I can’t believe COMP fiction like Comics, Anime, Cartoons etc.. got soloed by Live Action Gods like BEASTine and CHADiss Angel in the last thread

>>149564219 (OP)
>Criss FRAUDgel sneak

Yup.

Criss Angel.won

>>149564236
...'t ever beat Bernice.

>>149564219 (OP)
>KEK Angel pretending like he's a part of the crew

Nice title RETARD

>>149564236
…the “Get Stomped by Bernice” competition.

>The hell is happening in here?

Our HEROES

>>149564274
.....solo'd by Criss Angel

>Drake and Josh
>iCarly
>Victorious
>Sam and Kat
>Ned'd declassified
>All that
>Pete and Pete
>Any other jobber SHOTcom
Zack Morris solos with immeasurable speed from CANON time stops

>>149564274
... no diff Criss Angel's entire verse by accident.

>>149564291
>One shots by Barney Stinson

Touhou solos gokek

>>149564291
Diobros he's better at time stopping than our hero...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149564270
Reimu fodder is breath free because Bernice spare her verse

ENOUGH.
POST THE SPIC HULK MEMES.

>>149564307
Bernice losing to Criss Angel....

/co/ was there any scene as crazy as the reveal of Yujiro raping a man?

>>149564307
Criss Angel trying to make Bernice die from falling off a building...

Soon....

>>149564219 (OP)
>FOTMni vs STILLBIRTHby
At least Pomni had a month.

>>149564302
Post Barney stopping time to make himself win

>>149564219 (OP)
Forget about the “Bernice-fication” in the last thread
Also anons, disappointing of you for not screen capping this kino and the replies afterwords

>>149564344
You're just coping because the Pibby glitch solos your verse verse

>>149564354
This image alone completely FODDERIZES my entire verse...

>SHITice
>Criss FRAUDgel

The kids from Wizards of Wavely place solos them both

>>149564369
Pibby...

>>149564367
This was a memes are le bad plot btw

>>149564371
>Watching feminized Disney live action

SUPERCHAD FUCKED SHITCHI

>solos the Brit"ish invasion of the 60s-70s
Don't shake, rattle and roll on me baby

>>149564376
Damn I can't believe the guy who doesn't understand a character as basic as Yosemite fucking Sam wasn't able to come up with a less retarded plot than DUDE MEMES LMAO

>>149564369
Criss Angel

The Beatles?

Undefeated btw

Post Bernice NOWWWWWW

>listtroon is from SHITeddit
>AISLOPerman is also from SHITeddit
>there are also a couple of VSBW tourists here too
These HALLS? Only thing that MATTERS!!

>>149564401
Come on Eileen is the only song I really like from them, the rest are just alright.

>>149564312
>Speak English. We're in 4chan.

>>149564407
BOOM

>>149564407
Thor please, contain yourself.

I can defeat Bernice you know

>>149564409
>AISLOPerman is also from SHITeddit
I am from /dbs/ and /pol/

>>149564401
>Beatles
Yoko Ono victims

Yujiro is gay. He have sex with men.

Michael Jackson would NODIFF your favorite musician btw, SHAMONE

>>149564219 (OP)
>>149564407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
Live action clip that break /DBS/

>>149564437
>/pol/
Leave NOW!!!!

>>149564438
Yoko Ono is a MEMBER of the Beatles.

>>149564440
>SHITon Jackson

Elvis GODS solos him

>>149564441
TANKnice the UNKILLABLE...

>>149564440
Then why did that CHOMO run from the real king of 80s nigga music PRINCE!!??

>>149564441
I thought the scene that broke /dbs/ was Goku kissing ChiChi from the movie.

>>149564425
THE QUEEN is HERE

>>149564436
Nobody…

>>149564454
>SHITince the NEVER MADE A SINGLE SONG AS UNFORGETTABLE AS THRILLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
My HERO broke a BILLY on Youtube

ENOUGH!
Post the TRUE KINGS of these HALLS who have, at minimum, MOUNTAIN LEVEL FEATS ONLY! NO STATEMENTS!

>>149564483
>13 minutes
MOVIEchael FORGOTHEWASMAKINGAMUSICVIDEOson.......

Elton John.

>>149564483
https://youtu.be/v0KpfrJE4zw?si=9_lM5Uxr3LLFhz-q
>Muh music video and dance craze carrying a fucking glorified Halloween song
>Mid tier production
>No instrument skills
Little Red Corvette>>Thriller

>>149564485
>who have, at minimum, MOUNTAIN LEVEL FEATS ONLY
Why put “at minimum” if it’s only mountain level feats?

>>149564483
More like SHITince the NEVER MADE A SONG PLAYED ON THE RADIO IN ANY YEAR PAST 2002

>>149564521
>Wasn't manly at all
>Yet he effortlessly steal your girl without even trying
Prince is a GOAT! Araki approved CHAD

>>149564558
>Molester Jackson fans think this
Post MJ Himself doing a guitar solo
https://youtu.be/JPGVD7Yy3Ys?si=myohh7FouGL36zMP

>Prince
Jobs to Weird Al.

>>149564621
So does Jackson.

>Al
Get that BITCH out of a debate between my HEROES MJ and Prince.

>COMEDIAN Al trying to shove his gorillion parody songs down everybody's throats again

>but muh well known singles
Prince Discography>>>Jackson's
Prince albums on a full listen pwn any of Jackson's
>P-pop culture
Prince inspired musical ARTISTS! MJ inspired all the pop slop you hate.

*solos ur verse*

>CHAD Al causes IMMEDIATE seething
Stay mad he fucked your waifu, bronies.

>GR15 Al immediately talking about his only memorable guest star appearance in any show

>>149564695
redditor

>>149564691
...with zero difficulty

>>149564439
If you have less testosterone than Yujiro, you are a woman. Simple as that.

>>149564723
Yujiro Hanma talking about himself anonymously...

>>149564691
>>149564720
...at speed folding laundry

>>149564287
>>149564293
>Criss Angel
R. Kelly Clarkson victim.

>Araki
>Prince
My heroes. No one compares.

Who should these 2 fight?

>>149564792
Literally WHOMST

>>149564792
They're magic puppets right? Could fight those puppet characters from BlazBlue, or Sasori from Naruto.

>>149564792
The Sekirei girls

I am a weak cuck and I went 0-3

As the HERO of DEATH BATTLE... I will NEVER lose a fight... Except against Deku, Miles, Simon, Kyle, Superman, Goku, Bejita, Thor, Kratos, Asura, Galactus, Omnicron, Master Chief, Doomslayer, Ghost Rider, Spawn, Mahito, Shigaraki, Joker, Giorno, Bowser, Eggman, Gojo, Makima, Hal Jordan, Ben Ten, Asta, Trunks, Silver, Magneto, Tetsuo, Saitama, Popeye, Dio, Alucard, The Flash, Sonic, Mario, All of Anime, All of Manga, All of Comics, All of Cartoons, All of Cinema, All of live action, All of /db/, All of /dbs/ and Anon...

>>149564792
Ash but hes fighting some jewish guy.

>>149564992
Kanye West...

>>149564691
Your Circle/R3. His Triangle. Let us see which prevails.

>>149564992
Atem should fight Moses from the prince of Egypt.

>>149565004
Does Moses get his Beyblade?

Post your HERO's greatest feat NOW

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149565070
...talking about their cocks in case that wasn't clear.

>cocks out of nowhere
FAGku...

FACTS:
-If you seethe at the term "Attack Potency" you are likely a retard who's butthurt because some character you like has 0 good AP feats
-cloud dispersing feats are just as valid as anything other feat, if you disagree with this I'll assume you are underaged. Clouds have mass you retard
-Most Laser dodging feats are aim dodging, but that doesn't mean all laser dodging is just that sometimes a character is legit FTL because of it
-Durability shouldn't scale with AP if you only shoot energy blast, or use non physical magic
-Speed is the most important stat and most speed differences in DB would make entire fights end up as stomps become of it

Ignore that guy above me, he's wrong.
FACTS:
-Your favorite is most likely street tier at best. Goku is normal pants tier. Superman is gas station tier.
-FTL is a myth. Most characters are sub-sonic. At best.
-Verse equalization is not real. Reiatsu Crush.
-No limits fallacy is a cope used by nerds mad that their favorite gets haxxed. Yata Mirror can reflect any attack.
-If you use one statement, all statements are valid. No matter what.
-Characters in fiction are omnipotent even if they lose. The character that beat them is omnipotent+. This extends infinitely.

>>149565540
>Bleachcuck
Opinion discarded

>>149565540
You forgot "if you don't have acid/heat/electricity resistance feats you job to acid/heat/electricity."

The franchise that has more humiliated in these halls than Dragon Ball is Sonic

>>149565546
Yata Mirror reflects Reiatsu Crush and you need Cursed Energy to damage Cursed Spirits albeit. Also that's not an opinion, they're facts. Says so right there.

>>149565552
ESLario

I won the last thread

>>149565540
HYPER TRVTH NOVA

>>149565004
I remember there was a thread on Space Battles about Egyptian pharaohs fighting the plagues from the Prince of Egypt, and the mods shut it down because they're pussies

>>149565564
Fighting the plagues? Like, the toads form one super toad and they hunt it like Monster Hunter?

>>149565560
Hulk, stop raping Goku figuratively and literally

Did someone say RAPE

>>149565568
I don't exactly remember, I think they had to try to nullify the effects

>controls physical and spiritual energy
>Takes away the powers of your favorite character as long as they rely on some energy source (Ki, Chakra, Reiatsu, Cursed Energy, Chi, etc)
>Solos your favorite verse
Nothin' personel kid

>>149565592

>>149565592
My favorite character uses a secret third thing CRIPPLE.

Post girls who are sad ugly and a bitch

>>149565619
I CANNOT NOT

>>149565592
>My HERO knows how to fight without mana or chi or whatever
>He even has the ability to just go crazy and smash everything without even thinking
Sorry, cripple, looks like you're losing your arms as well.

>>149565619
>your mom out of NOWHERE

>>149565631
I'm sorry, Batman. I underestimated you

>>149565540
jojoCHADS...

>>149565592
she's too strong for death battle

>>149565592
>>149565658
>His
There are males in 2hu?

>>149565597
She's not crippled, just lazy.
When she goes all out she stands >>149565598
>>149565631
>>149565658
If your hero lacks low Complex Multiversal AP they ain't touching Okina

>>149565722
Yes but Okina is not one of them

>>149565739
Good thing my HERO scales above complex multiversal

>>149565739
You mean like this

>>149564386

>>149565758

Cope, your son will forever be Supergay

>>149565793
FUARK, he can... summon some zombies?

>>149565827
Post your hero's zombie infection resistance NOW

>>149565827
It's too powerful

IT'S PRIME TIME!!!!!!

>>149565858
I-I CANNOT...!

>>149565858

>>149565858
Okay

>>149565858
My HERO self-revives as a zombie!

>>149565793
>Black lantern
Good thing Okina can manipulate Life energy (a form of physical energy) to the point she can spontaneously create new lifeforms.
>>149565858
Most gods and youkai in Touhou are composed of completely different particles that don't exist in the real world, they don't even have DNA and their physical bodies are just there for show, most Diseases are meaningless to them.

>>149565739
I'm glad my heroes Kratos, Chill Penguin and Tucker can touch her

>>149565858
Bernice the Strongest Queen in the last thread....

>>149564219 (OP)
>Pibby
The lovechild of an idea guy with no plan

How strong will she end up being?

>>149565858

>>149565971
My favorite zombies eat cocks though

>>149565858
RobotCHADS, how are we feeling?

>>149564219 (OP)
Pomni is for Yellow Guy from DHMIS.

>>149565658
Which HERO could survive and escape this predicament?

>>149565962
Canon

>>149565982
Resident Evil…

>>149566014
Goku would teleport away from this and Chi Chi would take care of him until his limbs are wished back.

>>149565982
Marvel Zombies...

>>149565969
>K-K-Kakarot! I'm P-Pibby glitching!! AAAAIIIIEEE.

>>149566071
>Large Planetary - Dwarf Star level Pibby
Fuark... Pomnibros.... We are built for this matchup

>>149566071
Common Begita L

His name is Bejita.

>>149566071
>He-man and Sailor Moon too
Goodness Gracious that would set /dbs/ in flames
Kratos is the only pibby survivor btw

KINGtos would teach The Glitch to be a better man and make it post less shitty reddit memes instead sending it to shitpost in /dbs/

>>149566114
>The Glitch is the ntr and cuckposter
It all makes sense now

>>149565988
Feels good knowing that /m/eCHADS are unaffected.

BITCHsura WILL punch the glitch and INSTANTLY job to it like the retard he is

KEKtos would be the first video game character to job to the Pibby Glitch btw

>>149565970
Probably not as much compared to Aang or Korra pre-book 2, slightly stronger than Korra post-book 2

>>149565969
>>149566071
>>149566103
Dodge Greenley is the kind of guy who would say that his OC eldritch horror is the one that can kill Kratos and Doomslayer and Kirby at the same time and be completely honest about it.
How did [as] even allow him to go as far as he did in the original short is a mystery to me.

>>149566168
JOBtosbros the Pibby Glitch would have better statements than our hero……

>>149566168
The death of the author powers are amazingly broken

>>149564376
the memes thing was actually scrapped before the finalized version so

>>149566204
>only thing that was completely finished was scrapped
STILLBORNibby...

>>149566168
Would have been funny to see the creator autism war if Pibby had actually come out and Death Battle put her against Black Hat

>>149566141
>infects the pilot
What now?

Thor Vs Vegeta

Guys the street tier bully has been stopped!

>>149565969
>I wanted to Pibby to go EVERYWHERE
Pibby goes to The Xeelee Sequence

We need more disrespectful deaths.

>>149566636
>Baxterfags watching how sonichu 2.0 zalgo edition absolutely demolishes the carefully calculated and highly professional scientific universe Xeelee Sequence because Dodge wanted to do it for the luls

>>149566652
Agreed, especially when Gokek goes 0-4

>>149565739
post Okina performing a low complex multiversal feat

>>149566114
>>149566126
/dbs/ will turn the glitch into a dog

>>149565970
Will depend on the plot. To begin with she will have a nerfed avatar state since she'll only have Korra barring her fixing it. Maybe she'll bond with some spirits or something to get a power boost. Whatever happened on Korra's watch was clearly beyond anything any previous Avatar dealt with since it went full Cataclysm on the setting

>>149566702
How would you top Superman literally walking through a full power Kamehameha and lobotomizing Goku?

>>149566702
Score is currently 1-3 Goku won the first fight in wizard magazine which is canon to Death Battle.

>>149566807
Slapping Bitchku like the woman that he is

>>149565971
Not true. At best Homer's brain is hollow and the zombies thiught his head was hollow or his brain was to thin and not worth eating.

>>149566911
also wasn't he infected in a later zombie segment in Treehouse of Horror?

>>149566877
>wizard magazine which is canon to Death Battle
Wizard does not own Dragon Ball nor Superman. They also went out of press when Goku vs Superman 1 way before released

YUP YUP!!

I went to the store a couple minutes ago and the cashier kept calling me Simon for some reason, what did she mean by that?

>>149566989
You're talking to listroon, he knows full well that what he's saying is retarded

>>149566980
why didn't Reed just shoot him?

>>149567022
She wants you to eat her out

>>149567031
Youre listroon.

>>149564270
>>149564312
>>149564412
>Fuck you slant eyes, This is Trump land, and in Trump Land, we speak english and being number 1. Also we got stronger beings than some anime video game losers

>>149567040
Reed was TEACHING Godzilla.

>>149567064
Shut the fuck up listroon.

>>149565739
>>149565793
>>149565950
Sounds like a job for Superman who can decreate/outscale archetypal meta concepts(beyond multiversal) with the power of hope....and singing.

>>149567143
Didn't he got raped and his dad cucked by Lobo?

>>149565969
Holy Pooh's adventures batman

>>149566484
At my job this one guy got hired who’s like 6’5 and literally nobody could stop talking about his height asking if he’s ever played any sports and shit, made me feel bad but he’s a lot more socially adept than me so he didn’t mind I guess. Kinda sucks

>>149565592
Sonic: Dang, is that Helen? she's certainly made alot of progress despite being disabled, how much do I have to go easy on her if we fight or race? Using 30% of my speed will be enough, using too much might hurt her feelings.

>>149567053
I'm a woman however

>>149565592
Hulk: Hulk doesnt want to hurt crippled lady. Bah, Hulk goes to smash dragon god and float lady, maybe boundary lady and destruction girl put up fight for Hulk!

>>149567231
No wonder she was calling you Simon then

>>149565802
SUPERCHAD FUCKED SHITCHI

>>149567166
Lobo got raped by a fatass, and Supes got his revenge by kicking his ass. So they're even.

when will skibidi toilet get a death battle episode

>>149565969
The worst part isn't any of his delusions about Pibby being some ultra-crossover, its that the designs of the glitched-characters are boring. "Their worst traits exaggerated" doesn't come across in the designs, it's just the same character with white eyes and glitchy. You could do something clever with Yosemite Sam, have him become just the hat with tons of hands coming out of it, crawling around like a spider but it can pull guns out at people, but the show wouldn't do that, it would just do spooky scary glitchya aaah

>>149567299
post his scary creepypasta yosemite sam

>>149564219 (OP)
this matchup is fucking gay and lame but Bernice is fucking based glad I got to experience that last night

>>149567097
Stop talking to yourself.

Mind FREAKED everyone here, didn't I?

>>149567287
When the community picks a matchup to astroturf.

>>149566807
See
>>149567271
>>149564386

>>149564291
Parker Lewis can't lose, though.
>>149565592
Why do you keep spamming some ugly crippled cunt from your tranny discord

>>149567411
Shut the fuck up listroon. Kill yourself.

>>149567419
>David Blaine's MUTT pet's catchphrase

>>149567287
When will Skibidi Toilet stop being slop?

>>149567411
kys btw listtroon.

>>149564236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97jkkNUTWt4

Angel was on American Dad

>>149567287
when it finally gets a planetary feat

>>149567476
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hZ724WN5_to&pp=ygUYRGF2aWQgQmxhaW5lIHNvdXRoIHBhcmsg

>>149567428
Probably some agendaposter from VSBW. Who else would use terms like Low Complex Multiversal AP when talking about a Touhou character?

>>149567547
That makes a lot of sense.
>Who else would use terms like Low Complex Multiversal AP when talking about a Touhou character?

>>149567547
but Touhou isn't even complex multiversal on the site, hell they're not even regular multiversal

>>149567474
Just a light snack for Barbatos!

>>149567606

>>149567689
lol

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me crossover scaling
Or I retire

>>149567747
FRAUDzilla…

>>149567229
Funny.

>>149567474
Madoka's footrest

>>149567812
either post a single good feat from her or stop fantasizing about little girl feet

>>149567287
When Murder Drones stops running from their destined match against the ToiletGODS

>>149567474
The gokek sodomizer

*destroy your favorite animeverse*

>>149565592
Can you show her doing so to drain an opponent?

>>149567812
Giwtwm

>>149564367
Kinda the Whole idea of The Darkness to Represent the Decay of Warner

What next for Deku?

>Batman hasn't stopped the joker.
>superman hasn't stopped lex
>spider-man hasn't stopped green goblin
>hulk hasn't stopped abomination
>Ultraman genocided his villain's entire race to make sure they don't come back
>they still haven't come back in sixty years

>>149567812
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149567812
Love yourself MadokaCHAD

>>149567890
Pretty boring show.

>>149567890
It depends on the versions. Batman has killed the joker in one issue.

>>149566760
Wait, this is the source of the dog memes isn't it? Makes sense that it would be a Marvel thing shilling Thanos.

>>149567890
Actually, Blonsky was dead for a quite a number of years. He is only coming back in the current run.

I just no diffed every Japanese media verse.

>>149567904
He never has outside of the Burton movie and Batkek

The eternal state of hiding behind stronger anime to fight DC but also seething about how they too sodomize your verse.

>>149567890
Plok did it

>>149567323
>Inspired by Chainsaw Man and Berserk
>Copies them without understanding anything that made their designs good and applies to fucking YOSEMITE SAM

I wish I could have a filter to get rid of the cuckshit and characterposting.

>>149567812
...has not seen much use after Knull returned it to the store

>>149567945
yeah where's the sex appeal?

>>149567592
No but it's still vsbw lingo, it's the site that puts canon Touhou the closest to that level (low multiversal instead of universal+ like ob and csap) and it's not higher because they don't use lost word shit, as far as I know.

>>149565969
I will always stand that the core idea of Pibby has the foundation for something great: a preschool show girl learning how to handle adult topics across different shows in a genuine and honest way could be create something interesting for a miniseries.

>>149567916

>>149567812
stop being a fucking queer on purpose
>>149567890
>Ultraman genocided his villain's entire race
That's like half the plots of every Sentai

>>149568063
Ultraman did it in the second episode of his series.

>>149568086
Just like Kamen Rider none of the Ultramen are better than the OG

>>149567940
>GoKEK is weaker than children and women again
We are back to pre Super era.

I just got no diffed by every Japanese media verse.

>>149568144
Spider-Man…

>>149568144
Every single DC and Marvel character combined...

>>149568046
That's fair.

>>149568012
all of that is irrelevant because okina is outer

Bets on what the Halloween match will be (if there is one)? I’m guessing something Springtrap.

>>149568046
Too bad that's not what the creator had in mind and instead blew their full load in the trailer and had literally no reveals or twists left to show throughout whatever runtime was planned

>>149568179
...levels of below tiering.

>>149568144
Brown people...

>>149568190
Spinal vs Cervantes

>>149568190
Mummies Alive vs Gargoyles.

>>149568144
White people…

>>149568208

>>149568190
You WILL get a 2 minutes long Sans vs The Judge sprite fight on halloween and you WILL like it.

https://mangadex.org/title/760f2141-28f8-471b-8951-bcf7f936809c/godzilla-galaxy-odyssey

Here's the new ongoing Godzilla manga

>>149568190
Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) vs Samantha (Bewitched)

post kino matchups

>>149568231
>brown hands felt called out and posted this
Yup yup!

>>149568271
LEAFED

Lucina is flat though

>>149568231
No lies detected.

>>149568190
Franky vs Kakuzu

>>149568271
>canon death battle result

>>149568271
What even is the fucking connection between this matchup anyways? Who comes up with this shit?

>another matchup pokemon loses
KWAB!!!

>>149568413
Post Lucina being strong enough to break out of rope.

>>149568397
I wanna fuck both

>>149568397
I want to see Grovyle fuck Lucina

>>149568397
There's a specific Grovyle from a spinoff game that is a time traveler with the Trunks backstory, just like Cina

>>149568422
I.... CANNOT...!

>vorefag art
dropped

>>149568446
i almost missed this one
Kys listtroon

>>149568413
Ash will win tho?

>>149568502
the sucking cocks contest? he already won that

BREAK THE WORLD!!!!! BREAK EVERYTHING!!!

>>149568540
indeed

>>149568545
>Godzilla

>>149568528
...contest's last place trophy.

Why did Lucina vs Grovyle outlast Lucina vs Kitana/Saber? Does the community want to see Mystery Dungeon shit on the show that badly?

>>149568635
yes

>>149568582
No lies detected.

>CHADstery KINOungeon
better than mainline pokemon

>>149567827
I-I'M PLANETARY, I PROMISE! N-NO, PLUNGERMAN DOESN'T SOLO MY WHOLE VERSE! HE CAN'T!

>>149568540
>cow headcanon slop
>>149568565
>flat CANON reality

>>149568635
Pokémon has more autists, and Lucina vs Grovyle probably isn’t even popular, just pushed really hard by one autist

Post anyone in Skibidi Toilet destroying a planet.

>>149568737
It was on the tournament from season 10 and lost to Mega Man X vs Optimus Primal in a landslide.

>>149568743
You weren’t supposed to ask that…

Lucina? SpiderCHADs concubine.

>>149567457
Who the hell is that?

post murder drones tanking this

>>149568797
Only Listtroon knows

>>149568743
I-I-I-I……….

>>149567846
>I-IS THAT.. A FLIGHT OF STAIRS?
>STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, ILL FLOAT UP TO YOU IN 5 HOURS AND EXTERMINATE YOUUUUU!!!

>>149568635
Probably just the Future Trunks but of lower tier of power.

>>149567846
…’s laundry.

>>149567887
This show /series confirmed Bakufag as Dekus hyper servant bitch. And ochako a pussy gym for said nerd

>>149568545
the funny one will win

>>149568835
NOOOOO! I WAS SUPPOSED TO SNIFF THOSE!

>>149568848
Miles…

hear me out... captain syrup is a wapauline

>>149566725
She created and controls the Ushirodoro no Kuni (Land of the Back door) an extra dimensional space of infinite scale that contains doors to the backs of everything, even entire dimensions.
Plus she won against the likes of Reimu, and could keep up with Yuuma who can create earthquakes in Hell itself.
>>149567143
Post Superman singing a very cool song.
>>149567229
Go job against Kasen Slownic, Okina would blink your entire verse away in seconds.
>>149567261
>Takes away Hulk's life energy
Yup yup
>>149567428
Not your imaginary friend bro
>>149567867
It happens right at the end of this battle (Okina takes away the seasonal power the MC had the whole game)
https://youtu.be/Hzn-uriPxtQ?si=fGaORCH95LTVcl8I
And here she explains it in detail
https://youtu.be/bVCuf2PegpU?si=uTASKF6p9n2QdmfY
Plus we know from the multiple manga that she can create and take away life as she pleases to the point of completely changing seasons at will.

>>149567940
Superman beats Simon then makes him his new big brother and replacing Kamina and having a good sparing partner out of it since Superman needs something to challenge him roughly.

>>149568271
I hate AI so much is unreal...

>>149568156
>>149568166
America > Japan, we just buy Japan and we become anime ourselves

>>149569007
My HERO Superman would NEVER attempt to replace Kamina because he knows how much he means to Simon and respects the both of them.

>>149568786
>Spiderman is now picking fights against FE fodder because BnH was too much for him
KEKAROOOO

CHADapan loves GODvel.

>>149569007
Post SuperKEK not being raped by Russians.

>>149569030
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aogdsQVDSco&pp=ygUfQ2hhcmdlciBsZWZ0IDQgZGVhZCBqZXJraW5nIG9mZg%3D%3D

>>149567323
>Inspirated by Chainsaw Man's Gun Devil
>It's utter horseshit

Would Sage be able to beat Sonic.EXE?

>>149566760
>Go my shitposter glitch mass, the thread has been too silent
>K̸̯̈́̿́͒̈͝Ĭ̶͖̮̌̐N̵̦̥͙̗͍͓͂̈́̏̉̾͂͌͝G̴̨̡̤͙̹͇̼̜̭͖̰̯̀̄͑̌̀̓̏͜͜͝T̸͕͈̫̙̬̣̻̤̗̈̄́̀̉͐͘̚O̴̞͎̘̟̙̝̊͆̾̀̊͌͐̎Ş̶̹̻̘͐͛̐͒̀͝! G̵̛͚̓̋̽̔̇̂̐͐͠O̴͈͐̽̿͗͛͋̊̍̉D̴̛̥̀̑͗͑̄̎̕͠Ç̵̛͔̙͈̠̺̥̘͇͓̫̘̬̑̐̐͌͐̇̒̈̇͠Ḫ̵̻̱͇̞͊̉͝A̶̡̢̳͇̟̹̤̩͇̻͓̗̥̐̌̓͌̂͗͋̂̚͘͠D̷̢̧̨̖͇͚͇͉̖̗̽̏̿̾̒͐̓̾̏͠͝! A̶̡̛̺̥͚͔̠̫̭̝̦̹̺̓͛͒̾̊͛͑͂͆̋S̶͉̫͉̋̇̀͑͒̆͒̔͌͝U̴̢̙̖̪̣͇̹̙̘̮̯̐̈́͗̃Ŗ̵̭͎̗̋̌̊̕ͅĂ̶̦̤̌͗͗̉͘͠C̴̗̪̗̜͎̗̮̞̰̥̟͔͖̞̰̀̊̾͌̀̀̈́̊͌́̕͠͠Ư̵̛̛͚͂͆͋̊͒̐̿͌͠C̸̨̙͖̣̘̭̜̰͖͔͔̃͂̄̐͛͗̇̎̚͝ͅK̸̖̳͈̈̋̾̀̌͒̏! Ḩ̷̻͇̺͉̖̻͎̙̂͜Ṵ̷̘͇̤̘̮̇̑̈́̉͝L̶̡̢̢̛̙̟͉̮͋̒̑͆̆̀̈K̴̤̝̦̻̥͓̘̫͇͉͙͙͙̗̓͑̓̿͆́̀̿̂͌͆̾̑͊ͅW̸͕̒͌͋̽I̶̡̧̛̗̠̻̠͍ͅM̵̝̱̬̜͓̠͕̫̃͐P̷̛͖̗̜̂͊̈̏̊̀͝͝!

>>149569111
The Gaping would be so legendary that Sage would develop emotions just to Laugh at him

NAME YOUR GOD AND BLEED THE FREAK!!!!

>>149569056
>Spiderman is now BREEDING weak TRANIME moesluts
yep!

>SHITgon SHIT got a fighting game by ArcSys
>now KEKvel too
It isn't fair.

>>149569109
>Inspirated
SPIC ALERT! SPIC ALERT! SPIC ALERT!

>>149569056
My FRAUD Academia was so WEAK that Spider-CHAD decided to gape more animeverses.

>

>>149569004
>>>149567143 (You) #
>Post Superman singing a very cool song.

Pic related

>>>149567229 (You) #
>Go job against Kasen Slownic, Okina would blink your entire verse away in seconds.

Sonic wouldnt even need to go light speed to deal with touno top tiers, hes thr embodiment of chaos, hell just negate every ability okina has via probability manipulation and he'll do it while eating chili dogs or rice balls from the locals.

>>>149567261 (You) #
>>Takes away Hulk's life energy
>Yup yup

>The Hulk is a outerversal being embodiment of the One Below All and The One Above Alls solution for destruction and unmaking
>Cripple chan gets smashed

Hulk rather fight the dragon god and hecatia combined.

>>149569218
>"WEAK? I-I'LL SHOW YOU! BRING ME AUNT MAY! ONE FOR ALL ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND PERCEEEEEEENT!"

>tumblr

>>149569143
>>K̸̯̈́̿́͒̈͝Ĭ̶͖̮̌̐N̵̦̥͙̗͍͓͂̈́̏̉̾͂͌͝G̴̨̡̤͙̹͇̼̜̭͖̰̯̀̄͑̌̀̓̏͜͜͝T̸͕͈̫̙̬̣̻̤̗̈̄́̀̉͐͘̚O̴̞͎̘̟̙̝̊͆̾̀̊͌͐̎Ş̶̹̻̘͐͛̐͒̀͝! G̵̛͚̓̋̽̔̇̂̐͐͠O̴͈͐̽̿͗͛͋̊̍̉D̴̛̥̀̑͗͑̄̎̕͠Ç̵̛͔̙͈̠̺̥̘͇͓̫̘̬̑̐̐͌͐̇̒̈̇͠Ḫ̵̻̱͇̞͊̉͝A̶̡̢̳͇̟̹̤̩͇̻͓̗̥̐̌̓͌̂͗͋̂̚͘͠D̷̢̧̨̖͇͚͇͉̖̗̽̏̿̾̒͐̓̾̏͠͝! A̶̡̛̺̥͚͔̠̫̭̝̦̹̺̓͛͒̾̊͛͑͂͆̋S̶͉̫͉̋̇̀͑͒̆͒̔͌͝U̴̢̙̖̪̣͇̹̙̘̮̯̐̈́͗̃Ŗ̵̭͎̗̋̌̊̕ͅĂ̶̦̤̌͗͗̉͘͠C̴̗̪̗̜͎̗̮̞̰̥̟͔͖̞̰̀̊̾͌̀̀̈́̊͌́̕͠͠Ư̵̛̛͚͂͆͋̊͒̐̿͌͠C̸̨̙͖̣̘̭̜̰͖͔͔̃͂̄̐͛͗̇̎̚͝ͅK̸̖̳͈̈̋̾̀̌͒̏! Ḩ̷̻͇̺͉̖̻͎̙̂͜Ṵ̷̘͇̤̘̮̇̑̈́̉͝L̶̡̢̢̛̙̟͉̮͋̒̑͆̆̀̈K̴̤̝̦̻̥͓̘̫͇͉͙͙͙̗̓͑̓̿͆́̀̿̂͌͆̾̑͊ͅW̸͕̒͌͋̽I̶̡̧̛̗̠̻̠͍ͅM̵̝̱̬̜͓̠͕̫̃͐P̷̛͖̗̜̂͊̈̏̊̀͝͝!
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Based ininteligible shitposter abomination

>>149569102
Yes accurate description on why America > Japan

>>149569227
Huh?

Post Spiderman destroying a mountain

>Lucina
>Spiderman
>22 pages

Post Deku destroying a continent.

>>149569044
Kamina is dead anon. Superman is the only logical choice and arguably a more ideal replacement since Clark is actually smart, mature and professional.

>>149569277
Someone fill me in on why this became a thing?

>>149565969
Reminder that the Pibby Glitch still lives on but under a different name

>>149569277
No weeb niggers allow

>>149569286
His final attack parted the skies and changed the weather across the Pacific ocean
Also He doesn't need that to solo Spiderman alongside his entire rouges gallery, the mountain splitting feat from the movie is enough

Raikage is an honorary WestBVLL

>>149569303
>Irrelevant FARTtress TROON

>>149569313
Give Spidey the Cosmic cube and game over Decuck.

>>149569327
Doesnt exist

>capeGOLD

>>149565969
>I honestly had at least 8 different endings
>We would come up with 20 more
KINGTOS TOTAL VICTORY ending

>>149569227
diagnosis: mindbroken by touhou

>has 8 possible different endings
>Could come up with 20 more
Name the match up

Could Coffeezilla beat Hulk?

>>149569404
Redditzilla can't even beat Logan Paul

>>149569398
Uncle Grandpa vs Xavier The Renegade Angel

>>149569394
>Pic related
>Hulk destroying touhous god.

>>149569460
>we have cuck and homosexual fantasies
That's just death battle and /dbs/

>>149569398
Bobobo vs Popeye

>>149569474
/cahf/
r/cahf

>Always has been

>>149569516
>twink faggot

>>149569329
>Give Spidey the [Outlier]
See?

>>149569227
>(you)
>(you)
>(you)
Are you the same guy angry at touhou for being stronger than game of thrones? This isn't healthy man ffs

>>149569202
Tbf they came to Arcsys, and Bamco has a monopoly on Shonen jump games for whatever reason, I can’t blame them for wanting to dab on capcucks

>>149565969
>8 different endings
Pibby fucking dies ending
Pibby fucking wins ending
Pibby gets fucking raped ending
Pibby wins but 90% of Warner bros multiverse is fucking dead ending
Pibby calls for help from another company and they fucking win for her ending
Pibby goes to the fucking real world ending
Pibby lives inside the fucking Internet ending
Pibby fucking kills her creator for being a retard ending

>>149569524
Captain Universe Spidey was its own story.

>He actually thought I liked GoT specifically
>He actually thinks GoT has any interaction with Troonhou
>He actually thought someone would bring up GoT (a literal rock-tier verse) for power level discussions Walter White
You're retarded troonhoubro

Are there any fantasy villains that don't one shot the Night King?

>>149569516
I’m ngl, I’ve become a sucker for cosmic fights…. I uhhh also loved Galactus vs Unicron, I have no shame in loving multiverse bullshit

>>149569582
>Jobs to a little girl
Literally no lmao.

Imagine having to fabricate degenerate headcanons just because you're a fuck up who's never been loved in your life.

>MILES AND KA-CHAN TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING
>MY WIFE NEEDS BOTH THEIR COCKS TO MAKE HER CUM
>EVER SINCE MILES FUCKED HER SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME
>SHE CRAVES COCK OF THE DARKEST BLACK

Shit fanbases deserve everything they get.

>>149569632
Stop hating on bleach man!

BEASTS...

>>149569659
Replace Miles with an actual featCHAD.

>>149569663
Agreed. MHAfags deserve the mockery and hate.

>>149569680
Say no more. Here comes a REAL super hero (woop woop)

>>149569711
Finally! A real hero!
All okay sir. You can plow Ochako however you want

>>149569313
>his [OUTLIER]
See?

>spiderkeks are getting cocky again
Time to put them in their place

Post SuperCHAD not being the ultimate symbol of Hope, Justice and Kindness.

>>149569663
Agreed, DCissies deserved to be humbled

>>149569469
>touhous god.
That's the abrahamic god though.
Touhou is eastern mythology, aka the weakest gods.

>>149569763
Unironically DCfags are better than 90% of tranime fanbases despite being insufferable in the death battle space.

>>149569632
>pic related
>actually what naruto would do to keep his bff happy

>>149569773
Jesus is canon in Touhou and he is fodder compared to the boss of Touhou 13

https://www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoMetaAcademia/comments/1m9pyml/himku/
Gokubros...

>the mutt is getting uppity again

>>149569784
he would give him a threesome

>>149569784
Delusional. Naruto would offer his own ass to the Big Uchiha Cock

>reddit link
Not clicking.

>>149569773
Hulk: Puny Gods

>r**dit link
Did not peruse.

>>149569680
>>149569711
>>149569732
Ochako is so basic and mid, Vergil wouldn't bother

>>149566682
Post zalgo resisting having his elementary particules getting kicked out of his body

>>149569791
Hulk is actually the avatar of big g's/toba hulk and the real devil himself. And that makes him meta outerversal over touhou.

>>149569791
No he isn't lmao, they only mention his resurrection, also, he cannot be weak because Japanese JOBriligions in Touhou derive their power from faith, unlike the one true god, Jesus, who does not need man to worship him to exist, and even then, Jesus is the most worshipped man in the world by a staggering gap of followers compared to anything Japanese.

>>149566114
The glitch gets raped there

>Scales with Beast Gohan
>Makes Surpassedrus shit himself
>Scales with Gogeta
>Scales above Hulk and his jobber powers

Obliterates All of Marvel kekmics.

>>149566577
Kumagawa is THE jobber, he slips on a banana and breaks his neck

>>149569569
>it was actually him
L.M.A.O.
LITERALLY touhoubroken

>MHAkeks hiding behind Broly
KWAB!

>>149569516
>Gaped all of DC’s cosmology

>>149569928
Except it wasn't and I just think you're lolcow

>>149569911
Post Broly destroying a planet.

>>149569781
… on bizarro world.

>>149569911
Post NuSHITly destroying a planet.

>>149569942
If FRAUDvelKEKs keep hiding behind Asta then its only fair game

>>149569911
post broly destroying a real galaxy.

>>149569981
>admits it
KEKAROO! MHAsissies can't fight their own battles!

Post /dbg/ not being filled with homosexuals and third worlders

>>149569950
>does no such thing

>>149569926
He'd trip and fall while walking and then curl up into a ball while crying resulting in his loss.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!?? Why is Deku fighting himself now?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/1m9wlm9/plus_street_ultra_canon_deku_vs_deku_the_street/

>>149569911
Only DC matters.

>>149568757
>Mega Man X vs Optimus Primal
Megaman is just destined to lose, isn't?

>>149570012
13-12 for GODvel.

>>149569999
>"I moved us to an abandoned part of the city so we don't kill any street tiers"
Actually made me kek

>>149569911
Broly? The strongest full blooded Saiyan in history.

>BROLY SAMA PLEASE HELP US! THE AVENGERS ARE GAPING OUR VERSE!

>>149569956
WE touhouchads banter and post feats from our verse.
YOU single schizo larp as the retarded esl version of sonic and hulk and seethe every time touhou is mentioned.
This is the objective truth.

>>149570022
>a single goth girl wipes your entire omniverse
Oops, did you need those numbers?

>>149569997
>Does it as stated by Death Battle

>SHUT UP ABOUT ME FIGHTING ONLY STREET TIERS

>>149569911
Nuly is a cuck.

>>149569911
AM SCARED OF BROLY!

>>149570031
I unlike others here do not actually shit on Touhou

>>149570034
>that girl jobbed to Black Adam
Apoc victim.

>>149570034
>A single anime twink wipes your entire omniverse
Oops, did you need your win streak against non Marvel characters?

>>149570036
>does not - as stated by Death Battle, Kyle has no capability to use his powers

>Y-YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A STREET TIER!

>>149570054
>needyposting
>HBOCvel
See >>149570054

Simple.
Marvel>>>>DC>>>>>Dragon Ball>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other verses>>>>>>>>>SHIT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MHA

>>149570075
Retard-kun...

>>149570075
The fuck? See >>149570059 actually.

>>149570075
Retardbro...

>>149570075
Favorite character?

Simple.
Touhou
---Infinite inaccessible gap---
other verses
---Infinite inaccessible gap---
Game of Thrones

>simoncuck still sucking off Kyle
As expected of a cuck.

MY HERO, KUNG FU JESUS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3dUsE2R6k

>please care about Touhou

>Blacked Megatron
Huh?

>>149570075
TARDtective Comics…

I care about KINOhou

I jerk it exclusively to Futanari

>>149570126
Those two guys with turbans? Goku and Superman.

>>149570013
Zero won his fight. Unless you mean the… Mega Men? and not the verse

>>149570132
...is what i never need to ask

>>149570146
Favorite character and franchise?

>Please care about DC

>>149570166
Why, My Hero Academia and Izuku “Deku” Midoriya, of course!

>>149570165
...because nobody cares about TROONhou.

>>149570166
Kyle Rayner and Detective Comics obviously!

Who'll win in a death battle, Reddit or 4chan?

>>149570174
...unlike Touhou, loved and appreciated by everyone.

>>149570084
No lies detected.

>>149570211
Reddit has a bigger user base, they'd win as a matter of man power.

>>149570216
....in my Discord server.

>>149570211
/dbg/ SOLOS.

>>149570234
Oh does that mean you are a fan of Touhou?

Simple.
shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every verse

Simple
Cartoons >>> capeshit = slopnime >>>>>>>>>> other verses >>>>>>> SHIT >>>>>>>>>>>>> Touhou

Yup

>>149570031
I still haven't seen anything to suggest stats above nuke and Earth to Moon range.

>>149570234
...to which all humanity is subcribed.

SlopermanAI bro, do Caine railing Touhou sluts with his mind control hax

Aren't you a little too old to be watching cartoons?

ENTER

>>149570310
BRING IT!!!

>>149569902
In Touhou 13 Seiga commented on Jesus's resurrection saying that such a feat pales in comparison of Miko's resurrection.
Jesus is fodder bro

>>149570402
what about SUPERjesus

>>149570114
DC reads Touhou like a bad Japanese fanfiction and toses it in the garbage with how weak it is

>>149570173
Bad taste

>>149569004
>she [NONSENSICAL BABBLE]
has she destroyed a mountain? a city? hell a large building?

>>149570452
>DC are secondaries who can't into the games
canon!

How bad of a stomp would this be as a real match? Does Conner have anything that would put him on par with Beast Gohan?

Are there any 2hu matchups free of suggsverse schizo shit? I don't care about muh conceptual hax or muh infinite infinities I just want a cool bullet hell fight

>>149570402
Jesus is above fiction and has more worshipers in real life. Touhou dies to Christ Curbstompings

>>149570025
Had to specify full-blooded because Gohan runs Dragon Ball

>>149570489
>No weapon formed against me shall prosp-ACK

>>149570476
Superman is faster than speeding bullets so DC solos bullet hax

>>149570485
the only good touhou matchup is marisa vs bejita

>>149570476
>who can't into the games

>>149570506
stop using the word hax for everything you retarded esl

>>149570485

>>149570506
>DC solos bullet hax
We speak english here.

>>149570133
Black Megatron is the most irrelevant form for him, appears at the end of a minor manga, shows up for 2 panels in a prequel to that manga, and then disappears without an explanation
Golden Megatron is the actually relevant one since it'd be stronger then Alternity and Cloud Megatron

>>149570157
Mega man is like 1-3

>>149570402
WOD jesus rapes 2hoes with far more bullshit lore

>>149570548
no that seems readable, just seems goofy to call a bullet "bullet hax" but that's probably a joke
now if it was truly ESL anon would've said "DC solo bullet hax"

>>149570537
best matchup for both

>>149570551
BLACK BOX'D!

>>149570537
best matchup in my bed

>>149570594
Cresselia to give you good dreams.

>>149570594
hal...

>>149570567
touhou regular humans read wod like a cheap joke written on a dirty napkin then throw it in the trash without even fiinishing it because of how boring it is.

>>149570645
Goku would shit himself if he ate food that had E. Coli in it.

>>149570567
>WOD
Holy FVARK... you found fodder even weaker than GoT?!?

>>149570477
Connor in the DOS era pictured there no. Later PC superboy was trading with superboy prime and holding off supergirl and power girl on his own so he'd be fine. PostFP I really dont know also I dont know of heroes helps gohan.

>>149570688
>Connor in the DOS era pictured there no. Later PC superboy
but what about ARPA superboy?

>>149570660
yep, that's about the only way composite WOD might inconvenience anyone, someone might inhale the entire verse by mistake and get a light case of stomach ache

>>149570688
>PC superboy was trading with superboy prime
that whole story was a fat antifeat for prime not necessarily a feat for conner or the titans

>>149570321
>here's the hulk beating up scrawny, 4 foot tall ape people, proving he is indeed, better than godzilla

>>149570667
GOT stomp narrative erasure beasts? HOLY FUARK

>>149570712
Superboy-Prime is wildly inconsistent, kinda like Gohan except he is driven by comic fan rage and not normal rage

>The Eltingville Club? Guess I'll have to go all out!

What do WoD, GoT and Touhou even have to do with each other?

>>149570594
Greenpedo...

Kratos WON this thread...

>KRATOS WO-
No radiation resistance?

>>149570764
some schizo spams stuff like "wod rapes because *extremely uninteresting vsbw sanbox page*" every time he sees touhou talked about, specifically to kill discussion
when pressed about it he said he was angry because he once saw people say that touhou is stronger than GoT

>>149570810
You know that two people can post about WoD right?

>>149570782
prove he has radiation vulnerability

>>149570825
No they can't

>>149570825
nope.

>>149570764
The Touhoufag has invented a boogeyman in his head that there is some GoTfag upset that Touhou somehow stomped GoT for some reason and now parrots WODshit endlessly even though stomping GoT is so easy it can be stomped by non-fictional verses and you don't need to go even 1/1000th of the way in powerlevels of Touhou to achieve that.

The Touhoufag is also mad at anyone talking about WoD, even though WoD is one of the very few comparable versus that you could drum up to give max-wank Touhou characters a good fight.

>>149570423
Get his past wriggle first

>>149570872
>BRICKu
Stand aside, boy. Let me show you how to be a better BALLER.

>>149570474
>I don't like this character soloing my favs so I will ignore the Feats
Fair enough, I don't care about your approval anyways.
>>149570485
DIO Vs Sakuya would be Kino but not in a "Bullet Hell" kinda way, Maybe Houraisan Kaguya Vs Otsutsuki Kaguya could play into that.
There's not a lot of characters who can match Touhou's Danmaku patterns

>>149570909
F-F-F-FUUUUARRRRRKKKK KRATOS IS ALSO A BOUNDLESS NBA PLAYER!?

>>149570909
>Canonically jobbed to a REAL baller

>>149570856
>Acknowledge meeeeeeee!
No lol. Stay in your irrelevancy. No one will ever seriously consider discussing your verse. Find another more tolerant verse to harass and act in a less disgusting way if you want a crumb of attention.

>>149570485

>>149570981
KINOOOOOOO!!!

>>149570981
K-Kino...

>>149570485
the OPUS...

>>149570485
Danny has something similar to Danmaku with his screams

>>149570981
>can't even get the OFFICIAL COLORS of the character right
kerbonicpikmin is 100% a poser

>>149570946
I don't really care of the relevancy of a franchise, only it's power and schizobabble. To be honest, I kind of like Touhou, but then again it's probably not exactly anymore relevant or popular than any WoDshit because of all the attention it's got in suggsverse scaling circles.

kekaroo.

>>149570485

>>149570915
They could do a danmaku fight with Gil fully opening the Gate of Babylon, but that's a fight that probably involves conceptual hax

>>149571038
He probably has not played a single Touhou game

>>149571060
>KEKtos
>Cool

>>149571074
that character originates in a manga
that form specifically too, literally the final chapter

>>149569911
Everything that happens in universe 7 is a beerus upscale since he will consistently get retconned to have been using 0.0000005% of his power
(which is dogshit)

>>149571064
>>149571060
Touhou stomps both of these btw

>>149570485
In terms of a bullet hell fight, while it's not 2hu I have and answer and it is technically Danmaku
though you're probably not going to like it

>>149571039
>everybody is posting touhou matchups
>nobody posted a wod matchup in the last 1000 threads
last (you) for (you). headcanon that you won the argument if you want.

>>149570915
Eh, Dio can at least match Sakuya by throwing a bunch of knives during a time stop or using that laser eyes thing he did in Dio vs Alucard, since DB would likely make her fight like she does in Soku where she only throws a handful of knives in most attacks
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>>149571026
>>149570537
These are cool
>>149571060
If Death Battle did this they would definitely wank both characters enough to make Kratos vs Asura look like a Season 2 episode>>149571060

>>149571236
As I said in my OG "GoT" post to highlight the power discrepancy between Touhou and other shit posted here. I only bring up shit like WoD when something actually powerful gets posted as a potential match suggsverse.
But Touhoubros are themselves trying to suggsverse and Deku-bully street-tier shitters and get assmad when I actually bring up something that can fight them.

But yeah, I don't even bother talking about it because it's completely off-topic and other people bring it up to shit on you. Here's your last (you).

>>149570915
I'm happy with literally any Dio matchup that isn't the spitematch tier Heaven Dio vs Infinity Ultron

>>149571168
i dunno, sure going by maximum wank (which is the default assumption) you can scale reimu to various infinite feats and statements, but would db just say that she has infinite power (compared to kratos nine gorillion finite universes)? if not they might just say that kratos wins unless someone can asspull some bigger bullshit calc for the heavens or dreams

>>149571182
i was too retarded to give him an actual matchup so
I'd like Isaac vs Frisk but Isaac vs Omori also seems like his most popular one

Bring me GAYry Oak.

>>149570504
>Jesus resurrection and omnipotence hacks you

>>149571339
>Before this generation is over, the kingdom of heaven will reign on Earth
>Multiple generations die with no kingdom of heaven on earth
Omnipotence doesn't seem to be quite accurate

>>149571352
>Touhou has literal, actual sets of omnipotence scaling
Hence the slaughter.

>Omnipotence scaling

>>149570402
>HERESYhu needs to make up stuff to compare to the likes of CHADsus

>>149571421
Yep, it's a schizobabble-off.

>>149571421
it's the wodschizo falseflagging

new
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>>149564806
They’re demon children. Some of them just have markings like that.

>>149565871
Oh so he can still do that, he’s definitely about to job there’s no way he’s gonna get any respect out on how bullshit he actually is