This is THE thread btw. You are welcome.
So aside from Thor scaling (which they were clearly segwaying into), what was there left for Hulk to hype about for his rundown?
Green door?
Regeneration?
Absorption?
They got all the big feats out of the way so fast
>>149702845 (OP)GODulk had such a KINO introduction.
KEKtos lost the last thread.
THOR-SAMA PLEASE LEND HULK EVEN A FRACTION OF YOUR MIGHTY FEATS
>>149702970Hulk has enough feats by himself.
>>149702845 (OP)Who challenges the Angel?
>>149702982...to get mid-diffed by Godzilla Earth
>>149702874Someone already answered that in the last thread.
>THE ONE BELOW ALL! I NEED YOU THE ONE BELOW ALL!
>>149702994KINGtos victim
>>149702845 (OP)Can't Believe Hulk is about to get his first win
>>149702997โฆ in his fanfiction after Hulk nodiffed Ultima.
>>149702874>So besides [FOUR LARGE POINTS OF DISCUSSION] what is there left for Hulk to hype about for his rundown?
>>149703072You just KNOW he has a spade
>>149703084Favorite DC character?
>>149703094SuperCHAD obviously!
>>149703094Kyle Rayner of course!!
>>149703094I'm an AquaGOD, who else?
Predict the new Thor speed calc
>>149703072How would you react if DB gave him his totally legit scientific anger limit
>MCU Carol can re-ignite a star and survive in it
ViltrumiteKEKS....
>>149703094Wonder Woman duh!
>>149703153KEKtrumitebros I donโt feel so goodโฆ
>>149703153Guess this puts Android 18 above Omni Man. Makes sense since she made super saiyan 1 look like a joke too.
>>149703188.....of taking Big MARVEL COCKS!
>>149703202Post SHITor beating Wonder Woman.
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>>149703202Futa She-Hulk?
>>149702845 (OP)Bet Banner will communicate with Hulk to think up a plan to beat Zilla in the middle of the fight
>>149703153Didn't MCU Thor already do that?
MCU Silver Surfer literally tanked a black hole and it only inconvenienced her due to time dilation.
>>149703231>Hulk beats Ultima without even using TOBA Godzillakek's reaction?
>>149703231>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE MATH IS TOO MUCH BANNER-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149703233Thor was near death from that star.
>>149703231>It ends up being pointless because Godzilla beats TOBA Hulk without even using UltimaHulkekโs reaction?
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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>>149702845 (OP)>defeats joblander>defeats jobdockWhose next?
>>149703274>Godzilla beats TOBA Hulk without even using UltimaHow?
>>149703296You aren't ready.
>>149702994Last I checked Space Marines get killed by the average anime superhuman, I think that was one of the reason why they got wanked in-universe
>>149703308โฆโs favorite punching bag Batman.
>>149703296SuperCHAD checks his smurfing.
>>149703296You just KNOW he has a spade
>>149703325SuperJOBBER is a weak little bitch!
>>149703308>DCMilesfags everybody
Godzilla Ultima? Less complicated than my first PhD.
KINGtos could solve the ultima equation
>>149703346Bruce GODnnerโฆ
>>149703337Nolan would be far more willing to use Kryptonite before letting Clark fly to the Sun
>>149703360โฆ by getting nodiffed by it.
>>149703368PaulCHADS... WE ARE SO BACK!
>>149703379>Solve an equation by jobbing to it???
>>149703360What if the equation is Ultima asking Kratos to spell the word 'provably'?
>>149703403NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149703366Nolan has no capability to stop SuperCHAD from doing whatever the fuck he wants.
>>149703411Smart Atoms would adapt. Kirkland even said he made Nolan more powerful than Superfag.
>>149703417Paul even steals venom from Peter! What a BVLL!
>>149702845 (OP)My hero has never been RAPED
>>149703438Optimus Primeโฆ
Good day, scholars. Is it time for our daily kekposting?
>>149703438Supermanbros..
>>149703463Why are Marvel powerlevels so inconsistent?
>>149703463NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149703463Even Spidey sees her as used goods now
Okuu is supporting his best friend Godzilla
>>149703463Paulsissies I donโt feel so goodโฆ
>>149703434Immortal confirmed stronger than Supercuck
>>149703462It's always kek, homo, and rape posting
>>149703463>Now Mary Jane can go back to Peter after all her holes were used and abused by Paul The BVLL
>>149703306you will never get an earnest response to that question
>>149703306GiH author statements
>>149703524>He thinks CHADter is interested in that cum bucket
>>149703564why would Mark do that?
>>149703463>>149703557Can Peter start breeding Felicia now like everyone's wanted since forever
>>149702845 (OP)>Losing the fight>bitches out and TIME TRAVELS to another timeline>kills an unpowered up kid>claim victory>the Ben he was fighting is floating in space wondering where his opponent went
>>149703428Scans don't support, however. SuperCHAD no diffs his barra expy, sorry, fag.
>>149703611>SuperCHAD no diffs his barra expyWhat does this even mean? Was that English?
>>149702845 (OP)Invincible totally scales to Spawn, therefore he defeats Beast Gohan.
>>149703564Why is this artist so butthurt about Superman? Even Ennis and Moore like him.
>>149703623Nolan solos Superman and Batman, canon btw
>>149703603>HUMILIATE ME HARDER DADDY!!!benpedos are funny.
>>149703623Barra is some muscular fagshit expy means bootleg/cheaper copy. I have no idea what the fuck that anon is talking about
>>149703457โฆdoes not apply.
>>149703635>YOU HAVE TO LOVE SUPERJOBBER!!!!
>>149703648>homosexual rape fantasies but for real
>>149703659I mean you don't have to of you hate American comics, but Invincible IS American comics.
>>149703635Kirkman and Ottley don't hate Superman or whomever, they deliberately do shit to rile people up, Kirkman even admits it in-series in Invincible with his self insert that he just loves writing ragebait over actually decent issues
>>149703648>Beastiality headcanonDone
>>149703648>pictured: Superman vs Goku 2
>>149703635Ottley just thrives through bait
>>149703438Your superhero lacks soul.
>>149703719I prefer Koslov's anti-American videos
>>149703696based and deserved
>>149703296Doctor Manhattan. good luck I guess.
>rapes the entire mcu, dc, jap shit so hard they all require death battles to compensate for their worthlessness
why bother
>>149703696The sad part is that even Niggamber would have been a far better choice for Mark in the long run
>>149703261pity win banner lol
>>149703296If the community gets their way, apparently Pink Diamond
Who's the strongest "normal" Godzilla?
Heisei?
>>149702874Thor has Hulk scaling and Hulk has Thor scaling. Alright then.
>>149703648>mounted by a bearKratosSCHOLARS, please explain your hero's rape feat
>>149703864He killed that bear, just a bunch of small dogs barking at the KING
>>149703876but was there anal penetration
>>149703629does Witchblade take place in Spawn world
>>149703890generally within and around that situation
>>149703557That's Ben Reilly though.
>>149703884Madokaโs footrest.
>>149703905He was wearing pants so it's impossible
What are all of Hulk's wincons here?
>>149703912>>149703918So Kratos has NEVER been raped?
>>149703929Me with Reimu's feet
>>149703924Laughing uncontrollably at this shit
>>149703719My HERO died a noble death and was allowed to go train with a god because he was so PURE OF HEART.
>>149703884>Get's solo'd by a nerfed Silver Surfer, when being written by his own creator.
>>149703677Invincible's worldbuilding annoys me so much, I would love if Kirkman focused on that than this sorta media frenzy.
>>149703950>Kratos joins Optimus Prime and Vegeta in the "never been sexually molested" clubwild
>>149703917...should be in quarantine after Knull borrowed it.
>>149703897Yes and no
The Image """""""""""""Universe"""""""""""""" is more comparable to Nintendo having a shared canon through cameos
i.e. You don't think too hard about it and just focus on parts that are more or less their isolated "corners" like Kirkman's Invincible Universe, the Top Cow Universe, Spawn Universe, Massive-Verse, Faerberverse, etc
>>149703983They're planning to add a hell arc. Could be interesting to see an INFINITE DIMENSION statement
>>149703929Asura to Kratos's feet
>>149703983Kirkman is not a good writer
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>>149703918The bear slipped his cock through the easy access tunic
>>149703924>No UltimaHit him very, VERY hard
Maybe force him into a Burning Godzilla state and survive the explosion
>UltimaDestroy the avatar and hope that counts
>>149703884But a brief repast for Barbatos!
>>149703938It keeps being true.
>>149704019>more homosexual headcanonYup KINGtos broke you
>>149704026Asissyra bros are posting it btw
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>>149704014>Elita and her gang of feminists bum around Cybertron and foil Shockwave like he's the fucking Doofenshmirtz of Decepticelsjej
>>149703132Goes up by a magnitude of 100 but he will need 3 more calcs to steal the fastest speed feat from simon
>>149704029As funny as this is there's zero chance Naoya is remotely as fast as Gojo and Sukuna, the only two people who get discussed in JJK MUs.
>>149704003Also Nintendo de-composites its characters as much as it can afford to. It is a nightmare for creative endeavors if you have to maintain a timeline or declare something is or isn't part of the timeline. So much so that basically only Samus has a true canon.
>>149702845 (OP)My HERO does not have a GAY SON.
>>149704019>More homosexual realities>>149704026KEKtosbros are posting it btw
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>>149704014>optimus gets to fuck this
>>149704072Not KINGtosbros...
>>149704078doesn't his son have an ugly black girlfriend? at worst he has a race traitor son
>>149703638You mean REInime out of nowhere?
Invincible is pretty amazing when you think about it. Every single character from that series would win any matchup with any character from any other series.
>>149704090LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
>>149703836This was retarded, Superman has been hit by less powerful beams and felt that and the famous kryptonite knuckles scene is a thing
>>149704112... in the canonical cuckoldry competition.
>>149704069Well sure, but even if they are 100 times faster, that's still not even .05% the speed of light.
>>149704106Asurasissies are still SEETHING that Kratos fraudchecked their sissy self insert
>>149704105>Multiversal Highschool teacherThat's not Guy Gardner?
>>149703296The creator did confirm that he stronger than Superman so why are people surprised Bardock lost? Omniman has no limits.
>>149703929Me to Wonder Woman's feet after she is done with her training and stepping on my balls
>>149704106KEKtosissies are STILL seething at their heroโs inability to destroy a mountain.
>>149704029Faster than Frieren BTW
>>149704071.......Famicom Detective Club?
>>149704010You want to know something I find wild about Invincible powerscalers? Smart Atoms are never mentioned outside the guidebook, but as much as they are talked about whenever the subject is broached it is one of the number one things people bring up for Viltrumites.
>>149704162Boundless Superman tree
>>149703929Me cleaning My Queen's Grippers
>>149704162Sonic will die to this?
>>149704006Are they actually adding it or was it just a teasing and musing of the idea?
>>149704029Frieren blitzes the entire verse btw
>>149704184It has been teased in the season 3 finale. If it will make the cut? IDK we gotta see. Kirkman has said he sees the show as a 2nd draft and he wants his hero to go to hell and best up the devil like spider man and stuff
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>bisects hulk and godzilla
I didn't know that SHITnime was so weak?
>>149704164Alright you got me, I am not informed about those titles. Technically I should have mentioned that Kid Icarus and (lesser now) Pikmin have canons. Pokemon as a 'canon' but it has a sliding timeline that would make Marvel blush.
>>149704206Hulk has regen so she's fucked.
>>149704106https://www.thegamer.com/god-of-war-atreus-gay/
The writers seem to want him to be
>>149704221didn't help him when Wolverine bisected him
>>149703515>>149703836>>149704067>>149704124Don't understand!!! That child's ray gun was like a quintillion times stronger than that Freeze force laser. I swear!!
>>149704206>gets speedblitzed by anyone sound speed or above
>>149704228This would have obliterated Touhou
>The entire verse was wall level
I...... have dissociative identity disorder.........
>>149704231That child's ray gun would obliterate Gokek's entire verse.
>>149704227Good point. Both street tiers
>>14970412090% of /dbg/ posters aren't queer "coded" they're overtly homosexual in nature. These "people" """ironically""" spend time generating gay porn and calling each other browntroons
>>149704067Fun fact, Goku also coughs up blood every time Superman penetrates him with his dick.
>>149704029>Meanwhile CHADhou >>149704162That punch literally shattered the entirety of Avicii, an infinite hell never ending space.
This right here is an Unironical Low Complex Multiversal feat
>>149704228>Barely a small city level feat Not even strong enough to Push Byakuren to Low diff, let alone to Make Kasen break a sweat
>>149704244I.... don't know what that means...
>>149704222>article made before the sequel came out and introduced the negro
>>149704252This. KINGtos scholars never post this degenerate shit. Be better
Anti-feat agenda pushing is funny every time
>>149704155ASURA LOST LMAOOOOOO
>>149704262W-wrong pic...
>>149704262Girls kissing? Post more!
>>149704162walls in an infinite afterlife are exactly the same as walls on earth btw
>my OUTERVERSAL WALL
post the density calcs
>>149704162That floor is boundless
>>149704282N-no he didn't my heckin wholesome true DLC ending where he kills Chudtos... WAAAAHHHHH DOOM CHADDER AVENGE MY SELF INSERT
Zamn, Godzilla Ultima looks like that!?
>>149704291>enter "afterlife" >suddenly walls are omnimultiversal and it's fucking impossible to find a handyman to repair or repaint your house because the boundless bricks are immune to all forms and rites of repairthanks, God. what a fuckin' genius
>>149704228this feat would one-shot the entire touhouverse
>>149704278we can't all be Kings you heckin beast
that's why I only self insert as asura, simon and deku because I can relate to being a pathetic spineless cuck who never has to improve or man up
>>149704327...'s Toilets, but only if we downplay the toilets
>>149704336also i am gay just like asura, simon and deku who all have canon trans boyfriends
If your hero's feats aren't backed up by a peer reviewed thesis on the calcs it shouldn't be accepted as a feat.
>>149703459TOTAL LIZARD DEATH
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Or... is he both?
>>149704343>>149704350definitely smells like India in here
Elita-One's robopussy.
My face.
You do the math.
>>149704346I am actually trans and my role models are Asura, Simon and Deku as well! I relate to their So1bo1 tendencies and how they are given progress for free by screaming and crying
>>149704305You mean DOOM FRAUD?!
>>149704231>worst anti feat>some kind of super laser from the silver age posted without context>even without context that's clearly an adult man using an illusion to pretend to be a kid and get a clean shotpowered up goku once got hurt by a lightly tossed rock
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING TRANS. WE MUST BE BETTER. WE MUST BE BETTER (TRANS)MEN
>>149704376Take this anon
>>149704279I wonder how many people realize that Nazo Unleashed is just a riff on the Omega Shenron fight.
>>149704377I need to HBOC like Spawn and Doom Slyaer. Because my hero Asissyra is so weak...
>>149704262Nice gay porn bro
>>149704262Unironically hot as fuck
>>149704388Asura... Simon... Deku...
>>149704363Optimus, you're saying this in front of the kids we're babysitting. In fact, you just said that TO the kids we're babysitting.
>>149704388Kratosโฆ Kyleโฆ.
>>149704392Anon the entire thing is a mishmash of DBZ homages
>Nazo is basically just Omega Shenron>His transformations derive from him, but are named after Cell's>plot is just Fusion Reborn>Final attack is Broly Second Coming
>>149704376>>149704388Wowie zowie, well-a then you won't-a mind me helpin' out-a little with-a your transition! Ya-hoo!
>>149704388>>149704426>>149704429none of them are trans or would say that
>>149704383This is anime only, but the manga does explain that Grade 4 can be used at supressed ki levels. In fact that was the whole point of developing Grade 4. This frame of time before the Cell Games was meant for maintaining the form in a relaxed state.
I know that it is just a meme, but I do feel the need to explain it from time to time.
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>SHARTos melty again
Delicious seethe and WRATH. Keep going.
>>149702845 (OP) Outerverse level in your path
>>149704450I would say that.
>>149704392Sonicfags? Copying Dragon Ball? Noooooo, couldn't possibly be.
>>149704357>India >Talking about Toilets Retard, they don't even know what's a Toilet.
>>149704408Is the couch also a transformer?
>ASURALOSER PROJECTING
ahhhhhhh the seethe! Such sweet seethe. GODtos bros, let us laugh at him
>>149704457So he got stronger by making himself weaker than he was as a little kid
>>149704450I said that and will say it again. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING TRANS. WE MUST BE BETTER. WE MUST BE BETTER (TRANS)MEN
>>149704480Yes they do. Toilets are worshipped simultaneously as gods and witch lairs.
>>149704450Do not assume for others. Be better.
>>149704422Neo Granzon solos
Zamn... KINGtos just replied to the same post 4 times.
ENTER THE ORIGINAL BETTER MAN
>>149704483KEKAROOOO, Asaara is a FLOP and WILL never be relevant. At BEST he will get a pity win through Z-LY because even ICELEVEL Nuly would GAPE him
>>149704504That's not Lamia
>>149704434Yeah, I meant riff as in spin, not riff as in rag. Super Mario Bros Z is basically the Cell Saga in three trenchcoats.
I liked that era of sincerely just lifting entire plots from media you liked and mashing them together.
LOOK OUT HOMAH!
>kills the trannies ITT
Could Omni-Man tank a Goldion Crusher?
>>149704539Moe why did you kill Simon and Asura? That's not heckin wholesome
>>149704539I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DESTROY THOSE BETTER WOMEN BEHOLD MY WRAAAAAAAAAATH
>>149704484Well it is more like he got more skilled at using his power so as to avoid undue strain and thereby raising the roof on the maximum potential gains.
Unironically explain what's wrong with being trans
>>149704539Moe why did you kill Kyle and Kratos? Thatโs not heckin wholesome
>>149702845 (OP)Leave Sukuna to me.
>>149704547>>149704575>wholesomeThey did a stunt recently where they killed Marge in a what-if for shock value and tried to spread the rumor that they ACTUALLY killed Marge
>>149704553WHY YOU LITTLE!
>chokes out Kratos
>>149704578>faster than mach 3speedblitzes and transforms Sukuna into mist
It's nice that this is actually a good matchup now.
>>149704585Turned into light. Next.
Post KINGtos TEACHing a planet
>>149704546Goldion Crusher destroyed a sun so no.
>>149704581We like King Kai tho
>>149704594>show Blackbeard doing anything even remotely impressive on the scale of current Luffy
>>149704578NOOOO ALL MIGHT SAMA SPARE M-AAAAAAAA
>>149704615G-Stone converts Guy's infinite bravery into infinite energy.
>>149704625Spawn scaling.
>>149704578>dies to Mahoraga
>>149704633Brave Series (and by extension, Transformers) scaling
>>149704218>and (lesser now) Pikmin have canonsPikmin 4's a reboot
I am the only person ITT that doesn't HBOC
>>149704642>HBO Invinciblemaybe if it was on HBO instead of warehouse wagie cagie prime it'd be less shit
Hikaru (as the Pillar) from Rayearth vs Omni-Man
Who wins?
>>149704642To be fair Spawn is truly powerful, so much so Asurakeks need to hide behind him to not let the CHADtos scholars humilate them
>>149704643Uh....Disgaea scaling.
>>149704650SuperCHADbro...
>>149704643Kirkman's statements
If Death Battle are such good scalers, how come they're debunked at every turn?
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>>149704680Ineffective, Kirkman loves Transformers too much to favor Invincible over it.
>>149704422Sun dip solos.
>>149704694death battle sucks but it got money pumped into it so now people talk about it
considering almost every episode this season has been complete shit I don't even know why they bothered
>>149704703NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149704684I meant Super SONIC actually
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
>>149704664Post Kratos destroying a mountain :)
Post KINGtos running faster than a light jog
>Death Battle has a decision that goes against the VSBW
>>149704720No you didn't.
>When Gojo launches Hollow Purple at Atem, but he just uses his Millennium Item powers to manifest this card's effect into reality
>>149704727Post Asissyra flipping a multiversal temple
>>149704727He can kill Draugr and each one is at least multiversal++++++++ based on scaling from feats from Kratos in Ragnarok.
Percy Jackson nodiffs Kratos.
>>149704504That's not Doc Savage.
>>149704720Super Sonic always hides behind demigods (specifically the ones he couldn't beat on his own) thoughever.
>>149704742Post Kratos doing it.
>>149704742*meta-omniversal
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>>149702845 (OP)Leave Gojo Satoru to me.
>>149704762KEK OH NONONONO
>>149704762This Bruno guy really hates Kratos
Post your teenage hero having a healthy relationship with a girl his age
>>149704773>Leave Hinata's PUSSY to me
>>149704736I also included Super SHADOW and Super SILVER in it as well
>>149704781MY hero fucks TEENAGE girls
>>149704762LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
>>149704762Some cuckmuzzle wearing spic does not speak for OUTERVERSALtos the Cookbook owner.
>>149704762Powerscalers getting fraudchecked by the authors themselves will never stop being funny
>>149704762I need to replay 2018 some time. I forgot most of the shit that happens in it. I wish they'd re-release the original trilogy, the PSP games and Ascension some time too.
>>149704786Now we KNOW you're fucking lying
>>149704781>Healthy relationship where the girl doesn't let the guy go by his own name because it's the same name as her celebrity crush
>>1497044841.) Krillin isn't a child. He is one of, if not the strongest, natural human on the planet.
2 ) and yes even before this. Characters in Dragon Ball have shown the ability to raise and lower their durability at will.
3.)Vegeta even explains that he can suppress his power level. So someone as weak as Krillin can almost kill him in one hit.
It's almost like having media literacy and understanding that Dragon Ball characters can manipulate these durability renders a lot of these anti-feats, not really anti-feats.
>>149704818True. So humble of Gokek to lower his durability so he doesn't destroy that poor fire hydrant
>>149704735It's called Fraudchecking
>>149704819fuckin' munny...
>BRUNOBRUNOBRUNOBRUN-
https://x.com/brunovelazquez/status/1886144585073627321
>>149704818>Goku is oneshot by a human level surprise attack or anything that penetrates KiOh... so SHITnic LITERALLY does kill him, amazing.
>Who are you?
>I'm [Insert Quote]
Why is this so common in death battle episodes?
>>149704807Terminally online LOSER malding over WINNERS in Death Battle threads. Couldn't be me.
>>149704844FUCK, ASISSYRA KEKS? WE'RE WEAKER THAN KINGYOS????
>>149704739That's a really bad idea.
Gojo's own Cursed energy is inefficient when used to hurt him
Although it seems infinity doesn't filter his own attacks
>>149704844-OBRUNOBRUNOBRUNO
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>>149704844>YUP, time to sit down and watch another episode of KINO Battle!
>>149704818This post is full of idiotic cope.
He didn't infuse the rock with his ki and chuck it at him at full force, he tossed it lightly as a joke.
Krillin's so weak he can't break a metal door despite scaling logic suggesting otherwise.
Goku, as a child, was able to nosell bullets and missiles before he even heard of ki and we all just assumed it was his physiology doing the work, and this was likely how it was intended to be. This is objectively a terrible showing for him that makes Goku much weaker as a character.
>>149704852>Hulk takes a random sword from the smashed Party City and stabs Godzilla's massive heart with it>Godzilla... monster... no more...>"I... never was...">Hulk looks back to see all of the kaiju mourning Godzilla's corpse>hitchhikes home like the TV series outroK.O.!
>>149704911CANNNNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!
>>149704897Super is full of stupid horseshit that goes against everything from the original series.
>>149704807>>149704853I'm a narutobro I just love BLACKED
>>149704796Your hero is a teen... Right?
>>149704814She gave him a cute nickname and he's okay with that, don't try to twist it as something abusive
Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you can finally see
What it means to burn with me
Perception changing
Illusions are taking the weight of a warring mind
Into their design
All of the world that you thought that you knew
Exists inside of you
I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through
Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you can finally see
What it means to burn with me
Illusions breaking
Reflections escaping the mirror, they come to life
Shattering time
I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through
KING OF THE LIES
Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you can finally see
What it means to burn with me
Burn with me
Burn with me
>>149704844>mentions itโs nice to see Kratos back>just says it was fun watch>no mention of powerscaling retardation (because he doesnโt care about that)Seems like he just likes watching the fight desu, some people donโt really care about the scaling and just watch for the fights. Pretty sure the person he replied to only linked him a specific segment of the episode, like right when the fight starts.
None of you know what verses I actually like
>>149704978that's because no one asked, nor cares
>>149704950Bruno laughed at Kratos's final line and said out loud "YUP YUP, MONSTERsura has been REDEEMED BY THE KING!"
>>149703306Toho lawyers. Trust the plan.
I've saved up an entire folder worth of slander for a certain character that I'm going to unleash if someone ever posts about them
>>149705014and you aren't releasing it now, because...?
Ryu vs Liu Kang.
who wins?
>>149705028Composite Ryu?
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>Bruno laughed at Kratos's final line and said out loud "YUP YUP, MONSTERsura has been REDEEMED BY THE KING!"
>>149705014We've been talking about kratos for a while now, go ahead.
>>149705024>>149705026>>149705031No, I'm waiting until someone posts about them
>>149705060damn dude you're fucking stupid
Basara Nekki could solo your favorite verse with music haxx.
>>149704999I said this, Asura is a monster no longer
>>149702845 (OP)So what was the reaction on here when Asura lost? I remember for months people saying he'd easily defeat Kratos.
>>149704855>KINGYOSESLtosโฆ
>>149705014Yogiri? Ainz? Rimuru? Saitama? Flash?
>>149705014Everyone but CHADor...
>>149705045nah both canon mainline
>>149705087ABJ
Always
Be
Jobbing
Classic Flash
>>149705085Sorry I am just a crying Asurasissy brcause it has been CONFIRMED that Kratos beats Asura
>>149705086>>149705087>Mention of flash posted at same time.
>>149705084A bunch of shitposting over Kratos' speed like how he blocks Helios' light with his hands and "beat" him therefore he is faster than light
>>149705090>literally slurping up my post and regurgitating it How's my shit taste, fag? Watch as your hateboner character NEVER gets posted specifically to spite (You)
>>149705014the king can TANK it
>>149704920>immediate malding from the perpetually online LOSERKEKAROOOO!
>>149705098Would be an interesting fight. Liu can turn into a dragon and eat Ryu, but Ryu could just spam hadoukens or go satsui no hadou and end the fight that way.
>>149705115.. I mean yeah him being FTL isn't controversial is it?
>tfw you fucking Naruko so hard she dies
>>149705084Mostly everyone called out the bullshit results, made fun of the hand light FTL meme, and Kratosfags coped hard and were driven out of the thread. What was left were the few ironic KINGtos shitposters but I guess recently during this waiting period, they got louder or some Kratosfags actually came back.
>>149705084Asurabros seethed that their weak sissy lost. They are still mindbroken to this day
>>149705131him being FTL isn't controversial
what the fuck
>>149705084you're seeing it right now, the threads turned into Shitpost central with the same jokes being posted over and over again and the same side fighting each other using cuck posts and gay fantasies
>>149705133>Mostly everyone called out the bullshit resultsThe same people were probably deep throating the Omni Man vs Bardock decision tho
>>149705133didn't the fact Kratosfag actually leave recently
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>>149704844Kratos? country level being generous , below universal at max wank
https://youtu.be/4igilVL2HLU
>KINGtos can throw rocks much harder faster and farther than Krillin
KINGtos would TEACH Goku
>>149705147deku vs miles was fun on the day of because of the meltdowns we got to see
unfortunately we have to wait two more weeks to see another
>>149705142Superman (sub tree level) and Goku (sub fire hydrant level) would die if they fought that btw.
The Fantastic Four are currently jobbing to Superman btw
>>149705171Why does everything in God of War involve rocks?
>>149705142what tf is this
>>149705133There's also the bleachfaggot who falseflags Kratos.
>>149705165The Greektos guy, I think. Wasnโt that because of the shit going on with the UK?
>>149705182both movies slurp shit
>>149705166Fuark Asissyra is city level...
>>149705178I'd like to see them approach a fight like this. Use all of the bullshit anti-feats possible and see who wins then.
>>149705182and Superman flopped to the Demon Slayer movie
>>149705195...but are shitstomping demon slayer thoughbeit!
>>149705217a cursory glance said Superman
>>149705213>well MYYYYY dogshit media is better than THIIIS dogshit media!you literally eat slop
>>149705212Everything is going to flop in comparison to that, shit is like cocaine in Japan
Supes still takes the crown in the US though
>CUZ I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM
>WELL I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM
Post Death Battle winners.
>>149705246KINGtos, CHADtos, TEACHtos, SCHOLARtos....
Post Death Battle losers.
Also Gokek's durability is thwarted by needles so syringe of sedative Catwoman no diffs
>>149705274>CatwomanShe gaped 3 flashes, she's Immesaurable lowballed
>>149705199I will never find it not funny how they thought this was somehow a speed feat and compared it to the primordial shockwaves that Kratos doesnโt even scale to at all. What makes it even funnier was how they had to say
>j-just because weโve never seen Kratos dodge universe crossing beams doesnโt mean he couldnโt!Absolute comedy gold.
Oh my science!!! I can't wait for the next death battle!!! Maybe I'll ask my wife to let me watch her with the BVLL tonight as celebration!!
>>149705186Sometimes it involves trees
>>149705274>ignore the comics of Superman being pierced with lasers
>>149705312omniversal lasers
>>149705292>one punch means RAPED AND GAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 92Okay. Name a single character in all of fiction that has NEVER, EVER been physically struck by any objecting INCLUDING fists
>>149702845 (OP)My HERO's sons don't get fucked in the ass.
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>ben singer fucked this
>>149705334looks like Drake and/or Josh
>>149705324They were clearly knocked out
>>149705334Looks like Marco Rubio trooned out.
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>>149705342No, THIS is real.
>>149705342>>149705380Grok, what is an anti feat?
>>149705264...all lost to Spawn.
>>149705392it's when you touch yourself at night instead of getting some bitches
>>149705408...and won again Asura
>>149705419>won again Asura
>won again Asura
GOOD MORNING SAARTOS
>and won again Asura
ESLtos...
TARDtos...
BROWNtos...
LOWEREDUCATIONtos...
>>149705472..."should of" provably "lost again" KINGsura.
Yeah, I think it's safe to say HE lost this thread.
Tried watching Godzilla Singular Point and it was too high IQ for me, I couldn't understand a word. Any recommendations for media which might be more my speed?
>>149705498Asura's wrath. The fans hate reading
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>>149705494whomst, fellow moebro?
>>149705392Something Kratos doesnโt have because what you see on screen is him at max power.
Goku (and pretty much everyone relevant in DBZ-DBS) is in the planet~star buster range.
Through you don't actually need to physically have those stats to fight him. It's pretty consistent for the series to call out planet-busting attacks happening (even in the ToP Frieza specificallys calls out when he brings out a planet buster against Toppo) and I don't remember anyone ever facetanking one (Toppo canceled it out with Hakai, Cell and Buu had to regenerate to survive).
>>149705498>Tried watching Godzilla Singular Point and it was too high IQ for meThat's like saying Bluey is too high IQ
>>149705498You could try a picture book instead
>>149705498Monsterverse
GMK
Godzilla Earth
The 70s, 80s, and 90s Godzilla movies
Shin Godzilla
Final Wars Godzilla
Minus One
>>149705392Do you have a feat that can cancel this out?
>>149705587I have no feats at all.
>>149705587I-I-I-I-Iโฆโฆโฆ
recycle when needed
>>149701796
>>149705392This. Asissyra fans can't comprehend their sissy losing
>>149704650>HBOCW-What does that mean...?
>>149705648it means no one in this general has kissed a woman
>>149705648Hereditary Breast and Ovarian Cancer syndrome.
Hide Behind Other Characters, newKING
>>149705648Hide behind other characters, newKING.
>>149705648HEROtos, Brutally, Obliterated, cucksura
>>149705659>Sonic out of NOWHERE
>>149705056>Kratosโs face when Asura says heโs going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratosโs daughter is covering his skin and Kratosโs son is a ginormous faggot)
>>149705679That means you too, virgin
>>149705301Kyle Raynerโฆ
>>149705697I'm afraid not, I'm sure Sonic will be happy to keep you company though!
>>149705498Singular Point is written by a Ph.d or some shit so you're not gonna get it that easily
Personally, pick Heisei (either Godzilla vs Biollante or Return of Godzilla depending on if you want a solo or Vs. movie), or if you can handle old movies then go for the 1954 one (or Shin Godzilla) since it's genuinely great. The former also doubles as social critique.
If you are retarded, Final Wars is a dumb fun movie deliberately trying to be ridiculous like the Showa era stuff but also trying to have cool millennium action at the same time, it's the pinnacle of "action moves bang together COOL" movies in my opinion.
>>149705749>No I don't want to kiss women I'd rather let Sonic do it!uh ok
>>149705494Itโs always safe to say Kratos lost a thread. It happens every thread.
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>>149704897>This post is full of idiotic cope.So is yours
>He didn't infuse the rock with his ki and chuck it at him at full force, he tossed it lightly as a joke.A light tap from krillin is confrimed stronger than a serious punch from Mr.Satan and that dude can punch through brick walls and rip phonebooks and half with his bare hands .
Again the entire point of Goku training was tryng to suppress themselves as Super saiyans . SO Yeah , you are intentionally ignoring context and intentionally ignoring the fact that they can lower their durability.
>>149705296bro wasn't even a lightning timer before lmao, he and yasha had to muscle through it against deus, every bolt was coming out so fast in the cutscenes
but sure, wank his plodding ass to lightspeed when you can see the real sun in the background for the whole space section
>>149706037>rock flies gently through the air before softly thudding on Goku's headIt wasn't even forceful lmao
What, do you think everything Krillin does is ridiculously forceful? Do you think he can't even drink out of a glass without it shattering in his grip? This was a soft toss and Goku was injured by it. End of story. And whatever you say, he can't be lowering durability below base physiology. He has no body manipulation powers, just some vague ki shield. His body, by itself, is weak.
>>149706171https://youtu.be/srJ6jMlB8-c?si=tqgTV5CovXoz25Vg
Look, they're just baby tapping the machine with next to no force and yet there's a lot of force.
I could understand using this as a joke.But you seem to generally think it proves something which means you have a frighteningly little amount of media literacy.
>>149706037Could Mr. Satan take Kratos in a fight?
>>149706259Well, Mr.Satan can move faster than the human eye, which is something Kratos sure as fuck can't do
>>149705983I SEE HER BOOBY! MODS!
>>149705163I am against both Kratosura and Omnidock.