Possible spoilers:

>Via is gonna be the big bad for season 3, by getting the Adam treatment in the stupidest way possible
>She'll be OR will become a powerful, self-absorbed asshole who hates her dad for all the wrong reasons
>Her song “I'll be okay” from the S2 finale was in actuality nothing more but a song made solely to spite him to make herself think she’s better than Stolas. She was always a spoiled brat from the very beginning, but we never saw that because we only ever saw things from Stolas and Via's perspective. Octavia always knew that Stolas was being hunted, and decides to use her new acclaimed throne to go after him
>Her angsty emo persona was either just a phase or an act. And like Adam, she gets her comeuppance, alongside Stella and Andre, especially after they nearly come close to killing Blitzo, enraging Stolas to the point of getting his powers back
>Of course, Via won't be killed like Adam, obviously. Instead, Paimon will return to save Stolas and apologizes to him for treating him poorly for many years, and with the help of Vassago somehow, Paimon is able to get Stolas to reclaim his throne with the I.M.P crew getting the chance to live with him, but not without booting Via, Andre and Stella off of the Goetia nobility, sending them to exile and even stripping Via of her magic, but this will obviously not be the last time we hear from them
>Stella, Andre and Via will try to go after Stolas and Blitzo once more eventually. In the meantime, Stolas and Blitzo form a new family with Moxxie, Millie and Loona after Stolas reclaims his throne, further emphasized with Millie's own yet to be born child, with Stolas and Blitzo becoming godfathers
>This will result in the hellaverse crossover when Andre, Stella, and via join forces with striker and moxxie’s dad, or they themselves go after the I.M.P. crew once more by attempting to kill Millie while still pregnant, promoting the crew to find refuge in the Hazbin Hotel
>Stella will come out as Bi

Disregard canon.
Read fanfiction.

>>149548315
Disregard cartoon.
Collect pictures of AD.

The series has literally become stoliz fanfiction when you think about it lmao

>>149548291 (OP)
>Stolas shows his true colors and becoming the heel
>Stella being slowly retconned as not so bad, if still a bitch
>IMP botching an assassination and the victim, an antihero, wanting to put a stop to their operations, which would end up with Millie suffering a miscarriage, or outright dying
>Loona taking a human child under her wing, finally realizing that yeah, IMP are monsters, SHE is a monster
>Heaven finding out about IMP
>Satan being Razzle and Dazzle's dad and utterly losing it when Dazzle dies, before going Megatron (I'd say Kratos, except he has an army) on Heaven

>>149550086
>Loona adopting a child just to make herself feel better
Like father like daughter

>>149548291 (OP)
Watch Octavia get killed off for more angst for Stolas.

>>149548315
This

I don't get the appeal of HB anymore, the original premise died long ago.

>>149548291 (OP)

>>149551427

>>149551445

>>149551688

>>149550764
I think it'd be more a fucked up form of atonement more.

>"I killed their parents and now I must raise them"

Instead of

>"I'll prove to myself I'm good by raising a kid."

>>149551708

>>149551724

>>149551427
I mean, I'm not saying it's gonna come true, but the show has gone off the rails so hard with its premise I wouldn't be too surprised if it came true at all

Just saying is all

I regret ever liking this show.

>>149551745
So question.

I have Amazon prime how am I supposed to screenshot uncensored pics?

>>149551978
Don't, let it die

>>149550086
This is so fucking ridiculous that It might have a chance at coming true

>>149550086
I doubt any of this will happen
Because these sound decent

>>149550086
>Stella being slowly retconned as not so bad, if still a bitch
>Viv turns Stella into a closet lesbian
>The dykes watching the show now see her in a more sympathetic light
>More people turn against Stolitz as a result
>Fandom wars ensue
Ah, what a sight that would be. It doesn't even matter what Viv does with her -- Stella wins in the end. Even death would mean freedom from this dogshit show.

>>149551978
Something something get an extension or take a picture with your phone

>>149552631
>The dykes watching the show now see her in a more sympathetic light
I remember one Anon said their lesbian friend stated "Stella was always in the right"
So it may seem the lesbians already like Stella
but I can believe Viv would likely make Stella either a closet lesbian or a closet bisexual

>>149552732
>I remember one Anon said their lesbian friend stated "Stella was always in the right"
Which is hilarious because I never thought a carpetmunching dyke would be so based. Broken clock I guess.

>>149552732
It took a lot, and I mean a loooot to make Stolas and Blitzø work. In the begging it was straight up prostitution. Sexual services in exchange for the Grimoire.

Also I like how cheating is okay when it's gay, but the first episode (not pilot) was about killing the woman the school teacher husband cheated on her with.

>>149552732
>>149552908
I recall there being a few lesbians who liked (and made exception for) Adam as well.

I guess Viv's doing something right if she can make her 'villains' so attractive, as one-dimensional as they are. I maintain, though, that her catering to this audience will be her downfall.

>>149553065
>I recall there being a few lesbians who liked (and made exception for) Adam as well.
That's hysterical.

>>149553065
It helps when the villains are right.

>>149553045
ESL, bait/troll or retard
Your pick Anons

Anyone got that screen cap of an anon saying the show seemed to have been taken over by fujoshis?

>>149550086
cont'd
>Stella staying a bitch, but becoming more sympathetic, and we get to see HER point of view, which would show her life was actually worse than Stolas before being married to him
>One of IMPs victims who ended up in Hell fucking with canon by hunting them down and killing at least one of them in revenge
>Verosika meeting a fat demon from Gluttony (basically a mancubus with arms) and falling in love with him; Blitzo would be driven with murderous envy because one thing is breaking with him, another is moving on from him
>CHERUB going the Team Rocket route and becoming more lovable

>>149554435
>One of IMPs victims who ended up in Hell fucking with canon by hunting them down and killing at least one of them in revenge
>Moxxie dies
>a suspiciously similar looking imp joins IMP
>they groom him into dressing like Moxxie, cutting his hair like Moxxie, acting like Moxxie
>he fully takes his place and this is never addressed again

>>149554291
Yeah.

>>149554482
Slim Tony, that you?

>>149548291 (OP)
Source?

>>149554542
This is just a stupid prediction of mine. Don't take it so seriously anon lol

>>149548341

>IMP is hired to kill a kid, and Blitzo gives the job to Loona, who at first doesn't care since she remembers the little shit from the pilot
>kid turns out to be a sweetheart little boy whose mom, the client, went lesbian (not all dykes are nice, people) and wanted to tie loose ends but husband stopped her and the cost of his life, leaving the kid an orphan and homeless
>Loona spends day with little boy, and ends up surprised when he doesn't run away when she reveals her true form.
>Blitzo gets impatient and decides to kill the kid instead. Kid cries. Loona goes 'fuck relationship' and kills Blitzo.

>>149554694
>Loona goes 'fuck relationship' and kills Blitzo.
That would be based as hell, actually. Then Loona takes over the biz and converts it into something benign, like a delivery service. Or helps find owners / partners for all those hellhounds at the pound.

>>149548291 (OP)
We already know Vox is gonna be the main villain and I’m already very bored because I just know the homo energy with Alastor will be huge

>>149554816
Can't wait for TVhead Trump

>>149554849
Not sure what Viv hopes to accomplish from this. Her villains / strawmen always end up being more popular than intended, which kinda defeats the purpose of 'sticking it' to the orange guy. It'll just be Adam all over again, where he comes across as unintentionally based.

>>149554849
She is so annoying god I hate millennials

... don't say "into a meatlovers", don't say "into a big mac", don't say "into the first of a thirty piece mcnugget meal"...

>>149555008
...into a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>149555008
>tries to act edgy and tough
>has to go hide on Bluesky

>>149548291 (OP)
So we're just inventing things to be mad about now?

>>149554763
Or goes 'fuck Hell' and moves to Earth with her new son to have a proper happy ever after, because Hell is no place for a human kid.

>>149554849
Andreaphlus confirmed for smol pp

>>149554816
I never said she would be the main villian for the hellaverse, just that she would be the major antagonist for S3 of HB. And even if she does end up a lot like Adam, she won't be "iredeemable" or whatever. The writers will still try and find some way to have her be Stolas again somehow because of course they will.

Gotta please those Stoliz fanatics somehow :v

>>149555102
This show has gotten so stupid, that anything is basically possible at this point, and most fans will still eat it up now matter how retarded it gets

>>149550086
>>Loona taking a human child under her wing, finally realizing that yeah, IMP are monsters, SHE is a monster
I wish it were true

>>149555159
>And then she leaves the show to become a full time mother of half hellhound half human babies

>>149555116
Stella knows firsthand that it's adequate

>>149551978
Assuming it’s similar to Netflix’s system, disabling hardware/graphics acceleration on your browser should do the trick.

I got a few votes for Charlie.
Expect Charlie.

>>149555116
>>149555191
>Andrealphus is a dicklet
>Fem!Andrealphus is an asslet.
>Or has a really loose cloacagina

>>149554957
It's partially why I made my prediction desu. If Octavia ends up becoming a villian for S3, she's absolutely going to become more popular than Stolas or blitzo.

Shit, Imagine her being somehow more popular than Charlie. That'd be fucking hilarious.

>>149555303
FemAndre does indeed have a nice *ahem* tight ass

>>149554957
It's partially why I made my prediction desu. If Octavia ends up becoming a villian for S3, she's absolutely going to become more popular than Stolas or blitzo.

Shit, Imagine via being somehow more popular than Charlie just by being a villian. That'd be fucking hilarious.

Every character in this show needs severe correction.

>>149548291 (OP)
Amazon and Jeff Bezos himself support Trump.

Does that mean Vivzie accidentally helps Trump to get richier?(Amazon shows is not for free, Amazon pays Trump as well)

>>149554957
It's partially why I made my prediction, anon. If Octavia ends up becoming a villian for S3, she's absolutely going to become more popular than Stolas or blitzo.

Shit, Imagine Via being somehow more popular than Charlie just by being a villian. That'd be fucking hilarious.

Remember to enjoy the show /co/chuds!

>>149555375
I believe she's already more popular than either of those two
Also didn't she have a cut song or part of it where she took her younger self out of Stolas's arms?

>>149555390
Yep. She's a sellout.

loona and anon!

>>149548291 (OP)
Where are these Legions we are told that Stolas controlled? Show us the hordes of the abyss Viv

>>149555405
Probably. And she's only gonna get more popular if she ends up being a villian or antagonist of sorts

>>149555388
God help the hotel if they showed up (he won't)
>>149555473
They're all gay and gangbanging each other

>>149548291 (OP)
>>149555473
>The Hordes of the Abyss is actually just a hobbyist club Stolas leads on Wednesdays
>They re-enact battles across the ages between Heaven and Hell, as well as some of the more well known local conflicts.
>They're really a bunch of nice guys if you get to know them beyond the stabbings and mental shatterings.

>>149555515
>its not
>its just a gay bar
>they all fuck each other in the ass and use twitter
>because Viv is writing this bullshit

>>149555473
A basterdization of real demon hiearchy most likely.
>Highest ranking devils have low ranking subordinates
>The highest level is the Satan and then the generals who are in charge of each sin/vice
>Then the tree spreads the further down you go.
>Or simply a horde of demons congregated in one place, like they are possessing a man
In the vivzie verse it's likely what >>149555505

>Embiggen Octavia.
>The rules of he'll make it so minors can't be sexualized
>Her beak enlarges instead

>>149548291 (OP)
Nah, there's no way they'd do poor Tavi that dirty.

>>149555505
>>149555534
I reject Viv and Brandon's coomer fanfiction reality and substitute it with my own!

>>149555580

>>149555589
Why don't you guys just write your own hell work at this point? Viv doesn't deserve anyone spending creative energy on her, someone ought to make a webcomic or some shit and use all the ideas Viv left on the table.

>>149555580
That doesn't mean she can't have a crush on a bad boy living human!

>>149555456
NEED the next HILTLHH chapter.

>>149555604
I am too scared of writing about real demons. I'm afraid god won't approve and will let the demons attack if they are mad enough
>Spoiler alert they are all perpetually mad

>>149555580
>>149555590
>Octavia falls to the floor under the sheer weight of her beak.
>>149555604
>Expecting the average anon on /co/ to do something productive with their time.
>And actually doing it well.
>>149555623
Same.
>>149555637
>Warp.exe

>>149555637
I don't think they care about Viv because she's basically doing their dirty work by producing content that creates degenerates so they have less incentive to attack her for reasons other than being purely maniacal

>>149555604
>/co/
>making anything

>>149555637
>writing about real demons
Make up new ones. There's no Stella, Octavia or Millie in demonology either.

>>149555604
I'd like to write something that uses discarded ideas from Hazbin, prior to the Amazon sellout. I recall seeing some screencaps of old episode pitches, including Baxter's introduction, and Pentious having a crush on Rosie; however, I have no clue where to find the whole thing.

Keisha isn’t gonna be voicing Bee anymore : (

Sadge

>>149555680
At that point they'd just be the same thing under a different name.
I wouldn't waste an opportunity to write about hell just to make it some fantasy fun world like what is depicted in the vivzieverse. At that point it would just be mythological fanfiction

>>149555731
Honestly? Good. Kesha can't voice act worth a shit, and her casting was utterly pointless and caused a huge delay.

>>149555764
I actually thought her annoying party girl voice was spot on for the character

>>149555604
I'm already writing a fanfic, albeit it's Emily. Once it's done, I'll post it here.

>>149555731
>>149555764
>Celebrity actors
She was never going to make the series last
Also bee should have bee an actual bee instead of some half furry hybrid

>>149548291 (OP)
Why they put Verosika Mayday poster on background of art?

Her story doesnt seem to be continued(her whole point is being angry ex)

It's Christmas at little purgatory, all members are invited for the celebration.
What do you bring?

>>149555770
There are plenty of other actresses out there who can do the exact same voice for much cheaper, and without the possibility of another copyright Jew fight.

Also, unrelated, but I'm down bad for Mommy of God. She's like Stella but even BIGGER.

>>149555604
If I were to write for the vivzie verse it would be all about Loona, Tex, and Octavia. Kill all the others

>>149555825
I bring a Dane Cook album.

Who is Octavia gonna romance chat

>>149555860
Emo human boy

>>149555860
Me (biological human male)

>>149555873
Epic

>>149555860
Loona's emo ex hellhound one night fling

>>149555825
Soldier of Fortune magazines and western movies
Along with some good drinks to celebrate the birth of our Lord, maybe some steaks too
>>149555790
Celebrity actors are often a coin flip
>>149555776
While I like doing greens to practice my own writing as I am working on my own work.
fanfics aren't for me, not going to put that much work into something that isn't really mine.

>>149555456
>"Hey Loono, which necklace do ya think goes with my eyes?"
>"... Uh..."
>what the fuck is the right answer here?

>>149555679
We’ve got several active fanfics rn
>>149555623
I’m starting to wonder if the fic is playing into Loona’s desire to be viewed more than just a hellhound. A bit of a tough order considering her abrasive start, and Anon seemingly wanting to use her to try and get home.

>>149555764
>>149555770
Still a better actor than Sallie May VA.

Verosika 's VA was onstage for something.

>>149555887
>(biological human male)
This is Lute's domain

>>149556329
Anon did come off as kind of manipulative last chapter, I won't lie. But that fits, Anon SHOULD have a place to start from and develop over the course of the story. Snootgame's Anon had an arc around learning humility and empathy after all.

>>149556510
Lute is for Adam
Like Millie is for Moxxie

>>149556607
I was watching the blood moon I forgot how Millie was a good wife for Moxxie. I swear this show's allergic to heterosexual couples

>>149556636

>>149556656

>>149556673

>>149556636
Made for rape.

>>149556636
I like them but like a lot of shows writing and the couples
It could be better as it's half-baked and hollowed or better yet
Wasn't even put in the oven but We repeat ourselves
I should do a M&M green though

>>149556636
>>149556656
>>149556673
>>149556687
>These are the housecat-sized gremlins that kill people on a daily basis.
The silly goobers.

>>149556837
and just like cats. they are adorable.

>>149556837
You can just pick em up
They're free
They like headpats and purr like cats
Make sure to feed them regularly

>>149556904
Made for sinner dick

>>149556855
>>149556904
>M&M resting curled up on your lap.
>Purring like motorcycle engines as they somehow do.
>One problem though.
>You really need to pee and can't get up unless you disturb the pair of them.

>>149556837
They're such dorks

>>149550086
Stella should cuck Stolas by bribing Blitzo to start fucking her

>>149557018

Imp wife for life.

>die
>go to Vivzie hell
>fall in love with a white-furred hellhound receptionist
>actually hit it off
>she shares an earbud with you
>R&B, her favorite genre
>after a few dates, she can't keep her hands off you
>keeps calling you her 'boo'
>little weird, but whatever
>always drowns her food in hot sauce, too
>one day, you invite her to a concert on Earth
>she's super excited, and transforms into her human form
>white hair
>black skin
>oh no...

>>149557035

>>149557057

>>149557065

I saw a sinner with an imp girlfriend today. The west has fallen.

>>149550086
>Satan being Razzle and Dazzle's dad
It's already been confirmed that Lucifer created R&D for Charlie

>>149551416
For me it's the setting. I don't care about Shitzo or Cuckxie or IMP shenanigans, but the art + demon and Hell lore interests me a lot.

>>149557055
That only makes my dick harder

>>149548291 (OP)
Idea.
Tap dancing Emily and Charlie.

>>149557073
Gimme the one with the hips and thighs. Sweet Jesus.

>>149557092
>"Saw a Human/Sinner convert his Hellborn GF"
>"Hell has frozen over"

>>149556607
>Lute is for Adam
MEGA cringe
Lute is going to fall for Abel

>>149557198
>pic
>anon after an embiggening spell gone awry

>>149557092
Kek

Do people still care about this garbage?

helluva boss if it was good

https://files.catbox.moe/do7xei.mp4

>>149557278
>Embiggening spell makes random parts of the body big
>Anon tries on Loona, hoping for her tits and/or ass gets big
>Her fucking snout becomes a clothesline of terror
>Octavia
>Her beak can tear through walls
>Stella
>Can't tell whether the face begins or ends from the long feathers
>Stolas of all demons manage to get a fatter ass from the spell

>>149557325
I don't really care for the show, but like with everything I gain a slight interest for on this site. I started watching it for the waifus, in this case the bitchy owl milf. That one Loona fic also got me into her.

>>149557416
>Loona is an accountant at a small business
>Her work is so boring and inactive that she's become a major slacker
>Business owner is so poor he can only afford to hire her as the sole personnel
>Since she's just a hellhound she gets paid 10 dollars a week and some groceries
>Naturally Loona hates her job
>Gets excited at the prospect of an new client who happens to be an attractive Hellhound or human
>Most of the time the men that show up are old, ugly and creepy
>The few males that try to hit it off with her all meet the description above
>No male her age ever visits the shop
>When the first cute male hell hound arrives, she uncontrolably wags and shakes.
>She contains her excitement
>hellhound anon feels uncomfortable but he tries to keep a straight face and continues with attempting to do business with her
>She tries to give him signals, but she thinks he's not catching on
>Loona slickly tries getting his phone number and social media convincing him it is to keep a record of their customers
>He caves in
>Just before the transaction ends Loona starts touching up Hellhound Anon.
>He fights the urge but eventually he gets a massive boner
>He pretends like it didn't happen and rejects Loona much to her disappointment
>Loona frowns and groans loudly when he left the door
>She's back to serving her sentence of a unstimulating inactive office job much to her disappointment

>>149554495
>This cap will be 3 years old in a week
He's a prophet

>>149554495
>What if Stolas and Blitz weren't gay for each other
>Instead the reason Stolas uses him is because he's actually just evil and needs an Imp to do his evil bidding

>>149557829
This would have made Helluva Fag so much better. No more gay musicals or episodes and much more even focus time for the rest of the cast
>If only

>King Bee wraps an arm around you and tells you you're his new favorite person
>glances down at your crotch
>grins a shit eating grin
>"Looks like I'm your new favorite person too."

>>149557969
Wait, what on earth is going on with his right arm? How is it bending like that?

Where the FUCK is the official summer merch? July is nearly over. I'm not buying that shit, I just want new official art of Loona and Beelzebub in swimsuits to fap to.

>>149557271
I want to play Rayman Legends with Abel

What games would you play with Abel?

>>149548291 (OP)
> Collin gets a "redemption" arc or at least it gets setup for season 4.

>>149558980
Colin doesn't need a redemption arc because he and the other cherubs have done nothing wrong.

>>149559235
>other cherubs have done nothing wrong
No, fuck Cletus and Keenie. Collin deserves better.

>>149559235
Except for treating him like absolute shit and coercing him into doing things he doesn't actually want to do.

>>149558025
Around the shoulder? I think he just kinda messed it up.

>>149552732
>Vivziepop villain is a closeted fruit
Hmm, where have I heard that before???


>>149557271
If this version of Adam is in reference to the JD Vance baby meme, I'm going to McFucking lose it.

>>149559516
>Rusty
He is so cool, I wish I could hang out with him.

>>149551416
The original premise is shit and I'm tired of people pretending it was good. Look at these unlikable assholes killing humans regularly. It makes the main characters detestable and what I find amusing is that the recent short is when many of you idiots finally woke up and realized Blitzo is a literal shitty faggot hypocrite who gladly will continue to kill even good humans. As if that wasn't clear enough but hey you people are so stupid you needed this episode to get made so that you could internalize that Blitzo is not likable and neither are his minions.

Let me put it to you like this, old cartoon characters became failures such as Screwy Squirrel or Woody Woooecker because audiences didn't find them likable. Now here comes the main characters of Helluva Boss and they are GROSSLY worse. No way that Helluva Boss would have survived past season one with its original premise. The characters are strictly too hateable. They are still shit but if you only show them doing their jobs killing humans they will infuriate audiences because they get away with their shittiness repeatedly. Not even South Park's main characters are this shitty, then again their jobs aren't to repeatedly kill other people for chump change.

>>149559681
You know what's really shit? Kingdom Hearts.

>>149559707
Eat shit and die.

>>149559717

>>149559681
I somewhat agree, desu.

>>149559681
>Look at these unlikable assholes killing humans regularly.
True. I am tired of pretending Loona is a good furry character. The only reason she's liked is because she's seen as the few "Edgy" female furries. If she was literally just an adopted IMP she would not have this many fans

>>149559758
>no one would find her attractive if she was ugly!
No shit?

>>149554482
If you really want to cripple this shitty fandom and want to kill one of IMP employees you got to kill off Loona. We know Blitzo is a Gary Stu, and no one cares about Moxxie and Millie. So Loona getting killed would destroy this series beyond repair like even if you bring in a knock off replacement hellhound who has Loona's personality and voice actress and similar design the fandom would never come back because they are invested in Loona. They would be too angry to return. Loona is the only thing these shitty zoophiles care about. And I know Viv hates Loona's fans, hope she decides to kill off Loona as a middle finger to her fans.

>>149559758
Loona is not a bad character either, imo. It's just that most of her 'fans' are just horny for her and like her superficially.

>>149559828
Yeah but what does this have to do with Kingdom Hearts being boring as shit?

>>149559681
I think objectively the concept was decent
If handled by better writers (and with actual humor or none at all) the concept in practice could have been decent even if it wasn't going to be for me
Though as we can see it just became bland
I can't hate it as there is really nothing to hate about it

>>149559839
I liked her up until recent news. Now I only like fanfic.

>>149559839
>That name
Uh, did you forget to turn off your name or something? Don't tell me you're the guy seething about Loona fans and making discussion around her as obnoxious as possible

>>149559839
>>149559758
She's overrated anyway

>>149559872
LS doesn't have an issue with Loona fans from what I remember, the guy he's replying to hates Loona and reposts the same shit every thread (and I suspect he deletes his own posts too)

>>149559758
It's true, Loona's defense strictly exists due to furry fandom bullshit. If she were any of the other Non Animal demons she would be dismissed and seen for shitty killer that she is along with the rest of IMP.

This is why I say kill off Loona and you truly kill off this whole show. And the recent short was bullshit. Loona feels bad about killing good humans? Didn't stop her from killing Dork agents who only came into existence due to demons victimizing humans everywhere. You got Verosika, Fester Demon, and Blitzo and his toadies. Loona has no leg to stand on she's killed plenty of innocents to the point she's irredeemable shit exactly like Blitzo.

>>149559828
>And I know Viv hates Loona's fans, hope she decides to kill off Loona as a middle finger to her fans.
Seems accurate. But then it would make Blitz a whiney bitch which she doesn't want either since he is her Stan

>>149559924
>It's true, Loona's defense strictly exists due to furry fandom bullshit. If she were any of the other Non Animal demons she would be dismissed and seen for shitty killer that she is along with the rest of IMP.
AHAHAHA no.

>>149559924
They should have all been executed in the season 2 finale

Loonabros....?

>>149559865
You mean the Erica Lindbeck thing? I can understand going full doomer mode, but she's not ruined yet.

>>149559872
>guy seething about Loona fans
What? I said 'fans' because there are a lot of people who just jack off to her and don't even watch the show. At least most people here appreciate the subtle characterization she's given.

>>149559947
Let the hoes seethe. I'm just waiting for the next chapter of HILTLHH.

>>149559929
Viv only tolerates Loona's fans so long as she can cash in on merch sales, but I can see Viv killing Loona whenever the desire strikes her. Could be Striker getting lucky and murdering her, could be Dorks, could be the Ars Goetia, plenty of characters that can kill her off. Viv is the type to kill off characters if only to make the fans angry. She is one of those types and she will justify it by saying its her show so she can do whatever she likes.

>>149559970
Oh that's fair. Yeah it's pretty dumb when people go on and write fics but haven't even watched the show, they're just making up shit based on what they see in the threads.

>>149559924
>Loona feels bad about killing good humans? Didn't stop her from killing Dork agents who only came into existence due to demons victimizing humans everywhere
TBF Iirc she never actually talked to the guys and they were instantly aggressive to the gang so naturally she would attack in self defense without understanding their position

>>149559970
Yeah, that thing. I still like her, I'm just not as invested now. The less said about that shit the better though.

>>149559994
>>149559970
>>149559865
Alright I'll bite
What's going on with Loona?

>>149559901
Pretty sure he's just ban evading. He typically squeezes out a couple of posts before getting nuked. Happens in every thread.

>>149560019
I think leaks confirmed she is into women too or something

>>149560019
Nothing yet, don't worry about it.

>>149559943
They really should Andrealphus has all of IMP dead to rights. Lower demons are not allowed to hurt Goetias. All Andrealphus needed to do is speak the truth in a new trial a disgraced Goetia named Stolas sicked his lower class fuck toy to hurt him. And since its the truth, it would be seen as Stolas breaking Satan's judgement you know Contempt of Court that alone would give all of IMP and maybe even Stolas the death penalty.

>>149559924
>Loona feels bad about killing good humans?
Remember when she killed a baby

>>149560019
Some bullshit rumors. I won’t believe anything until I see the actual episode.

>>149560033
Oh that
I doubt she'll pair Loona with someone, while I speculated if she was it was going to be with someone of the same sex
but if Loona does get paired with someone there goes a good chunk of the viewership and merch money
Could be a tease like her having a crush on tex only to get friend zoned by him

>>149559989
Its not self defense for the hitmen arriving at an area with the intention to kill someone. The hitmen are inherently the guilty ones by default. Its only natural that their targets want to fight back to survive. Doesn't help these hitmen are evil demons so regardless of context most audiences will side with the humans most of the time.

>>149560093
>MFW I forgot she is an anti-lifer
I remember this being shared on a furfag site before the episode released. Truly they only like her because she's a hot furry

>>149560019
I don't think there's been any recent developments. Although some think she's going to be shoved into a poly relationship with Bee and Vortex, based on 'fan demand' on Twitter, and a sticker that featured all three characters. But as >>149560044 said, nothing to worry about. Viv would be remiss to ruin her biggest cash cow.

>>149560093
But it was a demon baby, not a human so it doesn't count

>>149560121
KEK
Free Loona from vivzieverse

So did the comic con panel happen already?

>>149560093
Poor Roxanne
I never watched the show nor really cared about it
but the some of the background and recurring characters mainly Stella drew me to these threads (much better than lurking in HHG)
and me working on my own work gave me an excuse to practice writing by doing greens

>>149560143
We really need someone to make I Wan Hug That Hellhound a reality.

>>149560093
I regret not saving that edit of the baby into Stewie Griffin

>>149559994
I still have the tiniest sparkle of hope my theories become canon. People sleep on the potential that story direction has. But the writing of the Hellaverse is known for its wasted potential.

>>149560019
Nothing much yet. Erica Lindbeck likes the polyshit Loona/Vortex/Bee ship. Anons are afraid this means Viv will make it canon. I personally abhor that ship as well.

>>149560033
Loona was confirmed to be bisexual. Most probably because her VA, Erica Lindbeck, is bisexual as well.

>>149560143
Free all the girls. They've endured enough bad writing for one lifetime.

Who do you find at the local sinner supremacist meetup?

>>149560209
You didn't have to spill the beans on it, now the threads gonna turn shit.

>>149560228
Katie Killjoy and Rosie. They're both based and own slaves.

>>149560228
Verosika, Striker, some greed sharks and three imps in an overcoat.

>>149548291 (OP)
You know what would be a good ending for HB?

Blitzo company inspires a new rival to open a new business doing what Blitzo does but the rival is more professional and orderly. This makes Blitzo angry. Blitzo ultimately goes bankrupt because his rival is superior to him. So Blitzo scavenges what little money he has left to sabotage his rival. Blitzo succeeds at sabotaging his rival but in doing so h exposes to all of humanity that Hell and the Demons are real so humans arm themselves and kill every demon without mercy. In Blitzo's short sighted victory he also dooms himself along with all of demon kind.

https://youtu.be/D-2799Y07Zc?si=KdbahIO7qqDV3D6J&t=390
I hate to be the party pooper but this isn't some new revelation. Loona's been shown to like chicks too. Since episode 8. Over two years ago. I don't like the faggy progressive pride lens Viv casts over it all, but gay is gay. Jerking off to the male characters is still gay. Fantasies about Vortex and peanutbutter is gay. Sharing links to art of Octavia and Stella smashing clams is gay. At least be consistent homophobes. If you don't like it, you should have left this show long ago because the entire plot is about an imp and an owl's fag romance issues, with cartoon murders on the side.

>>149560251
Pilot Katie right?

>>149560209
When a woman says she's bisexual she's simply attention whoring virtue signaling. Women are the biggest ones who insult the LGBT.

>>149559976
The week has been insanely busy for me, but I have started on the next chapter. I'm just trying to figure out plot beats and where I'll take certain characters. I feel like I'm finally getting an idea of the overall story, which yes, I didn't exactly go into this with a concrete plan like my other fic, and it shows.

>>149560287
True.

>>149560272
The only Katie that exists, in my eyes.

>>149560265
>homophobes
I'm bisexual. Also, let's be realistic here: Loona was just acknowledging that she's way out of Bee's league in terms of attractiveness. She was likely expecting Tex's girlfriend to be average.

>>149560287
This is true
Bisexual women are often straight
While Bisexual men are often gay

>>149560322
I love you ficanon, you make these threads worth it.

>>149560353
I'm flattered

>>149560322
Good to hear things are coming together! Take your time as always, I'm looking forward to reading.

>>149560182
I don't blame you, desu. There are plenty of hot background characters in these shows.

>>149560241
My mere existence is a curse. I went into /hhg/ and caused some anons to throw a shitfit because I was namefagging.

>>149560265
It's not because it's gay; it's because it's retarded. It is implied that Loona has never been in a relationship. A polyshit relationship being her first would be fucking terrible.

>>149560322
>Ficanon is busy with life
>Meanwhile I'm being a faggot procrastinator and not finishing my Valerie drawing

>>149560365
If she was never in a relationship, then where did she get Syphilis from? A public pool? A toilet seat?

>>149560347
>The only Katie that exists, in my eyes.
Indeed, good taste Anon
Same goes for most of the HH and HB characters

>>149560379
Noncanon. They're remaking the pilot episode to fit in with the series proper.

>>149560379
The pilot is not canon. Loona was spilling spaghetti all over the place with Vortex.

>>149560365
>Meanwhile I'm being a faggot procrastinator and not finishing my Valerie drawing
If you finish it, she might appear again sooner than later.

>>149560365
>Meanwhile I'm being a faggot procrastinator and not finishing my Valerie drawing
Hop to it! I believe in you.

>>149560365
>A polyshit relationship being her first would be fucking terrible.
Right? It feels like something done out of pity, which not only sets a bad precedent, but would be a huge hit to Loona's confidence.

>>149560379
The pilot is non-canon, remember?

Today I learned Helluvaboss is largely for self-loathing gays that want a target to punch down on as "the bad ones" (Like how autists on KF look for bigger spergs to bully) or overt gays that want to revel in gayness.

>>149560365
>>149560403
>I can save her.

>>149560365
>I went into /hhg/
That was your first mistake

>>149554694
The only way Blitzo would ever be killed off is if Viv and Faggot Brandon get into a fight. Viv under regular circumstances considers Blitzo her Gary Stu. And Blitzo is the self insert of that shitty faggot. So He needs to do something heinous to Viv so that Viv hates Brandon as a person and in turn Viv wants to kill him making her inclined to killing Blitzo off. And I hope it happens homosexuals and women make for fakest friendships. I want them to have a hideous falling out and that it ends with Blitzo being killed off out of spite and Viv using ai to voice Blitzo throughout.

>>149560445
>Blitzo is now voiced by Microsoft Sam

>>149560365
>I went into /hhg/
You did what?!

>>149554763
As if Millie would allow that. Millie loves her job because she loves to kill. And if she hears Loona kills Blitzo who is her Bad Writing Best Friend Millie would try to kill Loona. And if Loona kills Millie Moxxie would either leave or try to be macho and fight to avenge his wife which would end with Loona being forced to kill him as well. Loona can't change the business without killing everyone.

But lets be realistic if Loona got the order she would happily kill even a good kid. Don't try to argue this one. Loona is not kind.

I wish I had your energy and persistence, Loona-Fanfic guy.

Considering how HB/HH have let us down, if you guys got charged with making your own "hell/underworld" show legally distinct from Vivzieverse with your own creative dream team, what would you make?

>>149560789
Don't worry fan fiction is something you make when you are young, energetic, and stupid. In time aging takes away your energy and sex drive. You will find the internet pointless with age.

>>149560792
I wouldn't make any show about Hell being depicted as noble and good that's for sure. That alone is a shit idea. A place filled with...

Rapists of all kinds including child rapists.
Drug Addicts.
Serial killers.

That sounds revolting.

>>149560812
>He doesn't know about the boomers with DA fetish pages
Remember, you're here forever.

>>149560792
I'd just copy everything from the HB pilot but make it a funny show instead of the shit soap opera it became.
I don't give a fuck about anything in HH though.

>>149560396
>>149560402
The rough sketch is mostly finished. It's mostly lack of confidence that holds me back. And probably undiagnosed ADHD. Also, I'm fairly new to digital art.

I also have a terrible fear of people viewing and judging my artwork. It reminds me of a theory I have of Loona being kind of a nerd who likes reading and is also an aspiring artist, and that's why she doesn't want anyone to enter her room. That's why I like that in HILTLH(H), Loona has reading as a hobby. It tracks with her being able to use the Grimoire, learn spells, and be good at math. She's probably the smartest member of I.M.P.

>>149560403
>It feels like something done out of pity, which not only sets a bad precedent, but would be a huge hit to Loona's confidence.
Right on the money, anon. She doesn't need any more trust and self-esteem issues than she already has.

>>149560428
>>149560458
I sometimes lurk there to laugh my ass off at the autists there. Someone recognized me there when I namefagged today, though. Which one of you was it? I think one of the Stellafans was there earlier too.

>>149560792
Geez there's too much to list but off the top of my head
>Make the art style have heavier shadows and use darker colors when not in the city or bright areas
>Have a variety of non humanoid looking demons and angels
>Have a proper power system that can be bent once in a while
>Characters rarely say fuck or similar swears but when it's said it comes from characters you wouldn't expect to say it
>Music that gets stuck in your head with leitmotifs for each reoccurring character
>Other biblical characters and people with ties to the occult or esoteric culture show up either as major characters, gag characters, or background easter eggs
>An explanation on how if Christianity exists then what does that mean for every other religion and even those that came before Christianity
>A proper timeline of events from creation to when the show starts
>More slapstick jokes
>HH ripoff is more episodic as each episode is about a different sinner moving into the hotel
>Backstories on how each sinner died
>Lucifer is more akin to his Paradise Lost self with some changes
>More sexy women
>Maybe some sexy men

>>149560924
>The rough sketch is mostly finished. It's mostly lack of confidence that holds me back. And probably undiagnosed ADHD. Also, I'm fairly new to digital art.
Can't draw well without drawing shitty first.
>I also have a terrible fear of people viewing and judging my artwork.
I know exactly what you feel. Not gonna make you post your stuff, but at least personally I won't rip on you.
>It reminds me of a theory I have of Loona being kind of a nerd who likes reading and is also an aspiring artist, and that's why she doesn't want anyone to enter her room. That's why I like that in HILTLH(H), Loona has reading as a hobby.
Well... SOMEBODY wrote those Loono greens after all.
>>149561020
Sounds neat. I think a Hazbin-esque show should take place on Mt. Purgatory as in the divine comedy.

>>149561020
>Have a variety of non humanoid looking demons and angels
Zoophobia was great at this. In many sketches, Kestral rode on a giant bluejay creature.

>>149556064
She should be bald

>>149561053
Lol that fucking deku

>>149560792
Well I'm working on a book, a show about it would maybe interesting
Don't think it's worthy to talk about it here and I'm kind of embarrassed to even talk about it. Don't want to come off as a deviantart or tumblr fag
bit I'll give a tldr version of it
Humans that are punished for sins they've committed but worthy of redemption are sentenced to purgatory to serve under an organization to carry out bounties.
They also serve under said organization to pay for the debts of their sins with enough time they can ascend into Heaven if they choose to.
Some believe they are unworthy of ascending to Heaven so they wear cross necklaces based on the Saint Peter's Cross.

>>149561067
For all you know it's a wig

>>149557416
Kino Gmod animation

>>149560950
>Stinkmeaner calls this Satan a bitch-ass nigga
What would his reaction be?

>>149561020
>More sexy women
>Maybe some sexy men
Hey got to give both sexes their eye candy, better have tomboys in it
Though my work isn't a comedy as I don't think I'm funny
Sounds nice regardless Anon

>>149561144
>What would his reaction be?

>>149560950
>Vivzieverse demons are so weak they can get kwabbed by a human
For shame

>All week its been a slog with low activity.
>Suddenly 240 responses within a few hours.
Damn, weekend huh?

>>149561144
>Don't forget your place trash
Also>>149561160
If this is the Paradise Lost Satan maybe some gloating about how he is older than mankind and tempted them away from Eden

>>149561174
I for one am hoping for more LP and Columba autism.

>>149561196
You mean Nymo.

>>149561160
>>149561144
>>149561192
>Watch your tone with me you Dollar Store Stevie Wonder ass nigga

Stinkmeaner would probably cut off any musical numbers by whooping that nigga's ass mid-sentence.

>Well Christ on a stick I guess there is a God!
Here are the implications we can unpack from this line:
1. Jesus exists in the Hazbin verse, or at least characters in the Hazbin have a concept of Him.
2. Demons actively worship God, or at least regard Him as a being who works in favor of their interests
3. Despite Heaven and Hell being the LITERAL setting of these shows, the people do not know for a fact that God exists.

Literally what is this worldbuilding?

>>149561314
Devil May Cry. A universe where demons and angels exist but not God.

What sorta stuff does Nona whisper in Loono's ear to tease him?

>>149561334
>angels exist
Not to be that guy but they aren't angels
Humans misinterpret them as angels when in fact they are demons

Why are they uploading shorts instead of full episodes?

>>149561386
Budget

>>149561212

>>149561386
Shorts get more views than episodes
Blame tik tok

>>149561351
>"If you're a good boy, I'll take you for walkies"

>"Who's a good boy for mommy"

>>149561351
>I slathered barbeque and peanut butter on my pussy

>>149561399
While I prefer and came up with Columba
I think both are good

>>149561399
KEK

>>149561414
>"Who's a good boy for mommy"
Shit I'm a human and that'd work on me

>>149561314
Some force is still actively judging human souls. And the Speaker of God >>149555828 exists.

>>149560792
>stick with original HB premise
>focus on them doing their actual jobs instead of ship shit for a while
>D.H.O.R.K. episode is a decent baseline to introduce that group
>probably spend more time building them up and seeing what they can do following that ep
>inevitably rip off Fist of the North Star with invoking holy/demon fighting/defense powers
>add mecha, demons are lethal to humans and significantly stronger, would make sense to make D.H.O.R.K. damage-proof as possible, even if the mechs are insanely flawed at first
>Loona gets human bf
>episode inevitably comes where he’s the target
>she has to make that decision, no Blitzo jumping in at the last second bs from that short
>cut to black, only hear one gunshot as season finale

>>149561683
I would have her aim the gun and then cut to black with no gunshot just to blueball the audience.

>>149561683
I mean would it matter since he'll just be sent to vivziehell?

>>149561160
Stinkmeaner would counter the insult with his own brand of slurs

>>149561794
True. But now that I’ve posted it, I’m toying with the idea of him going to Heaven, snitching on IMP and inadvertently starting a holy war.
But after writing *this* down, it seems a bit too ambitious for the setting and character-assassinationy for him.

>>149561942
>with the idea of him going to Heaven
Literally how anon? He'd be banging a literal hellhound

>>149560792
>get rid of the hotel
>no more entering heaven or whatever
>story follows a guy trying to change and make his life (and maybe his friends) better. he will never be "redeemed"; whats done is done, but he will change for the better, against the larger society of hell
show a group of rough people who've done bad things, but are trying to make themselves better. explore what it means to genuinely try and change yourself for the better.

>>149561882
I posted in>>149561942 about one possibility, but after writing that, it sounds way too fucking stupid
>>149561981
Yeah, that idea’s going into the shitter after rereading that stupidity. Though, it could go into a “shot intentionally misses, Lonna and bf find a way to fake the hit” type plot.

>>149562069
Maybe you could write it as a good thing instead, maybe even have a party over it/ make it a cerimonial thing now that he's officially going to be one of them. The gang cheers him on but Loona's bf feels bittersweet about it but eventually they help him overcome any mental inhibitors

>>149562115
>dies
>immediately beelines for I.M.P.
>"Loona? Loona! I'm back!"
>"Anon? Holy shit, is it really... wow, you look..."
>he blinks
>"What? Is it bad?"
>".... honestly you got off pretty light."

>>149562115
I guess, but I’m thinking it’s running into the same territory as HILTLHH and, to some degree, She Comes at Night in that regard (dead Anon interacting with Loona/IMP). Maybe have him as a minor character on the run from D.H.O.R.K. before he decides to hide out in Hell, while still alive. Have the environment of being in Hell while alive physically and mentally affect him.
Again, all this while the main cast is still doing episodes with their schtick.

>>149562312
>She Comes at Night
QRD?

>>149562328
Anon in that fic thinks he’s having nightmares or sleep paralysis, turns out over several visits and, I think camera equipment, it’s Loona. He wakes up during it after being half-convinced he’s going insane and suffers massive sleep deprivation. He asks her what’s the deal with all the visits. Turns out, Loona’s in heat, Tex is dating Bee, and she’s naturally jealous. A couple of visits later, Anon and Loona end up deciding to finally fuck, after he has her change into human form since her muff was starting to light his boxers on fire. They fuck, he nuts, she changes back, *it* sizzles, lights turn on, Blitzo was hiding in the dark and shoots and kills Anon. Anon’s in Hell now and is trying to find a way to find Loona, after being distracted by other events. Chapter 4 came out last week, but no clue when the next one’s coming out.

>>149562405
>Blitzo was hiding in the dark
So wait, he just stood in the corner and watched them fuck? And then he shot him?

>>149562543
Hey someone has got to take care of that heat and it ain't gonna be him
Also
>*Hits pipe*

>>149562566
Blitzo? More like cuckzo, lmao

>>149562543
I guess. It basically went too quickly for anyone to figure out what happened, especially since Anon dies just as fast. And it doesn’t look like that’s getting resolved any time soon.

>>149562578
Blitzo wishes he could be as based as Dale

>>149562638
>>149562578
>>149562543
Know what? I’m gonna link it. AO3 dot org/works/62467513/chapters/159866980

>>149562696
Thank you anon. Something to read while waiting for the other fics to develop

>>149548315
Ah, the /mlp/ route.

Loona bump

Just saw the new Verosika Merch video. For someone who doesnt watch show her voice is like Butter. Succu UNF.

>>149559681
this is the type of sperg who gets unreasonably mad over seth mcfarlane shows being too meanspirited

>>149561314
>Literally what is this worldbuilding?
Sadly HH/HB's writers are not concerned with worldbuilding or even avoiding plot inconsistencies. And the pilot isn't canon.

What would a Lucifer in a full demonic form look like, more classical demon?

>>149548291 (OP)
I'll do you one better OP

>In the hellaverse crossover, it's revealed that Octavia is the reincarnation of speaker of God
>Roo will play a small role in the crossover and eventually in season 3 and 4 of Hazbin as it is revealed that she is eve, who wants to rule over Hell by attempting to overthrowing the morningstar dynasty outta vengeance
>Octavia/Speaker of God will pose a legitimate challenge to Roo's goals as Via wants to use her new found identity to destroy all hell
>Charlie, Stolas and Loona manage to somehow convince Via/speaker of God to not destroy hell through some contrived "balance to the universe" bullshit
>Via/speaker of God gets her own redemption arc as she defeats Roo by sacrificing her own life to save both heaven and hell, killing Roo once and for all
>Adam isn't dead but was merely unconscious and gets a chance to be with Lute again. Both will be slightly less bigger assholes towards sinners and demons as a whole by the end of Hazbin because Charlie is always in the right
>Lilith will a le misunderstood woman and saves Charlie from Roo during the final battle, and is able to get back together with Lucifer and Charlie in the series finale of Hazbin
>Lucifer reveals that he made a deal with heaven backdoors by letting them kill sinners and somehow regrets his decision when his actions have led to hell being nearly destroyed
>Alastor sacrifices his own life by preventing all of hell from being destroyed because of mommy/daddy issues and becomes redeemed as he makes it to heaven
>Heaven and hell are able to work together much closer by making the hazbin hotel a bigger priority for redemption
>The Goetia nobility has changed a lot since S3 of HB by letting the goetia date and marry whoever they wish. Stolas is now engaged with blitzo and holds a memorial for via, with a statue of her being placed in front of the goetia estate.
A similar statue will be place in Heaven.
>Stella and Andrealphus will either be dead or arrested

>>149560206
I got you senpai.

>...In conclusion, should Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano have partnered with Amazon Prime? Or any streaming service willing to promote a pair of cartoons taking place in a bastardization of Christian purgatory? Who's to say? But the overall pacing of Season 1 of Hazbin Hotel suggests that a slow burn as an independent creator, at the risk of losing fans and their financial support due to lack of patience, may have been the better option. Of course, that would also assume that a longer production schedule would yield a more concise and well-written plot.
>Because if Season 2 of Helluva Boss is anything to go by, an opening season of the Hotel could just devolve into Angel and Husk having a conflicted relationship with everything else taking a backseat and the original premise of the pilot being ignored and ultimately shunned by the original creator herself.
>............
>"Say your prayers!" as the late great Hulkster would say.
>This was Brody, of AlternateCreativityHub

Just watched Helluva Boss for the first time, thought it was pretty good
Dunno why a bunch of people treat this show like it killed their dog, is it just people that really hate all the gay characters

>>149564893
What do you think the show is about from what you’ve seen so far?

Why do people think Loona is an amazon? She's shorter than Charlie by a few inches. Yes, that would still make her 6.2, but that's just tall.

>>149564988
The global average height for men is 5ft 7”-5ft 9”, and the global average height for women is 5ft 5”. Loona at 6ft 2” is still noticeably taller than the vast majority of men, and is exceptionally taller than most women.

>>149564893
The majority of people here dislike Blitzo and Stolas and their relationship, and they don't like that the show is primarily a soap opera now rather than just a comedy. However, I agree that the focus on Blitzo and Stolas comes at the expense of the other characters' development and that their relationship is somewhat poorly set up. Also, the shift from a comedy with soap opera elements to a full-fledged soap opera with comedic elements created tone issues. And the worldbuilding and exposition are severely lacking.
>is it just people that really hate all the gay characters
Some people do.

I personally still like the comedy in the show; that's why I'm still watching it. That, and Loona.

>>149563510
That board is still alive to this day, even if it is on life support, so it's not impossible.

Let's just hope we don't fall down the pitfall of stuff like the scp wiki, let's keep this shit fun.

Viv and company are never gonna change, so we'll just have to watch all this stuff crash and burn slo-mo style while we do our own world building and horny greentexts.
It's mostly horny greentexts anyway.

Anyways, Stella is hot.

>>149562242
Who's this sexy wolf?

>>149548291 (OP)
>I.M.P crew meet the D.H.O.R.K.S. again and decide to go full killing spree mode
>They slice through agents like it's a demon blood buffet
>Finally reach the boss's office, expecting some crusty bureaucrat
>But it's a young-looking man with cold eyes and a crooked smile
>Blitz instantly starts shooting while hurling profanities and cracking awful jokes
>Boss doesn’t even flinch—he just starts strolling around casually
>Mocks the stupidity of Hell, the hypocrisy of angels, and the pointlessness of mortal morality
>"How the fuck aren't you dead?" Blitz spits, reloading
>The man laughs—a low, ancient kind of laugh, not human
>Voice changes, echoing with something rotten and timeless
>"Death is a threshold... I've long since passed it. I no longer seek heaven, nor fear hell. I crave only one thing now..."
>Steps closer, revealing a black, swirling mark on his neck—a curse older than sin itself
>"Chaos. The unraveling of existence. The fall of all realms and the silence that follows."
>Loona’s ears flatten. Moxxie mutters a prayer. Millie’s grip tightens on her weapon
>"I am Cain—the immortal man. Firstborn of man’s wrath. Branded by god, cursed to walk until time ends."
>The room grows colder. Shadows slither. Blitz starts to crack a joke, but no words come out
>"You kill monsters for pay. I am the monster that birthed monsters."

TL;DR Cain is the big boss of D.H.O.R.K.S and wants the end of all creation.(yes i know that you may think that this is more of a Hazbin Hotel thing but i can see Cain being in the big bad Helluva Boss since he is a man who can never die and he is on earth.

>>149548315
I swear I will go back to my fic soon. I just suck at being consistent. Also life sucks.

>>149564576
Thanks bro

>>149565193
Ever read Beastars?

>>149565337
Better idea
>IMP goes through a DHORK situation again. Only this time, it's the more competent CIA
>CIA succesfully interrogate prisoner through free appliance of shit beating
>the rest of IMP tries to go on another rampage
>CIA goes HECU on their demon asses
>CIA kills all of IMP, steals grimoire, sends a team in Hell
>former CIA operative sinner finds out. Being loyal, he (fuck gender neutral, man is man, woman is woman) shelters them

>>149548291 (OP)
Cont'd from OP

>The Hellaverse crossover will reveal that Octavia is the reincarnation of Speaker of God
>Roo is teased in the crossover, and will be the big bad for Hazbin S3 and S4. She turns out to be Eve and wants to rule Hell and uses its denizens to revolt against Heaven
>Via will be the only one to pose a threat to Roo and her goals cuz Via, through her SOG persona, has become powerful enough to destroy all of Hell, making the hazbin crew and imp try to take down Roo, as Roo’s goals will only further make Via’s attempt to destroy hell seem more justifiable, with the forces of heaven, the overlords and Goetia joining forces to try and stop the chaos
>Lilith out to be a le misunderstood woman and saves Charlie from being killed by Roo during the final battle in Hazbin. Luci reveals that he's made a deal with heaven in secret to let the angels kill sinners, but has come to regret his decision. And in typical Vivziepop fashion, Charlie and Lilith forgive him
>Charlie, Stolas and Loona convince Via to not destroy hell thru some contrived “balance to the universe” bullshit
>Via redeems herself by sacrificing her life to save Heaven and Hell by killing off Roo.
>Satan, the overlords, including Alastor, all sacrifice themselves to stop hell's destruction, redeeming themselves & end up in Heaven
>Charlie is the new leader of Hell and works closely with Heaven to make the Hazbin Hotel a big priority for redemption
>The Goetia can now date or marry whoever they want. Stolas and Blitzo get married, and both hold a memorial for Via, with a statue made in her memory. A similar statue is in Heaven to honor her sacrifice
>The IMP crew turn their assassin business into a rehabilitation center for Hellborns
>Adam wasn't dead, just unconscious, and reluctantly helps the Hazbin crew fight Roo. He and Lute get together. They’re now slightly less bigger assholes towards sinners
>Stella, Andrealphus, & the three vee’s will be killed or punished in Heaven

>>149548291 (OP)
>Blitzo creampie his own butthole

>>149564863
now that's some quality autism