So what would pilot Stolas think if you made him watch the entire series of Helluva Boss up to this point?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:35:30 AM
No.149261800
>>149261810
>>149261789 (OP)
where is "this"
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:36:29 AM
No.149261810
>>149261832
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:39:48 AM
No.149261832
>>149261870
>>149261810
and this is where its at ?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:43:58 AM
No.149261870
>>149261880
>>149261832
It is where it is
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:45:49 AM
No.149261880
>>149261870
number 9 on the trains transit line
So the most recent short just kind of confirms IMP are villains and they deserve to be killed. Murdering pure innocents for money and yet we are supposed to side with them.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:55:15 AM
No.149261987
>>149262471
>>149261913
>So the most recent short just kind of confirms IMP are villains and they deserve to be killed. Murdering pure innocents for money and yet we are supposed to side with them.
I get deja vu whenever someone posts this.
>>149261987
Just reminding you, the only thing any demon deserves is a fucking bullet
>t. Doomguy
>anon after a couple of months of going to satan's gym
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:34:01 AM
No.149262869
>>149262826
do not abuse your hounds
>>149262471
But what if the demon is nice?
>>149262884
>demon
>nice
Oxymoron. The latest short shows they have no mercy even killing innocents as long as they are paid. (Supposedly I haven't seen it).
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:42:06 AM
No.149262913
>>149262977
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:47:42 AM
No.149262949
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:49:11 AM
No.149262957
>>149262977
>>149262896
Octavia has done literally nothing wrong and is a completely normal teenager who happens to be a demon.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:52:17 AM
No.149262977
>>149262992
>>149262913
>killing demons is edgy
Hello r/atheism user
>>149262957
She is also a horrid Higher demon with access to horrible demonic magic and would no doubt feel no shame at murdering thousands with a flick of the wrist.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:53:29 AM
No.149262986
>>149263049
Everyone talks about taking Loona for a walk.
But what about Loona taking (You) for a walk?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:53:59 AM
No.149262992
>>149263007
>>149262977
>She is also a horrid higher demon with [LITERAL HEADCANON]
Doomcuckolds should stick to playing their shitty MCU slop zoomie games instead of talking about shit they know nothing about.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:56:02 AM
No.149263007
>>149263028
>>149262992
Has octavia ever shown care for others and empathy or is she as careless to use her magic as her father?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:57:15 AM
No.149263018
>>149263004
Demon hands typed this post. Are you going to say Demon Lives Matter next?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:57:32 AM
No.149263021
>>149261789 (OP)
>"Excuse me? I'm robbed of my status over... him? I shack up in that squalid hovel? I'd sooner sire a second child."
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:58:26 AM
No.149263028
>>149263007
If she could use her magic for anything that matters she wouldβve left behind her terrible family already instead of relying on them to care for her.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:01:14 AM
No.149263049
>>149262986
How does THAT work?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:02:26 AM
No.149263054
>>149263073
>>149263004
Its either shitty doomposting or snorehammer 40gay posting
>>149263054
>Muh snorehammer
It's called fun, you boring clod.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:11:51 AM
No.149263130
>>149261789 (OP)
I miss this lecherous bastard. An asshole like Blitzo being forced into a transactional and predatory sexual relationship with a mincing man molester is the perfect way to balance how shitty he is. I have no reason to want to see that little red cunt happy, and turning this situation into some heckin wholesome chungus homo love story filed even more edge off this superficially edgy show. This shit is gay, in every sense.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:14:12 AM
No.149263148
>>149263073
You should learn to have some.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:16:56 AM
No.149263159
>>149263170
>>149263073
No sane person would think the 50,000th βHERESY FOR THE EMPEROR PURGE EXTERMINATUSβ post of the month is original, let alone fun.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:16:59 AM
No.149263160
>>149263355
Gentlemen this is an Owl Thread
Post your cute & adorable owls
As for OPs question
I did a very short green about an idea like that
Pilot Stolas would be livid that Canon Stolas would allow himself to give in to such impulses
and probably he'd be pissed how he treats and talks about Blitzo though I'm sure how'd he'd treat canon Blitzo
and most importantly he'd be furious that canon Stolas abandoned his daughter and maybe even Stella
As much as pilot Stolas loves Blitzo he would not put his family aside regardless how he feels about Blitzo
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:17:56 AM
No.149263170
>>149263159
And the 10,000th hootgame brainstorm post is not original nor fun either.
>>149262896
>>149262884
>>149262471
>Implying being moral is in the blood
>Implygin it's not a choice you have to make every day
Hellboy would absolutely have no qualms about blowing Blitzo's head off with the good Samaritan. But I'd imagine he'd try to take the rest of I.M.P in alive especially Loona.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:45:49 AM
No.149263326
>>149263344
>>149263318
Isnt his whole backstory he was raised by a kindly earth scientist? In that case he was raised with normal morals. Hell raised Hellborn seem to have no issues causing untold cruelty to each other and humans.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:48:27 AM
No.149263339
>>149263515
>>149261913
Next you'll say
>Bring out the Fume Knight
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:48:47 AM
No.149263344
>>149263360
>>149263326
>Isnt his whole backstory he was raised by a kindly earth scientist? In that case he was raised with normal morals. Hell raised Hellborn seem to have no issues causing untold cruelty to each other and humans.
Yeah, but it shows that most of them have some potential for good.
LS
7/4/2025, 7:51:12 AM
No.149263355
>>149263160
>Post your cute & adorable owls
Instructions unclear, proceeding with thread derailment.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:51:40 AM
No.149263360
>>149263344
I guess so, i'll just blame vivziepop for ruining another tender moment in the orphan short with haha demons murder people moment.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:59:04 AM
No.149263403
>>149263412
>>149262921
I said before, and i said it again, we need a version of this but with Octavia.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:00:20 AM
No.149263412
>>149263418
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:01:20 AM
No.149263418
>>149263428
>>149263412
Nah
Agent One & Agent Two
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:03:18 AM
No.149263428
>>149263418
>Nah
>Agent One & Agent Two
Yes
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:19:42 AM
No.149263515
>>149263339
Bring out the Fume- NANI!?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:29:38 AM
No.149263892
>>149277436
>>149261789 (OP)
He'd likely be in absolute shock and maybe even disgust that he could ever be that head-over-heels for an imp who clearly is in over his head with the assassin business idea; to the point that he surrenders his royal duty, accepts becoming a commoner for a century, and drives his family to despise and abandon him.
Now, the real question you should ask is: what would pilot Stolas think if you made him watch the fan animation where he himself (presumably) blows his brains out over his little plaything?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:10:57 AM
No.149264352
>>149279584
As a gay we were fucking robbed of real representation with Pilot Stolas being replaced with Yaoi Owl
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:43:51 AM
No.149264453
>>149261913
we literally saw them assassinate a child in the pilot
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:18:02 PM
No.149264547
>>149265042
>>149266395
>>149261789 (OP)
It's not like I am really pro-idea that Stolas should have been totally a villain or some shit, no, not at all, but they definitely should have left the manipulative element of his and put at least some fucking responsibility onto his character instead of going full in on UwU gayboy victim. Stella being completely irredeemable is also retarded. I'd say it would be better writing if it maybe followed similar plot beats but with more nuance to Stolas, giving him darker moments, balancing out with him genuinely loving Octavia. Octavia should have stayed with Stolas nonetheless, which would actually given way for Stella's redemption by maybe actually having her live Octavia too and have Stolas and Stella reconcile that they both were often wrong in their relationship. Andrealphus would be the main villain, trying to manipulate and sway Stella into full villain mode but failing in the end. But they just wanted poorly written gay drama with Stolas as dindunufinn and Blitzo a fucking retarded cunt who they very poorly try to make a sympathetic "i can fix him!!!" character.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:11:06 PM
No.149264771
>>149264924
>>149261789 (OP)
/Trash/ shota incident
/Trash/ shota incident
/Trash/ shota incident
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:48:10 PM
No.149264924
>>149265057
>>149264771
>/Trash/ shota incident
>/Trash/ shota incident
>/Trash/ shota incident
A human Shota would probably be a prized pet for a female Goetia. I'm sure they'd have plenty of magical ways to keep him small and cute for a long time.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:05:52 PM
No.149265005
>>149262921
Loona and Nona
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:08:25 PM
No.149265015
>>149262921
Loono and Nona
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:16:16 PM
No.149265042
>>149265569
>>149264547
This. Stolas was fucking great in the beginning.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:19:53 PM
No.149265057
>>149264924
Doctoss this anon has kids in his basement
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:26 PM
No.149265091
>>149261789 (OP)
I would've preferred it if Stolas only fucks Blitzo because he wants someone to dominate in bed(something he can't do with Stella since they are equal of size and status). Stella will get angry until Stolas tells her to try him as well which makes her understand why Stolas fucks imps.
>>149263073
>you boring clod
Oh, great. The gems have found these threads.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:41:55 PM
No.149265569
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:43:15 PM
No.149265581
>>149265879
>>149265115
>Oh, great. The gems have found these threads.
Kek. I read that post, and somehow I didn't make a connection even though I was a huge SUfag. I can see her liking WH40k and saying something like that.
>>149265581
Peridot from Steven Universe uses clod as an insult.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:25:40 PM
No.149265917
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:45:00 PM
No.149266053
>>149266181
>>149263318
Hellboy had the option to do good, the imps had the option to suffer or do evil. Having an option instead of blindly following his fate is what set him apart from other demons and is the reason why his choice to remain in an empty hell is what made him worthy to sit upon the throne of hell. He chose what hurt the most.
>>149266053
First, Hellboy was also half-human, and the demon part was also partly divine, so he doesn't exactly count, second...
Nigga Loona for everyone!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:01:26 PM
No.149266197
>>149266395
>>149266181
Her and Hellboy singing karaoke?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:02:35 PM
No.149266207
>>149266269
>>149265879
>Peridot
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Space dorito is trash.
Anyway, Loona.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:06:48 PM
No.149266248
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:07:28 PM
No.149266259
>>149266233
Nah loona's a bitch
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:07:56 PM
No.149266263
>>149266324
>>149266207
Green women are my weekness
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:09:57 PM
No.149266285
>>149266319
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:10:09 PM
No.149266289
>>149266355
>>149266233
Don't you insult my precious F-22 Starscream!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:10:20 PM
No.149266291
>>149266319
>>149266269
>Green women
I hope we get to see her again in Lars of the Stars.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:13:34 PM
No.149266319
>>149266405
>>149266285
She loves being picked up and bent over things
>>149266291
She loves crushing things between her thighs
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:14:13 PM
No.149266324
>>149266355
>>149266263
Ballona, 'cause her ass is like a chocolate balloon.
>>149266289
Still a jobber, no matter the continuity.
Also perinigger needs to go back to bullying jannies.
>>149266324
Sheboona doesn't have a bigger ass than regular Loona.
She does have a greater appreciation for Kentucky Fried Goetia though.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:18:52 PM
No.149266376
>>149266568
>>149266355
She Springer is hotter than SheStarscreams-into-a-curb.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:20:22 PM
No.149266390
>>149266355
>Kentucky Fried Goetia
Kek. Don't owls eat chicken?
>>149266197
Why not her and Agent Two?
>>149264547
Indeed, pretty much every character half-way through season one was altered and by season two was the point of no return
Anyways Gentlemen
Happy Fourth of July
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:22:14 PM
No.149266405
>>149266319
While wearing a bunny suit
>>149266355
/calm/, you can still like bitches it's not illegal
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:22:27 PM
No.149266408
>>149266568
>>149266355
Not in the 2007 where he kicked Ratchet and Ironhide's asses.
Also, all that chicken goes to her ghetto ass.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:24:59 PM
No.149266431
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:26:04 PM
No.149266440
>>149266468
>>149266395
>Why not her and Agent Two?
Cause Hellboy has Agent 2's spirit picking songs.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:29:25 PM
No.149266468
>>149266440
>Cause Hellboy has Agent 2's spirit picking songs.
>Hellboy having to pronounce anime titles
Amazing
>>149266355
>Sheboona doesn't have a bigger ass than regular Loona.
Wrong her having a bigger as is obligatory
why did SUtrannies invade this thread?
dont they have their own?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:29:46 PM
No.149266473
>>149266181
>(you) get to bleach this every night
Vanilla chocolate swirl.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:32:41 PM
No.149266504
>>149263004
>t. mortally challenged
>>149266470
Better them than the Homestucks
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:38:21 PM
No.149266558
>>149266568
>>149266470
>>149266506
>>149266536
You are more of the same
Again
and Again
And again
and Again
And again
And again
>>149266408
>Flees like a bitch after Megs gets reverse-Gaviscon'd by the Allspark
>Stomped like a bitch by Megatron after his revival and gets rekt by Optimus in the forest.
>IN A 3v1
>Dies to a sharp firecracker lodged in his eye by a human.
JOBBER
>>149266376
First time I've heard someone say they want to fuck R63 Springer. Kek.
But I know what you mean.
>>149266470
While I would say anons can browse and enjoy different /co/ threads at once, I object to the presence of perinigger as they detract from this brand of waifufagging.
>>149266506
He's right though. Unless you're waiting to make another thread for yourselves.
In which case, be quiet and be patient.
>>149266536
Can't believe that didn't get shot down immediately. Guess 4chinz must be short on recruits from their usual pool of pajeet NEETS after the crash.
>>149266558
As are (you), me boy.
We're all stuck here forever.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:41:15 PM
No.149266587
>>149266662
>>149266568
Thanks for the input Norm
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:41:34 PM
No.149266592
Vivshit has dethroned SU though to be fair I'd be bitter too
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:43:49 PM
No.149266622
>>149287980
>Loono keeps hanging around Anon and asking him to join him on social outings
>Anon is straight as an arrow and completely oblivious to the fact that these are meant to be dates
>or that Loono is trying to get him to fuck him
>something something stop policing threads
Autistic hypocrisy at its finest.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:44:18 PM
No.149266632
>>149266658
>>149266568
Quit your belly-aching
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:45:24 PM
No.149266644
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:46:17 PM
No.149266658
>>149266685
>>149266632
Make me, soda boy.
>>149266625
Such is the way of 4chan.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:46:29 PM
No.149266660
>>149266718
>>149266625
>>>149266587
Paint dis berds green and I'd build a fuckin harness and have her starpped to my cock 24/7
>>149266658
I'm more of an iced tea guy
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:50:13 PM
No.149266716
>>149266662
Are you well or just drunk Anon?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:50:24 PM
No.149266718
>>149266762
>>149266685
Never really understood the appeal. Though with the flavours on offer it seems to have a niche.
>>149266660
Bee really needs to stop spreading baseless rumours around...
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:50:48 PM
No.149266724
>>149266762
>>149266685
We're going to have to run more studies
Get on my face
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:51:17 PM
No.149266731
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:53:45 PM
No.149266750
>>149266829
Also found this to somewhat get back on topic.
>Laguages
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:55:03 PM
No.149266762
>>149266718
Soda can feel painful when you're drinking it after eating something spicy, iced tea is always nice to drink
>>149266724
Based
>>149266395
>Why not her and Agent Two?
Do you think she's ever twerked for Agent One? Do you think Agent One even knows how to respond?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:57:42 PM
No.149266791
Loono is so handsome.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:58:34 PM
No.149266804
>>149266881
>>149266767
Anon, you know why Two has blonde hair and became a fed?
Because she really didn't like living in Detroit during the summer of 2012.
>>149266779
https://youtu.be/CfUkd8yeeTQ?feature=shared
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:59:45 PM
No.149266818
>>149262471
We know you mean Doom Slayer, underage twitter nigger.
>>149266767
>Do you think she's ever twerked
I believe she's above that, though if she's drunk enough maybe
Depends on which Agent One were going with
>>149266750
>Anon who is this and why is he colored like one of your human holiday trees?
>>149266804
>Anon, you know why Two has blonde hair and became a fed?
>Because she really didn't like living in Detroit during the summer of 2012.
I don't even know what you're referring to.
>>149266829
>I believe she's above that, though if she's drunk enough maybe
For Agent One? No, she's definitely done it for him.
>>149266829
>Depends on which Agent One were going with
I'm pretty sure any version of him would be flustered.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:07:02 PM
No.149266895
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:10:58 PM
No.149266938
>>149266932
PURPLE IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:13:12 PM
No.149266952
>>149267335
>>149266881
>I don't even know what you're referring to.
He's referencing the story of how Stolas was gaped and raped causing him to become queer
>For Agent One? No, she's definitely done it for him.
When she's sober, I don't think so
but when she's black out drunk, Yes
and If One were to bring it up Two would be flustered
>I'm pretty sure any version of him would be flustered.
Likely I think they'd react slightly different
>>149261789 (OP)
The OG Helluva Boss is back btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ81IThtFw4
Panty & Stocking season 2 (the English dub recasted every single one as you can hear)
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:24:44 PM
No.149267077
>>149266779
That is a fuckable birb
Gonna ruin thanksgiving fucking this one
Gonna ruin everything fucking this one
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:42:12 PM
No.149267230
>>149267236
Who has the nicer ass, Two or Sheboona?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:42:55 PM
No.149267236
>>149267317
>>149267230
The answer is clear
Lucky One
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:50:47 PM
No.149267288
>>149267236
I dunno man Loona makes for some hot chocolate
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:54:59 PM
No.149267335
>>149267502
>>149266952
>Likely I think they'd react slightly different
It'd be minimal enough that there'd be no difference unless he's also drunk. Maybe Jericho is more likely to flirt back but that's it.
If we're going autistic thread canon I love the idea that Ben and Jericho look nothing alike if they weren't drawn in Vivzie's art style. Ben looks like the guy in pic related sans beard, Jericho looks like a combo of young Clint Eastwood and Tom Cruise.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:58:34 PM
No.149267369
>>149267490
>>149267317
I say the answer is Agent Two mainly because she has better hair than Loona's awful side cut
If Loona had a better haircut I'd call it a tie
>Anon & Agent One have a double-date with BLoona & Agent Two
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:11:47 PM
No.149267490
>>149267369
Two and Bloona are definitely exchanging hair tips considering they both have straight hair.
>Two gets pissed when she finds out Bloona's hair is naturally straight and white
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:12:44 PM
No.149267502
>>149267536
>>149267335
>Jericho looks like a combo of young Clint Eastwood and Tom Cruise
So picrel?
Jericho wouldn't drink too much just in case "When the time comes"
but mainly it's to stay sober enough to keep an eye on Two when she's "white girl wasted"
Though yes he'd flirt back to Two
Ben would likely join in on the drinking & dancing but wouldn't get completely drunk, at most he'd get buzzed
Ben would sperg out at Two's attempts at flirting
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:16:05 PM
No.149267536
>>149267742
>>149267502
>So picrel?
Not really enough Tom Cruise.
>Ben would sperg out at Two's attempts at flirting
He'd flirt back. How good he is at it is optional but Two is also an autist.
Value Store Mr. Rogers did NOTHING WRONG.
I don't care if the writer was different for the short it just solidifies the already diamond hard idea that Blitzo is a hypocritical cunt and also that IMP are villains and yet we are supposed to want to see them succeed at being monsters.
>>149267570
I'm surprised people didn't have issue with them killing people during spring breakers
Sure they were douchebag college kids but they didn't' do anything really wrong
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:27:25 PM
No.149267648
>>149267598
I kind of did. But to be fair Verosika was there so I was distracted by the really hot succubus.
>>149267570
>>149267598
I know /co/ fucking hated the short (with good reason) but what has the general response been? What do normies and the other side of the fandom think of it? Because as much as there have been countless examples of I.M.P.'s hypocrisies throughout the show, this short was incredibly egregious and very mean spirited.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:30:45 PM
No.149267695
>>149267651
I've seen others on youtube saying it's pretty bad and keep citing sinsmass as them being hypocritical on who they decide to kill or not
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:31:11 PM
No.149267701
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:31:49 PM
No.149267713
>>149273183
>>149267651
The subreddit actually was mostly in agreement Mr. Rogers Value edition did nothing wrong and was completely justified.
Even some saying Blitzo is a hypocritical shithead for not killing the queer couple but just HAVING to murder the nice old man.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:33:21 PM
No.149267742
>>149267651
I recall seeing some redditors were unhappy about it
So the general consensus across the board is mixed
>>149267536
>Two is also an autist
She's a weeb and has a severe case of Swordtism
Would he be Stella's type?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:44:45 PM
No.149267880
>>149267922
>>149267753
Would she make him cheat
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:48:33 PM
No.149267922
>>149267753
Possibly
>>149267880
Nah Frank's a loyal husband
Easiest way to have Blitzo have some comeuppance for being a murderous shithead is
A. Have a target they killed come back and take revenge, and he keeps coming back since hes a sinner
Or
B. Have an actual Angel (not cherubs) catch wind of all the murders they are doing and make it their mission to hunt IMP down and kill them for their crimes.
Both would force IMP and Blitzo to deal with the consequences of slaughtering innocents for money in a decent and interesting way.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:54:57 PM
No.149268006
>>149267975
C. Have all his loved ones realise he's a total narcisistic cunt and have them leave him. Let Loona be the last one, final nail in the coffin.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:02:14 PM
No.149268088
>>149268112
I wanna see Loona play softball.
>>149268088
Why not baseball?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:04:43 PM
No.149268128
>>149268144
>>149268112
Because lesbains play softball
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:04:42 PM
No.149268129
>>149268138
>>149268112
Either would be cute.
>she kisses (you) when her team wins
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:05:24 PM
No.149268138
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:05:44 PM
No.149268144
>>149268152
>>149268128
>lesbains
Sounds like you have Less Brains if you ask me!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:06:27 PM
No.149268152
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:07:58 PM
No.149268171
>>149268174
I wonder what a Heaven based Vivzie show would be like.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:08:29 PM
No.149268174
>>149268220
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:11:15 PM
No.149268220
>>149267975
>Have a target they killed come back and take revenge, and he keeps coming back since hes a sinner
i am surprised they havent done this yet, it makes perfect sense that the guy you just murdered would come for you if given the chance, and unlike sinners hellborn arent immortal
what, do they all just forget who did them in when they respawn?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:13:41 PM
No.149268244
>>149268259
>>149268235
When we got previews of Mastermind I genuinely thought this was going to happen.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:14:47 PM
No.149268259
>>149268244
That would have been great to have all the targets killed throughout the episodes be there at the trial to confirm that imp was illegally going to earth to kill people
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:18:17 PM
No.149268292
>>149268324
>>149268235
The important point in it is the victim has to be innocent. It would make it so much more poignant if the person trying to kill them was in the right.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:21:47 PM
No.149268324
>>149268292
>The important point in it is the victim has to be innocent.
but anon, an innocent victim wouldnt end up in hell, would they?
the point was that the victims who would want to get their revenge are the ones who end up in hell and i doubt all of them would just take on the chin being literally murdered
Anyone got the snoot-ified Octavia pics? Also what would the rest of the cast look if they were snooted?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:29:35 PM
No.149268415
>>149268433
>>149268396
i gotchu senpai
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:31:05 PM
No.149268427
>>149268456
>>149268396
i requested these two from an artfriend who goes around /snoot/ from time to time
and to answer your question, i guess the imps would be compies and hellhounds would be t-rexes or other, bigger carnivorous dinos
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:31:37 PM
No.149268433
>>149268456
>>149268415
Thanks pal. I found the other one too.
>disguised femtex be like
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:34:14 PM
No.149268456
>>149268489
>>149268427
>>149268433
Oh whoops. I guess I'll delete mine since its a waste of image slots.
> i guess the imps would be compies and hellhounds would be t-rexes or other, bigger carnivorous dinos
Compies are perfect.
>t-rexes
Or maybe some four legged lizard?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:37:05 PM
No.149268489
>>149268534
>>149268456
>maybe some four legged lizard?
like what, crocodiles or synapsids?
>>149268489
That thing is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen.
>synapsid
Maybe. I just feel dire wolf is the natural answer but they're not different enough. They'd just be hellhounds but bigger.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:44:20 PM
No.149268541
>>149268554
>>149268534
>That thing is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen.
guess we found our snoot hellhound analogue, then
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:44:26 PM
No.149268543
>>149268437
Shit man I'm into it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:45:48 PM
No.149268554
>>149268599
>>149268541
Goddammit man quit jump scaring me
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:50:37 PM
No.149268599
>>149268554
>anon gives loona his true sight glasses.
>tells her to look in the mirror.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:52:44 PM
No.149268623
>>149268649
>>149268437
I am no longer racist.
they're talking about you guys in the Homestuck thread
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:55:51 PM
No.149268649
>>149285359
>>149268623
I'm still racist
It's the white man's duty to colonize & dominate
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:57:14 PM
No.149268666
>>149268632
Good to know?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:03:09 PM
No.149268718
>>149268806
>>149268632
Are they being nice?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:05:35 PM
No.149268745
>>149268632
>fagsuck
who cares
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:06:49 PM
No.149268758
>>149268786
>Loona is your long lost sister
How would you react
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:09:32 PM
No.149268786
>>149268758
You know I thought was gonna lead to anon finding out loona is the same hellhound he banged a while ago and him being his sister made it hotter somehow
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:10:46 PM
No.149268806
>>149268718
They seem indifferent.
>Through a cascading effect after hanging out with Bee, Satan begins sliding into your DMs
>What do (You) do? What does he say?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:20:19 PM
No.149268922
>>149268932
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:20:54 PM
No.149268930
>>149268989
>>149268912
his plan is to make you into warlock Broly.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:21:02 PM
No.149268932
>>149268922
>"Why... What did I do..."
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:22:19 PM
No.149268948
>>149268912
I get the Vatican on the phone
>>149268912
>>149268930
>satan sees what stolas has been teaching anon
>astrology, astronomy, geology, botany, healing magic, scrying magic
>thinks its all pussy
>decides to take anon under his wing
>hes gonna turn that wimp into a muscle wizard
>he wont fail the same way he failed with Jesus
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:28:49 PM
No.149269029
>>149268989
>when he gets done Anon greets Loona by palming her ass like a basketball and lifting her off the ground
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:30:09 PM
No.149269042
>>149268989
>Temptation of Christ style arc with Anon
That's nice
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:38:58 PM
No.149269133
>>149268989
>"For 40 days and 40 night I tried to get that boy to join me. But he just wouldn't budge! Even had to call Asmodous to tempt him with the hottest women and men on earth. He still said no to both! He's too much like the big man upstairs!"
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:16:11 PM
No.149269502
>>149269522
>>149287980
Sniffing Loono's shirts.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:17:55 PM
No.149269522
>>149269545
>>149269502
read that as βshitsβ and was about to call you a degenerate
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:20:17 PM
No.149269545
>>149269522
I am purely a clothing sniffer
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:23:02 PM
No.149269570
>>149269590
>>149268912
>"So, uh... You like trials? Have 'em often?"
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:23:25 PM
No.149269574
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:24:58 PM
No.149269590
>>149271068
>>149269570
>walk up to a lawyer and asks if he likes lawyering
You guys picture Anon having the shittiest small talk possible sometimes, its kinda endearing
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:27:55 PM
No.149269619
>>149269642
>>149269684
>>149268912
Adding onto this, does he have any quirks when typing?
Does Bee?
I find such things interesting...
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:29:24 PM
No.149269642
>>149269684
>>149269619
He talks in all caps and exclamations
And uses words too big for him to understand
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:32:22 PM
No.149269684
>>149269901
>>149269619
Bee types like a quirky twitter user with lots of emojis, Satan probably speaks in full proper sentences with punctuation. Mammon probably abbreviates a lot of words and most of his texts are indecipherable shitposts.
Ozzie Idk he's probably relatively normal if a bit effeminate.
>>149269642
>his phone is damaged and can't turn off the caps lock
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:35:10 PM
No.149269710
>>149269736
>>149269841
>hellborn hate humanity
>make use of human inventions like guns and cell phones
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:38:04 PM
No.149269736
>>149269710
Iβd be pissed too if the schmuck who died jerking off in a batman costume yesterday out ranks in power in the place Iβve lived my whole life
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:38:09 PM
No.149269738
>>149269796
I hate mexicans but I still eat tacos.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:43:04 PM
No.149269796
>>149270788
>>149269738
I hate Sony and I still like my PS2.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:49:40 PM
No.149269841
>>149269710
>Loona's a fucking furry who can turn into a feral
>guys still want to fuck her
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:57:31 PM
No.149269901
>>149269684
What about other characters?
Which is your favorite crackship in the Helluvaverse??
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:07:33 PM
No.149269992
>>149269950
Kris and Via are cute.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:18:52 PM
No.149270079
>>149270128
>>149269950
Me X all the anthro girls
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:24:31 PM
No.149270128
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:25:06 PM
No.149270130
>>149270165
>Clown Millie
>>149270130
>Honk honk moxxie! Iβve got a new way to kill a target with a rubber chicken honk honk!
>Millie this is an intervention, you need to stop the clowning around. If not for me, do it for the baby.
>You canβt keep this clown down honk honk!
>*Millie escapes on a unicycle*
>Daddy, is mommy coming back?
>I donβt know sweetie *sniffle* I donβt know.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:36:14 PM
No.149270245
>>149270339
>>149270165
>Loona & Octavia have to babysit M&M's child
>While Blitzo & Moxxie have to chase Millie clowning around hell
>Comes across Anon who's unaffiliated with this story
>Millie throws a pie at his face whilst screaming "Get creampied!"
>She unicycles away
>"Least it's not salsa" Anon thinks to himself
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:37:27 PM
No.149270260
>>149270286
>>149270710
>>149270165
>Loona begins chasing after her on all fours. "MILLIE, GET BACK HERE!"
>"I CAN'T BE A SURROGATE MOM!"
>Millie begins peddling faster.
>Shes honking her horn all the while.
>She rounds the corner and BAM!
>Stopped by the Clown's ancient nemesis.
>A Mime.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:39:59 PM
No.149270286
>>149270313
>>149270260
Hold on....
>Clown Millie
vs
>Mime Octavia
Who wins Anon?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:42:37 PM
No.149270313
>>149270286
Anon is the Space Wizard.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:45:01 PM
No.149270339
>>149270419
>>149270710
>>149270245
>βMillie you need to stop! Youβre out of control!β
>βOut of control? You havenβt seen out of control yet baby honk honk!β
>*Millie puts her hand behind on hand*
>βNo.β
>*She shifts her fingers*
>βMillie please!β
>*Millie does the detaching finger trip*
>βNooooooo!β
>*Millie moves her finger back and forth while moxxie cries*
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:53:02 PM
No.149270419
>>149270451
>>149270339
>Loona is in the corner holding a cross
>Blitzo & Stolas are crying under a desk
>Octavia is hysterical
>Anon is wondering if he came over at a bad time
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:56:08 PM
No.149270451
>>149270553
>>149270710
>>149270419
>Anon donβt get close to her! The clown gravity is too strong with her
>*Cut to Millie spinning plates*
>Luckily we called an expert to solve this
>*The exorcist theme plays as Fizz exists his limo*
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:04:18 AM
No.149270553
>>149270625
>>149270710
>>149270451
>There is a real, genuine clown disease in hell
>It is rare and hard to contract, but very potent once you become infected
>Its a weird cross between a virus and a curse
>The only way to cure the victim is to manage to outclown them
>It only infects imps
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:07:04 AM
No.149270578
>>149269950
>Charlie x Charlie
kek
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:11:53 AM
No.149270625
>>149270710
>>149270553
>Fizz spends the next few hours matching Millieβs clowning energy
>They fight using bowling pins, pies, plates, balloon swords, balloon dog fights, and drag race in clown cars
>No one finds it funny but them
>It ends with fizz doing a pull my finger gag which makes Millie go into a laughing fit till she is no longer a clown
>Sometimes her and moxxie use the rubber chicken during sex
>Moxxie thinks he's lost Millie forever.
>Loona and Octavia are watching Skittles(Their kid) for the night so he can have a moment alone to sob.
>In the darkness of his apartment, he hears something.
>A squeak.
>He turns and sees the door closed, a pair of eyes in the darkness, and a bike horn.
>"Oh Mooooooooxie~!"
>He raises his hands as he backs up, trying to plead for his life.
>He falls backwards on the bed, and she jumps on top of him, straddling him.
>"Let's see you stuff this clown car full."
>Zoom out of his apartment, a mournful and quiet 'Noooooooo' while the bed squeaks and she honks.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:14:57 AM
No.149270645
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:21:54 AM
No.149270710
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:22:06 AM
No.149270713
What does Clown Millie look like?
So if Loona is supposed to be tall, comparing with Charlie who is in the 6 foot range and shrinking in her human form... would Loono be even taller?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:23:20 AM
No.149270728
>>149270743
>>149270720
We're talking about Clown Millie right now
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:24:48 AM
No.149270743
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:25:42 AM
No.149270749
>>149270762
>>149270635
>Millie comes to office the next day with a pregnant stomach
>βMillie we donβt have maternity leave so I canβt pay you for time offβ
>βDonβt worry boss, I know what to do honk honk!β
>*Millie takes out a needle and pops her pregnant belly like a balloon*
>*Everyone is horrified*
>βMillie!? What have you done?!β
>βBetter question is, whatβs behind your ear?β
>*She pulls a crying imp baby from behind blitzoβs ear*
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:27:11 AM
No.149270762
>>149270770
>>149270749
Look, it's Hershey!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:27:12 AM
No.149270763
>>149270780
>>149270720
Heβd be about 8β5β
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:27:58 AM
No.149270770
>>149270762
The kids nickname is Kinder
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:28:59 AM
No.149270780
>>149270796
>>149270763
Good lord, Nona's almost crotch height!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:29:38 AM
No.149270788
>>149269796
I hate the PS2 but I still replay Ace Combat 4 regularly.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:30:27 AM
No.149270796
>>149270780
no wonder he likes her.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:35:59 AM
No.149270857
>>149270894
>Clown Millie wears a tutu, leggings, a sleeveless satin shirt. Big blue nose. Bells on her horns
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:39:40 AM
No.149270894
>>149270941
>>149270857
>She is rather leaping around to get where she needs to go or is on her unicycle
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:39:46 AM
No.149270896
>>149269950
The one in the middle-top is the worst, even for crackship standards.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:42:28 AM
No.149270931
>>149270953
>Nona wears Loono's t-shirt
>basically a dress
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:42:34 AM
No.149270933
>>149270961
>>149270720
Vortex and Pinklie seem to be around 7 feet tall.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:43:29 AM
No.149270941
>>149270954
>>149270894
>The Millie Mobile.
>It exercises her thighs and tones her ass.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:44:27 AM
No.149270950
>>149262826
She'd kick your ass.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:44:35 AM
No.149270953
>>149270931
It's more like a nightgown for her
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:45:10 AM
No.149270954
>>149270941
>Sheβs got ballerina thighs
>Very muscular and powerful and her tights show off all the muscle on her lower half
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:45:54 AM
No.149270961
>>149270973
>>149270933
>7 feet tall hound boys
I'm not gay but...
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:47:09 AM
No.149270973
>>149271673
>>149270961
>I'm not gay but
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:53:39 AM
No.149271031
>>149271034
>one side of the thread
Loona/loono stuff
>Other side of the thread
Clown millie
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:54:19 AM
No.149271034
>>149271039
>>149271215
>>149271031
Sounds like good thread to me
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:54:55 AM
No.149271039
>>149271056
>>149271215
>>149271034
Don't jinx it!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:56:32 AM
No.149271056
>>149271215
>>149269590
"...You like working out? Big Guy?"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:59:21 AM
No.149271081
>>149271068
>*Satan flexes his pecs so hard it rips his shirt*
Guess I'll draw a Clown Millie later.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:04:32 AM
No.149271128
>>149271120
Make it funny ArtAnon
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:04:41 AM
No.149271130
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:04:52 AM
No.149271132
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:13:11 AM
No.149271215
>>149271034
>>149271039
>>149271056
You jinxed it and summoned the schizos. I was already here earlier, but I just got home, and I'm tired with a bad headache, so no melty tonight. I'm going to sleep, in fact.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:23:08 AM
No.149271313
>>149271319
>>149266536
We're here too, don't get ahead of yourself.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:23:38 AM
No.149271319
>>149271313
I know. I'm one of you.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:25:02 AM
No.149271339
>>149266972
There was a time I was too much a snob to enjoy this.
Not every change has been a bad one.
>>149271068
>Are you fucking hitting on me
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:04:44 AM
No.149271673
>>149271726
>>149270973
I consider myself pretty straight. But if I was confronted with a couple tall ripped hound dudes wanting to hit? With them breathing down my neck like that? Claws grazing across my midsection threateningly, those hungry eyes eyeing my meat like prey already wondering how they were gonna divvy my soft human body up? What am I gonna say? No? That's just poor survival instinct at that point, I'm gonna let the wild animals do what they want if it means I get to live to fight another day.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:13:16 AM
No.149271726
>>149271742
>>149271673
Are.....are you well Anon?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:15:25 AM
No.149271742
>>149271760
>>149271726
I haven't been touched in so long.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:16:55 AM
No.149271760
>>149271974
>>149271742
You don't need to degrade yourself and become Stolas Anon
>>149271760
Nta but in my case it has already happened, i fell for the get topped meme
I dont know if i'm ever going to recover psychologically,i feel broken and worthless
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:40:43 AM
No.149271988
>>149271974
Anon, did you...
Did you horizontal spelunkadoodle a man?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:41:11 AM
No.149271993
>>149271974
That's horrible dude
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:41:20 AM
No.149271997
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:44:52 AM
No.149272042
>>149271974
One experience doesn't define you anon.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:46:19 AM
No.149272060
>"You been working out, Anon? Cool, me too."
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:03:17 AM
No.149272225
>>149272317
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:12:00 AM
No.149272317
>>149272225
>those huge ass Godzilla feet
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:12:19 AM
No.149272323
>>149272181
I wanna fuck those abs until I jizz so much that I fill every crevice
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:16:17 AM
No.149272357
>>149272429
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:24:51 AM
No.149272429
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:35:49 AM
No.149272517
>>149272721
Cuddliest girl?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:39:35 AM
No.149272549
>>149272559
>>149271457
>"No"
>"I mean you're a pretty big guy"
>"Massive, even"
>"Towering, perhaps"
>"Immense, possibly"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:41:05 AM
No.149272559
>>149272928
>>149272549
>>149271457
>....
>"Go be a faggot in Lust insteada here."
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:58:03 AM
No.149272680
>>149273286
>Loono and Nona get drunk
What happens?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:58:59 AM
No.149272687
>>149261789 (OP)
I dunno, I don't watch shit
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:01:21 AM
No.149272700
>>149272690
Holy shit woman. Go get laid.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:03:46 AM
No.149272721
>>149272517
The popular choices here are all pretty touch-starved. They'd probably demand many cuddles.
>>149272690
While my Fourth of July plan didn't go as expected
I know I'm not any where close to being as bad than this whiny Child
God Bless, Happy Fourth
https://youtu.be/5zmyH3VilSs
plus I already saw my fireworks, seeing the CeauΘescu execution
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:08:37 AM
No.149272757
>>149272736
Happy fourth, what ya drinking if anything
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:10:33 AM
No.149272778
>>149272690
>cries about alligator jokes
>had Loona kick a baby in the HB pilot
Oh, Viv... your hypocrisy knows no limits.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:11:27 AM
No.149272787
>>149272736
I feel that man. But hey, I'm having a decent fourth, made some steaks for the senpai, and now I'm drawing Emily. Have a good one man.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:26:08 AM
No.149272928
>>149272962
>>149272559
>"Why did you slide into my dms, then??"
>"What?"
>"I mean you know you're pretty massive, strong even, well-built dragon man"
>"What the fuck?"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:29:18 AM
No.149272962
>>149272928
>Satan doesn't even wait before flicking Anon into the next ring.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:51:20 AM
No.149273145
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:55:25 AM
No.149273183
>>149274039
>>149267713
Don't know where you looked. Most of the redditors wanted NotMr.Rogers killed because they hate Mr. Rogers types for being good. They wanted him to be a Jimmy Saville didler because outside of Gay Traumabombs, Blitzo can never do wrong in their eyes.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:08:30 AM
No.149273286
>>149273298
>>149272680
Nona consoling a sad drunk Loono
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:10:58 AM
No.149273298
>>149273334
>>149273286
I can see him with his head on the counter with Nona gently petting his ears.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:11:34 AM
No.149273303
>>149272690
Thank you Hazbin Hotel lady your voice matters, now draw Loona with Anon.
man fuck this loono and nona shit, i want loono and anon
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:15:39 AM
No.149273328
>>149287980
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:16:11 AM
No.149273334
>>149273340
>>149273298
>Buzzed Nona scratching drunk Loono's ears
>Nona can take her alcohol fine
>Loono is a lightweight so one hard drink takes him
>Nona is cuddling him at this point
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:17:44 AM
No.149273340
>>149273376
>>149273334
Loono is 7 feet tall and Nona is 5'5. Nonzero chance the night is certain to end with her trapped under a passed out hellhound boy.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:19:33 AM
No.149273356
>>149273427
>>149273309
Imagine the sweaty gay piss and cum smelling sex.
>>149273340
She's a strong gal, she'll manage
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:27:59 AM
No.149273427
>>149273356
Very poignant
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:28:08 AM
No.149273429
>>149273478
>>149273309
>Loono keeps hitting on Anon and inviting him to hang out
>Anon is completely oblivious that these are dates and that Loono is trying to fuck him
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:32:10 AM
No.149273461
>>149273376
Heat stroke :(
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:34:03 AM
No.149273478
>>149273498
>>149273429
>Loono is trying to get a date night with Anon
>but apart from being a queer he's a sperg and Anon is one-hundred percent heterosexual
>Besides if Loono got a chance of a date night it would not work
>Mainly because Anon is trying to cuck Loono's mom by trying to bang Solas
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:36:39 AM
No.149273498
>>149273478
>Loono takes Anon out to a bar
>Anon comments on a succ girl being hot
>Loono looks sad for a minute, then proposes a threesome
>"Bro what?"
>"Yeah man. Bet she'd love a little spitroast. You in?"
>>149273309
I guess when you want something done right, you do it yourself
love these FAHGS
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:54:54 AM
No.149273652
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:55:06 AM
No.149273653
>>149273636
You fool! You've messed with the natural order!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:06 AM
No.149273706
>>149273765
>>149272349
DOUBLE NIGGER
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:12:35 AM
No.149273765
>>149273706
WHEN CHEWED, IT'S FOOD!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:15:49 AM
No.149273787
>>149273824
>>149272690
EΔ₯, I only read fics and watch porn of her characters being fucked by human men (and only human men; fuck having gays shoved down my throat). Then there's Nigga Loona...
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:21:26 AM
No.149273821
>>149273636
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:21:55 AM
No.149273824
>>149273787
I only read the fics too. I've seen the first season of Helluva Boss and I think that was more than fair on my part. Both Hazbin and Helluva sound like their written by people who never grew out of their philosophically deep middle school phase.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:24:44 AM
No.149273843
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:32:54 AM
No.149273894
>>149273925
>>149273309
Except Nigga Loona. Let's turn her into a meme.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:34:36 AM
No.149273909
>>149272690
Oh viv. Shut up and go cry to your boss and superior, Bezos.
Or just get tossed back to El Salvador where you'll undoubtedly be in good company.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:36:16 AM
No.149273920
>>149272690
Iβm the son of two immigrants. Go fuck yourself.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:36:27 AM
No.149273921
>>149272690
LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:37:07 AM
No.149273925
>>149273980
>>149273894
But we already have a black hellhound, and that's the Peanut Butter Kween.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:37:50 AM
No.149273931
>>149272690
Go fuck yourself Vivienne.
- son of immigrant and 2 time Trump voter.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:44:16 AM
No.149273968
enough with that gay shit
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:45:53 AM
No.149273980
>>149274137
>>149273925
But he's a dude and a furry, Nigga Loona isn't either (well, the latter most of thr time). Also, yeah, fuck Viv.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:57:26 AM
No.149274039
>>149273183
Go go Jimmy Rangers! I swear, 28 Years was fire, but the ending got the entire theater turned into a collective TF2 laugh spam.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:04:35 AM
No.149274095
>>149272690
Friendly reminder we are on year 10 of eternal Trump seethe
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:10:54 AM
No.149274137
>>149273980
>But he's a dude
Never stopped us before
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:17:18 AM
No.149274183
>>149274248
Where's the Slurpza edit of Vortex when you need it
What would Dante Alighieri think of Viv's version of Hell?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:26:06 AM
No.149274248
>>149274498
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:27:25 AM
No.149274261
>>149274241
>Mumma mia thisa no gooda!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:27:33 AM
No.149274264
Expect chapter 6 in a day or two.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:58:20 AM
No.149274469
>>149261789 (OP)
He'd understand the errors of his ways
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:03:58 AM
No.149274498
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:09:39 AM
No.149274521
>>149274872
How would IMP handle a target that's actually a serial killer, with a big knife?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:18:20 AM
No.149274872
>>149276078
>>149274521
Probably not too well. Would make for a good episode, though.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:51:17 AM
No.149275001
>>149261789 (OP)
He'd probably agree with him
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:04:18 AM
No.149275041
>>149272690
>"NOOOOOOOOO it was supposed to be MY party's dictatorship running things, not YOURS!"
Defile the rainbow, taste the rainbow, bitch. Now shut up and make art.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:10:39 AM
No.149275238
>>149275828
Thread's dead, time to post some tavi
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:26:25 AM
No.149275290
I thinkt he sassy gay boy would be devestated that none of the episodes showcased his respectable career as an aviation specialist.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:29:39 AM
No.149275299
>>149275822
>>149267317
So, is this a result of all the Nigga Loona posts, or an edit?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:02:02 PM
No.149275822
>>149275299
Its an edit, I saw it posted before the other edits.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:05:21 PM
No.149275828
>>149276118
>>149275238
Loudly impregnating Tavi's mom in the next room while Tavi tries to write poetry
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:05:31 PM
No.149275831
>>149275909
>>149274312
Alright! Looking forward to it
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:23:00 PM
No.149275909
>>149275947
>>149274312
>>149275831
Chapter six of what?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:31:55 PM
No.149275947
>>149273376
Might even be able to carry him home. With TK, at least.
>>149275909
How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds).
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/170028016
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:03:34 PM
No.149276078
>>149276096
>>149274872
>Jason (or the legally distinct pastiche) just follows them back through when they try to bail, and he wanders off to go find his own fun in Hell. They call it a win because technically he's stuck in Hell because of them (it's basically like killing him right?)
>We catch little glimpses of him in future episodes just hacking various sinners and demons apart in the background
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:07:43 PM
No.149276096
>>149276078
>The pastiche is seen with different jobs in the background for each episode.
>Always ends with him intentionally/unintentionally killing his boss and coworkers.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:11:27 PM
No.149276118
>>149276122
>>149275828
Sorry, but the only had i like is the one i'm gonna turn octavia into once i make her my wife
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:12:32 PM
No.149276122
>>149276118
The only hag*
Octavia doesn't have an ass.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:55:18 PM
No.149276392
>>149276147
>she gives you this look after you said that
>>149276147
That's why you get her pregnant first, retard.
Be the change in the world you want or whatever the fuck.
Wait, she's 18 now right?
She turned 18 in the second season I think.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:06:13 PM
No.149276475
>>149276525
>>149276454
>Wait, she's 18 now right?
First I've heard of it.
>>149276475
>>149276454
Pigzie made her a minor *and* an asexual in her attempt to get people to stop sexualizing octavia, but it only made me love her even more
She clearly needs a strong masculine figure in her life
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:17:06 PM
No.149276568
>>149276652
>>149276525
Call me when she reaches milf status like her mom did.
I'm not gonna R. Kelly the magic bird.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:20:12 PM
No.149276588
>>149276454
She should be if time works how it does on earth because
>Stated to be 17 at the start of season 2, which takes place after Harvest Moon, which was presumably on Sept 21 because thatβs when it was that year
>Unhappy Campers was in the summer
>Apology Tour was Halloween so fall again
>Sinsmas is Christmas
The only reason she wouldnβt be 18 is if the dubiously sourced lore of β10 years on Earth is one Hell yearβ is true, which would have a whole host of other problems
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:20:16 PM
No.149276589
>>149276656
Can hellhounds understand dogs on some level? Could Loona communicate with your dog a little? Are you going to walk in on her arguing with them?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:24:55 PM
No.149276627
>>149272690
As the son of Cuban migrants I can safely say that she can go fuck herself.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:28:59 PM
No.149276652
>>149276768
>>149276568
>Call me when she reaches milf status like her mom did.
That does exist Anon
>>149276525
She needs a hug and a healthy relationship, Stella too
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:29:03 PM
No.149276656
>>149276589
They can probably understand and interpret behaviour, scents and gestures.
Talking seems a little...far FETCHED.
>>149276652
>She needs a hug and a healthy relationship
100%
she is clearly too dependent on her father emotionally, she has no real friends besides maybe loona and she has no one to turn to when her only source of validation stopped caring about her to go and chase imp dick
>Stella too
To be honest, i feel stella might be a lost cause, too old and too bitter to change, you wont fix her, shes going to make you worse
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:05:33 PM
No.149276905
Stella is a real bird brain.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:09:20 PM
No.149276925
>>149276768
>She's going to make you worst
I don't care, I'm going to try. It could take years, but I want her to be happy.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:40 PM
No.149277009
>>149277020
>>149276768
>To be honest, i feel stella might be a lost cause, too old and too bitter to change, you wont fix her, shes going to make you worse
I disagree while it won't be easy it wont be complicated to break down her walls
So long as the affection & attention you give her is genuine, don't placate to her ego and keep a backbone.
I think in due time she'll she show her old/soft self again.
but If you want someone maybe similar to Stella who you'll find easier to handle
There is Mayberry
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:23:07 PM
No.149277020
>>149277064
>>149277009
Too bad you'll apparently have to dykebreak her. Though some might like the challenge...
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:27:29 PM
No.149277064
>>149277020
>Too bad you'll apparently have to dykebreak her
As if that "relationship" has any depth to it
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:04:04 PM
No.149277350
>>149277402
What would she think of Jurassic Park?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:12:19 PM
No.149277402
>>149277467
>>149277350
She'd think it's some sci-fi movie about humans making a zoo on an alien planet
She has no idea what a dinosaur is, so you when inform her what a dinosaur was she'd likely be mind blown
>Taking Octavia to the natural history museum
>She becomes confused when she sees dinosaurs evolved into birds
>Some said birds that look almost like her, she more confused now
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:16:20 PM
No.149277436
>>149263892
Based and true pilled.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:21:10 PM
No.149277467
>>149277548
>>149277402
She likes taxidermy so I could see her being completely stoked on dinos and fossils
>she thinks compies are cute
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:29:56 PM
No.149277525
>>149277551
What if Octavia ran into her Human doppelganger?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:32:17 PM
No.149277548
>>149277648
>>149277467
Would she think dodos are silly?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:32:26 PM
No.149277551
>>149277589
>>149277525
She'd wonder if she's really that ugly looking as a demon?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:36:46 PM
No.149277589
>>149277551
>They get confused by their actual father's respective gay buttbuddies, a human Blitzo and regular Blitzo.
>Human Octavia gets sent to hell and Goetia Octavia gets sent to California.
>Only their dads can tell the difference.
It'd be like that episode of Dexter's lab.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:37:10 PM
No.149277592
>>149277612
I wonder if Imp taste good. Cook them up, fry 'em and such. I'm guessing a little bit like gator oe reptile meat.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:38:56 PM
No.149277612
>>149277592
>Blitzo
Don't eat him. Riddled with disease.
>Moxxie.
Drizzle in oil and lightly seasoned, then deep fry.
>Millie.
Drizzle in oil and open her legs.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:41:54 PM
No.149277648
>>149277674
>>149277548
Maybe. Bet she has a relative that looks like a dodo.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:44:46 PM
No.149277674
>>149277687
>>149277648
>"Oh Octavia! Won't you play with your little cousin, Donny?"
>Donny the Dodo, the mentally retarded Dodo that only speaks in Howard Stern quotes.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:46:38 PM
No.149277687
>>149277719
>>149277674
>He's joined by their other cousin Robin the robin
>"Octavia can I see you naked?"
>*Robin laughs*
>"Of course not!"
>"Then get out."
>*Robin laughs*
>"Robin what's so funny?"
>"I don't know I wasn't listening!"
What would Anonβs βbeastmodeβ demon form be?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:49:02 PM
No.149277719
>>149277687
>Meanwhile Donny is banging his helmet covered head over and over against the wall.
>"I told youuu not to use the taaaaape."
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:50:03 PM
No.149277726
>>149277739
>>149277716
He grows a single unicorn horn out of his butt. It hurts every time it pushes out.
Blitzo calls it "Butthurt Mode".
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:51:43 PM
No.149277739
>>149277726
The absolute state
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:52:51 PM
No.149277754
>>149278082
>>149277716
If we're talking TLQ Anon, probably whatever the hell this horrifying thing is
>>149277882
For what purpose
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:22:50 PM
No.149278082
>>149278171
>>149277754
What about HILTLH(H) Anon?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:31:19 PM
No.149278166
>>149278199
>>149272690
How much longer till this cunt's career can finally go down the toilet?
Her audience would be sliced in half if these shows were truly age-restricted. so no more middle schoolers or anyone below 18.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:31:46 PM
No.149278171
>>149278245
>>149278082
why not picrel?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:31:54 PM
No.149278172
>>149277919
To hear her sqwuak
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:32:54 PM
No.149278185
>>149272690
Someone should draw Viv in a cage surrounded by gator demons.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:33:44 PM
No.149278199
>>149278166
We'll have to see in another decade or so when most of them will be in there 20's and drift away from the shows
After that I guess no one would wanna work with her but she'll probably get a check from the streaming rights and the occasional merch sale
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:38:11 PM
No.149278245
>>149277882
>>149277919
Imagine octavia as a pooch
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:50:25 PM
No.149278369
>>149278741
>>149278297
Imagine Blitzo was a pineapple
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:00:39 PM
No.149278472
If I could get my waifu's tits in my face I would be so happy.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:14:08 PM
No.149278593
>>149278741
>Jerkin off by yourself handsome?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:26:41 PM
No.149278741
>>149278297
>Help DogTavia brush her tail, secretly enjoys when you brush her fur
>Likes it when mention walks, doesn't know why
>On cold nights will wrap her tail around you
>>149278369
He's already a swinger Anon
>>149278593
>Fuck off used goods
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:33:27 PM
No.149278809
>>149278904
>Clown Millie showing off her butt while going honk
It's come to me
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:42:22 PM
No.149278904
>>149278941
>>149278809
>She spanks her ass like a bongo and it makes a honk sound every time
>Moxxie and Millie's kid has to put pillows over their ears because they know when their parents are having sex
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:46:20 PM
No.149278941
>>149279077
>>149278904
>When M&M have special nights
>They send Skittles over to spend time with Auntie Loona & Uncle Anon
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:47:02 PM
No.149278949
>>149278297
So much chromatic aberration, aaaaiiiiieeee
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:55:10 PM
No.149279031
>>149266568
This is the first Iβve heard of R63 Springer. Wonder how thatβll go.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:00:00 PM
No.149279077
>>149278941
>When Skittles returns the house is covered in pies on the walls, handkerchief tied tied together that are covered in fluids, and empty seltzer bottles on the floor
>The thick smell of circus peanuts can be smelt in every room
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:22:53 PM
No.149279337
>>149279363
>>149272181
that feeling when you can't look athletic because of health problems
for her I'm the most unattractive...
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:24:34 PM
No.149279355
>>149284020
>>149272690
but she really needs to get back to creating content and not doing bullshit in chats
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:25:13 PM
No.149279363
>>149279337
Eh I think she could look past it under the right circumstances, she clearly was willing to let discount Mr. Rogers in so I wouldn't say it's over
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:25:51 PM
No.149279372
>>149279398
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:27:25 PM
No.149279398
>>149272690
Son of 2 immigrants who arrived when their country of origin was being terrorized by commies with car bombs. Suck a dick, Viv.
Now make Anon/Loona canon. Loona deserves happiness.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:37:51 PM
No.149279524
>>149279463
Based artist, he earned his break
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:42:59 PM
No.149279584
>>149264352
Literally this.
I want an evil degenerate fag boss with no moral qualms. To hell with all this gay ass UwU shit.
Fuck fujos.
Ch. 6 is up. Expect Ch. 7 soon.
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/173528191
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:56:39 PM
No.149279735
>>149279894
>>149279657
Fuck yeah kino is back on the menu!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:08:35 PM
No.149279856
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:12:21 PM
No.149279894
>>149279735
A shame that this dress in the fic is associated with when she and Anon were antagonistic to each other.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:24:00 PM
No.149280041
>>149280108
>>149280460
>>149279657
>She went back upstairs to file a police report over the apparent suicide, and put her shotgun away
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:31:35 PM
No.149280108
>>149279657
>>149280041
Bit of an oof, but I can't say it's not on brand for HB.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:32:17 PM
No.149280112
>>149279657
Excellent work, Anon.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:52:41 PM
No.149280270
>>149280299
>Howard Stern show, but in hell
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:56:25 PM
No.149280299
>>149280534
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:18:10 PM
No.149280460
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:28:06 PM
No.149280534
>>149280299
>Octavia and Anon on the Howard Stern show.
>Anon: "So I'm not a sinner, I'm actually still ali-"
>Stern: "Shut up, Octavia can I see you naked?"
>Octavia: "What? No!"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:36:26 PM
No.149280579
>Messaging Satan because Bee thought sharing your contact information with the other Sins was a fun idea
>"...You like humans? Think they're pretty cool?"
>"LUCIFER'S PROBLEM, NOT MINE."
>"...You think I'm pretty cool, at least?"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:38:53 PM
No.149280595
>>149280606
>Clown Millie
>Mime Moxxie
>No one can hear his silent screams
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:40:52 PM
No.149280606
>>149280622
>>149280595
>Jester Skittles *their child*
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:44:09 PM
No.149280622
>>149280606
>They use Skittles on missions when they're older.
>Use their big adorable eyes and silly jester get up to lure targets into a false sense of security.
>Moxxie boxes them in with invisible walls.
>Millie comes in from above and force feeds them an exploding pie from her pneumatic pie cannon.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:23:44 AM
No.149280961
>>149281016
The show now is basically pic related
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:31:10 AM
No.149281016
>>149280961
No it's not
It's mopey melodrama that a soap opera writer would find cringey.
What is she listening to?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:49:43 AM
No.149281184
>>149281176
darude sandstorm
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:50:06 AM
No.149281190
>>149281176
rucka rucka ali
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:50:48 AM
No.149281202
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:00:24 AM
No.149281306
>>149281357
Would Satan give a shit if you fought Andre?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:06:22 AM
No.149281357
>>149286465
>>149281306
Probably yeah, fights like that involving goetia are sort of his business I don't think it's even a question. Really I.M.P. shouldn't have gotten away with fighting him in Sinsmas.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:35:01 AM
No.149281686
>>149281859
Is Asmodeus a Goetia...?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:49:41 AM
No.149281859
>>149281951
>>149281686
He's in the ars goetia but I don't think he is one in Vivverse, did he show any connection in the trial?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:56:57 AM
No.149281951
>>149281859
>He's in the ars goetia but I don't think he is one in Vivverse
Which is stupid since they still use his Ars Goetia seal.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:51:50 AM
No.149282513
Seven foot tall lanklet Loono with a can of four loko
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:56:28 AM
No.149282569
>>149282896
>IMP Game allows the player to fight various members from the show.
>At some point they have to fight Andrelphas in his Frozen Fortress.
>The main point of the boss fight is to actually reach him, since he'd rather not deal with you and thus, you must chase him.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXmsbe2Vd2o
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:05:57 AM
No.149282657
>>149279657
Love it. Those two are starting to bond through banter.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:09:26 AM
No.149282687
>>149266972
They teased a pair of twink demons joining the sisters and I await the reveal of bara angel brothers to act as their foils.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:15:32 AM
No.149282742
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:19:37 AM
No.149282783
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:33:53 AM
No.149282896
>>149282569
>Andrealphus uses environmental effects and minions to keep the players at bay.
>Switches it up with sneak attacks from ice doubles and snowstorms if his bodyguards start losing.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:49:00 AM
No.149283035
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:28:32 AM
No.149283465
>>149283590
What would Loona think of Loonoposting?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:42:49 AM
No.149283628
>>149283590
Poor girl needs a hug.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:45:50 AM
No.149283658
>>149283590
Huh, so that's how furries wear glasses.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:53:03 AM
No.149283738
>>149274241
Does suicide make you go to hell in Vizzie world? If yes then I guess he wouldn't mind?
I kinda like this crackship, not gonna lie
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:16:47 AM
No.149283965
>>149284116
>>149283844
It's goofy with shades of purification, very nice.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:21:21 AM
No.149284020
>>149283965
>One or multiple of courage's enemies die and go to hell
>They pool their cash and hire IMP to off courage and his family
>Shitzo and crew show up during the night and try breaking into the house to kill everyone
>Courage quickly realizes that literal hellspawn are coming for his family and, after screaming for a bit and consulting with his computer, sets out to fight them
>Pulls every trick from the book, lines of salt, holy water, burning incense, even calls a priest(who gets domed as soon as he shows up)
>Also barricades his house and sets traps, home alone style
>Que the 3 imps trying to get inside and failing miserably, getting stabbed, electrocuted, hit by falling objects and burned by holy water
>Seeing no progress, they call loona over for backup
>She breaks in, sees eustace in his chair and immediately mauls him
>Then she runs into courage
>He sees her and screams so loud her eardrums almost pop
>loona is scared, deafened and very [/spoiler]turned on
>Seems this is how the hellhound mating ritual is, they just scream, howl, growl and yelp at each other
>And courage has screamed louder than any other hound loona knows
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:40:29 AM
No.149284220
>>149284116
>>She breaks in, sees eustace in his chair and immediately mauls him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gII_shwjusE
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:02:45 AM
No.149284466
>>149284116
>βOoooh! Oooooh!β
>*frantically types on computer*
>βWhere-to-take-demon-dog-girlfriend-for-date!β
>βYou twit. You mean, βWhere to find an STI testing facility?β
>>149263073
Yeah because your shitty memes of:
-OMG XENO SCUM DIE HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY FOR THE EMPEROR XD
-When I discovered the weakness of my flesh, I started sucking cocks
for the thenth bbillionth time is really the pinacle of fun.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:21:45 AM
No.149285359
>>149268649
>Get Amazon position by black beauty
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:23:54 AM
No.149285382
>>149269950
Artyom from metro 2033 x Ms.mayberry
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:35:02 AM
No.149285476
>>149285861
>>149269950
Loona x Collin, and Vortex x Pinklie.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:46:40 AM
No.149285541
>>149279657
Hmm give him horns
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:00:22 AM
No.149285643
>Loona and the Shota Dog
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:30:24 AM
No.149285861
>>149285476
>Vortex x Pinklie
Based and gay pilled
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:41:15 AM
No.149285927
>Loona x Courage
>Loona x Collin
This thread sucks.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:32:37 AM
No.149286465
>>149286574
>>149287724
>>149281357
I'm gonna assume you need to formally challenge him to a duel, or reach a high enough standing?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:55:52 AM
No.149286574
>>149286465
>Bee has to seriously pull you aside when you tell her you gotta kick Andre's ass
>"Anon. Do you seriously think Satan'll let you get away with that? Do you understand what being a Goetia means?"
>"...Stolas didn't really teach me well in that regard, no."
>"I know, I know. But what do you THINK it means?"
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:02:51 PM
No.149287361
>>149281176
Porter Robinsonβs Nurture album, probably βMusician.β Or maybe βUnison (Mikkas Remix)β from his Spitfire album.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:33:42 PM
No.149287724
>>149288879
>>149286465
I assume you'd need to reach a high enough standing that you COULD formally challenge him to a duel, right? And that's something nigh impossible for a lowly apprentice to do. However, it would be funny if Stolas offers to settle the trial dispute by challenging Andre to a duel and appointing (you) his champion.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:36:35 PM
No.149287738
>>149261913
Not their fault, Satan made Hell shitty for the actual hellborn on purpose. Lilith only cared about the Pride Ring
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:36:41 PM
No.149287739
>>149287750
>>149284116
Courage is a Buggs Bunny level toon.
He'll be fine.
Eustice is dead though, or horribly mauled.
Muriel is making tea or some shit I dunno.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:37:51 PM
No.149287745
>>149261913
You don't watch the show
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:38:36 PM
No.149287750
>>149287739
>Eustice is dead though, or horribly mauled.
Eh he'll be fine next episode
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:39:46 PM
No.149287758
>>149284955
>When I discovered the weakness of my flesh, I started sucking cocks
>Because I'm gay
If Vivziepop wrote like this I'd probably respect her more.
>>149284955
Personally I blame Reddit and that one writer from the 90s.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:42:28 PM
No.149287778
>>149287858
>>149287764
You can say that about most franchises really.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:43:12 PM
No.149287786
>>149287858
>>149287764
Hold on let's not blame solely reddit
/tg/ has been doing those memes far longer than that site has been around
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:52:01 PM
No.149287853
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:52:55 PM
No.149287858
>>149287869
>>149287786
Grognards definitely didn't help.
>>149287778
Gen-X and the millenials badly aping them...
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:54:00 PM
No.149287866
>>149287871
I havenβt watched it but when I see clips of it. It pisses me off.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:54:39 PM
No.149287869
>>149287858
The zoomers are even worse about it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:54:43 PM
No.149287871
>>149287866
Clips of what?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:59:15 PM
No.149287903
So when do they get to write a short?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:10:45 PM
No.149287980
>>149288026
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:17:21 PM
No.149288026
>>149288063
>>149287980
Why do you guys like Loono over Loona? Genuine question. Does he give you guys anything in specific or is it just a simple "I'm gay"
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:23:12 PM
No.149288063
>>149288113
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:30:22 PM
No.149288113
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:54:27 PM
No.149288313
>>149288343
>>149287941
literally who?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:57:39 PM
No.149288343
>>149288363
>>149288313
Smiling Friends creators. Left voices Mammon and right already voiced some extras. If they can get an Oneyplays guy to write a short they might as well let these two write one.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:59:53 PM
No.149288363
>>149288343
>Oneyplays guy to write a short
I like that Lyle not being relevant for years has erased years of machinma and hazbin merch video work
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:08:08 PM
No.149288433
>>149288524
>>149261789 (OP)
i want to fuck his daughter
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:21:05 PM
No.149288524
>>149288547
>>149288433
Do you have a thing for bird people?
Cause my head is screaming
BIRD MAN
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:24:12 PM
No.149288547
>>149288564
>>149288524
>Do you have a thing for bird people?
maybe, i prefer feathers to fur because of how fluffy they look while also not getting all over the place, pretty much the best combination between scalies and furries, but octavia herself also has a nice personality
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:25:50 PM
No.149288564
>>149288584
>>149288547
In practice feathers are easy to ruffle
still weird...
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:28:02 PM
No.149288584
>>149289112
>>149288564
imagine sticking your head into her hair feathers, ruffling them with your face, smelling her perfume, shampoo and natural scent
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:04:25 PM
No.149288879
>>149287724
I imagine you'd need to climb the ranks via favors/tasks from the Sins
Or any Goetia willing to speak with you
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:10:02 PM
No.149288931
>>149289822
>>149279657
Bit of a typo here, senpai. "Hey" should be "her".
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:27:57 PM
No.149289106
I wish to see some Big Butt Loona
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:28:45 PM
No.149289112
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:29:10 PM
No.149289117
>>149287941
I genuinely believe zach hates HH/HB but didn't want to be rude in viv's face when he was asked to do some background voices for the show
there's been plenty of times where zach shared his disdain for any media that's written similar to how viv writes her shows
>oh that's funny, they just say "fuck you" all the time?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:29:44 PM
No.149289123
>Honk honk
Loona and Octavia are both reading this thread. What are their reactions?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:35:22 PM
No.149289161
>>149289132
octavia would feel a bit better about herself that other people are on her side and think her dad is in the wrong
loona would just need counselling
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:35:34 PM
No.149289163
>>149279463
im want TOL hellhound gf...
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:45:36 PM
No.149289252
>>149289132
octavia would be jealous with how much more fanart and fics loona has than her
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:56:09 PM
No.149289822
>>149289904
>>149288931
Fixed. Thank you.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:03:00 PM
No.149289904
>>149290441
>>149289822
NTA but you should also check sentences that end in italics, I counted three that have a space between the word and the period.
Like this .
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:52:39 PM
No.149290356
loona?
more like lamea
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:00:45 PM
No.149290441
>>149289904
Yeah, thatβs just an issue with AO3