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Anonymous No.150047207 >>150047283 >>150047502 >>150048041 >>150049117 >>150050766 >>150050800 >>150050863 >>150052304 >>150052560 >>150052727 >>150052928 >>150053379 >>150054538 >>150057460 >>150057468 >>150057639 >>150058375 >>150058532 >>150059829 >>150059933 >>150060812 >>150062655 >>150064591 >>150071418
This has to be the worst comic dialogue ever made, you just can't beat this
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150047283
>>150047207 (OP)
We lost snappy one-liners because of woke
Anonymous No.150047305 >>150047378 >>150047579 >>150049696 >>150053025 >>150057233 >>150058439 >>150067848
WOW THESE TWO GIRLS ARE LIKE.....HUGGING IN PUBLIC
SO BRAVE
SO STRONG
You ever notice how lesbians in real life stop having sex with each other as soon as they move in? Or how aggressive and tactless lesbians are when picking up other women? Or how they're always besting the shit out of each other?
Anonymous No.150047378
>>150047305
>Or how they're always besting the shit out of each other?
Holy FUARK I love competitive women
Anonymous No.150047502 >>150052560 >>150059399
>>150047207 (OP)
You're wrong because that's a monologue
Anonymous No.150047579
>>150047305
>You ever notice how lesbians in real life stop having sex with each other as soon as they move in?
No. What life do you think I have to notice something like that.
Anonymous No.150048041 >>150049904
>>150047207 (OP)
And remember that comic book journalists touted this series like it was Watchmen for the 21st century.
Anonymous No.150049117
>>150047207 (OP)
Probably.
Anonymous No.150049696
>>150047305
>You ever notice how lesbians in real life stop having sex with each other as soon as they move in?
Because they can see you in the window, Carl.
Anonymous No.150049904
>>150048041
They've said that about a lot of 21st-century comics and it's never been true.
Anonymous No.150050766 >>150052151 >>150064672
>>150047207 (OP)
Do you think the author or Marvel regrets this, deep down?
Anonymous No.150050800 >>150055924
>>150047207 (OP)
Anonymous No.150050863 >>150052657 >>150052694 >>150059210 >>150060050 >>150062608 >>150062729
>>150047207 (OP)
What happened in 2014 to give birth to ANAD diversity schizophrenia like this? Other comics were affected too, like trying to retcon Batgirl ever getting crippled or the Walking Dead introducing more minority characters. Why did all of that begin in 2014 specifically?
Anonymous No.150052151
>>150050766
Not likely
Anonymous No.150052304 >>150052560 >>150052727 >>150059174 >>150067595
>>150047207 (OP)
>This has to be the worst comic dialogue ever made, you just can't beat this

Oh really?
Anonymous No.150052560 >>150059399 >>150059776
>>150052304
>>150047502
>>150047207 (OP)


All of this in the same fuckijg comic? No way.
Anonymous No.150052588 >>150054551 >>150058372
/co/ got a letter published in the letter pages.
Anonymous No.150052657 >>150052671 >>150052683 >>150052893 >>150058372
>>150050863
>What happened in 2014 to give birth to ANAD diversity schizophrenia like this?
The 2010s had a lot of this at Marvel. A lot of creators saw which way the wind was blowing in terms of adaptations and decided to make diverse characters, Miles in 2011 was the forerunner to this. Pic related is what a Marvel editor said about the 00s into the 10s period of comics: anger sells. In the 2010s period it was: anger sells + politics. If they were pissing people off, they considered it a GOOD thing.These people were stuck in an online buble.

To make matters worse, several creators have talked about the book market conspiracy. That is to say: a lot of creators wanted to TANK comics on purpose to destroy comic shops and make comics fall back into the book market. A lot of these creators are convinced the book market would be better for them because the market is slower meaning their small sales would be looked more favourably and the market would better fit their politics and ideas.

It got so bad with main characters being replaced by diverse replacements that in 2017 comic book shop owners at an event let the Marvel representatives know their frustration. David Gabriel who was VP of publishing at the time said diversity had harmed sales but he later backtracked and "clarified" his comments.
Anonymous No.150052671 >>150058372 >>150060193
>>150052657
>It got so bad with main characters being replaced by diverse replacements that in 2017 comic book shop owners at an event let the Marvel representatives know their frustration.
Anonymous No.150052683 >>150053161 >>150058372 >>150065545
>>150052657
>To make matters worse, several creators have talked about the book market conspiracy.
Anonymous No.150052694 >>150052980
>>150050863
My theory is it has something to do with Trayvon Martin getting shot and companies concluding win the 2 years afterwards you could just ragebait the populous with the biggest most retarded lies and progressives would follow lock-and-step as long as you framed it as being the moral high ground.
Anonymous No.150052727 >>150052752 >>150057366 >>150057402 >>150059300 >>150076146
>>150047207 (OP)
>>150052304
I would rather read 100 comics with Gen Z lingo than 1 comic with thee's, thou's, and verily. No disrespect. Just not a fan

That being said, I really wish the writers could write their characters a bit more distinct. Like if you're going to have a character insist on pronouns, at least have another character make fun of it or not care or something.
Anonymous No.150052752 >>150057366 >>150057402 >>150059785
>>150052727
>That being said, I really wish the writers could write their characters a bit more distinct. Like if you're going to have a character insist on pronouns, at least have another character make fun of it or not care or something.
Characters talk with a mixture of sort of Whedonism/sarcasm combined with online-isms people have picked up on various social media platforms. They have little to no personality.
Anonymous No.150052803
"Gwen......." *gurgle*

*KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anonymous No.150052893 >>150053161
>>150052657
>To make matters worse, several creators have talked about the book market conspiracy. That is to say: a lot of creators wanted to TANK comics on purpose to destroy comic shops and make comics fall back into the book market. A lot of these creators are convinced the book market would be better for them because the market is slower meaning their small sales would be looked more favourably and the market would better fit their politics and ideas.
Any actual sources on this? Which is it: were they making outrage bait to increase sells or to dicrease them? You posted two contradictory assertions.
Anonymous No.150052928
>>150047207 (OP)
Also the worst drawn first gen Firebird ever. I like how the wheels aren't attached to anything.
Anonymous No.150052980
>>150052694
>My theory is it has something to do with Trayvon Martin getting shot
Honestly, this.
Internet activism demonstrated how quickly you could whip people into a fervor and companies were trying to capitalize on that. But you needed people to be passionate enough to die for whatever it is that you're selling.
Anonymous No.150053025
>>150047305
>how aggressive and tactless lesbians are when picking up other women?
That's kinds of a requirement most of the time. Straight girls "flirt" with each other all the time so if lesbians aren't super direct girls think they're just being friendly.
Anonymous No.150053161 >>150053243 >>150054527
>>150052893
>>Any actual sources on this?
I already posted some, see: >>150052683
Valerie D'Orazio is an American comic book writer and editor. She's worked for Marvel and DC. Valerie has a lot of interesting things to say. She feels she was abused whilst working in the industry and a lot of the time she was used as a token female rather than actually listened to.
>Which is it: were they making outrage bait to increase sells or to dicrease them? You posted two contradictory assertions.
The assertions are not contradictory! Tom Brevoort's idea was that anger sells. This worked a lot in the 00s, look at the work of Bendis, particularly his Marvel event work, which did sell! The problem is that eventually the constant anger cycles lead to burnt out and apathy, especially in the 2010s when the sales slump happened.

The Secret Empire event and the "Hail Hydra" meme hit in 2017; 2017 is when that meeting happened where the shop owners shouted at Marvel. This came after a lot of main Marvel heroes had been replaced, FemThor, I think Amadeus Cho Hulk etc, as well as diverse hero introductions of Young Avengers etc. This is the sticking point where anger really had stopped selling (1/2)
Anonymous No.150053243 >>150053352 >>150054527 >>150055721
>>150053161
This is what David Gabriel said about the meeting:
>I don't know if that's a question for me. I think that's a better question for retailers who are seeing all publishers. What we heard was that people didn't want any more diversity. They didn't want female characters out there. That's what we heard, whether we believe that or not. I don't know that that's really true, but that's what we saw in sales.
On the same day Alonso was saying something radically different:
>Fortune released a piece on Marvelโ€™s editor-in-chief Axel Alonso, which stressed and lauded the success the company had found by promoting a diverse line of characters. Specifically, Fortune said that โ€œthe rush to diversify characters has more to do with business than politics, in Alonsoโ€™s telling.โ€
David backtracked:
>A day later, Gabriel gave ICv2 a considerably different statement, which appears to further complicate his argument. In it, he says that the โ€œsticking factorโ€ of titles like Squirrel Girl, Ms. Marvel and The Mighty Thor were continuing to prove that Marvelโ€™s audience is โ€œexcited about these new heroes.โ€
So there you have Gabriel admitting diversity hurt sales, whilst the Editor said something different and then David backtracking.

I think it is also HEAVILY worth nothing how Ms Marvel plays into this. Ms Marvel was HEAVILY pushed in the YA book market. Her trade sales of the first two series making up 10 trade paper backs sold A LOT but actually the only thing selling was volume 1, making up about 50--60% of total sales. And some publishers reported being given too many copies. This is what the creator of Ms Marvel said:
>โ€œOn a practical level, this is not really a story about โ€˜diversityโ€™ at all,โ€ Wilson said. โ€œItโ€™s a story about the rise of YA comics. If you look at it that way, the things that sell and donโ€™t sell (AND THE MARKETS THEY SELL IN VS THE MARKETS THEY DONโ€™T SELL IN) start to make a different kind of sense.โ€
Anonymous No.150053352 >>150054527 >>150055721 >>150065566 >>150066329
>>150053243
>>โ€œOn a practical level, this is not really a story about โ€˜diversityโ€™ at all,โ€ Wilson said. โ€œItโ€™s a story about the rise of YA comics. If you look at it that way, the things that sell and donโ€™t sell (AND THE MARKETS THEY SELL IN VS THE MARKETS THEY DONโ€™T SELL IN) start to make a different kind of sense.โ€
And if you need it spelled out for you, this is basically saying: we want out characters in the YA book market and not comic shop. The reality is, the average Ms Marvel reader only read the first five issues in that first trade and nothing more.
Anonymous No.150053379 >>150053534
>>150047207 (OP)
Gabby Rivera America chavez run exist, so no. Still, is a pretty stupid panel.
Anonymous No.150053534
>>150053379
But OP pic is from her run
Anonymous No.150054527
>>150053352
>>150053243
>>150053161
Interesting
Anonymous No.150054538 >>150054600 >>150060900
>>150047207 (OP)
I raise you:
Anonymous No.150054551 >>150054570
>>150052588
Honestly, I hate it. This may be a big joke, and while funny at first, it's also motherfucking encouraging. You are giving this bad shit attention, while all the better shit goes unnoticed and dies out. So now, we're just left with bad shit.
Anonymous No.150054570
>>150054551
The comic was massively panned and cancelled for poor sales. One letter in a letter page did nothing. Quit being retarded.
Anonymous No.150054600 >>150054647 >>150063540
>>150054538
he's not wrong tho. Comics aren't allowed to even mention real shit now?
Anonymous No.150054647 >>150056271
>>150054600
Come on anon, step up your bait. Comics can mention real stuff but stuff like that is kind of cringe and pointless.
Anonymous No.150055721
>>150053352
>>150053243
You're talking bullshit about Ms Marvel
Anonymous No.150055924
>>150050800
EVERYONE IS GAY
Anonymous No.150056091 >>150056612 >>150058225 >>150058805 >>150059491
This was like 8 years ago, let it go
Anonymous No.150056271 >>150056365
>>150054647
how? Did you actually read the comic? you just posted a panel from a comic you didnt read and with no context for whether it makes sense
Anonymous No.150056365
>>150056271
Firstly newfag, we aren't all the same person, I didn't post that panel, secondly no, the comic didn't really have it as a proper theme or exploration. Go and read it and see I am right.
Anonymous No.150056612 >>150056724
>>150056091
No. If we forget they're just going to do it again.
Anonymous No.150056724 >>150057473
>>150056612
I never said "forget it," I said "let it go". It just feels like outrage tourism at this point rather than saying anything about comics these days. Find something more recent to complain about.
Anonymous No.150057177 >>150057829 >>150061097 >>150063246 >>150065619 >>150067401 >>150070959 >>150074001
Anonymous No.150057222 >>150057514 >>150057851 >>150065582
WHAT AM I?
Anonymous No.150057233
>>150047305
>always beating the shit out of each other
The study that said lesbians have the highest domestic abuse rates just took the domestic abuse rate experienced by women overall and doubled it, it's hilariously bad data analysis.
Anonymous No.150057366
>>150052727
unironically I really like the idea of this kind of dialogue being used by someone that actually knows how to write, like >>150052752 said, it would be ridiculously funny, but also prime place for character development interaction, to have someone that talks like that be received with a very simple
>"...what?"
as a reality shock, doesnt has to be one sided either
Anonymous No.150057402 >>150059332
>>150052727 >>150052752
unironically I really like the idea of this kind of dialogue being used by someone that actually knows how to write, it would be ridiculously funny, but also prime place for character development interaction, to have someone that talks like a buzzfeed bot to be received with a very simple
>"...what?"
as a reality shock, doesnt has to be one sided either
Anonymous No.150057460 >>150059393
>>150047207 (OP)
Is Planeta Fuertona still a thing? As a spic I always found America Chavez borderline offensive, but this series turned her into such an extreme stereotype that I just have to laugh. The fact that it was written by an American spic that can't even speak spanish is the icing on the cake.
Anonymous No.150057468
>>150047207 (OP)
The facial expressions really get me. Fucking America doesn't look like a teen, she looks like Bueno Excellente
Anonymous No.150057473 >>150057480
>>150056724
>I never said "forget it," I said "let it go".
There isn't a difference.
Anonymous No.150057480 >>150057488 >>150064234
>>150057473
You can remember it without seething about this one thing over and over.
Anonymous No.150057488 >>150057572
>>150057480
Remembering involves reminding.
Anonymous No.150057514 >>150057523
>>150057222
The guy who wrote this is cancelled now for being a scammer
Anonymous No.150057523
>>150057514
>look it up
>It's not Ennis
DAMN IT
Anonymous No.150057572 >>150057625
>>150057488
Anon at a certain point this shit just feels like outrage tourism, not people criticising stuff in books, but people who don't read comics criticising the same panel over and over again as if it is representative of the average book. At some point you need to stop seething.
Anonymous No.150057625 >>150057674 >>150062797
>>150057572
>At some point you need to stop seething.
No.
That's entirely what the writers of these gambled on from the beginning when they wrote them.
Their whole ploy was expecting that the people who loved it would remember it longer than the people who hated it.

I'll still be here to remind you.
You're welcome to hide it when you see it though.
Anonymous No.150057639 >>150061067 >>150069528
>>150047207 (OP)
People at Marvel are hired because they are willing to work for FREE. Disney wants to shut down the comic division, the editors are doing whatever they can to keep their nose above water and hiring mentally ill people who live in an apartment with 12 other people getting disability checks due to their self diagnosed austism while agreeing to work for FREE for Marvel as long as they get to push their White Population Reduction agenda (What WOKE is really about)

Fuck Disney
Fuck Modern Marvel.

Jack Kirby a WW2 Vet would choke out everyone one of them if he knew what is happening today.
Anonymous No.150057674 >>150058067
>>150057625
The comic failed, the comic was laughed at. If you spent a fraction of the time you spend seething to actually support good things in the industry then we wouldn't be in this mess. But instead you will be here, complaining about the same panel, while ignoring everyone actually trying.
Anonymous No.150057829
>>150057177
>le exposition dump
Wtf too many tranny words, whatโ€™s the TLDR
Someone needs to tell them a showing not telling
Anonymous No.150057851 >>150062833 >>150063941 >>150064248
>>150057222
>libtards fantasize about violence they lack the T-levels to actually commit IRL
Anonymous No.150057933 >>150059000 >>150067577
A modern classic.
Anonymous No.150058067 >>150060948 >>150061391
>>150057674
>If you spent a fraction of the time you spend seething to actually support good things in the industry then we wouldn't be in this mess. But instead you will be here, complaining about the same panel, while ignoring everyone actually trying.
You can stick to the "PWEASE FORGET IT HAPPENED :((" narrative all you want.
Go talk about the comics you like instead of wasting your time in these threads.
But I'll probably be mocking those too.
Anonymous No.150058225
>>150056091
I can't think of any other industry besides Western video games that has gone through such a concentrated effort to take a shit on their long-standing fans. It's unprecedented and warrants being brought up as a warning to every one else.
Anonymous No.150058372 >>150059491 >>150061348
>>150052588
>>150052657
>>150052671
>>150052683
>posted it again award
Why do you faggots always pull the same shit gotcha screencaps from 10+ years ago as if any of these gripes are still relevant today

Breevort isn't even in a position of power anymore
Anonymous No.150058375
>>150047207 (OP)
Sonichu ass dialogue.
Anonymous No.150058439
>>150047305
id say blue is the warmest colour is the truest thing to a believable lesbian relationship in comics. their life is a fucking mess and they become drug addicted and the other hates themselves to the point of near suicide, and then one dies from being fingered
Anonymous No.150058532 >>150059430
>>150047207 (OP)
Anonymous No.150058805
>>150056091
Never forgetti
Anonymous No.150059000 >>150068110
>>150057933
Anonymous No.150059174 >>150073647
>>150052304
I'm just going to say it: America Chavez is a bad character. Her origin was a mess, her powers are generic, her costume is "meh" at best, and her personality is nothing special. There's just nothing there. It's not just that the dialogue is shit, the character is fundamentally a forced meme.
Anonymous No.150059210
>>150050863
Every so often Marvel/DC higher ups (rightly) realize that they have GOT to expand their readership, and in particular need new demographics. Not all the attempts to do so are good.
BUT virtually all the attempts to do so DO get abandoned, because more than anything else the one lesson Marvel/DC refuse to learn is "it takes time to court new demographics."
Anonymous No.150059300 >>150060082 >>150061403 >>150064798
>>150052727
I really feel like Whedon gets unfairly maligned by people blaming him for all that talk. He wasn't the only one writing snarky characters, and he had a damn sight better grasp of fundamentals like "make your characters distinct" than most of the people who have replaced him. I'd much rather have more of Firefly or The Nevers than see more of Secret Invasion, She-Hulk, or have to see Multiverse of Madness again.
Anonymous No.150059332
>>150057402
I think that page is reasonable. You have one character who obviously wants to be performatively inclusive, in a way that is a known issue (there are a lot of people who are fine with people having their pronouns but don't like ritual announcements, preferring they be left to personal discretion), and the other characters seem to be polite but not super interested.
Anonymous No.150059393 >>150059419
>>150057460
No. She's been retconned into being a random latina experimented by some evil group.
The multiversal singularity, the lesbian planet/dimension, EVERYTHING has been removed.
She's been reduced in power, too
Anonymous No.150059399
>>150052560
Yes, but to be fair this one >>150047502 was taken out of context.
Anonymous No.150059419
>>150059393
The lesbian universe is probably still around because Billy's stuff hasn't changed. She just...trauma invented being from there or something, and it isn't a weird chicano pastiche or whatever it was reimagined to be.
Anonymous No.150059430 >>150059442
>>150058532
> Using your baby as a human shield to make your foes hesitate to attack you
I'm pretty sure that has to be somewhere in the evil textbook.
Anonymous No.150059442
>>150059430
are these the special kind of villains that are careful to evacuate all the women and children from the world they're trying to blow up?
Anonymous No.150059491
>>150056091
>>150058372
>posted it again award
Funny how this will be dated in the future like everything else.
Anonymous No.150059776
>>150052560
Marvel hired some writer who I think has never done comics before just because she was a fat Latina lesbian. Nothing happens in the story, except cringe situations one after the other.
Anonymous No.150059785
>>150052752
>They have little to no personality.
More like they all have the same personality.
Anonymous No.150059829 >>150061468 >>150067552
>>150047207 (OP)
Anonymous No.150059933
>>150047207 (OP)
The biggest lie you've been fed to since birth is to believe that dykes are real and exist.
Anonymous No.150059990 >>150060027 >>150060063 >>150062879 >>150063046 >>150065992 >>150067520
These panels are so cringe, it circles back to being hilarious
Anonymous No.150060027
>>150059990
Given both the possibility of infiltration by the Nazis or Hydra, Agent Goodhair has every right to be concerned about enemy spies.
Anonymous No.150060050
>>150050863
The conspiracy is that corpos saw how idpol caused Occupy Wallstreet to implode and decided to use this as divide and conquer tactic. Corrobated by Amazon revealing that "diverse" workers are less likely to unionize.
Anonymous No.150060063 >>150060143
>>150059990
>Becky Goodhair
Anonymous No.150060082
>>150059300
Whedon isnt bad but he gets the blame because hes what people recognize as the origin point for alot of this shit.
Anonymous No.150060143
>>150060063
Beyonce is so cringe bro, also she loves wearing straight blonde wigs.
Anonymous No.150060193
>>150052671
10 years later Miles is more popular than Hal Jordan


Brutal
Anonymous No.150060812
>>150047207 (OP)
The funniest part of this always getting posted, is that the next page has the black girl immediately betray America by drugging her and throwing her off the sign she flew her too for the authorities driving up to capture, as Kate watches in horror from afar.
They put this entire big speech in about how lesbians are amazing, and it doesn't even last for two pages.
Anonymous No.150060900 >>150061308
>>150054538
If he replaced "homophobia and racism" with "hatred and prejudice" you wouldn't say anything because that's the arbitrarily acceptable terminology to use.
Anonymous No.150060948 >>150061230
>>150058067
Do you have any joys in life aside from mocking things (and probably wondering why the world is so irony-poisoned later)?
Anonymous No.150061067
>>150057639
That seems unlikely.
Anonymous No.150061084 >>150062002
>angry incel nerds were insanely aggressive towards women to keep them out of their hobby
>they were right to do it

Wow, if only they werenโ€™t so unlikeable that companies would chooseliteral fat retard cows over them
Anonymous No.150061097
>>150057177
>erred
Whitewashing parental negligence is not a good advertisement for political correctness. Or anything.
Anonymous No.150061118
No Bendis yet?
Anonymous No.150061230 >>150062110
>>150060948
Yeah, I like anime and cartoons pre-2010.
That's the thing, Anon, I do support the things that I like. I have been this whole time. It's just that your bullshit isn't any of it, so I take a lot of pleasure watching the collapse of an industry that abandoned me and get a sick satisfaction watching them try to win me back.
I mean, it's not gonna work. But it's still really funny to watch and I enjoy discussing that.
Anonymous No.150061308
>>150060900
>arbitrarily
The former is specific, the later is general. The people who say shit like "homophobia and systemic racism" are carefully choosing those words because they still believe that prejudice and hatred is justified as long as it's directed at straight white men.
I mean this with complete sincerity: your failure to understand this even after being repeatedly warned is what cost you the support of that entire economic sector.
Anonymous No.150061348 >>150064203
>>150058372
Are you retarded. They weren't gotcha screencaps. It was an explanation for how some of this stuff came to be. There is a difference.
Anonymous No.150061391 >>150061458
>>150058067
>You can stick to the "PWEASE FORGET IT HAPPENED :((" narrative all you want.
Are you genuinely retarded? I told you several times not to forget it. I have no problem with mocking this shit, I was in the thread that talked about the joke letter we sent into the damn letter pages. The problem I have is that most of you doing it are outrage tourists. You don't read comics, you watch YouTubers and then complain about comics. If you actually did support the thin slither of good comics actually trying to fix the medium, things would be better. But yes, like you said, you'd be mocking them too, because you don't like the medium, you're a complaining addict. It used to be cathartic to complain but now it's a knee jerk reaction to things. You have no joy, no knowledge, no enthusiasm. You'll be here until the heat death of the universe bringing up the same few panels of the 2010s over and over again. It's really fucking pathetic stuff. And all your response will be: accusing me of something else I didn't say.
Anonymous No.150061403
>>150059300
He popularised the nerdy version of Tarantino esque patter, Buffy was so influential for it but then he did it again with the MCU. I'm not maligning him just speaking facts.
Anonymous No.150061458 >>150061506
>>150061391
Are you genuinely retarded? I already told you to stay out of these outrage tourism threads if you hate them so much, but here you are still writing these long breathless rants that take less effort to mock than they do to write. If you actually cared about good comics, you would be defending them directly instead of nebulously defending the entire industry. But that's the thing: you're a complaining addict too. You still seek out things to complain about and look for people complaining. So we'll still be having this gay little jaunt, from now until the heat death of the universe because you can't deal with (perfectly justified) mockery. You could have left the thread any time you wanted or just ignored my posts but instead you're stuck reading this and formulating a response. It's really fucking pathetic stuff. And you're right. I will accuse you of stuff you didn't say, because it's just as easy for me to watch what you're doing and that says more than anything you could write.
Anonymous No.150061468 >>150062629 >>150064151
>>150059829
Is she aware they are homicidal maniacs and mass murderers?
Anonymous No.150061506 >>150061517
>>150061458
Kek you'll keep going until bump limit. Shitting up the board. What a retarded faggot.
Anonymous No.150061517 >>150062829
>>150061506
Only when it's funny to mock you. No effort = no fun.
Anonymous No.150062002
>>150061084
>fat retard cows
That's unlikeable.
Anonymous No.150062110 >>150062398
>>150061230
So you're basically in a state of perpetual hate-watching, or maybe in a state of hate-browsing news, reminding yourself of your bitterness every day. That sucks for you. Also, if you don't read comics, you shouldn't even be in this thread.
Anonymous No.150062398 >>150062764 >>150063282
>>150062110
>Also, if you don't read comics, you shouldn't even be in this thread
I used to. Now I don't. And I'm explaining why. I'm gonna keep talking about that whether you like it or not, but it's a lot more enjoyable for me if it upsets you.
Anonymous No.150062608
>>150050863
That's when the long march through the institutions concluded. There was no one left to say "this shit isn't gonna sell".
Anonymous No.150062629
>>150061468
Yeah, but theyโ€™re lesbians. Thatโ€™s much more important.
Anonymous No.150062655 >>150062790
>>150047207 (OP)
Who the hell even are these women?
Anonymous No.150062729 >>150063267 >>150063272
>>150050863
What's ANAD?
Anonymous No.150062764 >>150062772
>>150062398
Really funny how much your attitude is reflected in these people ruining comics. You're both entitled and revel in pissing people off rather than wanting any enjoyment out of life.
Anonymous No.150062772 >>150062810
>>150062764
>entitled
You're the one demanding my income.
Get fucked, faggot
Anonymous No.150062790
>>150062655
Anonymous No.150062797 >>150062804
>>150057625
>NO I WON'T STOP SEETHING

can you actually start talking about good modern comics that you enjoy

>there isn't any
fuck off. you haven't read everything in the market. between piracy and libraries, its easy as fuck to try out shit for free and discover good new comics
Anonymous No.150062804 >>150062851
>>150062797
>can you actually start talking about good modern comics that you enjoy
DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THREAD YOU ARE IN
Anonymous No.150062810 >>150062885
>>150062772
>You're the one demanding my income
Are you mentally ill?
Anonymous No.150062829
>>150061517
Oh wow you had to report my comment and get it removed because you got so butthurt. How sensitive are you.
Anonymous No.150062832 >>150062858 >>150062890
>Laughing at old shitty comic pages? THAT MEANS YOU ENJOY NOTHING IN LIFE I CAN PICTURE YOU IN YOUR BASEMENT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE SO MISERABLE YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE STOP POSTING OKAY AAAAAHHHH
What causes this?
Anonymous No.150062833
>>150057851
>conservitroons doing the same thing
Anonymous No.150062851 >>150062934
>>150062804
you don't ever talk about anything good on this board

i don't know who you are but your voice is the same as the other butthurt seething faggots, that just spend all day on /co/ jerking each other off about how mad you all are that these annoying dykes wrote some shitty comics ten fucking years ago
Anonymous No.150062858 >>150062890 >>150062900 >>150066264
>>150062832
The issue is newfag that this has been talked to death for years. For 8 years this has been reposted a few times a month. We get it, it is ridiculous, we laugh at it, but at some point you have to get different material. People are complaining because it's just old hat at this point.
Anonymous No.150062879
>>150059990
What was the burn here? The Goodhair comment?
Anonymous No.150062882 >>150062900 >>150063012 >>150063104
>butthurt outrage tourists would rather spend their free time perpetually seething about that shitty America Chavez comic from ten years ago that was canceled within one year than enjoy fucking Conan and Solomon Kane on the racks right now
Anonymous No.150062885
>>150062810
Of course not. It's been about money from the start. These companies called me entitled, said in actual press releases they don't want or need my money, so I stopped giving them any.
You might not remember that happening, which is why I have to remind you.
Anonymous No.150062890 >>150062898 >>150062900
>>150062832
>>150062858
I was at a family BBQ recently and my little nephew made a joke. All the adults laughed. But then he kept making the same joke, over and over again, expecting the same result. Get a new joke, anon.
Anonymous No.150062898 >>150062937 >>150062937
>>150062890
When are you going to realize that posts like yours *are* the joke?
Anonymous No.150062900
>>150062858
But why are you so emotionally invested in this? You're more butthurt about this thread than the people who are laughing at these comics. Also if I'm a newfag, I'd be new to this content. Let people enjoy things.
>>150062882
>>150062890
Have you tried following your own advice and post stuff you like in threads you like? You sound bitter.
Anonymous No.150062934
>>150062851
I will talk about whatever I damn well please.
You are welcome to, as well. If that upsets you, learn how to disengage with topics that make you uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.150062937 >>150062955
>>150062898
So we're all upset that a bunch of creators have ruined comics out of spite. And your goal is to behave like those people that ruined comics and keep feeling like you trolled other anons who dislike the same stuff you do? Okay I guess.

>>150062898
>Have you tried following your own advice and post stuff you like in threads you like?
You know as well as I do that positive posting does nothing because bitter faggots have driven most people away to circlejerk over the same stuff. I do regularly post more positive threads but they gain a fraction of the traction because you want to wallow. I'm not upset about it, I'm just letting you know that you contribute to all the stuff you claim to hate. I'm just doing a public service announcement.
Anonymous No.150062955 >>150062983
>>150062937
Laughing at silly comic pages isn't negative, you silly bitch. And you sound so bitter I highly doubt you ever post anything positive at all.
Anonymous No.150062970 >>150062975 >>150063233 >>150063279 >>150063305
>don't read Conan
>don't read GI Joe: Real American Hero by Larry Hama
>don't read World to Come by Priest
>don't read Godzilla Heist
>don't read Moon Knight Fist of Khnoshu
>don't read Incredible Hulk
>don't Batman: Dark Patterns
>don't read Aquaman
>don't read Absolute Martian Manhunter
>don't read Hellboy
>don't read Hornsby & Halo
>don't read Sam & Twitch
>don't read Gunslinger Spawn
>don't read Void Rivals
>don't read DWJ's Transformers
>don't read Blood Squad Seven
>don't read Godzilla Here There Be Aliens
>don't read Geiger
>don't read Battle Beast

DO SPEND ALL MY TIME TALKING ABOUT MARVEL's 12 issue "AMERICA" FROM 2017
Anonymous No.150062975 >>150063305
>>150062970
You're mad a people that don't exist anon
Anonymous No.150062983 >>150062999
>>150062955
All you can do is keep projecting with "you're bitter" and not even attempt to listen to any of my points, thus proving me to be correct even further.
Anonymous No.150062999 >>150063013
>>150062983
See? No positive contribution. Sad
Anonymous No.150063012
>>150062882
>than enjoy fucking Conan and Solomon Kane
You realize this is an outrage farm thread right?
Intentionally drawing attention from this audience is a really dumb idea.
Anonymous No.150063013 >>150063024
>>150062999
this thread is not about about positive contributions

its about faggots still seething over ten year old canceled comics and other posters making fun of you for being a seething faggot
Anonymous No.150063024 >>150063188
>>150063013
Still bitter I see. Sorry for laughing at the wrong comic pages, anon
Anonymous No.150063027 >>150063048 >>150063051
Why not post some more current examples of bad panels/dialogue
Anonymous No.150063046
>>150059990
Anonymous No.150063048
>>150063027
Because recent comics have been excellent.
Anonymous No.150063051
>>150063027
There's plenty of more recent examples in the thread.
Anonymous No.150063104
>>150062882
>A SHILL THREAD DIED FOR THIS!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150063138 >>150065311
This is the funniest
Anonymous No.150063188 >>150063220
>>150063024
That was a different anon, but all you're doing is further outing yourself as an outrage tourist.
Anonymous No.150063213
>Like something
>You're a shill
>Hate something
>You're an outrage tourist
Quality thread lads
Anonymous No.150063220 >>150063696 >>150063696
>>150063188
Damn you're right, I'm so outraged right now. America Chavez? Makes me seethe. This panel? I'm fucking livid. Why didn't I read Conan instead?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.150063233 >>150063714
>>150062970
Kaijumax bros???
second son bross??
The other earth brosss??
Mark russell bros??
Anonymous No.150063246
>>150057177
Jokes alleviate racial tension, not exacerbate it. It's when you're not allowed to talk about obvipus truths that cause them to build up and turn into resentment.
Anonymous No.150063267
>>150062729
The All-New All-Different branding line Marvel came up with in the mid-2010s. Unlike New 52, it wasn't a reboot of anything, and would've been a meaningless title if it didn't come to be associated with things like OP.
Anonymous No.150063272
>>150062729
when Marvel comic zombie corpse died is "all new all different"

Is the excat pinpoint in time were Marvel comics officially died:
>All-New, All-Different Marvel (ANADM) is a 2015โ€“2019 branding for Marvel Comics' entire main line of comics. Taking place after the crossover storyline "Secret Wars", it details the new Marvel Universe, with nearly 60โ€“65 titles relaunched with first issues, with a total of 76 issues. Marvel NOW! 2.0 and Marvel Legacy are concurrent with it


I stopped reading marvel in 2016 because their comibooks were too good for me.
Anonymous No.150063279
>>150062970
None of those are worth reading either.
Anonymous No.150063282 >>150063309
>>150062398
>feeling so powerless you have to fight imaginary enemies on the internet
Even sadder. Please see a shrink.
Anonymous No.150063305 >>150063340
>>150062970
Like I said a few days ago in the other thread, people here like to act as if they're above it all, but in reality they're just another breed of passive consoomer, a particularly obnoxious breed. One that acts haughty and perpetually indignant, but is too lazy to actually try any media outside of the most popular slop social media spoonfeeds him.
>>150062975
Don't act like outrage bait threads don't get more traction than anything he's listed.
Anonymous No.150063309
>>150063282
>Imaginary
Sorry Anon but I'm not going to let you gaslight me.
I've kept receipts.
Anonymous No.150063340
>>150063305
They get traction because of him and you :)
sageru No.150063481 >>150063532 >>150063733
Also btw it's hilarious that you talk about "media outside of the most popular slop" when the bulk of that list is either capeshit or big IPs like godzilla or Hasbro slop. Double funny because the last comic I actually read here was that Brodeck's Report storytime.
Anonymous No.150063532 >>150063558 >>150063590
>>150063481
If I started posting some deep cuts you'd call me pretentious.
Anonymous No.150063540
>>150054600
Why not just say "Racism"?
Why rebrand it with a new term?
A child could ask simple questions and realize immediately why this is horse shit.
Anonymous No.150063558 >>150063632
>>150063532
Holy shit you're so fucking close to realizing you are in the wrong thread and you just stop posting.
If only you could just drop your ego, you could be free!
sageru No.150063590
>>150063532
You are pretentious, but not because you like Deep Cuts
Anonymous No.150063632 >>150063644
>>150063558
Anon, can you please stop projecting? I'm having a laugh and a discussion. I've seen how it goes a bunch, I'm just saying that to a certain extent, whatever someone says the knee jerk response will be: thing bad. Some of us can post without getting emotional like you.
Anonymous No.150063644
>>150063632
Quit being pretentious
Anonymous No.150063696
>>150063220
>>150063220
yeah. now you're beginning to understand
Anonymous No.150063714
>>150063233
this board hates the ending of kaijumax and hates mark russell

the board also refuses to read other earth
Anonymous No.150063733 >>150063752 >>150063759
>>150063481
but the outrage fags want to complain that capeshit and big IPs have "gone woke" when that list is plenty of current capeshit and big IPs that are *not woke*
Anonymous No.150063752 >>150063815 >>150063838
>>150063733
It's woke when a woman is not a useless eye candy damsel in distress that knows her place.
Anonymous No.150063759 >>150063804
>>150063733
The point is that capeshit is still popular slop, dumbo
Anonymous No.150063804 >>150063846
>>150063759
Cape comics are not mainstream, normies don't read them. They're not high art either, but even reading capes would be a step above what the usual outrage thread retard consooms, as that would show dedicated effort to try something rather than be spoonfed whatever twitter decides you should talk about this month.
Anonymous No.150063815 >>150063835
>>150063752
Its woke when people say retarded shit like that, Anita
Anonymous No.150063835
>>150063815
Agreed. Every female character should be written like Sakura.
Anonymous No.150063838 >>150063925
>>150063752
When you say shit like this, it's exactly why we don't let up.
The moment we start spending money again, you get all sassy and will immediately use the medium as an opportunity to soap box again.

Your post is the type of shit I'd expect the heroine to sarcastically say in one of these comics.
Anonymous No.150063846 >>150063997
>>150063804
>DEE OOTREAGE TOOREEESTS
Rent fucking free.
This is a thread about shitty dialogue. You and your fellow troons could have posted cringe from any anti-woke comicsgate comic but you're too busy to turn this into a culture war issue. Stay mad fag
Anonymous No.150063885 >>150063948
Anonymous No.150063925 >>150063940
>>150063838
>we don't let up.
Kek, you really do treat this as an imaginary war and search for anyone to label as your opposition to "fight" against.
Anonymous No.150063940
>>150063925
Uh. Yeah.
If you haven't caught on, I genuinely don't like you.
Anonymous No.150063941
>>150057851
Everyone does you fucking moron thatโ€™s why we read watch and play violent things
Anonymous No.150063948 >>150063966
>>150063885
>why are people calling me a fag instead of letting me have my safe space hugbox?
Reddit is that way.
Anonymous No.150063966
>>150063948
>instead of letting me have my safe space hugbox?
It's sad that you've clearly heard this a lot, but you regurgitate it with no understanding.
Anonymous No.150063990
>why do threads I don't like get more traction then threads I like?
He says, while making half the posts here
Anonymous No.150063997 >>150064082
>>150063846
You did not refute anything I said in the previous post, because you know I'm right, and the "c-capes are kinda popular" cope doesn't work. I thought capes were meant to be dying because no one reads them anyway? Make up your mind.
Anonymous No.150064082 >>150064143
>>150063997
Yeah yeah, normies don't read capeshit. Which is irrelevant to my post or the one I was replying to. Try reading the thread before channeling your inner chinless debate bro.
Anonymous No.150064143 >>150064180
>>150064082
It's relevant exactly because discussion in most threads doesn't go beyond what normies discuss on social media. Because people like you are too lazy to try to look into anything at all beyond that, so you're left perpetually seething that the water spring you grew up with dried up, and refuse to acknowledge that any other water springs exist in the world.
Anonymous No.150064151 >>150064215
>>150061468
In the HQ universe, both heroes and villains are celebrities. That's the joke, you may find it funny or not but that's how it wokrs. It's really about celebrity culture but that's cringe
Anonymous No.150064180 >>150065302
>>150064143
Bla bla bla. When someone asks you to recommend some comics "outside of the most popular slop" you tell them to read Batman? Seriously? lol
Anonymous No.150064203 >>150064945
>>150061348
>They weren't gotcha screencaps
They are. You post them every time a cringe marvel panel shows up so you can go SEE LOOK OIR WHINING IS JUSTIFIED, THIS INDUSTRY PRO SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS PROVEN INCORRECT WITH TIME

It's an excuse to pollute the board with /pol/ niggertry and you know it
Anonymous No.150064215
>>150064151
The joke would be funnier if the fat black dyke were clearly an idiot for helping them instead of being played off as wholesome quirkChungus
Anonymous No.150064234
>>150057480
>Dude I shot your dog years ago, when are you gonna move on?
>You shot my other dog a year later. And my other dog last year.
>Duuuude move ooooon.
Anonymous No.150064248
>>150057851
There's a reason 70% of their memes are "INJURE/KILL PEOPLE WHO DARE DISAGREE WITH ME!"
Anonymous No.150064363 >>150065277
If liberals are so embarassed by people posting their cringe, why do they write it in the first place?
Anonymous No.150064591
>>150047207 (OP)
I always think about that one panel with the [[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL??]] and how badly that has aged.
Anonymous No.150064672
>>150050766
If the author had any self awareness or propensity for embarrassment she wouldnโ€™t have written this to begin with
Anonymous No.150064798 >>150070290
>>150059300
Comics have had heavily varying dialogue quality with forced "quip" moments since the 80s, speaking of..
Outside of that Whedon didn't start the problem but shouldn't be credited with pioneering it back when it was good.
He just copied it from mid-late 80s TV shows and serials and even in terms of bringing to the wider landscape. It still wasn't him.
When Die Hard was being made the directors specifically wanted a more "every man" hero akin to the 70s who could feel like he was being tested and pushed to his limits compared to the musclebound badasses of the past decade. This lead to Bruce Willis's casting, who had gained notoriety for playing a wisecracking PI on the comedy-drama Moonlighting at the time. Because of this background, Willis was granted a lot of creative input in his dialogue and a lot of freedom while ad-libbing.
The result was that John McClane wasn't simply a funnier or more entertaining character than what came before but a more relatable one whose trying to put on a confident bravado as a defense mechanism in a situation scaring the shit out of him.
20 years later and no one really managed to replicate what made the McClane character so successful so we didn't see it much outside TV until the first Iron Man.
RDJ had a similar comedic background,
Like McClane, Stark had a sense of using wisecracks to 'defend' himself while winging it both socially and on-the-field. Like before, this was a hit and led into that style being viable again which is why a TV ensemble writer like Whedon managed to briefly go from 'good cult show guy' to 'mainstream darling and director of Avengers'
Anonymous No.150064945
>>150064203
Anon, it's a theory and an argument for why things turned out the way they did. I am not /pol/ dog whistling. You didn't comment on any of the arguments or ideas. There are multiple quotes there from vp of publishing, editor in chief, creators and you just ignored all those posts. It's tiresome.

It was a simple explanation of where they were at that point and what happened. Nothing more.

>SOMETHING THAT WAS PROVEN INCORRECT WITH TIME
What a retarded statement. Time didn't disprove any of it. Just ideas and tactics changed as time went on. No one is saying they are always still doing that stuff. And the posts are specific in the context. Which part was disproven at the time?
Anonymous No.150065277
>>150064363
you're supposed to read it, tell them how courageous they were for writing it, and then forget it ever happened as soon everything turns to shit.
Why do you think they lose their minds every time someone brings it up again instead of memory wiping it forever?
Anonymous No.150065302 >>150065469
>>150064180
That depends on what the person has read and wants to read. For a casual, Batman could be good enough as a starting point. Unless the person wants something besides capes, then it's a different question depending on the genre. But it's not like you have any interest in that in the first place, you're just arguing because you have nothing better to do.
Anonymous No.150065311 >>150073532
>>150063138
What is this from? Reverse image search leads to mention of a Batman storyline with Azrael, Damian, and the seven deadly sins or something, but I checked and that's not it.
Anonymous No.150065469 >>150067672
>>150065302
If you seriously consider batman, you have objectively bad taste in comics. Not because I think that all Batman comics are bad, but because you give terrible recs.
Also, I literally stated what the last comic I read was. Again, I told you to read the thread before you post.
Anonymous No.150065545 >>150065566
>>150052683
I checked out reading this after the 10th abuse of quotation marks. Her style of writing is insufferable.
Anonymous No.150065566 >>150066329
>>150065545
Read: >>150053352

She openly says editors pressured her to write cliches.
Anonymous No.150065582
>>150057222
When did this comic come out? They dropped the SJW title when they mocked too much for it.
Anonymous No.150065619
>>150057177
my brain shut my eyes off a few balloons in
Anonymous No.150065992
>>150059990
Vivaporu is not even for that
Anonymous No.150066264 >>150066338 >>150066428 >>150066681
>>150062858
We on 4chan like to discuss the same things and make the same posts FOREVER!
Quick, someone make another Dobson thread! It's been too long since I've seen one, maybe a full 10 hours! I'm dying here!
Anonymous No.150066329
>>150065566
>Read: >>150053352
I can't. Her style of writing makes my eyes wander away after a few sentences. I'm sure she has a lot of say. It's a shame she can't seem to express it clearly and succinctly.
Anonymous No.150066338
>>150066264
>A Hazbin thread died for this!!!!
Anonymous No.150066428 >>150066921
>>150066264
Anonymous No.150066681 >>150067591 >>150068266
>>150066264
Shut up, fag. You knew what this thread was, so why the fuck are you here?

>โ€˜Bโ€ฆbut you keep talking about it, waaaa.โ€™

GOOD. This shit was awful, and the writers and publishers shoved it in our faces, told us we were wrong for hating it, and used every -ism in the book to justify subjecting us to this torture completely tanking sales in the process. So no, fuck them and fuck you. This will never be forgotten, and it should be smeared in their face and yours every single time. Is it petty? Youโ€™re goddamn right itโ€™s petty. But itโ€™s just as petty to dump this slop into books for no reason not for the sake of telling stories, not for great writing, but simply to "own the cuds"
Anonymous No.150066921 >>150066933
>>150066428
What if Dobson came back and started regularly releasing comics again? What would be the response?
Anonymous No.150066933
>>150066921
/co/ would be good again
Anonymous No.150067401
>>150057177
We NEED this kind of dialogue in comics right now
Anonymous No.150067520 >>150067622
>>150059990
Man, I'm still baffled this excuse of a writer had the chance to write at all in general.l, worst of all, at some point ahe was even regarded and applauded for it.
What's gabby rivera doing nowadays anyway?
Anonymous No.150067552 >>150067581
>>150059829
I really hate the boner dc and normie fans have for this ship, for real is the stupidest concept ever, while people literally forgive both are mass murderers because they are queer inside the story.
Anonymous No.150067577
>>150057933
How can anyone write this kind of stuff in a non ironic way, because now way this is real, I'm not even man, because it reaches a new level of nonsensical shit, is almost like a mad/south park parody.
Anonymous No.150067581
>>150067552
Villains should try to use this to get out of trouble. Like Red Skull or Joker saying that they're gay, and then see which superhero/heroine runs over to help them.
Anonymous No.150067591 >>150068422
>>150066681
>unhinged rant
You admitting stillborn comics like America keep living rent-free in your head 10 years later is not the W you think it is.
Anonymous No.150067595
>>150052304
I forgot about this one, holy shit.
Anonymous No.150067622 >>150067794
>>150067520
>What's gabby rivera doing nowadays anyway?
I checked her website and it seems like she went quiet 2019. She wrote a book, a comic for Boom Studios and did a podcast:
https://youtu.be/t-iXfDZ-eXI
Her last instagram post was about an award in 2022:
https://www.instagram.com/quirkyrican/p/CkEWlIXv8Ak/
Her twitter is coming up with nothing for me?
Anonymous No.150067672 >>150067849
>>150065469
Put your money where your mouth is and give what you think are "better" recs.
Anonymous No.150067794 >>150067897
>>150067622
So she's a nothing character nowadays then.
>her last Instagram post is how she got an awards for queerness, and how she like to smell her own farts for "succeeding" 2022
>in California
Kek, the jokes writes themselves.
Anonymous No.150067848
>>150047305
Why would I notice that first thing
Anonymous No.150067849
>>150067672
Already did. For the third time, read before you post.
Anonymous No.150067897 >>150067967 >>150067967
>>150067794
Try and watch the trailer for the podcast and get through it in one go
Anonymous No.150067967
>>150067897
Yeah I did watch it too, I love how funny is how they use the word "revolutionary"
>>150067897
>Try and watch the trailer for the podcast and get through it in one go
Funny, I literally stopped because is actually embarrassing at one point.
Does this woman actually talks Spanish? Is kinda strange she talks like foreigner stereotype of a Saturday morning cartoon, just shoving one literal Spanish word on her sentences.
Kinda like Antoine in satam sonic.
Anonymous No.150068110
>>150059000
Underappreciated.
Anonymous No.150068266
>>150066681
>This shit was awful, and the writers and publishers shoved it in our faces, told us we were wrong for hating it
This. There's no reason to let them forget that they turned on their own audience.
The only reason they are changing course is because it finally came back to bite them. Let them show they're committed for a while to see if they're actually changing tune or just waiting for a shift in power.
I trust absolutely nothing these cretins release until after the next administration.
Anonymous No.150068422 >>150068600
>>150067591
Here, I'll make you a deal.
Let's see what the state of the industry is like 3 years from now just before the next election.
If they can stop engaging in this high level faggotry even during election season, I'll trust they've turned a new leaf.
Otherwise, I'm just going to use my super power called "Pattern Recognition" to assume they're gonna just start up again no matter much much of my money it costs them.
Anonymous No.150068600
>>150068422
I will never be not surprised by the amount of political brainwashing ropaganda Americans have to endure, be republican or Democratic.
Is even ridiculous how people try to shove their politics in there in almost anything and people actually judge you for it.
Anonymous No.150069528
>>150057639
How come they won't let me write for Marvel then?
Anonymous No.150070290
>>150064798
Throwing a (You) your way because I think it's a genuinely insightful take and I don't have anything clever to add to it.
Anonymous No.150070959
>>150057177
powerful
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rt5l8lEZSU1swh0gq.mp4
Anonymous No.150071418 >>150072625
>>150047207 (OP)
Chavez chads is Our Girl ever going to get a win?
Anonymous No.150071545 >>150072799
I think pic related is the zenith of pozzed writing
Anonymous No.150072625
>>150071418
>Chavez chads
lel
Anonymous No.150072799 >>150073078
>>150071545
What's this from? Is this even superhero stuff or just some rando lesbians?
Anonymous No.150073078
>>150072799
it's Hawkgirl from DC
Anonymous No.150073532
>>150065311
>Reverse image search leads to mention of a Batman storyline with Azrael, Damian, and the seven deadly sins
That's it, Lust tried to fuck Damian
Anonymous No.150073647
>>150059174
Holy Menstruation, I think you're right!
Anonymous No.150074001 >>150075118
>>150057177
It's okay when Togashi does it
Anonymous No.150074331 >>150076148
Anonymous No.150075118 >>150075662
>>150074001
Togashi gets away with it because he isn't a cynical asshole that's outwardly hostile to his fans. It's stupid, but not insufferable
Anonymous No.150075662
>>150075118
>a cynical asshole that's outwardly hostile to his fans
That's not even a little bit of a good reason for shitting on him. That's just pathetic butthurt.
The real reason is because Bendis is a shit writer. Judge with your brain, not your anus. Catch terrible writers being terrible before they hurt your feelings.
Anonymous No.150076146
>>150052727
>I would rather read 100 comics with Gen Z lingo than 1 comic with thee's, thou's, and verily.
I'd rather the opposite. I don't like Silver Age dialogue almost at all, but Gen Z lingo makes me want to blow my brains out. I don't know how you could stand it.
Anonymous No.150076148
>>150074331
Punchline is sexy, that's an exception.