Thread 149996872

Why does /co/ pretend there have been a grand total of zero straight couples in cartoons the last 15 years?

>>149996872 (OP)
Why doesnt the Reddit DnD show have full frontal female nudity despite being TV-MA?

>>149996872 (OP)
Because then im not the victim in a made up culture war.

The fact that you even need to ask the question proves our point.

/co/ is not one guy you moron

Is it just bait? Like is that all it is?

>>149996872 (OP)
I don't.

Because they're not /co/, they're tourists from /v/ and /pol/ who think that having culture war bitch fights on /co/ will somehow change something. Like moaning about woke on /v/ will somehow change something.

>>149996872 (OP)
dude, is dnd, and the show from pic related is an adaptation of a Critical Role campaign which uses dnd, so everyone there is horny and in most cases straight

>>149996872 (OP)
>cartoon nobody has ever heard about

>>149999999
Soon.
>>150000000
Soon.

>>149996889
>>149996890
>>149996893
Motherfuckers going to back pedal and pull this bullshit. All right dawg, I'll just pretend you guys don't spend every fucking day bitching about this shit.

>>149996886
Even if there was, and there should be sure, you couldn't post full frontal nudity on /co/. You'd get banned.

>>149996872 (OP)
The majority of cartoons with romance at all are all straight couples.

>>149996891
If you read the comics, you'd know it isn't.

>>149996872 (OP)
Because whenever they say this, what they mean is either
1. Nothing they personally watched/read specifically has it, or
2. The twitter/youtubers they watch said so, so it must be true.

>>149996872 (OP)
My Adventure With Superman? Straight FEMALE lead and Straight MALE lead. What /co/ demands! Yet they don't like it..

>>149996968
Dont care, at least then i would watch these crummy shows because i could goon to official and canon tit shots of the cartoon women from them

>>149996872 (OP)
>15 years?
Hell we can even go back to TCW then. Anakin and Padme.

>>149996872 (OP)
Did Spider-Verse confirm Miles and Gwen? Bam. Another straight couple.
Now /co/ will pretend Gwen is trans or something.

>>149996888
trips of truth

>>149997054
It doesn't count to /co/ because its interracial

>>149996872 (OP)
KOTH returned and I doubt Bobby is with a dude

>>149996958
Again, /co/ is not one guy. Idiot.

>>149996958
>Y-y-you're backpedaling!!!
I've been here talking about this shit for also a decade dude, you're not going to impress me with this basic bitch projection. You faggots hav been pulling this shit for years now and I'm just not impressed. You're dedicated culture warriors desperately pretending to be anything but, you'll always be the most pathetic clique on this God forsaken website

>>149996872 (OP)
The only type of cartoon that counts in the west is shows about kids going on adventures aired by one fo the big 3.

>>149996872 (OP)
It's bullshit. Everyone knows that cartoons have just as many straight couples as lesbian couples

>>149996891
Pretty sure every Invincible couple is straight.

>>149997142
This image wasn’t true when it was posted in 2016, and it’s not true now. You people genuinely are just insufferable.

>>149996872 (OP)
MAWS.

>>149997167
It's always been true and it will always piss you off.
Evergreen bitch, a tiger doesn't change its stripes.

>>149997158
There's only like two gay couples. Neither of which get that much screentime.

>>149997195
Terminally online shitheels know its own kind

>>149997158
The ones that matter at least

>>149997142
This picture is so fucking retarded and it is not a secret that right wing grifting completely destroyed geek culture

>>149997142
NTA but the issue is while SJWs are still awful and responsible for the current mess were in, alot of rightoids have become a much larger nuisance over time unironically and have even become just like the left wingers in how nannyish and puritan they act and how they get offended by things and look for woke where it doesn't exist. Gamergate generally ruined america and western civilization as a whole and while ill always blame feminists for starting this crap that doesnt give any of the people against them to be idiots and shitbags either

>>149996872 (OP)
And with Mighty Nein they'll get another!
Course they'll also have to deal with Bo banging chicks.

>>149996891
>h*ts get an entire show that panders to them
>cry about it
H*ts can't be pleased.

>>149997506
I thought the term you fags used was breeder

>>149996888
/thread

>>149997520
That was before they started getting bred

>>149996958
Get they ass unc.

>>149997253
>>149997279
I forgot Mark's buddy actually got some ass. Good for him.

>>149997520
Breeder, hets, straggots.

>>149996872 (OP)
Because it's bait and anons like to take the bait and ignore examples that prove the bait wrong. I've seen it happen time and time again.

>>149996900
>, they're tourists from /v/
Most couples in video games are straight too tho.. and a lot of games let you pick if you're gonna get with the same gender or the opposite so gay content is easily avoidable.

>>149996888
spbp

>>149997589
>straggots.
Thats a new one ive never heard before. And its creative and funny. Good on you homosexuals

>>149997604
>same gender or the opposite so gay content is easily avoidable
You've not been on /v/ then in the last 3-4 years where they argue if there is optional gay content then that is the ACTUAL intended thing for you to do and it being optional doesn't count it's still wokegaytrannyleftistcommieslop or w/e their new buzzword is.

>>149997641
Sounds like they just want to be mad

>>149997620
Pic related to not just your post but the thread topic

>>149997649
That's /v/ for the past 17 years.

>>149997520
I caught me a fish.
Sorry about that.

>>149997272
Uh, wanna spell check that buddy? I don't think you even know what you typed.

>>149997649
That's 4chan in general mang.

>>149997654
>pay more in taxes than billionaires
You're a complete dipshit if you actually think this is true. 1 year of a billionaire's property taxes is more than you will pay in your entire life in income tax. State and federal combined. Capital gains taxes would be more than you + your entire family's tax burden 10x over.

>>149997289
>>149997313
Ah, and every green wellsping of cope. That's why I love that pic, it always brings you faggots crawling out of the wood work to speed out a bunch of verbal diarrhea in a vain attempt to diminish its pint point accuracy.
Cry forever, you leftoids will always be the annoying ones.

>>149996872 (OP)
>>149997022
Co just has ptsd from korra and luz

>>149997711
By percentage they pay less then what the average person does in taxes. Thanks for outing yourself as an idiot for missing the point of that
>>149997719
Your side has become even more cancerous to society then even the feminist left was. Cope

>>149997791
>Your side has become even more cancerous to society then even the feminist left was. Cope!
Lol, lmao even.

>>149997756
Two bisexual girls who just have romantic feelings for their current gfs?
Man bisexuals always be catching strays from the LGBT community, from people on here. The standard is bisexuals have to be massive fucking whores or else they're not a real bi, they're a faggot/dyke. If a bisexual dude is with a chick he's straight and not a real bi, if a bisexual chick is with a dude she's just claiming to be bi for brownie points. Or if she's with a girl she's actually a dyke.

I'm bi. I've not had a romantic partner in 15 years, but my 'homework folder' has plenty of traps.
I'm sure by someones standards that means I am not bi cause I don't find be hulking burly dudes attractive.
(I am a big burly dude)

>>149997719
>Anon needs to rely on bland insulting because he can't come up with a counterpoint that disproves he became a way more obnoxious and pathetic version of the people he preached to hate for years

>>149997756
Oh that reminds me. Owl House also has a straight couple. Hunter/Willow. BOOM. Man. Its almost like straight couples are in everything.

>>149997830
Sorry, whatever makes you made improves society. Don't hate the player, hate the game

>>149997838
You're tears nourish me /co/mble fag.

>>149997845
I an a pretty sexist guy usually but luz and amity are probably the best couple in any major lore show from the past era. It also doesnt help that alot of romance outside in the other shows was done so badly

He’s on the Epstein list… just to let you know

>>149996872 (OP)
Wow. Vox Machina has THREE main straight couples.

>>149997876
Yeah this is just another ragebait bot on /con/, I recommend disengaging, these don't care about animation nor comics, nor nothing at all, just poop pepethefrog.png and the word "cope" until the end

>He’s on the Epstein list… just to let you know
Oh is he?

>>149997945
>Bot
Sorry pal, I'm more real than what you've got between your legs. I'm the reminder that no amount of Discord coordination will ever make you queers anything but tourists.

>>149997887
I'm glad Luz and Amity got Disney to spill their spaghetti and expose themselves as the fake cocksucking allies they are. I hate wishy washy bullshit. Either be FOR it or AGAINST it.
I will ALWAYS respect some fucker who absolutely just loathes and hates LGBT people honestly and up front. At least they're honest. As opposed to that sneaky fucking snake in the grass just waiting to shank you in the kidney.

Same reason I respect Apex over Overwatch. Apex wanted a tranny character so they made a new one. Overwatch wanted a gay dude so uhhh Soldier 76 was always gay.

>>149997914
Biden? Probably. Its why he didn't release it the 4 years he was in office and had all the power to do so.

>>149997711
One day you will be a billionaire bro. I believe in you. If you just lick enough boots the crumbs will trickle down and accumulate.

>>149997979
Yeah trump was there with him too. You don’t think both political parties weren’t secretly friends when it comes to fucking children? For fucks sake he invited the Clintons and Epstein on his wedding day lol

>>149997865
Cant wait till trump dies of the syphilis that he contracted on epstein island and you maga tards all kill yourselves at once
>>149997876
Dumb frogposter scum

>>149997158
I was glad when Kate got with Immortal. Rex deserved what he got in that fucking scene. You lied to Kate about yours and Eve's relationship to sleep with her Rex.

This nigga is really stuck in 2016 it’s unreal

>>149997968
Im conflicted when it comes to that stuff because ill always bitch about feminism and women but im secretly a bi dude. I hate everyone some days but i cant help but feel weird about LGBTBRAAP because on one hand i hate that alot of the lesbian feminists hate me for being a dude and on the other hand at its core i feel it is right

I like how the Groypers have just given up the ghost and joined up with the Hasan leftoids.
Just constant hate for rightoids winning, one tries to attack them from the outside, while the other sabotages from within.

>>149996872 (OP)
Will they make Sam gay?

>Cant wait till trump dies of the syphilis that he contracted on epstein island and you maga tards all kill yourselves at once
>Dumb frogposter scum
The faux smug fell away like a bad paint job! It's amazing how angry they get with just a little bit of modest push back

>>149998056
Same dude, i just square the circle by being fine with right IRL but not wanting to see it in any media.

It's very reconforting to acknowledge that it doesn't matter how much these pseudo-political rightoid anti-woke algorithm sloppa farmers cry and bitch (and farm millions of views from manchildren desperate to power grip on made up enemies), creatives will forever non-stop create and materialize their ideas into all the possible forms of storytelling and art

These people don't care about anything at all, and thousands of hours of consuming the trending 'We vs Woke' cyber-crusade (Ubisoft, Rachel Zegler, Disney, etc) has completely destroyed their critical thinking, they are Nothing Soldiers, complain about everything, achieve nothing

Again, stop worrying about what these people think, they fight for nothing, achieve nothing, and will never have the ability to create anything at all. It might sound like an internalized rant against right wing politics, but I don't care about politics at all, it's just the factual reality, these people are doomed

>>149996872 (OP)
What about those animated Dracula films? Mavis and her red haired boy toy.

>>149998086
You're unreasoning spiteful rage at people who are more successful than you is not healthy

>>149998056
The gender war and sexuality war is cringe.
and I am the same poster you replied too.

>>149998091
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

>>149998056
>Lesbian feminists hate me for being a dude

Anon have you ever interacted with one or are you getting your perception of reality shaped by 4chan threads and TikToks?

>>149998056
I always hear about these lesbian feminists who hate men. I never see them out in the wild or on other social media sites. I only ever hear about them on 4chan. Most feminists I've come across are straight.

>>149996888
nailed it

>>149998174
>>149998201
80% of the time its dudes mistaking self serving hypocrisy for outright distain. The kinda shit where a lesbian complains about "The Male Gaze" or "Straight Romance" but when the exact same shit is done but between two girls they actively indulge themselves.
You need to keep in mind that the majority of people who complain aboutt his kinda stuff have their primary social interaction about or around a localized media landscape, to making an character gay or prioritizing lesbians over heterosexuality is an attack because the media is their world.

>>149996888
You lost tranny

More Culture slop… yay

>>149996888
Bingo

>>149996888
Sigh, what a waste of perfectly good trips. Like looking at a diamond in a pile of shit, just sad

>>149998306
oh gosh I entered a thread about something that makes me mad now I am mad.. how can this happen?

>>149998288
So its a small insignificant minority? I've enjoyed F/F content for years. When I was a young teen I had to just get it from fanfics on Ao3.

>>149998306
Im think im gonna try and quit 4chan again soon. Its getting too depressing lately and even tho im more isolated without it i dont know if this sites good for me or making me worse

Righties and lefties all sound the same to me.

>>149996872 (OP)
What about Scott Pilgrim

>>149998382
Yeah reminds me of when MGTOW groups all started sounding like gender swapped femanazis.

The Amphibia creator went on a literal meltdown a few hours ago because Disney wanted to make shows catering to a younger male audience. I'm not sure why one or two outliers where the normal couple is either filler or a racemixed couple is supposed to refute anything

>>149998201
NTA but that reads like hyperbole - the thing I see complained about on social media is men expressing sexual interest in any visible capacity. Which IS a complaint that is fairly common to see in online fandom spaces, but it's not a lesbian thing. In fact... a lot of it is straight feminists complaining about men enjoying lesbian content. "Sexual objectification" as a complaint has dissolved, as is predictable, to "sexualization," meaning in practice they complain about expressions of sexuality generally.

Calling somebody a "gooner" is the current fad there, but it's hardly new.

Just a sort of (willful or otherwise) obliviousness or ignorance to the fact it's unreasonable to expect any control over the involuntary responses others have to seeing something.

Nobody's obligated to be attracted, nobody's obligated not to be. That's gonna mean you might deal with stuff you don't want to see - the healthy response is to get the fuck over it and move on.

>b-but stalkers
>b-but harassment
Stalker behavior and harassment are not NEARLY as common as these people would have you believe.

>>149998586
Who attacks men the most online? Other men.
Same with who attacks women online the most? Other chicks.

>>149998576
>younger male audience
They mean literal 2 year olds btw

>>149998576
>The Amphibia creator went on a literal meltdown a few hours ago because Disney wanted to make shows catering to a younger male audience.
Sauce? I heard nothing about this so far. Really shows their true colors (heh) when cartoon creator like matt braly is pissed over media being made with young males in mind

>>149996872 (OP)
/co/ is filled with homosexual men who cannot be happy.

>>149998290
I will never understand how people can see their lives and their families cucked by the government every week, their medicaid forcing them to go bankrupt to pay a teeth cleaning, their cities flooding and thousands of houses and lives disappearing by floods because they didn't kneel and sucked Israel dick enough, their taxes going to pedophile rings and foreign wars and create the mass migration of brown uncivilized people to the borders, the CEOs hugging all the basic necessity markets like housing and food to charge you x4 for it...

And then feeling it is somehow alright because they can "own" a group of people that don't even make up for 1% of the total population, this country is doomed to fail and we fucking deserve it, no wonder MAGA invested so much money to make their campaign around "Own the libs", that's everything these inbreed retarded specimens can grasp with their little brains, they can't understand economy nor serious politics, everything orbits around a We Vs Woke circus now, there are no longer adults in this country

>>149997177
>Aww, you're sweet. Now, PUT THAT FUCKING FIRE OUT BITCH WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

>>149998665
I agree and honestly as much as i hate all this shit happening and i want to die in this timeline even more i almost feel catharsis in seeing righoids demoralized by trumps antics. These stupid rednecks deserve to drown in floods for voting for that prick

>>149998640
/co/bros.. is this true?!

>>149998844
Yes, now put on this dress and lemme give you back shots

>>149998712
>drops him

Genuinely, who cares? Whenever romance of any kind gets a focus, usually all it does is derail the main plot and more interesting stuff and make characters act like retards.

>>149998844
Somewhat true
>>149998881
>Genuinely, who cares?
The people who keep bitching about shows with girl x girl romances

>>149996886
But... there was. In the very first episode of Vox Machina. (I haven't watched the entire series yet, so I don't know if there's any more after that.)

>>149998361
Kinda, its also the entire culture of "be gay do crimes" and the attached attitude being directed towards men in general.
Again this is all online shit.

>>149997142
Left wing SJWs and Right wing Sjws both want to censor me and take my rights away

>>149996872 (OP)
Isn't it more that when there is a forced lesbian pairing the shows got to the absolute shits?
>rwby
>adventure time
>korra
Being three prime examples and man have they ever become divisive over time.
>inb4 self insert bs

>>149998954
>"be gay do crimes"
come on now man that's just a meme

>>149999026
>Forced
It never is, you just claim it is so you can -- > >>149996888 be the victim of a made up culture war

>>149997756
Ok but Luz was confirmed before even the show aired and Lumity started in season 1. Don't get why people bitched about her.

>>149997806
>>149997865
BASED! FUCK THESE ANTISEMITE LIBTARDS!

>>149998108
I think you responded to the wrong post. How is complaining about wokeness successful?

>>149998627
Don't you guys get upset when stuff isn't made for you too?

>>149997756
Signs of Korrasami were always there and if Korra was a guy or if Asami was a guy they'd be acknowledged on here.

>>149997810
Fair enough

>Rumi and Jinu from Kpop Demon Hunters (though he died, it's confirmed that all three girls are attracted to men)
>Jack and Ashi (they got a happy ending in the video game)
>Spear and Mira. I guess if you're into that.
>Unicorn Warriors Eternal had two straight couples though it was a little complicated
>Fionna and Hunter in F&C (probably)
>Wolf and Diane get together in Bad Guys 2
>probably won't be canon but Disney is definitely going to lean into Nick/Judy in Zootopia 2
Hm

>>149999149
Idk why this Harley gif sent me into orbit. Saved

>>149999065
Oy vey…

>>149999116
You know what's annoying is that they actually cut scenes of Asami trying to bond with Korra in book 1

>>149999149
I'm sorry Ladybug and Cat Noir will get together any day now.

>>149999184
Yeah, censorship is fucking gay and should be taken out back behind the barn and shot.

>>149999226
I'm sure*
goddamn brain

>>149996872 (OP)
Because many people's entire life would lose all meaning if they weren't able to claim to be a victim.

>>149999258
This goes for both 'sides' btw

>>149999108
Shitsney putting all their eggs in povenmire shit is why its gonna die just like CN did

>>149999226
>>149999257
The I'm sorry seemed apt based on what I've heard about them lol but while we're talking about French cartoons, throw Wakfu/Dofus in there where most of their canon relationships are straight and the lesbians were just strong subtext.

Don't forget about The Dragon Prince.

>>149999108
Um.. that's different.

>>149999161
The spilled milk looks like cocaine and she was about to snort it before someone walked in

>>149999289
I can't watch Ladybug because I cannot stand will they won't they passed a certain point and they've long since passed the point lol

>>149996888
Trips confirmed what we already knew
Retards who have an eternal victim complex that they need to project onto everyone else

>>149999322
Its the slow blink with the gremlin look for me

Blue Eye Samurai had two straight couples with on-screen sex, both broke up/ended but Mizu's potential love interest is a guy.

>>149999298
I've never watched it.

>>149996872 (OP)
>15 years?
Kanan and Hera

I know /co/ hates Castlevania, but it has Trevor/Sypha with him getting her pregnant while the show was airing and they had a happy ending. There's Richter and Antoinette in Nocturne and they're probably going to go Alucard/Maria.

>>149999393
Apparently they only got confirmed in a comic.
Sounds like a certain other couple that gets whined about on here. In this very thread even.. they even got to kiss! Wow.. must be nice to not have to worry about being censored as much.

>>149999431
Why does /co/ hate Castlevania? I only know that scene where Alucard is gonna have a threesome but the twins he's about to bone try to kill him

>>149997810
Yeah im sure the anons posting about fucking the gay out them were actually just bi allies.

>>149999485
Anon is probably referring to a ShoeOnHead video.

Why don't cartoons draw nipples anymore?

>>149996872 (OP)
I still wish Spider-Man and White Tiger got together in USM.

>>149999469
>Why does /co/ hate Castlevania?
The first season had a sort edgy atheist slant to it and although that sort of critical attitude towards the church never went away (and is still present in Nocturne), the focus away from it once Dracula and Carmilla became the primary antagonists. They also took some liberties with the lore, like vampires not being afraid of crosses because it's a holy symbol but because it throws off their vision for some reason. This was actually walked back in Nocturne because it was just a dumb idea. They also race-swapped some characters and changed their arcs, though I personally really enjoyed their take on Isaac.

>>149999525
Puritans

>>149999549
>The first season had a sort edgy atheist slant to it and although that sort of critical attitude towards the church never went away
NTA but didn't the Church burn Dracula's wife alive at the stake? Maybe that's why

>>149999440
>Apparently they only got confirmed in a comic
They literally have a kid together in the shows.

>>149998602
>Who attacks men the most online? Other men.
Eh... depends what you mean by "attack." In my experience, guys are likelier to try to resolve conflict (whether through argument or fisticuffs, the mindset is solution-focused, not validation-focused), and likelier to give up and move on if that can't be done. Grudges are less common, minor slights aren't as frequently stewed over and amplified (in general - there are plenty of guys not like that, obviously).

Granted, a lot of these discussions are simply explained without even considering gender by the fact that the loudest people in a given demographic tend to also be the most vitriolic.

>>149999567
Yes.. after being confirmed in the comic.

>>149999565
>NTA but didn't the Church burn Dracula's wife alive at the stake? Maybe that's why
Yeah but
>where do you think we are
but more importantly the issue was that typically in the games the Belmonts are at least allies of the church whereas they were changed to have had a falling out with them by show Trevor's time, so he's pretty disillusioned with them too.

>>149999570
The people who call me gooner on twatter are all dudes who put their pronouns in their bios.
Also when I get shit on here on this very site who is doing? Other men. There are no women here.

>>149999573
So the next show could flashback to an x-rated scene of them going at it raw, and it wouldn't count because they got confirmed in a comic first?

>>149999604
Whichever pisses you off more.

>>149996872 (OP)
What is this?

>>149998844
Yes. Now come here.

>>149998627
I wouldn't say "meltdown" but he's being an obtuse little dick about it

>>149999666
The youngest Gen Z males are 13.
The oldest (me, hello there) we're 28.

When I was 13, I would've definitely watched Amphibia.

>>149999026
Korra was at it's worst long before there was any hint of lesbianism.

>>149999666
The morning shit I took was a meltdown. If this is what we're calling meltdowns nowadays we're fucking cooked. Charcoal.

>>149999056
Nah, those are forced as fuck and railroaded either the series or characters from the result. Go complain on bluesky if it really bothers you that much

>149999706
Nah. You just wanna be a victim. No yous for you, shoo little rage bot. Shoo.

>>149999640
The Legend of Vox Machina is an animated version of a Dungeons and Dragon campaign played by a group of voice actors/actresses called Critical Role.

>>149999666
Hes just admiting that media was previously intentionally spiting the make audience, especially for a gynocentric company like disney that seems like what they were doing but we now have confirmation it was intentional

>>149996888
Facts

>>149999716
Are you autistic generally? Because this ain't about victims. It's about shows going down the gutter and being worse off for it because of a shift. Star vs evil had a straight pairing but that was trash because of the forced romance. Don't go full Tumblr retard, anon.

>>149999056
anon, you can kind of just replace "forced" with "poorly written romance" for all three of these things. AT's is poorly built up, Korra's and RWBY's suffer from lack of focus and the writing quality around them.

people here don't really complain about Lumity. just because politics touches everything doesn't mean everything is politically motivated, and there's a lot of badly written romantic relationships in general in media. straight relationships just have more template examples to follow, so for a lazy or uncreative writer they're easier to not fuck up.

sure as hell doesn't mean it doesn't happen, though.

oh, and for shittily written romance with homosexual men, we have an obvious example in Helluva Boss. plenty of people here complain about that, and it's not a bunch of complaining that the characters are gay.

this is also how you can tell fetishists apart from people who care about the quality of the romance - the fetishist is uncritically lapping up RWBY and Korra and Adventure Time's stuff because the idea of girls fucking is the primary point to them. the fetishist is uncritically lapping up Stolitz because gay man sex is the primary point to them.

>>149997756
If Korra ended on a straight relationship, it would still be shit.
The fact that /co/ obsessed over the lesbian ending shows this place only sees shapes and colors rather anything under it.

>>149999767
>>149999771
oh, fuck, yeah, Star is a perfect example of a "forced" STRAIGHT romance in the sense people are generally using the word "forced"

>>149999184
Asami should've been a villain like they apparently wanted
She's an arms salesman, literal evil

>>149999640
And if you give it a watch and like it, their second campaign Mighty Nein is in development.

>>149999666
That isn't a meltdown
I hate this board, full of fucking drama queens

>>149999771
>AT's is poorly built up, Korra's and RWBY's suffer from lack of focus and the writing quality around them.
Its almost like they were having to dip dive duck and doge around fucking censorship. Steven Universe was put out to fucking pasture because they wanted to have Ruby and Sapphire kiss and get hitched. Its not AT's and LoK's fault that censors are fucking dog shit. As for RWBY, I only watched till S3 and spent more time reading RWBY fics then paying attention to the show.

I don't know how this place has a hate boner for shows aimed at girls while also
1) still watching them
2) obsessed with said cartoon girls and
3) are all weebs who eat up shoujo anime aimed at girls

>>149999837
I will never understand hate watching

>realizing the people who hate Marceline/Bubblegum wanted either of them to get with a 13 year old boy
hm

>>149996886
THERE IS LITERAL TITTIES IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES WHEN IT SHOWS SCANLAN GOING TO TOWN ON THE BARKEEP'S DAUGHTER! YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOWS YOU BITCH ABOUT

>>149998627
>>149999666
>meltdown
Bros.. i think we've become pearl clutching house wives.

>>149996872 (OP)
He-Man and Teela. Despite how /co/ tried to pretend Teela was a lesbian.

>>149999834
>bad writing is from censorship
i think that's possibly the case for Korra (in the specific complaint of it being poorly built up - it still suffers from the quality of what's around it), but not the other two. it's unpleasant, but sometimes your favorite writers produce garbage romance plots all on their own.

the more common good LGBT romances are, the more likely we'll see a higher proportion of good ones, because then they'll have more examples to use. for one thing, coming out stories do not translate to good romance stories like 95+% of the time, and it seemed like that was all a lot of the examples were for quite a while.

>>149998076
No. You wish.

>>150000091
This!

>>150000091
I.. kind of forgot that show happened.

>>149999834
Now they'll pretend there was never any censorship.

>>149997150
Which statistically shouldn't even be a possibility.

>>149999549
>>149999565

They did have a scene where a demon walked up to the priest and told him that he makes God sick. Doing the 'it's not the religion, it's the corrupt clergymen who are evil' thing.

>>150000507
I know. I've been sitting here trying to think up all these mysterious lesbian pairings he must be referring too. There's a lot of straight couples in cartoons after all.

>>150000544
>Doing the 'it's not the religion, it's the corrupt clergymen who are evil' thing.
Organized religion is a cancer, yes.
Key word: organized.

>>150000544
Yeah and then another priest was able to make holy water, but then Nocturne had the whole thing with Maria's father

>>150000573
The abrahamic religions are a cancer the world needs to discard already

>>150000392
I don't actually.

>>149997054
But Morales is a bitch

>>149996872 (OP)
Romance in cartoons is shit. Not the focus. Other than fucking, they are filler.

>>150000544
>>150000573
Also worth pointing out that Sypha in the show did believe in God, she just had beef with him

>>149996900
I forget how many trannies ate on /co/ sometimes

>>150000707
Fun thing, atheists of ancient times actually believed deities were real. They just didn't venerate or follow any of them.

>>150000744
That's pretty cool honestly

>>149996886
That image is literally me.
>Why doesnt the Reddit DnD show have full frontal female nudity despite being TV-MA?
It did in the first season.

Even Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss have straight couples, they just aren't the main couples

>>149996888
SPBP

>>150000817
>Even Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss have straight couples, they just aren't the main couples
This is problematic

>>150000860
Moxxie/Millie are billed as being wholesome and healthy and last I heard Millie was pregnant

>>150000666
Yeah Gwen definitely pegs him with a strap.

>>149997938
I only recently got into Vox Machina (never watched the streams), but it is an absolute miracle that it didn't descend into gay tranny shit. I knew immediately that this would be the only hurrah. And sure enough, the subsequent campaigns are rainbowed out.

>>150000936
Do you often obsess over 'gay tranny shit' to the point that you actively invent scenarios to be mad about it?

>>150000976
Don't feed the trolls

>>149997589
h*ts sounds like hsts
cisoid or cissy are much better

>>150001007
Dude, shut the fuck up. You don't get to call someone a troll when he's right. The other two Critical Role campaigns are LITERALLY filled with virtually nothing but
>homosexual relationships
>trans characters
>men playing women
The first campaign was a once-in-a-lifetime thing we'll never, ever get again. It exists in a fragile era where things were about to go to hell, but just hadn't tipped over yet.

>150001123
Then don't watch it. Simple.

>>149996888
Wasted trips.

>>150001154
He will. So he can further his victim complex.

>>149996888
Based trips. Notice how no one has tried to argue his statement

>>150000091
I remember /co/ saying She-Ra was a boy
This place loves making up shit to complain about

>>150001381
Must've missed that

>thought Shiro and Allura were going to be a thing because they had so much chemistry and a lot of screen time together, including Allura sacrificing herself to save him when they snuck onto the Galra ship
>instead they put Shiro with some literally who

>>150001123
Were the other campaigns really that bad?
All I know about them is Laura Bailey made her quirky cute tiefling chick solely to drag her husband into a romance plot line since he avoided that shit as Grog.

>>150001381
We werent saying she was a boy really, but that the lesbian showrunner of the new reboot made her look like one be defeminizing her
>>150001423
How new are you?

>>150001424
Shiro was supposed to die for real and surprisingly a suit talked the team into not doing it

>>150001439
Everyone who's familiar with them praises them and says they're as good or better than the original. That said, I'll never watch them. I don't want to see gay and trans stuff in fantasy.

>>150001449
>How new are you?
I avoided the board like the plague when that cartoon was on because I was enjoying it and didn't want to see the whining.

>>150001467
Killing the only character people liked would have been shit for marketing, yeah. Then they brought him back, fagged him out, and married him to a background character he'd never even mentioned before.

Allura also kissed Lotor. I guess it counts.

>>150001439
>All I know about them is Laura Bailey made her quirky cute tiefling chick solely to drag her husband into a romance plot line since he avoided that shit as Grog.
Based Laura

>>150001503
Allura and Lance were a thing too for like five minutes, then she died

>>150001472
>I avoided the board like the plague when that cartoon was on because I was enjoying it and didn't want to see the whining
So you were aware of sone backlash to it at least? Also ive warmed up to it alot more then i used to about nu ra, even if noelle is still insane

>>150001550
>So you were aware of sone backlash to it at least?
Only 'backlash' I ever gave it was race bending Bow.

>>150001469
> I don't want to see gay and trans stuff in fantasy.
Triggered snowflake

>>150001587
Why did that upset you but the other changes didnt? Also catra is the sexiest but entrapta is best girl. I wish i had a GF like entrapta

>>150001613
I was and still am a bit fed up of red haired characters getting turned black.
See up above MAWS Jimmy Olsen

>>149996872 (OP)
Can the male be dominant and the female be submissive too instead of a jokey softboy and a girlboss

>>150001633
>I was and still am a bit fed up of red haired characters getting turned black
Same, its really really weird how so many red haired characters get the hammer if blackness upon them in reboots nowadays

Honestly, I have not watched any of the shows /co/ obsesses over, so I just don't talk about them for the most part.
When it comes to sexuality I'm mostly into age gap or forbidden love type shit, both of which are non-existent in /co/ media.

>>150001692
Some say its because you can take ginger and move the words around to spell the sacred and holy no no word.

>>150001643
That wasn't their dynamic, so much as it was the
>guy is hopelessly in love, but the girl is afraid of commitment
dynamic that's cropped up a lot in the last 15 years. But one thing I really appreciate about Vox Machina is that the girls screw up a lot. None of them are girlbosses on any level.

>>150001734
>remembers watching reaction youtubers moral fag over this
heh

>>150001750
Vox Machina's whole schtik is they're all fuck ups

>>150001734
>When it comes to sexuality I'm mostly into age gap or forbidden love type shit, both of which are non-existent in /co/ media.
I was watching the second DCAMU movie, The Throne of Atlantis last night, and noticed that they paired up Cyborg with his dad's underling, a hot female scientist. I thought this was kind of odd, since Cyborg was literally a high school senior in the previous film, and this one seems like it only takes place a year later at the very most. So Cyborg can't be more than 19. Meanwhile, the scientist woman is working directly under the boss and seems like she as a high up position, so it's not even possible for her to be younger than late-20s at the very youngest. Either the writers didn't pick up on that or just didn't care.

>>149996950
Censorship killed Peridot

>>150001734
>>150001836
Enter.

>>150001867
based coomers Bruce Timm and Paul Dini

>>150001867
>mindbreaks /co/
Bruce Timm.. I kneel.

>>149999666
At this point it's kinda too late for Disney to appeal to gen Z males, that group belongs entirely to video games, anime, and older stuff that they discovered via streaming.
And they probably won't be able to appeal to alphie males either.

>>149999679
>When I was 13, I would've definitely watched Amphibia.
You are definitely a fag.

>>150001950
So they should appeal to 28 year old zoomers (me)
Oh wait they can't cause of their own actions.

>>150001970
Me looking at you

>>150001867
>>150001836
It's not a real age gap unless one of the parties is underaged, sorry, not interested.
If I want to see a 19 year old dating a 27 year old I can just go outside.

>>150001988
What about Aang and Katara? They're both kids, but Aang is two years younger and noticeably less developed.

>>150002050
Well AKSTUALLY he's 112 mmmkay so he's

>>150002050
No, that is also not a real age gap.

>>150002050
the predator or some shit.
>remembering watching my nephew and his friends seethe about Immortal and Dupli Kate

>>149996888
So you're the enemy then

>>149999016
Both are the enemy

>>150002083
>my nephew and his friends seethe about Immortal and Dupli Kate
Lol, the absolute state of alphies and zoomers.

>>150001449
>We werent saying she was a boy really, but that the lesbian showrunner of the new reboot made her look like one be defeminizing her
That's still retarded as fuck thoughever

>>149996888
Trips of truth

>>150002141
Boggles my fuckin mind

>>149996886
>"I have gonorrhea!"

>>150001970
Shit, when I was 13 I was watching shit like School Days and Elfen Lied and South Park and Drawn Together, Amphibia probably would have bored me to tears.

>>150002294
>School Days and Elfen Lied
Never heard of em

>>150002311
Elfen Lied inspired Stranger Things, zoomer.

>>149996872 (OP)
So we've proven that they're just liars. Got it.

>>150002311
They were perfect for a mid-late 2000s teen, nice and edgy and lots of titties.
Fun times.
I imagine if a modern 13 year old saw those shows they'd have a panic attack or something.

>>150002352
I was 13 in 2010.

>>150002361
And you are presumably a fag.

>>150002330
The fact that you have to cherry pick examples of well written straight couples shows you how bad things really are.

>>150002294
>School Days and Elfen Lied
>>150002311
You've probably never heard of em because they're not cartoons.

>>150002378
--> >>150001985

>>150002398
Okay, so you are absolutely a fag.

>>150002379
Look, I get it. You just want to be upset.

>>150002415
Okay

>>149996872 (OP)
It only counts if the cartoon is good.

>>149996888
SPBP
Conservatives have a victim complex so they can justify victimizing others. As we're seeing play out IRL.

>>150002422
Mm. Let's take a look at the last few years:
>X-Men 97
cuckshit
>Arcane
gay
>Castlevania
gay
>Velma
gay

>BUT WHAT ABOUT
We're talking about series that people actually know about.

>>149996891
Yes. That is all this site is. It is to bait you into some sort of emotional reaction.

>>150002575
Take a breath, you'll be okay.

>>149996872 (OP)
I want romances that make me feel something. Two characters being horny for each other is fine, but I want to get invested in a couple again.

>>150002997
Dandadan? NTR slop

>>150001734
>When it comes to sexuality I'm mostly into age gap or forbidden love type shit, both of which are non-existent in /co/ media.
I basically make mental lists on /co/ age gap stuff because that's what I'm into. There's not enough, but it still exists and they're very well known

>>150002422
And I'm offended that you don't.

My guilty ship is Ellie x Joel

>>150003044
So what does your list consist of so far?

>>150003044
Post the one where she asks Rose is she's still a virgin

>>149999016
That you actually believe that only goes to show how mentally unbalanced you are.

>>149999065
Your performative antizionism is not impressive new fag.

>>150003747
Explain

>I think you responded to the wrong post. How is complaining about wokeness successful
Cause they're the most popular YouTubers. That's why you constantly try to stirr up shit in the comments sections.

>>150003766
He's technically correct that a sizable portion of the right does want censorship, particularly when you get into the Christian far-right. But he's delusional overall. 99% of what we call conservative in these conversations is chuds. And chuds just want to be left alone with their wish fulfillment fantasy, without anyone infecting it with feminism, social justice, or LGBT slop.

>>150003813
So you're just going to pretend that there is not an ongoing push right now to censor things like porn, lewd drawings, nsfw video games, etc pushed by the people on the right?

>>150003766
There is no mass, organized movement on the right that wants to censor you.

>>150003869
bulls

>>150003824
Yes
All the news you hear about rightoids pushing laws are either performative or not real.
The biggest censorship scandal right now is the MasterCard/Visa trying to strong arm Steam into censoring their platform. This movement was started by leftoid feminists.

>>150003869
bullshit.

>>150003894
>Bulls
Your wife's boyfriend aren't here right now dude, let's get back on topic

>>150003824
Yes, there are people on the right as part of that movement, but even more people on the left doing it. Leftists hate hentai more than any conservative ever could.

>>150003905
>The biggest censorship scandal right now is the MasterCard/Visa trying to strong arm Steam into censoring their platform. This movement was started by leftoid feminists.
Bullshit it was christcuck feminists.

>>149996888
What do you mean made up? Does that mean you gave up?

>>150003766
Its not censorship when righties do it. Its based.

>christcuck feminists
You ain't beating thos allegations buddy

>>149996888
>It's not happening
>okay it's happening but it's a good thin-
>....
>I mean, It's not happening
The walk back has been hilarious.

>>150003945
Nah dude, you just can't point to any examples beyond some meaningless memes or political performance.
>>150003980
It's amazing. These fags came up with Social Justice Warrior and now want to pretend they didn't start the culture war. Now they're losing and I'm enjoying the shit out of driving them before us.

>>150003960
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Shout#Affiliations
Melinda Tankard Reist is the director for Collective Shout.[5] She has written columns for ABC, Australia's public news service. Her ABC biography states her past affiliations with feminist publisher Spinifex Press, conservative think tank Women's Forum Australia, Christian NGO World Vision, and with Tasmanian Senator Brian Harradine.[16]

Collective Shout says that the following are partner organisations: the Australian Childhood Foundation, Adopt Nordic WA, the Australian Summit Against Sexual Exploitation, Be Slavery Free, the Campaign Against Sex Robots, Coalition Against Trafficking in Women Australia (CATWA), City Women Toowoomba, Compassion International, Bodies Endangered, Girls Rising, the International Centre on Sexual Exploitation, Micah, the National Council of Jewish Women of Australia, the National Center on Sexual Exploitation, Not Buying It, the Resilient Kids Conference, Cyber Safety Solutions, The Rite Journey, Women's Voices, Bravehearts, the Raise Foundation, and Read To My Child.[17]

>>150004006
So its 'meaningless political performance' when righties do it? Lol the mental gymnastics is fucking real. Remember that when they start trying to ban shit you like because it offends muh jewsus

>>149996872 (OP)
>>149996888
When was this ever the argument?

>>149996872 (OP)
I'll be over here enjoying straight ships, gay ships, lesbian ships, bi ships, etc. You guys enjoy arguing.

>>150004023
>Wikipedia
Ngmi senpai

>>150004124
based

>when they start trying to ban shit you like because it offends muh jewsus
I'll keep my eyes out for that in two more weeks. I'm the mean time, you can go ahead and just keep coping cum guzzler

>>150004231
They're 'TERFs' anon.

>>150004253
Texas tried to ban anime earlier this year, retard

>Tried to ban anime
I'm fully aware of the nuance that you'd rather not bring up and that every attempt do do so has failed spectacularly. Please don't assume I'll fall for the political grandstanding like you do.

>>150004256
So what?

>>150004330
>It's OK to ban fiction if it offends me.
Kill yourself.

>>149997577
>Good for him.
DESU, I wouldn't wish anyone a dirty dick.

>>150004350
>>150004330
Kill yourself faggot. Unironically. Your right wing sjw shit is old as dirt, we grew up laughing at christcucks who cried about black sabbath and doom. Now we will laugh at you again alongside the left wing sjws who cry about big titties because OBJECTIFICATION where as you fags cry about them because BUT MUH GODDDD.

>>149999320
Why should Disney pander to you and not the gays? Is it because you have a monthly tugboat?

>>150004364
Seconding this because there is way too much of this faggotry going around with the screen act, kosa, and whatever the faggots in the Uk are doing. eat shit and die, censorfags.
>>150004397
this. a gentleman mocks both sides because both sides are pathetic delusional sobbing morons. current politics is the gayest shitshow i've ever seen. i miss both bush and obama because at least they weren't hysterical faggots. trump is a disgrace and the people who are assblasted about him are living jokes. you all deserve each other.

>>150004506
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>150004364
Okay, but like, nothing's actually been banned? I mean, anyone can point to a bunch of politicians doing some moral grandstanding that has no chance of succeeding (by design) and start screaming about how the sky is falling. Fact is, until you can point to something more substantial, you're literally just mountains out of molehills and demanding I take it seriously.

>>150004536
Oooooh. Its okay that they say they want to ban things because it doesn't happen (yet)

>>150004397
>>150004506
Stay mad forever groyper troons. You're relevance is done and dusted

>>150004552
People can say whatever they want. The crazy guy in the corner can say the world will end tomorrow. You can say that gender is just a construct. We have freedom of expression, so if someone wants to talk crazy, they have a right to. It's just talk

>>150004563
>Groyper
>meanwhile that one dude is shitting all over christians
Are you retarded? Do you even know what you're saying?

>>150004580
Kill yourself censorship faggot

>>150004583
Yeah, I thought it was weird to how you guys tried to larp as Christians for like a year before swinging into LARPaganism. The again, no one ever accused you guys of being consistent.
>>150004596
See, I don't think you should be censored from expressing that idea. Just like I should be able to tell you that the wound between your legs will never be a real vagina.

>>150004652
You will lose.

>>150004686
Ok buddy

>>150004705
Your censorship will never take place.

>>150004746
It's a good thing I don't want anything. Looks like I win no matter what

>>150003894
>bulls

But enough about your wife's boyfriend.

>>150004753
>I don't want censorship
>Cries when people call out right wing censorship
>hahaha
retard

>>150004918
>Censorship where nobody is actually censored.
So this is the power leftoid denial? Not bad, not bad at all...

>>150004965
You keep asserting that I am ignoring the lefties who also want to censor shit I like. Both want to censor things I like, both can suck my cock.
>B-but the right isn't doing that!
But golly jee do they want too. Oh how badly they want to deprive me of things I enjoy. Just like their left wing counter parts. You can all get fucked.

>>150004986
NTA, i cant tell if hes stupid or if youre samefagging

>>150004986
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON REALITY, YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT THE DANGERS HASAN AND CNN ASSURED ME SRE JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!
Nah senpai, I'm good

>>150004986
>Oh how badly they want to deprive me of things I enjoy.

Rightwing censorship is RIGHTEOUS AND MORAL. That is the difference!
>The left want ot censor your right to free speech the right wants to censor you from having access to real child pornography.
>The left wants to censor what words to use. The right wants to censor you from bestiality.
but of course a fence sitting basedboy cuck centrist piece of shit like you would only parrort back what his wife's boyfriend tells him. the left does controlled thinking the right does FREE thinking, you blacked cucks do NO thinking.

>>150005075
>>150005117
>>150005335
Quit samefagging and kys

>>150004986
The right has never EVER censored anything, what your leftiod brain precieves as censorship, it is the vioce of the PEOPLE using their free speech to push back against your gromer cult.

>>150005357
You just can't even coomprehend the IDEA of more than one person disagreeing eith you, can you, leftie cuck.

Well, bad news WHITE people will take this country back from the blacks and yellows, no amount of crying will change that.

we can all agree the two people bitching at each other are teh same person right?

>>150003422
Not a lot, but on the top of my head
Dr Rockso and Dory McClean in Metalocalypse, my favorite
Hal Jordan and Arisia, Green Lantern
Deathstroke and Terra
I know Bojack Horseman fucked an underage girl at least once, didn't learn his lesson either

Not a great list, but those are ones I think about a lot and I said it's mental.

>>150005531
no, it's two retards fighting.

>>150005703
>I know Bojack Horseman fucked an underage girl at least once
Amerifats..

>>150005710
He then tried to fuck her daughter 20 years later

>>150005744
>He then tried to fuck her daughter 20 years later
incest chad

>>149996888
Put me in the screen cap

>>149996886
>>149996872 (OP)
Cartoon subversions are a lot like feminism
>Lauren Faust: Why aren't there any female-lead cartoon shows not for little children like my little pony? before the 2010s?
My Life As A Teenage Robot
Juniper Lee
Kim Possible
PPG
Carmen Sandiego
Cleopatra In Space
Calamity Jane
Brandy & Mr Whiskers
WITCH
Lauren Faust: >:(


/co/: why are all these cartoons always so cliche? why can't the Ed Edd Eddy tier villain ever win?
Dan Vs' your way
/co/: >:(

>>149997589
This is so fucking funny if you genuinely think one would be offended by it

>>150005364
It absolutely is censorship and anyone who votes for censorship should have their brains shot out. As well as any moral panic faggot that uses the word "groomer" unironically should be dead in a ditch too

>>150005335
>Rightwing censorship is RIGHTEOUS AND MORAL. That is the difference!
You moralfaggot right wing SJWs are no better then the feminist you used to fight against. Traitors like you deserve to have their heads blown off like all puritan mongrels do. Fuck your god and fuck you

>>149996888
rightoids did NOT like this trvth nvke

>>149996872 (OP)
>be Dana Turdrace
>create the Owl House and filled it with nothing but dogshit writing and tranny agenda
>it flopped and got canceled
Oh gee I wonder why

>>150000723
Found the /v/fag

>>149999026
I gave up on Adventure Time before it reached the lesbian stuff, but RWBY's forced lesbian pairing is more egregious when you realize that Yang and Weiss have better chemistry than Yang and Blake, and it's only in the later seasons they tried to force the bees together to pander to some idea that they're supposed to be the couple rather than just following the flow of their own writing.

Korra stopped having meaningful character moments after like season 1 so her getting together with Asami makes about as much sense as anyone else, it's all stupid.

>>150008220
We call them /v/irgins, actually.

>>150008456
I used the term /v/ermin alot but /v/irgins is good too

>>149996872 (OP)
Why would I watch gay shows for the 0.5% straight couples in them? Why are women completely socially retarded?

>>149997136
...yet.

>>149997577
>sissy fag, gets pounded in the butt.

"got some ass" LOL

>>149997136
>>150008547
He hooks up with a college girl the first episode and starts dating an art hoe as well. Still holding a candle for Connie.

>>150008082
Hunter/Amity is the better ship.

>>149997845
>Its almost like straight couples are in everything.
Almost like that's the default for 99% of people.

>>149997022
We like MAWS. The people who don't do not represent /co/.

bot thread
troons lost

>>149996891
aye

>>150008082
Yeah hahaha it flopped! It wasn't cancelled by Disney for showing the love of two girls Hahahahaha! it was because its bad! heheheheh :)

>>149996888
Bros.. are we only victims in our head?

>>150001734
>Drop-dead gorgeous character
>But she has a stupid haircut
>And is a greedy moneygrubber
>And a pedophile
Honestly, I still would.

>>150011182
Proud Family showed two gay men as part of the cast. And Disney has extended The Proud Family for season 4. Keep coping owl house tranny. Im sure your inbred faggot Dana Turdrace is a trustworthy person.

>>150012081
>figure out the slaves aren't reproducing enough
>quick, ban the gay shit! stop encouraging everyone to become troons and faggots! cancel cancel cancel!
this planet is gay and retarded

>>149996872 (OP)
On-screen blowjobs don't count, c'mon man, don't you know anything?

>>149996888
HOW DARE YOU? SHOWS SHOULD ONLY CATER TO ME!

>>150012081
>LOOK AT MY BLACK SLOPPA
Oh so you're a nigger lover too. Figures!

>>150012081
Literally had two full seasons and then Disney decided to freak out and make em cram S3 into 3 eps. Yeah its because the show is failing uh huh. Nobody believes you nigger.

>>150012081
Proud family was always shit, TOH mogs it in quality. Of course the retards at disney would favor shit like proud family instead of gold like TOH

>>150012081
>Shows two gay guys in passing
vs
>Main couple is two girls
Yeah bro really comparable.

>>149996872 (OP)
They're bisexual so not straight.

>>150013550
>They're bisexual so not straight.
Oh? Vex and Percy are bisexual? Post proof. I am curious.

>>149996872 (OP)
Ive never seen this show but this still looks pretty gay. That man looks very effeminate and likely is bisexual just from the vibe im getting from him. So this just screams safe. Safe enough to be a straight couple.

>>150013550
Damn so i was right lol

>>150013565
Vex has shown an interest in both men and women. Percy never has. So its kind of funny that they're now pretending to ignore their previous standards. If a bisexual girl is with a girl she's a full on dyke. If a bisexual girl is with a guy she's uhhhh.. still.. a.. dyke? I guess. They just wanna reee, that's it.

>>150001734
That bitches tiddies big af. What show?

>>150013787
Jujutsu Kaisen

>>150013750
Tell me how that looks like a straight man?

>>150013793
Ah i already dropped that...

>>150013550
>>150013714
>>150013741
>>150013800

>>150013830
>>150013877
>Someones mad that the art in this show looks really gay. And likely has a ton of gay characters.

>give me yous
Vex/Percy? straight couple
Scanlan/Pike? straight couple
Vax/Keyleth? Straight couple

So the main group basically all pairs off into heterosexual relationships.

Grog doesn't get with anyone cause Travis didn't want to be in a relationship in game.

>>150013945
Uh huh. So how many gay niggas in the show again? Ill guess six to balance out the straights.

>>150013968
I think it's just the one. He gets to be alone too.

>>150013945
UMMMM WELL ASKTUALLY THEY'RE NOT STRAIGHT BECAUSE THE ART STYLE IS GAY AND UMMM WELL SCANLAN AND VEX HAVE SHOWN INTEREST IN THE SAME GENDER SO OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE UMMM GIGA FAGS OR SOMETHING.
Some people just want to be mad.

>>150013968
The fruity salesmen, and two of King Uriel's advisors are together iirc. The main characters though all end up in heterosexual relationships. Isn't that what /co/ wants? Or will you just make new reasons to be mad?

I was off by 1

>>150014062
>>150014089
I dont want to be mad. I want something epic and cool. And a bit edgy...
Lemme just say that people aren't seemingly bringing up any action vox machina has. They are just talking about relationship shit. Thats kinda a red flag that the show is mostly about gay shit ngl. I just wanna see high test fight faggotry where men and women get into fucking wars.

>>150014094
Do you deny that they are all in heterosexual relationships? Percy/Vex and Scanlan/Pike even have kids.

>>150014176
Maybe because the fucking thread is about how there's no muh straight couples in cartoons? The thread wasn't about action in shows. It was about relationships.

>>150014181
I don't deny it. I haven't seen it. And i don't think i will if there's gays or terrible humor. I'm a straight 6'2 man what is this show offering me?

>>150014197
Sorry then.. i just really really like action cartoons.

>>150014232
>I don't deny it
I accept the concession. Thanks.

>>150014254
There IS fighting in the show. Here's the first big fight. Watch it or don't. I don't care either way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa4FbDg_qnA

>>150014292
I skimmed over the comments of the video and most said it was good so ill trust ya

>>150014422
Rule of thumb in my opinion is give a show three episodes at least.

>>150014603
I dont give anything a chance at all in the first place unless i know ill already like it.
As i tend to get very hateful and overly aggressive if something happens in the show later that pisses me off and makes me feel like i wasted my time.

>>150014648
Ah so you're a sperg. I see.

>>150014743
I dropped fucking jjk cause of it being retarded. Idgf if somethings popular lol

>>149996888
Is /co/ where the libtards hang out?

>>150014817
Ironic as vox machina sounds like libshit

>>149996891
>>149997022
>>149997158

Any non-mixed couples?

>>150014846
Scanlan and Pike are both gnomes

>>149997791
>we can't actually name any advantages we had over yours so we just have to say you're worse now in hopes of muddying the water.

>>150005364
>I was born in 2007 and have never heard of the Christian moral panic of the 80's.
The guy trying to cram censorship bills through Congress right now is a Republican, btw.

>>150014928
You shitbags literally act just like feminists did back then. Dont try and claim otherwise because you just morphed into being the enemy

>>149996872 (OP)
Comics are full of them, despite what /co/ wants to believe

>>150015002
Why cant these moralpanic puritans drop dead already? On both sides

>>150015255
Because they spread their values to the next generation of nepobabies that take power in these influential groups/positions.

>>150015324
Theyre all fucking scum and i hope they rot. christianity is a disease that needs to be purged from this earth at ANY cost

>>150015255
Ima puritan because I don't like uncomfortable things like gays. Also harem shit is fucking disgusting. We need to go back to how things were in the 2000s so badly. Everything was much cooler back then. Back when things were normal.

>>150015389
The puritans of the 2000s still thought things were taken too far. There's simply no winning with you lot.

>>150015422
I only became a puritan very recently. idk if i would've been back then as things were back then as everything was just normal.

>>150015507
>idk if i would've been back then as things were back then as everything was just normal.
Not to the puritans of yesteryear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJVnL484jbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XtWV-tIeVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0kdm7fg804

>>150015422
The point is that the 2000s were a relatively based decade where media had
>heterosexual romance
>beautiful, sexualized female characters
>male power fantasies
>very little political messaging
>very little feminism
To put things in perspective, the 2000s were the last time a AAA video game release had a virgin female love interest in it (Mass Effect). Do you think there's even a one in a million chance we'd get anything like that now? And the reason things were so much better back then is that progressives had no social or political power. Sure, there were far-right crazies who wanted to censor things back then, but they didn't have any power back then either. In fact, the only reason they appear to have any power now is that their goals just happen to align with the far left. It's horseshoe theory manifest.

>>150015507
You are my enemy.

NOOOOO ITS BASED WHEN WE CENSOR THINGS! HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE YOU GROOMER PEDO TRANNY

>>150015595
If vox machina didnt have anything gay or progressive about it. I honestly think it would improve the show. At least in terms of what online discourse its getting.

The right is going to bring forth censorship like never before all to own the libs

>>149996872 (OP)
No one watched that reddit safe edgy crap. A show that mind you is still full of gay shit.

>nobody watched it
>that's why their second campaign is getting animated
>because nobody watched the first one
>REEEEE OKAY I DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT MEANS EVERYONE ELSE HATED IT TOO
every time

>>150015507
If you're a puritan then why the fuck are you on 4chan?

>>150016096
many such cases

>>150016096
Honestly if i hate something does it even matter if others dont?
>>150016147
Because this is the only place that doesnt ban you for having unpopular opinions

>>150015635
Yeah.

>>150016732
You are not the center of the universe, anon
>Because this is the only place that doesnt ban you for having unpopular opinions
hahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149999116
>Signs of Korrasami were always there
>the signs in question: Them lusting over mako for two seasons
see >>149999785
thinking anything those two jews Bryan and Mike hacked up in korra had 'signs' is a quick way to out yourself as a shiteater. they were throwing shit at the wall by the time s2 bombed, and once nick took them off the network they had carte blanche to jump the shark. Those two destroyed Avatar as an IP, and to call them creators is a vast over estimation of how much good ideas in Avatar they were actually responsible for. George Lucas syndrome on crack

>>150016831
>Censorship hinders yet another wholesome girl x girl relationship
Yeah I know anon. Sorry that you fags have to keep coping and seething. Mako got dropped like a hot rock by both Asami and Korra when they realized that boy was all looks and had the personality of a boulder.

Korrasami? Canon.
Your ass? Gaped.
Your seethe? Eternal.

>>150016888
>888
IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Holy fuck. >>150016831
btfo'd. Don't even bother replying back bud. Its over for you. Leave the thread, leave the board, and hell consider leaving the site.

>>150016888
>>150016965
>no you're the fag
>says the literal schizo yuri shiteater that believes Bryke, the habitual liars, totally planned korrasami from the beginning
Enjoy this last you while you can, this thread will die soon, but not as quick as korra's numbers when it dropped on netflix KEK

>>150016965
>>150016888
Korra is one of the least watched and most hated cartoons in the history of Nickelodeon, and your blustering cope will only ever be a serenade for you when you eventually end your life, tranny.

>>150004652
Based.

>>150012550
>Oh so you're a nigger lover
The irony coming from an Owl House tranny screeching about black people meanwhile Luzer Transeda xirself is a black man that speaks in mexican

>>149996872 (OP)
They don't want to endure a trite D&D parody to get there.

>>150012616
>-ACK
Whatever helps you sleep tonight, you inbred brown owltroon

>>150016888
I kneel Korrasamitards..

>>150012676
>TOH mogs in quality
>the said "quality" in question
Only if the implied "quality" runs on an expired condom, Dana Xirrace's rotting dilating instrument, and Owl House trannies' salty tears.

Penny is drawn and depicted with boobs and a fat ass; this alone already showcases more quality than anything in The Owl House.

>>150014817
Its where christfags who cry over everything hang out

>>150003869
Golly gee willickers, anon, sure seems like it's hard to make that argument with a straight face.

>>150016888
/thread

>>150017450
>>150017667
You will never be a woman.

"Straight" couples? You're kidding, right?

>>149996872 (OP)
>human male × non-human "female"

>>149996891
>human female × half-alien "male"

>>149997022
>human female × alien "male"

>>150016888
Hello 911. Yes I just witnessed a murder.

>>150018329
>samefagging over and over because you legitimately think anyone is mad

>>150018304
bruh

>>150019534
Got a better reply, shitstain? People complain too much about queers and trannies, when the first and foremost danger is MISCEGENATION.

>>150016888
Kek has blessed you

>>149996872 (OP)
I doubt /a/bros seethe about the odd yuri like /co/ bros do.

>>150019680
Always with the goalpost moving.

>>149996872 (OP)
>>149996891
I honestly think most cartoon romances are dogshit, straight or gay.

>>150019898
They're pretty against it still, but for different reasons I think. With /co/ though it's just the same old brown hyperdominant masculine butch with same old useless submissive femme

>>150016831
>>150016888
Charcoaled. Amazing.

>>150001988
>It's not a real age gap unless one of the parties is underaged
It always goes back to underaged shit for /co/ posters.

>>150007362
I give you one year before PRESIDENT Trump solidifies power, and drains the swamp. Not just the libtards but your satanic cabal too. We are coming for you. Christ is king.

>>150015635
>"how dare you not like when we rape and mutilate children, it's my right as a trans person!"

One day, all of you will be gone. And history will remember it as the very first righteous genocide in history.

>>149996872 (OP)
First of all, Critical Role is shit, and the concept of watching this diarrhea actively disgusts me.
Second, life isn't binary. If someone says "I hate pancakes!" it doesn't mean they love waffles, or vice versa. That's the stupid, aspie way of looking at the world that twitter pundits fall into.
The problem is the ration. Gays make up like 2% of the total human population, up to like 7% if you start getting permissive about all different categories of queer that exists. Do you really think our culture only gives them 2-7% of the focus, nowadays?
There's clearly a concerted effort to keep things at a comical 50-50 parity, as if being gay is just as normal and common as being straight. That's the issue. This 50-50 bullshit seems fair to queers like you, but compared to reality it's laughably lopsided and obvious. It's propaganda, plain and simple. That's why people don't like it; there's too much of it, and I mean that in the literal, mathematical sense. It does not have reciprocal parity with the real world.

>>150022993
Here's your gold metal for that mental gymnastics routine anon

>>150023014
You're so lost in the sauce of your political fanfiction universe that people who speak in terms of logic frighten and confuse you.

INTERRACIAL straight couples.

>>150022993
>Critical Role is shit

You are a subhuman and your opinion is disregarded, not even gonna read the rest.

>>150023174
Yes, a white dude is currently dicking down your sister, Pedro. Cope.

>>149997142
The funniest thing about that picture is that it's actually mocking normal people who want nothing to do with the insanity on either side.

>>150023331
I honestly don't understand what you people like about Critical Role. Normally I can at least vaguely empathize, but I honestly don't understand this.
Hell, I hate, say, Asmongold, but I can understand why people watch it. People watch Asmongold because it's friend-simulator white noise for lonely incels can listen to at 2am. Got it.
Critical Role?
What the FUCK could you possibly be getting out of that garbage?
Ever Critical Role fan I've met has been a chortling, marvel watching, reddit browsing, complete aspie wreck. Sometimes all of those things + being an ugly fat bitch who peaked during high school band practice.
Don't get it.

>>150023531
NTA but I like the immervise voice acting Matt Mercer does.

>>150016831
I'm second guy you replied to. Konietzko is right also white genocide communism death to america etc.
Korra still sucks. I don't care about shipping at all, the other guy who replied is cringe too.,

>>150023531
Nobody has to justify why they like a web series to some asshole on the Internet.

>>150016888
Cooked his ass.

>>150023824
That's true to a degree, but not being able to articulate your thoughts on it does kind of imply that, whatever your reasons, they have to be pretty base and childish if you can't even put it in words.

>>149996891
That stupid bitch is going to cheat on him with a bunch of aliens.

>>149996891
Yes

>>150015507
>only became a puritan very recently
Congrats on becoming a SJW then you prudefaggot cuck. Do society a favor and Kill yourself

"Right wing censorship" is just "the society 20 years ago."

You just think it's censorship because you weren't born. Same with "woke right" people talking about demographics, wanting to change a country so the percentage of white people is what it was 20 years ago.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy was already out of cinemas and basically forgotten by the time they want to "retvrn" to.

>>150024577
REEEE BLACK SABBATH IS DEVIL MUSIC! DOOM CAUSES SCHOOL SHOOTINGS! REEEEEEEE

Right wing christfags can get fucked along with the lefties

>>150024605
So you think that 20 years ago we were living in a censorious and dystopian hell hole? Amazing that everything became "normal" and "equal" just in time for you to be born and become aware.

What a shocking coincidence!

(and before you shit your pants again, there's nothing reasonable about a people wanting to stop themselves becoming an ethnic minority in the territory in which they are settled.)

>>149998715
How do you know who they voted for? I think you just like seeing white people die.

>>149996888
>it's le made up
why do leftoids just deny everything

>>149996872 (OP)
Owl house flopped

>>149996872 (OP)
>Why does /co/ pretend there have been a grand total of zero straight couples in cartoons the last 15 years?
https://youtu.be/2toRG6kl6NU?feature=shared&t=6