with BPD

>>149185859
Femmoxxie is like my dream girl, damn. Funny how that works.

>>149185827 (OP)
>Would you be willing to do Blitzo as a woman?
Fuck no, usually i find all the male characters being infinitely superior as females but blitz is actually worse as a female because then you just know that body count is easily into 4 digits.

What is his alcoholic beverage of choice?

>>149186079
Four Loko

>>149186051
By far. He's just Verosika without any of the appealing parts.
>Satana and Lucyfer catfight

>>149186297
That any good?

>>149186370
It is if you want to get drunk. Sorta like Mad Dog 20/20

>>149186467
I'll have to try it some time when I'm feeling brave.
>getting shitfaced with Loono

>>149185859
>>149185870
>>149186051
>even female, /co/ is still unwilling to fuck Blitzo

>>149186370
If you don't care about really shitty hangovers in the morning, sure

Loona and anon

>>149187020
Loono and Nona.

>>149186724
Blitzo is that much of a fucking waste of space, I won't say give /co/ credit but it's very telling at the least

Why would I ever want to fuck a filthy imp? I have a more sophisticated taste in demon women

>>149187371
Stella's alright.

>>149187371
Some female Imps are good.

>>149187648
>peck her on the lips
>she grabs you and frenches you
Also I wonder what the characters would think of us lusting after their r63 selves.

>>149185827 (OP)
Absolutely not...i would fem stolas, though

>>149187690
>Moxxie is flustered and wonders why anyone would prefer him as a girl. He doesn't seem to insulted by the idea though.
>Blitzo on the other hand hates that anyone would see him as such a bottom bitch he may as well be one and tries to turn it around by asking if (You)re sure you wouldn't just want to fuck his "tight" little asshole
>Millie thinks it's funny that you think she's so badass as to be mistaken for a guy, but this all just pretend right cause she's ALL woman ALL the way ALL the time.
>Loona is just insulted that you would even dare to think of her as a man. She's LADY damn it and you should treat her like one!
How's that?

>>149187801
I feel like Loona would be flustered at first and then start teasing you for it. She'd probably never let you live it down.

>>149187690
>Give her head pats
>She climbs you to give you hugs
>Give her a kiss on the head
>She climbs you to give you a smooch
>This becomes routine
>>149187801
This seems accurate

>Stella finds out about the r63 art
>on one hand she's disgusted and repulsed, assuming it's the same fag shit Stolas was privy too
>on the other hand, "Stellen" IS rather handsome...

>>149186079
Vodka and white claw
>>149186297
Sometimes this
>>149186370
Its a 6 pack of generic beer in a can. Its 14% and is 24 ounces

>>149188252
What kind of drunk is he?

>>149185827 (OP)
VERY consequences (syphilis) be dammed
Captcha VWHATO

>>149188471
She probably has AIDS

>>149188372
Happy, then sad, then happy again, then he blacks out.
>>149188733
Getting drunk with Loono and he insists on giving you head, telling you to "relax bro".

Ficanon, if you write Anon beating the shit out of Blitzo, I will be eternally grateful.

>>149188026
Ok how about we keep it going
>Stolas, finds the whole thing "charming" but since he already has a slim figure and a "soft demeanor" he thinks himself a lady already. Though he wouldn't mind having fuller curves
>Stella, thinks the whole thing is stupidly disgusting fetish fuel made by incels equally as faggoty as Stolas for not having the balls to talk to a real woman. She might hawk an imp at you for bringing it up
>Andrealphus, is giddy about the whole thing but thinks he's effeminate enough to pull it off but like Stolas he wouldn't mind a pair of tits to show off.
>Octavia, feels like this whole thing is just a masquerade for closet gays to express their latent homosexuality for male characters in a different skin, however she admits that maybe if she were a boy her father would've paid more attention to her.

>>149187371
Based.

https://files.catbox.moe/hs2q20.mp4

>>149188915
What if I just want a bro and not a bf?

>>149188733
>he doesnt know Loona is a massive fujo

>>149189277
Anon should give her a hug.

>>149188985
What about Striker and the sins?

>>149188026
>femStriker sleeps on your bare chest nightly

>>149189174
So if Loono tried to suck your dick you would stop him?

>>149189623
>She still clings to your chest when you get up in the morning

>>149189635
Probably. I dunno. Maybe. Most likely.

>>149185827 (OP)
Would genderswapped characters have the same personalities as the originals or would they have different traits?
I'm a straight male so FemBlitzo is more tolerable. FemMoxxie crossdressing doesn't make sense. Millie's default is sweet southwestern charm, would probably work genderswapped but I don't know. I don't care for Maleoona, to each their own.
FemCrimson killed FeMoxxie's father.

>>149189679
Lol. You already know what's gonna happen if you both are 8 beers in and Loono pushes for it.

>>149189569
>Striker is shocked at first, maybe sent for a bit of a loop, but then he realizes whats going on. Fucking anal is no prob of course, but he knows what (You) really want is a hot cowgirl with perky breasts and a horse dildo to get pegged by.
I don't know about the sins yet I'll get to it tomorrow

>>149188981
This

>>149188981
Based.

i still don't understand why people like these atrocious character designs

>>149191696
Horny.

>>149189174
bro with benefits

>>149189174
That just makes you normal Anon
Loono is a bro
He's made for Anona

>>149192339
Based.

>>149189763
>Would genderswapped characters have the same personalities as the originals or would they have different traits?
I'd say roughly the same, though their gender would probably have to change them a little just because of biology and such. I see Octavio acting out more than Octavia for example.

>>149192698
>I see Octavio acting out more than Octavia for example.
he needs a homely human witch to fix him

>>149192744
Incredibly based... how do you think a "deltarune" style Nona would be, spells and personality wise?

>>149191795
The benefit is platonic bro stuff tho

>>149193193
it's mostly beer.

>>149193193
>Staring up at the stars in silence
>Fishing
>Yelling obscenities at each other in voice chat vile enough to have your mother die of shock only to resurrect just so she can die all over again
>Sharing your deepest fears and insecurities
Yeah, just guy stuff

>>149185827 (OP)
Hey guys new short

>>149193407
Also more human Loona
https://youtu.be/-1b7uCyONb0?si=8z-mL9ryTuncH1GW

No, imps are gross. Hot owl milfs are where it's at.

>>149193455
Imp wife happy life

>>149193422
I felt absolutely nothing from this.

Also, real subtle with the pansexual lollipop, Viv.

>>149193455
Indeed
but Imp Cowgirls are good too

>>149193477
I thought Pocket Sand was funny.

>>149193455
Stella is a secretary bird

>>149193422
>spends like 3 minutes on the build up to the final punchline
>it's not even fucking funny

Maybe it's better they didn't actually stick to the assassination of the week theme if this is the level of writing we'd get.

>>149193455
>its a Loona short!
>Human form and barely talks...

>>149193422
I didn't smile once. It was actually that unfunny.

>>149193535
it was funny... in King of the Hill. Not here.

>>149193422
not did i only not smile, all it really did was make me feel bad for loona

what the fuck what an unfunny punchline

New short dropped and what the fuck
They literally killed a guy that did absolutely nothing wrong even though blitz spared a cheater just because he was with his family and blitz saw himself in them but somehow can't sympathize with the guy that has a great relationship with his adopted children.
Loona meanwhile seems to like genuinely kind guys only to get gut punched when she reveals her true form and the guy freaks out when she is finally capable of opening up to someone.

What the fuck is wrong with these people, what was the purpose of this short.

>I.M.P accidentally kill an innocent man
>You're supposed to sympathise with them because they're gay or some shit
Nah, fuck that. Vivziepop is a hack, and I'm embarrassed I used to enjoy this show.

Loona's only hope is some touch starved guy about to jump off a bridge

>>149193422
>Loona shows vulnerability
>guy freaks out and they sloppily kill him
Huh. How cynical.

>>149193422
guess who wrote today's short?
the same guy who did Class of '09.

>>149193669
You are finally opening your eyes anon, it only took you about 4 years lol

>>149193660
>>149193669

Somebody probably asked “what would happen if IMP was tasked with killing Mr Rogers,” and this is what they came up with

>>149193660
>They literally killed a guy that did absolutely nothing wrong

This is the only part of the inevitable criticism that I'm going to defend. They're fucking amoral assassins, they should be killing good people as often as they do shitty ones and it's nice for this skit to acknowledge it, but yea, the rest of this short was fucking retarded and painful.

>short not only shows that Loona craves kindness and affection but that she's willing to let people in if they're sincere and willing to connect with her
Loonabros, our stocks are skyrocketing.

>>149193422
Poor Loona holy shit that ending was ass

ITS OUT!
https://rooftopfonduegames.itch.io/helluva-boss-loona-the-game

>>149186370
If you drank four of those pre 2010, then you'd probably be dead

>new short was clearly made to release on Father’s Day
>it’s a week late
Kek

>guy is completely calm and accepts it when loona says they will kill him
>Freaks out when she shows her true form
I mean, his reaction is realistic, everyone would react the same way but it still doesn't make sense considering how calm he was with a gun pointed to him.

>>149193718
The only hitch was him freaking out upon seeing her true form. All you have to do is not freak out, and (you) are golden.

>>149193710
well its just loona who acted that way with the "ned flanders", blitzo was the one impatient to pull the bullet on the guy's head.

>>149193688
I'd say it's beyond cynicism. Given how human life is viewed in prior episodes (minus the one instance of gay sympathy), it's pure misanthropy.

Shit short, im just happy for more Loona

>>149193710
I could agree with that but every victim they had is someone they screw over having revenge on them from hell, that's the point of their business, everyone that hired them died because some asshole did something to them and they want revenge, otherwise who would hire them to kill a guy.
I was expecting the guy this short to be secretly a pedophile or abusive, I was expecting that he would try to get handsy on loona when he noticed she was warming up to him and she had to kill him in self defense but no, he literally did nothing, who even hired him to kill a guy like that.

>>149193731
>>new short was clearly made to release on Father’s Day
If that was going to be their contribution, the delay might've been for the best. Cause if their idea of celebrating fatherhood is killing a genuinely kind father figure to children -- then, uh... yeah.

It's par the course for Viv and her daddy issues, though!

Is Loona really that ugly? Is at artstyle thing where characters look cute out of universe but in-universe are ugly?

>>149193779
>who even hired him to kill a guy like that.
A petty bitch that's who

>>149185827 (OP)
>Would you be willing to do Blitzo as a woman?
I don’t know, maybe if I was a woman I would have whatever mental deficiency is needed to find him attractive?

>>149193830
Ugly and terrifying are two different things, but it's also just lazy writing given how he just took Blitzo in stride.

this short could’ve been a lot funnier but the build up didn’t pay off at all. this is easily the worst episode

>>149193422
Ok then Viv
Ok

>>149193660
>that pic
God she's so beautiful bros

At least Viv didn't go for the obvious twist that he was a pedo. That's something, I guess.

>Loona does appreciate genuine kindness
Well, let's hope Anon changes for the best.

>>149193834
>Showed me up in highschool
I guess if they put 'turned me down in highschool,' it might be a touch too obvious that Wrigglers was another strawman.

>>149193762
she's so pretty
i want to kiss her

>>149193740
Consider this, a mild freakout.
He stumbles back, but collects himself quickly, and after a bit, Loona spares him.
He's then seen regularly as sort of a pseudo therapist for her.

>>149193896
Honestly if Loona hadn't shot him he wouldn't have to defend himself like that.
>Pocket Sand!

>>149193660
Blitzø is still an egoistical fuck up so the only way he could forgive someone is if he sees himself on them

>>149186370
It taste like if a frat boy/cholo decided to ferment his own wine but there wasnt enough hardcore flavors in it

>Killing a gay guy hits too close to home so Blitzo has to be all sappy and abandon the client
>But killing a completely innocent Mr Rodgers clone is fine because… IT JUST IS OK?!

Now that I think about it this is the first time an episode feels mean spirited to me, like, viciously cruel
I'm a little disappointed because I think it has the potential to be an emotional short for Loona
Unless they had the intention of it being a sad short because that's all it made me feel, sadness

What I find interesting is that Loona was hesitant to kill him and it could have broken through her cynicism towards humans depending on what her takeaway is. It could be
>opening herself up got her punished so she closes herself off more
Or
>humans aren't as black and white as she thought; she only thought so because she only ever saw sinners and assholes, and she may regret letting his go south
If the latter, there is a possibility there will be an arc where they find a way to get out of the business and I.M.P. dissolves, especially because as poorly handled as it was, they still showed hesitance to kill those heckin gay dudes. Consider that M&M are now pregnant and continuing their business is going to get harder.

>>149193937
Yeah i get that what I don't get is how he didn't saw himself in a guy with great relationships with multiple adopted children, is it because he wasn't gay? That's the only possible explanation.

>>149194021
Letting this go south*
Point being the job is becoming more complicated both morally and practically, I suspect their business will dissolve at the end in some way.

God damn that was dogshit. Was it supposed to be sad? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't anywhere close to being funny.

Honestly, this is the worst short so far. It didn't even have any jokes or anything interesting going on, just the expectation that cheap Ned Flanders was secretly a nasty guy. And while I'm glad that wasn't the case, the ending isn't any better either. I mean, what was the point of all this then?

let’s get back to the point. the point being I want gay sex with Male-lie

>>149194059
>Male-lie
Miller?

>>149194064
Millard.

>>149194039
>>149194041
Easily the worst thing this show has produced.

>>149194072
Still beats out The Circus. But not by much.

>>149194064
>>149194070
Milton

>>149194021
>>149194037
See the problem is that this is too logical and sensible to be what they will go for.
They will end up still killing innocent people and justifying them when they are homosexual cheaters as one big happy family with blitz, stolas m&m and their baby, loona and Octavia.

>>149194026
I could see the fact that he doesn't see the relation between the guy loving his adopted kids as much as he loves Loona as a joke but the episode doesn't seem to recognize it so idk if it's intended
I just think that everything that isn't an exact copy of his life flies over his egocentric head

>>149194096
Perhaps. Either way I'm stuck for the long haul so I'll find out.

>>149193660
>What the fuck is wrong with these people, what was the purpose of this short.
Like most modern things, it is meant to make people feel bad and sad so that when the elites start making changes for the worse this isn't me implying they haven't already stated, no one has the mental capacity to resist.

>>149194142
Ah, predictive programming?

Watch as vivzie tries to save face by saying in a community post that bootleg mr rodgers was sucking kiddie blood to keep himself young or some “He was actually heckin evil” type shit to justify her shitty double standards.

>>149193736
Maybe the guy just happens to be afraid of werewolves.

>>149193896
and hell, if you wanted to still have him killed in the end, at least let Blitzo be the one who first shoots him as he was "protecting Loona"

I love how Viv hates mainstream adult animation but produces shit that is no better writing-wise.

Cutie

>>149194021
>Loona begins to wonder how many people IMP killed were more like him than Martha
>begins to question whether she wants any part in this business
>Or what kind of person Blitzo actually is
>maybe even Hell as a whole

>>149194152
Not so much predictive programming, but rather, employing the tactics as described by Yuri Bezmenov. To wit: extreme demoralization. So instead of there being a public outcry and action taken, people will just shrug their shoulders and carry on letting the government / corporations do whatever the hell they want.

>>149194189
Vivsiepop used to actually have passion for her artwork believe it or not

>>149194202
Loonafic bro, you're free to take notes if you want to. We know it's too smart for Viv.

>>149194245
>>149194257
>I showed you my paws answer me.

Dude, this is everything that's wrong with VIPZIEPOP shows, cynical, pointless crap with a touch of hypocrisy.

>>149194082
tbf the clown show isn't even the best thing the studio have made, so it's not that high of a bar to pass, vivsie just focuses too much on the whole stolas x blitzo lovey dovey bullshit

>>149194257
I can't believe vivzie created the perfect furrybait character

>>149194262
She bought the peanut butter.

>>149194266
I swear if some of her designs weren't so attractive I wouldn't touch this shit series with a 20 feet stick.

>>149194274
No no, the Circus episode. Not The Amazing Digital Circus.

>>149194154
She already said that LMAO

>>149194292
Oh fuck me lol ofc, I guess I'll just delete my comment then XD

>>149194304
>comment
>XD
Fuck off back to xitter, faggot tourist.

>>149194231
Well the soul she once had has vanished long ago
Even people who work for her believe that but also claim people here on /co/ do a better job than her

If i impregnate human loona, would the baby be a human or a hound?

>>149193422
Loonabros, why does Viv want to see us suffer?

>>149194304
>Doesn't even say "post" correctly
Tourist spotted

>>149194339
We get people here trying to use discord spoilers, we have way too many tourists crawling around.

>>149194304
>Comment

>>149194321
They can certainly write better stories and fanfictions than her that's for sure

>>149194154
>>149194294
To be fair that would make sense considering he said he's been married for 76 years putting him on his 90s, i just wish i learned about it in the show and not on twitter.

>>149194294
Got a link? I see nothing.

>>149194294
Source? Her Xitter is in protected mode

>>149194360
"Show not tell" is definitely not a strong suit in this show

Why does HH and HB exist when TADC shows us that you can make a adult cartoon without gratuitous swearing, violence and sex?
No wonder Viv gets butthurt by the "written by Vivziepop" meme.

>>149194358
I've written some decent greens but also some shitty ones I'm not proud of and feel bad for posting
but that's just part of the learning process

>>149193422
This was awful I really expected the guy to be you know a secret racist swearing serial killer drug lord rapist or something. A normal human scared of seeing a real demon and then being killed only made Blitzo and Loona come off as more unlikable. And I think what bothers me is this is the most violent on screen death Viv has ever done seeing Blitzo legit crush this human's brain matter all over the place was unusually gory.

Does Viv realize that that showing Blitzo and Loona kill genuinely good humans does not help their standing as protagonists? Officially they are now as unlikable as Family Guy and Rick and Morty main characters. Really would have wanted Moxxie to be in this episode to block this dude from getting killed.

>>149194395
I checked her xitter, nothing. Her bluesky doesn't show anything either so I think he's making shit up.

>>149194294
Lying piece of shit

Fuck man that episode sucked.
I just want more fun shit like Emberlynn, the DHORKs, and chupacabra guy

>>149193422
So let me get this straight Blitzo who is horrible with disguises does not scare this human but Loona revealing her true form that's what scared the guy into having a panic attack? And it felt tryhard because we've seen the other humans not give a damn about encountering demons like the humans hanging around Verosika's Halloween party or Octavia running all over California without a disguise. Needless to say none of the humans were freaked out by seeing Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo in that episode.

This felt like Viv was trying way too hard to force this specific ending and given how many episodes contradict this one, this felt lousy.

>>149194403
Because she thinks swearing is "le funny XD" I'm not joking she said that on her QueerSky account
also Seth Rogen is a big influence on her, there is nothing mature about her or her shows

>>149194403
Because remember anon, vivsiepop says that she was influenced by family guy, south park and bojack horseman, so therefore the cursing is perfectly fitting as well

I mean how else are you going to tell this is made for adults?

>>149194439
The Chupacabra episode is stupid. It would be as stupid as doing an episode about the Jersey Devil or Mothman. Don't mix any of this with urban legends. I mean what's next an episode about Five Nights At Freddys?

>>149194465
>I mean what's next an episode about Five Nights At Freddy's?
Dude please don't give her any ideas I stg

>>149194465
Eh I think cryptids could be funny and cool.
>I.M.P. go to kill a guy in the woods
>UFO shows up
>abducts the guy
>flies off at amazing speed
>no explanation is ever given

>>149194443
I mean, contradicting herself and trying too hard is nothing new for Vivzie. The Circus wore this in spades.

>>149193422
So does the man go to Heaven? Viv really should have shown a snippet of the guy being welcomed to Heaven unless being GOOD is how you get sent to Hell. Remember how in Hazbin Hotel Sir Pentious got sent to Hell because he didn't want to fight a serial killer. According to Viv you can be good but still be sent to Hell. And remember Ember she wasn't a swearing bigot rapist killer drug addict she also got sent to Hell.

I think this dude got the worst Bad End he's legit scared of demons and probably got sent to Hell a place filled with freaky sinners with demonic bodies. And that's not even mentioning the Angels that are going to destroy his soul because he's now trapped in the pride ring.

>>149194479
Didn't Brandon Rogers make a FNAF parody on his old channel? I could imagine Viv making a parody of FNAF in HB, with an unflattering expy of Roxy Vs Loona fight.

>>149194504
I hope he's in heaven

>>149194497
You would think she would improve but it seems like Viv continues and doubles down. By now I think that all this shoddy writing is hurting both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. Its amazing how we the viewers can come up with more amusing things and I'm not talking about Loona And Self Insert Human shit. We come up with ideas that make good use of this universe like the idea of Charlie establishing purgatory as a realm to help sinners. Things like that. But Viv all she cares about is doubling down out of spite on bad ideas. You said it yourself she contradicts herself and seems proud of it.

>>149194536
>I'm not talking about Loona And Self Insert Human shit
To be fair that's also pretty kino at least in comparison to the turd this show became.

>>149193422
>Opens herself up to what is in-show the nicest human ever, seems really happy about it
>even he would supposedly be freaked by her and mistreat her
>she's further trapped in her cycle of self-isolation that causes her to suffer
This sucks man, I want Loona to be happy. Let me guess, next hit mission she goes to a furry convention, and the people being horny over her is depicted as le bad chud thing? And there's a totally-not-4chan proxy as part of the Loona lovers?

>>149194494
That would be a good twist ending. Even better if they show Blitzo trying to demand his money but his client refuses because Blitzo allowed the target to get abducted by aliens.

>>149194575
If there's a 4chan proxy I want my art there.

>>149194575
>And there's a totally-not-4chan proxy as part of the Loona lovers?
Kek I would actually enjoy watching that just for the shits and giggle.
But i know that viv would make that reference in the most distasteful way possible.

>>149194553
NTA Depends on how it's done usually it's fine but I've seen some bad ones that looks as if they were written one handed

>>149194553
And that right there is what annoys me the show's raw concept does have potential you can do legit do so much but Viv does not want to hear about it. To her its about her whims. And all she wants is Lower Class Oppression story combined with homo melodrama. The funny thing is the more Viv continues the more I feel the evil demons like Satan and Mammon are CORRECT the lower classes like Blitzo who is an unlikable bastard.

>>149194596
Same. If this, or that "Loona and anon" drawing were referenced I'd lose my shit. They feel like the most stereotypical and reposted images of these threads.

>>149194598
The more distasteful, the funnier. Because it'd reflect how mad she got over us. Nuanced and flattering would show a level of respect, but a cartoonishly evil portrayal would be even funnier just to show she knows about these threads and aren't happy with them.

>>149194575
Viv would totally have Loona go to a furry con and kill all the furries. In fact I'm surprised Viv hasn't had Loona kill Agent One because he literally has a Loona fursuit.

>>149194665
Most of Viv's fans ARE furries though.

>>149194660
>Because it'd reflect how mad she got over us

She's about to get even angrier. Remember what Viv said Seasons 3 and 4 of Helluva Boss are on Amazon's streaming service that means Viv wants MONEY to be able to have the privilege of seeing her badly written shitty cartoon.

Don't know what Viv expects but her show is not worth paying for. It used to be free and now it shall be pirated instead.

>>149194634
>Lower Class Oppression story combined with homo melodrama.
Why is it always the ones that make lower class oppression stories the bougiest of the bougie? She's an LA nepobaby, she's barely worked a day in her life.

>>149194681
>Remember what Viv said Seasons 3 and 4 of Helluva Boss are on Amazon's streaming service that means Viv wants MONEY to be able to have the privilege of seeing her badly written shitty cartoon.
They're going to be on youtube too.

>>149194412
>Does Viv realize that that showing Blitzo and Loona kill genuinely good humans does not help their standing as protagonists?

No one actually thinks Blitzo and his gang are likable. If the ending of Helluva Boss is that all these characters get killed off no one would mind. As for Loona she can be like Aerith from Final Fantasy gets killed off and lives in porn.

>>149194683
I'm guessing it's to make her seem more relatable; a 'how do you do fellow kids / white people' sort of situation.

>>149194693
But first dibs and fastest access is still something Viv wants money upfront for.

>>149194235
Fine if we're gonna make into anon posting

>Loona makes fun of you for being a bitch and not wanting to kill people
>Short happens
>Comes back with a thousand yard stare

>>149194683
>She's an LA nepobaby, she's barely worked a day in her life.

Isn't she the child of teachers from New Jersey or something?

>>149193982
I don't think him being a lovable Mr Rogers type is the interesting part. The actually interesting part is when it was revealed that the guy had adopted kids. Blitzo thought that saying his goodbyes to them was a waste of time. He acted like he doesn't consider adopted children "real" enough to matter. That's an opinion people sometimes have, but Blitzo himself is an adoptive father. Plus Loona was right there, and emotionally affected by the guy.

>>149194683
Guilt complex? They know their riches are uneared, but instead of doing
>A: Putting them to good use, by opening businesses and paying employees well to improve the state of your local economy, but that's work which is icky
>B: donating to the poor, but then you too would quickly be poor which is super icky
>C: Being self-reflective and appreciative of your wealth, and enjoying a quiet life with little care for the outside world which is mega-icky
They go with
>D: Cope about how eating leftovers one day out of the month instead of the usual habit of trashing them is obviously the pinnacle of financial suffering and that you're hecking poor too

>>149194753
I'm surprised they didn't do anything with that or have Loona comment on it.

>>149193422
That was disappointing. Loona's true form is scary? Maybe I've seen a lot of realistic anthros but Loona doesn't come across as terrifying. She's not Beetlejuice who is indeed gross and smells like a corpse because he is one.

>stellar is a blonde bodybuilder
>stolass is a hot owl milf
>stellar works hard on impregnating stolass
>deep creampies every night
>stolass is actually gay and hates it
>she's addicted to birth control pills
>octavia thinks it's hot and wishes her dad would do her instead

>>149194766
The characters aren't characters, they're convenient mouthpieces. Like when Blitz berates Stolas for looking down on the poor, then 3 episodes later Stolas looks down on Blitz being poor by having eggs for breakfast and that doesn't bother Blitz anymore for some reason.

>>149194789
Go outside.

>>149194766
That would require nuance and consistency, and as >>149194791 illustrated, the writers lack these basic qualities.

It's funny, too. Even after all this, Viv will still expect us to hate Stella and Octavia.

>>149193535
Instead of sand it should have been Holy Water. Something ridiculous like that or maybe the guy brings out a crucifix but knowing Viv that's crossing a line. Viv said that in her Hell Jesus does not exist so you can't show the genuine cross with his image on it. But the sand was nonsense.

>>149194832
>Instead of sand it should have been Holy Water.

It should have been Holy Water, a throwing dagger, an axe, a cross, a stop watch.

The pocket sand joke doesn't work because it's referential. The joke is that it's a reference. There's no actual joke.

>>149194789
Stop that.

>>149193639
Meh don't feel sorry for Loona. She's not a good individual. In fact we saw the other hellhounds they got no problems getting adopted Loona legit inherently is a problematic bitch to the point her own species rejects her. The Hellhound Matron openly said Loona is a headache she is happy to be rid of when she turns into an adult. And it was implied she was returned multiple times across the years. Loona is the problem. It may be Hell but it's still Loona who is at fault.

>blitz and loona are dating and doing their hitman business
>blitz is fucking a hot owl milf for a magic book
>loona gets cucked and likes it
>mox and millie are married and running the competing hitman business

>>149194805
>>149194816
Hey samefag, do you even know where you are?

Good lord, Blitzo is so unlikeable.

>>149194872
Victim blaming, Viv?

>>149193660
You have to understand that the current generation in charge of making entertainment are Loser Millennials and they LOVE their quips their sarcasm and their irony. No sincerity so this is why a good person like the human of this episode was killed off.

>>149194894
It's Brandon Rogers OC what did you expect

I fucking hate you faggots because even if I'm not the biggest fan of the show you are all a bunch of miserable fucks
You got mind raped by the circus episode 2 years ago and are unable to move on, you blame Vivziepop for shitting on your cereal everyday and forget that
1.Vivziepop doesn't write shit, today's short was written by the least liked one plays member and half of helluva and hazbin is written by a bunch of faggots you could also shit on
2.The idea of making the show a Turkish novel came from Brandon Rogers
You are all pathetic cunts, you don't hate Vivziepop because of what she writes, you hate her because she is a fat fuck and because of her Tumblr phase, I criticize the show but y'all don't criticize you just say shit hoping it sticks into the wall
You are a bunch of faggots, most of the people here should go back to xitter

>>149194882
Anger's a natural response after feeling shame.

>>149194912
>The idea of making the show a Turkish novel came from Brandon Rogers
Proof?
>y'all
Settle down Shaniqua.

>>149194894
He's pretty awful as the lead, he should've been a side character like Fizzaroli is.
Fuck, now I wish this was about Fizz and Asmodeus with their adopted daughter Loona trying to rebuild life in hell.

>>149194898
>Millenials fail to understand how Gen-X cynicism and apathy actually played into the media they made.
>Replaced proper writing and jokes with incestuous references from the 90s and a general misanthropy towards other people.
Seems they really did become their boomer parents.

>>149194898
Zoomers are even worse about it.

>>149194912
It's a free animation on Youtube and complaining on the internet is all we have in liue of proper culture. Settle down, shonentard.

>>149194412
It's not inherently bad to have a protagonist who's morally ambiguous, or even an outright villain. There are plenty of fictional asshole characters who are so funny/cool/entertaining that audiences love them, anyway. Since this is supposed to be a black comedy show with demon protagonists, the characters are allowed to do awful things for the sake of a punchline.
That said, I didn't like the punchline either. I'm not sure if gore can ever enhance a cartoon gag. It just makes the joke unpleasant to watch.

>>149193717
Trust me she would not want anyone on this website. If anthro women were real they would hate most of us.

>>149194789
Do tell me more

>>149194988
>Trust me she would not want anyone on this website.
She would want me actually.

>>149194950
Every generation is apparently, I don't even fucking know anymore

The simple answer is to mating press Vivziepop.

>>149193896
Even if Loona spared him because he calms down Blitzo is a faggot and will say this "Sorry Loonie but Daddy Has To!" and kills the target. And then at the end of the episode they show Blitzo collecting his money and he earned a single penny because as the show explained Blitzo may get a lot of work but he gets paid chump change.

>>149193422
Remember, Helluva Boss is a MALE ORIENTED show. If you want strong wewmon rep, watch Hazbin Hotel.

>>149194927
https://youtu.be/HhJ3k2TUPxQ
Search the minute yourself you retard, or feed it to an ai and ask it

This dude needs to come back and lay down the rizz and pipe. Loona's suffering.

>>149195013
>She would want me actually.
I'm afraid I'll have to disagree, she would want me instead.

>>149195119
I am you and she wants you therefore she wants me.

>>149194791
What I find hilarious about that scene of Stolas looking down on Blitzo serving eggs for breakfast is that Stolas described rats as being a delicacy for royal demons like himself and Octavia. Seriously.......rats? Stolas has no right to criticize anyone's diet. If anything Blitzo should kill him and eat his flesh after cooking it.

>>149194898
Why is it that the worst people possible are in charge of making most forms of media nowadays.
What happen to all the good millennials with a sense of humor, family values, sympathy and coherent writing, where are they.

>>149195110
He has a terrible name that's why he will never return.

>>149195145
They are out there you just have to look for them or their dedicated fanbases

>>149195110
I'll allow this but only if he isn't a n.

eat shit helluva retards

>>149195145
Don't got all the answers but Millennials don't have good family values. A lot of them come from Shitty Single Mother Households. They also don't reproduce much and this problem has become greater with Generation Z and the incoming Gen Alpha. More maladjusted humans are on their way raised by Single Mothers and unable to afford to start their own families hence bad family values overall.

I blame the Jews for orchestrating all of this because this problem WILL get worse in the United States.

>>149195195
>helluva retards
Kek.

>>149195195
You hyped for demon Trump, hazbin boy?

>>149195134
No, because if I am you and she wants you than she really wants me and not you.
i hate webp image format so much right now

>>149195240
I am you and therefore she wants me because I am you and you are me.

For all the people who say they feel bad for Loona in this episode. Let me ask you a serious question imagine an attractive woman she has shown interest in you but she reveals to you that she's a hitman and kills good and evil people alike for money. Do you still want anything to do with her? Remember she will kill even good victims. And yes you do run the risk of getting targeted by other criminals because her work can tarnish your life. So think something akin to Kill Bill where The Bride's husband got killed off.

Honestly I would never want anything to do with anyone who truly legit works for the criminal underworld. When it comes to women you simply don't stick your dick in crazy and don't get involved with criminals. I would also advise don't stick your dick in a woman who works as a lawyer or a politics.

But what if...?

>>149195276
This is getting out of hand!
If she wants me but I am you and you are me and she really wants you instead of me but she wants me because I am you then we need to put this to a vote.
Everyone else who does Loona really want?
Him, Me, or (You)???

>>149195303
I want Loona with Link from Legend of Zelda because he's the ideal self insert he can be shota, adult, toon, etc.

>>149195310
I can and will fix her.

>>149195303
Hootgame kino.

>>149195312
Then I would finally be free of this hell and never seen this series again.

>>149194912
Are you the stolasfag because he once said the exact same thing almost word for word about the hate stolas gets.

>>149195312
>SHEBOONA

>>149195329
I said I want a serious answer. Getting your life negatively impacted due to the individual you're dating being a crook is not fun. Maybe all the movies about it glamorizes the criminal lifestyle but it's not fun.

>>149195388
I was serious.

>>149195310
I can feel bad for loona and understand his reaction, i hold nothing against him because it's logical a human with no knowledge of hell would react that way but the fact remains that she finally willingly open up to someone and got punch in the face for it, i understand his reaction but i also understand she will close herself up even further and that's why i feel bad about her.

>>149194912
>The idea of making the show a Turkish novel came from Brandon Rogers
>Turkish novel
What?

>>149195310
I don't like Loona. But I can acknowledge that she actually wanted and enjoyed a positive interaction with a pure, sweet guy here. She's always so cynical and closed-off, but she got an extended moment of vulnerability here.
The guy didn't freak out because she was a hitman, he freaked out because she turned out to be a talking anthropomorphic wolf. Even after he freaked out, Loona was visibly upset about the way things ended.

>>149195376
(You)'d be her boo.

>>149195425
I think the biggest problem when it comes to this angle is that Viv wrote it that even someone genuinely kind rejected Loona. And according to Viv the solution for Loona is to be raised by a chaotic self destructive homosexual trash heap like Blitzo even though realistically speaking Blitzo would have never gotten custody of Loona due to him being a mess NOT EVEN IN HELL.

>>149195312
>What if a chimping out nigger
Go back

>>149193422
>I hate those guys because they always turn out to be sickos
This line sums up my problem with the whole hellaverse. Like you are in hell and you obviously don't want to take yourself seriously, yet every single character is a massive moralfag. Murder and drugs, the only sins which got romanticized to death are allowed to be somewhat funny. But the whole cheating thing has to be taken death seriously... Stolas should have just shrugged, shut up, you cunt, I do whatever I want, but no, they have to constantly bitch and moan like we are actually in heaven or something.

>>149185884
This is the only thing which got me aroused from this show and I don't like that...

>>149194791
correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't the egg thing after solas took the fall for the book thing and became poor himself

>>149195436
>Inb4 she sounds just like Shinobu Jacobs.

>>149194791
The eating eggs things isn't a poor thing.

It's because feeding a bird some other bird's eggs is weird

>>149194950
>>149194942
>Going to sound like pic related

I've said this before but we're in an age where western enlightenment and axial age values are being rejected more and more with each coming generation. And by Western Enlightenment and Axial Values I mean AXIAL and ENLIGHTENMENT values. Your average Viking had more in common with a child raping African warlord than Socrates, Kant, or Garibaldi.
The reason for this is because when a system gets too big and automated no matter what the ideology behind it is, people will inevitably feel powerless and alienated and assume that all values or measures of success and ethics in those societies are bad and their opposites are good. And this isn't just limited to the left as,

>The Jews don't want you to marry your sister and have a harem of slave wives and expose ugly babies on rocks like a true based and trad Nordic BVLL.

Can attest to.


In our case those happens to be Axial values like fairness under the law, a distrust of tyrants, universal human dignity, work ethic, desire for self improvement, self-sufficiency, and collective duty. And to be fair to them, those systems did allow societies to naturally become so big and industrialized with little need of strong men to force unstable great leaps forward.

>>149194901
I remember his old skits quite fondly. Were they good but just made by an total asshat or did I have shit taste?

>>149195013
>>149195119

>>149195677
they're fine, dont let /co/cks tell you what to like

>>149195101
I'm not fishing through that, if you watched it yourself then you can provide a timestamp it takes less than a minute

>>149195677
You might say that live action is his thing and animation isn't. Simple as that.

>>149195677
>Were they good but just made by an total asshat or did I have shit taste?
Could be a bit of both, i like hh and hb but both are fucking garbage and sometimes I question what i even like about this, sometimes good series turn for the worst too so that means writers that might have been good once become bad, it can happen.

>>149194660
I don't think Viv or anyone else who works on the show are mad about people wanting to fuck Loona. They repeatedly give us fan service and make merchandise of her with little clothing.

>>149195775
It does both

>4chan parody drooling over her is depicted as creepy
>singular irl human guy whose actually interested in her is depicted sympathetically and as a potential positive influence
>Loona likes him platonically at first but begins to reciprocate
>even accepts the hellhound thing
>guy is then immediately killed and goes to heaven

Loona probably looks horrifically ugly or terrifying to the people in universe. Remember, she's a Hell HOUND. A canine. The Imps are serpentine, Chaz is a Shark, the only ones who probably look the closest to humans might be Succubi and Incubi.
We need one of those Flapjack style close ups that shows maximum detail.

>>149195713
fancy mirror you have there king, looks just like mine

>>149195763
Then go ahead and kill yourself faggot I'm not sorting that up for you

>>149195372
No idea who is stolasfag and I don't really care about stolas so I don't think that's me

>>149195938
I accept your concession then, you're making random shit up.
>>149195953
>No idea who is stolasfag
ESL

>>149193698
Oh hey, it's no one's favourite guest on Oneyplays.

>>149195958
>Send video where she says it
>You won't spoon feed me the info DDDD:
Should've figured out that sorting the video would cost you most of your energy, fat fuck

>>149195958
>ESL
Bingo. You could tell by the weird little slipups in his initial post -- shitting on your cereal (as opposed to in), sticks into the wall (as opposed to on the wall). No English speaker would make those errors.

>>149193422
>He freaks out when she shows her true form
Tsk so close

>>149194912
>spicball image
post discarded

If there are any draw anons in this thread, could you do something like this with Loona and her kid? Please?

>>149196033
I'm not sifting through an hour and a half worth of video, cope about it.

The next chapter should be up a bit later, depending on whether I think it's at a good place to leave off. I'll admit it, the short had given me a boost in motivation to write.

>>149196262
This, this was the good news I needed today. Thanks anon!

>>149193479
Fucking kek!

>>149194912
Okay, replace writing with approving the script since HB is her personal project. I want you to think about the fact that Hazbin is generally recognized as being better for having Amazon in the room who're keeping her on target for the show Vizie pitched and made the pilot for instead of letting the brainworm of the moment take the story and characters all over the fucking place as she starts making gay shipping fanfiction of the original premise. You don't get to hide behind the people you hire when you're signing off on all their decisions and attaching your name to it, you're responsible for both their successes and their fuckups.

>>149196262
Awesome news to hear. Can't wait.

>>149193669
>accidentally
>innocent
you guys know blitzo is a hitman and not a cop, right?

>>149196398
I never needed a confirmation I was a furry.
But yeah, I can't help finding her attractive.
Damn you vivzie you fucking bitch

>>149194912
>today's short was written by the least liked one plays member
but lyle wrote it not corey

>>149196398
Would commit a war crime for that to be my POV

>>149196398
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
I want to protect that smile.

>>149195944
Even thought I ain't a Looner.
Is it strange that I prefer black human Loona over Loona in general.
Still hate that side cut and choker.

>>149196429
kys

>>149196429
It's okay to like a little chocolate once in a while.

>>149196398
this scene right here is the only reason this short exists, it's just more le heckin wholesome gif fodder

>>149196398
>Anon blinks, leans in, and kisses Loona

>>149193422
I stop caring about this series so much I don't even feel like watching this.

>>149196452
you wouldn't be missing much even if you did care

Short would've been way better if Wrigglers was still freaked out by Loona's real form but didn't go batshit crazy, calms down after a little bit, and then tells Loona that he's ready and closes his eyes. Screen goes black and the credits roll, leaving it ambiguous if they actually killed him or not.

>>149196488
B-But that's not le funny!

>>149196447
>"T-tada! .... so... what do you think?"
>"..."
>she winces, probably expecting you to scream
>"This... this was a shitty idea, can we--can we pretend this never happened? I'm sorry, I just thought if--"
>and then you lock lips, startling her for a second before she leans into it, her eyes watering with ecstatic joy

>Didn't want to go through with killing the gay dads because he was projecting onto them
>Had zero issue with killing the adoptive father to dozens of orphans when he himself is also an adoptive father to an orphan
consistency

>>149193422
This short is the first time I've ever actually felt like Helluva Boss is just a juvenile cartoon where someone's edgy OCs violently murder innocent people. There's nothing funny about this one, it's just needless.

>>149196452
I feel the same way. Never before have I felt so ambivalent towards an upload. That, and I figured an actual Loona short was too good to be true.

Reminder that this is what the show would be if we got the episodic workplace comedy "The Office but in Hell and They Kill People" people were expecting

>>149193422
Just watched it, it was good, your all a bunch of contrarians.

>>149196360
Those are just assumptions anon

>Primary focus of the worst short
Wow, I hope they do less Loona shit in the future. I hope they have her remain a silent background character for several episodes again

>>149196573
Shut it Viv

>>149196545
Also from what I saw it's like 4 hours in (or 5 already) and still not at least on 1 mil? Considering where this series once was, man, what a fall from grace

>>149196573
Explain in detail what you enjoyed about it.

>>149196554
So our options are nihilistic goreslop or bad yaoi fanfiction? Grim.

>>149193422
I didn't even watch it because I had a feeling that it was going to be nothing, all I did watch watch snippets of it while I was pressing the right arrow key
and I was right, it wasn't anything, it was just nothing

>>149196598
All of the dialogue from start to finish, the animation, the sound track, the fact that they had the guy die in the end while still having character development for Loona (and even Blitz to a minor extent)
>>149196603
Dilate

>>149196554
I don't believe that at all. The first season's writing was nowhere near as abysmal as... whatever the fuck this was. If they kept some semblance of quality and their original vision, all the while keeping Vivzie and her fujo whims in a cage, the show would've been better off. Now we're here.

>>149196624
>the fact that they had the guy die in the end
No wonder you love this short, you just enjoy needless suffering

>>149196624
Broad sweeping statements are not details.

>>149196624
Seethe, mald, on opposite day, in my headcanon, on planet retard, is what I'd say if I were retarded, kill yourself, I accept your concession
Now that we have all the buzzwords and phrases out of the way, you are a faggot with trash taste and if I shat in front of you there's 80% chance you'd slurp it up.

>>149196642
It is realistic for what would happen, they are paid killers, if you think the show will turn into some super moral wholesome stuff you are wrong. Even Charlie's attempts at redemption are portrayed as being a massive uphill battle, and she is the only one in all of Hell who is pushing for it. Maybe once the show merger happens I.M.P will drop being hitmen mercenaries and actually feel deeply morally wrong about killing indiscriminately.
>>149196646
There was 0 dialogue I disliked and I chuckled a few times too
>>149196659
Mind broken

>>149196624
>>149196673
Let me guess -- you like eating AI slop, too?

>>149196673
>Mind broken
And what's your opinion on onaholes?

>>149196690
>AI slop
>Remember last HB thread
Anon, shut you're goddamn hole we will not also ruin this thread!

>>149193710
This defense doesn’t really work with how hard the main show wants us to sympathize with the characters

I'm gonna go draw an Imp bitch you guys have fun

>>149196729
Which one ArtAnon?

>>149196708
That's okay, we know who it is. I'm content to chuckle at him in silence.
Anyway, the short just vindicates all the Loona lovers out there. Loona craves affection and connection. The right Anon could give her that, easily.

>>149196735
>>149196602
Post more Verosika

>>149196708
/g/ appreciates the beauty of AI

>>149196750
Ok

>>149196262
Where can i read this thing? i've seen it mentioned in all the threads i've come into.

>>149196750
I have Roxanne the Demon Mother
Will that do Anon?

>>149196753
Called it. Cute mommy issues, bro.

>>149195221
So is she talking about Vox, Alastor, or Rosie based on the season 2 leaks?

>>149196734
I unno. Y'all made Anon so I'll go make my own Imp. Got hips like Millie and tits like Verosika.

>>149196708
Some hornet's nests are meant to be poked!

>>149196753
Ah, there it is. I knew these low standards could belong to none other than Sandeep.

>>149196761
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/170028016
Please let me know what you think. Disclaimer: Loona is very aggro for much of this early stage, which I still think fits the character. Anon just has to get to know her.

What'd be a better punchline for Mr. Wrigglers' afterlife?
>Sent to Heaven, in spite of the brutal and painful death I.M.P. did him a favor by sending him to the pearly gates
>Sent to Hell, turns out Mr. Wrigglers had some kind of bad hidden vice or evil dark secret
>Sent to Hell over an extremely minor infraction like double dipping chips, tax evasion or cutting in line

>>149196805
Just wanna say thanks for writing this.

>>149196781
>Y'all made Anon
I made Anona I guess but I don't steal other folks work nor take credit for others work.
>Got hips like Millie and tits like Verosika.
Sounds nice Anon, have fun.

>>149196830
Loono and Anona is pretty fun. What kinda antics you think they would get up to?

>>149196823
And thank you for reading.

>>149193422
I genuinely enjoyed the other shorts, but this one just kind of bummed me out.

>>149196753
>>149196624
You vile spawn, you utter insignificant piece of filth. Of course you, who would deem this trash short as a worthwhile investment of our time, are also a lover of AI, a disgusting malware on our soul. You are magnetized to the tastelessness of AI, a collective molding of all that easily palletable and constructed to entertain only the most braindead and character corrupted. You deserve to have such inconceivably horrid opinions, for all those who you barely care about through your invested heart would instantly be repelled, and there is no greater joy to me on this Earth to see the heralders of AI friendless. Kys.

>>149196883
He's a narcissist with severe mommy issues, he's not going to listen. He'll just spam with no one removing his posts or banning. Anyways this thread is pretty much FUBAR now so I guess there's no harm in dropping a link to last thread where he chimped out and got some of his dirty laundry put on display.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149171051/#q149184266

Kidnapping Moxxie and Blitzo, hooking them up to cock milking machines and selling their jizz as an exotic hot sauce.

>>149196673
>It is realistic for what would happen, they are paid killers
they let a gay couple live because blitzo projected onto them

Some WEIRD niggas watch this show.

>>149196937
You mean HE'S the one destroyed that thread?! That fucking bastard that was a fantastic fucking thread, the nerve of this POS!

>>149197032
Oh, you have no idea. If you think some of the Loonafags are bad, wait till you see the schizos who slobber over Alastor and Vox.

>>149196883
Damn, son. You trounced that fellow.

>>149197012
Anon what the fuck?

Who is this guy you all are so bent out of shape over? Is he like the menace of this general to you?

>>149197076
Somebody's gonna have to write a QRD but tl;dr he's one of many schizos that shit these threads up repeatedly.

>>149197063
Should we inform him the horrors of /trash/
>>149196851
Pretty much anything to joyriding in the wrath ring and the mortal realm to a King Bee party
or do anything that annoys Blitza but that's more of a pastime than an antic

>>149197094
So your saying there are multiple ones, and you guys think you can identify them not only as separate from the other anons, but even from each other? This sounds like you guys giving them way too much thought. I only notice this on /co/ and only in this general.

>>149194912
>the least liked one plays member
That's not ding dong

>>149197150
Ah... more gaslighting. And he's posting Loona pics, too.

>>149197150
Nice try Sandeep, you did this gaslighting to cover your tracks before too. Immediately after Sandeep stops posting these posts start. Then they stop and he starts posting again. You may fool people who don't visit more than once in a few months but anyone who's been here more often knows it's you.
>>149197171
He's being VERY obvious, he did this in one the threads during his meltdown over Icey, pretending to be someone else and mixing in AI with drawn pictures in an attempt to obfuscate. Glad I'm not the only one who sees through it.

PLEASE FICANON SAVE US POST THE NEXT CHAPTER

>>149197171
>>149197191
it's EXTREMELY obvious its him putting on a performance for newfags, the regulars know exactly what he's doing

>>149197191
I was there for that thread, too, so I'm used to his tactics. Even then, his decalaration of there being no obvious schizos outside of HH / HB threads is a load of shit. There are plenty that can easily be identified right off the bat, since they never, EVER change up their behavior.

>>149197236
*declaration

Oh, mama mia -- I hate spelling errors.

>got fucked on a Mississippi queen with Loona
lmao, ficanon you have my full attention now.

>>149196398
>tfw not there for this moment instead of Not Mr. Rogers

The new short must be the worst episode and short ever. Its not funny, it shits in what we know (or think we know) about the characters and in what happened before it, and the end ruins the emotional-moral part of the short.
Looks like the people who wrote only saw the first episode and done. Pure trash, and still people try to defend it and justify the death of Mr. Wringglers. What a bunch of fucking brainless burning pieces of shit

>>149197231
>People of the Thread, give Ficanon you're strenght!

>>149197236
It's a dead giveaway for sure.

>>149197171
>>149197191
You guys need to play a video game or watch a few episodes of hazbin/helluva or watch youtube or do literally anything else besides lurking and posting on /co/ around the clock, who the fuck is sandeep anyway?

>>149197268
>tfw you look at the chapter name

>>149197371
Got anything other than fallacies, buckaroo?

>>149197371
>who the fuck is sandeep anyway?
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M NOT ME
They're right, you can't cover your ass for shit.

>Favorite ASMRtist is on stream with his girlfriend playing Stella and Striker and they're doing a good job
Makes me giggle

>Millie and Sallie Mae short
>Short, sweet, to the point. Fun

>Loona short
>Daddy issues. Barely being touched upon til near the end where it is written off as MORE GORE = FUNNAY
Should I even look at the writing credits to guess who was behind this genius short or is it just easy to guess now?

>>149197483
Lyle something.

>>149197121
>Loono and King Bee become bros
>Anona and Vorticia become frens
Having Anona by his side would be a confidence booster for sure.

>>149197483
Lyle Rath. I had to check if he was Jewish or not, but couldn't find anything.

>>149197489
Of course. Stick to Oneyplays Lyle.

>>149197076
The regular anons who make and post in these threads have their own personality disorders and constantly project their own insecurities onto others. Especially when you have a dissenting opinion from the little echo chamber they built for themselves.

>>149196820
Third one is funniest.

But unfortunately it fucks up Hazbin Hotel’s lore if any of the sinners ever get positive confirmation on the exact reason they were or were not sent to Hell. It’s sort of a plot point that nobody in either domain knows exactly how the system works.

>>149197371
the schizo is really fucking annoying but people won't just ignore it

Michael Cusack should write the next short. It's only fair.

>>149197549
>echo chamber
hello looxie schizo

>>149196768
Vox 100 percent.

>>149197558
Anon... you're replying to the schizo.
>>149197549
He's trying to go back into hiding and obfuscate as we speak with posts like these, no one who has actually been in these threads is retarded enough to deny the existence of recurring schizos at all.

>>149197566
I wish roiland could've been on the show

>>149197591
I don't, his voice is annoying as fuck.

>>149197549
And what dissenting opinions might those be, if you don't mind my asking?

>>149197514
>Anona pushes the idea of a double date to King Bee. King Bee starts to like the Idea.
>Vortica and Loono completely sperg out about going on an actual date with their significant others

>>149197577
You know I'm right. A lot of anons never take accountability whatsoever.

>>149197591
>Oh jeez, Charlie it's like... It's like that movie *burp* like, like that movie... The one with the rape tunnel
>You mean irreversible, Angel?
>Yeah Charlie, my... *Burp* my work is like irreversible
Nah I think Roiland fucking sucks

>>149197602
"M-Morty, we're in Hell Morty! Hell is real! We're in the actual, factual, biblical Hell!"
>"B-b-b-but I thought you said God wasn't real?!"
>"I was wrong Morty, I was wrong and we can never leave, the Portal Gun doesn't work in Hell Morty. We need to blend in until we can find a way back home."
>They knock out Blitzo and Moxxie, tie them up, wearing their clothes with red paint and fake paper mache horns, and tail.
>Loona and Millie find them moments later, stating they have a job to do. Millie and Loona can't tell the dífference.

>>149197631
Oh so it is you. You know damn well Sandeep is a thing though so I'm not sure why you'd go to bat for him.

>>149197577
You might be onto something. I already found three posts of his where he uses that term.

>>148938051
>>148935444
>>148929583

So Sandeep disappears and LS magically takes his place. Very interesting.

>>149197467
Retard, I keep seeing "Sandeep" thrown out. I don't live in this general.
>>149197558
Seems like the person is living in their heads.

>>149197669
Answer my question, please. >>149197604

>>149197661
Not a confirmation YET imo but very suspicious. Should keep an eye out.

>>149197549
Yeah that's what I'm getting here
>>149197577
>>149197589
>>149197661
Mind broken

>>149197604
Anything that's not shitting on Viv and the show, and anything that deviates from the usual discussion of waifus, headcanons and fanfiction. The last 3 aren't even bad, but it's pretty much all you guys do.

>>149197661
>So Sandeep disappears and LS magically takes his place.
Maybe I missed something because all three of those replies are deleted but I'm pretty sure that Sandeep and LS are two different anons that have appeared at the same time before

What the fuck is a sandeep and why does it live rent free on your heads

>>149197700
Thats what Im wondering

>>149197692
Those are awfully broad strokes. Why don't you be more specific? Or are you purposefully being obtuse?

>>149197697
Yeah, sorry; you can still find those posts in the archive.

>>149197652
I agree that some "schizo" anons can be pretty annoying, like that one jeet who used to spam blacked shit, and the ones who spam AI slop.

It seems this thread is lost
Guess I'll go read some old Soldier of Fortune magazines

I actually like both shows a lot, helluva not so much because stolas is not a character I like that much but it's still funny
Anons here are mentally ill, you don't actually talk about the show, the only thing you do is talk about Vivziepop

>>149197720
Broad strokes? Most of these threads are just what I've described. Nothing wrong with it, mind you. But your other favorite pasttime is shitting your own threads by replying to "schizos."

>Sandeep appears; gets called out
>vanishes
>suddenly, all these Anons start asking who he is and / or gaslight
Hmmm...

I want to see Striker in a Speedo.

>>149197669
We know it's you fag, give it a rest.
>>149197680
>Mind broken
Exact same phrase and typing style as Sandeep.
>>149197697
Sandeep is an AI spammer that posts in these threads regularly.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149171051/#q149184266
He had a meltdown yesterday whining about women and spamming AI images.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148652789/#148669663
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/75121583/#75121787
Also here spamming poor recreations of a Loona artist's style.
I can understand if some people only come out when there's new content but those of us who have posted a bit more often have had to deal with a multitude of schizos which jannies refuse to do anything about, so airing their dirty laundry is about the only thing we can do against them.
>>149197772
Yeah no it's very obvious that he's samefagging, but one or two might actually be anons that only come out for content so I might as well answer in case any of them actually do want answers.

>>149197697
I just watched the new short and I wanted to see what anons think about it. Bad timing, I guess. Regardless of any bad blood between regular anons and I, at least I don't spam AI slop.

>>149197789
I'm not sandeep but you people are fucking insane, you for caring this much and Sandeep for just existing

>>149197748
>American Mercenaries in Hell

>>149197697
I don't think LS is Sandeep, I said that before. The two are simply not similar enough.
>>149197806
Nah, schizos need their feet raked over the coals. You've been one of said schizos so I'm not surprised you'd complain about people getting fed up with it.

I love Satan, he's so big and hot.

>>149197782
>>149197836

>>149197833
Isn't Sandeep that one schizo who posted his hand claiming he's white?

>>149197876
That's the one.

Chapter 5 of HILTLH(H) is up.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/172934635

>>149197876
Also pretty good case for Sandeep and LS being separate. LS is a proven spic and ESL, Sandeep is white (spiritually indian).

>>149197916
Not the DEMOPAN! AIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

>>149197916
FINALLY! Reading now.

>>149196805
I just finished reading chapter 4, i'm enjoying it so far. Can't find a complaint. Just publish chapter 5 now.

>>149197833
Okay I'm sandeep you got me

>>149197876
Pic? moe link?

>>149197943
He catboxed it and it expired. He took a photo of his hand next to a worn out onahole and a timestamp.

NO, I'M SANDEEP

>>149197936
>>149197916
You sly dog, you caught me monologuing.

>>149197916
Were saved!

>>149197931
>>149197934
>>149197961
Please refresh the page. There was an issue with italics.

>>149197833
No I am sandeep

>>149197518
nah lyle is puerto rican

>>149197903
He's still posting? Kek. I more or less stopped posting in these threads because I still have a grudge against the regular anons here. Now I take it less seriously, thought.

>>149197918
You forgot I'm also a (bi)faggot. It's all on the archives.
>Sandeep is white
Is he? The only thing we know for certain is that he's pale.

Kek he's trying really hard to gaslight. Oh well, kino reading is on the menu

>>149197631
I find myself unable to disagree with you

All this because some anon said he liked the new short

I AM SANDEEP

>>149198007
Yeah, he had a meltdown and got exposed for having severe Mommy issues a thread ago.
>You forgot I'm also a (bi)faggot. It's all on the archives.
That too. He hates any potential fag shit and "fembrained" stuff. Some people thought you might be the same person based off of some of got idiosyncrasies. But when you take both behaviors in total, it just doesn't track.
Also I don't know if these other posters are him trying to obfuscate or people who genuinely don't know him yet. But they're gonna be in for a rude awakening when he shits up a thread of theirs.

>>149198045
Nah
>>149196753
This is what started it

Be honest, how popular would Helluva Boss (and Hazbin by extension) have been if most characters were actually human-like in design instead of just furfags and eldritch aliens?

>>149198065
some of your idiosyncrasies*

>>149198077
way less, both series receive most of their attention from furries who practice bestiality in real life

>>149198077
They’d be obscure and considered complete garbage for having a bunch of shitty humans going around killing other innocent humans yet still wasting their time trying to get the viewer’s sympathy.

>>149198065
I'm ashamed to admit I was one of those persons. I apologize for jumping the gun.

>>149198113
>having a bunch of shitty humans going around killing other innocent humans yet still wasting their time trying to get the viewer’s sympathy.
Hazbin is already this, sinners are pretty much still human in essence, only their appearance change after death

>>149198076
Why?

>>149198125
It's why I said accuracy is so important. It's very easy to get pissed off and jump the gun like that and it just gives them ammo later.

>>149198125
I would never post AI slop. If I had more skill, I would be mainly drawing Loona x Moxxie. And Stella art, despite you guys claiming that I just pretend to like her.

Well it seems the thread has calmed down, good.
>>149198204
I thought you did hate or at least disliked Stella or am I mixing you up with different Schizos and Anons?
>>149197811
>Give Millie & FemStriker SOF magazines
>Instantly hooked on it

>>149198204
Despite my issues with you I would take you over the AIfag in a heartbeat. You're a far lesser evil.

>>149197936
>>149197961
you a /k/omando?

>>149185827 (OP)
they still look awful
such a faggy show

>>149198204
>>149198270
AI is based and /co/s salt over it is delicious, wish some guys from /g/ would come over here and bully you fags.

>>149198270
>evil
My point about echo chambers and taking accountability still stands. If you have so many schizos holding some kind of grudge against you, even myself if you want to include me, then maybe it's time for some self-reflection.
>You attract what you are

>>149198414
AI is for soulless, cognitively impaired consoomers.

>>149198435
Soul is a buzzword that means nothing

>>149198268
No, I don't hate Stella. I have voiced my dislike for anons here who like Stella, however, calling them Stellafags. One or two in particular.

>>149198346
Yes. Generation Kill is just also a good show.

>>149198477
Still a bit surprised honestly
Just pleased to see more folks like Stella

>>149195880
I got your realistic cast right here

>>149198475
Soul is something that you will never have. Not that you'd want one; you seem content with being a creature driven entirely by impulse.

>>149198477
And why do you have a problem with aforesaid Stellafags? One of whom might be myself?

>>149198524
If I end up getting to a certain point in the fic, then you will really enjoy what happens at that part.

I like helluva boss and you are all just faggots obsessed with Pigziepop
End of the thread, there's nothing else to say, this is the definitive truth

>>149197916
>“I can’t do it anymore, Blitzo! Th-They keep calling me a ‘glowie’ and a ‘newfaggot’!"

>>149198592
Well i don't read alot of fics, but you have my full trust that you will cook no matter what you post. Now i can join the others and constantly bitch when you don't post chapter 6.

>>149196509
No no, this is good character development
The reason he doesnt relate to the mr rogers expy is because he doesnt see himself as a dad and loona as his daughter, no matter how much he might claim the contrary
He sees himself as her owner and her as his pet

>>149198414
Cute mommy issues bro

>>149198624
>inb4 Stolas actually physically glows

>>149198575
You guys antagonize and insult me, a lot of times unprovoked, then you play the victim. That's why I say you project a lot. I get that a lot of times I acted like a retard, but you can be incredibly petty too. When I used to mass reply, most of the time it was me standing up for myself and defending myself from demeaning comments and insults. I concede that I should've just ignored these kind of comments, however.

>>149198663
Too bad this chad was killed by Vanderwick. Otherwise, Caitlyn couldn't never compete with him and the "chats" he had with Vi.

>>149198435
I don't think you want to be siding with the likes of the blackedschizo and AIspammer dude

>>149197650
Thats actually a crossover i'd like to see
Both shitzo and rick are two violent, narcissistic assholes who ruin the lives of everyone around them, i think seeing them interact would be funny

>>149198668
In all fairness, a lot of your posts (based on what I'm seeing in the archives) involve you antagonizing Stellafags for often times trival reasons, only for you to play the victim when they fire back.

Something in these threads needs to change fast, otherwise they're going to mirror the threads down south and I don't think anyone wants that

>>149196805
Loving it anon. Glad he's found a way into I.M.P. Hope more people find your fic outside of 4Chan. I honestly dislike using A03 cause a lot of the time the fics there are too gay or there's a million crossovers shoved into them. Yeah, I'm glad this fic exists.

I want to talk about both shows but the same 4 faggots keep derailing the thread

>>149198779
>Going on a vacation with Mayberry after she finds out her husband cheated on her

>>149198815
Where to?

Loono in a black speedo.

>>149198829
Hawaii, to surf of course

>>149198842
Faaaaag.
Also he'd wear blue swim shorts.

>>149198730
How am I siding with them? Even if there was something I agree with them it doesn't necessarily mean I like them or justify their behavior.

>>149198741
I'd like to assume you only saw the most recent ones or the one where I actually started shit because of my dislike for them. My grudge didn't come out of nowhere. I concede I'm being petty, but a lot of anons here are pretty hypocritical too. A lot of times it was just me having a different opinion from them or "shitting up the thread" with things that aren't interesting to them.
>only for you to play the victim when they fire back.
This is what I mean by projection. Sometimes it feels like you are trying to gaslight me. I don't like insulting people if they're actually being cordial to me.

>>149198893
I can dream.

>>149198959
You're right, saying you were siding with them was a bit over the line and off the cuff. Can we calm things down? These threads have been a circus for the past two days and I'm exhausted.

>>149198976
This. Enough is enough.

>>149197916
Newfag question. Why don't you just post the link as it is, but instead replace . with the text DOT?

>>149198976
Thread is near bump limit and I'm phonefagging. Maybe I'll turn on my laptop, download the new short and take screenshots of scenes with Loona in them.

>>149199042
That's fine. Let's just talk about Loona for a while, shall we?

>>149199013
/co/ marks full links as spam

>>149196398
Her eyes are so pretty here.

What the fuck happened to this thread

>>149198575
Does it really trigger you that much that I use chatgpt?

>>149199076
Schizos and autism.

>>149199085
The fact you have to says a lot

>Anon initially calls hellhounds “mutts” and is disgusted at Bee’s party, calling them a “furry convention”
>fast forward
>Anon is embracing Loona’s tail in bed, booping her on the nose, scratching behind her ears, and poking her beans
Where did it all go wrong for him…

>>149199073
Ty

>>149199076
AIfag melty.

>>149199106
Hate is learned.

>>149197916
>Anon is now getting paid to shitpost
>Stolas being forced to use hellchan
>the fight scene
Absolutely splendid. I don't know how you capture the tone and characters so well but you do.

>>149199065
I hope Loona becomes happy.

>>149199163
Anon will bring her happiness.

>>149199097
Can anyone else explain this guy's hostility towards it? Its like they want all AI to be destroyed (I bet they do)

>>149198893
What will Anona wear?

>149199190
I'm not giving you any more (you)s. You're not subtle.

>>149199163
With Moxxie. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Kill me if you want.

>>149199214
I'm deploying the vertibirds right now, pal.

>>149199200
COPE >>>/g/105738327

>>149198657
>Loona realizes Blitzo sees her as a pet and as an emotional prop
>not a person
>and just who Blitzo will kill for cash and how many lives he will ruin
>leaves IMP

>>149199350
And that's how she meets a human man who sees her for who she is and doesn't flinch this time. Very based.

>>149199377
>Anon caught the flood virus and unlocked the bad ending

>>149199377
>Sorry Lulu, but traps aren't gay...

>>149199377
>>149199414
>"Loona's boyfriend is gay? Bahahah!"

>>149199414
>Lulu
There we go. I was trying to think of a pet name Anon could call Loona that wasn't "Loony"

>>149199414
>>149199444
>the bad ending where Anon homomaxxes

>>149199444
Shut up you POSSUM

>>149199463
Don't worry, Loona rapes him straight again.
>>149199459
He is *not* a possum.
He's more of a freakish house cat.

>>149199373
That or we just take apprentice anon being there

>gets closer to him and is exposed to healthy people causing her to question more of her life
>takes her to earth
>Within a month of studying anon has almost no fear of Blitzo because fucking with imps as a sorcerer is easy mode
>slowly begins to become less dependent on Blitzo
>this episode happens except Mr. Rogers parody calmly accepts death and is killed by Blitzo
>straw that breaks the camels back

>>149199444
>says man who gets pegged

>>149199486
>Loona slips her clothes off
>claws off Anon's clothes
>"What the fuck does that asshole have that I don't?!"
>pins him down
>mounts him
>"I could've just used a strapon if you were that much of a faggot!"
>milks him with her pussy until he's drained and passed out
>"and if I find out you're poopdicking again I WILL use the strapon and you won't walk right for a week!"

>>149199520
Based path.

>>149199520
Would anon actually go along with them on this mission or be completely uninvolved in it?
Because i cannot see anon willing hurting this man. Hell, he might even try and protect him once he realizes hes completely good

>>149199592
Hoot anon probably doesn't go on missions, I can't imagine how HILTLHH Anon would react

>>149199592
>>149199625
To hate Mr. Rogers is to be the biggest contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. Anyone with any self awareness, even someone as jaded and despicable as Anon, wouldn't dare pull the trigger on him.

>>149199635
>they just have anon do paperwork in the office that day

>>149199625
I lost track . How many anons do we have now?

>>149199799
Two. Hootgame Anon just has a lot of potential paths.

>>149199855
link for hootgame?

>>149199865
It's not a fanfic, its scattered throughout a ton of different greentexts. You had to be there.

>>149193422
Why the fuck did Loona only have two rounds loaded into that handgun?

Kill me or release me Pajeet... But do not waste my time with slop!

>>149200000
>quints
BASED.

>>149200000
oh for fuck's sake
based

>>149200000
Scriptfag

>>149200000
I kneel to you

>>149200000
Sad the thread died before these glorious numbers.

>>149200000
I still think the fire eyebrows are the stupidest thing ever

>>149200393
It’s just aku the shape shifting master of darkness.

>>149200393
Same, though it would be somewhat cool if in his "supper sinner form" they grew to encompass his entire body, turning him from a faggot into a flaming faggot

>>149200523
>turning him from a faggot into a flaming faggot
Wouldn't he turn into Stolas then?

Last for Loxxie.

Oh, fuck you, Sandeep.

lame and gay

>Virgin letting AI insert screenshots into AI generated images
>Chad photoshopping screenshots into AI generated images yourself

Last for Loxxie.

>>149201575
Your crackship will never be canon

Whatever you say, Sandeep.

>>149201642
Cant imagine wanting to get off to Loona x Moxxie instead of Loona x Anon

>getting off
It's not even about that. Stop being so coombrained.

>>149201722
Not only is the ship unsuitable for self insertion it also canonically makes no sense based off of their characters. Plus he is married and they are both super in love with each other. DYEWTS?

Last.

>>149202292
cringe

>>149202380
It's more cringe to not let a thread die in peace by being a petty faggot.