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Anonymous No.150227644 >>150227679 >>150227756 >>150227817 >>150228257 >>150228854
Death Battle
Spooky season slowly approaches! Post spooky matchups.
Anonymous No.150227679
>>150227644 (OP)
I wanna see an episode that's one anime protag and his harem vs another guy and his harem in an army fight.
Anonymous No.150227682
We fucking JOBBED to JANNIES…
AGAIN.
Anonymous No.150227703
I was so scared. I thought I lost my KINGtos scholars for real this time. I almost had to go back to the real world.
Anonymous No.150227721
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
Anonymous No.150227730
It's funny how shipping has inspired lots of media while versus debating only has a few crummy shows and forums. Even hype action shows and anime don't really capitalise on that sort of thing, at least not intentionally.
Anonymous No.150227736
The mention of kingtos at the start of the thread is like saying grace before enjoying a meal.
Anonymous No.150227750 >>150228106
Hatred is all I feel...
Anonymous No.150227753 >>150228311 >>150229649
Post /dbg/ not jobbing to him. I'll wait.
Anonymous No.150227756 >>150227784
>>150227644 (OP)
CHAD Plasmius is above GODker, so Zs'Skayr jobs horribly.
Anonymous No.150227784 >>150227919
>>150227756
Can someone explain how this guy is as strong as Kratos and Simon? What are they scaling?
Anonymous No.150227817
>>150227644 (OP)
>Sukuna after tanking the most powerful attack from the K-Pop Demon Hunters verse
Anonymous No.150227825
Janny was TEACHING you.
Anonymous No.150227919 >>150227942
>>150227784
>What are they scaling?
What VSBW does best, cosmology rather than actual feats. It’s the same thing with Kratos whose feats are basically doo doo but he gets carried by cosmology chainscaling wank.
Anonymous No.150227942
>>150227919
Is Danny Phantom cosmology really that strong that everyone gets upscaled even if they are basic human level? KINGtos needs to TEACH vsbw.
Anonymous No.150228008
Reminder - KINGtos' real weapons are the Blades of Athena and Exile. The Blades of Chaos has never killed a god
Anonymous No.150228030 >>150228095
Who wins this??? Ghost physiology is broken af, intagibility should be enough so im betting undergrowth
Anonymous No.150228095 >>150228121
>>150228030
Depends on stats desu. Godzilla and Battra in a later film broke a tectonic plate. Biollante overpowers Godzilla with just her vines regularly. Does Undergrowth have anything similar? (ignoring vsbattles wiki dimension faggotry).
Anonymous No.150228106
>>150227750
Ben Singer when he sees a fully intact anime woman.
Anonymous No.150228121 >>150229047
>>150228095
No but I don't think it depends on stats, yeah Undergrowth might not hit as hard but he has lots of hax that can fuck over Biollante, look into the Ghost Physiology page they have low-godly regen
Anonymous No.150228181 >>150228366
Post our hero
Anonymous No.150228257 >>150228373
>>150227644 (OP)
Alright.
Anonymous No.150228311
>>150227753
I-i...can't...
Anonymous No.150228336
I am 99% sure that the next episode, if Halloween related, will have a FNAF character.
Anonymous No.150228366
>>150228181
's BVLL
Anonymous No.150228373
>>150228257
Scarecrow, ANY Scarecrow, is for Mysterio and Mysterio only.
Anonymous No.150228389 >>150228522
Ash vs Yugi is gonna become a mainstay here like Kratos vs Asura and Simon vs Kyle, right? There's no way it couldn't.
Anonymous No.150228522 >>150228674 >>150228718
>>150228389
Kratos vs Asura changed Death Battle scaling forever with the new gold standard for statement wank and Simon vs Kyle made DC a fodder verse by acting like Kyle was stronger than he really was. The effects of them will last years. I can't imagine Ash vs Yugi causing nearly as much salt, but maybe it could surprise us.
Anonymous No.150228667 >>150228696
Why couldn’t Asura have fought an actual martial artist instead BRICKWALLtos? It was such a waste for Asura’s polyhedric and adaptable fighting style. I wouldn’t have even been that mad if Asura lost against someone who actually matches his pace/energy but he got put in and lost in such a boring fight. DA just made Kratos stand in the same fucking spot 90% of the fight and had Asura do most of the fight choreography.
Anonymous No.150228674
>>150228522
It'll (hopefully) be something similar to BowsEgg, a big, over-the-top event of a leadup with lots of fun debates and an iconic animation to top it off. I'd be very, very surprised if the crew fumbled this matchup, they tend to lock in for more "big" episodes (the aforementioned Bowser vs Eggman, Simon vs Kyle, Omni Man vs Homelander weirdly enough)
Anonymous No.150228696 >>150228792
>>150228667
Broly's a big, strong martial artist. Imo I think that Nuly would be better for Asura cause he has bigger attacks plus they could have him do some of Zly's more iconic stuff alongside them, like when he clotheslines Vegeta into that big ass rock.
Anonymous No.150228718
>>150228522
What'd you say are the top ten most important Death Battle episodes in terms of impact on the show and its fandom?
Anonymous No.150228731 >>150228782
Bardock beats homelander
Anonymous No.150228737 >>150228786 >>150228877
Why is there an influx of Kratosposting on /v/'s catalog? Did you fuckers do this?
Anonymous No.150228782
>>150228731
…’s steak dinner.
Anonymous No.150228786
>>150228737
They are becoming better men. Does KINGtos need to TEACH you too?
Anonymous No.150228792
>>150228696
I wouldn’t mind Broly pulling some wacky shit on Asura as long the fight was adrenaline-filled and energetic (especially since Asura and his game thrives off spectacles). In the same vein, we could’ve had Asura pulling the nuts smasher move on Broly like he did against Evil Ryu.
Anonymous No.150228818 >>150228885
FUUUUARK I COULDN’T SOLVE THE ULTIMA EQUATION, I GET NO-DIFFED BY THE AVERAGE MATH TEACHER!!!
Anonymous No.150228854
>>150227644 (OP)
We must be better men
Anonymous No.150228877
>>150228737
There’s like 7 Better Men threads up right now on /v/, kek.
Anonymous No.150228885
>>150228818
KEKtos...
Anonymous No.150228908 >>150228927 >>150228934 >>150228988 >>150229659
Some minute observations
Anonymous No.150228927
>>150228908
>reddit reddit reddit reddit
go back
Anonymous No.150228934
>>150228908
This is awful roflmoa.
Anonymous No.150228946 >>150228952 >>150228956 >>150228993
When my wife found a better man than me I just accepted it and cried in happiness at their wedding. I'm so happy we live in a society where women are free to upgrade to a better man when they find one. Turns out I'm better than him at some things so she still comes over to have sex sometimes but that's how it is, one man can't be the best at everything, but she deserves the best of everything.
Anonymous No.150228952
>>150228946
Anonymous No.150228956 >>150228959
>>150228946
Being a cuckold makes you a spineless weakling.
Anonymous No.150228959 >>150228967
>>150228956
It makes you a better man
Anonymous No.150228961
It's insane how much better fights after Kratos vs Asura handled things that SHOULD'VE been in the fight
>Simon vs Kyle
Cosmic shit, 1v1 fistfight in the end
>Hulk vs Godzilla
Size difference (when Asura is Destructor form), coming back after death
Anonymous No.150228965 >>150229003 >>150229051
. . . . . . .
Anonymous No.150228967
>>150228959
Genuinely it's so funny to see Kratos as the face of weird hipster morals when you'd think he'd be associated with the opposite kind of person.
Anonymous No.150228969
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.150228988
>>150228908
Retard
Anonymous No.150228993
>>150228946
FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
Anonymous No.150229003 >>150229015
>>150228965
*Cock slaps her with my 13 x 3 inch BBC*
Anonymous No.150229011
KINGtos needs to be in my dreams tonight to make me a better man.
Anonymous No.150229013
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
Anonymous No.150229015 >>150229020
>>150229003
Oooh wowie zowie! I know a BETTER MAN when I see one! Can you get my wife and her boyfriend pregnant on my behalf please?
Anonymous No.150229020
>>150229015
I'll impregnate you too lil nigga
Anonymous No.150229021
>ASISSYra mindbreak hours
I looked it up and I guess they are getting out of school at this time in India.
Anonymous No.150229023
Atreus, what your mother did before I met her is her business and her's alone.
I never asked your mother's bodycount, Muhammad (PBUH) knows my bodycount was higher.
We have to respect her privacy, we have to be better men.
Anonymous No.150229032 >>150229054 >>150229060
Are there actually any real kratosfags? All the ones I see are just falseflags
Anonymous No.150229047
>>150228121
It's really depend on which Biollante you are using. If you are using the original one, then she'll struggle. If you are using the one from Godziban, Undergrowth loses. Godziban Biollante (her name is Sakuya) is a spiritual guardian that uses her powers to reseal Desghidorah. It's even reveal later on, she got a super form by combining her spirit with the spirit of the three Godzilla brother's mother.
Anonymous No.150229051
>>150228965
Cute boy, hal victim
Anonymous No.150229054
>>150229032
On reddit, maybe.
Anonymous No.150229060 >>150229071
>>150229032
I played all of the GoW Greek Games except Ascension + 2018. But I never got the Better Men shit that's been push around Ragnarok.

All these "Be Better Men" shit wasn't blatant in 2018.
Anonymous No.150229067 >>150229083 >>150229092 >>150229110
In a Pokemon vs Digimon fight could Rotom possess whatever server farm is simulating the Digital World?
Rotom can possess technology, would this make him basically a god in Digimon?
Anonymous No.150229071 >>150229087
>>150229060
2 reasons why it's being push.

1. It's Kratos trying to be a good father and not let his son walk his path.

2. Some youtuber said that was the main point of the story and everyone else is riding off of his cock.
Anonymous No.150229083
>>150229067
Rotom vs Upgrade from Ben 10
Anonymous No.150229087
>>150229071
I can understand Kratos being a good father, the weight of the Greek Saga is kinda hard to ignore when Kratos is trying to raise Atreus. Practically ANYONE who either played the game (2018) or watched the cutscenes can deduce it was about Kratos trying to teach Atreus to be a better person, or in the game's case, be a better god.
Anonymous No.150229092 >>150229112 >>150229195
>>150229067
The digital world is an entirely different universe so no.
Anonymous No.150229110
>>150229067
He could probably possess any machine digimon but not the entire digital universe.

This would still make him way stronger than most pokemon.
Anonymous No.150229112 >>150229235
>>150229092
Why not? Digimons are made out of data. On the sidenote, Porygon and it's evolution would make a better choice for them to fight.
Anonymous No.150229141 >>150229162 >>150229198 >>150229221 >>150229226
Number 7 is KINGtos
Anonymous No.150229162 >>150229164 >>150229219
>>150229141
This has to be a satirical article, right?
Anonymous No.150229164
>>150229162
No this a God of War review
Anonymous No.150229172
We have to be worse men
Anonymous No.150229187 >>150229211 >>150229236
Anonymous No.150229195
>>150229092
erm, DB does verse equalization sweetie
Anonymous No.150229198
>>150229141
>he does not have Twitter account
But how can he virtue signal and prove that he is BETTER MAN without one?
Anonymous No.150229200
NOOO PLEASE KRATOS DON’T GAPE ME I ONLY SAID THOSE THINGS ON 4CHAN BECAUSE IM JEALOUS OF WHAT A KING YOU ARE NOO KRATOS NOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.150229211
>>150229187
SuperSonsbros......
Anonymous No.150229212
Gridman would destroy ANY FUCKING Digimon that would even dare to challenge him.
Anonymous No.150229215 >>150229224
KEKtosbros, we have been REMOVED from /v/…
Anonymous No.150229219
>>150229162
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/seven-signs-that-your-mans-masculinity-is-nontoxic
Anonymous No.150229221
>>150229141
I am a Cucky Simonbros and OMG YAAS THIS IS MEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.150229224 >>150229229
>>150229215
What happened?
Anonymous No.150229226
>>150229141
All of us CHADjitabros are indeed just like all of these.
Anonymous No.150229229
>>150229224
Kratos defeated the Mods but yhen stabbed himself with the Ban Hammer to give the power of hope to all of /v/
Anonymous No.150229233 >>150229240 >>150229248
This thread needs a HERO!!!
Anonymous No.150229235 >>150229289
>>150229112
Rotom is just a ghost that possess machines. Functionally, every single Digimon can do what Rotom does since they're the same.
Anonymous No.150229236
>>150229187
The image is a dynamic, action-packed scene from what appears to be an anime or manga, featuring three characters engaged in a intense battle. The artwork is characterized by bold lines, vibrant colors, and dramatic motion effects.Character on the Left: This character has blue hair tied back with a red scarf that flows dynamically, suggesting movement. They are wearing a light-colored outfit with a high collar and appear to be striking or blocking with their left arm, which is extended forward. The character's face is partially visible, showing a focused expression.
Character on the Right: This character has dark hair and is dressed in a light-colored outfit with a red scarf or cape. They are positioned at an angle, with their right arm raised, possibly delivering or preparing a powerful attack. Their facial expression shows determination or excitement, with a wide grin.
Character in the Center: This character has spiky green hair and is wearing a purple outfit. They are in a defensive or counterattacking stance, with their right fist clenched and raised, and their left arm bent. Their face shows a serious, intense expression, with gritted teeth, indicating effort or anger.
Background and Effects: The background is a swirling mix of gray and white, giving a sense of motion and chaos, typical of a high-energy fight scene. Red and orange motion lines and impact effects emphasize the speed and force of the attacks. There are also stylized sound effects or impact markers (e.g., "バキバキ" or "baki baki"), which are common in manga to denote the sound of strikes or collisions.

The overall composition suggests a climactic moment in a battle, with all three characters fully engaged in combat, their movements captured mid-action.
Anonymous No.150229237 >>150229242 >>150229324
This Halloween... FREDDY VS JASON! Who ever wins... WE lose!
Anonymous No.150229240
>>150229233
...and his name is Goten.
Anonymous No.150229242 >>150229265
>>150229237
>Fight that already canonically happened
Anonymous No.150229246 >>150229251
If goku returns to fight someone who ISN'T Superman, who should he actually fight? (I know that this general is pretty opposed to his sonic match up)
Anonymous No.150229248 >>150229261 >>150229262
>>150229233
>Hero
>Ignores daughter and wife to study gay ants even though they are already rich and well off
I hate what Super did you Gohan. Him and Videl just lack a sense of responsibility when it comes to their daughter. They are lucky Piccolo was actually hanging out with her or she probably would have turned out like a punk ass bitch like in GT.
Anonymous No.150229251
>>150229246
Ryu or Mori.
Anonymous No.150229260 >>150229266 >>150229270 >>150229321 >>150229340
Who's even a good opponent for him?
Anonymous No.150229261
>>150229248
Piccolo was giving her a Daily Dose
Anonymous No.150229262
>>150229248
>lack a sense of responsibility

It's funny. I'm glad Gohan doesn't get a squeaky clean marriage, and has one quirk that people can joke on. Like father like son.
Anonymous No.150229265 >>150229273
>>150229242
When? Freddy has never fought Jason.
Anonymous No.150229266
>>150229260
Goku
Anonymous No.150229270 >>150229274
>>150229260
Kevin Nash
Anonymous No.150229273
>>150229265
I-I-I’m sorry, I thought the thumbnail was Jason vs Freddy Kreuger.
Anonymous No.150229274
>>150229270
>TANKS 92
Anonymous No.150229281 >>150229286 >>150229290 >>150229306 >>150229309 >>150229313 >>150229315 >>150229342 >>150229346
Can this guy solo Naruto?
Anonymous No.150229286 >>150229292 >>150229296 >>150229299
>>150229281
>Makes the Toyotaco obsessed with him to this day
FUAAAAAARRRRRRRRK!
Anonymous No.150229289 >>150229734
>>150229235
No, not at all. Every single Digimon can do what Porygon 1 does sure, but not what Rotom does. Agumon cannot possess a refrigerator and use it to blast people with ice moves.
Anonymous No.150229290 >>150229292 >>150229296 >>150229299 >>150229306 >>150229309 >>150229314
>>>150229281
>>Makes the Toyotaco obsessed with him to this day
>FUAAAAAARRRRRRRRK!
Anonymous No.150229292
>>150229286
Canon
>>150229290
Headcanon
Anonymous No.150229296
>>150229286
Jewish lie
>>150229290
Aryan truth
Anonymous No.150229299
>>150229286
El oro
>>150229290
El lloro
Anonymous No.150229306
>>150229281
Shart
>>150229290
Art
Anonymous No.150229309
>>150229281
Art
>>150229290
Shart
Anonymous No.150229313 >>150229336
>>150229281
I genuinely don't know who this is
Anonymous No.150229314
>>150229290
Yup.
Anonymous No.150229315
>>150229281
Yup.
Anonymous No.150229321
>>150229260
Anonymous No.150229324
>>150229237
Jason probably wins Freddy doesnt seem that powerful in comparison and Jason can likely break Freddy's metal skeleton. Cool idea for a fight though. I like the theme of both of them being kids who died and haunt/stalk the area they died in. Also the play on the Freddy vs Jason title is comical. If the fight happens i hope they go with that title and dont use last names.
Anonymous No.150229335 >>150229366
I just noticed something about Kratos in /dbg/.

>Powerful warrior
>Used to stoic
>An inspiration for a deeper meditation towards an ideal self
>However, as time passed in the general it changed
>Turns into a joke of a character with ardent supporters of his former image
>Mostly about gay jokes, and has a title referring as King = Warden that patrols the halls

Kratos in this general is just Jiren from /dbs/. I'm certain now that these threads are going more into /dbs/ territory. I can't believe Jiren lives in Kratos.
Anonymous No.150229336 >>150229351
>>150229313
On /DBS/ there used to be guy who would spam for hours every day about how shit Toyotaro is. We called him startfag because he said "shall I start" before dumping supposed anatomy mistakes (90% of the time it was him failing to understand how perspective works). Eventually he got pressured into posting his art and he dropped this (traced) masterpiece.
His name is sordotoriga.
Anonymous No.150229340
>>150229260
Kuroki
Anonymous No.150229341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb6Scz-5YOs
Anonymous No.150229342
>>150229281
>S-Squall! You gotta help me with all this hate I am getting! We're like, sword gun buddies or something!
>...Whatever fag.
Anonymous No.150229343 >>150229353 >>150229355
And there's nothing wrong about this place becoming /dbs/ 2.0. Actually I support it. I haven't been getting my daily cuck fantasies to stroke to ever since /dbs/ was terminated.
Please, continue.
Anonymous No.150229346
>>150229281
Whomst is this?
Anonymous No.150229351
>>150229336
>Traced
It's called using a reference and REAL artists do it ALL THE TIME
Anonymous No.150229352 >>150229357
Gentlemen...
Anonymous No.150229353
>>150229343
/dbs/ needed cuck fantasies
we have cuck realities
Anonymous No.150229355 >>150229374
>>150229343
So, you're back. Goku Black, back to false-flag as me again.
Anonymous No.150229357
>>150229352
FUARK I'VE BEEN A BETTER MAN KRATOS I PROMISE
Anonymous No.150229359
Anonymous No.150229366 >>150229386
>>150229335
Use your fucking brain. This place was hijacked by /dbs/fags a long time ago. I guarantee it's for the very simple reason this place is /dbG/. You can read it as "Death Battle General' or 'Dragon Ball General'. That and the values a Dragon Ball fan hold are similar to those an enjoyer of this show holds.
Anonymous No.150229374 >>150229386
>>150229355
I believe you're the faker around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You aren't even good enough to be my fake!
Anonymous No.150229378 >>150229391
None of you are as obnoxiously mentally ill enough to be anything like /dbs/ actually was. That place was only fit to be inhabited by the most deranged freaks on the planet. Most of the shitposting here is tame as fuck compared to what went on there.

Which is agood thing.
Anonymous No.150229386 >>150229402
>>150229374
Don't try to test me, Zamasu. I'm the REAL detective of these halls ever since /dbs/ fell. The Nulybro >>150229366 supported my claim of Kratos = Jirenbros. You're nothing more than an imposter, Cooler-Goku.
Anonymous No.150229388 >>150229427
BRING. ME. THOSE. NINJA. TURTLES!!
Anonymous No.150229391 >>150229401
>>150229378
We don't shitpost here, ant
Anonymous No.150229395 >>150229398 >>150229417 >>150229427
Wait, the dragon ball general was deleted?
Anonymous No.150229398 >>150229411
>>150229395
they challenged Kratos. they lost.
Anonymous No.150229401
>>150229391
Then explain all this
Anonymous No.150229402 >>150229412 >>150229419
>>150229386
I run circles around you.
Anonymous No.150229408
Gentlemen.....is it time?
Anonymous No.150229411 >>150229419
>>150229398
Then... what is >>>/a/282037462
Anonymous No.150229412 >>150229419
>>150229402
Anonymous No.150229417 >>150229432
>>150229395
Its more like disbanded. Gigibro was just to strong and mods were selectively deleting posts opposing Gigibro. We got a video essay coming out abiut the situation.
Anonymous No.150229419
>>150229402
>>150229412


That's a nice illusion trick, Zamasu-Cooler. Unfortunate for you I've been taught by King Kai to know your tricks.

>>150229411
Heavily monitored, no fun at all, it used to be that threads go fast, people bant, and stuff. Then the threads were mostly filled with e-drama that the jannies monitored it daily. Even the slightest bit of bants gets you banned.
Anonymous No.150229420 >>150229423 >>150229424 >>150229436 >>150229443 >>150229452
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.150229422
>Gilbert
Utterly irrelevant flopped meme no one propagates.
Anonymous No.150229423
>>150229420
Anonymous No.150229424
>>150229420
like sexually or...?
Anonymous No.150229427
>>150229388
Ninjago would be a better fight for TMNT

>>150229395
Not deleted, just very moderated. A new janny decided he had enough of /dbs/ shit that he will make you his bitch if you so dare try to fuck around to hard. That's why you don't see the Yuru Yuri posters anymore.
Anonymous No.150229430 >>150229437
When exactly is the next interracial post? I am currently jelqing and need some stimulation. I am going soft since it's the 5th time of the day.
Anonymous No.150229432 >>150229488
>>150229417
>We got a video essay coming out abiut the situation.

I need to see it
Anonymous No.150229436
>>150229420
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
Anonymous No.150229437 >>150229445
>>150229430
So, you're trying to use Tienrus' techniques against me. I knew an imposter wasn't smart enough. Any native of /dbs/ knows how to false-flag, and you friend, are an obvious false-flag
Anonymous No.150229443
>>150229420
I cannot
Anonymous No.150229445 >>150229453
>>150229437
>Tienrus
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time, buddy. Some times, eh?
If you want effort I'll give ya some another time. Challenging me was the wrong thing. You'll see.
Anonymous No.150229448 >>150229455
Dead, I am the one
Exterminating son
Slipping through the trees
Strangling the breeze
Anonymous No.150229452
>>150229420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnIZpT-FX-o
BOOM
Anonymous No.150229453 >>150229475
>>150229445
Awfully confident, aren't you, Cooler-Zamasu-Tienrus imposter. I bet you're the one that made Goten relevant with his moebitch.
Anonymous No.150229455 >>150229460
>>150229448
woah this interracial gay sex will definitely make me a better man
Anonymous No.150229460 >>150229468
>>150229455
Why does Kratos love them?
Anonymous No.150229468
>>150229460
The Croods is Kratos' origin story
Grug was his name before he changed to Kratos
Anonymous No.150229475 >>150229485 >>150229499
>>150229453
>Awfully confident
I was the best falseflagger back at /DBS/. People always thought I was the real deal when I put effort in. Watch yourself.
>Goten relevant with his moebitch
That wasn't me. I didn't find the moewife thing all that entertaining. I certainly wouldn't export it here.
Don't try to make a long boogeyman name for me. Keep it at Goku Black. I aint a Znulytiengigibejitadennistoyoyulibanpintaruscollokiagianiardfagtenhan fag.
Anonymous No.150229485
>>150229475
Confident are you, Cooler-Zamasu-Ginyu. I'm gauging your power, next time we met, we might just prune the thread.
Anonymous No.150229488 >>150229545
>>150229432
Its an intersting story. Janitors hated /dbs/ and would constantly raid it while banning a large part of the poster. The CP being posted and staying up a little to long is part of the reason Jirenbro and I started collecting information on this. The essay is still being edited rn.
Anonymous No.150229499 >>150229527
>>150229475
Quite interesting. I'll take you up on your bargain then, I'll surely beat you, definitely.
Anonymous No.150229525 >>150229532 >>150229538
FUARK IM SO GAY
Anonymous No.150229527
>>150229499
Anonymous No.150229532
>>150229525
Kratos...
Anonymous No.150229538
>>150229525
KINGnic...
Anonymous No.150229543 >>150229707
Any predictions for Maka's preview tomorrow?
Anonymous No.150229545 >>150229580
>>150229488
Are you actually working on the essay?
Anonymous No.150229549
>taking anything the gilbertfaggot has to say seriously
Kek
Anonymous No.150229557 >>150229567
>SCHIZOku arguing with himself again
Yzilma No.150229567
>>150229557
True. We hate that retarded schizo here.
Anonymous No.150229572 >>150229577
I'm a lot like Simon.
Anonymous No.150229577
>>150229572
as this anon's BVLL i can confirm, he has watched me fucking his gf many times and calls me Big Bro when he does my homework and gives me his lunchmoney
Anonymous No.150229579 >>150229586
>Yzilma here

I'm out, fuck this shit. I'm out.
Anonymous No.150229580 >>150229598 >>150229607
>>150229545
J is writing it. Essay itself is done he's just keeps adding to it at this point. Video is gonna be long as hell. We really wanted to get the facts on the situation. Janitors abusing their power and posting CP for this raid was the legal line crossed. If you were part of /dbs/ you'll want to see what these weird fucks did to get it shut down. The video itself should take long the record. Jbro will also be providing the narration. He has a fantastic voice. Really shocked me when I first heard it.
Anonymous No.150229586
>>150229579
Kratos broke you.
Anonymous No.150229589
Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 01:03:55 No.150104376 ViewReport
>Yzilma is here

I'm out, it's over. It was fun while it lasted
Anonymous No.150229598 >>150229607 >>150229631
>>150229580
I was a regular until the Daipa started airing. What happened since then?
Anonymous No.150229606
Kratos scholars have done nothing bad to you.
All they ever do is show kindness to you and try to teach you to be Better Men. So why do you seethe and hate them?
Is the problem that you want to feel like the victim, but you cannot forgive them for nothing?
Anonymous No.150229607
>>150229580
Link that shit here, if I miss it just title it something in the lines "J Exposes the Halls" so I can search it in the archives.

>>150229598
>It used to be tame-ish with Daipa episodes providing some content
>Things got unhinge with Pintar and Yzilma, new e-drama
>The threads turned into 24/7 drama about Pintar, Gigi, and Yzilma
Anonymous No.150229631 >>150229643
>>150229598
This progressively got more meta drama-ified until at the end point of the halls they centered around 3 female posters.
Anonymous No.150229643 >>150229650
>>150229631
>3 female

Huh? I thought only P-fag was the only woman there?
Anonymous No.150229649
>>150227753
The fact /dbs/ is still around and these threads parrot their shitposting
Anonymous No.150229650 >>150229653
>>150229643
The Yuri Yuri/Kale poster was a woman and there was a third who'd avatarfag as various db females.
Anonymous No.150229653 >>150229661
>>150229650
Huh, I thought the Kale poster was Pintar.
Anonymous No.150229659
>>150228908
Who here hates Agumon vs Pikachu outside of /vp/ fags?
Anonymous No.150229661
>>150229653
Caulifla - Pintar
Kale - Saku
Gine - Aeos
Anonymous No.150229670
Maka's Juicy Feetsies
My mouth
Solve the equation
Anonymous No.150229677
why does Maka have such giant feet?
Anonymous No.150229685
Why do you look at the feet of cartoon children?
Resident SpawnPoster No.150229686
Does Goku even deserve a win at this point? I feel like it would be hilarious if he fought all of his big match-ups (Sonic, Jin Mori and Comp Ryu) and then went back to fight superman for a fourth time only to lose all of them.
Anonymous No.150229707
>>150229543
I predict they'll DOWNPLAY and UNDERSELL our HEROINE's abilities
Anonymous No.150229722
Anonymous No.150229734
>>150229289
Rotom is akin to a poltergeist ghost and Porygon is an ai code. Digimon are both and they can control technology. More likely they would just cause it to short out in their presence