Thread 149702845

HULKZILLA!!!

This is THE thread btw. You are welcome.

So aside from Thor scaling (which they were clearly segwaying into), what was there left for Hulk to hype about for his rundown?
Green door?
Regeneration?
Absorption?
They got all the big feats out of the way so fast

>>149702845 (OP)
GODulk had such a KINO introduction.

KEKtos lost the last thread.

>>149702858
Based.

THOR-SAMA PLEASE LEND HULK EVEN A FRACTION OF YOUR MIGHTY FEATS

>>149702970
Hulk has enough feats by himself.

>>149702845 (OP)
Who challenges the Angel?

>>149702982
...to get mid-diffed by Godzilla Earth

>>149702874
Someone already answered that in the last thread.

>>149702994
KINGtos victim

>>149702845 (OP)
Can't Believe Hulk is about to get his first win

>>149702997
… in his fanfiction after Hulk nodiffed Ultima.

>>149702994
Goku VICTIM

>>149702874
>So besides [FOUR LARGE POINTS OF DISCUSSION] what is there left for Hulk to hype about for his rundown?

NO LIMITS!!!

>>149703072
You just KNOW he has a spade

>>149703084
Favorite DC character?

>>149703094
SuperCHAD obviously!

>>149703094
Steel

>>149703094
Kyle Rayner of course!!

>>149703094
I'm an AquaGOD, who else?

Predict the new Thor speed calc

>>149703072
How would you react if DB gave him his totally legit scientific anger limit

>>149703094
BatGOD

>MCU Carol can re-ignite a star and survive in it
ViltrumiteKEKS....

>>149703094
Wonder Woman duh!

pity win banner lol

>>149703153
KEKtrumitebros I don’t feel so good…

>>149703153
Guess this puts Android 18 above Omni Man. Makes sense since she made super saiyan 1 look like a joke too.

THE QUEEN!

>>149703188
.....of taking Big MARVEL COCKS!

>>149703202
Post SHITor beating Wonder Woman.

>>149703202
Futa She-Hulk?

>>149702845 (OP)
Bet Banner will communicate with Hulk to think up a plan to beat Zilla in the middle of the fight

>>149703153
Didn't MCU Thor already do that?
MCU Silver Surfer literally tanked a black hole and it only inconvenienced her due to time dilation.

>>149703231
>Hulk beats Ultima without even using TOBA
Godzillakek's reaction?

>>149703231
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE MATH IS TOO MUCH BANNER-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149703233
Thor was near death from that star.

>>149703231
>It ends up being pointless because Godzilla beats TOBA Hulk without even using Ultima
Hulkek’s reaction?

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149702845 (OP)
>defeats joblander
>defeats jobdock
Whose next?

>>149703274
>Godzilla beats TOBA Hulk without even using Ultima
How?

>>149703296
You aren't ready.

>>149703094
Spider-Man!

>>149702994
Last I checked Space Marines get killed by the average anime superhuman, I think that was one of the reason why they got wanked in-universe

>>149703308
…’s favorite punching bag Batman.

>>149703296
SuperCHAD checks his smurfing.

>>149703296
You just KNOW he has a spade

>>149703325
SuperJOBBER is a weak little bitch!

>>149703307
>>149703325
No Sun Disc?

>>149703308
>DC
Milesfags everybody

Godzilla Ultima? Less complicated than my first PhD.

>>149703346
Banner.....

KINGtos could solve the ultima equation

>>149703346
Bruce GODnner…

>>149703337
Nolan would be far more willing to use Kryptonite before letting Clark fly to the Sun

Omnikeks...

>>149703360
… by getting nodiffed by it.

>>149703368
PaulCHADS... WE ARE SO BACK!

>>149703379
>Solve an equation by jobbing to it
???

>>149703360
What if the equation is Ultima asking Kratos to spell the word 'provably'?

>>149703403
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149703366
Nolan has no capability to stop SuperCHAD from doing whatever the fuck he wants.

>>149703337
Superbros..

>>149703411
Smart Atoms would adapt. Kirkland even said he made Nolan more powerful than Superfag.

>>149703417
Paul even steals venom from Peter! What a BVLL!

>>149702845 (OP)
My hero has never been RAPED

>>149703438
Optimus Prime…

>>149703448
Noooo

>>149703438
KINGtos...

>>149702858
>CHUDD

Good day, scholars. Is it time for our daily kekposting?

>>149703438
Supermanbros..

>>149703463
Why are Marvel powerlevels so inconsistent?

>>149703448
NOT, Canon.

>>149703463
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149703463
Even Spidey sees her as used goods now

>>149703463
DELETE THIS!

Okuu is supporting his best friend Godzilla

>>149703463
Paulsissies I don’t feel so good…

>>149703434
Immortal confirmed stronger than Supercuck

>>149703462
It's always kek, homo, and rape posting

>>149703463
>Now Mary Jane can go back to Peter after all her holes were used and abused by Paul The BVLL

>>149703306
you will never get an earnest response to that question

>>149703306
GiH author statements

>>149703524
>He thinks CHADter is interested in that cum bucket

Canon

>>149703564
why would Mark do that?

>>149703463
>>149703557
Can Peter start breeding Felicia now like everyone's wanted since forever

>>149702845 (OP)
>Losing the fight
>bitches out and TIME TRAVELS to another timeline
>kills an unpowered up kid
>claim victory
>the Ben he was fighting is floating in space wondering where his opponent went

>>149703428
Scans don't support, however. SuperCHAD no diffs his barra expy, sorry, fag.

>>149703611
>SuperCHAD no diffs his barra expy
What does this even mean? Was that English?

>>149702845 (OP)
Invincible totally scales to Spawn, therefore he defeats Beast Gohan.

>>149703564
Why is this artist so butthurt about Superman? Even Ennis and Moore like him.

>>149703623
Nolan solos Superman and Batman, canon btw

>>149703603
>HUMILIATE ME HARDER DADDY!!!
benpedos are funny.

>>149703623
Barra is some muscular fagshit expy means bootleg/cheaper copy. I have no idea what the fuck that anon is talking about

>>149703457
…does not apply.

>>149703635
>YOU HAVE TO LOVE SUPERJOBBER!!!!

>>149703648
>homosexual rape fantasies but for real

>>149703659
I mean you don't have to of you hate American comics, but Invincible IS American comics.

>>149703635
Kirkman and Ottley don't hate Superman or whomever, they deliberately do shit to rile people up, Kirkman even admits it in-series in Invincible with his self insert that he just loves writing ragebait over actually decent issues

>>149703648
>Beastiality headcanon
Done

>>149703648
>pictured: Superman vs Goku 2

>>149703686
>Goku on top

>>149703635
Ottley just thrives through bait

>>149703438
Your superhero lacks soul.

>>149703719
I prefer Koslov's anti-American videos

>>149703696
based and deserved

>>149703296
Doctor Manhattan. good luck I guess.

>rapes the entire mcu, dc, jap shit so hard they all require death battles to compensate for their worthlessness
why bother

>>149703696
The sad part is that even Niggamber would have been a far better choice for Mark in the long run

>>149703261
pity win banner lol

>>149703296
If the community gets their way, apparently Pink Diamond

Who's the strongest "normal" Godzilla?
Heisei?

>>149702874
Thor has Hulk scaling and Hulk has Thor scaling. Alright then.

>>149703648
>mounted by a bear
KratosSCHOLARS, please explain your hero's rape feat

>>149703132
12

>>149703864
He killed that bear, just a bunch of small dogs barking at the KING

>>149703876
but was there anal penetration

>>149703886
Where

>>149703629
does Witchblade take place in Spawn world

>>149703890
generally within and around that situation

>>149703557
That's Ben Reilly though.

>>149703886
no

>>149703884
Madoka’s footrest.

>>149703905
He was wearing pants so it's impossible

What are all of Hulk's wincons here?

>>149703912
>>149703918
So Kratos has NEVER been raped?

>>149703929
Clark...

>>149703929
Me with Reimu's feet

>>149703933
Yeah

>>149703924
Laughing uncontrollably at this shit

>>149703719
My HERO died a noble death and was allowed to go train with a god because he was so PURE OF HEART.

>>149703884
>Get's solo'd by a nerfed Silver Surfer, when being written by his own creator.

>>149703677
Invincible's worldbuilding annoys me so much, I would love if Kirkman focused on that than this sorta media frenzy.

>>149703929
Madokafag...

>>149703950
>Kratos joins Optimus Prime and Vegeta in the "never been sexually molested" club
wild

>>149703917
...should be in quarantine after Knull borrowed it.

>>149703897
Yes and no
The Image """""""""""""Universe"""""""""""""" is more comparable to Nintendo having a shared canon through cameos
i.e. You don't think too hard about it and just focus on parts that are more or less their isolated "corners" like Kirkman's Invincible Universe, the Top Cow Universe, Spawn Universe, Massive-Verse, Faerberverse, etc

>>149703983
They're planning to add a hell arc. Could be interesting to see an INFINITE DIMENSION statement
>>149703929
Asura to Kratos's feet

>>149703983
Kirkman is not a good writer

B-B-BOOM

>>149703918
The bear slipped his cock through the easy access tunic

>>149703924
>No Ultima
Hit him very, VERY hard
Maybe force him into a Burning Godzilla state and survive the explosion
>Ultima
Destroy the avatar and hope that counts

>>149703884
But a brief repast for Barbatos!

>>149703938
It keeps being true.

>>149704019
>more homosexual headcanon
Yup KINGtos broke you
>>149704026
Asissyra bros are posting it btw

>>149704014
>Elita and her gang of feminists bum around Cybertron and foil Shockwave like he's the fucking Doofenshmirtz of Decepticels
jej

>>149703132
Goes up by a magnitude of 100 but he will need 3 more calcs to steal the fastest speed feat from simon

>>149704029
As funny as this is there's zero chance Naoya is remotely as fast as Gojo and Sukuna, the only two people who get discussed in JJK MUs.

>>149704003
Also Nintendo de-composites its characters as much as it can afford to. It is a nightmare for creative endeavors if you have to maintain a timeline or declare something is or isn't part of the timeline. So much so that basically only Samus has a true canon.

>>149702845 (OP)
My HERO does not have a GAY SON.

>>149704019
>More homosexual realities
>>149704026
KEKtosbros are posting it btw

>>149704014
>optimus gets to fuck this

>>149704072
Not KINGtosbros...

>>149704078
doesn't his son have an ugly black girlfriend? at worst he has a race traitor son

>>149703638
You mean REInime out of nowhere?

Invincible is pretty amazing when you think about it. Every single character from that series would win any matchup with any character from any other series.

>>149704090
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

I AM...... QUEER CODED.

>>149703836
This was retarded, Superman has been hit by less powerful beams and felt that and the famous kryptonite knuckles scene is a thing

>>149703721
Canon

>>149704120
anon...

>>149704112
... in the canonical cuckoldry competition.

>>149704069
Well sure, but even if they are 100 times faster, that's still not even .05% the speed of light.

>>149704106
Asurasissies are still SEETHING that Kratos fraudchecked their sissy self insert
>>149704105
>Multiversal Highschool teacher
That's not Guy Gardner?

>>149704120
GREEKtos…

>>149703296
The creator did confirm that he stronger than Superman so why are people surprised Bardock lost? Omniman has no limits.

>>149703929
Me to Wonder Woman's feet after she is done with her training and stepping on my balls

>>149704072
.... Bros..

>>149704106
KEKtosissies are STILL seething at their hero’s inability to destroy a mountain.

>>149703949
Kratos...

>>149704029
Faster than Frieren BTW

>>149704071
.......Famicom Detective Club?

>>149704010
You want to know something I find wild about Invincible powerscalers? Smart Atoms are never mentioned outside the guidebook, but as much as they are talked about whenever the subject is broached it is one of the number one things people bring up for Viltrumites.

>>149704162
Boundless Superman tree

>>149703929
Me cleaning My Queen's Grippers

>>149704162
Sonic will die to this?

>>149704006
Are they actually adding it or was it just a teasing and musing of the idea?

>>149704029
Frieren blitzes the entire verse btw

>>149704184
It has been teased in the season 3 finale. If it will make the cut? IDK we gotta see. Kirkman has said he sees the show as a 2nd draft and he wants his hero to go to hell and best up the devil like spider man and stuff

I didn't know that SHITnime was so weak?

>>149704164
Alright you got me, I am not informed about those titles. Technically I should have mentioned that Kid Icarus and (lesser now) Pikmin have canons. Pokemon as a 'canon' but it has a sliding timeline that would make Marvel blush.

>>149704206
CANOOOOOON

>>149704206
Hulk has regen so she's fucked.

>>149704106
https://www.thegamer.com/god-of-war-atreus-gay/
The writers seem to want him to be

>>149704221
didn't help him when Wolverine bisected him

>>149703515
>>149703836
>>149704067
>>149704124
Don't understand!!! That child's ray gun was like a quintillion times stronger than that Freeze force laser. I swear!!

>>149704206
>gets speedblitzed by anyone sound speed or above

>>149704228
This would have obliterated Touhou
>The entire verse was wall level

I...... have dissociative identity disorder.........

>>149704231
That child's ray gun would obliterate Gokek's entire verse.

>>149704227
Good point. Both street tiers

>>149704120
90% of /dbg/ posters aren't queer "coded" they're overtly homosexual in nature. These "people" """ironically""" spend time generating gay porn and calling each other browntroons

>>149704067
Fun fact, Goku also coughs up blood every time Superman penetrates him with his dick.

>>149704029
>Meanwhile CHADhou
>>149704162
That punch literally shattered the entirety of Avicii, an infinite hell never ending space.
This right here is an Unironical Low Complex Multiversal feat
>>149704228
>Barely a small city level feat
Not even strong enough to Push Byakuren to Low diff, let alone to Make Kasen break a sweat

>>149704244
I.... don't know what that means...

>>149704222
>article made before the sequel came out and introduced the negro

>>149704252
This. KINGtos scholars never post this degenerate shit. Be better

Anti-feat agenda pushing is funny every time

>>149704155
ASURA LOST LMAOOOOOO

>>149704244
say it

>>149704262
W-wrong pic...

>>149704262
Girls kissing? Post more!

>>149704162
walls in an infinite afterlife are exactly the same as walls on earth btw

>my OUTERVERSAL WALL
post the density calcs

>>149704162
That floor is boundless

>>149704282
N-no he didn't my heckin wholesome true DLC ending where he kills Chudtos... WAAAAHHHHH DOOM CHADDER AVENGE MY SELF INSERT

Zamn, Godzilla Ultima looks like that!?

>>149704291
>enter "afterlife"
>suddenly walls are omnimultiversal and it's fucking impossible to find a handyman to repair or repaint your house because the boundless bricks are immune to all forms and rites of repair
thanks, God. what a fuckin' genius

>>149704228
this feat would one-shot the entire touhouverse

>>149704278
we can't all be Kings you heckin beast
that's why I only self insert as asura, simon and deku because I can relate to being a pathetic spineless cuck who never has to improve or man up

>>149704327
...'s Toilets, but only if we downplay the toilets

>>149704336
also i am gay just like asura, simon and deku who all have canon trans boyfriends

If your hero's feats aren't backed up by a peer reviewed thesis on the calcs it shouldn't be accepted as a feat.

>>149703459
TOTAL LIZARD DEATH

Or... is he both?

>>149704343
>>149704350
definitely smells like India in here

Elita-One's robopussy.
My face.
You do the math.

>>149704350
>>149704357
Skibidi?

>>149704346
I am actually trans and my role models are Asura, Simon and Deku as well! I relate to their So1bo1 tendencies and how they are given progress for free by screaming and crying

>>149704305
You mean DOOM FRAUD?!

>>149704231
>worst anti feat
>some kind of super laser from the silver age posted without context
>even without context that's clearly an adult man using an illusion to pretend to be a kid and get a clean shot
powered up goku once got hurt by a lightly tossed rock

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING TRANS. WE MUST BE BETTER. WE MUST BE BETTER (TRANS)MEN

>>149704376
Take this anon

>>149704279
I wonder how many people realize that Nazo Unleashed is just a riff on the Omega Shenron fight.

>>149704377
I need to HBOC like Spawn and Doom Slyaer. Because my hero Asissyra is so weak...

>>149704262
Nice gay porn bro

>>149704363
>

>>149704262
Unironically hot as fuck

>>149704388
Asura... Simon... Deku...

>>149704282
>>149704305
>>149704395
>KEKtos melty

>>149704363
Optimus, you're saying this in front of the kids we're babysitting. In fact, you just said that TO the kids we're babysitting.

Sun disk.

>>149704388
Kratos… Kyle….

>>149704388
KINGtos…

>>149704392
Anon the entire thing is a mishmash of DBZ homages
>Nazo is basically just Omega Shenron
>His transformations derive from him, but are named after Cell's
>plot is just Fusion Reborn
>Final attack is Broly Second Coming

Cookbook

>>149704376
>>149704388
Wowie zowie, well-a then you won't-a mind me helpin' out-a little with-a your transition! Ya-hoo!

>>149704388
>>149704426
>>149704429
none of them are trans or would say that

>>149704383
This is anime only, but the manga does explain that Grade 4 can be used at supressed ki levels. In fact that was the whole point of developing Grade 4. This frame of time before the Cell Games was meant for maintaining the form in a relaxed state.
I know that it is just a meme, but I do feel the need to explain it from time to time.

>SHARTos melty again
Delicious seethe and WRATH. Keep going.

>>149702845 (OP)
Outerverse level in your path

>>149704450
I would say that.

>>149704392
Sonicfags? Copying Dragon Ball? Noooooo, couldn't possibly be.

>>149704450
I said that.

>>149704357
>India
>Talking about Toilets
Retard, they don't even know what's a Toilet.

>>149704408
Is the couch also a transformer?

>ASURALOSER PROJECTING
ahhhhhhh the seethe! Such sweet seethe. GODtos bros, let us laugh at him

>>149704457
So he got stronger by making himself weaker than he was as a little kid

I hate anime desu

>>149704450
I said that and will say it again. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING TRANS. WE MUST BE BETTER. WE MUST BE BETTER (TRANS)MEN

>>149704480
Yes they do. Toilets are worshipped simultaneously as gods and witch lairs.

>>149704450
Do not assume for others. Be better.

>>149704422
Neo Granzon solos

Zamn... KINGtos just replied to the same post 4 times.

ENTER THE ORIGINAL BETTER MAN

>>149704483
KEKAROOOO, Asaara is a FLOP and WILL never be relevant. At BEST he will get a pity win through Z-LY because even ICELEVEL Nuly would GAPE him

>>149704460
Canon
>>149704483
Headcanon

post based winners

>>149704504
That's not Lamia

>>149704460
Gold
>>149704483
>>149704506
Mold

>>149704434
Yeah, I meant riff as in spin, not riff as in rag. Super Mario Bros Z is basically the Cell Saga in three trenchcoats.
I liked that era of sincerely just lifting entire plots from media you liked and mashing them together.

LOOK OUT HOMAH!
>kills the trannies ITT

>>149704506
>t.

Could Omni-Man tank a Goldion Crusher?

>>149704539
Moe why did you kill Simon and Asura? That's not heckin wholesome

>>149703924
a pity win

>>149704539
I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DESTROY THOSE BETTER WOMEN BEHOLD MY WRAAAAAAAAAATH

>>149704484
Well it is more like he got more skilled at using his power so as to avoid undue strain and thereby raising the roof on the maximum potential gains.

Unironically explain what's wrong with being trans

>>149704539
Moe why did you kill Kyle and Kratos? That’s not heckin wholesome

>>149702845 (OP)
Leave Sukuna to me.

>>149704547
>>149704575
>wholesome
They did a stunt recently where they killed Marge in a what-if for shock value and tried to spread the rumor that they ACTUALLY killed Marge
>>149704553
WHY YOU LITTLE!
>chokes out Kratos

>>149704546
Sun. Disk.

>>149704578
>faster than mach 3
speedblitzes and transforms Sukuna into mist

It's nice that this is actually a good matchup now.

>>149704585
Turned into light. Next.

Post KINGtos TEACHing a planet

>>149704546
Goldion Crusher destroyed a sun so no.

>>149704581
We like King Kai tho

>>149704595
Smart atoms.

>>149704594
>show Blackbeard doing anything even remotely impressive on the scale of current Luffy

>>149704578
NOOOO ALL MIGHT SAMA SPARE M-AAAAAAAA

>>149704615
G-Stone converts Guy's infinite bravery into infinite energy.

>>149704625
Spawn scaling.

>>149704578
>dies to Mahoraga

>>149704633
Brave Series (and by extension, Transformers) scaling

>>149704218
>and (lesser now) Pikmin have canons
Pikmin 4's a reboot

I am the only person ITT that doesn't HBOC

>>149704650
KINGtos...

>>149704642
>HBO Invincible
maybe if it was on HBO instead of warehouse wagie cagie prime it'd be less shit

Hikaru (as the Pillar) from Rayearth vs Omni-Man
Who wins?

>>149704650
SuperCHAD…

>>149704642
To be fair Spawn is truly powerful, so much so Asurakeks need to hide behind him to not let the CHADtos scholars humilate them

>>149704643
Uh....Disgaea scaling.

>>149704650
SuperCHADbro...

>>149704650
SuperOPUS...

>>149704650
SUPERman…

>>149704643
Kirkman's statements

>>149704663
>>149704666
>>149704674
Super Man or Super Mario?

If Death Battle are such good scalers, how come they're debunked at every turn?

>>149704680
Ineffective, Kirkman loves Transformers too much to favor Invincible over it.

>>149704422
Sun dip solos.

>>149704694
death battle sucks but it got money pumped into it so now people talk about it
considering almost every episode this season has been complete shit I don't even know why they bothered

>>149704703
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149704684
I meant Super SONIC actually

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149704664
Post Kratos destroying a mountain :)

Post KINGtos running faster than a light jog

>>149704720
No you didn't.

>>149704727
Post Asissyra flipping a multiversal temple

>>149704727
He can kill Draugr and each one is at least multiversal++++++++ based on scaling from feats from Kratos in Ragnarok.

Percy Jackson nodiffs Kratos.

>>149704504
That's not Doc Savage.

>>149704720
Super Sonic always hides behind demigods (specifically the ones he couldn't beat on his own) thoughever.

>>149704742
Post Kratos doing it.

>>149704742
*meta-omniversal

>>149702845 (OP)
Leave Gojo Satoru to me.

>>149704762
KEK OH NONONONO

>>149704762
This Bruno guy really hates Kratos

Post your teenage hero having a healthy relationship with a girl his age

>>149704773
>Leave Hinata's PUSSY to me

>>149704736
I also included Super SHADOW and Super SILVER in it as well

>>149704781
MY hero fucks TEENAGE girls

>>149704762
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

>>149704762
Some cuckmuzzle wearing spic does not speak for OUTERVERSALtos the Cookbook owner.

>>149704762
Powerscalers getting fraudchecked by the authors themselves will never stop being funny

>>149704762
I need to replay 2018 some time. I forgot most of the shit that happens in it. I wish they'd re-release the original trilogy, the PSP games and Ascension some time too.

>>149704786
Now we KNOW you're fucking lying

>>149704781
>Healthy relationship where the girl doesn't let the guy go by his own name because it's the same name as her celebrity crush

>>149704484
1.) Krillin isn't a child. He is one of, if not the strongest, natural human on the planet.
2 ) and yes even before this. Characters in Dragon Ball have shown the ability to raise and lower their durability at will.
3.)Vegeta even explains that he can suppress his power level. So someone as weak as Krillin can almost kill him in one hit.
It's almost like having media literacy and understanding that Dragon Ball characters can manipulate these durability renders a lot of these anti-feats, not really anti-feats.

>>149704718
More muneh

>>149704818
True. So humble of Gokek to lower his durability so he doesn't destroy that poor fire hydrant

>>149704735
It's called Fraudchecking
>>149704819
fuckin' munny...

>BRUNOBRUNOBRUNOBRUN-
https://x.com/brunovelazquez/status/1886144585073627321

>>149704818
>Goku is oneshot by a human level surprise attack or anything that penetrates Ki
Oh... so SHITnic LITERALLY does kill him, amazing.

>Who are you?
>I'm [Insert Quote]

Why is this so common in death battle episodes?

>>149704807
Terminally online LOSER malding over WINNERS in Death Battle threads. Couldn't be me.

>>149704844
FUCK, ASISSYRA KEKS? WE'RE WEAKER THAN KINGYOS????

>>149704650
Optimus…

>>149704853
Asurabros...

>>149704739
That's a really bad idea.
Gojo's own Cursed energy is inefficient when used to hurt him
Although it seems infinity doesn't filter his own attacks

>>149704844
-OBRUNOBRUNOBRUNO

>>149704844
>YUP, time to sit down and watch another episode of KINO Battle!

>>149704818
This post is full of idiotic cope.
He didn't infuse the rock with his ki and chuck it at him at full force, he tossed it lightly as a joke.
Krillin's so weak he can't break a metal door despite scaling logic suggesting otherwise.
Goku, as a child, was able to nosell bullets and missiles before he even heard of ki and we all just assumed it was his physiology doing the work, and this was likely how it was intended to be. This is objectively a terrible showing for him that makes Goku much weaker as a character.

>>149704852
>Hulk takes a random sword from the smashed Party City and stabs Godzilla's massive heart with it
>Godzilla... monster... no more...
>"I... never was..."
>Hulk looks back to see all of the kaiju mourning Godzilla's corpse
>hitchhikes home like the TV series outro
K.O.!

>>149704911
CANNNNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!

>>149704897
Super is full of stupid horseshit that goes against everything from the original series.

>>149704807
>>149704853
I'm a narutobro I just love BLACKED

>>149704796
Your hero is a teen... Right?
>>149704814
She gave him a cute nickname and he's okay with that, don't try to twist it as something abusive

Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you can finally see
What it means to burn with me

Perception changing
Illusions are taking the weight of a warring mind
Into their design
All of the world that you thought that you knew
Exists inside of you

I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through

Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you can finally see
What it means to burn with me

Illusions breaking
Reflections escaping the mirror, they come to life
Shattering time

I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through

KING OF THE LIES

Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you can finally see
What it means to burn with me
Burn with me
Burn with me

>>149704844
>mentions it’s nice to see Kratos back
>just says it was fun watch
>no mention of powerscaling retardation (because he doesn’t care about that)
Seems like he just likes watching the fight desu, some people don’t really care about the scaling and just watch for the fights. Pretty sure the person he replied to only linked him a specific segment of the episode, like right when the fight starts.

None of you know what verses I actually like

>>149704978
that's because no one asked, nor cares

>>149704950
Bruno laughed at Kratos's final line and said out loud "YUP YUP, MONSTERsura has been REDEEMED BY THE KING!"

>>149703306
Toho lawyers. Trust the plan.

I've saved up an entire folder worth of slander for a certain character that I'm going to unleash if someone ever posts about them

>>149705014
who?

>>149705014
and you aren't releasing it now, because...?

Ryu vs Liu Kang.

who wins?

>>149705014
POST IT. NOW.

>>149705028
Composite Ryu?

>>149705014
We've been talking about kratos for a while now, go ahead.

>>149705024
>>149705026
>>149705031
No, I'm waiting until someone posts about them

>>149705060
damn dude you're fucking stupid

Basara Nekki could solo your favorite verse with music haxx.

>>149704999
I said this, Asura is a monster no longer

>>149702845 (OP)
So what was the reaction on here when Asura lost? I remember for months people saying he'd easily defeat Kratos.

>>149704855
>KINGYOS
ESLtos…

>>149705014
Yogiri? Ainz? Rimuru? Saitama? Flash?

>>149705066
You're stupid

>>149705014
Everyone but CHADor...

>>149705045
nah both canon mainline

>>149705087
ABJ
Always
Be
Jobbing
Classic Flash

>>149705085
Sorry I am just a crying Asurasissy brcause it has been CONFIRMED that Kratos beats Asura

>>149705086
>>149705087
>Mention of flash posted at same time.

>>149705084
A bunch of shitposting over Kratos' speed like how he blocks Helios' light with his hands and "beat" him therefore he is faster than light

>>149705090
>literally slurping up my post and regurgitating it
How's my shit taste, fag? Watch as your hateboner character NEVER gets posted specifically to spite (You)

>>149705014
the king can TANK it

>>149704920
>immediate malding from the perpetually online LOSER
KEKAROOOO!

>>149705098
Would be an interesting fight. Liu can turn into a dragon and eat Ryu, but Ryu could just spam hadoukens or go satsui no hadou and end the fight that way.

>>149705115
.. I mean yeah him being FTL isn't controversial is it?

>>149705084
Mostly everyone called out the bullshit results, made fun of the hand light FTL meme, and Kratosfags coped hard and were driven out of the thread. What was left were the few ironic KINGtos shitposters but I guess recently during this waiting period, they got louder or some Kratosfags actually came back.

>>149705084
Asurabros seethed that their weak sissy lost. They are still mindbroken to this day

S-Shit....

>>149705028
Ryu mid diff.

>>149705131
him being FTL isn't controversial
what the fuck

>>149705084
you're seeing it right now, the threads turned into Shitpost central with the same jokes being posted over and over again and the same side fighting each other using cuck posts and gay fantasies

>>149705133
>Mostly everyone called out the bullshit results
The same people were probably deep throating the Omni Man vs Bardock decision tho

>>149705133
didn't the fact Kratosfag actually leave recently

>>149704844
Kratos? country level being generous , below universal at max wank

https://youtu.be/4igilVL2HLU
>KINGtos can throw rocks much harder faster and farther than Krillin
KINGtos would TEACH Goku

>>149705147
deku vs miles was fun on the day of because of the meltdowns we got to see
unfortunately we have to wait two more weeks to see another

>>149705142
Superman (sub tree level) and Goku (sub fire hydrant level) would die if they fought that btw.

The Fantastic Four are currently jobbing to Superman btw

>>149705171
Why does everything in God of War involve rocks?

>>149705142
what tf is this

>>149705133
There's also the bleachfaggot who falseflags Kratos.

>>149705165
The Greektos guy, I think. Wasn’t that because of the shit going on with the UK?

>>149705182
both movies slurp shit

>>149705166
Fuark Asissyra is city level...

>>149705178
I'd like to see them approach a fight like this. Use all of the bullshit anti-feats possible and see who wins then.

>>149705182
and Superman flopped to the Demon Slayer movie

>>149705195
...but are shitstomping demon slayer thoughbeit!

>>149705212
>>149705213
Well which one is it?

>>149705217
a cursory glance said Superman

>>149705213
>well MYYYYY dogshit media is better than THIIIS dogshit media!
you literally eat slop

>>149705217
idk

>>149705212
Everything is going to flop in comparison to that, shit is like cocaine in Japan
Supes still takes the crown in the US though

>CUZ I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM
>WELL I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM

Post Death Battle winners.

>>149705246
KINGtos, CHADtos, TEACHtos, SCHOLARtos....

Post Death Battle losers.

Also Gokek's durability is thwarted by needles so syringe of sedative Catwoman no diffs

>>149705274
>Catwoman
She gaped 3 flashes, she's Immesaurable lowballed

>>149705199
I will never find it not funny how they thought this was somehow a speed feat and compared it to the primordial shockwaves that Kratos doesn’t even scale to at all. What makes it even funnier was how they had to say
>j-just because we’ve never seen Kratos dodge universe crossing beams doesn’t mean he couldn’t!
Absolute comedy gold.

>>149705292
>Flashjobber

Oh my science!!! I can't wait for the next death battle!!! Maybe I'll ask my wife to let me watch her with the BVLL tonight as celebration!!

>>149705186
Sometimes it involves trees

>>149705274
>ignore the comics of Superman being pierced with lasers

>>149705301
Simon...

>>149705301
Hulkzilla…

>>149705301
Kakarot...

>>149705312
omniversal lasers

>>149705292
>one punch means RAPED AND GAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 92
Okay. Name a single character in all of fiction that has NEVER, EVER been physically struck by any objecting INCLUDING fists

>>149702845 (OP)
My HERO's sons don't get fucked in the ass.

>>149705334
looks like Drake and/or Josh

>>149705115
>>149705199
Grok... is this real?

>>149705324
They were clearly knocked out

>>149705334
Looks like Marco Rubio trooned out.

>>149705342
No, THIS is real.

>>149705342
>>149705380
Grok, what is an anti feat?

>>149705264
...all lost to Spawn.

I play all sides btw

>>149705392
it's when you touch yourself at night instead of getting some bitches

>>149705408
...and won again Asura

.

>>149705419
>won again Asura

>won again Asura
GOOD MORNING SAARTOS

>and won again Asura
ESLtos...
TARDtos...
BROWNtos...
LOWEREDUCATIONtos...

>>149705472
..."should of" provably "lost again" KINGsura.

Yeah, I think it's safe to say HE lost this thread.

Tried watching Godzilla Singular Point and it was too high IQ for me, I couldn't understand a word. Any recommendations for media which might be more my speed?

>>149705498
Asura's wrath. The fans hate reading

>>149705494
whomst, fellow moebro?

>>149705392
Something Kratos doesn’t have because what you see on screen is him at max power.

Goku (and pretty much everyone relevant in DBZ-DBS) is in the planet~star buster range.
Through you don't actually need to physically have those stats to fight him. It's pretty consistent for the series to call out planet-busting attacks happening (even in the ToP Frieza specificallys calls out when he brings out a planet buster against Toppo) and I don't remember anyone ever facetanking one (Toppo canceled it out with Hakai, Cell and Buu had to regenerate to survive).

>>149705498
>Tried watching Godzilla Singular Point and it was too high IQ for me
That's like saying Bluey is too high IQ

>>149705498
You could try a picture book instead

>>149705498
Monsterverse
GMK
Godzilla Earth
The 70s, 80s, and 90s Godzilla movies
Shin Godzilla
Final Wars Godzilla
Minus One

>>149705392
Do you have a feat that can cancel this out?

>>149705587
I have no feats at all.

>>149705587
I-I-I-I-I………

>>149704214
UsopDAMN

recycle when needed
>>149701796

>>149705392
This. Asissyra fans can't comprehend their sissy losing

>>149704650
>HBOC
W-What does that mean...?

>>149705648
it means no one in this general has kissed a woman

>>149705648
Hereditary Breast and Ovarian Cancer syndrome.

Hide Behind Other Characters, newKING

>>149705648
Hide behind other characters, newKING.

>>149705648
HEROtos, Brutally, Obliterated, cucksura

>>149705659
>Sonic out of NOWHERE

>>149705056
>Kratos’s face when Asura says he’s going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratos’s daughter is covering his skin and Kratos’s son is a ginormous faggot)

>HEROtos
KEKAROOO!

>>149705679
That means you too, virgin

>>149705301
Kyle Rayner…

>>149705301
Clark Kent..

>>149705697
I'm afraid not, I'm sure Sonic will be happy to keep you company though!

>>149705498
Singular Point is written by a Ph.d or some shit so you're not gonna get it that easily
Personally, pick Heisei (either Godzilla vs Biollante or Return of Godzilla depending on if you want a solo or Vs. movie), or if you can handle old movies then go for the 1954 one (or Shin Godzilla) since it's genuinely great. The former also doubles as social critique.
If you are retarded, Final Wars is a dumb fun movie deliberately trying to be ridiculous like the Showa era stuff but also trying to have cool millennium action at the same time, it's the pinnacle of "action moves bang together COOL" movies in my opinion.

>>149705749
>No I don't want to kiss women I'd rather let Sonic do it!
uh ok

>>149705750
The latter*

>>149705494
It’s always safe to say Kratos lost a thread. It happens every thread.

>>149704897
>This post is full of idiotic cope.

So is yours

>He didn't infuse the rock with his ki and chuck it at him at full force, he tossed it lightly as a joke.

A light tap from krillin is confrimed stronger than a serious punch from Mr.Satan and that dude can punch through brick walls and rip phonebooks and half with his bare hands .

Again the entire point of Goku training was tryng to suppress themselves as Super saiyans . SO Yeah , you are intentionally ignoring context and intentionally ignoring the fact that they can lower their durability.

>>149705296
bro wasn't even a lightning timer before lmao, he and yasha had to muscle through it against deus, every bolt was coming out so fast in the cutscenes
but sure, wank his plodding ass to lightspeed when you can see the real sun in the background for the whole space section

>>149706037
>rock flies gently through the air before softly thudding on Goku's head
It wasn't even forceful lmao
What, do you think everything Krillin does is ridiculously forceful? Do you think he can't even drink out of a glass without it shattering in his grip? This was a soft toss and Goku was injured by it. End of story. And whatever you say, he can't be lowering durability below base physiology. He has no body manipulation powers, just some vague ki shield. His body, by itself, is weak.

>>149706171
https://youtu.be/srJ6jMlB8-c?si=tqgTV5CovXoz25Vg

Look, they're just baby tapping the machine with next to no force and yet there's a lot of force.

I could understand using this as a joke.But you seem to generally think it proves something which means you have a frighteningly little amount of media literacy.

>>149706037
Could Mr. Satan take Kratos in a fight?

>>149706259
Well, Mr.Satan can move faster than the human eye, which is something Kratos sure as fuck can't do

>>149705983
I SEE HER BOOBY! MODS!

>>149706415
Faggot.

>>149705163
I am against both Kratosura and Omnidock.