Thread 149291656

Yeah being raised around three femininists mom figures that could beat his ass if he did something wrong kind of ruins your libido.

>>149291676
>wrong
Peridot would have let him

>>149291676
they were sex crazed perverts. garnet was literally 2 lesbians 69ing 24/7

>>149291656 (OP)
He was severely stunted in his development.
Kind of like Amethyst.

>>149291656 (OP)
>>149291676
that doesn't mean he didn't charm and teased the shit out of her.

>>149291656 (OP)
She is the only gem who can't shapeshift a vajayjay

>>149291681
in hindsight that kinda happened when she began to like being praised by steven.

>>149291656 (OP)
Steven is a faggot and the fans who want to see him fucking their waifus are c*cks.

>>149291656 (OP)
I don't she could.... And even if it was possible it would probably hurt since she's a rock

>>149291656 (OP)
He's gay in case you didn't notice

>>149291795
Only her gem is a rock, the rest is a hardlight projection that can create wide hips and plump ass

he should have FUCKED Pearl

>>149291804
>hardlight protection
What would fucking that even feel like?

>>149291694
sex for me but not for thee

>>149291820
as dense or as fluff as she'd want.

>>149291820
>>149291871
>Peridot taking notes and feedback from Steven so she can make him as "comfortable" in bed as she can

>>149291871
She's a Era 2 Peridot. No shapeshifting for her.

>>149291934
Maybe not like Amethyst but she should be able to go into her gem and change her appearance

>>149291656 (OP)
>surrounded by other, more attractive and nicer women, some of whom actually like him back
>why didn't he fuck the frumpy midget nerd who tried to kill him and barely tolerated him as an acquaintance?
the pentagon's top cryptologists will get back to you when they figure it out

>>149292252
>why didn't he fuck the frumpy midget nerd who tried to kill him
Correction and Pacification. It worked out for his dad, right?

>>149292252
Peridot liked him in no time and his reaction to seeing her midget form was to gush over how cute she was. She's also the only character I remember him saying I love you to one on one. Canonically it would make sense for him to smash.

>>149291656 (OP)
Every closeup shot of Peridot from the neck down was like a jolt, just to make sure I was awake. Don't worry doc, it twitched. It twitched.

>>149291800
He's literally the only character in the show who ISN'Tgay

>>149291787
I hate her stupid sunglasses in Future, terrible redesign

>>149291676
Solid proof that Steven's gay as shit
>>149291734
She can poof and reform
>>149292920
He's too afraid to come out

>>149293000
changing her hair into a star would've looked worse

>>149293065
First reply meant meant for OP >>149291656 (OP)
kek

>>149293076
was meant*
Damn my keyboard is cursed

>>149293065
It's really more of a writing failure because there was plenty setup so they could make them believably get together. They were just too focused on shilling connie even though they made her pretty shitty and annoying.

>>149291656 (OP)
Only rose bothered to create herself a pussy , pink diamond was morphing and fucking earth creature's for fun

>>149293176
Yeah it wouldn't have made much sense to suddenly pair Steven and Peridot together after all that setup with Connie but it's still the best thing they could have done

>>149291915
Dem hips

>>149291676
More like they would teach you that as a male, any type of sexual desire you may have that ins't being a bottom is wrong and should be suppressed at any cost, and you are evil and a rapist for lusting or attempting to have an intercourse to any female, even if at the time she gave you consent, because that can change.

Steven would, and does, feel guilty for having any feeling that are probably normal to him. Even if most of the type want more than anything being raped and abused by the people they say they hate, they just don't admit it outside fanfics and fantasies, just don't bring that up to them.

Damn Peridot looks like that?

>>149293204
Well they suddenly made her a bitch who treated him badly after coming back from space alive and seeing Lars die and become a pink zombie. They could have had her sent away using any excuse and it would have been fine. And would you look at that there's an opening.

>>149293227
I love Sketchabee's art

>>149293232
True but we're really overestimating the kino producing potential of the crewniverse here, you know they can't tolerate the show doing too well

>>149293236
I'm not even sure if I have it all since it's spread out all over like 10 different websites and her main accounts are gone

>>149293263
Yeah I really wonder what happened to her since she just disappeared and IIRC her last post was on 2018 saying that someone was the best friend she ever had, I tried to investigate further but nothing came of it

>>149293289
If I had a nickel for every artist I followed who had an emotional episode and deleted their entire online presence I'd be a rich man.

>>149291676
>>149291656 (OP)
I wonder if, like porn, just being around smoking hot women fucks with your standards of beauty and attraction.
Amethyst is totally an antimoralfag when it comes to little things like casual sex or urges and an absolute hedonist, she'd let, probably even encourage, Steven to go full retard at least for kicks.
>>149291715
Becky Sucrose browses /co/, or at least she did when I met her 10 years ago.

>>149293318
I don't think it was one emotional episode that led to it because she was already not drawing anything for over a year by the time she made her last post but this is just my speculation

Also small correction, her last post was in 2019 not 2018
https://onyxdraws.tumblr.com/post/183245868062/onyxdraws-is-the-best-person-ive-ever-known

>>149293364
(coffeedraws was her new alias)

>>149292346
no it wouldn't

>>149291915
>>149292371
>slimthicc aspie gremlin
I NEED her

>>149293176
>>149293232
Fuck off with the retarded slander. "Shilling" her when she was there since early S1 is retarded logic. And using 1 (ONE) moment of her being upset about Steven leaving her behind doesn't erase their many episodes together before and after. She didn't become shitty in the slightest.

>>149293669
UNF

ignore >>149293688
he's a mentally handicapped conniefag

Steven inherited his dad's lust for LARGE WOMEN and Peri is a petite little chibi goblinoid.

>>149293719
The only one who's mentally handicapped are the users crying over a one-off Connie moment in 2025 like losers.

>>149293733
>Steven spends the entire show getting googly eyes for large women to the point he'd rather live forever as Stevonnie than himself
lore accurate Steven preference

Speaking of Steven and Connie's relationship, was anyone else disappointed that they never really got to have a "Big Damn Kiss"? Like she kisses his nose when he's in his "giant depression kaiju" form and then they share a quick peck when he's about to leave BC in the finale but that's it.

>>149293232
>nothing but nice and supportive
>actively trains a sword entirely for him
>is hurt that he broke their promise to work together
>doesn't say anything mean, only gets some space for a bit
>literally only didn't text back out of not knowing what to say and went to see him in person
>still apologized to him for that
>continues to support and be nice to him years later
>>>"wOW WHAT A BITCH SHE'S SO SHITTY NOW"

>>149291676
I grew up with my mom, aunt and grandmother. And yes I am a walking disaster and feel guilty for everything. Only male figure I had at home hated me, and I hate him but can't get away

peridot was the only person steven ever said "I love you" to.

>>149294068
Simpler times

>>149294068
He also said it to Ruby and Sapphire's gems in change your mind

>>149292920
Nah, Greg isn’t a fag.

It's weird how Peridot's female characteristics became less pronounced. Logically it should be reversed since her concept of what being "female" is would be greatly change after being introduced to earth culture. Like what female means means something very different to a group of asexual mono-gendered aliens verse a race who uses traits associated with their gender as both a way to attract mates as well as a direct way to express themselves and compete against others even outside of mate attraction.

>>149296162
Where are those sketches from I need them for reasons

>>149293665
Offer something to support why not because the show leans more towards yes
>>149293688
It's not slander she literally gave him the cold shoulder and took his lion giving him a massive attitude after surviving something serious. You're just a sad fan boy
>>149293899
>nothing but nice and supportive
Wrong see above. She's not just le hurt and simply not saying anything, she's mad at and straight up ignoring him for over a week. After guilt tripping him because he didn't fuse into Stevonnie and use muh limited training after one of their strongest fusions got quickly BTFO. She made it all about her when so much more was going on and one of the humans that did go to space with him literally died. BUT MUH HECKIN FEELINGS MATTER MORE FUCK YOU CONNIE DINDU NUFFIN. She was an annoying, entitled, selfish, DUMB bitch and you're all a bunch of loser fanboys so it stings to admit that's what actually happened. Lying loser faggot fan boys.

>>149296162
The art for steven universe was notoriously bad and inconsistent. Otherwise we could have gotten more consistently short stack Peridot.

Connie was literally more concerned for her own feelings than anything steven might have gone through or the threat to his family (who actually matter) and the other towns people. She was mad because her ego got bruised and Steven didn't put that above everyone's lives including hers. Validate my heckin training and treat me as most important otherwise fuck you I don't care what you went through, I don't care who dies and I'm not that happy you came back alive. By the way I'm taking your lion. It's exactly like some narcissistic bitch self inserting to act out one of her divorces. Cringy garbage only waifufags, retards and the same sorts of narcissists would defend.

>>149296963
Basically she was proto Amber. I bet someone saw that shit and thought it would be a great idea to put into that shitty adaptation because they related to feeling like the center of the universe so much.

>>149293733
Looks more like he inherited his moms preference here

>>149291656 (OP)
Connie had more testosterone than he did.

>>149297249
She didn't seem very strong or horny though

>>149295496
who were already in a relationship
doesn't count

>>149296162
they tried to make her the "asexual" representation in the show by making her uninterested in fusion because fusion is somehow a metaphor for sex and not a metaphor for sex depending on what time of day it is

>>149297339
They're also his moms so it's different

>>149297320
shows how not manly steven was.

>>149297377
i sure hope not because didnt steven fused with his dad?

>>149297390
So? He was a fucking child

>>149291656 (OP)
fuck that annoying green bitch, she ruined the show after the barn happened

>>149297400
most su fans were onboard with it being an allusion to sex until that happened

>>149297390
How was connie "manly"?

>Want to draw
>See Peridot thread
>Sick
If I'm not dead by morning I'll draw up Peri

>>149297446
more assertive, more aggressive, more violent, took the initiative, took risks.

>>149291656 (OP)
She's a midget you creepo

>>149297423
Seethe, pearl cuck

>>149292252
The other gems felt like his mom / aunts. Peridot was the only one who felt like she was on his level

>>149297464
But she's still actually just a weaker more uppity human in the show. She has the aggressiveness and occasional stupidity you'll see in high test but without much of the good. She's carried hard by Steven and what his gem god mom and their friends or servant passed onto them. Just a really pretentious character.

>>149297588
and?

>>149291656 (OP)
Peridotcels are safe horny fagwipes

>>149297826
>Not wanting to fuck this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbjUUG65-7U

>>149297826
What exactly do you think wouldn't count as safe horny?

>>149297826
>safe horny
Fitting buzzword for a newfag that wouldn't know about peridot being considered child coded

>>149297853
she was definitely the sex appeal of the show, all others were either fat, or too skinny

>>149297908
no one considers her that except for pedos

>>149297995
No tumblr idiots did it too to try and prevent people sexualizing her. So so much for her not being an offensive character to get off to.

>>149296537
She didn't "take Lion". Lion chose for himself and was visibly glaring at Steven. You're just a ridiculous hater looking for excuses to bitch about her. Connie didn't even give him the cold shoulder, he went on vacation before she could get to him.

>>149298017
Any of these short characters are considered offensive to get off to which is the opposite of safe horny. Because muh loli. Look at the people who malded over Rebecca in the cyberpunk anime.

>>149298017
Yeah that sounds like something Tumblr would do

>>149296537
Pay attention to the show, retard. Connie wasn't "guilt tripping" him, she was understandably upset that Steven gave up after they promised to fight together, which Steven didn't do in the slightest.
>Straight up ignoring him
Again, Connie tried to reach out in person, Steven left on vacation and she didn't know where to find him. She was not annoying, entitled or selfish when she literally fought exclusively for STEVEN's safety you fucking retard. She didn't want Steven to sacrifice his life for no reason.
You're a dumbass that paid zero attention to the show and ignore how Connie was consistently there for him before and after that episode. It's 2025 you fucking loser, stop crying.

>>149296162
Because later on they got really shitty boarders who couldn't stay on fucking model even between shots so she just became a sexless gremlin.

>>149296963
No she wasn't. Connie expressed gratitude and concern for Steven returning before her own feelings. The idea that she can't even feel a little upset at him for breaking their promise is pure retarded entitlement from your end. Cope harder dipshit, she supported him even after that and diminishing that to pretend she became "shitty" when they both apologized and Connie continued being nice to him (she didn't say anything mean to him either, dipshit).

>>149298021
She did take lion and you're just a dumbass loser fan boy or someone who relates with her acting like she did. No one fucking cares about your useless feelings and need to feel important above everything else in a person's life you obnoxious cunt. She literally ignored his texts because she was more mad he wouldn't fuse with her and validate her training after Alexandrite got disabled in no time than she was happy he came back alive. Fake lying twat.

>>149297738
Connie is not uppity or pretentious in the slightest. Stop being a retard.

>>149298063
No she literally didn't. Lion thinks for himself, retard. Again, you're an idiotic hater still living in the past. Grow up, dumbass, it's 2025 and your toxic self centered mindset needs to be let go of. No one gives a fuck about your rabbit hatred, Connie is and always will be supportive endgame for Steven. Cry about it.

>>149298063
>He couldn't fuse with her and validate her training
Nice hateful headcanon, retard. It's canonically established she didn't ignore his texts and came to see him in person since she wanted to talk intimately with him face to face. Pay attention to the show, you loser.

Why do you hate connie so much anyways
like do you just want steven to be gay or?

>>149298045
She literally was trying to make him feel bad because he wouldn't validate her training and risk everyone there's lives to do it. She's just some human and a weak link being carried by steven/his diamond mom and all her resources. She's a weak link who could have easily been killed like lars. She wasn't angry just for steven she was angry over her own importance being denied when shit went south. Steven saw lars die and his family could have got shattered yet she's like but what about my feelings though. That's literally what she was mad about bitch. Go watch season 5 episode 5 since your memory sucks as much dick as you do.

>>149298113
NTA but Steven is definitely a closeted homo

>>149298088
The character you're defending literally told her wannabe boyfriend he should have risked everyone's lives to validate her training you dumb bitch.
>>149298103
Again go watch season 5 episode 5 she gets mad, argues with him and leaves specifically because he wouldn't fight as stevonnie despite the bigger more experienced fusion getting folded easily.

>>149298128
>Wouldn't validate her training
Again, you're making shit up. Connie isn't trying to make anyone feel bad, she's upset because he broke their promise and could've killed himself, dickhead. Steven himself understands it since he was trying to force a self sacrifice when he never really wanted it either.
>Weak link
Cope harder, idiot, you're projecting hatred again. Connie involving herself despite her risk of death proved how selfless she was, she did it FOR STEVEN. The show states that repeatedly and it's part of why Steven committed to her at all rather than pushing her way.
>Steven saw Lars die
Which happened from giving himself up by the way, retard. Steven felt the need to bear the blame of his mother's mistakes which he felt regret for doing. Steven didn't even try to fight back the entire situation. None of the Gems were in danger of shattering either, Steven and Connie never once worked together to show if their battle was truly unwinnable. Why don't YOU rewatch the show and realize that Connie was trying to talk to Steven? She didn't brush him off, she was sad about their broken promise, didn't even say anything mean to Steven and tried to come back once she saw his text messages. It's stated directly in show.

>>149298156
Connie never asks for Steven to validate her training, retard, stop spouting headcanon not proven by the show. You're just upset and made shit up out of spite like most incels.

>>149298128
>>149298156
see >>149293719

>>149298070
She absolutely is because she unironically argued that she's more capable than a group with infinitely more experience and power or that it doesn't matter and steven should have risked lives to make her feel better for a moment. The most she ever got was healed from Stevens fluids the one time so she's still just human yet she's put on this pedestal and acting like she's a diamond herself.

>>149298156
Steven himself realizes the "bigger picture" was retarded and an unneeded sacrifice purely because he felt the desire to take punishment from his mom's mistakes. Which was unfair to both Connie AND himself as an individual person. There's a reason Steven himself realized it was bad that he broke their promise. And Connie apologized herself for making him feel bad. So clearly she wasn't trying to make him feel bad, retard. Lion himself could've went back to Steven but was disappointed with the way Steven was blowing everything off.

>>149298197
Either say something meaningful or stop being a dishonest faggot.

>>149298205
No she didn't. Pay attention to the show, Connie didn't want Steven to give up and surrender his life. They swore an oath to fight together until the end but Steven was too focused on trying to step in his mom's footsteps that during the fight with Topazes, he didn't work with Connie. Steven was too lost in his complex and issues. Connie puts Steven more on a pedestal than herself to the point she's ready to fight and die for him dickhead. That's the exact opposite of selfish.

>>149298173
>Again, you're making shit up. Connie isn't trying to make anyone feel bad, she's upset because he broke their promise and could've killed himself, dickhead.
She literally gets mad he wouldn't let her fight even though the more capable people in his family got taken out in no time. She could have gotten them or herself killed like lars easily. She's carried by steven and his mom to even pretend she can do anything against enemy gems like they saw. Get the fuck over it.
>>149298188
That's exactly what she did by insisting on fighting when her teacher and friends fused together still got folded. Retard

>>149296162
she got hotter when she became a goblin

>>149298248
This, goblina Peridot is just more fuckable though limb enhancer Peri is also pretty good

Considering how Stevens physiology is directly affected by his state of mind his stunted development may have just impeded what should've been his burgeoning libido entirely until he got with Connie and started growing, combine that with the Gems and Greg barely teaching him anything and never even taking him to a doctor Steven's view of sex is from the lens of a hippie and 3 aliens with extremely varying views on it.

>>149298245
Connie was upset because Steven gave up and could've died, dickhead. Steven ignored their promise and then forced himself to try and die for Rose's mistakes. Something they both swore to not let happen. And again, Connie apologized for not reaching out sooner so it very blatantly wasn't her trying to guilt trip him. Connie was sad about his sacrifice and the idea she can't feel that way after everything they been through together is peak retardation. They took things on together that neither of them could've accomplished alone and instead Steven chose to die for a cause he didn't even have his heart into.
>Get the fuck over it
That's rich coming from the retard still in seething rage over Connie to the point you pretend that they didn't make up and continued supporting him, you fucking loser.

>>149298206
What he did was still more logical than blindly attempting to fight when people infinitely more capable than Connie got taken out easily. And those people Stevens family had more reasons to be mad at his sacrifice than she did but they didn't. She insisted she cared so much but she was more mad she wasn't allowed to fight out of her league.
>>149298229
I payed attention and watched the episode, she wanted to fight as muh stevonnie and show off her training. Go watch the episode.

>>149298245
>"not giving up is le bad actually!!!"
>"s-she actually was trying to validate her training"
Provide actual proof instead of nonsensical headcanon. Actual hard proof of her training being validated, her training was already "validated" countless times in the show, retard. Steven didn't have his head in the game the entire fight against the Topazes and was too focused on trying to take responsibility for his mom. Which was RETARDED and something Steven himself realizes was fucking ridiculous. The entire Lars died to begin with was from Steven's inability to try and fight.

>>149298269
If she only cared so much about steven himself she wouldn't have mentioned wanting to fight with him like she did before fucking off. She would have been happier to see him alive than busy malding because she didn't get a chance to job and die like lars. You're just delusional. Connie was mad at him specifically for leaving her out of the plan and it's hilarious you losers are trying to deny this because you want to keep her portrayal as perfect.

>>149298270
>Muh logical
Except Steven didn't do it from logic, he didn't try and do anything and was just buried in his self guilt. He didn't do shit nor did he prove Connie wrong, which is why Steven himself realizes that trying to act like a martyr is total bullshit. The show being explicit with it invalidates your entire retarded argument. You're projecting your feelings
>>>Out of her league
Connie kept up with Topaz alone without taking a single blow. And objectively, Stevonnie took on much worse than Topaz and you goddamn know it. So you're bullshitting out of spite and projecting your rabid hatred onto the characters like an idiot. You didn't pay attention to shit up.

>>149298288
>>"not giving up is le bad actually!!!"
Connie wanting to fight someone better people lost to in seconds and making steven feel bad she couldn't do this is stupid yes
>>"s-she actually was trying to validate her training"
Why else was she arguing to keep fighting with Steven? Because she DIDN'T want to show off her training as worth it?Holy shit the conniefag is actually retarded

>>149298302
It was literally her telling Steven that trying to give up and die was retarded. Which Steven himself agreed was retarded once he stopped trying to hide his feelings away. And again, Connie wasn't trying to guilt trip Steven either. This is objectively proven when Connie puts her sadness to the side and CAME BACK. An undeniable fact, she wanted to intimately talk to him face to face like a good partner would rather than some bullshit over text.
>Mad at him specifically for leaving her out of the plan
THERE WAS NO PLAN. Steven himself made clear that it was just him throwing himself to the wolves because he thought it was the only way. Which was retarded and something the show in general and Steven himself calls out. Cope harder that your shitty hate-filled headcanon will never be true. Your portrayal is overly hateful and blatantly ignores the fact that it's reconciled on both ends dumbass. Nor does she treat him any differently. Stop crying over this.

>>149298319
This classic never gets old

>>149298309
He did it for the people's safety, him feeling like he also deserved it doesn't change this. And he had plenty reason to worry when his moms got taken out easily, connie is weak as fuck and lars actually died while with steven. They weren't just fighting topaz and she wasn't fighting alone retard. Get your tongue out this characters ass.

>>149298329
>Better people lost to
Irrelevant. Steven not even trying was objectively a failure for a leader. Steven himself admits it was a half hearted failure when he secretly didn't even want to sacrifice himself.
>Was worth it
Don't give me that bullshit, you retarded ass hater. You're trying to display it as Connie being into all for herself and not for Steven. Which is wrong, she fucking fought because she CARED ABOUT STEVEN. She wanted to PROTECT him and BE THERE FOR HIM. Which is something Steven himself loved about her and appreciated. Steven only sacrificed himself because he was spiraled after he found out that everything was his fault, not because he believed it was a genuinely logical play, idiot.

>>149298334
>It was literally her telling Steven that trying to give up and die was retarded
It wasn't that retarded when he doesn't know his actual powers, alexandrite got taken out easily and connie isn't compensating for this.

>>149298353
>Irrelevant. Steven not even trying was objectively a failure for a leader
Their most powerful fusion being taken out in seconds and lars dying isn't irrelevant you're just a sad dumb little conniefag. Cry more for me because all you got is nonsensically complaining on behalf of a pretentious character.

>>149298350
Nope, Steven did it out of self guilt and believed it was the only way. He didn't try once to turn it around even when it was just him, Connie, and the Topaz gems. Aquamarine wasn't a factor yet, Topaz was there and was the big threat at the moment. And even then, a half baked effort did get all humans off the ship so more pushing would've won them the day just like how they won against dangerous gems like Jasper. Connie having faith they could've won is having faith in Steven, trying to twist it to make it all about herself is fucked up and retarded. Not once did Connie make it about herself, Steven could've died and would've died on so many occasion on Homeworld if he didn't get lucky. LARS DIED because of his half hearted unplanned marytr attempt. Steven himself admitted it was retarded invalidates your entire argument. Get your head of your own ass.

>>149298384
Steven doing it out of self guilt doesn't change he also did it for the people there. Arguing he doesn't actually care about his own friends and family enough to want to protect them just to defend connie is pretty sad.

>>149298361
It was retarded because Steven DID know his actual powers. Aquamarine is much weaker without Topaz. Stevonnie could've and would've taken down Topaz and we know it. They have greater feats such as Jasper. Reminder, the only reason the Crystal Gems even lost was because of Aquamarine leveraging the humans, which they weren't a factor after Steven freed them from Topaz.

>>149298401
Steven didn't know all his powers yet or if he could handle everything that came to them. You keep repeating alexandrite being taken out easily doesn't matter but it does.

>>149298383
>Their own powerful fusion
Nope. They were frozen in the tech beam. If Steven tried and easily poofed Topaz like Stevonnie was capable of doing. Aquamarine lost her only way of actually doing damage than just stalling. This is a fact, Aquamarine had to have Topaz threaten to pop Jamie's head like a grape for the battle with the Crystal Gems to end.
>Lars dying isn't irrelevant
Which happened from Steven giving himself by the way, you retarded hater. Blowing smoke up your own ass that it's steaming through your ears, kek. The only one crying is you since you have no actual counter, just projection and seething. Keeping coping that Connie and Steven were endgame, you fucking loser.

>>149291656 (OP)
Steven's a teen? You sure he's not like... 5 or so?

>>149298426
You have no proof it was guaranteed Steven could take them by himself or avoid people getting hurt or killed which was actually shown to happen easily and suddenly.

>>149298426
>Keeping coping that Connie and Steven were endgame
The ending to steven universe sucked but muh stevonnie is canon until she dies because she's human kek. Now there's a loser.

>>149298397
It does actually because he failed them as a leader. They needed Steven's head in the game and what does he do? He's too focused on his mistakes and trying to take responsibility when it's something not even STEVEN HIMSELF WANTED. Steven himself admitted it was a retarded plan he didn't think through at all. Which costed Lars life because of Steven's inability to save the day like how everyone usually goes about it.
>>149298417
>Steven didn't know
This is literal headcanon debunked by the show. All they needed was a fusion, a shield and a sword. It worked against Jasper and Jasper is much better than a mediocre Topaz fusion that couldn't even defeat a human child with a sword. Someone you called a weak link. And even SADIE, a fucking donut girl, bit Topaz and freed herself. What does that say about Stevonnie's chances? If you're capable of actual rational thought than Connie seething, you'd understand the answer dickhead. Aquamarine's tech means nothing when she has no muscle to lay down the law nor any humans to leverage. Aquamarine isn't capable of killing humans without Topaz either.
>>149298442
They LITERALLY defeated Jasper. And again, a single bite from Sadie was enough for Topaz to let go. Gems are weak to getting penetrated and guess what sword they had that was conveniently MADE for poofing gems anon? Come on now, diminishing their combat ability when all Aquamarine had was gimmicks with no way of actually beating them in a proper prolonged battle states it all.

>>149298455
>W-W-Well she dies anyway and Steven never does o-okay? I-It doesn't matter if Steven can die of all age too that doesn't fit my headcanon!
HOLY MOTHER OF COPE. You are a loser that has to cut out everything good about Connie to seethe over one moment that Steven himself agreed was retarded. You still didn't have a counterpoint to that, just blind rage and ignoring it. Keep crying I guess, you try to preach logic until it contradicts your shitty fucking narrative.

>>149298474
Everything good about connie is exaggerated by you and you're bringing up shipping endgame as if the story wasn't shit by the end and this matters.

>>149298464
There's no guarantee Steven would have stopped people from getting hurt or killed. Lars died because he was with him when he was supposed to be on Earth.

>>149298427
He's 13-14 in the original series, 16 in the Movie, and (I think) 17 in Future

>>149297826
Safe horny isn't real. The words contradict each other. Its like hot coldness or anxious relaxation.

>>149298490
You were seething over Connie being with Steven. It's called poking fun of you especially to use shitter terms like "shilling" when she was an OG from S1 like everyone else.

>>149298496
>There's no guarantee
And there's no guarantee that Steven would survive giving up. Which makes his hail-mary idea all the more retarded. Steven could've died and Earth would've been FUCKED from Steven's stupid half baked idea. If we're applying logic then it's not logical that Steven didn't go with the plan and at least try to fight back. That's objective fact and you know it, Stevonnie took on worse than Topaz and we both know this. Lars died because of Steven's inability to act.

>>149298490
And it's objectively not exaggerated. The fact that you can only reference one debatable moment as a negative and nothing before/after that states all the facts.

Steven should have fucked Gems.

>>149298535
Dance dance

>>149298517
Except thet could teleport off planet IF the earth got destroyed despite the main reason for wanting to destroy the planet being off it. It makes sense steven would be worried about his own people and their ability to handle the situation when the strongest they know at the time are disabled. You mention Sadie biting the topaz but it was one unfused one. You're just wanking connie and lying about how easy it would have been in that situation.

>>149298504
I was seething at connie crying about fighting more with steven when she got easily disabled and steven had more to worry about than her feeling bad.

>>149291676
I have no idea how Pearl didn't rape him with all the Pink confusion and all.

>>149298522
It is exaggerated because you pretend she's stronger than she actually is despite needing help from others.

>>149298540
Except millions of people will die and the Crystal Gems would die trying to fight the Diamonds. Who would've came back to check on the Cluster in case you forgot. Steven fucked everything up and made it off Homeworld from pure luck. And even then, Lars still died. Steven did not do anything logically nor did he try to fight like he literally swore. If Steven himself can admit his idea was retarded, it was pretty fucking retard.
>>>Wanking Connie
Cry harder, the feats contradict your nonsense. If Rose Quarts can slice through a Ruby Fusion effortlessly so can Stevonnie with a mediocre Topaz fusion that couldn't even defeat a kid with a sword. Again, I'm using your retarded logic against you. If the Topazes couldn't effortlessly beat Connie then they're not all that. Especially when, again, they beat Jasper. A consistent fact you fail to deny like a dishonest faggot.

>>149291820
like fucking an empty bottle

>>149298551
>She got easily disabled
Irrelevant. Them being weaker apart and stronger together is the entire point of fusion, dickhead. The world was riding on their shoulders and Connie doing the logical thing of trying to fight is better than giving up without a plan. If Steven proved her wrong, had a plan and didn't admit it was retarded, your seething would make more sense. But you exposed yourself to just have blind rage.

>>149298558
No it's not. I never once said Connie could beat everything on her own. Which is why Stevonnie is so valuable and why they could've saved the day together, a fact you can't stomach since you're essentially throwing a tantrum and not providing a single fucking counterpoint. Just pure cope from me dismantling your garbage logic. Lots of points I made got ignored...

>>149291656 (OP)
That Stupid Gem Belly

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/Too-Many-Cookie-Cats-565380427

>>149298593
Cute comic
>Russian text
pic related

>>149298593
do you read russian? if you do, what do they say?

>>149298566
They would only maybe die if the diamonds still cared about the planet after getting what they wanted and steven couldn't talk them out of it before or after the reveal of him being their sister, which was officially how it worked in the show. The cluster was taken care of seasons ago by this point in case you forgot. Lars died because he stayed on the ship and ditched sadie to try saving himself, and it could have happened to anyone if the fight kept going.
>Cry harder, the feats contradict your nonsense. If Rose Quarts can slice through a Ruby Fusion effortlessly so can Stevonnie with a mediocre Topaz fusion that couldn't even defeat a kid with a sword
See there's the wank, if you actually watched the scene connie is completely dependent on steven bubbling them for protection and that's hardly working. She wasn't close to soloing the topaz before or after they fused bitch. And aquamarine was hiding in wait the entire time. Jasper is one gem and they end the fight early. You're full of shit.

>>149298612
Left to right
1st panel:
>Game: Find cookie cats! XP
>(Kinda crooked pillows, ok)
2nd panel:
>After N number of cookie cats
>Poof me please... ><
3rd panel:
>Mrrrrr...

>>149298578
Being easily disabled despite your power isn't irrelevant retard. You're talking about being stronger together and fused but the strongest trio were easily stopped as a fusion and connie was struggling with just one of the topaz before they fused.
>>149298591
Stevonnie is just another fusion that could have also been disabled and steven has no reason to believe otherwise. You're fucking dumb conniefag

>>149298628
Reminder: the Diamonds thought Rose died and STILL wanted Earth off their starmaps. So yes, they would come back. To say otherwise is a headcanon that ignores the show's context.
>Could've happened to anyone
Nope. If an unfused Steven and Connie got almost everyone safely, a fusion that's better than the both of them would achieve so much more. That's not a debate, that's canon info expressed by the show.
>W-W-Wank
You just can't handle common logic that isn't discrediting anything Connie does. One blow with the sword and Topazes were poofed. If Stevonnie can land a blow on Jasper, it's not wank to insist they'd defeat weaker gems. It's using the show's material and you damn well know it. I'm not fucking saying Connie can solo Topaz, Stevonnie can which I stated repeatedly. You still failed to deny it you fucking retard. You're full of shit and a retard, there's nothing stopping Stevonnie from ending the fight early especially when Topaz literally gave them an opportunity to fuse quickly like... again AGAINST JASPER. You just want to ignore show events to fit your shitty headcanon! Bitch ass moron.
>>149298650
Yes, it is. It's completely irrelevant you fucking retard. If Connie was such a deadweight they wouldn't have accomplished anything as Stevonnie. You're exaggerating and downplaying a sword trained fusion out of dishonest cope out of being an idiotic loser.
>Could have been disabled
Which didn't happen because Aquamarine didn't help Topaz. Stevonnie objectively would've poofed Topaz while they were still on the ship. To deny otherwise is ignoring evidence out of spiteful cope. You're a dumbass hater that downplays and glorifies mid tier gems kek. Clown.

>>149298611
Could Get Worse.
Just look that Tiny Griffin.

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/Peri-Noms-567192868

>>149291656 (OP)
Boy had oneitis for Connie.

>>149298661
No headcanon is pretending steven couldn't convince them to fuck off with talk no jutsu when that's literally how the show turned out. If a fusion despite it's power can be easily disabled then no it's not a sure thing they're doing all you think they would. You literally said the topaz couldn't defeat connie or the little girl with the sword when they absolutely would have if the fight lasted. Again you just exaggerate her power and importance.

>>149298662
This is a very strange concept but I love it

>>149298687
It gets progressively worse.

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/Tasty-Clods-2-594231648

>>149298694
more peridot vore, now!

>>149298681
Headcanon is insisting that Connie is deadweight that contributes nothing and that somehow Topez would give Stevonnie more trouble than Jasper. You had no counterpoint to the logical conclusion so you resorted to cope of "w-well they couldn't have won anymore!" which just blatantly ignores what went down in the arc. Aquamarine was a non factor versus Topaz, she literally demands Topaz to clean up the humans and refused to get involved. So yes, Stevonnie has nothing stopping them from winning the day. Aquamarine can't do everything on her own. You are actively downplaying her importance and power like a spiteful tard.
>You literally said the Topaz couldn't defeat Connie
If Jasper didn't beat Stevonnie then why the fuck would Topaz do anything? Your logic is falling apart dipshit.

>>149298725
*"w-well they couldn't have won anyway"

>>149298724
Ugh...

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/Peri-and-her-Pearl-599915110

>>149298725
Connie isn't necessary and that's just a fact. Steven has all he would need with his moms gem and plot armor. You're insisting connie needed to be there and fight moar or her by herself or fused with steven was somehow going to avoid things like death or the combination of aquamarine and fused topaz because "muh short cancelled fight with Jasper and I like the character". Steven doesn't actually need connie for the situation to work out based on what happened in the show and that must sting as a fan boy bitch.

>>149298634
nice, thanks anon!

>>149298745
all pearls must be reminded of their natural place as prey by getting vored by superior peridot giants
any more of this?

>>149298724
https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/A-Good-Roomie-632118824

>>149298772
No problem, anon!

>>149298762
She is otherwise she wouldn't be in the show, dumbass. Steven and her accomplish a lot together. Not once did I say that Connie would've solved everything herself by the way, bring a single quote where I said that you dumb fuck. No wonder you seethe over SU so hard if you're this terrible at paying attention! I stated specifically: Steven's sacrifice was retarded and Steven himself admitted it was retarded since he didn't have an actual plan. You try to claim it's logical, I counter that it's logical for him to fuse and fight the invaders than give in, you flounder. Even now you're still floundering: attacking points I never made you fucking idiot!

I consistently said Stevonnie. S.T.E.V.O.N.N.I.E. would save the day. Which they would since they tackled way worse threats. A fact you always fail to deny out of blind rage. You are incapable of having a good faith discussion, you just seethe and cope like a retard.
>>>Combination
Again, thanks you exposing you didn't pay attention to the fight like a retard. Jasper lost and was always intended to lose, cry about it you hater ass loser. Connie contributed shit and you're seething so hard that you're still pretending she was a bitch and nothing else, you fucking loser. Again, Aquamarine did not fight with Topaz in that scene you brainless fuck. Rewatch the episode! But that would require you to have the brain capacity to pay attention and considering you ignored and misconstrued all of my points, you keep proving my right. Cope and cry harder, dumbass.

>>149298779
Nah

>>149298801
And once again, you fail to counter the fact that the Crystal Gems would've been fucked if Steven's sacrifice met its logical conclusion. Completely slid past my counterpoint because you knew you were a wrong. Connie haters a fucking disgrace incapable of thinking fair or having logical thought. Connie is and always will be right to criticize Steven for pointless self sacrifice bullshit and Steven himself agrees. Cry me a river lmaooo.

Don't mind me, I'm just shilling.

>>149298779
Nah.

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/Pearls-are-for-Holding-Stuff-601401890

>>149298807
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149298801
She's in the show because they felt like it. Steven talked people or enemies down without her. You keep saying Connie had to be there and fuse when the fact is she didn't. Sorry not sorry bitch get over it. Stevonnie is literally just connie using pinks son like she uses her weapons for relevance. Literally you could hand those to multiple other characters and the same or better could believably happen based on how the show actually works. Connie was a bitch for complaining to and ghosting steven about fighting moar with him after he came back alive. She treated him worse than his family did and they had more reasons to be mad about it. Riddle me this conniefag, why did they have her apologize if she dindu nuffin?

>>149298813
Your what if is literally based on headcanon and ignoring steven already talked enemies out of fighting without connie and before the reveal of being pink diamond in the show. Take the L little buddy.

>>149298816
>>149298836
I wonder how long these are gonna stay up

>>149298816
I had no idea gem domination was still a thing. The art looks better than I remember if that's actually it.

>>149298830
Because she's valuable for Steven and accomplished stuff with him. Steven objectively could not save Amethyst from Jasper on his own. To argue otherwise is headcanon.
>Get over it
Pot kettle black for the hyper obsessed tard crying and seething in hatred over Connie in 2025, loser. And yes, she had to be there and the show contradicts your dogshit headcanon. Cope, cry, seethe, dilate, yada yada.
>Stevonnie downplay
You are bloated with cope. Stevonnie using a sword makes it much easier to down their opponents. And it doesn't matter if "other characters can use it" Connie got it, dumbass. She did it and no one else, seethe. And parroting your debunked points of Connie being a bitch is laughably sad. She was right and Steven apologized because he knew she was right, no amount of seethe will change that. Steven shouldn't have did that retarded promise breaking plan to begin with if he didn't have a better one. Connie treating him worse than his family is rich and wrong. But keep lying, dumbass. And Connie only apologized for not responding to him in time, retard. If Connie was in the wrong why did Steven come to realize that he was wrong and come to realize self sacrifice is never the answer? Fucktard.

>>149298843
>Headcanon
>Still can't prove me wrong
>Yellow Diamond herself said she wanted the Earth wiped out
>Everyone on Homeworld thought Rose was wiped out and the Diamonds still wanted Earth gone
You're an idiot that did not pay attention to the show. And you're blabbering irrelevant points.

>>149298847
You know what they say about jannies, anon
https://youtube.com/shorts/DD2BeGLwGms?feature=share
>>149298858
Ye, it is, changed artists a while ago.

>>149298866
Steven talked peridot, lapis, bismuth and the diamonds out of fighting so no he didn't actually need connie. Call it being convincing or plot armor but that's how the show actually worked. Your attachment to this over hyped character is irrelevant.

>>149298878
The showed proved you wrong and I mentioned it >>149298880 since you're still confused

>>149298879
Oh wow, I've heard this one before but I didn't think it would make it to youtube lol

>>149298880
Amethyst would've gotten shattered without Connie but keep lying to yourself, loser. Your hatred and seething coping rage doesn't change the facts. Connie still helped him plenty. Connie had a point and Steven himself admits it, you're projecting to argue otherwise.

>>149298879
Congrats

>>149298891
Amethyst could have been saved by any other inserted character in various other scenarios because it's just a story you didn't pay attention to anyway

>>149298883
No it literally didn't. Steven could've died and if he died, it's proven Earth was fucked dumbass. You tried and failed to counter it so you're desperately shifting the topic. You're an idiot.

>>149298898
>W-Well in my headcanon someone else would've just saved the day!!1
Extreme level of copium. Any other character wasn't present during Jasper's ambush. It was Steven and Amethyst around when Jasper attacked. And all it takes is one squeeze to shatter a gem.

>>149298811
Kaboom?

>>149298900
Steven could have talked himself out of the situation like he already did multiple other times. Pay attention
>>149298910
You keep talking about headcanon while pretending connie was needed when Steven could have convinced the diamonds to back off like he eventually does anyway.

>>149298911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIXdaEAgC9U
>>149298924
Now I really wanna know how long it will stay up

>>149298910
>Gems can be distracted enough to allow escape or rescue by a small human biting them but jasper couldn't be distracted or otherwise stopped without connie because uhhhhhh

>>149298923
So you're not even trying to deny Earth and its people would be fucked. Hilarious. I'm talking about when he self sacrificed, idiot, back to the point of you desperately claiming it was "too risky" to fight back. It was a thousand times riskier to give up and throw away his life. He had more ways of dying on Homeworld than fighting back. He failed the Gems as a leader.
>>149298923
Connie was objectively needed otherwise Amethyst would be shattered. Your lack of proper counterpoint other than deflecting and headcanon story contradicting cope of "w-well someone else could've saved the day???" is hilarious.

>>149298937
More like and among the other gems inside her:

https://youtu.be/47VqCD5AE9s?si=9EQhQRKvsWf2vaDg

>>149298950
I am denying it because in the actual show steven by himself is shown multiple times successfully preventing people from attacking including the diamonds. Why are you so retarded conniefag?

>>149298946
>J-Jasper would just get distracted okay???
Come up with a better headcanon, retard. Jasper was gonna shatter Amethyst directly, not hold her hostage like Topaz who was a big softie compared to motherfucking Jasper.

>>149298960
Except in this case, he could not. Jasper was consistently the one person he couldn't talk down from a fight. Why are you such a dishonest faggot, connie hating loser? You literally have to resort to headcanons and what if fanfiction wildly off base from the story to diminish any of her achievements.

>>149298961
Jasper was literally distracted by the fusion you fucking idiot lmao you didn't watch the show but you're arguing about things that can't happen in it.

Oh dang, I forgot all about gem domination. The last download of this I have is from 2020.

>>149298687
She Didn't stop.

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/True-Dorito-570247919

>>149298971
Well you weren't just talking about jasper there now were you you little loser? You were still crying about earth as if steven couldn't talk down the diamonds like he eventually does anyway. But addressing jasper she literally gets distracted not only by the fusion but by stevens shield being thrown and amethyst only needed a short time to reform. you're now reduced to arguing that steven couldn't throw a shield or otherwise distract someone, not even fully talk them down, for a few moments without connie? Really sad conniefag.

>>149298992
Peridot had enough of Bill's antics

>>149298974
No she fucking wasn't. Stevonnie kicked her and took Amethyst's gem back with their foot. You really are incapable of paying attention to the show at a bare minimum, huh? You're pathetic. Jasper even says it's time to end this shameless display as soon as she grabs the gem only for Stevonnie to butt in.
>>149299002
Pot kettle black, the only loser is a bitch like you. You did nothing but cry over Connie to hilarious degrees. You said she contributed nothing, I gave you a feat, you claim it doesn't count and try to divert focus. You're pathetic, Connie objectively helped Steven. Now shut up and stop coping since you can't disprove my point without fucking HEADCANON hahaha.

>>149299090
>No she fucking wasn't
So this look and voice of shock and disbelief isn't her being distracted from focusing fully on the fight? Really bitch?
https://youtu.be/_OiJReo5mTU?si=_aUYLvDPhLDdwhN3

>>149299090
>15+ minute response time
you're getting weak

>>149299090
>>149299127
And her catching and holding stevens shield here isn't distracting her from the sword about to hit her head? Conniefag doesn't know what words mean or what's happening in the show but they're desperate to defend this character as necessary and irreplaceable anyway.

>has to use steven, his shield and his moms sword
>b-but steven needs connie to use any of this
>he can't even throw a shield or do anything to stop or delay jasper
>even though he starts the series throwing the shield with ridiculous force by accident
>even though his powers are boosted by his emotion
>even though his mom/sister might get shattered
Conniefag is a dumb bitch

>>149299129
Your argument already fell apart with a failure to acknowledge 90% of my arguments you loser, I'm going to take my sweet time since you already failed and had to resort to headcanons lmao.
>>149299142
>>149299127
Are you fucking stupid? Jasper being shocked about Steven fusing with a human means fuck all. Stevonnie had to KICK Amethyst's gem away to begin with before Jasper spared any reaction to her, Stevonnie had to get physical to save her from being shattered dumbass, your video proved my point. Steven could not uphold a fight with Jasper to save Amethyst, retard.

>>149299178
I could look past the retardation but damn this nigga has literally been seething for 9+ hours, I need to know what drove this man to this point

>>149299178
You're a retarded cunt. Steven cannot and will not do shit. Steven never trained for a sword either and had no interest so using headcanon of "oh he'll just effortlessly beat Jasper with his sword" is nonsensical. You literally have to make up events to dismiss Connie, cope harder you pathetic fucking loser. She helped Steven and no fact can change that than you being desperate and seething.

>>149299190
I know right? This anon is ridiculous to the point he stomps his feet that I'm not insta-responding to the retarded messages at this point.

>>149299184
She's literally distracted by focusing on the existence of the fusion instead of just fighting it you fucking idiot. And she holds stevens shield after it's thrown long enough for them to hit her and amethyst to reform. Again canonically Steven has thrown his shield hard before and his powers are boosted by emotion but you're arguing he wouldn't be desperate enough to save his family here without connie. You genuinely think he needs connie to get physical at all. You're fucking dumb conniefag

>>149299199
The sword is talking in general, they could have easily had him learn to use a sword without connie but they chose different. And he doesn't need her to launch a shield when he does it in the first fucking episode. And the shield was extremely effective in distracting her by itself. You're the one coping saying it couldn't be any other way because your neurotic fanboy condition limits your brains ability to think.

>>149299214
Jasper wasn't distracted until after she was kicked dipshit. Good job ignoring the show to push your narrative. Jasper was gonna shatter Amethyst until she was kicked, retard. Steven would not do shit to Jasper, objectively. Steven could never beat Jasper on his own. Pot kettle black, retard, you're dumber than I can ever be since you floundered 90% of my arguments like a dumb fuck. And you're still resorting to headcanon, like Steven who YOU SAID wasn't in control of his powers could magically defeat Jasper because you say so. Keep coping with your retarded headcanons buddy.

>>149299231
Nope. Connie actually trained with it and knew how to use it with efficiency. Steven did not, coping with the idea that he could and somehow defend Jasper from Amethyst is an Olympic level stretch. Keep coping though, it's very funny.

>>149299206
I'm talking about you, you clearly need help if you're this offended by criticism of some cartoon jeet

>>149299224
>>149299236
MOAR

>>149299252
So you say in response to a retard that's offended by the cartoon jeet to cartoonish levels? Actually read what's going on or shut your mouth you dishonest faggot.

>>149299224
>>149299236
>>149299266
Peridot's tummy: The most kissable thing in SU that isn't Peridot's lips.

>>149299239
No they only show her face being distracted after she kicked, the humans doing what's obviously a fusion would be obvious to her. Pretending her old as wouldn't know or at the very least be confused regardless seeing them suddenly glowing is delusional. Right here >>149298961 your stupid ass pretends she can't possibly get distracted as a method of saving amethyst. Steven wouldn't need to beat jasper just keep her from smashing amethyst for a few moments while she recovers, which he could do if desperate or angry. Steven doesn't need to train to use a power he started the series with. Stevonnie didn't train with the shield before throwing it.

>>149299273
What lips?

>>149299244
Connie wasn't the only person who could be trained to use a sword and steven doesn't even need a sword when his shield is the only reason their fusion got that blow to Jasper's head. He didn't need the sword but you're pretending connie was needed to use the sword when she wasn't.

>>149299276
>NOOOO ACTUALLY STEVEN CAN SOLO JASPER BECAUSE [HEADCANON]
Steven cannot and will not save Amethyst on his own as presented by the show. Cope harder, I'm not taking you seriously.

>>149299291
Connie's the only one available in-universe and trained to use it properly, Steven would flounder since he's untrained. Steven having to handle the fight on his own is an auto failure and he would objectively not win as presented by the facts of the show. Using headcanon won't change that.

>>149299292
Steven soloed Jasper *in the show* dude

>>149299292
Steven getting power ups from getting emotional isn't headcanon, it's literally in the show. Neither is him getting out of fights by talking to people. You're a projecting loser fanboy faggot who can't handle how unnecessary connie is for the show so you pretend she's needed where she's not.

>>149299306
Not until Future when he trained his powers retard. At best, Steven's too soft and not angry enough as a kid and we know this.

>>149299310
Yes it is when trying to claim that he would magically use it to save Amethyst when any power that could stop Jasper comes from rage and rigorous training you fucking tard. Future confirmed this. Jasper cannot be talked to nor does Steven have the strength to stop her. And all those insults are just you projecting, projecting hater loser faggot. Keep crying!

>>149299305
Connie literally isn't the only one who could be trained with a sword. And the sword isn't needed because she only hits jasper because of Stevens shield. She's just some random steven met. The facts of the show show steven getting out of trouble and having plenty of power without connie.

>>149299321
Steven didn't need training to activate his powers, that's headcanon. you really are just projecting. Jasper can be distracted and she was twice in the fight you mentioned. Steven is literally a diamond hybrid and you're arguing he doesn't have power without connie. What a pathetic retard fan boy.

>>149299322
Connie is the only one Pearl, who wasn't around, taught. Steven never bothered and Pearl was more focused on bringing out Steven's shield efficiency out of her attachment to Rose. Connie objectively saved people with and without Steven as shown by feats. You have to actively make up events to try and ignore it. Stevonnie is the reason they beat Jasper, trying to make up shit doesn't change the facts of the show, loser.
>>149299335
Yes, he did. Steven awakened his "perfect form" deemed by Rebecca Sugar through training if you bothered watching Future (which you probably didn't). But you're a retard that ignores context, even in Future, Jasper downed Steven until Steven reached a new rage from years of neglected trauma. Jasper cannot be stopped in that moment and you making up scenarios doesn't change that Stevonnie was Steven's best chance at beating Jasper, saying otherwise is wrong and retarded. You're pathetic and seething massively! Hahaha.

>>149299349
No one cares about what Connie did by herself, you're arguing Steven needed her when he didn't. She's mostly using things from what Steven already has. The first episode has Steven launching his shield with extreme force so he could do it in a serious situation.
>Yes, he did.
Steven didn't get the shield used in the fight through training. Connie or stevonnie wasn't trained to use it. And its the only reason they get the final hit in on jasper. You're arguing Steven can't do basic shit he already did without connie because you're a dumbass fanboy

>>149299358
Yes he did. Connie was his best chance at defeating Jasper since a Steven that doesn't know how to use his powers can't beat her in a fight. That's a fact. You are blinded by hate to ignore an in-universe feat. You're pathetic dude.
>Through training
Steven literally got better at using and maintaining his shield through repeated usage wtf are you babbling about retard. His shield alone isn't enough to defeat Jasper but keep on coping dumbass geek. He can't and won't do shit without help. Cry harder especially when a fusion's strength is stronger than a regular gem's strength but nice job conveniently ignoring that constantly to push your shit narrative. Clown.

>>149299358
Steven also floats by accident not training. You don't need training to unlock a power for an edge in a fight, you train to perfect it. And in this case for amethyst he only needed a short amount of time. Only this conniefaggot would need this explained to them.

>>149299387
Dishonest retard. Steven's relevant fighting powers don't come until he's older with new baggage if you bothered paying attention. You are literally using headcanon and trying to state Steven would somehow unlock a Jasper beating power you pathetic cunt.

>>149299377
You're acting like she's his only chance when the show doesn't support that. The fact is he gets out of or resolves situations without connie. Fact is that shield he had from the start distracted jasper and connie didn't train with it.
>Steven literally got better at using and maintaining his shield through repeated usage wtf are you babbling about retard
The first time he manifests or uses the power its very destructive and without training retard. Training is for perfecting and he doesn't need perfection for activated powers to help in a fight where he only needs a few moments.

>>149299396
The fact is he has those abilities based on emotions even early on. That's in the show not headcanon. The shield he release in the first episode does a lot of damage despite him NEVER training with it. You're fucking stupid

>>149299406
The show states that Fusions are more powerful so yes, it does. Steven cannot beat Jasper. Babbling with headcanons is irrelevant, fucking retard. Nothing he has is enough to save Amethyst from shattering.
>>149299420
Stating that Steven would unlock a new power is HEADCANON. Especially when we've seen what power comes out when he wants to protect his family from getting hurt already, retard. It'd just be a shield, claiming otherwise is headcanon.

>>149291676
FPBP

>>149299437
Steven doesn't need to beat jasper only distract her long enough for amethyst to recover, which he does with his shield that connie has no training to use. Steven unlocking powers isn't headcanon, it's backed up by the show and is what happens. Why couldn't he unlock powers to help amethyst or use the shield he already has to distract for a small amount of time? You have no good answer for this. He unlocks his powers in a destructive way over less than protecting amethyst. You don't do possibilities well or pay attention to the show you watched.

>>149299458
Steven can literally heal cracked gems on top of this

>>149298500
It kinda was, then it was quickly ruined by pedophiles who made certain to shout it every time someone wasn't a loli.

>>149299458
Yes he does otherwise Jasper destroys him. Steven lacks the strength or power to hold her up and he tossed a shield into Peridot's face. She brushed it off instantly, it wouldn't do anything against a perfect gem like Jasper. My "answer" is that it's headcanon, complete fanfiction you have to make up that's irrelevant to the show. The fact that you need to make up an unapproved irrelevant to the show power says it all. Nice projection about yourself not paying attention to the show by the way, dumb fuck.
>>149299469
He can't heal shattered gems on his own idiot.

What are those 2 retards even losing their shit over? Post sexy gems niggaaaa

>>149299519
>Steven lacks the strength or power to hold her up and he tossed a shield into Peridot's face. She brushed it off instantly
That was the episode Friend Ship and it wasn't even a serious situation you idiot. But thanks for bringing that up as another example of his shield being able to distract someone since even in a much more lighthearted situation where no one's in actual danger, that still distracts peridot enough to be hit by the others gems chucking a giant piece of rock towards her. It hurts and stuns her even though he's not being that serious. But somehow Steven wouldn't have it in him to try harder or do more to save amethyst from being shattered because why? What exactly is your explanation bitch? That he actually DOESN'T care that much about his family? Conniefag is dangerously retarded

>>149299607
>Uhhh actually Steven can win because [HEADCANON]
Delusional retard

>>149299575
IDK, they've been going at it for quite a while now

>>149299575
They're arguing Steven needs connie to get out of or survive fights despite all the instances showing he doesn't. This fag specifically argued Steven couldn't get the diamonds to calm down and not destroy earth. Like did you see the shows ending bitch?

>>149299617
Steven doesn't have to win he just has to stun or distract them which he does with his shield even when under little to no stress. His emotions fuel his powers, you arguing otherwise is headcanon. I said multiple times it's not about winning by himself but making it through the few seconds for amethyst to come back. All you have is making up shit and denying what happened even in the episodes you mentioned. Pathetic conniefaggot.

>>149299627
That literally isn't what I said, retard but nice pathetic attempt at pretending to be a third party, Connie hating dumbass. Steven cannot stop the Diamonds if he's DEAD, you lost the plot and forgot what the debate was about, dumbass. You tried to claim Connie was completely useless, I brought up something proving otherwise then you went into a meltdown like a loser.

>>149299647
>Steven can save Amethyst completely on his own because [HEADCANON]
>"i-I'm not the one making shit up, YOU are!!!"
kek

>>149299611
Sorry if I'm wrong but are you that one Jasper anon who wanted to rewrite SU?

>>149299657
>That literally isn't what I said, retard
You said he needed connie for fighting when he gave himself up to diamonds, the show proved that's not true because he talks his way out of them attacking. You said he needed connie to save amethyst and you denied distractions would work when your own character relied on stevens distraction throwing the shield to get the final hit in. You're fucking dumb conniefag

>>149299664
All it took to save amethyst was distracting jasper who walks away at the end. And Stevens shield distracted her enough for connies sword to be effective.

>>149299680
I didn't say that. Retards like you claimed Connie didn't do anything for Steven, I gave evidence proving otherwise. It was NEVER about the Diamonds. The Diamonds got brought up in a different hypothetical you illiterate fuck. And again, I used the counterpoint of fusions being stronger than normal gems which conveniently got ignored. Loser.

>>149299697
>All it took to save Amethyst was [MADE UP NARRATIVE]
It was Stevonnie's strength that sent Jasper through the Corrupted Gem's body. Fusions are stronger, the show states this.

>>149299712
I said Connie wasn't necessary and another character could fill the role because they could. Your biggest brag about connie relies on stevens shield and his moms sword. You constantly cried about how him not obeying connie could doom the earth because the diamonds would attack you lying retard. Ignoring that steven talks then out of it like the list of other past enemies. Fusions being stronger doesn't matter when even Alexandrite can be beat in seconds. You argued topaz couldn't beat "a little girl with a sword" or connie when she was obviously struggling even before they fused.
>L-Loser
Cope retarded conniefaggot

>>149299723
If they kept Jasper's focus away from amethyst until she came back what is that called? Oh yeah it's distracting. Conniefag isn't too smart huh? Gems fused are stronger but Stevens already a diamond by himself who can throw the shield out with ridiculous force in the very first episode, the show states this.

>>149299750
That's a lot of projection in that post to try and scramble for excuses. You claimed Connie didn't do you and you feverishly rush to downplay it with pathetic headcanons. And yes, the Diamonds would go back to Earth to check on the Cluster, they wanted the Cluster regardless of Rose's status if you paid attention to the show dumb fuck. Then you brought an irrelevant point of Steven talking down Diamonds, which is irrelevant since we were talking if Steven died. And no, fusion is stronger since Stevonnie would win the fight that matters as proven by Jasper, bitch. If Steven and Connie could keep up with Topaz without being hurt then an objectively powerful fusion that beat a perfect gem could accomplish victory. And again, since your dumbass didn't pay attention to the show, Aquamarine sent Topaz to deal with Steven/Connie. She would not interfere and to state otherwise is headcanon.
>Cope
Right back at you, pathetic cunt. You're a loser.

>>149299774
>If they kept Jasper's focus
Wouldn't happen, a dinky shield wouldn't severely distract a war veteran nor successfully keep Amethyst's gem out of Jasper's hands. Steven is not agile or powerful enough to get Jasper to let go like Stevonnie was. That's a fact, dumbass.
>H-His shield can hurt
Peridot barely felt anything. Jasper wouldn't be fazed. Being a diamond doesn't mean auto damage every time, retard.

>>149299783
Steven could convince the diamonds to spare earth, this already happens in the show. You're constantly denying what happens in the show while crying about it being headcanon. No one cares if stevonnie is technically stronger when the fact is steven is already a diamond and fusions struggle against diamonds. Steven can also throw the shield with enough force to stun like in the episode you tried bringing up for help.
>Aquamarine wouldn't interfere if the fight dragged out
Because? Oh yeah headcanon. Cry moar conniefaggot.

>>149299783
*didn't do anything at all

>>149299796
It's not a dinky shield when according to the show it's a diamond shield and steven is desperate to protect amethyst. Why can't you accept these simple facts and stevens powers being fueled by his emotions? It's in the show little conniefaggot.

>>149299796
>>149299810
>Peridot barely felt anything.
That's why if you go to the episode Friend Ship she's complaining it hurts after and stays stuck in place long enough for amethyst and garnet to hit her. Conniefaggot is delusional.

>>149299802
Steven can only convince him after he realizes he's Pink Diamond and weaponizes that knowledge. Which isn't a factor in the current state of the show of the hypothetical we're talking. Your dumbass really didn't pay attention, just scrambling for irrelevant points for desperate "gotcha moments". You're ridiculous.
>Fusions struggle against Diamonds
Terrible logic when you yourself said that Steven can't control or tap into his Diamond power. His power isn't notable until Future, dumbass. But keep making headcanons how he can totally be Diamond strong against Jasper, loser. Especially when Jasper literally punches through Steven's diamond shields in Future and out brawned both attempts at protecting himself. He cannot beat Jasper as a child, get over it.
>To stun
What stun, clown? That didn't do shit.
Because Aquamarine literally sent Topaz to deal with it while she starts the ship, rewatch the episode brainless dumbass. Good on for you not pretending to be an innocent third party, you were so desperate to look good. How sad.
>C-Cry more
States the pathetic hater with tears streaming down his face.

>>149299810
>Diamond shield
Jasper punched through his shields in Future. His bubble and a raw Diamond shield. Dumb fuck, and you're the only clown that can't accept facts. Steven cannot win against Jasper and if you have to make up hypotheticals contradictory to the show, it's HEADCANON. Cry about it, dumb bitch and I won't "accept" any of your dumbass delusions. Keep coping, faggot bitch.
>>149299820
Peridot literally shrugs it off. If a weak gem like her wasn't severely damage why would a PERFECT WAR GEM be phased? She wouldn't. Idiot.

>>149299796
>>149299810
>>149299820
>>149299838
>>Peridot barely felt anything.
1:06 now that's the look and sound of someone who barely felt anything. Almost like the wind right? Conniefaggot is a shameless liar malding because their character sucks.
https://youtu.be/kyEVvRSA0XY?si=x5b6uqJF9wd2UbWt

>>149299850
Exactly, Peridot immediately went on like nothing happened with no real damage and she's not even built to be a war gem. Jasper is a perfect quartz. Steven cannot accomplish as much as Stevonnie, cry about it.

>>149299850
Connie doesn't suck, you're just salty and looking for reasons to hate her because you're still a salty bitch over an arc that she was in the right in. Keep crying, clown.

>>149299838
Yet Stevens shield already distracted jasper and it didn't even have to do damage, she just had to hold it. Again that's what stevonnie needed to get their last hit in. You're literally lying about what's in the show and you keep repeating "Steven can't win" when he only needs to distract her like he already did. Sad dumb conniefaggot.

>>149299857
Peridot got hurt and stunned as set up for another attack when Steven wasn't even being serious. Its a fact in the show his powers are fueled by emotion. All he needs for jasper is to distract her. At the end of the stevonnie fight she shrugs it off and walks away too.

>>149299871
Stevonnie kicked Jasper and stole the gem back retard. Steven cannot do that. And there's no logical way to handwave Jasper simply holding onto Amethyst's gem and smashing it mid-combat. But keep on making headcanons about how Steven's totally invincible and withstand Jasper. It's not hilarious at all! Steven cannot save Amethyst or win.

>>149299883
>The perfect quartz that punched through Steven's shields can't handle one shield toss because [HEADCANON]

>>149299896
Yet I didn't see scratches on jasper and you're saying they did all this damage. She's bitching and moving around fine. She ends the fight herself and just walks away so they can't bubble her. She gets distracted by Stevens shield. Steven can heal cracked gems and does it for lapis. So why does he need connie again?

>>149299922
Again, this is how Amethyst was saved from being shattered. Steven is not mobile or strong enough to do this. It wasn't measly distraction, a powerful fusion kicked and stole the gem with a level of nimble grace better than Steven or Connie. Because that's how fusions work retard. Without Connie to fuse with, Steven can't stop Jasper from shattering Amethyst whenever she wants. And Steven can't heal completely broken gems on his own. Dumbass.

>>149299901
When does she punch through his shield?

>>149299850
>>149299820
>>149299838
>>149299883
I gotta say that Peridot got crushed numerous times by big rocks and injectors but still walked away, she's a lot tougher than she looks (3:26)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVjIE3HNp40

>>149299931
Fragments. She punches not one shield but several that Steven launches at her during the training montage.
>>149299932
Jasper's even stronger than that since she was built for war. But also gems in general have higher durability unless they're pierced or destroyed.

>>149299929
So in the gif you show she's almost blinded with her eyes closed on top of being shocked as a distraction before the kick. And as a reminder the only reason connie connects that last hit jasper shrugs off is because of stevens shield which gets thrown before it. How do you know Steven would sit still while his family is shattered? What's the reasoning for this little conniefaggot?

>>149299945
No what's the situation and episode where she breaks the shield? Is it the same as when she fights stevonnie?

>>149299959
Nope. Her eyes were closed because Stevonnie landed a kick. Stevonnie landed one kick then another then got Amethyst's gem away in one swift emotion. Retard. Steven wouldn't sit still but again, he's not strong or well in tune with his powers enough to do anything against Jasper. That's a fact. Even a better older Steven still needed training for Jasper to not run a train on him.

>>149299932
Also 1:20 here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEOdbLERT5E
And 1:05 here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzRjRM-fkmQ

If she can walk away from these things she can definitely take a hit from a shield thrown by a child

>>149299970
I told you. Multiple of Steven's shields were punched away by Jasper in Fragments. That's an example of how Jasper doesn't fold easily to Steven just because he's a diamond.

>>149299977
Oh and she literally says "Us Peridots are tougher than we look" lmao, forgot to add that

>>149299974
*motion not emotion.

>>149299670
I'm not. You piqued my interest though, what did he say he wanted to change?

>>149291676
Steve would've ended up better if his dad wasn't a deadbeat and he just lived with him.

>>149300075
It was years ago so my memory of it isn't that good but I remember he wanted to make an SU/Warhammer 40k crossover, I used to chat with him which is why I asked

>>149300125
Ambitious man

>>149292920
He is gay, because he wants pussy while he himself is also a pussy.

>>149299974
I just checked the first episode of future and jasper says she's been training meaning she's stronger in that series than the original. But when steven goes to her they get in a fight over her calling him pitiful and his first time hitting her in pink form she goes flying back a hundred feet. So if she was threatening to kill amethyst and shit talking him like she was doing to amethyst then it makes sense based on how his powers work for him to get a boost in strength even if it's not the full pink form.

>>149298816
What is this? A game? Can I buy it anywhere?

>>149300241
NTA but damn I forgot about those posts, how are they still up kek

>>149291656 (OP)
Steven is one of them diehard romantics. He already had a girl he was interested in with Connie so he did not care. He's also really young and innocent, gem age fuckery might've caused the hormones to stall in him too.

>>149291656 (OP)
Fucking Peridot is so morally wrong. I know she's a little ball of energy, but she's not ready.

>>149300367
So much this

>>149300367
Anon she literally ships CPH characters, she knows how romantic human relationships work so all you gotta do is teach her intimacy

I love her so much. I can't believe it has almost been 10 years since Catch and Release

she cute

>>149300639
>I love her so much
Same
>I can't believe it has almost been 10 years since Catch and Release
Same

>>149291656 (OP)
Gimmie

this thread is filling up FAST oh my lord

>>149301262
i'll fill peridot fast

>>149301386
Heard it here folks, anon is a quick shot.

>>149298924
this thing has been up for almost 7 hours

>>149293218
Getting tilted this hard by a cartoon is so funny.

Peridot is the most powerful gem of all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmrOeS-r7P0

>>149298816
>>149298836
Whoa what is this?

>>149301814
God I fucking wish they actually made her metal powers strong instead of just for flying and throwing cans

I mean I guess she did poof Jasper using her powers but she's clearly capable of way more

>>149296233
Probably from the tumblrs/blogs of the crew.

>>149298816
maid pearl! hnnnnnng!
but need more peridot!

Connie should have been way angrier at Steven for this stunt. Like it's already weird to propose to someone when you're both like 16. But Steven is asking Connie to give up her physical autonomy and be a fusion to accommodate his emotional needs. Which is kinda fucked up.

>>149302372
Here's a maid Peridot

Bump

>>149303115
CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>149298611
And now those Stupid Watermelons.

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/Watermelons-561219486

>>149303179
Holy moly there's MORE?!

>>149303200
Sadly.

https://www.deviantart.com/goldy--gry/art/Tasty-Clods-550394555

>>149303205
Oh

>>149303224
God, I'd give everything to get eaten by peridot

>>149303229
I wonder if this is gonna last 7 hours too

>>149303258
Just imagining myself squirming in her stomach is orgasm-inducing

>>149303273
Was nice to meet ya.

>>149303319
It would be the best if she doesn't have a digestive system so I remain in her belly forever feeding off whatever she eats

>>149303344
She won't be Happy on having a Parasite.

>>149303416
It's consensual but even if she digests me it's literally the best way to die, digested by peridot's body

Would you impregnate Peridot even though she will die?

>>149303465
>even though she will die?
It's never been confirmed that gems have to die to give birth, Rose only gave up her form to experience being human

>>149291676
>Beat his ass

If he asked, all four would SPREAD THEIR BUTTHOLES for that boy, and THAT is a FACT.

>>149303465
If she would die then absolutely not. I just want to be a loving husband to her

>>149303755
Yeah if she absolutely cannot give birth without dying then I won't impregnate her but she's a smart gem, she could figure out how to do it and survive

>>149303465
If she would die then absolutely not. I just want to be a loving husband to her. I don't even care that she'll outlive me

>>149303802
>I don't even care that she'll outlive me
If you die and have Steven resurrect you like Lars then you'll live forever

>>149300240
>Jasper is stronger so that must be the only reason she can punch shields!
Not confirmed, so that's headcanon.
>If Jasper was threatening and shit talking the same as Amethyst
Which she wasn't. She was about to simply shatter Amethyst and Steven getting a large power boost is irrelevant and not established in the show. Steven saw his family about to die or be seriously hurt lots of times and never powered up.

>>149302554
Connie's mature and a great person that even when Steven does something super weird and out of pocket with a desire to fuse forever like Garnet, she just tells him "not now Steven :)"

>>149291656 (OP)
Would a hologram robot get anything out of sex though?

>>149291656 (OP)
Do you think Steven would use Rose's Room to realize his most degenerate sexual fantasies?

>>149304043
see >>149293227

>>149303984
connie is shit
now give me 100 (you)s

>>149304081
Connie is great
now give ME 100 (you)s

>>149304138
99 left, go faster

>>149304081
>>149304138
This thread is about to get a lot of bumps

>>149303465
>>149303487
Peridot is a certified Kindergartener. In the event she can't give you a 'literal' son, she knows a thousand ways to provide a gem for one, and an incubation method

>>149304224
Exactly what I was talking about, she's very smart and knows a lot of gem tech involving the creation of gems, she'd definitely figure it out

>>149304303
pearls too much of a cuck to be a nazi

>>149291656 (OP)
I have an important question regarding Peridot...
Are her kisses Green Apple, Lime, Kiwi, Mint, Green Tea, Pistachio, or White Grape flavored

>>149297861
A woman of normal body shape and anatomy instead of some green dwarf

>>149300450
Put your dick
BETWEEN their asses

>>149304378
It depends on her mood

>>149303438
Is not

>>149304402
Anon she's the same height as the average woman a few centuries ago (5 feet tall)

>>149304378
Lime. And anyone who disagrees is wrong

Kissing Peridot.

>>149292920
>>149293897
Brown teenage pussy is so tight. bros

>>149304634
I'd love to

>>149304634
...with tongue

>>149293952
>feel guilty for everything
Is this a symptom of being raised by a single mother? This might explain a lot.

>>149291656 (OP)
Before rewatching the whole show recently my brain had tricked me into thinking that Peridot had a rap verse in "Stronger Than You"

But I was actually just remembering this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORleNpbIYTQ

>>149304658
Steven is so lucky

>>149298821
Pearls are like The Bag Squigs of the Orcs.

>>149303965
>>Jasper is stronger so that must be the only reason she can punch shields!
>Not confirmed, so that's headcanon
She literally says she trained so she's stronger. Why bother denying this?
>Which she wasn't. She was about to simply shatter amethyst
Until she got attacked. Steven gets a large boost in the show specifically after jasper shit talks him. It wasn't intentional and he had zero training with that form before he sent her back a hundred or so feet. So yes it's established in the show for steven to get boosted in power when angry enough or dealing with Jasper talking down to him. You can watch the episode for yourself and that's what happens.

>>149305868
SEXO

>>149306728
Even if Steven couldn't take jasper himself he can fuse with anyone and there's no reason to think connie is the only one he would ever hang out with. Just a few episodes after crack the whip he fuses with amethyst. All it takes to fuse is him bonding with a person in some way and making physical contact.

>>149298500
>Its like hot coldness
Mix peppermint oil and chili pepper and see what it tastes like.

>>149307307
>All it takes to fuse is him bonding with a person in some way and making physical contact
Not even but that would be ideal unless you want malachite or the ugly thing jasper turned into after fusing with the dog. They still get a power boost.

I fapped so many times to Peridot and Lapis as a teen that I became a unironic shipfag for them.

>>149307316
That's more of a chemical heat mixed with the elemental cold. I'm talking about heat and coolness as the actual feeling or element. You can feel a cool burning sensation by touching ice, but it won't be hot like the sun's heat is.

If you put ice on your arm and hold it in the sun, one over powers the other. You'd say "I'm cold now, but I'm warming up" or "I'm hot now, but I'm cooling off". True "cold heat" cannot exist. unless the scientists have invented something spooky.

>>149307744
Peppermint oil activates nerves which relay the sensation of cold. Capsaicin activates nerves which relay the sensation of heat. Eating both at once gives both sensations at once.

>>149299224
my gallons, they're all over my laptop now.

>gems are genderless
>gives most of them curvy hips/hip dips, feminine voices and fat asses
What did Sugar mean by this?

>>149307875
Gems are artificial constructs originally made to serve some organic species. Like humans, most of that species prefers their appliances to be feminine.

>>149307875
This is one of those cases where you should just ignore what the writer says. Gems are obviously female. If Sugar intended for all of them to be genderless than she should have put that in the actual show but she didn't

>>149307947
>originally made to serve some organic species
Huh? I don't recall them ever explaining this lore. Did I miss something?

>>149307825
Perhaps I should have said "cold fire" instead? Or is that a thing, too? "Icy Fire?" Fuck you, you know what I mean. The term "safe horny" defeats each other because something that's horny can't be safe for general consumption.

>>149308036
>Did I miss something?
Sneeple. You missed Sneeple.

>>149308142
>Or is that a thing, too?
https://youtu.be/cUpv2AqbZ1E
Methane clathrate fire also exists (think ice cubes that burn).

>>149308142
>The term "safe horny" defeats each other because something that's horny can't be safe for general consumption.
https://youtu.be/ddEUWsdMBzE?t=85

I headcanon that "clod" is actually a pretty offensive slur on Homeworld, and the Crystal Gems didn't react because it's a fairly recent one.
The reason Yellow Diamond really got angry wasn't because Peridot had the gall to backtalk her, but instead because she just got called the equivalent of a nigger or faggot.

>>149305420
WOW I wanna FUCK CONNIE so FUCKING BADLY

>>149308786
>and the Crystal Gems didn't react because it's a fairly recent one.
It's probably more that it refers to individuals that act in ways that Gems are not supposed to act according to the Homeworld cultural expectations. The Crystal Gems already knew they were acting against what they were supposed to do.

>>149291806
he did FUCK pearl

>>149299224
>>149299236
moar

>>149309134
>"What's that hard lump in your trunks, Steven~?"

>>149308720
Cute Peributt
>>149308786
Well it means a piece of dirt so calling a gem that is like calling a person an ape or animal

>>149304138
(you) 3

if no one else keeps this going ill do it myself

>>149310122
I think you gotta say something bad about connie and then watch the fireworks though I'm more interested in posting Peridot butt

>>149307515
Zuke backstory?

>>149310226
kek

>>149301729
Thank you, I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not upset. If you have this impression from my comment you are projecting emotions that are not there.

What I speak is simple the truth, not as I see it, but from a objective standpoint based on the data I collected over the years. I could be wrong, but statistically speaking is close to impossible.

>>149297447
>22 hours and 35 minutes ago
Drawfriend has left us without cool Peridot art...

>>149308142
wrong
safe horny is just a retarded word for double standard shit

>>149310895
Two words*

>>149308142
>The term "safe horny" defeats each other because something that's horny can't be safe for general consumption.
True, not sure why anyone would think otherwise because if this was wrong then blue boards wouldn't exist

>>149291681
>Peridot would have let him
Are you implying that "three feminists mom figures" would think it's okay for a teenage boy to be attracted to a woman, regardless of whether she consents?

>>149311043
they don't have to know

Peridot is cute.

>>149308142
It's not that complex. It's really only supposed to be a calling out 'socially accepted' things to be horny over.

Being horny in public or media is okay, but only if it's what people want you to be horny about.

Wife

>>149311381
Peridot is SEXY

>>149312491
Preposterous.

>>149312728
hnnngh

>>149304138
(you) 4

>>149312874
Why are you replying to yourself

>>149312728
Cute AND sexy
>>149312890
Multiple personality disorder or something
I think he just wants to bump the thread without saying bump, anon

>>149312945
UNFFFFFF

>>149304081
>now give me 100 (you)s
Can't you give them to yourself?

>>149313065
Hawt

>>149304081
Indians and other Buddhists think cow dung is great so she can be both great and shit at the same time! How about that for a compromise?

>>149313132
Anon I think you might be a genius, you deserve a nobel peace prize for sure
>>149313136
Another masterpiece by Sketchabee, her Peridot design is the best

>>149312491
Video very much appropos.
https://youtu.be/w9kHlunMi9o

>>149313356
Gorgeous Peributt

>>149306728
Because it's an irrelevant assumption with no proper backing. Claiming she can only punch shields because of training has no backing. If Jasper counts as weaker then that applies to Steven doubly so then we're back at square one, retard.
>Steven gets a large boost
He got a pink form from years of repressed rage. He was angry a lot in the show and he NEVER turned pink like how he often did in Future whenever he got the slightest upset. Steven can't have a powerboost as a kid, it's unproven headcanon territory. Steven cannot save Amethyst on his own and that's a fact.
>>149307307
That's pure cope. If you have to forcibly rewrite the show then that proves Connie's presence. If she offered nothing then you could remove her and have everything play out the same. If you have to make Steven get a big fusion early at complete random with someone else then the logic fails.

ack

>>149313377
Where's the joke? This isn't funny.

>>149314355
> If you have to forcibly rewrite the show then that proves Connie's presence
The whole point is arguing a what if of connie not being there. No one is rewriting the shows actual canon but you've been arguing about a what if. IF connie wasn't with steven then someone else easily could have been with him for a fusion or boost in strength. To pretend connie is the only one steven could hang out or fuse with isn't supported by the show. Womp womp.

>>149315138
>Anon is still angry at Peridot after being bullied a month ago
Lol

>>149315272
QRD?

>>149305116
Yes.
Save a manchild today.

>>149315296
About a month ago when the new SU spin-off Lars of the Stars was announced a random dbzfag had a meltdown in one of the announcement threads, calling all SU fans transsexuals and getting baited tremendously. I think he hates Peridot specifically because she was being posted the most at the time. This led to him posting Peridot rocks and broken Dorito chips (kek) in every Peridot thread since then
You can use him for easy bumps, you don't even have to hide your bait just type some dumb shit and he'll reply anyway as long as he sees it

>>149315396
sometimes i forget how much this board hates steven universe

>>149315396
I was in that thread.
Dude had some serious issues but even that was tame compared to how much hate the show got while it was still running

>>149296162
>my girl used to serve body
What the fuck does this mean

>>149315971
It means her body used to be fuckable though I personally disagree that it's not anymore, Peridot is even more fuckable when short

>>149316001
BASED AND /SKIBIDI/PILLED

>>149316001
I'm glad I've been browsing peridot threads for long enough to experience seeing this

>>149298500
I thought safe horny referred to the “mainstream” characters you can say you’re attracted to
Think Jessica rabbit and Harley Quinn

>>149292371
>Don't worry doc, it twitched. It twitched.

>>149316975
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/safe-horny

>>149292371
Might not be a close-up but this shot is my favorite

>>149317139
HOLY

>>149317182
Cute

>this thing is now widely regarded as the hottest chracter in SU

huh?

>>149317233
>Short goblin
>Nasal voice
>Wears a leotard
>Autistic
>Big ego
>Smart
Literally all the most fuckable traits got funneled into one character and they named her Peridot

>>149291656 (OP)
I will never understand being attracted to SU characters. They're fucking ugly. I actively refused to watch the show because I hated Steven's disgusting nose and face.

So Perifags, when did you first realize that she was your waifu? Personally, "Catch and Release" was the episode she became my favorite character, and then later on in "Log Date 7 15 2" when she slowly puts on those alien shorts with the close up shot of her ass it awoke something in 13-y/o me

>>149317956
Almost immediately upon her introduction, I can't tell exactly how it happened maybe it was black magic but something about her made her my crush and to this day I still want to marry her. This Dorito might be a cognitohazard considering how she completely destroys your chances of ever fucking a 3D woman

>>149314973
So many "gem humanizations" are garbage but I love this one

>>149318177
How about this one

>>149318199
Or this one

>>149298836
>>149298816
Damn I missed these videos what were they

>>149318410
It was just porn, if you're really interested just look up the posts on desuarchive

>>149318199
mmmmmm fuck I love hot nerds

>>149318257
SHE WOULD NOT SMOKE

>>149318528
Here's another one from the same artist but Peridot doesn't smoke

>>149318556
I feel strongly that human Peridot should wear glasses

>>149305342
Lol

>>149318586
Here

>>149318616
Another

>>149299575
The world needs more Peridot pubic hair

>>149318772
She can be my boss any day

>>149318616
Perfect <3

>>149318955
How bout this

Peridot's butt.

>>149318997
Yes

>>149317233
>hottest chracter in SU
wut

>>149319066
>tp
Not even close, anon

>>149319083
which character has the MOST porn?

>>149319126
Do you mean which character in general or just in SU? If it's the latter it's Peridot but if it's the former then IDK maybe one of the forbidden horse show characters

(pic related is a meme from an earlier thread where a pearlfag tried to cheat pearl's numbers by including pearl from splatoon to try and make it look like she had more entries than Peridot, pathetic)

>>149319172
>I like 'em round, with somethin' somethin'

>>149319223
>If it's the latter it's Peridot
Damn I had no idea. PERIFAGS FTW!!!!!

>>149319312
Yeah green autism goblin has kept the title of most lusted-over SU character for quite a while now. She's just too fuckable

>>149319342
Also it's worth mentioning that Peridot is the only SU character to have their name cemented in 4chan's source code
https://files.catbox.moe/4xfi6e.png

>>149319342
The Stench of Lust is on the air.

>>149298931

>>149319501
You could always post in /sug/ on /trash/

>>149319537
True but it's not the same as a comfy Peridot thread. It was awesome while it lasted though, till next thread, Perichads

green is not a sexy color

>>149319634
Color of life and vegetation, anon.

>>149319656
I don't want to fuck plants thoughbeit

>>149319671
I guess I can't really help with that

>>>/trash/76276420
>>>/trash/76276420
>>>/trash/76276420

>>149319898
Already posted there

>>149319918
I know just informing more anons

>>149319940
Oh I didn't mean it like that, just wanted to mention it

>>149319342
and here I thought I was being unique

>>149320491
It's a good thing anon, it means there's a lot of anons you can relate to

peridot is gay

My wife

>>149320773
no, you are