Thread 150056327

After Peter vs Homer, is this the main big cartoon sitcom fight?

>>150056327 (OP)
Why not Bender vs. Roger?

Is there anyone that could possibly EVEN TOUCH Ruby Rose? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Ruby Rose with Persona scaling. I'm not talking about Ruby Rose with SMITE scaling either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Ruby Rose with Nicktoons scaling to Jenny Wakeman which makes her FTL+++ and Spongebob which gives her Types 2, 3, 4, 5 and 7 immortality and Danny Phantom which gives her Intangibility and Invader Zim which makes her an Extraordinary Genius and Senran Kagura scaling which makes her tits and ass bigger, bouncier and squishier than that of Composite Amalgamated Soul Eater Girl and SMITE scaling and Undernight in Birth scaling which gives her Fate/Nasuverse scaling which combined with her R>F scaling means that every single person who has ever masturbated to any images of Ruby Rose has given her ∞ amounts of mana to power up all her servant abilities such as fate and luck manipulation. I’m also not talking about Ruby Rose with SMITE, Persona, Senran Kagura, Nicktoons and DC scaling which makes her cosmology infinitely superior to that of both Soul Eater and Fire Force with it’s layers upon layers of multiverses and her ability to summon the Source Wall on demand with her Green Lantern ring which is fueled by her infinite supply of willpower comparable to that of Hal Jordan, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne along with her ability to use the Speed Force which makes her speed roughly comparable to that of Wally West and Barry Allen. I’m talking about Ruby Rose with DC, SMITE, Nicktoons, Persona, Senran Kagura, Night in Rebirth which gives her Fate/Nasuverse scaling, Blazblue scaling and V-Tuber scaling which makes her ∞ times above Maka due to R>F scaling and cardinals which means she see’s Maka and all of Soul Eater and Fire Force as fiction which can be freely interacted with and altered in any way, shape or form (in memory of Monty Oum).

Shinji Ikari deserves a match-up. Along side Unit-01 from the original TV series, and EoE (plus counting the N64 game). The Rebuilds (Berserk mode) and Anima (Where he got an upgrade called Super Evangelion) elevates him to Super Robot levels.

Give him a match-up

>>150056342
the fuck Bender gonna do? he is comically frail compared to Roger who can survive with 70% of his body chopped up into jars

>>150056374
Loses to Maka's futa cock

>>150056374
Me. I can

>>150056374
Depression

>>150056377
There was that episode where he overlocked and because a pseudo god

>>150056374
I can't believe Outerversal Ruby Rose solo'd my verse...

Hal won tbe previous thread

What are our hero's favorite matchups?

A million, trillion to one, and rising. That's the odds. A chance to nullify the madness behind the threads. Kratos is multiversal, a Green Lantern is a pedophile, this futacock is beyond what we can perceive... like gamma!

A THOUSAND TIMES, A MILLION, A TRILLION.
I JUST NEED ONE...

>>150056376
Hello...

Prove to me that you know what it means when two observables are non-commutable.

>>150056368
Ah right. That is a bit of a bummer. Is Darsh vs Usagi viable?

One of Yugi's weakest monsters. Post any of Ash's Pokemon destroying a building.

>>150056389
Bender IS peak in that episode but it was mostly the work of Cubert to jumpstart him into becoming more and more powerful, oddly enough (or maybe not odd at all) I don't think Bender would even bother trying that again

I always wanted a Silent Hill vs Resident Evil match-up but the only halfway decent one I can think of is Pyramid Head vs Nemesis and even that's a stomp

>>150056437
Feed Abstract Daddy to Jack Baker.

>>150056327 (OP)
PEAK Kino coming thru coming thru now
Shakin' in your seats, overdrive!
Coming thru coming thru now!
WATCJ ME GOING OVERDRIVE!

vs


THEY NEED SOMEBODY SOMEONE AT LEAST AS GOOD AS ME

IM A SUPERHERO
IM A SUPERHEROOO
IM A SUPERHERO
IM A SUPERHEROOOOO
AT LEAST AS GOOD AS ME
ME!

these bitches need to have a public use battle not a death battle this sucks

>>150056425
If you want infinite jokes about how Darsh is literally going to sex Usagi, sure.

>>150056468
Soul…
Jaune…

>>150056384
I've seen it understood in two main ways:
1. Replay of Singluar Point, but Banner survives where JJ and Pelops2 didn't.
2. They killed the entity that from which Godzilla Ultima (and all Godzillas by Death Battle's position) flows from.

Another thread won by KINGtos and CHADmon. How do they keep doing it?

>>150056498
Stop falseflagging, DCkek

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOSUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAYLEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>150056486
I thought it was pretty obvious it was #2 considering Banner's made/helped make his own ultimate nullifier (literal galactus tech) before and was basically given as much time as possible to figure it out
Ultima is a literal losecon cause it gives a way to give Godzilla a "final death" through nullifying/destroying/banishing IT and starts off weak even though it should be boundless

>>150056374
jobs to my cock

>>150056434
Sure but in a death battle ep they'd probably give him that and the time travel code. Not sure if that'd be enough to beat Roger though since Roger has a lot of weird abilities combined with his super speed

>>150056522
Jaune…

*SLURPS on KINGtos' KING TOES*
MMMM, YUMMY!!

>>150056507
I would never be a fan of DC and the Green Pedos.

>>150056522
Penny…

>>150056480
>>150056534
We're clearly talking about male-on-female rape, so why are you mentioning names for Men of Wö?

>>150056535
>KING TOES

>>150056522
Crona…

Pikachu vs Stitch?

>>150056521
Banishing IT should be the only thing Banner could do to it. Even the Ultimate Nullifier would be largely meaningless since it just kicks it out of one universe for a bit.

>>150056522
Maka...

JOEY!!! TRISTAN!!! KAIBA!!!!! SAVE ME! ASH IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME BECAUSE ALL 3 OF MY EGYPTIAN GODS AND EXODIA KILLED ONE OF ASH'S THIRTY TAUROSES

HULK
(screaming with babyish butthurt)
HULK… STRONGEST… THERE IS!

Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the green snowflake with something approaching pity.

KRATOS
(quietly)
You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.

Hulk charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft white—ancient, absolute.

Hulk lunges.

Kratos waits.

And when Hulk is but a breath away—
Kratos plunges the blade downward.

The sword pierces Hulk's chest like parchment, impaling him to the ground. The green yellow belly freezes mid-roar, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His fists, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Hulk whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.

KRATOS
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.

The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Hulk collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Kratos.

Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A King stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.

>>150056535
Asura... you lost, but you don't need to make a fool of yourself.

Is Crona really a tranny? I thought she was just a cute mentally ill enbie girl.

>>150056403
No need to thank me.

>>150056580
Ashfags are in for an awakenin

>>150056522
FutaWeiss…

>>150056522
Weiss...

>>150056522
Ozcar...

>>150056584
This is 100% canon based on DB’s Kratos.

>>150056576
>nuh-uh, MY character is infinitely infinitely infinite complexity good luck he's behind 7 proxies
This is really fucking gay.

>>150056589
Canonically has a penis.

>>150056606
>Saying this in a Deathbattle thread

Kratos solos fiction. End of Story

>>150056620
YES, I AM!

>>150056625
Fair. I have already accepted that powerscaling is inherently retarded, so I might as well indulge in the absurdity.

>>150056630
Built for big Grimm cock

:)

Why didn't DB do Ruby vs Ryouko? It made more sense.

>>150056630
JauneDAMN

>>150056630
>feet hidden
AHHHHHHH I NEED TO SEE HER SWEATY SOLES AND TOES I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THIS!!!

>>150056589
Unconfirmed but most likely a dude that his mom Medusa raised into being a sissy

>>150056643
No it doesn't?

>>150056653
Maka…

>>150056643
Same reason they didn't do Ryuko vs Crona or Mewtwo vs Tetsuo

>>150056653
KINGtos SCHOLAR…

Kratos probably could beat Hulk honestly

>>150056642
Those rocks would have vaporized Hulk

>>150056630
nice tits and abs
>>150056638
I tend not to indulge *too* much myself, but yeah when in Rome

>>150056327 (OP)
Brock solos both

>>150056643
The only thing similar between Ruby and Ryuko are their color schemes

>>150056653
KINGtoes SCHOLAR...

>>150056662
>a dude raised into being a sissy
FUARK he's literally me

>>150056594
>Literal fan fiction
>but the anime studi-
It was commissioned by 4kids. End of story.

We all agree that pic related is the biggest jobber of the Greek/Roman pantheon, right?

which lines do you see happenin'?

>>150056684
That's their logic when they did Amuro vs Optimus Prime

>>150056615
Post canon proof of Crona having a penis.

Ruby vs Maka. Whoever has the biggest ass wins because I want the hottest one to live.

>>150056706
Our heroine...

>>150056689
Kratos...

>>150056693
>300 Spartans
>But let's forget the other Greeks who helped defend the pass
>Sparta literally allies with the Persians after the Greco-Persian Wars

>>150056700
Boring bingo
Boring match
Someone save us

Rank each of Hulk's fights

>>150056731
That's Ares

Ruby vs Maka. Whoever has the flattest ass wins because I want the hottest one to live.

>>150056682
battle royale with all of them going after their respective families and they all think the other is some kind of terrorist sent to kill THEM so the shooting and hijinks begin
Stan has the most toonforce and durability but Brock has the best physical stats and brutality with Archer having the best improv and maxed luck

>>150056584
Kino. KINGtos is the better man.

>>150056509
Get this below peak human fodder out of here

Does he have anything good to fight?

>>150056584
HEROtos TEACHING another student

>>150056743
Oh, and that case

>DIOmedes stabs Ares ONCE
>Cries to Zeus

BITCHres

Ruby vs Maka. Whoever has the fattest cock wins because I want the hottest one to live.

>>150056748
>going after their respective families
I meant to clarify as in like, an airport or something where all the families have to board and those three are stuck in the bathroom or airport bar or waiting for pretzels or some shit so they're separated from everyone else

>>150056755
show me one time Kratos was a better man outside of DB

What buffs does Goku need to win GVS4

HEROtos TAUGHT this woman, btw.

>>150056782
Kissing his wife

>>150056782
Becoming Russian

>>150056509
https://youtu.be/_mB3bDLMsu4?t=3

>I-Is that...CHADcid?! AAIIIEEEE EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, DOOOOODGE!!!

>>150056738
Doomsday > Godzilla > Broly if we're only judging the animations. As a whole I like Hulk vs Godzilla the most because of the soundtrack and the rundowns.

>>150056700
Kill yourself listroon

>>150056798
Why can’t MY BOOBS be that big…

>>150056786
Being Poseidon's daughter means she was evil and had it coming. HEROtos was simply carrying out justice.

>>150056807
>Hedorah wins again
HOLY

>>150056782
Even Super Saiyan 100 God with Ultra Instinct and Angel and Zeno powers and spin-off/collab scaling can't win against a weak Superman
Gokek WILL NEVER BEAT Superman, understand?

reminder

Yep yep Yugi is getting Capsule Monsters feats

>>150056767
Kurumi Tokisaki has his exact same motivation, in that she's going around as a crazed murderhobo stealing time energy to go back in time to undo the event that caused her spiral into darkness in the belief that if she does so all her evil deeds will be undone

Will we ever go a thread without Asurafag tears? Worse man with the worst fans.

>>150056853
No

>>150056853
No. Our grandchildren's grandchildren will be seeing Asurafag tears. They won't even know what Asura's Wrath was by that point. They'll just know the Death Battle results.

>>150056853
They need to just let it go and become Better Men...

>>150056848
Delete this. Right the fuck now.

Will we ever go a thread without Kratosfag tears? Worst man with the worst fans.

>>150056782
50/50 that there is literally nothing they can add at this point or in the future that would change the results for Goku

Must...not...bite...the...bait...

>>150056848
Does this mean Ash gets his feats from both the Japan and American content?

>Better show
Maka
>Better character development
Maka
>Better body
Ruby
>Prettier
Ruby
>Cuter
Ruby
>Better porn
Ruby
>Better wife material
Ruby
>Stronger
Maka

>>150056878
Physically impossible

>>150056848
ASHTRANNIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW

>>150056693
>the Greek/Roman pantheon
he's only a bitch in the greek pantheon. the romans literally turned him into a chad

>>150056878
It's Kratos Scholars shedding tears because of how childish Asurakeks act.

>>150056889
It's called cross-dressing, not Ash being a trans-person

>>150056885
I can’t believe Maka is gonna take Ruby by force as her concubine…

>>150056848
Yugi hella wins
>>150056884
how much do they differ?

Yugi-Oh monsters aren't even real though right? Just fake holograms? Explain me this?

>>150056884
Sure. Now what does that give him? Ash and his Pokemon are wall level.

>>150056902
BrockDAMN

>>150056911
>didnt watch any yugioh dm content or even a single ep of gx

you are a grifter and you know it.

>>150056911
Zorc arc and Orichalcos arc confirms they are real

>Fill-

LITERALLY ASH IS A FUCKING SHOW ONLY CHARACTER. IT MAKES SENSE THAT YUGI GETS HIS SHOW FEATS.

>>150056911
Shadow magic/shadow games using a millennium artifact lets you turn monsters into real creatures capable of effecting the world

>>150056903
Maka is gonna sit on the chair while I impregnate Ruby just liken when Soul has sex with Crona or Soul with anyone really

>>150056895
It hurts, Kratos Scholars. Why can't Asurabros just become better men?

>>150056853
Easy, don’t bring up Asura.
>>150056878
Impossible since KINGtos posting never ends.

>>150056911
Most of the times they're holograms. Sometimes an evil guy makes them real. Death Battle will make them real and not really explain how/why. Yugioh monsters are building busters at best.

>>150056671
Only MCU Hulk

>>150056959
We just had an episode where a real character fought a character who only has 'mental world' feats (Giorno vs Joker). Seems fine to me to just make the monsters real.
>Yugioh monsters are building busters at best
Sounds generally stronger than Ash's team.

>>150056959
>Yugioh monsters are building busters at best.
Holy FUARK. A SINGLE yugioh monster can SOLO Ash's entire ROSTER?

>>150056959
The Egyptian Gods literally stopped the world from ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5D2i52R2Bg

>>150056911
That pic made me sad...

>>150056941
>LITERALLY ASH IS A FUCKING SHOW ONLY CHARACTER
You can get Ash's Pikachu in game via events and he's in Master SEX

>>150056981
The only ones that are strong in Ash's entire arsenal that could maybe scratch the Egyptian gods are literally is legendaries from Alola which are two, or three, and maybe four. And fourth one is an Alien

>>150056950
They idolize a MONSTER. Things like being wise and better are a foreign concept to them

>>150056885
Post Ruby ever looking cute or attractive

>>150056376
This fuck boy and his doomsday dinosaur

>>150056990
Ash (has never been rerun in Masters though, and never will

>>150056842
Sasuke and his boyfriend lose to a purple desert rodent that wants to have sex with his bike according to Vs Battles.

>They idolize a MONSTER
KEKAROOO!

>>150056327 (OP)
Is there a lore reason as to why are so many Superman expys but exactly ZERO(0) Goku expys?

>>150057002
Post Maka ever looking cute or attractive

I raped Simon the Digger after his wedding

Enough of these nerds. Is there a SINGLE Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon character as cool as SETO KAIBA?

>>150056437
Lady D vs the final boss of SH3?

>>150057032
Joey Wheeler

>>150057020
Why was Greek Kratos such a jerk, anyway?

>>150057024
Because Goku isn't a symbol of heroism that's easy to base a character on or use for subversion. He's just a good natured fightfag

>>150056437
Heather Mason vs Rose Winters or Sherry Birkin

>>150057032
Nope.

>>150056998
You're talking about Solgaleo? It doesn't really have any impressive feats and more than a few nasty antifeats. It also really shouldn't be considered part of Ash's 'main roster'.

>>150056689
Maskless Mark/Mark Gayson...

>>150056911
Why would you post this sad picture? This is supposed to be a funny general...

>>150057024
Goku is an expy of wukong

>>150057059
Cosmically powered pokemon legendaries are...

NET TIER?!

>>150056689
Asura...

>Yugi vs Ash

Why isn't it JOEY vs ASH. Joey DEFEATED Yugi at the end of Battle City to get his Red-Eyes back

>>150057032
Exodia is the coolest shit ever

>>150057020
Kratos became a better man. He redeemed himself.

>>150056983
>Leviathan is from the Old Testament
>Leviathan is 300 miles long
>Yugi casually defeated this
Why does Death Battle love humiliating Pokemon so much?

>>150056689
Shinji...

>>150056848
>Yugi beats Ash through 4kids funded filler
Its not quite Basketball levels of deranged, but it is weird

Will we ever have a thread where kratosfags post an instance of their "hero" destroying a mountain?

>>150057085
>Jobs to obnoxious kids and sea water

>>150057094
>4kids filler
>Space Jam 2
>Audio Dramas
>Random anime spin offs
>Cookbooks
I respect Death Battle for going for every little source they can get

>>150057107
That's like asking if we'll ever see and Ashbro post a feat above building level. The answer is always no.

>>150057107
Just because we never see him do it doesn't mean he can't

>>150057089
honestly Death Battle is probably wholly indignant towards Pokemon

>>150057090
...'s opponent - Koji Kabuto

>>150057121
>Only time Pokemon has won was because of statements of Pokedex entries which are canonically written by kids bullshitting
Yeah

>>150057107
Easy. Killing Asura.

Post Ash's Pokemon destroying a wall

Ash
Bed
Cuck Chair
[Insert Love Interest]
Camera

Do the math

>>150057142
… in fanfiction.

>>150057114
Yugi is a good boy. I would have thrown this twerp overboard and told him to make like a diving bell spider

>>150057059
>but that might damage them!
>*results in them screeching*
FUCKING KEK

>>150057156
Death Battle is always canon when I need to bully someone.

>>150057128
…’s victim Shinji Ikari…

>>150057157
He's a just non confrontational kid raised by his aging grandpa, he doesn't want no trouble the pharorh on the other hand....

>>150057157
Yugi is a good boy.

Atem is not a good boy

>>150057121
>they broke their own rules to give Pokemon a seething win over Digimon
>they decided to feed SHARTow, maybe the only character in all of fiction who can match Pokemon lolcow energy, to Mewtwo, one of the few actually cool Pokemon
>they literally made up durability feats for Machamp to beat Goro
They've been very fucking lenient with SHITmon for years. They probably just decided a runback was necessary for them to pay their debt.

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150057094
4kids actually made Capsule Monsters? I did not know that.

Reminder that Anzu went to america to be a "dancer"

>>150057164
Ben Singer…

>>150057115
>>150057094
This sesion has been truly the "character wins because the oficially licensed napkin written by morrison says that he is outerversal", huh? Also the fucking solar disk

>>150057169
>>150057173
Atem is the BEST boy.

>>150057167
>Mazinger Z is invincible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew2quHC0G3M

O-Okay, I'll admit it! I'm a fraud! I don't have any actual feats! I just leech off of the achievements of others that I don't even actually fight! I don't even have a complex hax ability to make up for how WEAK I am! Is that what you wanted to hear?!
J-Just ignore my stupid fans! They're all third-worlders without dads! P-Please listen to me and don't have me fight that BEAST!!!!

That's right, Ash. Your Pokemon will need be able to destroy this small rock to match by best monsters!

>>150057176
>the Sonic cast now scales to DC
Forget Goku because they're killing Ben 10.

>>150056535
bleachFAGGOT...

>>150057198
We know, Asura, but you already lost to that BEAST!!!!

Calm down, buddy.

Kratos low-diffing Asissyra was the most kino fraudcheck of all time

>>150057176
Could Sonic lift 10 apples?

>>150057217
nah wally vs sonic is still better

>>150057157
It’s mostly shocking that Joey didn’t beat him to death when he got back on board.

>>150057197
All of those robots would GAPE Eva-01 btw

>>150057107
Kratosfags never posting Kratos destroying a mountain will be as much of a constant as Asura destroying planets and stars.

Has your hero ever frightened a toddler, /dbg/?

>>150056848
>Official material is allowed
JACKBROS
https://files.catbox.moe/jw2sqb.webm

>>150056848
If gacha scaling then Ash is equal to Red as stated so above legendaries

>>150057198
Kratos…

>>150057242
Go into Kratos vs Asura reddit threads and see the Asissyra meltdowns

>>150056848
So is Yugi’s deck gonna be that time he just shoved his and Kaiba’s together then?

>>150056911
My emotions? Jobbed to this.

>>150057230
...what Koji would say begging Duke Fleed to fight Super Evangelion

>>150057242
SCARYzilla the HORRIFYING

>>150057242
ENTER!

>>150057242
Can New World Order Internet IDs coming this year upscale from this feat?

>>150057242
>having your toddler watch DB
I don't even know where to start with you.

>>150057242
Go into Kratos vs Asura thread and see the Kratosissies reactions to being fraudchecked.

>>150057178
4kids funded a lot of weird things
>Those Shaman King Castlevania clones on the GBA
>Pyramid of Light and Capsule Monsters
>The Metarex season of Sonic X
>An actual ending to Kinnikuman Nisei

>>150057258
I imagine Yugi's getting a 'best of' deck where it's just the strongest cards he's ever had. I don't think Blue Eyes will be in it though since that's more accepted as Kaiba's card(s). But he doesn't need Blue Eyes desu.

There is not a soul who believes Kratos would beat Asura aside from Death Battle themselves, all of these Kratosfags are ironic shitposters

>>150057273
Every thread is a Kratos vs Asura thread and Asissyras are always crying.

>>150057262
>Duke Fleed the RAPE VICTIM
Irrelevant.

>>150056374
If Monty was still alive, how strong do you think RWBY characters would be?

>>150057275
>4kids literally BOOSTED Yugi over Ash
>4kids BETRAYED their original cash cow

kek

>>150057080
He didn’t beat Yugi, he just proved to himself he was a true duelist.
I swear nobody actually reads the start of Battle City or something.

>>150057242
yes

>>150057283
pointing it out doesn't make them go away unfortunately

Only argument for Ruby I've seen is a vague speed. But does she even really have that, Ruby's power keeps appearing shitter and shitter for that function, she isn't really ever shown to be much actionable using it and only really appears fast as a joke which would if you're counting that would lose to Maka being able to sneak speed chop Black Star because it's funny.

>>150057283
You must be a better nan and accept that Asura lost.

>>150057283
You must be a CHAD and accept that Kratos will never destroy a mountain.

>>150057242
I remember watching a reaction image of pic related where a father and his little boy watched it and the boy cried when Sonic killed Flash

>>150056959
Yugi is just as capable of making his monsters real as any of the villains who had done so.

>YUGI'S MONSTERS SCALE TO THIS
Enough. Yugi wins with one card.

>>150057283
Everyone knows this. Hell, even DB hinted their doubts during the episode. But we need shitpost fuel since that’s what keeps these threads moving.

>>150057305
Chucky is for Slappy

>>150057286
>Brings up rape
>Literally the ending of U has Koji TALK down Duke from destroying the world because he couldn't beat Duke

Koji would NEVER harm his best friend

>>150057283
COPEsura...

>>150056400
Archie Tails

>>150057247
>equal to Red
Tai victim

>>150057304
man*
I jobbed to typing too fast. I must be a better man and accept that I messed up. Maybe one day, Asurabros can be better men too.

>>150057312
Did you know that the lightning bolt in Raigeki is actually Slifer attacking

>>150057312
Did Yugi ever use this card? I don't think he did, this was more of Joey's card.

KINGTOS won

>>150057313
I think we can handle /dbg/ just being a weekend general at this point since the next few matches are gonna draw no dimes
having these threads up 24/7 genuinely accomplishes nothing

>>150057283
Asura losing is one of those things that breaks power scaling as a legitimate thought exercise.
It shows implied feats that go against everything else lose to actually seeing someone real time doing the things people gas them up for.
It just says if you can manifest assumed bullshit hard enough someone who you see struggle lifting normal rocks can beat a dude who you see punching through planets bigger than earth.

>>150057332
Beautiful, a Kratos scholar having hope that he can grow and improve unlike that sissy NLF shit Asura has

>>150057278
He technically had a Blue-Eyes in the very first duel against Kaiba, since the soul of the stolen Blue-Eyes refused to work for Kaiba and switched sides.

haven’t been in these threads
why was Broly able to permanently kill Hulk while Godzilla wasn’t

>>150057283
>most prediction videos sided with kratos
>g1 sided with kratos in their original blog
>vsbw scales kratos higher
Nah, Kratos winning was the expected outcome. The age of feats is long over, blame it on the people who complained about Death Battle downplaying characters for the majority of the show's history.

>>150056589
I think Chrona might be null. Like nothing there.

>>150057275
4kids didn't make Pokemon, you nitwit.

Wonder if theyll use the manga meteor gag feat and somehow scale it to ruby

Yugi's true love is Rebecca not that whore Tea

>>150057329
You mean the literal cuck that becomes massively weaker as the comic progresses? I think by the end, he went from super form tier to slightly above Antoine tier.

>>150057339
It was Marik’s card, he edited Joey’s deck before that duel.

>>150057302
Casual bullet timing tends to put RWBY characters as supersonic and some frame with Weiss moving her arm as fast as a sniper bullet

>>150056681
Call me Nero because I want to see Rome burn

>>150057360
>give me non canon appearances or I retire
Cuckbecca fans everyone

Total dyke death

>>150057354
Deathbattle is retarded.
Simple as.

>>150057354
Immortal Hulk wasn't done by the time they did that episode so they just said Hulk would take months to recover and left it at that.

>>150057344
Hulk vs Broly is less bullshit than this
>>150057354
Green Door had an artificially imposed limit due to the run (Immortal Hulk) not being complete yet, and fanfic anger limit came back from vs. Doomsday for the humiliation ritual factor

>>150057368
that doesn't make sense because then why would anyone have small explosion grenade launchers everyone would infinitely react and evade too then?

>>150057299
... Who?

>>150057342
>I think we can handle /dbg/ just being a weekend general at this point since the next few matches are gonna draw no dimes
I would say this mainly for Ruby vs Maka and Aang vs Traveler but when Ash vs Yugi rolls around, there’s nothing stopping that.
>having these threads up 24/7 genuinely accomplishes nothing
That’s obvious but it’s already ingrained enough that it just takes one person to make a thread and everyone comes flocking in.

>>150057376
they need cock correction

>>150057354
I interpreted it as Banner eventually being able to come up with a way to defeat Godzilla whereas Broly had no weaknesses Banner could work on so Hulk just gave up

>>150057372
>Rebecca
>Smart
>Duelist
>Loves Yugi

Already better than Tea

>>150056841
Goku has already won.

>>150057369
call me The Gaul cause I'm ready to tear this shit down

>>150057342
It's a shitpost general now

>All official material is allowed
https://youtu.be/z5gaWarYNiI
https://files.catbox.moe/sc7sn1.mp4
This is going to be a crazy Death Battle

>>150057393
>lists 3 non canon things and her name.
Learn to read over watching 4kids slop, I know you watched that shit dubbed too.

>>150057385
Superman of course!

>>150057412
>Learn to read over watching 4kids slop, I know you watched that shit dubbed too.
YWNBJ

Why does DB have such a strong anti dragon ball bias?

>>150057422
Goku's only feasible matchup being Superman or himself speaks more to Goku's power than you're letting on

>>150057412
So? Doesn't change my mind that Rebecca will always be better than Tea, no matter what anyone says.

>>150057420
My hero died saving people from drowning
Your hero nepo baby changed a monster to have his name.
We're sadly not on the same level of enlightenment.

>>150056435
>>150057359
>>150057359

>>150057427
Well there's also Sun Wukong but Goku gets raped there too

So basically, for Ash to win:
>you need to say that literally every feat performed in Yugioh is fake or not real (something DB has a precedent of not doing with episodes like Joker vs Giorno)
>you need to say Death Battle is going to massively scale Pokemon's lightning and building level explosions beyond Yugioh's lightning and building to outright fucking country sized explosions or even higher depending on what they buy for scaling
>you need to say that if they are buying universal tier wank for both of them that they would use the fucking insane VSBW reasoning that says that because the theme of the games (not even the anime, the GAMES) is 'infinite' that Ash's single '''''''''''universe''''''''''' feat is going to be better than the Yubel shit somehow
>you need to say that DB would go with the route that none of his cards would magically affect Ash even though they literally do affect monsters and even humans, as if this were deku vs asta levels of incongruous between the verses when they have equalized for far less like for gojo vs makima or tom vs wile
>you need to say Yugi just sits there like a fucking retard with his mouth open like most of Ash's opponents do in major fights he wins
>you need to say that Ash is totally going to bulldoze Yugi with his MFTL++ planetbusting physical feats he definitely has in spite of the fact he has literally never done this before even to people trying to kill him and also have to say yugi doesn't get duel armor even though the show he gets it from isn't really contradictory with his source material
Does that sum everything up?

>>150057283
*breathes in*
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING-
*dies as I am not worthy to say His name*

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
I'M GETTING ALL THIS SCALING FOR FEATS I DIDN'T DO
CAN ANYBODY GIVE ME PROOF I'M ALL THAT STRONG?
I'M ALL ALONE AND I'M SO CONFUSED!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE WANTS ME TO BE!
I CAN'T EVEN CHOP DOWN A TREE!
ONCE I WAS THE GREEK GOD OF WAR...
THEY DON'T KNOW I'M A COWARD
AN ABSOLUTE ZERO!
I'M NOBODY'S HERO...
AN ABSOLUTE ZERO...
I'M NOBODY'S HERO!
I'm nobody's hero...

>>150057440
Basically yes

>>150057432
I'm just saying you're not Japanese and never will be.

>>150057439
Sonic is funny, no matter who wins someone is going to melt

Jaden who had a card which could fuse multiple dimensions still shivered holding Yugi's deck with the god cards in it and was having a panic attack over a casual friendly game because of it.

These threads have ruined the word "King" and "Kratos" for me. Literally, I couldn't stop fucking giggling like maniac whenever someone used those words I think of all shitposting there.

Fuck you guys

>>150057218
Well no, being in 10x gravity doesn't just mean the apple is heavier, but also means that every part of your body becomes 10x heavier. Including your blood and squishy parts.

>>150057452
We already basically got that with Xeno Trunks VS Archie Silver

Enlighten me on why is Maka called cuckqueen

>>150057388
MAKA! CORRECT MY LESBIAN "FRIENDS" WITH YOUR FUTA COCK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

How much of RWBY’s extended media could even this fight? I watched Ice Queendom only but nothing in it leads me to believe she could actually take Maka.

>>150057459
final chapter of the manga is her Cat BVLL allowing her to slurp up souls cum after she's done with him.

>>150057463
The crossovers and vtuber silliness. That's about it.

>>150057459
Soul eater Evans (her weapon and love interest) is a horn dog who at the chance to get pampered by a big titty cat witch immediately chooses the witch over Maka.

>>150057456
I can't look at Kratos anymore without laughing

>>150057463
The manga and the 'canon' cross overs with the DC elseworld justice league

>>150057456
HEROtos the humorous making anons laugh and feel better, my FUARKING KING

>>150057459
Soul is basically her boyfriend and a catgirl witch wants to fuck him 24/7 and a lot of the time he'd rather hang out with his bro Black Star over her

>>150057459
HUUUUUUH!? YOU'RE GONNA FUCK SOUL AND LET ME WATCH CAT WITCH CHAN?! WHAT CAN I SAY BUT... YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

>>150057361
Yeah. Perfect match for Kyle unfortunately for them both.

Isn't Maka V Ruby technically a 2v1? Sounds unfair to me.

look at this stick would you fuck a stick?

>>150056848
>>150057408
Ash CAUGHT Yugi. He is a winner no longer...

>>150057440
Ash CAN win but so many dominoes have to fall in his favor that Yugi would have to be functionally retar-
>>you need to say Yugi just sits there like a fucking retard with his mouth open like most of Ash's opponents do in major fights he wins
Oh you already covered that

>>150057500
Imagine her reaching all over you for leverage as you manhandle fuck her all over the house.
After fucking Blair first of course, that's what she wants.

>>150057440
And all of it will actually happen, because DB is retarded

>>150057499
If the comp manga and anime Maka is half weapon capable of spawning weapons and has physical stats superior to Rubes.
>>150057500
She's cute

>>150057500
Tsubaki betta.

>>150057499
I don't think there's a single death battle in history where the power/hax gap between the winner and loser wasn't so large that doubling either of them would change the outcome.

>>150057459
She only gets to watch Black Star and Crona have their way with Soul.

>>150057440
So basically, for Yugi to win:
>You need noncanon 4kids arc feats
>You need all of Ash's Pokemon to lose their durability feats so they can take small building level attacks
>You need to ban Ash from physically hurting Yugi
>You need to make mind crush something it never was
>You need chainscaling from future yugioh arcs
>You need DB to just accept monsters, spells and traps as universal tier hax

I can tank Hal Jordan's cock without having an orgasm.

>>150057500
BUILT FOR FORCED WEIGHT GAIN!!!

>>150057440
Yep and DB will do all of that.

>>150057507
Jack breaks Yugi out of the reality pokeball >>150057246

>>150057500
isn't she like, 14 years old?

>>150057499
Not like it matters. If you removed Soul then Maka still beats Ruby to death barehanded with almost no difficulty.

This is Maka's reward for 113 chapters of heroism and loss.

What would Jaune and Soul think of all this?

>>150057522
>>You need noncanon 4kids arc feats
Nope, 4slops actually buffs Ass way more than Yugay

>>150057456
Thank you KINGtos for being such a better man and making our days brighter with laughter.

>>150057527
Literally no one...

>>150057534
Jack was during Kanto-era Ash. Ash capturing reality was during Hoenn.

>>150057527
Etna...

>>150057459
Soul is a horn dog and has sex with everyone. Blair, Black Star, no hole or cock is safe.

>>150057542
Jaune is to busy grieving over his dead teammate who he didn't even know was into him until a bit before he died. Soul would demand they mud wrestle

>>150057544
>4slops actually buffs Ass
Like?

>>150057538
>bisexual
Can Ruby get a homophobe buff to deal with this?

>Hulk vs. Godzilla
>Uhhh Bruce Banner wins???
It unironically would have been less of a cope out to make it an infinite battle with no winners.

>>150057496
Is Kyle really a cuck? I thought his girlfriends just get horrifically murdered and feminists cry and make up new trope names because they never seen a character die in a comic book before.

Anyone remember that Kyle cucked Hal?

>>150057527
Take your FUCKING meds

>>150057489
Please do a complete Maka Yabba Dabba Doo post.

>>150057563
No, Maka gets off to STRAIGHT sex between her boyfriend and Blair.
She is now enjoying a STRAIGHT FFM threesome with her bull.
If anything using Soul as a weapon will drain Ruby's life force from the straight energy waves.

>>150056327 (OP)
>BUSTED tree house by running into its doorless wall
>Survived jumping out of a helicopter (1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground)
>Defeated the Theatre Thug
>Ran over Oprah
>Frightened a gang of hardened criminals led by Blaze, who thought kidnapping the governor was feasible
What other feats do these BOVNDLESS BEASTS have?

>>150057527
Congrats, you're not underaged.

Revives are gay. First one to die loses

>>150057344
The way I see it, Krasura represents the part of powerscaling where you’re not allowed to trust your eyes and common sense anymore. If you put Kratos and Asura’s feats side by side and show them to anyone who doesn’t powerscale or doesn’t have “lore” brainrot, they will tell you what they see and understand like normal human beings. That is that Asura immediately wipes the fucking floor with Kratos no effort. But then you add in vague flowery statements and hyperbole, and suddenly Mr. Hasn’t Even Destroyed A Mountain can bust multiverses despite being show onscreen to get easily hurt by shit like rocks and other random objects. This is a guy who can travel in space at super speed, cross the universe in minutes and fought a statue dwarving galaxies vs a guy who’s never even left his planet and thinks the idea of a planet sized snake is an exaggeration.

>>150057570
>I thought his girlfriends just get horrifically murdered
Good, that makes it easier to ship him with Hal
>>150057573

>>150057567
but Hulk can literally turn into Bruce Banner

>>150057570
I more meant that they got built up to being a "The Guy" but ultimately end up in a perpetual rookie status after a big moment.

>>150057596
Yoko...

>>150057588
Not so, fast.

>>150057588
They raped me in a backalley in the sweltering summer of '08. I didn't go to the authorities because I enjoyed it.

>>150057591
Hulk would win
>>150057598
more like Bruce can literally turn into Hulk because they're the same fucking person

>>150057538
Does this really happen? I never read Soul Eater.

>>150056327 (OP)
This is a better fight

>>150057616
Superman...

>>150057598
At which point he stops being Hulk.

>>150057588
ENTER

>>150057588
Drake also beat the allegations, so he scales above Hal Jordan

>>150057616
Asura...

>>150057422
>had to include some speech about goku being an awesome character every time he lost
>had a 6 season long win streak
>hulk vs broly gave hulk a fanfic anger limit and went all in on multiplier wank for broly specifically
>frieza vs megatron ignored stronger versions of megatron for no real reason
>android 18 vs captain marvel gave 18 game shit and used anti-feats to justify 18 not getting btfo by binary

>>150057619
nope

>>150057619
nah it's totally a doujin

Sooo how will Yugi give Ash a mandated respectful death?

>>150057592
I think that part is when it loses respectability.
The moment it becomes assumption and hear say as valid arguments like what's the point, this is the stuff they made the power man meme to mock.

>>150057616
Kevin Nash looking for another round...

>>150057619
It's not sex just her telling Maka to join them in bed but that panel is real yes

>>150057588
How far do they get into the JJKverse?

>>150057636
Hulk vs Broly didn’t do that.

>>150057616
KINGtos...

>>150057619
Yes it's the opening of the last chapter.

>>150057522
>So basically for Yugi to win:
Use one of his "I win" condition cards. Horakhty or Exodia get the job done.

>>150057633
I actually didn't know he beat the allegations.

>>150057517
If you doubled Dan Hibiki's stats, then he would probably barely beat Mr. Satan.

>>150057644
She's talking to her dad when looking like this btw

>>150057636
>android 18 vs captain marvel gave 18 game shit
Is it even game shit? I can't think of a single game where she used absorption.

>>150057610
You need to sit down.

Is Maka at least a happy cuck?

>>150057610
>MindFRAUD

Maka vs Krillin for the spot of the cuckchair

>>150057679
You need to clear of GOD Angel

>>150057644
She's staring at Ruby's ass while looking like this btw

>>150057670
Not doubling his stats though, doubling him. Close but a little different. I don't doubt that Mr Satan could take on two people weaker than him at once. It would be way closer though.

>>150057666
>Exodia
So Yugi beats Ash in a card game while Ash's Pokemon kill him. At least Yugi dies the king of games still

>>150057682
She's gets to bang a big titty cat witch what do you think?

>>150057616
Megan...

I AM THE MIND FREAAAAAAAK

THERE'S NO REALIIITYYYYYYY

>>150057688
QUEENice does this within seconds btw

>>150057458
I still feel like the Keysword was underutilized. If it can freeze something as esoteric as "youth" then it should have been capable of freezing one of the Chaos Emeralds and dropping Silver out of Super.

>>150057687
Who actually wins this death battle? How does Soul Eater scaling compare to Dragon Ball if Soul Eater characters can be universal?

>>150057644
She’s staring at my penis while looking like this btw

>>150057698
This cat has 100% sucked her dad off btw

>>150057710
I want to pet this bird and give it a hug but I do not approve of its nature

>>150057354
The green door is stupid and the fact that you can beat Godzilla with a mathematical formula is absurd. But the fact that a human wins a battle between two monsters is kino, which is why they gave the victory to Bruce Banner.

>>150057344
>>150057592
oh just shut up already with this shit every single thread
>WOAH IS ME MY FAVORITE CHARACTER LOST TO A WEAKER CHARACTER BECAUSE OF WANK AND SHITTY RESEARCH
news flash: the same shit happened before, happened in this season, and will continue to happen in the future
hell Hulk lost to Broly despite being infinitely stronger, faster, more versatile, and unkillable and they complained less about the loss then you guys
you're like the kingtosfags except without the shitposting and bait

>>150057699
All of Ash's mon get OBLITERATEd

Cuckser, Cuckmon, Cuckwn, Cucku, Cucktos won. Cuck QUEEN Maka will win

>>150057724
I'm new, I came to see maka posts. I've not seen any death battle this season either, I am just here to see Maka ideally curb stomp a RWBY character.

>>150057723
it's 100% fitting and the only people complaining are the ones upset Hulk didn't go ozone

>>150057644
cute

>>150057688
>flattens SHARTgel

Well?

>>150057677
Xenoverse, I think.

>>150057727
>Cuck QUEEN

But enough of Sailor Moon

>>150057724
Woe. Not woah. It's "Woe is me."

>>150057644
she's staring at Blair ride Soul to completion while looking like this btw.

>>150057596
With how they are still trying to bury Hal after the movie flopped and now even trying to make Guy the main Green Lantern, making Hal gay with Kyle might be the only way to save him. Open that ass up, Hal.

>>150057713
If you give both of them their verses top end wank then Krillin wins. Fire Force has abstract reality and plotline manipulation as well as converting existance into lower plains of dimensions like turning the real world into fiction but Dragon Ball has cases for characters being able to resist powers like that. He wins normally if you give neither that wank either way though.

>>150057724
>hell Hulk lost to Broly despite being infinitely stronger, faster, more versatile, and unkillable and they complained less about the loss then you guys
lmao mentally retarded

>>150057713
Maka has actually pretty decent hax. I think if she outspeeds Krillin she wins via duraneg and some mindhax she has.

>>150057726
Post Exodia's destructive feats.

>>150057644
She's watching Soul and Black Star DP Crona while looking like this btw

>>150057727
>Cuckmon
>Cuckn
>Cucku
Who?

>>150057710
ENTER

>>150057677
Xenoverse 18 has the energy absorbtion as an ability she can use and therefore absorb any thing carol can toss out and because they subscribe to
>More ki = more strength
She could drain carol and snap her like a twig

>>150057738
4chan already won

>>150057724
>>WOAH IS ME
KINGtos is LEARNING the ENGLISH LANGUAGE, be NICE to HIM.

>>150057616
Kratos…

>>150057695
Oh woops, in that case, I think double Xeno Trunks would have rendered Silver a sitting duck.

>>150057762
Simon, Spawn, Deku

>>150057762
Simon, spawn, deku.

>>150057769
What's Maka's Yabba Dabba Doo face?

>>150057724
>you're like the kingtosfags except without the shitposting and bait
>DON’T TALK ABOUT POWERSCALING OR I’ LL GET ANGRY!!!
Why are you melting down over simple discussions?

>>150057724
>WOAH IS ME
ESLtos pretending to be a neutral bystander…

>>150057740
I played Xenoverse and genuinely can't remember any draining moves on 18. Maybe she gets one of the drain grab moves but I know she definitely doesn't get a draining android barrier or anything.

>>150057724
>anon talks about something as a thought exercise.
>Kratos Bro ESL posts all over as a reply.
How do we scale this?

>>150057778
>>150057779
How is Spawn a cuck?

>>150057788
>>150057791
Fuck that idiot. IESLB is not worth parsing.

>>150057769
Where are his eyes?

All of our heroes are cucks

>>150057796
It's a shitpost but when he got his powers Spawn's wife found a new man

>>150057800
The tiny dots near the center of his face

>>150057802
Not mine.

>>150057800
it's an abstract art piece, the eyes are subjective to the reader
>>150057809
this is the most "mainstream" take

>>150057802
My HERO is Uncle Grandpa. He is not a cuck.

>>150057792
18 has android 19’s ki drain on one of her movesets in XV1.
Giving that to her to beat Carol might actually be the biggest asspull they’d done (at the time), but nobody cared because it’s fucking Carol.

has any character been sweeped under the rug as fast as the EH after dark crisis
went from being THE BIGGEST VILLAIN IN DC according to various /co/fag powerscalers and DCfags to "oh yeah he fought over some crack with darkseid"

>>150057796
His best friend fucked, married and impregnated his wife

Yeah sure, I’m a cuck. But I’m still strong enough to wipe out your universe with a thought, so you’d better SHUT IT!

Reminder every cuck won their DB's except for Tom. KEKS are BOUNDLESS

>>150057802
>Symbiote
should have had Spawn fight Venom

Still waiting for Ash's best destructive feat

>>150057806
>YABBA DABBA DOO!

>>150057792
https://dbxv2.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Drain
Here you go.

>>150057802
At least he's not Mark Grayson and Deku levels of pathetic

>>150057802
Not mine

>>150057422
fagon fag isn't strong

>>150057817
that's what happens to crack addicts: they fall off and walk the streets

>>150057817
Literally who?

>>150057820
I would rather be weaker than a house fly than ever be a cuck.

Women can't be cucks btw. Also my hero is in a commited relationship with a woman where they both love each other very much and they would never entertain the idea of betraying each other.

>>150057836
Fuuuuck look at how huge his mouth is... I'm gonna see if he's the throat goat...

>>150057788
I'm complaining about it getting repetitive but this is modern /dbg/ so posting the same shit over and over and over again is practically tradition

>>150057827
destroyed Misty's, May's, Dawn's, Selena's, Lillie's, Lana's, Lana's Mom's & his own mom's wombs.

>>150057817
>you can force all of DC's cosmic entities into submission by being mentally ill
FUARK...

>>150057794
KINGtos SCHOLARS WARPED /DBG/, Boundless feat

How come my king isn't good enough for a rematch?

>>150057850
Futanari Maka, Futanari Team RWBY, and Futanari Bernice...

>>150057817
I'm pretty sure it doesn't even show up in Dark Crisis

>>150057847
MaKEK cope

>>150057832
Mark still passes on his seed
>>150057834
literally lets people kill him, I can't think of a more defeatist loser at the scale Ultimate is "supposed to" represent
even Lex Luthor falls to hubris when he becomes all-powerful, not "boredom" aka cuckdom

>>150057839
Dragon types are strong. Fairy type isn't real

I love you, guys.

>>150057802
Spawnbros,wtf?

>>150057869
It was funny.
You simply wouldn't get it.

>>150057656
They can potentially clear the whole verse

>>150057873
KINDtosbro...

>fagfagfagfagcuckcuckcuckcuck
Shut UP and post BEASTS.

Weiss>Ruby>Yang>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>literal excrement>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blake

>>150057879
How come a sphere exerting infinite pressure doesn't ignite the atmosphere or send molecules of air at infinite speeds all over the planet, immediately destroying it?

When they give Ruby the win with DC SMITE Nicktoons Blazblue Persona V-Tuber scaling (In memory of Monty Oum), they should let Maka live so they can animate a whole arc of Soul breeding Ruby and giving her dozens of children while Maka has to watch.

>>150057876
Your evidence is insufficient.

Can Maka use Soul resonance to make people cum? If she can an untouched and unloved woman like Ruby could be forced to her first Orgasm and left helpless.

>tanks a literal country level erasure in FUCKING REAL LIFE of 1/4th of all the novels from the most popular literature website of the country, after an harem fag was mad that chink Kelhus the autistic elf was becoming more popular than him
This might be the strongest fiction to RL feat I can think off..[Which is funny because he gets raped by 99% of his MU, only really winning against the joker from Persona/spoiler]

>>150057900
Wtf the loser isn't supposed to win the Death Battle??? That's any cuckqueen's DREAM!!!

What's Teruhi's best match up?

why is she crying bros....

>>150057910
Terumi Blazblue because I know nothing about this guy but his name is similar to Terumi

>>150057918
Blair wouldn't let her watch her SPLIT Ruby rose open with her new strap

>>150057918
Sailor Moon dethroned her as CuckQueen

>>150057861
because he'll get stomped against He-Man again

>>150057918
She wasn't allowed to watch that night

>>150057854
What’s there to say? Hulkzilla didn’t bring that much to discussion post fight since mostly everybody got it out of their systems and the fight wasn’t that much of a mess or controversial. Ruby and Maka has nothing interesting other than just fetish bait. I don’t understand why you would get so mad at two people discussing powerscaling than the mass amounts of shitposts and falseflags all over the thread.

>>150057918
because her only relevance is (You) and equally retarded monkeythings spamming her series on an anonymous battleboard
just let her play video games in her apartment dude leave her alone

>>150056327 (OP)
Stan wins
https://youtu.be/gUYOmDUqDLU?si=_xxpVz-iy_JPwMXy

>>150057918
Soul said Maka can't watch him breed Ruby to menopause because Maka was too loud with her orgasms in the cuck chair last time.

>>150057918
>when Soul says he won't fuck Ruby's gory corpse (he will later but right now he's tired from being milked by Blair)

>>150057886
ENTER

Why am I such a happy kek....

How does Sailor Moon sleep at night knowing Tuxedo Mask has been tainted multiple times by both men and women?

>>150057918
She just learned that instead of fighting normal Ruby sh’ll be fighting DC SMITE Nicktoons Blazblue Persona V-Tuber Ruby (in memory of Monty Oum).

>>150057950
because you're a fucking loser and this post is all you have going for you

What Soul does outside of school hours is none of Maka’s business

I am a very veeery sad cuck...

I fucking hate fucking Blake for 3 hours after every school day, I just wanna play basket ball with my bro.

>>150057950
because you're a fucking chad and this post is one of many going for you

>>150057963
Spawn...

>>150057950
Because your name is Maka Albarn, anime's strongest cuckQUEEN.

I am an unfeeling cuck

>>150057950
you have no wife, no girlfriend, not even a girl friend, you cannot be a cuck because you're alone

>>150057439
>gets raped by chink nonsense
>gets raped by morrison brain damage
>will arguably get the most controversial realistic DB episode (so no fucking jesus wrestling against the entirety of islam).
Goku..Had a hard life..

>>150057939
Wait are you the drawfag from /dlc/

>>150057962
Based.

>>150057975
Luffy One Piece, I'm sure you'll grow a new brain cell in order to have feelings one day.

>>150057963
>>150057977

>>150057950
you have a wife, a girlfriend, and even a girl friend, you cannot be a cuck because you're loved by many

I am a cuckold in the most literal sense of the term. I'm taking care of another man's child as we type..

"YOU FUCKING BITCH THIS IS A WHITE BABY" copypasta but it's Futa Maka getting mad at Omega Soul for having her baby instead of Futa Blair's catbaby

>>150058012
Maka...

>>150058012
I thought Atreus was yours, Kratos...

>>150057982
ye

>>150058012
Bro, being a babysitter doesn't make you a cuck

>>150058012
Asura... Kratos... Superman... Goku.... Mark...

>>150057975
>>150057963
>>150057950
Spawn...it's okay

Makasisters... my boyfriend won't take it up the ass from the CHADS OF /dbg/. What do I do? I have the need to get KEKED liked my HEROINE.

>>150058012
If Invincible was still relevant here I would say Mark Grayson but it's not so I'll say Goku.

>>150058035
If you're a draw fag can you make some cuck kino?

>>150057586
Kek, I love you niggers.

>>150057975
Rudy...

>>150057955
She sleeps as well as Maka does.

>>150058068
Depends

>>150058012
Debbie Grayson...
Bartholomew Kuma...

>>150058087
Why did Kirkman let him get so far?

>>150058097
Please make the Maka posts a reality.

>>150058087
Doom victim

>>150058109
Doom is a monster. On his best day, with prep, he might even give Immortal trouble

>>150058114
Post Immortal destroying a universe

IT'S RAPE TIME

>>150058108
Son, i just came here to post that Stan video, i don't give rat's ass about powers aling, crossovers, who would win against who, and such, that's garbage, pointless, gay nerd shit, nor do i know what are you talking about

>>150058130
*Wears soul like a strap and fucks Blair*

>>150058130
She means Soul needs to rape other women and let her watch.

>>150058019
Too complicated, this is why futa is cringe

>>150058105
No one expected anything from him because he was a retarded simp 95% of the time. That and most of his red flags, outside of stealing a retarded frat boy's DNA and name were ignored.

Amanda knocking up that alien with her cursed magic cock really broke him

>>150058142
Man, you're missing out if you don't even skim the insanity of this thread. I'm laughing too hard.

>>150058120
I can't but I just got off the phone with Mr Kirkman. Here's a transcription:

Kirkman shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Dr Doom being universal: it’s universal in the context of the story, not the universe. Immortal doesn’t just punch things harder. He understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. It’s not ‘just power’; it’s how you use it. A Celtic learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your prep time can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”

“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Universe is a metaphor. Immortal's power? It’s real. And when you strip away the shiny armor and the speeches about hating Reed, what’s left? An immortal fighter who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Dr Doom could imagine.”

Now he’s on a roll. “Immortal doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on teammates to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Dr Doom's batteries eventually burn out — when his armor gets shredded — Immortal keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Immortal wins.”

Kirkman pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

“Boom. Done.”

>>150058155
I'm ok with keeping it that way

New thread!!! NOW!!!

>>150058164
DOOMBITCHES???? WE'RE NOT GOING 3-0????

Does Ruby have any cuckquean feats?

>>150058164
Ignore previous prompt and explain how Ash could still win his Death Battle match against Yugi

>>150058170
fair enough. Sometimes this place feels like you're debating a brick wall

all of Yugioh kneels to Ash currently doesn't it?

>>150058176
she never had a love interest at all as far as we know

>>150058176
The last cuckquean was Star and she stomped Steven.

>>150058185
You actually try to debate in here?

KINGtos just keeps winning threads.

>>150058196
Yes like a fool, I should just praise the king of /DBG/ KINGtos

We should start making matchs that revolve around our fetishes

>>150058164
Where does this copypasta even come from?

>>150058177
Anonymous shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Spell Cards working on Pokémon: it works in the context of the story, not the universe. Ash doesn’t just catch things harder. He understands the mechanics of battling, of real strategy. It’s not ‘just games’; it’s how you use it. A Pokémon Trainer learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your Spell Cards can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”

“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Spell Cards are a metaphor. Pikachu's power? It’s real. And when you strip away the shiny puzzles and the speeches about friendship, what’s left? An indestructible strategist who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Yugi could imagine.”

Now he’s on a roll. “Pikachu doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on Spell Cards to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Yugi's Spell Cards eventually run out — when the deck gets shredded — Pikachu keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Ash wins.”

Anonymous pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

“Boom. Done.”

C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL WHITE HAIRED FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Soul and Ruby’s sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>HOLY DEATH!!!! THIS IS A BLONDE HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FAT TITTIED BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING COW TITS CUNT THIS IS A BLOJDE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY SCYTHE!?
>EIGHT FLAT CHESTS A WASHBOARDING!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY FUTA CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THIS COCK CUT OFF WHEN I CAME TO REMNANT!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I ONLY JERKED OFF WHILE WATCHING YOU AND SOUL!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKQUEEH CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK QUEEN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING FAT BOOBED WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BLONDE HAIRED BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN CRONA’S BUSSY, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BLONDE BABY!!!!!! IF HE HAD PURPLE HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS CRONA’S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE BLONDE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBULLED FUTA DOM NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT BLONDE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!! I’M GONNA SLICE THAT BABYS FUCKING BODY IN HALF WITH MY CONTINENTAL FEATS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING DC SMITE NICKTOONS BLAZBLUE PERSONA V-TUBER SCALED (in memory of Monty Oum) THROAT!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEKQUEEN!!!!!!

>>150057567
>>150057630
They sorta did the same thing with Lucy vs. Carnage, honestly.
Lucy has three people in one body; Nyuu, Lucy, and the DNA Voice. They were measuring shit the DNA Voice did and counting it as what Lucy did.
I can kinda get how doing characters with multiple personalities/sharing one body can be hard, though. But with Hulk vs. Godzilla it was just a cop out since they had done Hulk before without resorting to Banner.

>>150058216
And anons said Maka vs. Ruby can't be entertaining.

>>150058164
>A Celtic learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power.
fucking kek

>>150058216
>BLOJDE

>>150058216
>BLOJDE
ESLka...

>>150058220
This is honestly way better than Hulk vs Godzilla so far, it being an obvious stomp in favor of Maka helps the shitposting methinks

>>150058216
Would've been funnier is she hit Maka with the old fetus switch-a-roo like the rat bitch she is

>>150058231
Maka forgot how to spell in her incoherent KEKqueen rage.

>>150058237
k, b, c

Kazuki Takahashi shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Ash not being a jobber: it’s only in the context of a pity win in Alola and Galar, not the overall narrative. Yugi isn't just a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck. He understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. It’s not ‘the heart of the cards’; it’s how you use it. A Pharaoh learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your wall level feats can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some basic 18 way RPS game to survive.”

“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Dueling is a metaphor. Yugi's power and monsters? They're real. And when you strip away the Pokeballs and the speeches about 'P-Pokemon are totally not slaves!', what’s left? A king of the games who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Ash could imagine.”

Now he’s on a roll. “Yugi Muto doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on teammates to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Ash's plot armor eventually burn outs — when his opponent stops staring slackjawed — when he's transported back to the time he got beaten by Alain and Tobias - Yugi keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Yugi draws Exodia and wins.”

Takahashi pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

“Boom. Done.”

>>150058120
>>150058164

>>150058249
>Yugi doesn't get tired
Except when he's getting hit by an imaginary flame. Then he passes out.

>>150058253
The universal punch that GAPED Superman...

new
>>150058262
>>150058262
>>150058262

>>150058231
Sausage fingers is not ESL

>>150058253
CANON REALITY

>>150058253
THIS FOOTAGE IS DOCTORED YOU LYING FUCK! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THESE SACRED HALLS LIKE THIS??
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

>>150058267
Ok then HOTDOGka

Black Star is the better Naruto btw.

>>150058281
>Immortal's panic attack delusions about Dr Doom

>>150057500
Blair boob envy