/co/ horses

>>149344750 (OP)
Watching honse thread

>>149344750 (OP)

>>149344750 (OP)
This thread is suspicious...almost like it's bait for the forbidden one...

>>149344750 (OP)
the last unicorn is a personal favorite of mine, pure kino.

>>149344812
nah it'll be just fine anon

>>149344818
THAT
IS
NOT
A
HORSE

>>149344818
She just has something special.

>>149344799
Kill yourself

>>149344812
>the forbidden one
Whozzat?

supergirl's boyfriend

>>149344862
so we can say unicorns ain't to your taste.

>>149344750 (OP)
How normal are their words?

delicious

>>149345020
BUILT

>>149345030
No the last unicorn is great and you're the bum for saying she's a horse. She's a living god who existed before the first light.

>>149344812
Nah I just think this is runoff from the Nip honses

>>149345174
You'd be wrong as i made the thread after seeing altivo rail chel

>>149345237
what if chel was a horse? has anyone tried that?

>>149344750 (OP)
HUMAN FEMALES ARE BUILT FOR THE MASSIVE HORSE COCK
HOW CAN WE HUMAN MALES COMPETE WITH THAT? HORSES ARE EVEN SUPERIOR TO BBC IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>149345283
MARES ARE BUILT FOR THE MASSIVE HUMAN COCK
HOW CAN WE STALLIONS EVEN COMPETE WITH THAT? HUMANS ARE EVEN SUPERIOR TO BZC IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>149345030
the thing norms cannot confront is that horses have physiological sexual signals similar to humans. You've got big muscular asses and legs in your face all day. Big beating eyelashes. They're domesticated animals so they're personable with humans. You ride them for hours and hours and take care of them every day. You're physically connected to the horse as you ride it. If it likes you it acts different.
It's not possible to not form a deep relationship with a horse you're interacting with all the time.
Now also they have huge genitals sticking in your face whenever you're around them. And if youre riding horses out into the wilderness you are confronted with constant opportunities to do w/e without ever being caught. There's a reason why we have these cowboy legends and songs about horses.
>I never asked to be a horse fucker
No one does. They walk into the horse life fully expecting such feelings could not happen, and when they do they have no psychological defense. It's never
>whoa. for a second that horse ass looked like a real nice sexy ass from that angle. Better watch myself
it's
>Whoah oh my god that hrose is beautiful. it's special. my feelings come from a place of validity and arent just impulses firing.
This dude just needed sunglasses so he could scope horse pussy without the rancher discovering he could trick this kid into free labor.

>>149344862
>>149345145
I dunno, she looks like any old mare to me

>>149345354
SOME MAGICIAN YOU ARE!

>>149345121
r/unexpected

I always found Jolly Jumper from the early 2000 Lucky Luke show strangely handsome as a kid.

>>149345283
Penis size fantasy is a male obsession

>>149345324
More about how humans can induce orgasm by intent, which most female animals(also human females) never experience irl. It's not nessesary to successful impregnation.

>>149345283
HUMAN MALES ARE BUILT FOR THE VICELIKE HORSE CUNT
HOW CAN WE HUMAN FEMALES COMPETE WITH THAT? HORSES ARE EVEN SUPERIOR TO TAP IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>149345425
From what i've seen, and heard from real life zoofags, horses are quick shots that fuck for literal seconds. All the special buttons are at the front of the horse pussy just like they are on human women.
Human's ability to touch is our super power. It's how we tame all wild beasts.

https://www.youtube.com/@WildManesSeries

https://www.youtube.com/@UnicornAcademyOfficial

>>149345283
You reminded me of something I learned from a Centaurwold thread. So stallions are quickshots, this happens because horses often needed to be as they were vulnerable out in the open, so they would often jump mares, fuck, nearly die cause the mares would often kick them back, and run off after a minute cause all they need is a little stimulation to cum. So farmhands needed stallions to live cause they're expensive as fuck and mares are picky. So they discovered that mare vaginas aren't stimulated inside, most of their sensory bits are on the rim of the vagina, all it took is a little human hands to gently stimulate the mare to the point of "I can't do anything just make me cum already" then they'd let the stallions finish inside without risk. These mares would often start connecting the farmhands to being pleasured so they would start becoming attached to the farmhands, in love with them. This is because we essentially turned what was a traumatic, barely stimulating experience into knee-bending, mind numbing action.

>>149345508
So you're saying /mlp/ is onto something?

>>149345508
It's surprising how quickly this thread became about horse fucking
>>149345558
Don't mention the forbidden.

>>149344818
>>149344833
>>149345020
>>149345174
>>149345354
>>149345505

>>149345493
Filly Funtasia too, though that could easily be mistaken for the forbidden show.

>>149345600
>the forbidden
Exodia?

>>149345030
Skimmed it, but I suppose the one bright side to horsefucking as opposed to other forms of bestiality, is that a mare can probably barely even feel it. At least it wasn’t a cat.

>>149345838
>a mare can probably barely even feel it.
On the contrary. Due to how marebits are structured, along with their immense control over their vaginal muscles, mares are capable of feeling every bump and ridge of human dick. They can actually wind up addicted to human men.

>>149345020
hear me out fellas...

Horses are stupid as shit, ugly as shit, and smell like the mountains of shit they shit out. Horsefuckers have shit taste

Yall aint posting many horses...

>>149345144
>>149345612
>>149345943

>>149345493

>>149345612
assumes the position

Only OGs will get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOpX8tmiUI

>>149346137
I was expecting a cyriak video.

>>149345954
Stop projecting

>>149345600
>It's surprising how quickly this thread became about horse fucking
Is it?

>>149345508
A very rational procession of events. Since antiquity, the lonely animal handlers in charge of the fulltime care of our beasts of burden/food/fiber were getting sexually stimulated as part of normal legitimate animal care taking practices. Naturally they were fucking the animals.

>>149346660
Just look at the mares anon

>>149346697
Nah, i think I'll go to bed, I'm fillying a little hoarse

>>149345934
vanillas shouldnt read something like this and immediately go
>this is all the crazed rationalizations of a horse fucker trying to convince himself and us what he's doing isn't wrong.
The reality is that animals are incredibly stupid, highly impulsive, and sexually promiscuous.

>>149345600
the thread was about horse fucking since the OP

>>149346767
Lies and slander

>>149346788
Truth and facts

>>149346816
I think altivo was just funny
https://youtu.be/MUba6_d8-NA?si=g18mAxx3sZ9dU6b3

>>149345508
Another anon explained that very thing ages ago

>>149346900
This whole thread is propaganda from the forbidden

>>149346920
I like cartoon horses
I also like the those who cannot be named
They hit different. The super abstract designs with the anime cat head faces. Fanart may go one way or another, but their initial appeal is more like a cloud of floating shapes that are all little "familiarity" signals. The little nose and mouth, big huge sparkly eyes with big flapping eyelashes, Bouncy round bodies.
It is a stand alone complex.

>>149344750 (OP)
A thread about equines on /co/. What could go wrong?

>>149345174
Gold Ship is a cool guy.

>>149346900

>>149345505

>>149347271
RIGHT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE

>>149345508
thought I was on /an/ for a minute

>>149345508
WTF did I just read

Quality thread

>>149347313
>gif with black bars
next level incompetence

>>149346357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vo4ruhSp5M

>>149345508
>>149346900
you'll never learn this on Nat Geo!
>>149347741
lol

Would technically consider them horses, but for 3 “SUPER HEAVY, DUPER ANNOYING SUMOS!”

>>149345030
Im not reading that lil bro

>>149344910
https://youtu.be/GmvmlEtOLUg

>>149344916
Where's krypto?

>>149348022
...I agree and just noticed now, genuinely ashamed of myself.
I got sloppy by not posting here for a year.

>>149347667
Die out
https://ponerpics.org/2065473

This thread's getting DANGEROUS

>>149345250
Conventionally attractive horse

Snowball was kino

>>149347548
>not having Potoooooooo in there

>>149348854
Cool horse

>>149344818
Great fuckin' movie. Beagle 4 lyfe

>>149344750 (OP)
I still remember despising Stallion of the Cimarron when I watched it in theatres as a kid
I hate horses now

>>149350182

>Waaah waaah I need my crybaby rule
>..Oh wait these ones are fine.
You bowed to a bowl cut canadian.

>>149348084
Forget the horse. Gimme the lowdown on the foreground.

>>149345174
I love this dumbass horse really much

>>149346137
>futuresmartcar.gif

>>149344818
>>149344833
>>149345354
>Mare? MARE? I? A HORSE? Is THAT what you take me for? Is THAT what you see?

>>149350242
Source? Reverse image searches are nuked and searching the shit at the bottom gives me nothing.

>>149345508
>>149346900
Hold the fuck up you are telling me all that fucking schizophrenic rambling from zoofags in the forbidden board about mares being made for human dick or whatever is actually fucking real??? I thought it was just pathetic coomer speak

>>149350909
Turn to the mare side, Anon

>>149350909
...reality is often scarier than fiction.

>>149350182

>>149350182
>PETAH, THE HORSE IS HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IsYf_0UGLE

>>149348051
>not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70aTFFxIox8

>>149344750 (OP)
I love horses

>>149351505
YMS?

>>149344750 (OP)

Jannies can kiss the darkest part of my white ass.

>>149351832
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!

>>149345838
If there's any brightside to this "interest" it's that horses can pretty easily mame or kill anything it doesn't want near them. Their kicks can come out faster than you can blink, and all it takes is one to land in the perfect spot and you're done. And that's just 1 kick. God help you if it keeps going.

>>149345020
That part of the reprise of Everybody Wants to Be a Cat when she shakes her butt is amazing

>>149345350
Like on a side note that can be slightly related to this, no other animal on this planet, not even dogs have experienced what horses have gone through with us.

They're the animals responsible for building and maintaining the greatest empires this planet has ever seen. They can build such a strong relationship with people, they're on the same pedestal as the warrior that rode them across nations.
We valued their reliability but also loyalty as there are countless tales of a horse bringing a unconscious or even dead rider back to his homeland that was hundreds of miles away. This is mutual understanding, we might not communicate them vocally but we can understand them emotionally as so do they. This is why so many horses form such human-like bonds with us, albeit it respect, friendship or even love.
Horses are the mens true best friend in this world as it helped humanity build civilization and appreciate life even more.

>>149351832
HOLY FREAKIN BASED LOIS

>>149350909
Ever heard of Mr. Hands?
He died because of internal bleeding because the horse cock was like a iron rod piercing the organs, and the ejaculation is so fast it can tear flesh.
The horse anatomy adapted as to not die while copulating because that's counter-intuitive. What's inside of a mare vagina is mostly scar-like tissue that doesn't have a lot of sense receptors. While in the vulva and hindquarters, there's literally what's called hypersensitivity where mares can get erratic due the sensation and that's where they get most of the pleasure from.

You motherfuckers might think I am making shit up but read it for yourself.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0737080606006320
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/veterinary-science-and-veterinary-medicine/cervix
https://thehorse.com/1125112/common-stallion-reproductive-disorders

>>149351832
Swallow lead you fucking subhuman

>>149353434
I'm sorry they put you in the special ed class Lee. You had some developmental issues but you obviously weren't retarded, and I can't imagine what that kind of situation would do to a young man's confidence. It's all just another brick in the wall, man....

>>149353556
Drown in acid

>>149353597
>Screen Shot 2014-11-11
I respect the dedication big dog

>>149351505
Hot

>>149345250

>>149353383
>i tried to forget…
>thanks for reminding me…..

Horse pussy

>>149345279
>what if chel was a horse?

>>149355141
>chesttits

>>149355141
TFniggers? In my /co/ horse thread?
It's more likely than you think.

>>149346920
it really is
>t. lurking

>>149345508
this is just a copypasta at this point

>>149354791
>Seductive nickering

>>149345174
>the Japanese idea of a sexy horse is a human girl with horse ears and a tail
I'll never understand why Japan has the reputation for being weird. They have the most normalfagish tastes I've ever seen.

>>149345508
>>149355747
>new greentext unlocked

>>149356106
go to any hentai page and write goto-beido on the searcher.
or look for mare-holic.
or shuma lover.
you'll enter a fascinating world...

>>149356379
Now do that for anime.

>>149355189
Read that as TF triggers. In context sounds like some sort of ASMR RP. Or some really weird Roy Rogers slash.

>>149357214

>>149344750 (OP)
Ex-commie horse best horse.

>Open thread
>Expect cool horse things
>Pic related instead
I need to tone down my expectations.

>>149350839
https://zstxkn.com/tempGallery/piwigo/index.php?/category/3

>>149351968
Indeed. The mare is consenting to w/e is happening merely by not murdering whoever's doing it while they stand in her perfect murder zone. Norms just cannot confront the reality that brainless animals are all stupid sluts who only need physical stimulation to get on board.
Like do you think the horse is thinking
>ew a human is touching my private parts. how untoward. I have deep moral concerns with this activity. Help! I'm being molested! Someone save me! It's giving me PTSD! I need horse therapy!!!
No they're thinking
>chew chew chew, !!! cum cum cum

>>149345934
I remember this pasta.
I think there even was a diagram.

On the one hand I feel I should post some actual /co/ horses. OTOH I should point out again that there's surprisingly littler R34 of the actual horses from this.

>>149358215
That's a shame you have
>horses as ferals
>horses as anthros
>humanized horses
I bet there's a lot of fanfiction though.

>>149357610
Yeah, this was 100% on you.

>>149346089
YJK, that first girl.

>>149357610
Be thankful that no one has posted the horse girls from Craig of the Creek

>>149357598
her old haircut was better though, I don't like the hair loopy

>>149358428
I think the later haircut was actually superior.

>>149358277
what about
>horsified humans

>>149346137
this had better be Chacarron Macarron
>
hell yeah

>>149344818

I was lucky enough to see this one at a local theater a few years ago. It's a good story and she's a real beauty.

>>149356379
She looks rather shy...

>>149358999
She is which is cute

>>149358215
>surprisingly littler R34 of the actual horses from this
They should have the horses and girls merge into a centaur form.

I regret making this thread

>>149359570
Liar

>>149346900

Of coarse /k/ would know about this topic. That's gun owners for you.

>>149359700
/k/'s not the only board that knows

>>149357879
Disappointing, but thanks.

>>149358277
Yeah, the few feral pics are mostly either male or marecock.

>>149360403
then again, maybe the girls could turn into horses so they can be with their beloveds

>>149358999
she makes my heart flutter

>>149360672
Imagine an episode where the girls catch a werewolf-like curse, one after the other being infected as the seams on their riding outfits start to pop, seats of their pants straining as their new tails burst out from their waistline...

>>149359700

>>149361295
i imagined it. that's fucked up bro

>>149362686
You're not imagining it right!!

>>149361295
>>149362709
I'm also imagining it. Not the TF shit, just the female horse part

>>149362725
Nigga how do you get to the female horse part WITHOUT the tf- shit??

>>149362752
You know female horses exist naturally, right, Anon?

>>149362805
Yeah, when you use magic to turn a woman into one

>>149362844
Anon, you don't even need to bother with human women. You can go find a girl horse RIGHT NOW

>mfw this whole thread

>>149356379
what's he doing
>>149359025
>Ahh horse butt
oh lawd

Horses are weird

Kiss mares.

>>149364343
I knew kappa mikey was OUR HERO for a reason

>>149358999
>>149361235
Shut the FUCK up

>>149347548
>ohnoitsmymotherinlaw
Actual genius when you think about the commentary.
>ohnoitsmymotherinlaw coming round the outside!
>ohnoitsmymotherinlaw giving chase!
>coming into the final stretch now ohnoitsmymotherinlaw, ohnoitsmymotherinlaw, ohnoitsmymotherinlaaaaaaw!

>>149353301
This is what I've been saying for a while. Horses are man's best friend, I love dogs but dogs are just our best slaves. Horses are proud creatures, they will die before submitting, a Horse's friendship, respect and love means a huge deal

>>149361822

>>149361822
/k/ is hornier for does than even /an/ is

>>149364790
no matter how much time passes the deer shit always gets me

>>149365035
>when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth

>>149364934
have another one
>>149365039
horse names get pretty Wild
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
his offspring's names are full of potato puns

>>149365218
>nightshade, son of potato
Jesus, that's a great fucking name for a horse

>>149358215
I randomly started watching Horseland the other day.
>the only girl with a stallion
You just know.

>>149365312
I used to work with video for the Swedish Trot & Gallop Company (ATG). the names were often very silly. Lord Sauron who won one game was probably among the least silly. I mean look at this

>>149365974
Tag yourselves, I'm Innovation Love

I hate this board

>>149344750 (OP)
An absolutely normal horse.

What's going on in this thr

Donkey

>>149365974
you're right, these ones are hilarious too.
i mean
>robert bergh
the owners must have been drinking for that one

>>149365974

>>149361822
>/k/
Yeah that adds up. Still not as bad as the skinwalker one.

>>149368807
What, somebody caught and fucked a skinwalker too?

>>149367962
What is this from?

>>149369999
The fearless four.

https://youtu.be/aIDK_xEJIbE?si=UT_6iD-yRUgQjsry&t=2809

>>149347741
>image
Pre-historic classic

Wait a minute...
this isn't /mlp/
KEK

>>149370401
THE FORBIDDEN ONE!

>>149344750 (OP)

>>149370401
well...it isn't far off either.

>>149370704
Now that's degenerate.

>>149370704
>Boco is in this
I don't know what I was expecting

>>149370704
kill them

>>149370704
I miss the excitement in their posts. Nowadays if you show any enthusiasm for a new show you get called a shill or faggot.

>>149370704

>>149353383
Mr hands fucked the horse several times though

pay attention kids, you'll be learning a lot about the art of horsefucking.

>>149370704
Kill them

>>149370704

>>149370704
Kill them

>>149370704
I wonder what anonymous 20449133 said to himself afterwards

>>149376139
Would.

>>149370704
Anons are being genuine, having conversations and making genuinely funny jokes.
>2010
Fuck me I've stayed on this hellhole too long. The last genuinely funny thing /co/ did was that fucking Le Poisson thread.

>>149344750 (OP)
>rape

>>149344750 (OP)
>sexually provocative image dot jaypeg
irrelevant time wasting question

>>149376293
>The last genuinely funny thing /co/ did was that fucking Le Poisson thread.
The drawthread where the Jackie Lynn Thomas spamanon was pretty kino, though.

Sometimes when I'm galloping... on the road at night... I see another horse coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn quickly, head-on into the oncoming equine. I can anticipate the crash. The sound of whinnying from shattered bones. The... blood slowly pouring from our bodies.

>>149370704

>>149365974
>>149368376
>björn goop

>>149377694
Man, i kinda miss Horse.
Has MegaDong been doing anything since CW ended?

>>149345350
>>149357922
>norms
NORMALFAGS
IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SAYING "FAGGOT" THEN PLEASE >>>/r/EDDIT

/mlp/ here
I decided to check how our sister board is doing and you didn't disappoint

>>149377733
I know she wants to make a prequel series about Zulius, but I have no idea if it's actually off the ground

>>149351968
Snoot

>>149378136
faggot

>male in all other media
>female in Moon Girl

>>149377035
>rape

>>149377694
>>149365974
>naming your kid Bear Cum

>>149370704
kill them

>>149344750 (OP)

>>149370704
kill them

>>149370704
kill them

>>149345934
The centaur chapter was such a let down in Ishuzoku Reviewers. Mangaka got everything wrong about horse pussy.

>>149379303
Can't believe they made her an slut for man cock

>>149377035
This style is surprisingly good!
So many mare variations for every taste!.

>>149350909
Nobody's going to laugh at you for beeing a horsefucker they know you're packing heat

>>149357610

>>149345934
Dunno about that, but I can attest that it takes very little to get horses from either sex going

unrelated post

>>149370704
kill them

>>149345508
>So they discovered that mare vaginas aren't stimulated inside, most of their sensory bits are on the rim of the vagina
Kind of like with human women but not enough men know that.

>>149370704
/co/ was good once. /co/mrads would actually watch cartoons, and actually talk about them.

>>149384963
Human women have the A-spot which is really deep

Are there any femanons here that ||are horsefuckers? C-can you tell me about your desires?||

>>149385369
>pedocord spoiler

>>149385392
>He says in a bestiality horsefucker thread

>>149385412
>He thinks jacking it to cartoon horses is worse than child rape
Normalfags...

>>149370704
kill them

>>149385369
>"please write goon material for me, a discord tourist"

>>149370704
kill them