>>150229343
/dbs/ needed cuck fantasies
we have cuck realities

>>150229343
/dbs/ needed cuck fantasies
we have cuck realities

>>150229343
/dbs/ needed cuck fantasies
we have cuck realities

>>150229343
/dbs/ needed cuck fantasies
we have cuck realities

Umm hey guys I know you're all serious soldiers in a thriller spy movie but I'm your mandated comic relief the executives asked for
I'm super dorky and randumb and I act like i'm an awkward 13 year old even though i'm 32 and have neckfat like a turkey
UWAHH I'M SO SCAWWED OF EVERYTHING HEIGHTS SCARE ME UUUU PROTECC ME GAY GIRLBOSS HALF MY AGE
Oh no guys I know we're climbing up this vent but I think I'm gonna SNEEZE isn't that so funny in such a serious situation A-A-A---
Umm CUCUMBERS XD *holds up spork* I'm so random and silly aren't I heh??? *wink*
Guys I awakened my superpowers now, I have this DARKNESS inside me uuuu teenagers at home you feel the DARKNESS inside you too right grr
also here's me being le evil superman #999999999 I know that's the only thing from this tiktokers actually care about so i'll beat up some muggles
...but now it's THERAPY TIME QUEEENS! my inner DARKNESS is unleashed and now you're in my therapy dimension, and here you'll witness my twisted inner mind...
MY DADDY HIT ME WAAAHHH WHEN I WAS A BOY MY DADDY HIT MEEEE WAAAAHHH *sucks thumb in baby room* WAAAAH DID I TELL YOU MY DADDY HIT ME WAAAAHHHH I'M SUCH A SAD CHARACTER BECAUSE DADDY HIT MEE WEEEHHH WEEEEHH
Now we're gonna fight a silly Chicken Man! I got a funny job dancing in a chicken suit isn't that so RANDOM lol this must have been a bad meth trip LOL!
Now we're gonna face my DARKNESS, and by we I mean me, cheer me on my therapy support team who has done no action for half the film now!
Ugu I'm so angwy because my DARKNESS is saying spooky lines like "You can't get rid of me"! This is totally, like, a metaphor for mental illness and stuff! BECAUSE DADDY HIT MEEEE!!!!
WAAHHHHH EVERYONE GIVE ME HUGS WHILE I CRY WAAAH
ok all better! Hey guys I'll be on the superteam too!
But I won't do anything so I don't unleash my super scawwy Therapy monster who is an avengers-level threat with his therapy powers! But I did the dishes guyysssss isn't that so random and quirky???? *holds up spork*

>>149949290
all cucks like you lost, simpy simon

>>149544591
This tumblr bitch cries more than the baby does. Also you can beat him up in his own "shadow realm", which is just a big hugbox to cry more in. The baby would delete him from existence