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Anonymous No.149261789 >>149261800 >>149263021 >>149263130 >>149263892 >>149264547 >>149264771 >>149265091 >>149266972 >>149272687 >>149274469 >>149275001 >>149288433
So what would pilot Stolas think if you made him watch the entire series of Helluva Boss up to this point?
Anonymous No.149261800 >>149261810
>>149261789 (OP)
where is "this"
Anonymous No.149261810 >>149261832
>>149261800
Right here
Anonymous No.149261832 >>149261870
>>149261810
and this is where its at ?
Anonymous No.149261870 >>149261880
>>149261832
It is where it is
Anonymous No.149261880
>>149261870
number 9 on the trains transit line
Anonymous No.149261913 >>149261987 >>149263339 >>149264453 >>149287738 >>149287745
So the most recent short just kind of confirms IMP are villains and they deserve to be killed. Murdering pure innocents for money and yet we are supposed to side with them.
Anonymous No.149261987 >>149262471
>>149261913
>So the most recent short just kind of confirms IMP are villains and they deserve to be killed. Murdering pure innocents for money and yet we are supposed to side with them.
I get deja vu whenever someone posts this.
Anonymous No.149262471 >>149262884 >>149262913 >>149263318 >>149266818
>>149261987
Just reminding you, the only thing any demon deserves is a fucking bullet
>t. Doomguy
Anonymous No.149262826 >>149262869 >>149270950
>anon after a couple of months of going to satan's gym
Anonymous No.149262869
>>149262826
do not abuse your hounds
Anonymous No.149262884 >>149262896 >>149263318
>>149262471
But what if the demon is nice?
Anonymous No.149262896 >>149262957 >>149263318
>>149262884
>demon
>nice
Oxymoron. The latest short shows they have no mercy even killing innocents as long as they are paid. (Supposedly I haven't seen it).
Anonymous No.149262913 >>149262977
>>149262471
Anonymous No.149262921 >>149262949 >>149263403 >>149265005 >>149265015
Loona and Anon.
Anonymous No.149262949
>>149262921
Going on a Death Wish 3 arc in Hell https://youtu.be/XlBFaKnQ1PU?t=219
Anonymous No.149262957 >>149262977
>>149262896
Octavia has done literally nothing wrong and is a completely normal teenager who happens to be a demon.
Anonymous No.149262977 >>149262992
>>149262913
>killing demons is edgy
Hello r/atheism user
>>149262957
She is also a horrid Higher demon with access to horrible demonic magic and would no doubt feel no shame at murdering thousands with a flick of the wrist.
Anonymous No.149262986 >>149263049
Everyone talks about taking Loona for a walk.
But what about Loona taking (You) for a walk?
Anonymous No.149262992 >>149263007
>>149262977
>She is also a horrid higher demon with [LITERAL HEADCANON]
Anonymous No.149263004 >>149263018 >>149263054 >>149266504
Doomcuckolds should stick to playing their shitty MCU slop zoomie games instead of talking about shit they know nothing about.
Anonymous No.149263007 >>149263028
>>149262992
Has octavia ever shown care for others and empathy or is she as careless to use her magic as her father?
Anonymous No.149263018
>>149263004
Demon hands typed this post. Are you going to say Demon Lives Matter next?
Anonymous No.149263021
>>149261789 (OP)
>"Excuse me? I'm robbed of my status over... him? I shack up in that squalid hovel? I'd sooner sire a second child."
Anonymous No.149263028
>>149263007
If she could use her magic for anything that matters she would’ve left behind her terrible family already instead of relying on them to care for her.
Anonymous No.149263049
>>149262986
How does THAT work?
Anonymous No.149263054 >>149263073
>>149263004
Its either shitty doomposting or snorehammer 40gay posting
Anonymous No.149263073 >>149263148 >>149263159 >>149265115 >>149284955
>>149263054
>Muh snorehammer
It's called fun, you boring clod.
Anonymous No.149263130
>>149261789 (OP)
I miss this lecherous bastard. An asshole like Blitzo being forced into a transactional and predatory sexual relationship with a mincing man molester is the perfect way to balance how shitty he is. I have no reason to want to see that little red cunt happy, and turning this situation into some heckin wholesome chungus homo love story filed even more edge off this superficially edgy show. This shit is gay, in every sense.
Anonymous No.149263148
>>149263073
You should learn to have some.
Anonymous No.149263159 >>149263170
>>149263073
No sane person would think the 50,000th β€œHERESY FOR THE EMPEROR PURGE EXTERMINATUS” post of the month is original, let alone fun.
Anonymous No.149263160 >>149263355
Gentlemen this is an Owl Thread
Post your cute & adorable owls
As for OPs question
I did a very short green about an idea like that
Pilot Stolas would be livid that Canon Stolas would allow himself to give in to such impulses
and probably he'd be pissed how he treats and talks about Blitzo though I'm sure how'd he'd treat canon Blitzo
and most importantly he'd be furious that canon Stolas abandoned his daughter and maybe even Stella
As much as pilot Stolas loves Blitzo he would not put his family aside regardless how he feels about Blitzo
Anonymous No.149263170
>>149263159
And the 10,000th hootgame brainstorm post is not original nor fun either.
Anonymous No.149263318 >>149263326 >>149266053
>>149262896
>>149262884
>>149262471

>Implying being moral is in the blood
>Implygin it's not a choice you have to make every day

Hellboy would absolutely have no qualms about blowing Blitzo's head off with the good Samaritan. But I'd imagine he'd try to take the rest of I.M.P in alive especially Loona.
Anonymous No.149263326 >>149263344
>>149263318
Isnt his whole backstory he was raised by a kindly earth scientist? In that case he was raised with normal morals. Hell raised Hellborn seem to have no issues causing untold cruelty to each other and humans.
Anonymous No.149263339 >>149263515
>>149261913
Next you'll say
>Bring out the Fume Knight
Anonymous No.149263344 >>149263360
>>149263326
>Isnt his whole backstory he was raised by a kindly earth scientist? In that case he was raised with normal morals. Hell raised Hellborn seem to have no issues causing untold cruelty to each other and humans.

Yeah, but it shows that most of them have some potential for good.
LS No.149263355
>>149263160
>Post your cute & adorable owls
Instructions unclear, proceeding with thread derailment.
Anonymous No.149263360
>>149263344
I guess so, i'll just blame vivziepop for ruining another tender moment in the orphan short with haha demons murder people moment.
Anonymous No.149263403 >>149263412
>>149262921
I said before, and i said it again, we need a version of this but with Octavia.
Anonymous No.149263412 >>149263418
>>149263403
No,
Emily
Anonymous No.149263418 >>149263428
>>149263412
Nah
Agent One & Agent Two
Anonymous No.149263428
>>149263418
>Nah
>Agent One & Agent Two

Yes
Anonymous No.149263515
>>149263339
Bring out the Fume- NANI!?
Anonymous No.149263892 >>149277436
>>149261789 (OP)
He'd likely be in absolute shock and maybe even disgust that he could ever be that head-over-heels for an imp who clearly is in over his head with the assassin business idea; to the point that he surrenders his royal duty, accepts becoming a commoner for a century, and drives his family to despise and abandon him.
Now, the real question you should ask is: what would pilot Stolas think if you made him watch the fan animation where he himself (presumably) blows his brains out over his little plaything?
Anonymous No.149264352 >>149279584
As a gay we were fucking robbed of real representation with Pilot Stolas being replaced with Yaoi Owl
Anonymous No.149264453
>>149261913
we literally saw them assassinate a child in the pilot
Anonymous No.149264547 >>149265042 >>149266395
>>149261789 (OP)
It's not like I am really pro-idea that Stolas should have been totally a villain or some shit, no, not at all, but they definitely should have left the manipulative element of his and put at least some fucking responsibility onto his character instead of going full in on UwU gayboy victim. Stella being completely irredeemable is also retarded. I'd say it would be better writing if it maybe followed similar plot beats but with more nuance to Stolas, giving him darker moments, balancing out with him genuinely loving Octavia. Octavia should have stayed with Stolas nonetheless, which would actually given way for Stella's redemption by maybe actually having her live Octavia too and have Stolas and Stella reconcile that they both were often wrong in their relationship. Andrealphus would be the main villain, trying to manipulate and sway Stella into full villain mode but failing in the end. But they just wanted poorly written gay drama with Stolas as dindunufinn and Blitzo a fucking retarded cunt who they very poorly try to make a sympathetic "i can fix him!!!" character.
Anonymous No.149264771 >>149264924
>>149261789 (OP)
/Trash/ shota incident
/Trash/ shota incident
/Trash/ shota incident
Anonymous No.149264924 >>149265057
>>149264771
>/Trash/ shota incident
>/Trash/ shota incident
>/Trash/ shota incident

A human Shota would probably be a prized pet for a female Goetia. I'm sure they'd have plenty of magical ways to keep him small and cute for a long time.
Anonymous No.149265005
>>149262921
Loona and Nona
Anonymous No.149265015
>>149262921
Loono and Nona
Anonymous No.149265042 >>149265569
>>149264547
This. Stolas was fucking great in the beginning.
Anonymous No.149265057
>>149264924
Doctoss this anon has kids in his basement
Anonymous No.149265091
>>149261789 (OP)
I would've preferred it if Stolas only fucks Blitzo because he wants someone to dominate in bed(something he can't do with Stella since they are equal of size and status). Stella will get angry until Stolas tells her to try him as well which makes her understand why Stolas fucks imps.
Anonymous No.149265115 >>149265581 >>149265879
>>149263073
>you boring clod
Oh, great. The gems have found these threads.
Anonymous No.149265569
>>149265042
True
Anonymous No.149265581 >>149265879
>>149265115
QRD?
Anonymous No.149265879 >>149265917 >>149266207
>>149265115
>Oh, great. The gems have found these threads.
Kek. I read that post, and somehow I didn't make a connection even though I was a huge SUfag. I can see her liking WH40k and saying something like that.

>>149265581
Peridot from Steven Universe uses clod as an insult.
Anonymous No.149265917
>>149265879
Oh kekk
Anonymous No.149266053 >>149266181
>>149263318
Hellboy had the option to do good, the imps had the option to suffer or do evil. Having an option instead of blindly following his fate is what set him apart from other demons and is the reason why his choice to remain in an empty hell is what made him worthy to sit upon the throne of hell. He chose what hurt the most.
Anonymous No.149266181 >>149266197 >>149266263 >>149266473
>>149266053
First, Hellboy was also half-human, and the demon part was also partly divine, so he doesn't exactly count, second...

Nigga Loona for everyone!
Anonymous No.149266197 >>149266395
>>149266181
Her and Hellboy singing karaoke?
Anonymous No.149266207 >>149266269
>>149265879
>Peridot
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Anonymous No.149266233 >>149266248 >>149266259 >>149266289
Space dorito is trash.
Anyway, Loona.
Anonymous No.149266248
>>149266233
Best girl.
Anonymous No.149266259
>>149266233
Nah loona's a bitch
Anonymous No.149266263 >>149266324
>>149266181
Sheboona
Anonymous No.149266269 >>149266285 >>149266291
>>149266207
Green women are my weekness
Anonymous No.149266285 >>149266319
>>149266269
Same
Anonymous No.149266289 >>149266355
>>149266233
Don't you insult my precious F-22 Starscream!
Anonymous No.149266291 >>149266319
>>149266269
>Green women
I hope we get to see her again in Lars of the Stars.
Anonymous No.149266319 >>149266405
>>149266285
She loves being picked up and bent over things
>>149266291
She loves crushing things between her thighs
Anonymous No.149266324 >>149266355
>>149266263
Ballona, 'cause her ass is like a chocolate balloon.
Anonymous No.149266355 >>149266376 >>149266390 >>149266405 >>149266408 >>149266468
>>149266289
Still a jobber, no matter the continuity.

Also perinigger needs to go back to bullying jannies.
>>149266324
Sheboona doesn't have a bigger ass than regular Loona.
She does have a greater appreciation for Kentucky Fried Goetia though.
Anonymous No.149266376 >>149266568
>>149266355
She Springer is hotter than SheStarscreams-into-a-curb.
Anonymous No.149266390
>>149266355
>Kentucky Fried Goetia
Kek. Don't owls eat chicken?
Anonymous No.149266395 >>149266440 >>149266767
>>149266197
Why not her and Agent Two?
>>149264547
Indeed, pretty much every character half-way through season one was altered and by season two was the point of no return

Anyways Gentlemen
Happy Fourth of July
Anonymous No.149266405
>>149266319
While wearing a bunny suit
>>149266355
/calm/, you can still like bitches it's not illegal
Anonymous No.149266408 >>149266568
>>149266355
Not in the 2007 where he kicked Ratchet and Ironhide's asses.

Also, all that chicken goes to her ghetto ass.
Anonymous No.149266431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDyOweu-PA
>it syncs
Anonymous No.149266440 >>149266468
>>149266395
>Why not her and Agent Two?
Cause Hellboy has Agent 2's spirit picking songs.
Anonymous No.149266468
>>149266440
>Cause Hellboy has Agent 2's spirit picking songs.

>Hellboy having to pronounce anime titles

Amazing

>>149266355
>Sheboona doesn't have a bigger ass than regular Loona.

Wrong her having a bigger as is obligatory
Anonymous No.149266470 >>149266506 >>149266536 >>149266558 >>149266568
why did SUtrannies invade this thread?
dont they have their own?
Anonymous No.149266473
>>149266181
>(you) get to bleach this every night
Vanilla chocolate swirl.
Anonymous No.149266504
>>149263004
>t. mortally challenged
Anonymous No.149266506 >>149266558 >>149266568
>>149266470
Anonymous No.149266536 >>149266558 >>149266568 >>149271313
>>149266470
Better them than the Homestucks
Anonymous No.149266558 >>149266568
>>149266470
>>149266506
>>149266536
You are more of the same
Again
and Again
And again
and Again
And again
And again
Anonymous No.149266568 >>149266587 >>149266632 >>149279031
>>149266408
>Flees like a bitch after Megs gets reverse-Gaviscon'd by the Allspark
>Stomped like a bitch by Megatron after his revival and gets rekt by Optimus in the forest.
>IN A 3v1
>Dies to a sharp firecracker lodged in his eye by a human.
JOBBER
>>149266376
First time I've heard someone say they want to fuck R63 Springer. Kek.
But I know what you mean.
>>149266470
While I would say anons can browse and enjoy different /co/ threads at once, I object to the presence of perinigger as they detract from this brand of waifufagging.
>>149266506
He's right though. Unless you're waiting to make another thread for yourselves.
In which case, be quiet and be patient.
>>149266536
Can't believe that didn't get shot down immediately. Guess 4chinz must be short on recruits from their usual pool of pajeet NEETS after the crash.
>>149266558
As are (you), me boy.
We're all stuck here forever.
Anonymous No.149266587 >>149266662
>>149266568
Thanks for the input Norm
Anonymous No.149266592
Vivshit has dethroned SU though to be fair I'd be bitter too
Anonymous No.149266622 >>149287980
>Loono keeps hanging around Anon and asking him to join him on social outings
>Anon is straight as an arrow and completely oblivious to the fact that these are meant to be dates
>or that Loono is trying to get him to fuck him
Anonymous No.149266625 >>149266658 >>149266662
>something something stop policing threads
Autistic hypocrisy at its finest.
Anonymous No.149266632 >>149266658
>>149266568
Quit your belly-aching
Anonymous No.149266644
Anonymous No.149266658 >>149266685
>>149266632
Make me, soda boy.
>>149266625
Such is the way of 4chan.
Anonymous No.149266660 >>149266718
Anonymous No.149266662 >>149266716 >>149266731 >>149266779
>>149266625
>>>149266587

Paint dis berds green and I'd build a fuckin harness and have her starpped to my cock 24/7
Anonymous No.149266685 >>149266718 >>149266724
>>149266658
I'm more of an iced tea guy
Anonymous No.149266716
>>149266662
Are you well or just drunk Anon?
Anonymous No.149266718 >>149266762
>>149266685
Never really understood the appeal. Though with the flavours on offer it seems to have a niche.
>>149266660
Bee really needs to stop spreading baseless rumours around...
Anonymous No.149266724 >>149266762
>>149266685
We're going to have to run more studies
Get on my face
Anonymous No.149266731
>>149266662
>Green bird
Anonymous No.149266750 >>149266829
Also found this to somewhat get back on topic.
>Laguages
Anonymous No.149266762
>>149266718
Soda can feel painful when you're drinking it after eating something spicy, iced tea is always nice to drink
>>149266724
Based
Anonymous No.149266767 >>149266804 >>149266829
>>149266395
>Why not her and Agent Two?

Do you think she's ever twerked for Agent One? Do you think Agent One even knows how to respond?
Anonymous No.149266779 >>149266804 >>149266932 >>149267077
>>149266662
Anonymous No.149266791
Loono is so handsome.
Anonymous No.149266804 >>149266881
>>149266767
Anon, you know why Two has blonde hair and became a fed?

Because she really didn't like living in Detroit during the summer of 2012.
>>149266779
https://youtu.be/CfUkd8yeeTQ?feature=shared
Anonymous No.149266818
>>149262471
We know you mean Doom Slayer, underage twitter nigger.
Anonymous No.149266829 >>149266881 >>149266881
>>149266767
>Do you think she's ever twerked
I believe she's above that, though if she's drunk enough maybe
Depends on which Agent One were going with
>>149266750
>Anon who is this and why is he colored like one of your human holiday trees?
Anonymous No.149266881 >>149266895 >>149266952
>>149266804
>Anon, you know why Two has blonde hair and became a fed?
>Because she really didn't like living in Detroit during the summer of 2012.

I don't even know what you're referring to.

>>149266829
>I believe she's above that, though if she's drunk enough maybe

For Agent One? No, she's definitely done it for him.

>>149266829
>Depends on which Agent One were going with

I'm pretty sure any version of him would be flustered.
Anonymous No.149266895
>>149266881
Nevermind.
Anonymous No.149266932 >>149266938 >>149267288
>>149266779
Anonymous No.149266938
>>149266932
PURPLE IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR.
Anonymous No.149266952 >>149267335
>>149266881
>I don't even know what you're referring to.
He's referencing the story of how Stolas was gaped and raped causing him to become queer

>For Agent One? No, she's definitely done it for him.
When she's sober, I don't think so
but when she's black out drunk, Yes
and If One were to bring it up Two would be flustered

>I'm pretty sure any version of him would be flustered.
Likely I think they'd react slightly different
Anonymous No.149266972 >>149271339 >>149271997 >>149272060 >>149282687
>>149261789 (OP)
The OG Helluva Boss is back btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ81IThtFw4
Panty & Stocking season 2 (the English dub recasted every single one as you can hear)
Anonymous No.149267077
>>149266779
That is a fuckable birb
Gonna ruin thanksgiving fucking this one
Gonna ruin everything fucking this one
Anonymous No.149267230 >>149267236
Who has the nicer ass, Two or Sheboona?
Anonymous No.149267236 >>149267317
>>149267230
The answer is clear
Lucky One
Anonymous No.149267288
>>149266932
Anonymous No.149267317 >>149267369 >>149275299
>>149267236
I dunno man Loona makes for some hot chocolate
Anonymous No.149267335 >>149267502
>>149266952
>Likely I think they'd react slightly different

It'd be minimal enough that there'd be no difference unless he's also drunk. Maybe Jericho is more likely to flirt back but that's it.
If we're going autistic thread canon I love the idea that Ben and Jericho look nothing alike if they weren't drawn in Vivzie's art style. Ben looks like the guy in pic related sans beard, Jericho looks like a combo of young Clint Eastwood and Tom Cruise.
Anonymous No.149267369 >>149267490
>>149267317
I say the answer is Agent Two mainly because she has better hair than Loona's awful side cut
If Loona had a better haircut I'd call it a tie
>Anon & Agent One have a double-date with BLoona & Agent Two
Anonymous No.149267490
>>149267369
Two and Bloona are definitely exchanging hair tips considering they both have straight hair.
>Two gets pissed when she finds out Bloona's hair is naturally straight and white
Anonymous No.149267502 >>149267536
>>149267335
>Jericho looks like a combo of young Clint Eastwood and Tom Cruise
So picrel?

Jericho wouldn't drink too much just in case "When the time comes"
but mainly it's to stay sober enough to keep an eye on Two when she's "white girl wasted"
Though yes he'd flirt back to Two
Ben would likely join in on the drinking & dancing but wouldn't get completely drunk, at most he'd get buzzed
Ben would sperg out at Two's attempts at flirting
Anonymous No.149267536 >>149267742
>>149267502
>So picrel?

Not really enough Tom Cruise.

>Ben would sperg out at Two's attempts at flirting

He'd flirt back. How good he is at it is optional but Two is also an autist.
Anonymous No.149267570 >>149267598 >>149267651 >>149267701
Value Store Mr. Rogers did NOTHING WRONG.
I don't care if the writer was different for the short it just solidifies the already diamond hard idea that Blitzo is a hypocritical cunt and also that IMP are villains and yet we are supposed to want to see them succeed at being monsters.
Anonymous No.149267598 >>149267648 >>149267651
>>149267570
I'm surprised people didn't have issue with them killing people during spring breakers
Sure they were douchebag college kids but they didn't' do anything really wrong
Anonymous No.149267648
>>149267598
I kind of did. But to be fair Verosika was there so I was distracted by the really hot succubus.
Anonymous No.149267651 >>149267695 >>149267713 >>149267742
>>149267570
>>149267598
I know /co/ fucking hated the short (with good reason) but what has the general response been? What do normies and the other side of the fandom think of it? Because as much as there have been countless examples of I.M.P.'s hypocrisies throughout the show, this short was incredibly egregious and very mean spirited.
Anonymous No.149267695
>>149267651
I've seen others on youtube saying it's pretty bad and keep citing sinsmass as them being hypocritical on who they decide to kill or not
Anonymous No.149267701
>>149267570
Anonymous No.149267713 >>149273183
>>149267651
The subreddit actually was mostly in agreement Mr. Rogers Value edition did nothing wrong and was completely justified.
Even some saying Blitzo is a hypocritical shithead for not killing the queer couple but just HAVING to murder the nice old man.
Anonymous No.149267742
>>149267651
I recall seeing some redditors were unhappy about it

So the general consensus across the board is mixed
>>149267536
>Two is also an autist
She's a weeb and has a severe case of Swordtism
Anonymous No.149267753 >>149267880 >>149267922
Would he be Stella's type?
Anonymous No.149267880 >>149267922
>>149267753
Would she make him cheat
Anonymous No.149267922
>>149267753
Possibly
>>149267880
Nah Frank's a loyal husband
Anonymous No.149267975 >>149268006 >>149268235
Easiest way to have Blitzo have some comeuppance for being a murderous shithead is
A. Have a target they killed come back and take revenge, and he keeps coming back since hes a sinner
Or
B. Have an actual Angel (not cherubs) catch wind of all the murders they are doing and make it their mission to hunt IMP down and kill them for their crimes.

Both would force IMP and Blitzo to deal with the consequences of slaughtering innocents for money in a decent and interesting way.
Anonymous No.149268006
>>149267975
C. Have all his loved ones realise he's a total narcisistic cunt and have them leave him. Let Loona be the last one, final nail in the coffin.
Anonymous No.149268088 >>149268112
I wanna see Loona play softball.
Anonymous No.149268112 >>149268128 >>149268129
>>149268088
Why not baseball?
Anonymous No.149268128 >>149268144
>>149268112
Because lesbains play softball
Anonymous No.149268129 >>149268138
>>149268112
Either would be cute.
>she kisses (you) when her team wins
Anonymous No.149268138
>>149268129
Anonymous No.149268144 >>149268152
>>149268128
>lesbains
Sounds like you have Less Brains if you ask me!
Anonymous No.149268152
>>149268144
Anonymous No.149268171 >>149268174
I wonder what a Heaven based Vivzie show would be like.
Anonymous No.149268174 >>149268220
>>149268171
Anonymous No.149268220
>>149268174
Anonymous No.149268235 >>149268244 >>149268292
>>149267975
>Have a target they killed come back and take revenge, and he keeps coming back since hes a sinner
i am surprised they havent done this yet, it makes perfect sense that the guy you just murdered would come for you if given the chance, and unlike sinners hellborn arent immortal
what, do they all just forget who did them in when they respawn?
Anonymous No.149268244 >>149268259
>>149268235
When we got previews of Mastermind I genuinely thought this was going to happen.
Anonymous No.149268259
>>149268244
That would have been great to have all the targets killed throughout the episodes be there at the trial to confirm that imp was illegally going to earth to kill people
Anonymous No.149268292 >>149268324
>>149268235
The important point in it is the victim has to be innocent. It would make it so much more poignant if the person trying to kill them was in the right.
Anonymous No.149268324
>>149268292
>The important point in it is the victim has to be innocent.
but anon, an innocent victim wouldnt end up in hell, would they?
the point was that the victims who would want to get their revenge are the ones who end up in hell and i doubt all of them would just take on the chin being literally murdered
Anonymous No.149268396 >>149268415 >>149268427
Anyone got the snoot-ified Octavia pics? Also what would the rest of the cast look if they were snooted?
Anonymous No.149268415 >>149268433
>>149268396
i gotchu senpai
Anonymous No.149268427 >>149268456
>>149268396
i requested these two from an artfriend who goes around /snoot/ from time to time

and to answer your question, i guess the imps would be compies and hellhounds would be t-rexes or other, bigger carnivorous dinos
Anonymous No.149268433 >>149268456
>>149268415
Thanks pal. I found the other one too.
Anonymous No.149268437 >>149268543 >>149268623
>disguised femtex be like
Anonymous No.149268456 >>149268489
>>149268427
>>149268433
Oh whoops. I guess I'll delete mine since its a waste of image slots.
> i guess the imps would be compies and hellhounds would be t-rexes or other, bigger carnivorous dinos
Compies are perfect.
>t-rexes
Or maybe some four legged lizard?
Anonymous No.149268489 >>149268534
>>149268456
>maybe some four legged lizard?
like what, crocodiles or synapsids?
Anonymous No.149268534 >>149268541 >>149283035
>>149268489
That thing is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen.
>synapsid
Maybe. I just feel dire wolf is the natural answer but they're not different enough. They'd just be hellhounds but bigger.
Anonymous No.149268541 >>149268554
>>149268534
>That thing is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen.
guess we found our snoot hellhound analogue, then
Anonymous No.149268543
>>149268437
Shit man I'm into it.
Anonymous No.149268554 >>149268599
>>149268541
Goddammit man quit jump scaring me
Anonymous No.149268599
>>149268554
>anon gives loona his true sight glasses.
>tells her to look in the mirror.
Anonymous No.149268623 >>149268649
>>149268437
I am no longer racist.
Anonymous No.149268632 >>149268666 >>149268718 >>149268745
they're talking about you guys in the Homestuck thread
Anonymous No.149268649 >>149285359
>>149268623
I'm still racist
It's the white man's duty to colonize & dominate
Anonymous No.149268666
>>149268632
Good to know?
Anonymous No.149268718 >>149268806
>>149268632
Are they being nice?
Anonymous No.149268745
>>149268632
>fagsuck
who cares
Anonymous No.149268758 >>149268786
>Loona is your long lost sister
How would you react
Anonymous No.149268786
>>149268758
You know I thought was gonna lead to anon finding out loona is the same hellhound he banged a while ago and him being his sister made it hotter somehow
Anonymous No.149268806
>>149268718
They seem indifferent.
Anonymous No.149268912 >>149268922 >>149268930 >>149268948 >>149268989 >>149269570 >>149269619
>Through a cascading effect after hanging out with Bee, Satan begins sliding into your DMs
>What do (You) do? What does he say?
Anonymous No.149268922 >>149268932
>>149268912
Picrel
Anonymous No.149268930 >>149268989
>>149268912
his plan is to make you into warlock Broly.
Anonymous No.149268932
>>149268922
>"Why... What did I do..."
Anonymous No.149268948
>>149268912
I get the Vatican on the phone
Anonymous No.149268989 >>149269029 >>149269042 >>149269133 >>149269574
>>149268912
>>149268930
>satan sees what stolas has been teaching anon
>astrology, astronomy, geology, botany, healing magic, scrying magic
>thinks its all pussy
>decides to take anon under his wing
>hes gonna turn that wimp into a muscle wizard
>he wont fail the same way he failed with Jesus
Anonymous No.149269029
>>149268989
>when he gets done Anon greets Loona by palming her ass like a basketball and lifting her off the ground
Anonymous No.149269042
>>149268989
>Temptation of Christ style arc with Anon
That's nice
Anonymous No.149269133
>>149268989
>"For 40 days and 40 night I tried to get that boy to join me. But he just wouldn't budge! Even had to call Asmodous to tempt him with the hottest women and men on earth. He still said no to both! He's too much like the big man upstairs!"
Anonymous No.149269502 >>149269522 >>149287980
Sniffing Loono's shirts.
Anonymous No.149269522 >>149269545
>>149269502
read that as ”shits” and was about to call you a degenerate
Anonymous No.149269545
>>149269522
I am purely a clothing sniffer
Anonymous No.149269570 >>149269590
>>149268912
>"So, uh... You like trials? Have 'em often?"
Anonymous No.149269574
>>149268989
Anonymous No.149269590 >>149271068
>>149269570
>walk up to a lawyer and asks if he likes lawyering
You guys picture Anon having the shittiest small talk possible sometimes, its kinda endearing
Anonymous No.149269619 >>149269642 >>149269684
>>149268912
Adding onto this, does he have any quirks when typing?
Does Bee?
I find such things interesting...
Anonymous No.149269642 >>149269684
>>149269619
He talks in all caps and exclamations
And uses words too big for him to understand
Anonymous No.149269684 >>149269901
>>149269619
Bee types like a quirky twitter user with lots of emojis, Satan probably speaks in full proper sentences with punctuation. Mammon probably abbreviates a lot of words and most of his texts are indecipherable shitposts.
Ozzie Idk he's probably relatively normal if a bit effeminate.
>>149269642
>his phone is damaged and can't turn off the caps lock
Anonymous No.149269710 >>149269736 >>149269841
>hellborn hate humanity
>make use of human inventions like guns and cell phones
Anonymous No.149269736
>>149269710
I’d be pissed too if the schmuck who died jerking off in a batman costume yesterday out ranks in power in the place I’ve lived my whole life
Anonymous No.149269738 >>149269796
I hate mexicans but I still eat tacos.
Anonymous No.149269796 >>149270788
>>149269738
I hate Sony and I still like my PS2.
Anonymous No.149269841
>>149269710
>Loona's a fucking furry who can turn into a feral
>guys still want to fuck her
Anonymous No.149269901
>>149269684
What about other characters?
Anonymous No.149269950 >>149269992 >>149270079 >>149270578 >>149270896 >>149272225 >>149285382 >>149285476
Which is your favorite crackship in the Helluvaverse??
Anonymous No.149269992
>>149269950
Kris and Via are cute.
Anonymous No.149270079 >>149270128
>>149269950
Me X all the anthro girls
Anonymous No.149270128
>>149270079
Anonymous No.149270130 >>149270165
>Clown Millie
Anonymous No.149270165 >>149270245 >>149270260 >>149270710
>>149270130
>Honk honk moxxie! I’ve got a new way to kill a target with a rubber chicken honk honk!
>Millie this is an intervention, you need to stop the clowning around. If not for me, do it for the baby.
>You can’t keep this clown down honk honk!
>*Millie escapes on a unicycle*
>Daddy, is mommy coming back?
>I don’t know sweetie *sniffle* I don’t know.
Anonymous No.149270245 >>149270339
>>149270165
>Loona & Octavia have to babysit M&M's child
>While Blitzo & Moxxie have to chase Millie clowning around hell
>Comes across Anon who's unaffiliated with this story
>Millie throws a pie at his face whilst screaming "Get creampied!"
>She unicycles away
>"Least it's not salsa" Anon thinks to himself
Anonymous No.149270260 >>149270286 >>149270710
>>149270165
>Loona begins chasing after her on all fours. "MILLIE, GET BACK HERE!"
>"I CAN'T BE A SURROGATE MOM!"
>Millie begins peddling faster.
>Shes honking her horn all the while.
>She rounds the corner and BAM!
>Stopped by the Clown's ancient nemesis.
>A Mime.
Anonymous No.149270286 >>149270313
>>149270260
Hold on....

>Clown Millie
vs
>Mime Octavia

Who wins Anon?
Anonymous No.149270313
>>149270286
Anon is the Space Wizard.
Anonymous No.149270339 >>149270419 >>149270710
>>149270245
>”Millie you need to stop! You’re out of control!”
>”Out of control? You haven’t seen out of control yet baby honk honk!”
>*Millie puts her hand behind on hand*
>”No.”
>*She shifts her fingers*
>”Millie please!”
>*Millie does the detaching finger trip*
>”Nooooooo!”
>*Millie moves her finger back and forth while moxxie cries*
Anonymous No.149270419 >>149270451
>>149270339
>Loona is in the corner holding a cross
>Blitzo & Stolas are crying under a desk
>Octavia is hysterical
>Anon is wondering if he came over at a bad time
Anonymous No.149270451 >>149270553 >>149270710
>>149270419
>Anon don’t get close to her! The clown gravity is too strong with her
>*Cut to Millie spinning plates*
>Luckily we called an expert to solve this
>*The exorcist theme plays as Fizz exists his limo*
Anonymous No.149270553 >>149270625 >>149270710
>>149270451
>There is a real, genuine clown disease in hell
>It is rare and hard to contract, but very potent once you become infected
>Its a weird cross between a virus and a curse
>The only way to cure the victim is to manage to outclown them
>It only infects imps
Anonymous No.149270578
>>149269950
>Charlie x Charlie
kek
Anonymous No.149270625 >>149270710
>>149270553
>Fizz spends the next few hours matching Millie’s clowning energy
>They fight using bowling pins, pies, plates, balloon swords, balloon dog fights, and drag race in clown cars
>No one finds it funny but them
>It ends with fizz doing a pull my finger gag which makes Millie go into a laughing fit till she is no longer a clown
>Sometimes her and moxxie use the rubber chicken during sex
Anonymous No.149270635 >>149270645 >>149270710 >>149270749
>Moxxie thinks he's lost Millie forever.
>Loona and Octavia are watching Skittles(Their kid) for the night so he can have a moment alone to sob.
>In the darkness of his apartment, he hears something.
>A squeak.
>He turns and sees the door closed, a pair of eyes in the darkness, and a bike horn.
>"Oh Mooooooooxie~!"
>He raises his hands as he backs up, trying to plead for his life.
>He falls backwards on the bed, and she jumps on top of him, straddling him.
>"Let's see you stuff this clown car full."
>Zoom out of his apartment, a mournful and quiet 'Noooooooo' while the bed squeaks and she honks.
Anonymous No.149270645
>>149270635
>skittles
Anonymous No.149270710
>>149270635
>>149270625
>>149270553
>>149270451
>>149270339
>>149270165
>>149270260
Glorious greentexts fellow Anons
Well done
Anonymous No.149270713
What does Clown Millie look like?
Anonymous No.149270720 >>149270728 >>149270763 >>149270933 >>149287980
So if Loona is supposed to be tall, comparing with Charlie who is in the 6 foot range and shrinking in her human form... would Loono be even taller?
Anonymous No.149270728 >>149270743
>>149270720
We're talking about Clown Millie right now
Anonymous No.149270743
>>149270728
Oh maaan!
Anonymous No.149270749 >>149270762
>>149270635
>Millie comes to office the next day with a pregnant stomach
>”Millie we don’t have maternity leave so I can’t pay you for time off”
>”Don’t worry boss, I know what to do honk honk!”
>*Millie takes out a needle and pops her pregnant belly like a balloon*
>*Everyone is horrified*
>”Millie!? What have you done?!”
>”Better question is, what’s behind your ear?”
>*She pulls a crying imp baby from behind blitzo’s ear*
Anonymous No.149270762 >>149270770
>>149270749
Look, it's Hershey!
Anonymous No.149270763 >>149270780
>>149270720
He’d be about 8’5’
Anonymous No.149270770
>>149270762
The kids nickname is Kinder
Anonymous No.149270780 >>149270796
>>149270763
Good lord, Nona's almost crotch height!
Anonymous No.149270788
>>149269796
I hate the PS2 but I still replay Ace Combat 4 regularly.
Anonymous No.149270796
>>149270780
no wonder he likes her.
Anonymous No.149270857 >>149270894
>Clown Millie wears a tutu, leggings, a sleeveless satin shirt. Big blue nose. Bells on her horns
Anonymous No.149270894 >>149270941
>>149270857
>She is rather leaping around to get where she needs to go or is on her unicycle
Anonymous No.149270896
>>149269950
The one in the middle-top is the worst, even for crackship standards.
Anonymous No.149270931 >>149270953
>Nona wears Loono's t-shirt
>basically a dress
Anonymous No.149270933 >>149270961
>>149270720
Vortex and Pinklie seem to be around 7 feet tall.
Anonymous No.149270941 >>149270954
>>149270894
>The Millie Mobile.
>It exercises her thighs and tones her ass.
Anonymous No.149270950
>>149262826
She'd kick your ass.
Anonymous No.149270953
>>149270931
It's more like a nightgown for her
Anonymous No.149270954
>>149270941
>She’s got ballerina thighs
>Very muscular and powerful and her tights show off all the muscle on her lower half
Anonymous No.149270961 >>149270973
>>149270933
>7 feet tall hound boys
I'm not gay but...
Anonymous No.149270973 >>149271673
>>149270961
>I'm not gay but
Anonymous No.149271031 >>149271034
>one side of the thread
Loona/loono stuff
>Other side of the thread
Clown millie
Anonymous No.149271034 >>149271039 >>149271215
>>149271031
Sounds like good thread to me
Anonymous No.149271039 >>149271056 >>149271215
>>149271034
Don't jinx it!
Anonymous No.149271056 >>149271215
>>149271039
Too late
Anonymous No.149271068 >>149271081 >>149271132 >>149271457
>>149269590
"...You like working out? Big Guy?"
Anonymous No.149271081
>>149271068
>*Satan flexes his pecs so hard it rips his shirt*
Anonymous No.149271120 >>149271128 >>149271130
Guess I'll draw a Clown Millie later.
Anonymous No.149271128
>>149271120
Make it funny ArtAnon
Anonymous No.149271130
>>149271120
Thank you
Anonymous No.149271132
>>149271068
for you
Anonymous No.149271215
>>149271034
>>149271039
>>149271056
You jinxed it and summoned the schizos. I was already here earlier, but I just got home, and I'm tired with a bad headache, so no melty tonight. I'm going to sleep, in fact.
Anonymous No.149271313 >>149271319
>>149266536
We're here too, don't get ahead of yourself.
Anonymous No.149271319
>>149271313
I know. I'm one of you.
Anonymous No.149271339
>>149266972
There was a time I was too much a snob to enjoy this.
Not every change has been a bad one.
Anonymous No.149271457 >>149272549 >>149272559
>>149271068
>Are you fucking hitting on me
Anonymous No.149271673 >>149271726
>>149270973
I consider myself pretty straight. But if I was confronted with a couple tall ripped hound dudes wanting to hit? With them breathing down my neck like that? Claws grazing across my midsection threateningly, those hungry eyes eyeing my meat like prey already wondering how they were gonna divvy my soft human body up? What am I gonna say? No? That's just poor survival instinct at that point, I'm gonna let the wild animals do what they want if it means I get to live to fight another day.
Anonymous No.149271726 >>149271742
>>149271673
Are.....are you well Anon?
Anonymous No.149271742 >>149271760
>>149271726
I haven't been touched in so long.
Anonymous No.149271760 >>149271974
>>149271742
You don't need to degrade yourself and become Stolas Anon
Anonymous No.149271974 >>149271988 >>149271993 >>149272042
>>149271760
Nta but in my case it has already happened, i fell for the get topped meme
I dont know if i'm ever going to recover psychologically,i feel broken and worthless
Anonymous No.149271988
>>149271974
Anon, did you...
Did you horizontal spelunkadoodle a man?
Anonymous No.149271993
>>149271974
That's horrible dude
Anonymous No.149271997
>>149266972
Based
Anonymous No.149272042
>>149271974
One experience doesn't define you anon.
Anonymous No.149272060
>>149266972
Kino
Anonymous No.149272181 >>149272323 >>149279337
>"You been working out, Anon? Cool, me too."
Anonymous No.149272225 >>149272317
>>149269950
Anonymous No.149272317
>>149272225
>those huge ass Godzilla feet
Anonymous No.149272323
>>149272181
I wanna fuck those abs until I jizz so much that I fill every crevice
Anonymous No.149272349 >>149272357 >>149273706
Fuck Steven Universe!
Anonymous No.149272357 >>149272429
>>149272349
STEVEN
Anonymous No.149272429
>>149272357
omaigot
Anonymous No.149272517 >>149272721
Cuddliest girl?
Anonymous No.149272549 >>149272559
>>149271457
>"No"
>"I mean you're a pretty big guy"
>"Massive, even"
>"Towering, perhaps"
>"Immense, possibly"
Anonymous No.149272559 >>149272928
>>149272549
>>149271457
>....
>"Go be a faggot in Lust insteada here."
Anonymous No.149272680 >>149273286
>Loono and Nona get drunk
What happens?
Anonymous No.149272687
>>149261789 (OP)
I dunno, I don't watch shit
Anonymous No.149272690 >>149272700 >>149272736 >>149272778 >>149273303 >>149273787 >>149273909 >>149273920 >>149273921 >>149273931 >>149274095 >>149275041 >>149276627 >>149278166 >>149278185 >>149279355 >>149279463
Anonymous No.149272700
>>149272690
Holy shit woman. Go get laid.
Anonymous No.149272721
>>149272517
The popular choices here are all pretty touch-starved. They'd probably demand many cuddles.
Anonymous No.149272736 >>149272757 >>149272787
>>149272690
While my Fourth of July plan didn't go as expected
I know I'm not any where close to being as bad than this whiny Child
God Bless, Happy Fourth
https://youtu.be/5zmyH3VilSs
plus I already saw my fireworks, seeing the CeauΘ™escu execution
Anonymous No.149272757
>>149272736
Happy fourth, what ya drinking if anything
Anonymous No.149272778
>>149272690
>cries about alligator jokes
>had Loona kick a baby in the HB pilot
Oh, Viv... your hypocrisy knows no limits.
Anonymous No.149272787
>>149272736
I feel that man. But hey, I'm having a decent fourth, made some steaks for the senpai, and now I'm drawing Emily. Have a good one man.
Anonymous No.149272928 >>149272962
>>149272559
>"Why did you slide into my dms, then??"
>"What?"
>"I mean you know you're pretty massive, strong even, well-built dragon man"
>"What the fuck?"
Anonymous No.149272962
>>149272928
>Satan doesn't even wait before flicking Anon into the next ring.
Anonymous No.149273145
Anonymous No.149273183 >>149274039
>>149267713
Don't know where you looked. Most of the redditors wanted NotMr.Rogers killed because they hate Mr. Rogers types for being good. They wanted him to be a Jimmy Saville didler because outside of Gay Traumabombs, Blitzo can never do wrong in their eyes.
Anonymous No.149273286 >>149273298
>>149272680
Nona consoling a sad drunk Loono
Anonymous No.149273298 >>149273334
>>149273286
I can see him with his head on the counter with Nona gently petting his ears.
Anonymous No.149273303
>>149272690
Thank you Hazbin Hotel lady your voice matters, now draw Loona with Anon.
Anonymous No.149273309 >>149273328 >>149273356 >>149273429 >>149273636 >>149273843 >>149273894 >>149279372 >>149287980
man fuck this loono and nona shit, i want loono and anon
Anonymous No.149273328 >>149287980
>>149273309
Yeah yeah
Anonymous No.149273334 >>149273340
>>149273298
>Buzzed Nona scratching drunk Loono's ears
>Nona can take her alcohol fine
>Loono is a lightweight so one hard drink takes him
>Nona is cuddling him at this point
Anonymous No.149273340 >>149273376
>>149273334
Loono is 7 feet tall and Nona is 5'5. Nonzero chance the night is certain to end with her trapped under a passed out hellhound boy.
Anonymous No.149273356 >>149273427
>>149273309
Imagine the sweaty gay piss and cum smelling sex.
Anonymous No.149273376 >>149273461 >>149275947
>>149273340
She's a strong gal, she'll manage
Anonymous No.149273427
>>149273356
Very poignant
Anonymous No.149273429 >>149273478
>>149273309
>Loono keeps hitting on Anon and inviting him to hang out
>Anon is completely oblivious that these are dates and that Loono is trying to fuck him
Anonymous No.149273461
>>149273376
Heat stroke :(
Anonymous No.149273478 >>149273498
>>149273429
>Loono is trying to get a date night with Anon
>but apart from being a queer he's a sperg and Anon is one-hundred percent heterosexual
>Besides if Loono got a chance of a date night it would not work
>Mainly because Anon is trying to cuck Loono's mom by trying to bang Solas
Anonymous No.149273498
>>149273478
>Loono takes Anon out to a bar
>Anon comments on a succ girl being hot
>Loono looks sad for a minute, then proposes a threesome
>"Bro what?"
>"Yeah man. Bet she'd love a little spitroast. You in?"
Anonymous No.149273636 >>149273652 >>149273653 >>149273821 >>149287980
>>149273309
I guess when you want something done right, you do it yourself
love these FAHGS
Anonymous No.149273652
>>149273636
Oh no....
Anonymous No.149273653
>>149273636
You fool! You've messed with the natural order!
Anonymous No.149273706 >>149273765
>>149272349
DOUBLE NIGGER
Anonymous No.149273765
>>149273706
WHEN CHEWED, IT'S FOOD!
Anonymous No.149273787 >>149273824
>>149272690
EΔ₯, I only read fics and watch porn of her characters being fucked by human men (and only human men; fuck having gays shoved down my throat). Then there's Nigga Loona...
Anonymous No.149273821
>>149273636
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149273824
>>149273787
I only read the fics too. I've seen the first season of Helluva Boss and I think that was more than fair on my part. Both Hazbin and Helluva sound like their written by people who never grew out of their philosophically deep middle school phase.
Anonymous No.149273843
>>149273309
Anonymous No.149273894 >>149273925
>>149273309
Except Nigga Loona. Let's turn her into a meme.
Anonymous No.149273909
>>149272690
Oh viv. Shut up and go cry to your boss and superior, Bezos.
Or just get tossed back to El Salvador where you'll undoubtedly be in good company.
Anonymous No.149273920
>>149272690
I’m the son of two immigrants. Go fuck yourself.
Anonymous No.149273921
>>149272690
LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous No.149273925 >>149273980
>>149273894
But we already have a black hellhound, and that's the Peanut Butter Kween.
Anonymous No.149273931
>>149272690
Go fuck yourself Vivienne.

- son of immigrant and 2 time Trump voter.
Anonymous No.149273968
enough with that gay shit
Anonymous No.149273980 >>149274137
>>149273925
But he's a dude and a furry, Nigga Loona isn't either (well, the latter most of thr time). Also, yeah, fuck Viv.
Anonymous No.149274039
>>149273183
Go go Jimmy Rangers! I swear, 28 Years was fire, but the ending got the entire theater turned into a collective TF2 laugh spam.
Anonymous No.149274095
>>149272690
Friendly reminder we are on year 10 of eternal Trump seethe
Anonymous No.149274137
>>149273980
>But he's a dude
Never stopped us before
Anonymous No.149274183 >>149274248
Where's the Slurpza edit of Vortex when you need it
Anonymous No.149274241 >>149274261 >>149274264 >>149283738
What would Dante Alighieri think of Viv's version of Hell?
Anonymous No.149274248 >>149274498
>>149274183
here
Anonymous No.149274261
>>149274241
>Mumma mia thisa no gooda!
Anonymous No.149274264
>>149274241
Yes
Anonymous No.149274312 >>149275831 >>149275909
Expect chapter 6 in a day or two.
Anonymous No.149274469
>>149261789 (OP)
He'd understand the errors of his ways
Anonymous No.149274498
>>149274248
ZAMN!
Anonymous No.149274521 >>149274872
How would IMP handle a target that's actually a serial killer, with a big knife?
Anonymous No.149274872 >>149276078
>>149274521
Probably not too well. Would make for a good episode, though.
Anonymous No.149275001
>>149261789 (OP)
He'd probably agree with him
Anonymous No.149275041
>>149272690
>"NOOOOOOOOO it was supposed to be MY party's dictatorship running things, not YOURS!"
Defile the rainbow, taste the rainbow, bitch. Now shut up and make art.
Anonymous No.149275238 >>149275828
Thread's dead, time to post some tavi
Anonymous No.149275290
I thinkt he sassy gay boy would be devestated that none of the episodes showcased his respectable career as an aviation specialist.
Anonymous No.149275299 >>149275822
>>149267317
So, is this a result of all the Nigga Loona posts, or an edit?
Anonymous No.149275822
>>149275299
Its an edit, I saw it posted before the other edits.
Anonymous No.149275828 >>149276118
>>149275238
Loudly impregnating Tavi's mom in the next room while Tavi tries to write poetry
Anonymous No.149275831 >>149275909
>>149274312
Alright! Looking forward to it
Anonymous No.149275909 >>149275947
>>149274312
>>149275831
Chapter six of what?
Anonymous No.149275947
>>149273376
Might even be able to carry him home. With TK, at least.
>>149275909
How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds).
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/170028016
Anonymous No.149276078 >>149276096
>>149274872
>Jason (or the legally distinct pastiche) just follows them back through when they try to bail, and he wanders off to go find his own fun in Hell. They call it a win because technically he's stuck in Hell because of them (it's basically like killing him right?)
>We catch little glimpses of him in future episodes just hacking various sinners and demons apart in the background
Anonymous No.149276096
>>149276078
>The pastiche is seen with different jobs in the background for each episode.
>Always ends with him intentionally/unintentionally killing his boss and coworkers.
Anonymous No.149276118 >>149276122
>>149275828
Sorry, but the only had i like is the one i'm gonna turn octavia into once i make her my wife
Anonymous No.149276122
>>149276118
The only hag*
Anonymous No.149276147 >>149276392 >>149276454
Octavia doesn't have an ass.
Anonymous No.149276392
>>149276147
>she gives you this look after you said that
Anonymous No.149276454 >>149276475 >>149276525 >>149276588
>>149276147
That's why you get her pregnant first, retard.
Be the change in the world you want or whatever the fuck.

Wait, she's 18 now right?
She turned 18 in the second season I think.
Anonymous No.149276475 >>149276525
>>149276454
>Wait, she's 18 now right?
First I've heard of it.
Anonymous No.149276525 >>149276568 >>149276652
>>149276475
>>149276454
Pigzie made her a minor *and* an asexual in her attempt to get people to stop sexualizing octavia, but it only made me love her even more
She clearly needs a strong masculine figure in her life
Anonymous No.149276568 >>149276652
>>149276525
Call me when she reaches milf status like her mom did.

I'm not gonna R. Kelly the magic bird.
Anonymous No.149276588
>>149276454
She should be if time works how it does on earth because
>Stated to be 17 at the start of season 2, which takes place after Harvest Moon, which was presumably on Sept 21 because that’s when it was that year
>Unhappy Campers was in the summer
>Apology Tour was Halloween so fall again
>Sinsmas is Christmas
The only reason she wouldn’t be 18 is if the dubiously sourced lore of β€œ10 years on Earth is one Hell year” is true, which would have a whole host of other problems
Anonymous No.149276589 >>149276656
Can hellhounds understand dogs on some level? Could Loona communicate with your dog a little? Are you going to walk in on her arguing with them?
Anonymous No.149276627
>>149272690
As the son of Cuban migrants I can safely say that she can go fuck herself.
Anonymous No.149276652 >>149276768
>>149276568
>Call me when she reaches milf status like her mom did.
That does exist Anon
>>149276525
She needs a hug and a healthy relationship, Stella too
Anonymous No.149276656
>>149276589
They can probably understand and interpret behaviour, scents and gestures.

Talking seems a little...far FETCHED.
Anonymous No.149276768 >>149276925 >>149277009
>>149276652
>She needs a hug and a healthy relationship
100%
she is clearly too dependent on her father emotionally, she has no real friends besides maybe loona and she has no one to turn to when her only source of validation stopped caring about her to go and chase imp dick
>Stella too
To be honest, i feel stella might be a lost cause, too old and too bitter to change, you wont fix her, shes going to make you worse
Anonymous No.149276905
Stella is a real bird brain.
Anonymous No.149276925
>>149276768
>She's going to make you worst
I don't care, I'm going to try. It could take years, but I want her to be happy.
Anonymous No.149277009 >>149277020
>>149276768
>To be honest, i feel stella might be a lost cause, too old and too bitter to change, you wont fix her, shes going to make you worse
I disagree while it won't be easy it wont be complicated to break down her walls
So long as the affection & attention you give her is genuine, don't placate to her ego and keep a backbone.
I think in due time she'll she show her old/soft self again.
but If you want someone maybe similar to Stella who you'll find easier to handle
There is Mayberry
Anonymous No.149277020 >>149277064
>>149277009
Too bad you'll apparently have to dykebreak her. Though some might like the challenge...
Anonymous No.149277064
>>149277020
>Too bad you'll apparently have to dykebreak her
As if that "relationship" has any depth to it
Anonymous No.149277350 >>149277402
What would she think of Jurassic Park?
Anonymous No.149277402 >>149277467
>>149277350
She'd think it's some sci-fi movie about humans making a zoo on an alien planet
She has no idea what a dinosaur is, so you when inform her what a dinosaur was she'd likely be mind blown
>Taking Octavia to the natural history museum
>She becomes confused when she sees dinosaurs evolved into birds
>Some said birds that look almost like her, she more confused now
Anonymous No.149277436
>>149263892
Based and true pilled.
Anonymous No.149277467 >>149277548
>>149277402
She likes taxidermy so I could see her being completely stoked on dinos and fossils
>she thinks compies are cute
Anonymous No.149277525 >>149277551
What if Octavia ran into her Human doppelganger?
Anonymous No.149277548 >>149277648
>>149277467
Would she think dodos are silly?
Anonymous No.149277551 >>149277589
>>149277525
She'd wonder if she's really that ugly looking as a demon?
Anonymous No.149277589
>>149277551
>They get confused by their actual father's respective gay buttbuddies, a human Blitzo and regular Blitzo.
>Human Octavia gets sent to hell and Goetia Octavia gets sent to California.
>Only their dads can tell the difference.
It'd be like that episode of Dexter's lab.
Anonymous No.149277592 >>149277612
I wonder if Imp taste good. Cook them up, fry 'em and such. I'm guessing a little bit like gator oe reptile meat.
Anonymous No.149277612
>>149277592
>Blitzo
Don't eat him. Riddled with disease.
>Moxxie.
Drizzle in oil and lightly seasoned, then deep fry.
>Millie.
Drizzle in oil and open her legs.
Anonymous No.149277648 >>149277674
>>149277548
Maybe. Bet she has a relative that looks like a dodo.
Anonymous No.149277674 >>149277687
>>149277648
>"Oh Octavia! Won't you play with your little cousin, Donny?"
>Donny the Dodo, the mentally retarded Dodo that only speaks in Howard Stern quotes.
Anonymous No.149277687 >>149277719
>>149277674
>He's joined by their other cousin Robin the robin
>"Octavia can I see you naked?"
>*Robin laughs*
>"Of course not!"
>"Then get out."
>*Robin laughs*
>"Robin what's so funny?"
>"I don't know I wasn't listening!"
Anonymous No.149277716 >>149277726 >>149277754
What would Anon’s β€œbeastmode” demon form be?
Anonymous No.149277719
>>149277687
>Meanwhile Donny is banging his helmet covered head over and over against the wall.
>"I told youuu not to use the taaaaape."
Anonymous No.149277726 >>149277739
>>149277716
He grows a single unicorn horn out of his butt. It hurts every time it pushes out.
Blitzo calls it "Butthurt Mode".
Anonymous No.149277739
>>149277726
The absolute state
Anonymous No.149277754 >>149278082
>>149277716
If we're talking TLQ Anon, probably whatever the hell this horrifying thing is
Anonymous No.149277882 >>149277919 >>149278297
Imagine Loona as a bird
Anonymous No.149277919 >>149278172 >>149278297
>>149277882
For what purpose
Anonymous No.149278082 >>149278171
>>149277754
What about HILTLH(H) Anon?
Anonymous No.149278166 >>149278199
>>149272690
How much longer till this cunt's career can finally go down the toilet?
Her audience would be sliced in half if these shows were truly age-restricted. so no more middle schoolers or anyone below 18.
Anonymous No.149278171 >>149278245
>>149278082
why not picrel?
Anonymous No.149278172
>>149277919
To hear her sqwuak
Anonymous No.149278185
>>149272690
Someone should draw Viv in a cage surrounded by gator demons.
Anonymous No.149278199
>>149278166
We'll have to see in another decade or so when most of them will be in there 20's and drift away from the shows
After that I guess no one would wanna work with her but she'll probably get a check from the streaming rights and the occasional merch sale
Anonymous No.149278245
>>149278171
kek
Anonymous No.149278297 >>149278369 >>149278741 >>149278949
>>149277882
>>149277919
Imagine octavia as a pooch
Anonymous No.149278369 >>149278741
>>149278297
Imagine Blitzo was a pineapple
Anonymous No.149278472
If I could get my waifu's tits in my face I would be so happy.
Anonymous No.149278593 >>149278741
>Jerkin off by yourself handsome?
Anonymous No.149278741
>>149278297
>Help DogTavia brush her tail, secretly enjoys when you brush her fur
>Likes it when mention walks, doesn't know why
>On cold nights will wrap her tail around you

>>149278369
He's already a swinger Anon

>>149278593
>Fuck off used goods
Anonymous No.149278809 >>149278904
>Clown Millie showing off her butt while going honk
It's come to me
Anonymous No.149278904 >>149278941
>>149278809
>She spanks her ass like a bongo and it makes a honk sound every time
>Moxxie and Millie's kid has to put pillows over their ears because they know when their parents are having sex
Anonymous No.149278941 >>149279077
>>149278904
>When M&M have special nights
>They send Skittles over to spend time with Auntie Loona & Uncle Anon
Anonymous No.149278949
>>149278297
So much chromatic aberration, aaaaiiiiieeee
Anonymous No.149279031
>>149266568
This is the first I’ve heard of R63 Springer. Wonder how that’ll go.
Anonymous No.149279077
>>149278941
>When Skittles returns the house is covered in pies on the walls, handkerchief tied tied together that are covered in fluids, and empty seltzer bottles on the floor
>The thick smell of circus peanuts can be smelt in every room
Anonymous No.149279337 >>149279363
>>149272181
that feeling when you can't look athletic because of health problems
for her I'm the most unattractive...
Anonymous No.149279355 >>149284020
>>149272690
but she really needs to get back to creating content and not doing bullshit in chats
Anonymous No.149279363
>>149279337
Eh I think she could look past it under the right circumstances, she clearly was willing to let discount Mr. Rogers in so I wouldn't say it's over
Anonymous No.149279372 >>149279398
>>149273309
Anonymous No.149279398
>>149279372
Anonymous No.149279463 >>149279524 >>149289163
>>149272690
Son of 2 immigrants who arrived when their country of origin was being terrorized by commies with car bombs. Suck a dick, Viv.

Now make Anon/Loona canon. Loona deserves happiness.
Anonymous No.149279524
>>149279463
Based artist, he earned his break
Anonymous No.149279584
>>149264352
Literally this.
I want an evil degenerate fag boss with no moral qualms. To hell with all this gay ass UwU shit.
Fuck fujos.
Anonymous No.149279657 >>149279735 >>149279856 >>149280041 >>149280108 >>149280112 >>149282657 >>149285541 >>149288931
Ch. 6 is up. Expect Ch. 7 soon.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/173528191
Anonymous No.149279735 >>149279894
>>149279657
Fuck yeah kino is back on the menu!
Anonymous No.149279856
>>149279657
>kino's on
Anonymous No.149279894
>>149279735
A shame that this dress in the fic is associated with when she and Anon were antagonistic to each other.
Anonymous No.149280041 >>149280108 >>149280460
>>149279657
>She went back upstairs to file a police report over the apparent suicide, and put her shotgun away
Anonymous No.149280108
>>149279657
>>149280041
Bit of an oof, but I can't say it's not on brand for HB.
Anonymous No.149280112
>>149279657
Excellent work, Anon.
Anonymous No.149280270 >>149280299
>Howard Stern show, but in hell
Anonymous No.149280299 >>149280534
>>149280270
https://youtu.be/Je_tKi4OLgM?feature=shared
Anonymous No.149280460
>>149280041
Anonymous No.149280534
>>149280299
>Octavia and Anon on the Howard Stern show.
>Anon: "So I'm not a sinner, I'm actually still ali-"
>Stern: "Shut up, Octavia can I see you naked?"
>Octavia: "What? No!"
Anonymous No.149280579
>Messaging Satan because Bee thought sharing your contact information with the other Sins was a fun idea
>"...You like humans? Think they're pretty cool?"
>"LUCIFER'S PROBLEM, NOT MINE."
>"...You think I'm pretty cool, at least?"
Anonymous No.149280595 >>149280606
>Clown Millie
>Mime Moxxie
>No one can hear his silent screams
Anonymous No.149280606 >>149280622
>>149280595
>Jester Skittles *their child*
Anonymous No.149280622
>>149280606
>They use Skittles on missions when they're older.
>Use their big adorable eyes and silly jester get up to lure targets into a false sense of security.
>Moxxie boxes them in with invisible walls.
>Millie comes in from above and force feeds them an exploding pie from her pneumatic pie cannon.
Anonymous No.149280961 >>149281016
The show now is basically pic related
Anonymous No.149281016
>>149280961
No it's not
It's mopey melodrama that a soap opera writer would find cringey.
Anonymous No.149281176 >>149281184 >>149281190 >>149281202 >>149282742 >>149282783 >>149287361
What is she listening to?
Anonymous No.149281184
>>149281176
darude sandstorm
Anonymous No.149281190
>>149281176
rucka rucka ali
Anonymous No.149281202
>>149281176
Horna
https://youtu.be/tLFfhraRKXY
https://youtu.be/I3lwqtlGyM4
Anonymous No.149281306 >>149281357
Would Satan give a shit if you fought Andre?
Anonymous No.149281357 >>149286465
>>149281306
Probably yeah, fights like that involving goetia are sort of his business I don't think it's even a question. Really I.M.P. shouldn't have gotten away with fighting him in Sinsmas.
Anonymous No.149281686 >>149281859
Is Asmodeus a Goetia...?
Anonymous No.149281859 >>149281951
>>149281686
He's in the ars goetia but I don't think he is one in Vivverse, did he show any connection in the trial?
Anonymous No.149281951
>>149281859
>He's in the ars goetia but I don't think he is one in Vivverse
Which is stupid since they still use his Ars Goetia seal.
Anonymous No.149282513
Seven foot tall lanklet Loono with a can of four loko
Anonymous No.149282569 >>149282896
>IMP Game allows the player to fight various members from the show.
>At some point they have to fight Andrelphas in his Frozen Fortress.
>The main point of the boss fight is to actually reach him, since he'd rather not deal with you and thus, you must chase him.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXmsbe2Vd2o
Anonymous No.149282657
>>149279657
Love it. Those two are starting to bond through banter.
Anonymous No.149282687
>>149266972
They teased a pair of twink demons joining the sisters and I await the reveal of bara angel brothers to act as their foils.
Anonymous No.149282742
>>149281176
Duran Duran
Anonymous No.149282783
>>149281176
Joy Division
Anonymous No.149282896
>>149282569
>Andrealphus uses environmental effects and minions to keep the players at bay.
>Switches it up with sneak attacks from ice doubles and snowstorms if his bodyguards start losing.
Anonymous No.149283035
>>149268534
Anonymous No.149283465 >>149283590
What would Loona think of Loonoposting?
Anonymous No.149283590 >>149283628 >>149283658
>>149283465
Anonymous No.149283628
>>149283590
Poor girl needs a hug.
Anonymous No.149283658
>>149283590
Huh, so that's how furries wear glasses.
Anonymous No.149283738
>>149274241
Does suicide make you go to hell in Vizzie world? If yes then I guess he wouldn't mind?
Anonymous No.149283844 >>149283965 >>149287903
I kinda like this crackship, not gonna lie
Anonymous No.149283965 >>149284116
>>149283844
It's goofy with shades of purification, very nice.
Anonymous No.149284020
>>149279355
Anonymous No.149284116 >>149284220 >>149284466 >>149287739
>>149283965
>One or multiple of courage's enemies die and go to hell
>They pool their cash and hire IMP to off courage and his family
>Shitzo and crew show up during the night and try breaking into the house to kill everyone
>Courage quickly realizes that literal hellspawn are coming for his family and, after screaming for a bit and consulting with his computer, sets out to fight them
>Pulls every trick from the book, lines of salt, holy water, burning incense, even calls a priest(who gets domed as soon as he shows up)
>Also barricades his house and sets traps, home alone style
>Que the 3 imps trying to get inside and failing miserably, getting stabbed, electrocuted, hit by falling objects and burned by holy water
>Seeing no progress, they call loona over for backup
>She breaks in, sees eustace in his chair and immediately mauls him
>Then she runs into courage
>He sees her and screams so loud her eardrums almost pop
>loona is scared, deafened and very [/spoiler]turned on
>Seems this is how the hellhound mating ritual is, they just scream, howl, growl and yelp at each other
>And courage has screamed louder than any other hound loona knows
Anonymous No.149284220
>>149284116
>>She breaks in, sees eustace in his chair and immediately mauls him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gII_shwjusE
Anonymous No.149284466
>>149284116
>”Ooooh! Oooooh!”
>*frantically types on computer*
>”Where-to-take-demon-dog-girlfriend-for-date!”
>”You twit. You mean, β€˜Where to find an STI testing facility?”
Anonymous No.149284955 >>149287758 >>149287764
>>149263073
Yeah because your shitty memes of:
-OMG XENO SCUM DIE HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY FOR THE EMPEROR XD
-When I discovered the weakness of my flesh, I started sucking cocks
for the thenth bbillionth time is really the pinacle of fun.
Anonymous No.149285359
>>149268649
>Get Amazon position by black beauty
Anonymous No.149285382
>>149269950
Artyom from metro 2033 x Ms.mayberry
Anonymous No.149285476 >>149285861
>>149269950
Loona x Collin, and Vortex x Pinklie.
Anonymous No.149285541
>>149279657
Hmm give him horns
Anonymous No.149285643
>Loona and the Shota Dog
Anonymous No.149285861
>>149285476
>Vortex x Pinklie
Based and gay pilled
Anonymous No.149285927
>Loona x Courage
>Loona x Collin
This thread sucks.
Anonymous No.149286465 >>149286574 >>149287724
>>149281357
I'm gonna assume you need to formally challenge him to a duel, or reach a high enough standing?
Anonymous No.149286574
>>149286465
>Bee has to seriously pull you aside when you tell her you gotta kick Andre's ass
>"Anon. Do you seriously think Satan'll let you get away with that? Do you understand what being a Goetia means?"
>"...Stolas didn't really teach me well in that regard, no."
>"I know, I know. But what do you THINK it means?"
Anonymous No.149287361
>>149281176
Porter Robinson’s Nurture album, probably β€œMusician.” Or maybe β€œUnison (Mikkas Remix)” from his Spitfire album.
Anonymous No.149287724 >>149288879
>>149286465
I assume you'd need to reach a high enough standing that you COULD formally challenge him to a duel, right? And that's something nigh impossible for a lowly apprentice to do. However, it would be funny if Stolas offers to settle the trial dispute by challenging Andre to a duel and appointing (you) his champion.
Anonymous No.149287738
>>149261913
Not their fault, Satan made Hell shitty for the actual hellborn on purpose. Lilith only cared about the Pride Ring
Anonymous No.149287739 >>149287750
>>149284116
Courage is a Buggs Bunny level toon.
He'll be fine.

Eustice is dead though, or horribly mauled.
Muriel is making tea or some shit I dunno.
Anonymous No.149287745
>>149261913
You don't watch the show
Anonymous No.149287750
>>149287739
>Eustice is dead though, or horribly mauled.
Eh he'll be fine next episode
Anonymous No.149287758
>>149284955
>When I discovered the weakness of my flesh, I started sucking cocks
>Because I'm gay

If Vivziepop wrote like this I'd probably respect her more.
Anonymous No.149287764 >>149287778 >>149287786
>>149284955
Personally I blame Reddit and that one writer from the 90s.
Anonymous No.149287778 >>149287858
>>149287764
You can say that about most franchises really.
Anonymous No.149287786 >>149287858
>>149287764
Hold on let's not blame solely reddit
/tg/ has been doing those memes far longer than that site has been around
Anonymous No.149287853
https://files.catbox.moe/cqq4mu.mp4
>>>/jp/49661316
https://files.catbox.moe/eg2odl.webm
Anonymous No.149287858 >>149287869
>>149287786
Grognards definitely didn't help.
>>149287778
Gen-X and the millenials badly aping them...
Anonymous No.149287866 >>149287871
I haven’t watched it but when I see clips of it. It pisses me off.
Anonymous No.149287869
>>149287858
The zoomers are even worse about it.
Anonymous No.149287871
>>149287866
Clips of what?
Anonymous No.149287903
>>149283844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK7RYE4z6tY
Anonymous No.149287941 >>149288313 >>149289117
So when do they get to write a short?
Anonymous No.149287980 >>149288026
>>149266622
>>149269502
>>149270720
>>149273309
>>149273328
>>149273636
I want Loono
Anonymous No.149288026 >>149288063
>>149287980
Why do you guys like Loono over Loona? Genuine question. Does he give you guys anything in specific or is it just a simple "I'm gay"
Anonymous No.149288063 >>149288113
>>149288026
They're gay.
Anonymous No.149288113
>>149288063
Anonymous No.149288313 >>149288343
>>149287941
literally who?
Anonymous No.149288343 >>149288363
>>149288313
Smiling Friends creators. Left voices Mammon and right already voiced some extras. If they can get an Oneyplays guy to write a short they might as well let these two write one.
Anonymous No.149288363
>>149288343
>Oneyplays guy to write a short
I like that Lyle not being relevant for years has erased years of machinma and hazbin merch video work
Anonymous No.149288433 >>149288524
>>149261789 (OP)
i want to fuck his daughter
Anonymous No.149288524 >>149288547
>>149288433
Do you have a thing for bird people?

Cause my head is screaming

BIRD MAN
Anonymous No.149288547 >>149288564
>>149288524
>Do you have a thing for bird people?
maybe, i prefer feathers to fur because of how fluffy they look while also not getting all over the place, pretty much the best combination between scalies and furries, but octavia herself also has a nice personality
Anonymous No.149288564 >>149288584
>>149288547
In practice feathers are easy to ruffle

still weird...
Anonymous No.149288584 >>149289112
>>149288564
imagine sticking your head into her hair feathers, ruffling them with your face, smelling her perfume, shampoo and natural scent
Anonymous No.149288879
>>149287724
I imagine you'd need to climb the ranks via favors/tasks from the Sins
Or any Goetia willing to speak with you
Anonymous No.149288931 >>149289822
>>149279657
Bit of a typo here, senpai. "Hey" should be "her".
Anonymous No.149289106
I wish to see some Big Butt Loona
Anonymous No.149289112
>>149288584
Imagine not
Anonymous No.149289117
>>149287941
I genuinely believe zach hates HH/HB but didn't want to be rude in viv's face when he was asked to do some background voices for the show
there's been plenty of times where zach shared his disdain for any media that's written similar to how viv writes her shows
>oh that's funny, they just say "fuck you" all the time?
Anonymous No.149289123
>Honk honk
Anonymous No.149289132 >>149289161 >>149289252
Loona and Octavia are both reading this thread. What are their reactions?
Anonymous No.149289161
>>149289132
octavia would feel a bit better about herself that other people are on her side and think her dad is in the wrong
loona would just need counselling
Anonymous No.149289163
>>149279463
im want TOL hellhound gf...
Anonymous No.149289252
>>149289132
octavia would be jealous with how much more fanart and fics loona has than her
Anonymous No.149289822 >>149289904
>>149288931
Fixed. Thank you.
Anonymous No.149289904 >>149290441
>>149289822
NTA but you should also check sentences that end in italics, I counted three that have a space between the word and the period.
Like this .
Anonymous No.149290356
loona?
more like lamea
Anonymous No.149290441
>>149289904
Yeah, that’s just an issue with AO3