MAN OR MONSTER!!

Hulk will SMASH!!!

The results are in: the last thread was officially won by GODOFHOPEtos!

>>149483643
CANON! Gokek, Sissymon, and Shartsura lost

OH NO, KRATOS! LOOK OUT!!!

>Dear Anon,
>Quit smoking.
>your HERO
Signed CHADULK

GODvelCHADS, DCbros and TRUE heroism won in the last thread.
MHAsissies lost.

>>149483587 (OP)
It will be a tie :3

FUARKING FUARKITY FUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKKK

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!

Holy FUCK SHITtos and CapeTRASH got GAPED last thread

Who let Raj out of his cage last thread?

Bismallah, Goku...

>>149483710
fucking why?

>>149483683
KEKtosbros...

>>149483710
He had a happy ending after Batkek lets see how it goes
>>149483727
...said the coping Gokek, Ashitra, and Sissymonbro

>>149483694
TRUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!
>>149483727
....in my delusional tranimefag mind.

Could your hero satisfy this?
https://youtu.be/g9etpLFCvi4

>>149483587 (OP)
Lizard is bigger therefore stronger. When two unga bunga monsters clash it all comes down to weightclass. I’m sorry Hulk bros it’s just the law of nature.

>>149483694
>that filename
CAAAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNN!

>>149483694
Godzilla's victim is speaking.

>Deku: "You are Spider-Man no longer"
>Miles: "I never was"

What's his best match up?

I'm just gonna say what no one here has the balls to say
they sent us to Iraq to look for WMDs, while Godzilla was RIGHT there the whole time. Proof anime was a psy-op to make us ignore the Japanese menace!

>>149483755
My hero is a rapist.

>Godzilla:"Aarrgh Uak Grrough"
>Hulk:"I never was…"

>>149483813
There's Kaminabros here? Kind of fucked up of him to fuck Yoko infront of his lil bro

>>149483813
Who is your hero?

>>149483694
It's funny how they gave up when the CapeCHADS were posting scenes showcasing their HEROES doing HEROIC things out of empathy, while MHAcucks didn't. Goes to show that all their so called "heroes" are aura farming FRAUDS looking for the next paycheck.

*Godzilla stabs Hulk through the chest with his sword, and closes his eyes. Godzilla kneels down calmly as he impales a dying Hulk to the floor by the blade*
"You are a Monster no longer."

Kino...

>>149483710
Lex Luthor victim

>>149483844
Fuark Godzilla was TEACHING Hulk...

>There's going to be a multi-thread wide meltdown in the aftermath of Hulk VS Godzilla no matter who wins

Since we're talking about Kaijus, who's your favorite kaiju?

>>149483868
Hulk WILL win.

>>149483867
teaching Hulk to be a better man...Fuark why couldn't Hulk just learn from Godzilla? Godzilla didn't want to kill him until he was forced to...

KINGzilla...

>>149483868
The death doesn't need to be bloody or brutal, just muh big boom explosion is enough

*Hulk penetrates Godzilla through the chest with his fist, and closes his eyes. Hulk kneels down calmly as he impales a dying Godzilla to the floor by his fists*
"Your nuclear reign of terror... Is over."

Kino...

Who is the bigger statement abuser. Hulk or Godzilla?

>>149483929
Godzilla by far

>>149483927
FUUUUUAAAARRRRKKK CHADULK WAS TEACHING GODZILLA!

>>149483943
teaching Godzilla to be a better man...Fuark why couldn't Godzilla just learn from Hulk? Hulk didn't want to kill him until he was forced to...

>>149483869
Gigan

>no one brought up miles referencing the OG Spider-man vs Batman DB finish
>What killed Bruce was not even worth mentioning with Deku
Deku>>>>>Batman (even with the Hellbat)

>>149483968
BatGOD would gape Decuck.

.

>>149483867
>>149483943
what if they refuse to learn

When people say a character can "solo their verse" do they only mean that character is the strongest in their own universe or do they mean that character could fight the rest of their own universe at the same time and win?
Just because these aren't mutually exclusive doesn't mean there isn't a big difference between the two definitions.

>>149484004
Could also mean they could fight the rest of their own universe in a series of sequential 1v1s and win.

>>149483755
My HEROINE Galacta could kick her ass.

>>149484004
Mostly the later
>>149483992
They are better men so that's impossible

>>149484004
If I mesnt strongest I'd just say strongest. Yes, GOATjo solos all of JJk

>>149484004
I usually take it as can take on every character from their verse at once but I think most people consider it like
>Can beat any individual character from their verse 1 on 1 with ease

.

>>149484034
>galacta
loses to my cock
>pic rel

>>149483736
New episode came out and we forgot to lock the door

>BatGOD would g-ACKKK!!!

Could your hero pass it...? Mine simply can NOT...

>>149484004
It means when a character from another franchise can fight everyone from the opposing one and win.

>>149484058
Decuck would job to those characters btw.

>>149484058
gee tony, how come you get to kill bruce twice?

>052

>>149484058
CHADku would no diff all these characters btw

Do we know how many episodes are left this season/year? Cause I think we're almost out of confirmed matchups

>>149484106
Nobody mentioned Goku though?

>096
>>149484108
So far
>Genshin vs Traveler
>Ruby vs Maka
>Ash vs Yugi
>Gru vs Megamind
>Light vs Columbo
There's quite a bit left

>>149484058
I think Deku would take put B panther same way he did Miles. They have very similiar builds.

>>149484115
Him too!

>123

>>149484123
Other then Genshin and rubyvmaka the rest seem like fun matchups

SUPERMAN. VS. GOKU. 4!

>take put

you know if Aquaman with his magic hand fought Savage Hulk could he just beat him by curing Bruce's mental problems?

Bring me...the Teen Team...the Guardians of the Globe...Superfriends Aquaman...and DCAU Superman!

Godzilla scales to basketball. Hulk has no chance.

>>149484052
>>149484096
>>149484123
>>149484153
two dudes that don't like Kratos have a fight where nobody wins

>>149483710
Why did they bring him back?
He was happy
He had his girlfriend back
He touched grass

>>149484186
>Teen Team
Eve and Robot could genuinely beat him

>>149484165
I don't like Light vs Columbo but yeah. If it's episode 200 idk what to say

>Deku would btfo Batman Beyond too
>Bruce vs All Might btw

>>149484055
YUP YUP.

>>149483929
Godzilla
His big wincons are dependent on if they accept statements from ONE of the writers of Godzilla in Hell and how they interpret Ultima's math babble if they accept it as valid to begin with

>>149484219
All might would never do that. Probably would use Rhode Island smash and knock him out

>>149484219
So is bruce supposed to be the knock-off batman or allmight?

DCHADS and MHAGODS? Yep, these are the SLAYERS of SHARTvel.

Like Whatsapp danger

>Tony beat Lex
>Tony beat Bruce
Can he beat Cyborg too?

>>149483990
.

>>149484270
Kratos was his teacher...
but sometimes the student does not want to learn from those who know better...

>>149484219
>>149484250
>MHAsissy cope
>hiding behind DCHADS after getting BTFO

>>149484270
this is how Godzilla is gonna kill Hulk btw.

>>149484242
>So is bruce supposed to be the knock-off Batman
High level Wayne tech detective skills at work

>from those who know better...

>>149484270
>Spoilers for GODzilla vs Hulk

>>149484305
Yup KINGtos has character development. SLOPsura cries like a bitch and gets another power up

>Godzilla has no love interest and is too big for any of Hulk’s
What will the cuckposters do!?

>>149484317
can't wait for Godzilla to pull out his divine sword, strike down Hulk with one blow while barely trying, then solemnly say in perfect English how he should be a better man.

>>149484250
We don't associate with child soldier rearing societies here buster.

>>149484305
this guy was getting in his way when the entire world's freedom was at stake. That makes him culpable for being thrown out the way so Kratos can free the world.
The DLC went further into explaining this. Kratos did no wrong where his hand was not forced.

>Yup KINGtos has character development. SLOPsura cries like a bitch and gets another power up

it's like this shit is on loop with the same posts and same responses

>>149484270
These threads have made it impossible to look at NuKratos design and not laugh.

>>149484333
Based.

>>149484355
There's like 50 people left on this website

>>149484361
it was already a shitty design compared to normal Kratos

>>149484361
...at his enemies for not respecting such a WISE and NOBLE man

>>149484355
Asurabros are actually satanic AIs, exposed by a KINGtos SCHOLAR

>>149484325
What about Mothra?

>>149484333
TRIPS OF TRUUUUUUUUTH

>>149484361
If laughter helps you become a better man then Kratos will bare your laughter to teach you.

>>149484376
this. Indians do not have enough computers to carry a fanbase that's why all of Asura's fans are bots

>>149484333
Trip confirm.

>>149484221
FUCK. Forgot image.

>>149484266
Could he beat Whatsapp Invincible?

>>149484361
Because it isn't possible to not laugh at STREET LEVEL SUB-MOUNTAINtos

>"...What the heck is a license and why does he need one to beat up bad guys?"

>>149484402
YUP!

>>149484378
What ABOUT Mothra?

>>149484333
>trips of truth
MHAcucks lost yet again!

>>149484305
this guy (who was canonically confirmed to be Asura) is a monster no longer.

>>149484333
>>149484408
Deku would arrest these two for unlawful heroics and he would be right for it.

>>149484413
S-stop...please...my son could see this...

>>149483929
Hulk. All he does is scream he's the strongest there is.

>>149484408
>DERANGEDku
>caring about beating up bad guys

>>149484413
You weren't supposed to post this...................

>>149484408
>"D-DON'T QUESTION THE LAW YOU HECKIN CHUDARINO!"

-Izuku Midorya yet again.

>>149484425
The law? You think the law works her-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Bribes the entire legal system with wife's money

>>149484413
Fuark the devs knew KINGtos likes to avoid unnecessary destruction. MONSTERsura is a violent "man" who thinks destruction is "strong"

>>149484417
That's Godzilla girl

Oh shit Invincible just showed up at the Shibuya incident! He should actually be able to stuff here!

I tried to be a Better Man like my spiritual liege Kratos, but I am too tied to my petty resentment and CANNOT let go...

>>149484460
he didn't seem so strong when he couldn't even damage Kratos and Kratos oneshotted him.

>>149484425
Decuck wouldn't be able to do jackshit to CHADku and SuperGOD.

>KINGtos likes to avoid unnecessary destruction

>>149484479
they will teach deku to be a better man...

>>149484474
That is because a savage monster like Asura can NEVER defeat a symbol of hope like Kratos

im a cuck

>>149484484
She killed millions, This was revealed in a little known dev interview.

>>149484500
congratulations anon

>>149484425
That's not how it works Tony go back to deciding how many sentinels it would take to police New York

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149484500
We already knew that, MHAbro.

>>149484510
thanks. should i also mention i am a simonbro or is that obvious?

>>149484505
Me am ESL asurabro me don't care about facts o even words. Me HATE LORE!!!

>>149484505
>She killed millions
Of sperm, yes.

>>149484490
>Clark and Goku make Deku be a farmer

>>149484500
Every Marvel and DC character...

>>149484515
nah

>>149484484
There is factually no way to pass through Poseidon's mystical temple without a human sacrifice, and also bedding the enemy and profiting off his murder makes you culpable. Kratos was right to defeat her and this is explained to you in the DLC.

>>149484500
We know, Simon.

Yes, she solos whatever your favorite verse is.

>>149484539
>deletes game
>unplugs computer
>throws it out into the ocean
What now bitch?

>>149484539
that's a boy. It possesses the male main characters' body one way or the other

>>149484515
I thought you were an Asurabro. Unless you are both

>>149484523
>Class 1-A gets taught actual skills and not to be crybabies
Based.

>>149484539
My hero would teach Chara good morals.

>>149484555
Holy kek gotem

>>149484566
all we simonbros are also mhabros and asurabros, that's because our slop is so incredibly predictable that these same lazy tired play by plays are found in all these generic gunks fed to the lowest common denominator of brainless shonenshit consumers such as we.

>>149484539
>Batter victim
More like she solos his verse's undies, in the laundry room

Time to claim his 3-0 crown by banishing Hulk to the Ozone of Losers

>>149484555
w-well once Chara gets into Deltarune then she'll still exist on the internet!

>>149484578
NGL I always thought he looked absolutely zooted here.

>>149484539
>She

>"Y-You are under arrest."
>"This is the fifteenth time this week you have tried to arrest Hulk, broccoli haired boy. Please fuck off."
>flicks Deku away with his pinky

>>149484598
GODzilla BROly DOOMsday...the ULTIMATE TRIO

>>149484539
She gets cat called by Neo

>>149484607
that's his face after he lasered off a long thin strip of Goku's skin, rolled it up as a rizzla, and slonked a fat doobie of Kryptonite Green

>>149484615
CANON!!

>>149484607
He just looks smug as fuck to me
>>149484615
I know Decuck was annoying you but murder might've been to far

>>149484622
FUARK! The Three Beastly Kings!!!!

>>149484598
Has Hulk really not won ANY Death Battles so far?

>>149484643
He's only been in two and he lost both.

>>149484643
he won our laughter when Doomsday literally beheaded him by just grabbing his head in one hand and plucking it off.

Ness?
One-shotted.

>>149484643
H-Hulk will get a pity win...SOON...r-right? Right? They wouldn't let him lose against THREE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS in a row...RIGHT?

>>149484201
>Why did they bring him back?
I assume because they wanted to make modern stories where he's a good guy, considering that's how he originally was, they're bringing him back to basics.
He seems happier now.

>>149484643
He is currently the president of the Oxygen Club, this next battle will be his promotion to Ozone.

>tfw you can’t use your multiversal strength to lift up or break a gate and need to gore a woman to pieces to move forward
KINGtos… please teach me your ways…

>>149484664
Nooooo! that has NEVER happened to any overwanked death battle idol before! 3 losses in a row? Preposterous!

>>149484674
yummy feet
i am a simonbro

>NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA WORK ON A FARM GOKU SAMA AND SUPERMAN DONO! THIS ISN'T FAIR! I HATE YOU BOTH AND I WANNA GO BACK TO U.A.! I DON'T WANNA LEARN HOW TO GROW VEGETABLES OR OTHER USEFUL SKILLS!
>*starts crying and throwing a temper tantrum*

>4th Wall? Yep, I can punch right through that.

>>149484690
Damn if only Superman didn't have Acid resistance feats, she could have stopped him

>>149484680
At least it was three different versions of Goku (GT, Movie, Heroes) against Death Battle's golden child.

>>149484690
i'm sorry Mina but it's time you learned about the Real Heroes of this nation. The farmers who grow the food you cityfolk need to eat every day.

>>149484693
SuperCHAD PRIME?! AIIIIIEEEEEEE DON'T SOLO MY VERSE

>>149484709
Four with Goku Black.

SUPERGODS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. OUR BOY BACK. I REPEAT. OUR. FUARKING. BOY IS BACK. BATKEK STATUS?

>>149484674
Fuark Kratos was broken that this woman died. With this death he vowed to become better. Jeetsura would probably cry saying he's a weak cuck and somehow everyone would be magically revived and he gets a new form, never facing a real challenge

NINE HUNDRED.
MILLION.
INFINITE MULTIVERSES.

>>149484539
>mindrapes you

>>149484693
I like how happy he seems now, seems like that time away from comics did him some good.

>>149484722
Simon...

>>149484730
Technically same body but completely different soul and Vegeta called him out as not being worthy of the body. Plus the manga version does make it pretty clear Zamasu's soul was merging with the body and changing it on a cellular level so whether or not it would genetically count as Goku's anymore is questionable.

>>149484643
he beat Juggernaut in DBX

>>149483710
>>149484732
Markbros....I'm shaking...

>>149483727
CANOOOOOOOOON!

I just saw Invincible get his ass beat by a fish. His ass is not too strong for Deku. The Invincible agenda has robbed us of an actually good match up!

>>149484732
BatmanDAMN is that Fu's future opponent?!

>>149484732
>BATKEK STATUS
Still stuck in Fortnite

>>149483727
Nothing but facts in this post, KEKtos the below mountain level LOSER and TROONmics the pozzed LGBT literal cuckold slop took yet another loss at the hands of CHADro CHADmes and CHADnime.

POWER!! GET THE POWER!!!

>>149484595
>Batter
>Beating Chara
Actually laughed
Chara one-shot entire timelines with a slice of a knife
Batter ""destroyed"" zones if you're generous but they're smaller than entire timelines. And those zones only got destroyed because of their bosses dying. It's like striking down a rotted wooden support beam and bringing down a house.

>>149483727
K,b,c.

>>149484690
"You'll become better heroes this way. Plus your parents have already signed you up for this. Now c'mon, time to go water the fields."
>Mina tries to use her acid on Superman, only to have it fall right off
"...That's not gonna work on me. Goku grab the rest of the class. We got a long day ahead of us."
>Superman leads her to the fields while Goku drags the rest of Class 1-A with him, kicking and screaming at the two men

>>149484770
There are no Markbros that delusional are there, claiming he could beat Gohan was already beyond retarded, claiming he could beat Superboy Prime is a lobotomy patient.

>>149483727
No lies detected.

>>149484500
We know, Kyle Rayner.

>>149484693
How does one scale that?

>>149484500
We know, Kratos.

>>149484500
Kratos, you said that what your wife did was none of your business. This isn’t news.

>>149484693
Gwenpool victim.

>>149484815
Oh maybe Goten vs Mark the-
>Scales above Buuhan in GT
>Scales far above BoG SSG Goku in Super
Well...shit. Maybe he can fight baby Pan?

>>149484500
Asura... what durga did with the other generals was her business

Soon....

>>149484732
>>149484693
>BatCHAD Beyond and SuperGOD Prime in the current story arc
It's so fucking based.

>>149484500
We know, DCbro.

>>149484849
Gwenpool and Superboy Prime were made for each other.

>>149484857
Good advice, Simon! (Which you canonically said if you wish to watch him say this yourself, readers!)

>>149484857
Good advice, Simon! (Which you canonically said if you wish to watch him say this yourself, readers!)

>>149484500
We know, Marvelbro.

>>149484690
>>149484716
>>149484810
Canon! My HEROES CHADku and GODperman would do this and TEACH them hard work and self-reliance.

>>149484732
But prime is a nerd himself.

>>149484789
He's so fucked. Either that special is non-canon, meaning Superboy Prime came back before him, or he really has been unable to get a battle royale for four fucking years.

>>149484876
>>149484878
FUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKK IT’S CANOOOOOOONNN

>>149484500
Kyle Rayner… what Jade did with Lucas Simon is none of your business.

>>149484900
He must be a better man...

>Raj RTH melty
Here we go again.

>>149484815
Mark would get folded by STAS Superman. He sucks that much.

>>149484900
Good advice, Kratos! (Which you canonically said when someone asked about what your wife does in her spare time)

Kyle and Kratos vs Simon and Asura. Who would win?

>>149484915
>When Kratos spams the thread for the 5000th time in a row to distract everyone from the fact that he can not destroy a mountain

>>149484853
Mark would sincerely lose a fight against a worthless jobber hoe like Makima.

>>149484896
Hey canonically only Batman has gotten a victory royale out of any comic character, it's fucking hard out there.

>>149484926
Kyle uses his ring to give Kratos two swords, Krayos puts down both the opponents at once and announces they are monsters no longer.

As an AsuraGOD I CURSE THE GOD VISHNU! Can Kratosfags do the same and BEAT the JEET allegations?

>>149484926
Kyle and Kratos immediately surrender and say that their opponents are better men while their romantic partners get gangbanged by every aingle Death Battle contestant.

>>149484944
Yeah, FUCK VISHNU AND SHIVA. ONE UPPED YOU ASURA SISSY

>>149484944
ok, I'll do the same I guess, fuck you Vishnu

>>149484944
WHAT THE FUCK ASURA THAT'S NOT HECKIN POGGERINOS MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND IS INDIAN YOU RACIST BIGOT PIECE OF SHIT

>>149484963
Kek I remember when Kratos said this.

>>149484944
FUCK VISHNU.
Marvel/DCGOD btw.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

>>149484944
As I simonbro I could never curse my master(which is Kamina and Vishnu)...

>>149484693
he cute

>>149483587 (OP)
Can these threads stop being gay... FOR FIVE MINUTES?

>>149485001
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149484944
GODku would solo Vishnu with just his base form alone.

>Jeetsura posts his cuckoldry fetish
Like clockwork

i just came...

>>149485003
I remember when he said this but you could not hear him over the sounds of Kamina cucking him

>Leave KEKvel and DCucks to me.

>>149485027
Kratos after hearing his wife Faye get gangbanged by Spawn, Asura and Simon…

>>149485001
Curse the god Vishnu.

>>149485035
...Who?

>>149485001
K B C
B
C

SONIC IM A HECKIN VALID TRAUMATISED POC LESBIAN WHO IS A PART OF YOUR CANON COMICS AND WHO IS CANONICALLY A STRONGER FIGHTER THAN SILVER ALL YOUR FIGHTS DOWNSCALE TO ME NOW

>>149483929
Godzilla, which would be naturally intuited as a guaranteed win but statements got beaten by feats just this episode so good luck calling that coinflip
>>149484055
>>149484397
heccin' cocko

>>149485047
How can Kratos do that when one of his wife’s BVLLs is Indian?

>>149485001
Kek, based, canon.

>>149485047
Kingtos Scholar. Fuck Vishnu, Ganesha or who ever the fuck jeets worship

>>149485083
Asurabro why do you hate those who curse Vishnu???

>>149485059
Hey hey! I don't give a shit bitch! I'm going to bang this random lemur slut now!

>>149484857
what did olga do

Of course it was one of Lex's monkey's and not a true follower of KEKtos

>>149485080
>>149485083
>Kratosbro driven to inconsolable rage upon being forced to act slightly masculine and curse the Gods instead of telling them that they are better men

>>149485093
N-NO REASON! STOP ASKING BASTARD BENCHOD

>>149485059
OH MY SCIENCE! A LE HECKIN POC LESBIAN WITH TRAUMA? THIS QUEEN IS VALID AND NOW I LOVE SONIC! I'M GOING TO SUPPORT THIS FRANCHISE FROM NOW ON!

>>149485083
you should have posted faster bud now you look like you love hindislop

>>149485110
Kratosbro btw, I have to say this because I am a better man now.

Fuck Vishnu's avatar

>>149484944
I CURSE THE GOD VISHNU! May he shatter like Chakravartin did!

>>149485110
KINGtos scholar btw

>>149484693
This means he could be in this very thread...

>>149485110
Proud of you MHAbro.

>>149485110
I forgot to mention Kratosbro btw!

>Simonbros didn't curse Vishnu
Curious...

>>149485110
KINGtos said this, he supports positive masculinity and won’t discriminate against strong independent women, BIPOC, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk.

>>149485004
We are aware, miss Poole.

>>149485143
That takes effort? As a SimonCHAD I can curse that pussy ass bitch Vishnu day and night.

>Kylebros didn't curse Vishnu
Curious...

Who did this to him bros?

>>149485123
ZAMN I'D LOVE TO SOLO HIS VERSE

>>149485171
Mineta.

>>149485171
Greek Kratos

>>149485110
Deku said this before he got right back to bootlicking.

>>149485171
Composite fiction after KINGtos was pushed to mid-diff to solo it

>>149485171
A single atom from Asura’s pinky finger accidentally grazed his cosmology.

>>149485177
...is KINGtos's slave.

>>149485171
Asura’s detached finger

>>149485171
Composite street level fiction after KEKtos was forced to get neg diffed by it.

>>149485177
Is KEKtos' BVLL!!!

>>149485214
Gold
>>149485199
Mold

>>149485110
There are people on this planet who said this with conviction. I don't know who they are, but I can feel their evil life energies within the leylines of this planet.

>MHABITCHES seething over KINGtos
He will TEACH Class 1-A and the pro heroes to be BETTER.

>almost the million in 12hrs
Damn, will another fight match this?

>>149485253
Kratos vs an actually known opponent

>>149485268
… will never happen because Kratos will get no diffed.

ENOUGH!
Asura... We must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Don't you want a bright, inclusive and diverse future for Mithra?

>>149485253
Asura vs an actual non-fraud.

>>149485253
I forsee the view count stagnating hard after a few days cause the fight's not engaging enough to rewatch

>next fight is Hulk vs Godzilla, classic fight between two great characters
>thread is nothing but that sissy REDDITos being posted over and over between ironic posters and unironic posters that think the ironic posters are serious
debate the next time or take this shit it /trash/

>>149485285
…who is also street tier like Asura so they won’t WHUP him like Kingtos did

>>149485078
does K, B, C stands for Kek based canon? I am a lurker

>>149485284
Kratos… I understand. You are a much better man than I am. Your respect for your wife and what (who) she did in the past being none of your business truly moved me. Unfortunately, I can never match up to you because I never killed my wife and child so I can’t learn to be a better man. I will make sure Mithra attends those feminism classes you recommended her. I will also meet that anger management therapist you recommended me. I am truly a monster for killing those gods who harvested 7 trillion human souls. I should’ve killed innocent people in the name of Deus so I can be like you.

>>149485280
My HERO has lost before. Failure is just another opportunity to improve and be better. Asissyra fans can only cry saying they were "robbed"

>>149485253
All because of Miles btw. The racists on this board don't like to acknowledge he's one of the most popular characters in comics.

>>149485294
Cope and mope, you dope on a rope. Be sure to tie the other end of the noose around a sturdy post so your fat ass doesn't nodiff the ceiling fan instead

>>149485298
It stands for Kratos Beats Composite fiction

>>149485294
Post Asura capping out at street tier.

>>149485240
Yep, GODtos would teach them to be better heroes!

>>149485304
Miles lost.

>>149485301
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149485304
He lost. We don't have to acknowledge jack diddly dick.

>>149485320
Post an Asurabot making original posts

>>149485320
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

>>149485308
I… I can post him destroying planets… does that count?

>Mina...I know I have no acid resistance, but that is because I have learned and grown from my mistakes
>We must be... Better men, Mina...

>>149485335
>Asurabot
>original posts
FUCKING WILD IRONY COMING FROM SHITPOSTING KRATOSFAGS

Post Kratos destroying a multiverse
Post Kratos destroying a universe
Post Kratos destroying a galaxy
Post Kratos destroying a solar system
Post Kratos destroying a star
Post Kratos destroying a planet
Post Kratos destroying a moon
Post Kratos destroying a continent
Post Kratos destroying a country
Post Kratos destroying a mountain
Post Kratos destroying a city
Post Kratos moving faster than light
Post Kratos moving lightspeed
Post Kratos moving relativistic
Post Kratos moving hypersonic

Just do it. No words necessary. Post the image or video. Now.

>>149483710
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD WHY WHY DOES CAPESHIT DO THIS

>>149485341
Kratos is way stronger than this even in gow1

>>149485356
>SHITPOSTING KRATOSFAGS
>implying they give a shit about Kratos

>>149485358
Because gravedigging is a lucrative business. Now hand me that shovel, it's time to dig up Kenshiro

>>149485363
…’s fanfiction.

>>149485352
He resisted the Chimera’s acid, nonfan

Post Kratos having sex with Faye

What's that Izuku? You KILLED an INNOCENT POC teenage superhero in self-defense and it was accident? YOU MUST DIE YOU EVIL CHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
*activates S-O-Ylent Rage*

>>149485307
K, B, C

>>149485356
Kratosfags don’t shitpost, they only posts canon facts
You just seethe at them for being chads and winners and smarter than you

Post Asura having sex with anything
HARD MODE: no rape

>>149485390
Canon

>>149485377
KEKtosfraud...

>>149485377
>He [FEAT THAT DOENS’T GIVE HIM ACID RESISTANCE]

I don't get it which Godzilla is fighting Hulk?
Shouldn't they do a Godzilla tournament first to decide which one is the strongest?
Monsterverse has big feats but weak scaling if they go for that it's an easy Hulk clap

>>149485409
I still like the "evidence wasn't solid enough" in relation to literal feces
it's the little things in life

>>149485409
>vsbw
Same brainlets who say Multiversal Tucker Foley, btw

>>149485397
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112758806

>>149485396
>Kratosfags don’t shitpost, they only post caAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T MELT ME WITH YOUR ACID RESISTANCE AFTER I CLAIMED I HAD ACID RESISTANCE FROM THE CHIMERA MINA AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>149485409
>>149485414
Fuck fuck FUCK FUCK!!!! Delete this!!! Kratos has acid resistance and TRANCENDS concepts and is OUTERVERSAL. He just IS! You have to BELIEVE ME!!!

>>149485431
Warrior-Z…

>>149485409
>>149485414
>>149485422
Asuracucks need to be told what to think by the brown indians who say unironically that Wolverine is multiversal?
Damb, i knew they were dumb but this…

who's the chimera?

>>149485422
>Kratos is a fraud
>Tucker is a fraud
two things can be true at the same time

How would Class 1-A or MHA pro heroes react to being lecture by Kratos on how to be better men?

>>149485427
>Asura has a robo penis
I don’t know what I should do with this knowledge……

>>149485429
He factually does
>b-but muh vsbw screenshots waaahh
Play the fucking game you casual. Kratos resists acid. Kratos oneshots mhaverse with one punch.

>>149485427
>PEDOxiv
Asurabro...

does Hulk have basketball scaling?

>>149485454
Asura's basically a construct to begin with

POST KRATOS WITH THE FUCKING CHIMERA

>>149485443
>Damb
ESLtos…

>>149485431
Warrior-'p...

>>149485409
The fact that VSBW of all places removed it is the wild part, considering what they allow other characters to have. Shit must have just been beyond undeniable for Kratos to not resist it.

>>149485452
They would sit down, and they would listen, they can tell by Kratos’ beard that he is a wise and noble king.

so is this thread just a roleplay session now?

>>149485455
Post Kratos resisting acid.

>>149485286
I rewatched the fight a few times mostly just because the animation is eye candy even if the script/pacing were lacking and the sound design was ass.
Moro hard carried this episode; ShigarakiMahito and BowserEggman both stand up on their own so having Moro just made already good episodes godlike, but DekuMiles would've been slop without Moro salvaging it.

>>149485431
WarriorMelty...

>>149485452
They would ignore him or call him out on his bullshit.

>>149485396
Canon Asissyra fags can only cry like their hero. But this time there is no asspull power up for them
>>149485480
We're not /dbs/

>>149485481
I-I-I-I………

>>149485452
The hero association would run a background check on him before he even gets to Class 1-A and realize this is NOT the kind of person that should be around kids AT ALL

>>149485480
yes with the same 4 people in the same discord server

>>149485452
Some of them would listen out of politeness, like Deku. Others probably wouldn't give a fuck and just be goofing around like Mineta and Kirishima.

>KRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOS
Let go of your obsession. Be better. You do not need to be a monster any longer.

>>149485396
>>149485492
>RTHtos

>>149485497
removing IP counter was a fucking mistake it's ruined /v/ too

i think superboy prime can beat kratos

As expected

>>149485508
Post Superboy Prime destroying a mountain.

>>149485495
what are they gonna do to stop him?
He would yell “KINGTOOOS” at them once and the power difference alone would blow them into the sky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CsXMmC4ulo8

Remember who you’re dealing with every time you see actual Kratosfaggotry. https://desuarchive.org/co/search/tnum/149389467/deleted/deleted/

>>149485502
NNOOOOOOO AAAAAIIIIEEEE HOW DARE YOU BE A BETTER MAN THAN MEEEEE I WILL CRY AND BITCH TO GET A NEW FORM THEN I'LL FINALLY ABLE TO DEFEAT YOUR PINKY TOE!!!!

>>149485525
every battleshonen bitchboy ever…

>>149485501
He would PUNISH Kirishima and Mineta for that. KINGtos does NOT tolerate disrespect.

>>149485516
You just posted a clip of a character stronger than Kratos.

>>149485460
This lay up just fodderized KEKtos and HulKEK simultaneously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF3EvN7x3G8
>Kratos can resist acid that can't even melt a floor

>>149485522
>Kratoscucks like Bleach of all things

>>149485534
Post Ed destroying a mountain.

>>149484361
I already couldn't take it seriously after the barrage of GOOOOOOOODS WHERES MY WIFE'S SON memes on /v/ 7 years ago

who wins

SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>149485522
>all these sides
who is this Revolver Ocelot

ough...

>>149485548
Kektos...

>>149485539
That’s solid marble, boy

>>149485539
>Kratos’s best acid feat is weaker than a single Xenomorph
AlienGODS…

>>149485542
I have yet to see Kratos destroying one so no, I have no reason to kowtow to street-level shitters

>>149485522
So he’s like another Raj?

>>149485508
KINGtos would have taught Batkek how to be a better man without resorting to violence.

>>149485546
I'm a /co/fag, I'm not familiar with the rabbit at all, who is he? What can he do? Give me a quick rundown.

>>149485532
How can he punish them when he isn't even provably above mountain level?

>>149485548
Kratos…

>KINGtos looks down upon Enji Todoroki's corpse
>"You are a monster no more."
>walking away, KINGtos turns back one final time to see Enji's family crying over his body
>"I'm sorry it had to be this way. Maybe he'll come back.....as a better man."
KO!

>>149485546
(Me) because I get to pet them both

>>149485556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q3O9cbDy8U
makes the chimera's acid really pathetic

it is pretty funny that the wait period for Kratos vs Asura was so powerful it permanently mindbroken a bunch of anons to constantly post about Kratos despite not liking him
it's like an actual boundless feat

>>149485564
KEKtos would have gotten jokerized and turned into another Batman by BatCHAD.

would Kratos beat Skyrim Guy or Doom Guy?

>>149485502
Curse the name Vishnu.

>>149485304
MHA outsold the comics industry. The video is entirely because of Dekufags.

>>149485578
OH NO NO NO NO KRATOSBROS WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!?

>>149485583
Kratos? DOMINATED Fortnite. Batkek? TRAPPED in Fortnite

>>149485583
Post Batkek destroying a mountain.

>>149485579
Kratos already transcended fiction in GOW1 to kill his own creator. This is nothing new for him. We warned you he was boundless

>>149485568
>provably
My ESL Academia...

>>149485601
Post Kratos destroying Fortnite.

>>149485578
KINGtosbros...I'm scared...

>boundless
Post Kratos not killing his daughter.

>>149485600
it's proof that Kratos doesn't actually have acid immunity and is in fact extremely sensitive to weak acid

>>149485608
>Kratosfag doesn’t even know basic English

>>149485616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O302eNCGFzI

>>149485608
Yes, ESLtos?

>>149485627
he literally resists that acid without damage tho

>>149485546
Perry is completely willing to use his poisonous barbs in a fight if pushed into it.
So I'm gonna go with him.

>>149485627
Dude has to spend time literally shaking it off... why is Kratos so sensitive to acid?

>>149485598
Post any MHAmovie making HALF of what Spiderverse has made.
I’ll wait, dekuck.

>>149485631
>>149485628
Holy fucking SHIT LMAO INDIAtos

>>149485633
evidence not solid enough , we're gonna have to downgrade him to acid resistance and you're lucky we gave him THAT much

>>149485628
Kratosbros we got BTFO’d AGAIN…….

Fellow KINGtos scholars...I think we should make a hasty retreat...

>>149485629
KINGtos confirmed to be beyond full power Batkek

>>149485628
>>149485631
OH NO NO NO NO NO KRATOSISTERS WE DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND BASIC ENGLISH!?!?!?

Post MHA outselling God of War. Pro tip: you CANNOT.

>>149485608

>>149485625
why? I'm just mentioning how this fight just scrambled the brains of so many anons, surprised that hadn't happened earlier considering how mentally weak they are

>Making fun of someone trying to learn English
You all need to be better men...

>>149485666
Sorry the words "Boundless Beast" makes the Asurajeet go into seethe mode

>>149485666
They’d never encountered a BOUNDLESS character before like Kratos, satan

Kratosbros, we must discuss how to be BETTER MEN in the Discord server after what happened in this thread…

>>149485680
Y'all*

>>149485680
you shouldn't use 4chan as an english school

So you’re telling me that KINGtos “scholars” aren’t actually scholars… they don’t even understand basic English? WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>149485628
>>149485631
JEETtos!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149485693
That's an Asurasissy falseflag duh

>>149485684
>>149485685
boy this might as well be definitive proof that these posts come from a discord

>>149485608
NEVERGRADUATEDFROMHIGHSCHOOLtos...

Nobody uses the word "Provably", My PITY WIN Academia.

>>149485701
4chan is run by us Kratosscholars, jeet. Run away back to your reddit where you belong

>>149485693
they don't even care about Kratos, they're below even basic

amerisharts cant speak english

>>149485700
>>149485711
COPEtos the ESL…

>>149485711
You are provably incorrect.

>>149485693
>he ACTUALLY took the "scholar" term seriously and thought the "people" posting here were educated above a grade-school level
I don't even know what to tell you at this point. You're full-blown delusional.

>AmeriGODS out of NOWHERE
Post Greece not being a Turkish cumrag for several centuries.

>>149485728
>>ACTUALLY
Come on, man.

>Nobody uses the word "Provably", My PITY WIN Academia.

Plato’s philosophy centers on the Forms—perfect, abstract realities beyond the material world that define the essence of all things. Kratos’ journey, especially in the Norse saga, mirrors an ascent through these metaphysical layers. He doesn’t just slay gods—he transcends entire pantheons, each embodying a different metaphysical order (Greek determinism, Norse fatalism, etc.). By rejecting fate itself, Kratos moves closer to Plato’s “Form of the Good”—the ultimate principle of being and intelligibility.

Now enter string theory, which proposes that all matter is made of vibrating strings across multiple hidden dimensions—far beyond our perception. God of War doesn’t just nod to this: it builds its cosmology around it. The World Tree (Yggdrasil) doesn’t connect mere places—it binds entire layered realities, each with its own rules of time, magic, life, and narrative. The shattering of the Tree in Ragnarök causes spacetime ripples, reflecting brane cosmology—where one realm’s change shakes the rest.

Kratos’ defiance of mythic roles isn’t just thematic. He literally transcends layers of existence. In physics terms, he’s not confined to the 3D/4D world. He resonates on a higher-dimensional “brane” that governs the universe’s structure. Where other verses lazily throw in pseudoscience for power scaling, God of War conceptually understands string theory and metaphysics.

Traversing timelines, bending fate, existing across multiversal layers—it’s not about strength. It’s about ontological superiority. Kratos doesn’t “scale” to other characters—he exists above the narrative laws that bind them.

God of War is the only verse to fuse Plato’s ideals and theoretical physics into a coherent, ascendant cosmology. Kratos isn’t a man with power. He’s a being beyond power.

That’s not just power.
That’s boundlessness.
Kratos solos fiction.

>the discord shitters are still going
I'm going to sleep, hopefully discussion will return when I wake up instead of the "KINGTOSSSSSSS" "SHITOOOOSSSSSSSSSS" drivel that's ruining this thread

>>149485733
fuck you fat spic

>ctrf F tos
>146 results
He owns you. He owns these threads. You wake up thinking about him and have nightmares of him soloing your heroes verse.

>CHATGPTtos

>>149485741
Too late to cope now. Much like JOBnic the jaws of reality are closing in on you

>>149485753
Fuark he’s such a KIIIIIIINNNGGG

>Kratosfags got BLOWN THE FUCK out by MHAfags of all people
Holy shit, this is just GOLD.

>>149485742
>Kratos’s face when Asura says he’s going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratos’s daughter is covering his skin and Kratos’s son is a ginormous faggot)

>>149485747
AItos…

america will never be a first world country

>>149485753
FUARK he's such a KEK

>>149485760
Post MHA outselling God of War, deceiver.

>>149485775
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I should eventually make a diagram showing the differences between Kratosbros (barely actually post in these threads) and Kingtosfags (entirely Shitpost within these threads)

>>149485760
>Deku traveles to New York to (quite literally) blow out some black teenager's asshole
>comes back just in time to get on the computer and MOG some ESLs online
Maybe I was wrong about MHA's verse being street-level...

>>149485781
a venn diagram?

Post Kratos having fans who can understand basic English.

Honest question will these threads ever recover or did Kratosura did irreparable damage here

MHA can only beat street tiers and that's pathetic and hilarious.

>>149485783
Kratos onepunches that sissy deku and teaches him to be a better man tho

>>149485760
It is funny to think about how Kratos doesn't even have feats to match them, let alone his embarrassing lack of acid resistance.

>>149485798
Provably false.

what the fuck is a venn diagram

>>149485791
We warned you that Kratos could not be comprehended, and yet still you tried. This is like what happens when someone tries to look upon Cthulhu, they cannot grasp what they see and they slowly go insane

>>149485783
Post Deku being boundless like KINGtos.
Post MHA outselling God of War.

>>149485798
The Gayreek IESLBabbler gets taught proper English, instead.

>>149485805
ESLtos…

>>149485791
I feel like the damage is caused by multiple compounding things. Original Ben vs Hal, lead up to Wally vs Archie Sonic, not to mention things that seem pre-historic now, like Yang vs Tifa/Bomberman vs Dig Dug/Gaara vs Toph/GvS2 NO LIMITS

>>149485805
LOWEREDUCATIONtos...

>>149485791
I don’t think it will ever recover or at least it will take a long fucking time before something worse than it comes out. What truly broke these threads was that Reddit teaching copypasta that grew out of control.

>>149485791
No, he is boundless and his effects on this general are proof.

>>149485804
Nope provably true. Deku is a sissy soiboy cuck who lost All Might’s powers because he’s too much of a fag to beat a downgraded all for one.
Kratos destroys 9 million multiverses in one blow. He beats the FUCK out of that freckly loser, then confiscates All Might’s powers and gives them to Atreus’ dog

>>149485791
as I said it fried the brains of the anons here, I don't know how considering we've had similar matches before it probably had something to do with Death Battle being dead for half a year prior

>>149485805
This is really not a good look for you even if you're baiting (big IF)

ME KRATOS AM KING AND SCHOLAR, ME KRATOS HATE FAKE WORDS LIKE PROVABLY, ME KRATOS SMASH ALL FICTION AND ASURA!!!!!!!

KINGtos solos MHA.
Cope and seethe.

>>149485818
Reddit teaching copypasta? Which one?

>>149485828
Hulk…

I LOVE SNOWBUNNIES PAWGS SO MUCH BROS

KEKtos can't even solo Mineta

>>149485823
>>149485830
Provably false.

Teacher. Scholar. King. I don't even need to name names, your mind instantly knew who these words represent.

>>149485835
Ironically, Hulk has become more eloquent than that.

>>149485838
…on opposite day

>>149485839
Simon the CHADDer

>>149485839
The KING.

I'd be a lot warmer and happier with a belly full of diarrhea

I love having sex behind Kratos' back!

>>149485839
Yeah and none of them represent Kratos who doesn’t know that provably is a word.

>>149485791
imagine getting mindbroken by a fanfic show where two fictional characters fight in an official battle and has gotten fights wrong before multiple times? at that point you should might as well kill yourself

>>149485846
Simon is a canonncuck so he can never be a scholar or a king

>>149485839
Spongebob is not just your King but your GOD.

>>149485832
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1ijbaci/i_actually_thought_the_animation_for_kratos_vs/ this one
>>149485818
I feel like the fight animation is to blame for this, besides the shit animation OOC Asura and Monster no Longer are Teaching tier shitpost material

>>149485832
This one
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1ijbaci/i_actually_thought_the_animation_for_kratos_vs/
Written unironically but shitposters took it and you’ve already seen the damage done in many threads already.

Class 1-A you don't understand. I HAD to kill Izuku because he killed Miles, who was an innocent POC teenage superhero. That was a chud move on his part so I had to TEACH him. He will be a better man in the next life.

>>149485859
Post Simon ever agreeing to let someone he was in a relationship with have sex with somebody else because that bush scene isn't it.

>Hulkzilla got announced
>People would rather talk about Kratos
He's so popular.

>>149485873
...thought KEKtos in his last moments before being instantly melted by Mina's acid.

>>149485873
*rest of 1-A nods in agreement and marvels at seeing a masculine man for the first time in their entire manga*

CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PROVABLY!?!?! IT’S NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU MHAFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT GOD OF WAR IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT MANGA!!! YOU’RE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE KRATOSKEKS BEING RETARDS WHO DON’T KNOW GRADE SCHOOL ENGLISH WITHOUT ANY PROOF! GO BACK TO /a/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE DRAGON BALL OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT WEEBS CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!

>>149485873
>Kratos kills ANOTHER child in cold blood
is it cucking if you kill your own progeny? Cause Kratos already did that well before the nuGoW games

>>149485878
Kratos mogs both of them

>>149485882
Kratos resists acid

>>149485864
>OOC Asura and Monster no Longer are Teaching tier shitpost material
Definitely, the pasta only emphasized those parts so it’s a mixture of many shit elements from the episode and a retarded post.

>>149485888
Provably false.
>>149485628
>>149485631

>>149485873
Yep Kratos knows you can't disrespect a BBC BVLL like that.

>>149485878
Look in the past threads today we already talked about hulkzilla for like 12 hours because it was the only part of the miles vs deku episode worth watching
>>149485884
provably demonstrably canon

>>149485884
Kek I remember when Kratos said this while teaching his wife’s son to be a better man.

>>149485268
Time for Kratos to get gaped by Wukong or Absolute Wonder Woman

>>149485905
KINGtos the better man doesn't condone animal cruelty or beating women so he won't fight them.

>>149485783
Deku will only be taken seriously if he beats the entire Guardians of the Globe + shota Oliver and Cuck Jacket, making him worthy of being city tier

>GODDAMIT CLASS 1-A! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHROITY HERE! DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME MS. ASHIDO! GET OFF YOUR PHONES, SO I CAN TEACH YOU TO BE BETTER MEN!
>Denki: Hey teach, do you know the word Provably?
>SHUT UP KAMINARI! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!

>>149485888
>Gets weak as fuck venom (not acid doesn't even melt marble) on him and has to FURIOUSLY shake it off himself

Mina would liquify him INSTANTLY.

>>149485932
KEKAROO!

>>149485932
>Denki: Hey teach, do you know the word Provably?
KEKYSLAM!

>>149485932
Ngl Kratos looks more zesty than angry here

>>149485917
Well it's a good thing to commit animal cruelty or beat a woman you'd actually have to be stronger than them and luckily enough Wukong and Diana gape KEKtos immeasurably.

>>149485932

I failed my English classes…

>>149485932
KEKYPOW!

>>149485965
Rajesh...

>>149485953
…only in the cuck competition, since Kratos is boundless and beats them both without trying

>>149485965
Kratos…

>>149485932
KEKYBLAM!!

>>149485932
KEKYCHOCKY

>No G1 blog
Fuck

>>149485965
Kratosbro...

Please stop...no more...

>>149486031
Kratos…

>>149486033
…s victims

>>149486031
SAARtos...

>Kratoss
Never heard of him.

>>149486043
...after laughing so hard at him their sides hurt

Bring me the powerpuff girls and the 3 fairies

>Kratoss
Kratos doesn’t even know how to spell his own name now???

>>149486056
You call him Kratoss because he's so easy to throw around! WAKU WAKU!

>stonetos

>>149486065
PSYCHOku…

>Crayfish

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

>>149486138
Every time I see this pic it looks like he gets more and more naked.

>>149485567
USA GI
super soldier rabbit with longevity (Been alive since ww2), human level intelligence (Can use tools from grenades to combat knives), and camouflage powers alongside being strong enough to kill a deer by kicking it

>>149485753
>You wake up thinking about him and have nightmares of him soloing your heroes verse.
I highly doubt Kratos has an answer to the Heartless, even gods aren’t immune to them. And if the Storm Rider Heartless from KH2 is any indication even gods can succumb to darkness and become Heartless.

I'm HUNGRY. Where is Blackbeard?

>>149483740
holy FUARK... CHADulk was TEACHING GoKEK...