Anonymous
9/8/2025, 3:59:45 PM
No.150272844
>>150272697
It really shouldn't work as well as it does
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:37:13 PM
No.149557055
>die
>go to Vivzie hell
>fall in love with a white-furred hellhound receptionist
>actually hit it off
>she shares an earbud with you
>R&B, her favorite genre
>after a few dates, she can't keep her hands off you
>keeps calling you her 'boo'
>little weird, but whatever
>always drowns her food in hot sauce, too
>one day, you invite her to a concert on Earth
>she's super excited, and transforms into her human form
>white hair
>black skin
>oh no...
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:53:29 PM
No.149267317
>>149267236
I dunno man Loona makes for some hot chocolate
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:33:29 AM
No.149132667
>April fools
>Blitzo's office dildo is coated in super glue
>Moxxie's guitar has a dime rattling around in it
>Loona also took the liberty of replacing his suit with an identical suit one size smaller so he'll think he's gaining weight
>Millie has had at least one package explode in her face today
>you meanwhile, put an easily removable hex on Loona
>she hasn't even noticed it yet, and you watched her with bated breath
>she groans and ascends into a standing stretch, "fuck it, I'm gonna go topside and grab some lunch. You want anything, Anon?"
>"McRib."
>she gingerly grabs the crystal from Blitzo's desk while he tries to dislodge himself from his chair
>then she activates her disguise, blue flames engulfing her familiar hellhound form for a moment before subsiding
>finally, she checks her makeup
>and screams
>"What the FUCK? Anon, did you fucking do this shit?!"
>"Do what now?" you snicker
>"You know what!" she snarls, "why the fuck am I BLACK?!"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:54:28 AM
No.149049613
Hippity Skittown,
Your waifu is now brown!
