Thread 150242254

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>>150242254 (OP)
Tien solos

>>150242266
Don't let his ineffective shoving match with Semi Perfect Cell distract you from the fact that Tien has never destroyed a Sun Disk

...a single horny black bvll

>>150242254 (OP)
Black and White GAPE Team Faggot spies.

MEN… COME CLOSE. CLASP EACH OTHER'S HANDS… AND COCKS. WE WILL HEAL TOGETHER. SPEAK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS. CAST OFF THE CHAINS OF THE OLD WAYS… ABANDON THE TOXIC PRIDE THAT BINDS MEN. REJOICE IN THE EMBRACE OF BROTHERHOOD. FOR TRUE STRENGTH… IS VULNERABILITY.

On. Your. Knees.

Reminder that Naruto vs Ichigo should be remade.

I don't think there's a single Death Battle character that could beat Simon right now

YES MISTRESS, I, YOUR LOYAL MEAT TOILET, KNEEL BEFOY YOUR MIGHTY FUTA COCK

>>150242460
Spirit when speaking to Maka...

Who's been the most racist person to have won a Death Battle

I love Ash

KKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS

>Look at you, young, arrogant, hateful, misogynistic. Don't support disabled trans bipoc rights. You probably don't even like prepping the bull. But no more! I choose to become a better man, a stronger man. Not physically but emotionally.
>Boiiii! Come now, my work here is done. We must prep the bull. And be. Better. Men.

>>150242540
Sonic

>>150242266
>then solos this one guy from a weaker verse purely on assuming hes kept up woth his friends who are all way better than him

>>150242592
...what?

>>150242551
I love you too!

>>150242611
baby making sex NOW

>>150242551
I love you too, now let's marry, make love, and start a family.
>>150242611
>>150242711
Ew fags

>>150242611
What's going on with that pose?

>>150242577
>Give me your hand, Redeemer Kratos. Receive the Mantra’s power and become the Better Man

>>150242611
Black Star is so lucky...

>>150242551
I will not breed Soul over the table for you to have a show for dinner, you obnoxious cuck.

>>150242423
Unironically Kratos and his wank. You can't even use the Ultima equation as an argument because a writer admitted he put Simon in out of bias of being his favorite character and because he also included his own OC in the answer, so we don't even know for sure if Simon actually beats Ultima either unless we also wank this guy's OC we never heard of.

Kratos shitposting is not funny

>>150242876
Literally Kratos, yes. Large portions of the research for the episode appear to have just been fabricated. Nobody who's bound by the need for research can beat someone who transcends it.

>>150242876
Writter? No you fucking retard, storyboard artist.

So how much viability does Kaiju No 8 have for potentially Death Battles?
The manga is over, and the anime likely has one more season before it concludes.

>>150243035
My bad, but still. We would have to wank the OC.

>>150243001
Kratos vs. Simon would be the funniest wait period ever.

We can all agree that Lions beat Tigers, right?

>>150243001
Makes me kind of excited for Kratos vs Doomslayer. If they do 5D Kratos how would this place react and does Slayer even scale that high?

>>150243095
It'd be a little funny.
>>150243115
Death Battle literally argued that the squirrel Kratos meets is larger than Chakravartin's statue, and this place was fine.

>>150243095
Do you think the fallout from Kratosura would have gone better if they leaned into the Memetos they created?

>>150243134
I think the Ratatoskr thing went under the radar for a while.

>>150243136
Kratos should have replaced Wiz as our TEACHER.

>>150243053
Meh, that was just some autistic easter egg, along with hinting some potential new series (2hoes, fate) doesn't mean that Simon stomps IT and scales to TOBA...Which he does, btw.

>>150243134
I would not call this place fine, for both parties. The squirl was forgotten in place of cook book, monster no longer, etc
>>150243136
Dude 1% lowballed Kratos is a 9 million universe buster. I mean how much more could they wank it besides dimensional scaling and I don't know Kratos telling Asura he's a sissy jeet that sucks at his job
>>150243166
Episode 200 is Wiz and Boomstick's debut their new avatar's Kratos and Atreus

>>150243197
Wiz and Boomstick have become better men...

>>150243115
VSBW has him as 6D, unlike kratos "mere" 5D, and considering that Kylemon and Hulkzilla was basically an admission that they are copying the homework of vsbw drug fueled wank.

>>150243095
Simon w

>>150243222
...hines as Kratos tells him he's a Kamina bootleg no longer.

>>150243197
Oh no I meant leaned into it after the fact.
Like having at least one Kratoscentric podcast episode where they just set up Kratos as beyond fiction or some such.

>>150243046
Maybe Kafka can fight Okarun

>>150243229
Wrong! Simon wins this. DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER.

>>150243136
Eh? There would had been more kratos shitposting, but people would be less eager to bite the bait, by virtue of DB itself kinda admitting than the video was a shitpost. Kratos fags might throw a sanic fag level tantrum seeing it, though.

>>150243162
The whole map was absolutely wild to me for a multitude of reasons. I knew they were gonna go for that argument, but I didn't know that's how they were gonna justify it.
>>150243197
Dimensional scaling would be the best way, but I can say that this was seen as a bit of a middle road to take.

>>150243134
>Death Battle literally argued that the squirrel Kratos meets is larger than Chakravartin's statue
What the fuck? Where did this happen?

>>150242611
MakaDAMN

Simon literally can't lose.

>>150243242
... because he wins a valuable TEACHING from KINGtos.

>>150243255
The map they scale Yggdrasil to universe sized from features Ratatoskr, Skoll, Hati, Jormungandr, and Surtr. Maintaining the pixel scaling they use means that those characters have to be, at the very least, the size of multiple galaxies. You can see Ratotaskr outside Brok and Sindri's house, in the lower left hand section of the map.

>>150243266
>gets to be TAUGHT by KINGtos
I wish I could win like Simon. He gets to become a better man.

>>150243282
Nigger does not know how a full stop works, and that he can't use ellipsis after them.

>>150243255
They used a map to approximate the size of Yggdrasil. Said map is mostly artistic.
Has Ratatoskr on it and he's at least cosmic in scale based on DB's reading of the map.

Stand back, /dbg/. I'm about to TOS.

The kratos equation can be solved 10 year old, btw.

>>150243319
Because there is no stop to KINGtos' TEACHINGS.

>>150242266
...Battle Beast's laundry.

>>150243266
Thvth Nvke, Bazed.
>>150243306
He already is, in fact, even better than kratos. If anything, Simon would teach Kratos to grit those teeth.

>>150242254 (OP)
Does Superfaggot have global symphonic concerts? I didnt think so.

>>150243250
I figured they would just go with the "easier" argument and just say that since the tree is a transcedental structure
and that because Thor was able to knock Jormy through it, but Kratos stays standing.
It wouldn't be the first time they did sucb a thing.

>>150243321
That's the problem. They didn't use it to approximate scale. They used it to literally claim it was the size of the universe, based on a wild interpretation of Freya saying that the tree supported all of creation meaning that the tree was the size of our universe in a bizarre research gambit that I really should have done more to persuade them not to do. The game even specifically shows that there's a lot outside of Yggdrasil's branches, in that the protection Yggdrasil places on the Nine Realms fades the instant you step off the branches.

>>150243353
>Did not deny he is a nigger.
Too late to deny it now btw. Also, Simon would teach Kratos to grith those teeth.

>>150243378
https://filmconcertslive.com/movies/superman/

>>150243385
Oh, no, they know that didn't happen. They might know that's not what Freya meant, either (or specifically, her teachers), but I'm not as sure about that.

>>150243363
No man is better than KINGtos. Simon will become not only a better man, but his own person after KINGtos mercifully snaps his neck. Simon will snap out of the Kamina worship and become stronger because of being TAUGHT.

>>150243239
No way in Hell that's fair to Okarun.
"Shining" Kafka would probably get pushed to city level and hypersonic.
Meanwhile 100 kmph for Okarun and maybe city block.

>>150243299
>You can see Ratotaskr outside Brok and Sindri's house, in the lower left hand section of the map
I see it, holy fuck. Somehow the episode got even worse now.

What the FUCK is a "Battle Beast"?

>>150243427
nice try

>>150243398
KINGtos scholars are too busy TEACHING to pay attention to slur babble and soon Simon will be TAUGHT too.

>>150243433
Simon is his own better man (than kratos) already, and one stronger than kratos. Nigger, you should go watch Gurren Lagann and stop sucking Kratos' dick.

Why didn't Kratos stop the Ottomans from conquering Greece?
Why didn't Kratos stop the Russians/Germans from attacking Scandanavia?
Why didn't Simon stop Mazinger Zero?
Why didn't Simon have a wife like Shinji Ikari?

>>150243378
Superkekes will never

>>150243488
Meaning you're too retard to read and comprehend sentences.

>>150243455
Fun fact, if you scale Kratos to that size calculation, and then take into account that he might be able to grow to the size of Mount Olympus if you dramatically misread Ascension cutscenes in much the same way the intro is misinterpreted, he becomes to Chakravartin's Statue what it would be to base Asura.

>multi-galaxy sized squirrel
I actually have no words for this.

>W: this was a close fight Simon could grow to possibly infinity and transcend DIMENSIONS, however all that transcending would just become a battery for the Sword of Olympus
>B:Yeah just because we've never seen Kratos drain a 12D minimum, universe dwarfing mech doesn't mean he couldn't! What can a boy that can grow infinity do to infinity?
>W: There was only one way this could end, more times than not, Kratos TEACHES Simon. According to Warrior-Z Kratos is beyond platonic concepts, things like infinity are like words on a paper and Kratos can change that with no issue
>B:Simon could hypothetically reach Kratos' peak but it would take an unrealistic amount of time looks like he was LAGANN on the battle and Gurren-tly can not keep up with the KING
>W: The winner is Kratos
>NEXT TIME: is Sonic (game) vs Gacha Sloppa Kasen
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>>150243500
>Why didn't Simon stop Mazinger Zero?
He did, hence why everything still exists, he just did it so easily and effortessly, it's not worthy to notice.
>Why didn't Simon have a wife like Shinji Ikari?
Because he chose to.

>>150243456
Furry Worf from Invincible
Brutalizes Mark early in the series and becomes a recurring character.
Ends up fighting Thragg for multiple days before dying.
Only makes sense if you assume he is growing in strength without additional indication.

>>150243496
As a KINGtos scholar, I won't throw insults like you. Instead, I hope for you to become a better man. I hope for Simon to become a better man too and drop the false teachings of Kamina when being TAUGHT by KINGtos.

>>150243528
>he becomes to Chakravartin's Statue what it would be to base Asura
I’m trying to comprehend this, my brain is fried.

>>150243565
I am already a better man by not being a Kratos dicksucker like you.

how long would your average sci-fi story (for example star trek, star wars, 40k, etc) last with these little guys spreading beyond one planet

>>150243551
Be a BETTER MAN. Don't leak Death Battle scripts like this.

>>150243562
Thragg turning him into a damn cloak is still one of the most based things I've ever seen

>>150243553
>He did

Bullshit, more like Zero had a realization that even though Mazinger wasn't as big as before. Its contribution to mecha will always be a foundation.

Simon didn't defeat Koji or Zero. Zero just didn't want to fight, Simon didn't win against Zero, more like help begged Zero to stop.

>Chose to

Kinda bad when Shinji Ikari gets a happier ending than Simon

>>150243535
>>150243573
For hard numbers, Skoll and Hati, according to that line and my pixel scaling, would be 2,980,742,352 light years long. Assuming Kratos, who is a quarter of their size in the games, measures up to this, this means that Death Battle inflated his base size by... 3,563,313,500,000,000,000,000,000 times over. So if you divide the universes shaken or whatever by that number, maybe it's accurate.

>>150243528
>if you dramatically misread Ascension cutscenes in much the same way the intro is misinterpreted,
Could you elaborate on this?

>>150243551
Them using a literal fanfiction version of Touhou just to seal club an even weaker version of Sonic would be so pathetic that it'd circle back to being funny.

>>150243574
It's better to be TAUGHT by a man like KINGtos than to be TAUGHT by a boy like Kamina. KINGtos will TEACH Simon and (You).

>>150243378
>>150243503
Nobody cares about DEADgon Ball FLOP.

>>150243602
Not bullshit, you are the one making bullshit, Simon completely fucking dominates Koji. Simon is happy with his life, and a chad unlike shitji.
>>150243645
>Did not deny he sucks Kratos' dick.
Too late to deny it. Kamina is a better man than Kratos. CRAPtos won't teach shit.

>>150243667
Behold, no one.

AlsonSaiyaman here is looking for Invincible to beat him up.

>>150243626
>Lust provoking image

>>150243626
Game Sonic is weaker than Britnic? Either way doesn't matter because they and Sonic fags think he is 1/3 infinite Multiversal. Should've said Archie for max wank I guess

>>150243626
I think a back to back beating of Simon and Sonic to fanfiction wanking and Touhoufags becoming a mainstay might be enough to kill these threads.

>>150243604
What led them pixel scale that tree map? Isn’t it just an artistic interpretation? At least with Chak’s statue, you could directly pixel scale it since it’s literally in person and alongside in comparison to the galaxies around it.

>>150243675
Kamina is just a boy. Maybe one day KINGtos can TEACH you to be not only a man, but a better man.

>>150243689
Superkeke would never.

>>150243567
Someone add Simon and Johnny Bravo to this

>>150243675
>Dominates Koji

Then why didn't he beat Zero? Every mech had to beg Zero to stop.

>Happy with his life unlike Shinji

Lol. Shinji destroyed all of Eva, gave closure to EVERYONE, and fucked off with his girlfriend Mari. Simon literally became a fucking Hobo like Hayato in Getter Robo.

Fitting since Getter 2 Pilots with drills always have unhappy endings.

>>150243760
Why would we add Simon? The joke was Kratos was breeding Jenny. We even got OC of it.

>>150243615
There's a cutscene in Ascension where Ares evidently grows to the size of Mt. Olympus. It's obviously not meant to be interpreted literally, but evidently we're interpreting everything literally, so... https://youtu.be/6_tuUqjIKRU?si=v0Agwn5lS0gN13YP&t=4018 Assuming Lore Kratos, who is 726,688,074 light years tall based on the map, and would have been 1.18 times taller in the Greek games, or 857,491,927 light years tall, can grow to the same proportion, that would mean that he can become 5,266,485,600,000,000 light years tall, or over 56,000 times taller than the observable universe.
>>150243717
Their big argument, ever since the original G1 blog, revolved around Yggdrasil tree shaking. There were no numbers, so they... made them up. Fun fact, they also didn't use the map correctly. The assumption seems to be that the borders were the borders of the universe, but the actual map shows that Brok and Sindri just couldn't travel off of Yggdrasil, for obvious reasons.

>>150243760
Isn't the joke that the guys have rocks power/rock related?

>>150243735
Kamina is a man.
>>150243773
He did beat Zero, are you retarded or just pretending to be one?
Simon is happy with his life, that's enough.

>>150243812
SATAAAN SATAAAN
SATAAAAN!

I don't think we need to repeat the one thread about why Simon is more pitiful than inspirational, but man did he get a rough deal after everything like Deku.

>>150243792
Yeah didn't they mention that the tree is infinite so how the fuck would you divide up infinity? You can't even make the argument of them trying to make it look close because 1% lowballed Kratos gapes Asura. I mean would it be better if they said Asura could only destroy 1 universe or whatever calc they gave while Kratos can destroy infinite multiverses?

>>150243812
There's a difference in beating someone with all of their might like Simon did with the Anti-Spiral.

And every mecha in fiction putting their all against Zero that boils down to begging Zero to stop being retarded, and give up fighting, but not defeating Zero.

>Simon is happy

Yeah, like Hayato was at Getter Arc

>>150243862
Nah, they don't buy the infinite Yggdrasil tree thing. It all comes from a pretty wild misreading of the novelization. I've gone into it too many times to go into again, but if you're like, I can link you to some of the stuff I wrote. I've written too much about God of War, so it'd be good if somebody enjoyed it.

>>150243808
It's the line to fuck Jenny
She is the biggest whore in fiction!

>>150243834
Based referencing Based (Kamina)
>>150243889
Simon transcends Zero even without his mecha, Zero is basically a fly on a glass of water. You need to rewatch TTGL, Simon is as happy as Ryoma at the end of Getter Robo Armageddon.

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Faye’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Faye stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling nigger man is clearly beating Kratos Chinkasu to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
F: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Kektos. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
Kratos Chinkasu: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! BIG BRO ASURA SAVE ME! KAMINA GET YOUR LIL BRO SIMON TO SAVE ME! I'M GETTING GAPED BY NECROPLASM BBC”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Faye. How many guys fucked you again? I like em used.”
The bushes rustle more as the greek midget gets pummelled by nigger fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
Kratos Chinkasu: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>150243844
You mean the same faggot that had a literal mental breakdown, and started posting bbc shit? That guy?

>>150243949
BASED, KINO and kek.

>>150243584
Star Trek would asspull something SW and 40k would be fucked

>>150243931
>Transcends Zero
>Still needed every mecha to stop Zero which ends in Zero realizing that maybe he's past his prime, and GIVES UP.
>Not defeated, he gives up after everyone begged him to stop like a Newtype connection

Simon didn't beat Zero. He helped, along with every other mecha, to slap some sense into Zero

>Happy as Ryoma

Simon is getter 2 pilot, he's on par as Hayato in having their wives killed.

>>150243908
Not a GoW fag, but I would like seeing nonsensical lore shit being deboonked, and it is nice seeing people that actually make OC here, even if I don't really care about the series. So please post it.

Asurakeks hiding behind Spawn again. SAD!

>>150244013
Get that fanfic shit out of my face, Simon GAPES ALL MECHAS. Simon has also many similitudes with Ryoma.

>>150243973
No, there was some discussion about how sad Simon's fate was after someone posted about an official music video where Yoko was a pole dancer that kisses dog. He didn't even get to keep Nia.

>>150244053
I really doubt the video was canon, beyond people being horny toward Yoko. The nia situation was fucked up.

>>150243812
Kamina is a boy.

>>150242423
Could toonforce users do it?

>>150243790
We didn't get to see him watch as he fucks her, I want this twink to cry and die inside

>>150244077
Kamina is a man, and you are a nigger that sucks Kratos' dick.

>>150244051
>Gapes all of Fiction
>ZERO-SAMA! STOP IT! FUARK. AMURO! KENCHI! ZAMBOT 3! COMBATTLER V! HELP ME TO BARELY RESTRAIN ZERO!

It's okay, the Zero storyline was a wholesome storyline. Like Simon said about being proud, even if you're defeated. And Simon put his all in trying to convince Zero to stop having a tantrum.

>Simon and Ryoma the same

Lol, Simon is Hayto, and Musashi is Kamina. Hayato couldn't stop Musashi's death, just like how Simon couldn't stop Kamina's death.

>>150243908
I kind of want a cast where they basically say fuck you to everyone and say he is 7D or someshit and have him higher than VSBW. Kind of like the Sundisk

>>150244100
Kratos does not believe in oral sex

>>150244020
If you have a ton of time, here's... 30,000ish words I wrote about the Death Battle episode. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uAOnnk-ZfX0HvBJokkw-hHNiiahBXf0JrYajUK3GsfA/edit?usp=sharing

I realized upon skimming through it that I didn't cover the infinite Yggdrasil arguments, so I'll quickly recap it. The argument solely comes from the GOW 2018 novelization, wherein, in Chapter 51, Kratos sees an environment ""like a tree branch stretching out to infinity." This is falsely described on the VSBW explanation page as the narrator stating "that Yggdrasil’s branches stretch out infinitely." There are a few problems with this, but the biggest, most obvious one, is that the narrator isn't saying anything concrete about Yggdrasil. He's only discussing what Kratos thinks he sees, about an environment he doesn't even realize is the branches of Yggdrasil until Mimir points it out. You can read it later in the same paragraph.

In short, they interpret "Kratos looked at a weird environment that was so big that he didn't know if there were any limits to its size at first glance" as "the narrator said the weird environment was literally infinite," which is really just a weird way to fail 4th grade English as a community.

>>150244100
Kamina is a boy and your petty insults don't change that. It just proves you admire a boy. Be a better man.

>>150244116
Fanfiction=invalid. Cool ass scarf=Cool ass clothes=Simon's clothes.

>>150244134
You easily could. To my knowledge, I am the first one to realize that you can easily make Kratos larger than the entire observable universe many thousands of times over. This is because I'm more familiar with the lore than most, so I can play around with it a whole lot better than they can.

>>150243792
>There were no numbers, so they... made them up
I went to look at the map in the episode video and apparently they think it’s real because of two conjoined realms. But for whatever reason they think it’s directly proportional to the map itself.
But yeah, your point still stands. They basically made some shit up. They said near the end that Kratos overpowered Atlas, while referencing a scene where he slammed Atlas’s chain up to trap him. In the actual fight, Kratos never directly engaged or attacked Atlas. The one time Atlas actually got a hold of Kratos, Kratos had to try to convince him they were on the same side or he would’ve been squished.

>>150244136
I don't give a shit.
>>150244150
Insults? no, it's the truth that you can't handle. Be better and stop sucking Kratos' dick (which you haven't denied that you do btw).

>>150243378
>>150243467
>>150243503
>>150243689
>>150243738
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>>150243986
Disgusting BROWN (singular) get the FUCK out of here

>>150244143
>>150244182
NONONONONO DON'T LET JENNYSCHIZO SEE THIS

>>150244198
>more petty insults
I will not stoop to your level. Be a better man.

>>150244189
Fun fact, it's actually impossible for this map to be accurate because Brok and Sindri's house would need to be depicted as being in a realm... which it isn't. In that sense, they also kind of claim that God of War: Ragnarok isn't canon. They also somehow ignored that the conjoined region is the "Spark of the World," and the two conjoined realms are Muspelheim and Niflheim. Not as bad as not knowing the difference between Uranus and Ceto, but still bad.
>>150244147
Also, I would like to make a correction. Mimir states, concretely, that they are on the branches a little after this page ends. I inaccurately said it was stated later in the same paragraph. My bad.

>>150244231
Did /dbg/ attack that thread?

Why weren't there any public gatherings for daipa?

>>150244161
Yeah, you're not convincing me Simon is Ryoma. Simon will allways be a Hayto adjacent in having their wives killed, couldn't save a team mate, and being a hobo at the end.

>Fanfic

Woah, just like taking DB seriously. Simon never defeated Zero, there's nothing wrong with that. Simon would be disgusted at you for taking his ideals the wrong way

I’m ngl MMA powerscaling is pretty fun, like I just went down a rabbit hole of Fedor matchups and had a fun time reading the comments

>>150244189
How is there always something new to point and laugh about how shit this episode was lmao

>>150244147
Wow insane amount of work for DA's Opus. But i thought the main argument for infinite tree was Freya saying it transcends space and time, so you get shit like 5Dtos.
>>150244169
That would be funny, but I suppose I can see some people buying at each realm being a universe. My main thing would be how Reddit reacts and if more tears arrive there

>>150244147
Thanks. Might comment on it next day.

>>150244252
Yup yup! The weak must fear the strong!

>>150244283
I kind of contributed research to the episode (accidentally), so I figured I should be comprehensive writing about what didn't work. That's definitely the main argument most people use. And I can understand the each realm being a universe argument more readily. There's one throw-away line which disproves it, but the idea's a very popular one.
>>150244287
No worries at all, I know it's kind of obnoxiously long. I hope it's also fun to read.

>>150242266
Tien is a jobber, and not even a midcard jobber just an undercard bum no one's impressive by defeating. BB can at least kill a Viltrumite with force and went toe to toe with Thragg

Culones
Grande tetas

>>150242404
FUCK

>>150244235
>Can't handle the truth and calls it an insult instead.
>>150244267
Getter Robo 1 and Gurren Lagann look similar. I don't take DB seriously.

>>150244316
Mind saying the line that disproves it? I mean I would say Freya is pretty reliable and the only thing that could maybe triumph it is ingame shit and maybe Odin

I FUCKING HATE DRAGON BALL FANS
YOU ARE NOT MANLY OR CHADLY OR LE BASED HECKIN' SCHOLARS YOU ARE MUTTS

>>150244369
>still going
Be a better man.

>>150244367
>50 euros

>>150244384
/dbg/ is the HEIR to /dbs/, pupp.

>Mutt

We mutt the butt out of our foes

>I FUCKING HATE DRAGON BALL FANS
>YOU ARE NOT MANLY OR CHADLY OR LE BASED HECKIN' SCHOLARS YOU ARE MUTTS

>>150244384
Jenny lost. Bejita won.

>>150244240
>two conjoined realms are Muspelheim and Niflheim
Holy fucking kek. You’re right. That scene they showed was literally in fucking Asgard. Also the squirrel would’ve been like 1/4-1/3 the size of that conjoined area. Yeah, they were on some good drugs.

>>150243693
I didn't read the game part, still, Fleetway characters actually have pretty decent feats.

InvinciCHADs we need you to put DBfags in their place real quick

>>150244385
>Still going

>>150244231
This is just Android 18.

>>150244445
Leave the DBfags to me...

>>150244474
Who?

>>150244474
Ichigo.... Save /dbg/

Why are you bullying a random Jenny waifu thread when you could be talking about Kratos and Simon for another 9 million hours lowballed?

Post one character that's not from Invincible doing this. Just one.

>>150244480
>doesn't know IchiGOAT
zoomerbro...

>>150244417
MY WIFE JENNY IS A FUCKING GODDESS YOU STUPID JOCK!!!

>>150244418
>That scene they showed was literally in fucking Asgard
Wait nvm, I got mixed up. It was the scene where Surtr jumped off the to become Ragnarok. My other point still stands though.

>>150244480
The man that beats Naruto.

>>150242404
I found this on reddit. Explain NOW

>>150244221
>Juan piss false flag
Done.

Ruby will look pathetic after the preview tomorrow btw

>>150244496
>Flying through buildings
Wow so impressive

>>150244495
Tell them to stop posting crater critters

>>150244382
It comes down to a few different things:

1. Freya's far from infallible. Her being incredibly wrong about what was best for Baldr kicks off Ragnarok entirely, and she was also wrong about Surtr being the only one who could use Hrimthur's Flaw. I'd say this is the weakest point against it.

2. Freya is quoting philosophical teachings. Note how the entire section is structured, not just the "transcending time, transcending space" line:

"The Tree of Life is bound to the fate of the world, just as we are bound to it. The tree nourishes our soils. The dew from its leaves feeds our valleys and rivers. The tree’s very existence supports all of creation along its boughs its life energy interwoven into the tapestry of life… birth, growth, death, and rebirth… every strand, transcending time, transcending space. Everything comes back to the tree. So… that’s how it works. But I’m guessing you were looking for a more practical answer."

She's not referring to anything interstellar. She's referring to the cycle of life as we know it on Earth. And she's right in a literal sense, in that leaving Yggdrasil leaves one to be torn apart by the Realm Between Realms, but it's not a practical answer. She's not dealing entirely in literal language. The Vanir were taught by the Jotnar, and Angrboda expands on this when she writes about her parents and their passing: https://youtu.be/xVNLfUgsMTU?si=196oFtg7NRJ25ihs&t=317

3. Yggdrasil is bound to the fate of the world, a space and a time, as the world is to it. How is it transcending the world if that's the case? Maybe recursive infinite dimensional transcendence...

>SHITddit
go back.

>>150243693
Really depends on how you take it.
Britnic has better on screen speed and power feats. But Gamenic has better statement swank.

>>150244496
CHADppa leveled a city on accident in episode 10 of dbz.

It's up.

Please Maka, kill Ruby so Ragna's ears can recover.

Are God of War and Gurren Lagann the Odyssey of our times?

>>150244515
GOOFY out of nowhere

>>150244457
My hero!!!

>>150244496
It's funny how what you really meant goes over retards' heads

>>150244574
he would GAPE sol now btw

Luffy does beat Sung Jin Woo though

>>150242254 (OP)
>>150242295
As much as I like tf2 I have to agree with this anon.
Ironically the tf2 spies would be the ones that would have trouble working together, bickering and fighting because of their own egos to prove which one is truly the best.
Not to say black and white wouldn't as well, but they have been shown working together in the past to fight the grey lady spy, and despite being INCREDIBLY PETTY black and white do have smaller egos than the tf2 spies and have a little helping of toonforce in their corner.
No-nonsense 'force of nature' slapstick would blow out the other spies.

>>150244609
Jin bitchwoo is for shadow to gape

>>150244147
>which is really just a weird way to fail 4th grade English as a community.
>powerscalers failing to interpret literary usage of hyperbole and flowery language and using it to wank their favorite character
Just a regular monday

>>150242460
death battle?

nobody beats Jin Woo

Jin Woo is for wrecking John Doe from Unordinary.

>>150244609
>>150244639
>Cid CHADenou victim

>>150244540
>The Tree of Life is bound to the fate of the world, just as we are bound to it
So the tree is planetary level? VSBW and DB really slobbered all over this?

>stop talking about Simon and Kratos for a minute
>feel like I'm going through withdrawal
Should I be worried about how the halls have effected me?

>>150244609
>passes out from Conqueror's Haki anti-fodder aura

>>150242611
This guy gapes Venom btw.

Let's talk about something original:
KINGtos.
Discuss.

Kratos vs Johnny Knoxville, Bam Magera, Ryan Dunn, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Dave England, Wee-Man, Loomis, Preston Lacey, Danger Ehren, Zack Holmes, Jasper Dolphin, Eric Andre, Eric Manaka, Poopies, Rachel Wolf, Joe Gato, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn and James Murray. Who wins?

>>150244728
No he doesn't.

>>150244678
>iPhone filename
>>150244709
This is not THE HALLS nigger
YWNBAS

>>150244514
>two sisters kissing
That's hot though?

>>150244758
Kiss me.

>150244758
Gentlemen…

>>150244540
I always hate how people tend to use "trascending" in the most over the top sense, instead of the most common "it is far superior than something", instead of literally seeing him like fiction, unable to be interacted by it.

Is that a cartoon horse from show that must not be named? JANNIES!

>>150244594
Ragna is unironically the type of guy Ruby would fall head over heels after. That being said, without Rooster Teeth meddling, the RWBY cast would be strictly street tier or wall.

>>150244748
kratos loses to testicular offense maneuvers.

>>150244709
Your mind is BROKEN, WARPED and DESTROYED, take a break and become a better man.

>>150244748
Kingtos makes them all better men.

>>150244819
>YOU NEED TO BE BETTE-
>gets hit in the balls with a golf club
>they all run in and point and laugh

Relius should take Blake Belladonna to his rape dungeon.
>Relius; Begin the Faunus experiments for SCIENCE!

Fuck it ... You broke me... You are the better men... I am merely a cuck, a jester, my very existence is a joke
I kneel...

>>150244837
Kingtos TANKED that.

>>150244853
Duh, they all tank it and point and laugh. Kratos' now just part of the crew.

>>150244847
Kylebro...

>>150244847
Asura...

>>150244847
Rossiu...

>>150244853
He ain't special. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcxGlLmtRyA

>>150244670
I gotta find the post on the forums where it was accepted. It was hilariously bizarre.
>>150244705
Well, no, because the squirrel's like, a billion lightyears tall, I guess.
>>150244784
It sounds very impressive at face value.

>>150244847
Hercules said this...

>SHITby vs WHOeater
I sleep

>>150244874
Rossiu won in the end.
>Got the girl
>Her annoying brother is dead
>Simon fucked off, so Rossiu gets to be President for life

>KINGby vs KNOWNeater
I am AWAKE!

This is what happens when I find where Janny lives and have my way with him...

>>150244903
>When SHITperman 1v1's yamcha

>>150244700
My VERSE just imploded...

hewwo

>>150244969
my HERO

>>150244947
The KINGnny BROKE you.

K and S? All that matter.

>>150244795
Is there even any precedent for what kind of guy Ruby likes? I don't recall her showing any romantic interest in S1 - 3, which were the only ones I watched back in the day.

Yu Narukami would seduce all of team RWBY, ESPECIALLY Weiss.

>>150245034
They're currently shipping her with a farm boy no?

>>150244969
UUUUOOOHHHHH IS THAT BIG AMERICAN COCK GOING TO SPRAY WHITE ALL OVER MY RED BLUSHING FACE AND BLUE SKIN TIGHT LEOTARD!?!?!?!?

>>150245034
She likes BWC, specifically mine.

>>150245065
Use his true name CHAD THUNDER COCK

>>150243101
Does composite Lion include Aslan?

>SHITgon SHART
Unable to GAPE DC.
>GODmon THE GODgger
ANNIHILATED DC's CHAMPION which they personally made scale above the top of the verse for the DB.

>>150245082
>Not CHAD ZIODYNE COCK
Hmph.

>>150245087
Composite Tiger includes Green Tiger who beat up Phoenix in the White Hot Room according to DB.

>>150244670
>>150244889
Found the Low 1-C upgrade thread: https://vsbattles.com/threads/god-of-war-possible-low-1-c-upgrade-staff-only.155385/post-5897484
It almost seems like the entire community saw this gif associated with the argument and folded.

>>150245093
>Too afraid to reply directly
KEKYPOOPY.

>>150245124
Yeah, but Jesus >> that guy

>>150245093
>Kyle isn't even the strongest lantern, yet DB made him the strongest DC character
Wait, does this mean Simon's a fraud?

>>150245087
Jesus is so synonymous with beyond that it is used as a phrase to describe something describable or out one's control.

>>150244147
You made a very good point about Freyr’s scene of “holding back” Ragnarok. He used Ingrid, aka his magic sword, to stall the explosion through indirect means rather than having a direct lifting contest. It wouldn’t make sense for it to be a lifting feat (or AP feat) if the Freyr can somehow do that shit while having a literal conversation with Freya with one hand. Ingrid clearly never actually touches Ragnarok’s blade and is using some mumbo jumbo to contain the strike for a few moments rather forcing it upwards. Even if you somehow assume he was actually lifting the thing with his magic. It’s his magic (or the sword’s), not his actual direct hand lifting strength which would what Kratos needs to do to hold back Ragnarok’s sword.

>>150245136
>Image filled with literal whos
RETARDbro...

post Simon defeating the bush

>>150242254 (OP)
Romantic Ageru yooo~

>>150245152
No, they buffed Kyle into being the strongest lantern (in the episode) ontop of scaling him over the Anti-Monitor and other weird shit.

>>150245163
>Image filled with literal whos
>posts a literal who and a jobber
bring me a real challenge

>>150244754
He already did.

>>150245192
Post bush tanking katrina

>>150245201
But Kyle's canonically weaker than Hal. This is going to mess with DC scaling in the future if they seriously put Kyle at the top of all of DC.

>>150245087
Should I read the Chronicles of Narnia? I don't mind more childish works after Lord of the Rings.

>>150245226
Post Katrina tanking cloud seeding.

>>150245161
Pretty much. The presentation in the episode is extremely misleading - once you see it, it's impossible to unsee it. My theory is that the sword was a vessel to deliver pure Primordial Fire directly to the right spot, ensuring the detonation... but to be fair, that's never specifically stated in the game.

Also, nobody scales to their weapons. Those things never chip and never get physically damaged. They do scale to Kratos' shield, which is kind of funny. Why didn't Brok and Sindri just make that out of the same thing they made Leviathan out of?

>>150245207
>Solar system level statement boy
Kekkarooo

Jesus can't beat Pleroma or The Mystery

>>150245226
Post Simon beating 9/11

>>150245201
Kyle is not even archetypical. If he was, his greater presence would prevent his Injustice self from getting brutalize by base form Sinestro. He's hardly the strongest

>>150245237
They used a quote where Hal says Kyle is the greatest lantern in the episode, it's simple.

>>150245256
>the bush scales above this

>>150245237
Hal himself said Kyle is superior

>>150244221
when superkek remotely fills an auditorium you lemme know

>I-I beat a DC character you know...
Okay little man. Now go sit down at the kids table while the men discuss actual strong heroes.

>>150245256
K,b,c

>>150245127
How many times have GOWfags on there raided and spammed upgrade threads until the mods there just gave up? I remember seeing that one pic of the big mod (Ants something) saying how they were exhausted.

Death battle for this occasion?

>>150245305
>Failed FeatGOD speaking
Discarded.

>>150245278
That should not be how that works when greatest doesn't just mean strongest and it's just a statement. There is also a comic where characters make up a rumor that Batman has read every book ever.

Going purely off of feats, can your HERO beat Kratos?

>>150245331
Asura would beat Simon though.

>>150245314
Miles vs Deku.

>>150245202
IMAGINE arguing this when his opponent was Kyle Rayner

pity win Simon lol

>>150245313
To be entirely fair, it does seem like a lot of effort was given to good faith discussions. I think it really came down to a lack of understanding of the context underpinning the series, and the excitement drummed up about "Lore Kratos" from folks like SethTheProgrammer. I'd rather not attribute to malice what's probably more attributable to erroneous information accepted as fact and protected by institutional inertia. And to be entirely fair, I've seen much worse arguments trying to buff or nerf Kratos (some of which I made), so I can't judge too harshly. It's just kind of weird and funny.

Can your hero handle these men and woman?

>>150245338
Too bad, DB did it so that's what Simon beat.

>>150245201
Are you implying Anti-Monitor is the strongest? Maybe like 40 years ago with Crisis on Infinite Earth, but things have changed and if you're not Dr.Manhatten level, you're fodder.

>>150245093
SIGOD THE DIGGER OF VERSES.
>>150245152
No, because he beat someone who might be the #1 strongest dc character ever.
>>150245223
No he didn't.
>>150245237
>Kyle's canonically weaker than Hal.
Since when?
>>150245263
Character inconcistencies and such.
>>150245292
Trve.

>>150245314
couldn't be me brother.
You are missing out on so much kino

>>150245331
Simon's breakfast.
>>150245357
Yes.
>>150245362
No.
>>150245374
Kek.
>>150245387
Cope.

>>150245338
>Batman has read every book ever.
He has all his memories from every version of DC

>Simon beat a statements potential man that is not even the strongest of his power set then Death Battle wanked the statements potential man to be the strongest in DC to wank Simon
Uh, what?

>>150245441
Hulk would beat Simon...with Bruce Banner piloting Hulk like a mech suit

So are Simonfags the new Kratosfags now?

>>150245136
Fair
Faggot kid
Jesus christ
Kek, the AoT ending still feels like a shitpost willed into reality
Literal cuck manga
? Going by the expressions it seems like it was made by comedy
I don't know the context
Didn't the world was getting fucked by the bnnuy thing going niggerman?
Joke
?
Lel
?
Isn't he a joke character most of the time?
Literal jokes, atleast use that woman tranny
Joke
He is just scared
La creatura
I don't even get half of these, considering they are reasonable (crying when you are getting gored, or in sad situations), just basic things like getting shocked, or comedy...Like what? This feels really autistic, the kind of autismo where the guy tries to half assedly cover it as a "joke", because he thinks irony can save his ass.

>>150245163
You're gonna call Deku, Joseph Joestar, Naruto, Sasuke, Guts and Luffy literal whos while posting Simon?

>>150245314
>0 (Zero) Ponies
Why are we treated like second class citizens again?

Ha! Simonfags BTFOwned!

>>150245493
Shut up Excel

>Simon and Ganon beating their vastly more powerful opponents with the NO LIMITS FALLACY

Saitama should and would have won against KEKeye

>>150245492
Jannies, SOLO this FRAUD

>>150245314
Oooooohh.. So this what the average better man looks like

Who the fuck are these people?

>>150242611
When are you gonna fight Ryuko?

>pony
Janny, you know what to do.

>>150245263
it wouldn't be the first time Death Battle was tone deaf. they still wanked him to kingdom come

>>150245441
>>150245460
>>150245500
Simon didn't use no limits fallacy, his power is limitless evolution, which means no limits reality certainty.

>>150245388
As a former vsbw fag, I kinda renember GoW (along with DBH), being upgraded making alot of things, get wanked to all hell because lore, like making sonic 8 times more platonic than usual, or that black kid from danny phantom being multiversal. I don't even think it is fair to entirely attribute it as "a misunderstanding without malice", considering ant has admitted several times he is under autism fare, along with one of the oldest mods leaving after the bridget fiasco, where they wanted to put fucking pronouns on 10K+ profiles (25% of them being from dead series, btw), instead of bothering to make reading keys not awful.

>>150245314
WOWIE ZOWIE! These men are my IDOLS!

>>150245537
>Still bound by Time
Ben 10's victim

Simon has no holy weapons so he can't defeat Ganon. Ganon just casts the Deku Tree curse and kills him.

>>150245406
Nah, they scaled the LE to the fucking source, and it only was as strong as base otoko simon, and that is without accounting for Simon retardly OP reactive evolution.

>>150245478
>whatever the Kyle is the strongest wank means
>the Ultima equation answer being Simon because he's the storyboard artist's favorite character and said storyboard artist also inserted his OC in the answer
It's a bit more confusing than Kratos because at least Simon still beats Kyle.

>>150245563
>Literally a false statement.

>>150245534
>Mods, downplay his best beat, debunk his best scaling and cuckpost his love interest
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>150244903
We like Kirby vs Time Eater here

>>150244514
They are two loving sisters, because they are the only family they have. Their dad is dead and their mom was crazy evil and now also dead.
Tbh I did prefer when their relationship was more rivalry/strained temporary alliance though

>>150245478
>whatever the Kyle is the strongest wank means
>the Ultima equation answer being Simon because he's the storyboard artist's favorite character and said storyboard artist also inserted his OC in the answer
It's a bit more confusing than Kratos because at least Simon would beat Kyle, but Kyle isn't as strong as they said.

>Look up the Anti-Life Equation
>Loneliness + Alienation + Fear + Despair + Self-worth ÷ Mockery ÷ Condemnation ÷ Misunderstanding x Guilt x Shame x Failure x Judgment, n=y where y=Hope and n=Folly, Love=Lies, Life=Death, Self=DARKSEID
Do comic book writers really?

There have been no NLF on DB

>>150242611
Plap

>>150245563
>one time ray from clockwork and it's over
Simonbros, your hero is weak.

>>150245584
Why did he get old then

>>150245607
>This is considered one of the most powerful and scary things in DC
KWAB

>>150245618
>Clockwork beating anything
Ben bro clockwork is a jobber

>>150245607
>comics are retarded
>water is wet

>>150245305
>using my pic to instigate a fight with someone not Kratos
What did Simon even do to Asura? Both are featsmen.

>>150244777
No.

>>150245621
Because he wanted to, he isn't using any of his spiral energy. You probably didn't watch TTGL or are too retarded to understand it.
>>150245618
Simon would evolve and become immune to that.

>>150245607
>Meanwhile, real life math

>>150245576
DCfags literally did it to themselves. They spent the entire waiting period screaming cuck fantasies and spamming that Kyle was stronger than the Spectre or something and that Swan said he was top 5 strongest in the verse. All of their precious cosmology got flushed down the toilet in a single instant.

Simonfags are just laughing at the hole DCniggers dug.

>>150245648
Simon beat a scaling and statements man. Asura didn't

>Simonfag (singular) upscaling Kyle as much as possible to make their self-insertion look less pathetic

Kyle is not the strongest in DC let alone the Justice League

>>150245618
TimeGODS... We're fine as long as we stay away from Invincible's Immortal

Trying to rewatch every rwby deathbattle
Unironically tifa vs yang is the best episode of the ones they did for this series. It's funny and had a kind of charm to it that the other episodes lack. Even the worst s2 ep is still a s2 ep.

>>150245648
Because I want everyone to fight.

Kyle? A fraud. Simon? A fraud that beat a fraud. Gentlemen... give Simon the Goku treatment and call Superman for a 3-parter.

>>150245651
>Hit Kyle faster than he can react
This is yours hero?

>>150245607
It was never supposed to be something that makes you omnipotent. There was a guy in the first Forever People run who was born with the Anti-Life Equation already figured out and he was just a big time tycoon

>>150245651
>Simon would evolve and become immune to that.
>would somehow evolve into being immortal after being aged to dust

>>150245676
Immortal jobbed to Time. It droves him insane

>>150245618
>>150245621
Lordgenome was a human with more than 1000 years of life without aging a single second bc he was using his spiral energy to be unaffected by time.
>>150245701
Retarded saying wrong shit.
>>150245722
What the fuck are you even saying.

>>150245665
>Asura didn't
Well, Krasura is basically unanimously agreed upon as the worst nu-DB episode here for a reason. Simon had nothing to do with that so I see no need for conflict there.

>>150245758
>Mass reply
It really is just one guy

>>150245753
Spiral beings can come back to life if they feel like it. His will is the strongest and he already has acausality so actually he would be immune to that attack

Simontos won.

Kylesura lost.

>>150245374
>c-lister vs c-lister fight
DB has fallen to even greater lows, I see.

>>150245781
Why didn't nia just not die then? Is she stupid?

>>150245758
>mass reply melty

>>150245818
She wanted to, they literally tell you that in the story. You really are just a big fucking retard.

>>150245756
It made him even more dangerous than he already is...

Who's a good match up for gaogaigar?

>>150245587
My fuarking hero is a featsman, had his cosmology explicitly stated as peaking to 5D, and his love interest is double dead (don't ask me how that is possible), now what?

>>150245853
Daizyujin.

>>150245776
>>150245841
>4 is a massive number.
Amazing lack of brainpower.

>every character in the cast could just come back to life if they wanted to
>they didn't because they wanted to die
lmao

>>150245845
He's harmless

Simon and Kratos are naked and completely covered in oil. Who's winning the fraud off?

>>150245163
Can someone tell me why Simon wears an oversized choker like some femboy? I keep mistaking him for Dabi in thumbnails

>>150245844
Why did she want to die? At simons wedding? That's kinda a dick move

>>150245898
Last digit is Simon's cock size in inches that he's going to put between Gaytos's cheeks

>>150245896
>posts an attack Immortal TANKED EFFORTLESSLY

>>150245905
Nia is into bdsm

>>150245607
Kek, this is fucking retarded and so juvenile, I have seen devianart images where some teenager OC brutally kill other teenager OC because drama that was more mature, and subtle than this. This is something that would get laughed even in the most cliches of series. This reads like a shitty shitpost mocking the "super duper dark guy", not made genuinely. How the hell did this went through? Also that would mean that verses where life has true meaning, makes 80% of DC cosmology job to it, so gandalf>darkseid

>>150245883
>Everyone is calling out my logic
NO IM NOT OBSESSED WITH PROTECTING MY COMFORT CHARACTER

>>150245657
Darkseid made all of that stuff up, to create a fake anti life equation, the real anti life equation is a perpetual motion machine, considering how much it tends to break the minds of people.

Nia would rather cease to exist than bare simons child

>>150245964
This is non canon right

Think with silksong's release there's any chance of this?
would genuinely be a great battle purely for the animation, 2 highly nimble characters with similar-ish abilities and a light/dark opposite for visual contrast

>>150245935
>>150245959
Doesn't the Anti-Life Equation job to the Life Equation?
Also, isn't the Anti-Life Equation supposed to be definitive proof that life is meaningless? How does that work when the Christian God exists in DC?

>>150245893
>Does not understand that maintaining the natural order of things is important for the stability of the omniverse.
I can tell you didn't watch TTGL.
>>150245915
She was being erased by anti-spiral's non-existence, and she died AFTER they married to make things not as bad.
>>150245944
Nigger, you are calling out shit.

>>150245978
They've made it clear this is almost certainly happening so yes

>>150245915
Simon isn't Kamina. She wanted to die so she could go reunite with her true lover. You truly didn't understand the show

>>150245964
Why would she do that???

>>150246010
>>150246012
This is just trolling at this point. kek.

>>150245994
Why didn't she just not die at all? You said spiral niggers can just not die if they have the willpower to do so. Sounds to me nia wanted to make the wedding the moment she would die to make simon realize he was never a good man for her. A pity wedding if you will

>>150245680
I kinda miss that era.
Now every FF7 character can tank supernovas.

>>150245964
K, b, c

>>150245766
I would argue the next one, Aang vs traveler and Amonguys are more shit

>>150246031
Because, she isn't as powerful as Simon, dying was always a matter of time. She couldn't not die at all because no one should be immortal.

>>150245935
In retrospective..How the fuck can both life equations coexist with each other? Both prove that the other doesn't exist, that is the entire point of each other. The only way I can see this working in story, and out of story is making it a metaphor of conflicting writters wanting to make the universe an amazing world to live in, and detroit, so they constantly flip flop between tones and themes, making both of their views paradoxical in nature.

>>150245929
YABBA DABBA DAMN! I NEED CHADMON'S BWC!

>>150246031
>pity wedding
>pity win
Simon does it all.

>>150246060
...Nia did not say because she was taking BBC from Kamina

>>150246050
>Aang vs traveler
What could they possibly do to make this even worse than Krasura?
>Amonguys
Has some compelling arguments but it’s mostly just a non-serious meme episode.

>>150246057
She had 7 years of an apparent intimate relationship to have simons kid. She didn't.

>>150245929
KEK.

Saitama is just better than Simon in every way.

More complex cosmology
Hotter girls
Better love interest
Alive love interest
More concrete evidence of Infinity
Better showing of NLF
On-Going

>>150246057
>Simon's cutesy wife would rather die than spend all of eternity with him
>Mark's ghoulish slag whore of a wife wills herself back to life because it's rad
I think Simon vs Mark is an open and shut case

>>150245929
NINEINCHESFLACCIDmon

>>150246098
I was rooting for Saitama and Fubuki. Did anything happen on that end?

Calling Simon vs. Kyle a pity win isn't wrong because Benfags wanted it to get revenge on Hal, but couldn't think of anyone fitting and strong enough to face Hal, so they settled on killing Kyle.

>>150245994
>>Does not understand that maintaining the natural order of things is important for the stability of the omniverse.
>I can tell you didn't watch TTGL.
>every character that died knew about the spiral nemesis before dying which is why they chose to die and decided not to revive themselves which apparently they can easily do
>Simon abusing the everliving fuck out of spiral energy in his fight with anti-spiral is fine, Nia's death being prevented or reviving a couple of people is too far

>>150246075
Simon won fairly.
>>150246096
They did have sex.
>>150246107
>Is too retard to understand TTGL

>>150246098
Tatsumaki is legit a BLACKED icon tho

Serious question: Should gag feats be used for battleboarding?

>>150246125
>>Simon abusing the everliving fuck out of spiral energy in his fight with anti-spiral is fine, Nia's death being prevented or reviving a couple of people is too far
That was closer to a case of "I really hate war, but this guy nation wants to send humanity to the cave man era, so we gotta make war to stop THE war from happening".

>>150245935
Morrison is a fucking retard. That's all there is to it. He loves spamming phrases he thinks are from 60s comics - it's why he loves the word "ultra" so much and why a lot of his made up terminology uses frequent x's and k's. Then he tries to make it "edgy" or "modern" in the worst way possible while deliberately structuring his story like shit because he saw Pulp Fiction once and it blew his mind to where he believes "meta, nonlinear" stories are high art.

That Anti Life Equation is what happens when he has no exact framework to go off of so he tries something you'd see in a Silver Age comic but plays it hilariously and retardedly straight.
DC books aren't even worth wiping your ass with

>>150246095
>What could they possibly do to make this even worse than Krasura?
>This episode is sponsored by MiHoYo

>>150246144
>Muh media literacy

>>150246125
>>Simon abusing the everliving fuck out of spiral energy in his fight with anti-spiral is fine, Nia's death being prevented or reviving a couple of people is too far.
The spiral nemesis didn't happen, therefore it wasn't an abuse.
>Nia's death being prevented or reviving a couple of people is too far.
Yes, that's an abuse of power, and the fucking point.

>>150246144
Did simon really use a condom with nia or all people? What's his problem?

>>150246098
Hulk rape victim

>>150246158
any feat that would invalidate a major struggle a character faces should be ignored
for example if a character during a single scene is FTL, but in the season finale against the big bad struggles to dodge a bullet in a critical moment, the FTL feat should be ignored

>>150246058
>>150246181
>>150245935
The answer is simple: Comic book writers are retarded.

>>150246144
Winning fairly doesn't mean it's not a pity win. Simon won against a jobber. It's like beating up a freshman as a senior then saying that freshman was the strongest kid in school.

>>150246187
The series literally tells you the why.
>>150246192
Says a virgin who knows shit about raising a family.

>>150246211
Does that mean every anon ITT is a comic book writer?

>>150246225
They're at least in the same tier.

>>150246192
Gurren Lagann is an antinatalist anime that promotes globalism. Again, you clearly didn't understand it.

>>150246206
But what if another critical scene requires a character to be faster.

>>150246192
Nia made Simon get a vasectomy.

>>150246181
Wasn't he the guy who popularized "dork omniverse where everyone there can bench press a star?", which is funny considering that is something you would see in a shonen that is running out of ideas, it is very generic, which again, ironically, was probably made to be "subversive".

>>150246220
No the series tells you "row row do the impossible but give up for the sake of platocuck philosophy"

>>150246218
>The concept of life incarnate is a jobber.
Phoenix=jobber

>>150246218
>Winning fair is still a pity win
Oh this is going to be a fun night of trolling I can already tell

>>150246243
kek.
>>150246248
Strawnman argument from a retard.

>>150246115
Why not just have him fight Hal?

>>150246218
NTA but this is cope shit, beating kratos as a multiversal isn't impressive, beating loretos is.

>Simon is like Deku picking on jobbers tiers below him because he's afraid of fighting the real top tiers
>Simon and Deku both had pathetic endings the writers wanted us to believe were good

>>150246282
Because no one actually care about the green lanterns enough to reuse the same one

>>150246241
canon

>>150246248
>platocuck
Aristotle...Are you really siding with the anti spiral out of hatred of your boyfriend?

>>150246282
Not as much connections I think.
>>150246311
As much as I love TTGL I have to agree with the second statement. The first one is wrong though, everyone is a jobber compared to Simon

>>150246282
Hal was just too strong and would have won by mindbreaking Simon by going back in time to have sex with underage Yoko and Nia.

>>150246242
in that case the FTL feat is used multiple times and for drama and should be included, it's just an inconsistent work at that point

but it's mostly for things like say, the arguments being made that Aang is FTL, when there are several key moments in which he is obviously not FTL

>>150246278
Not a strawman, plato is in fact a cuck

>>150246282
Goes against my narrative.

>>150246348
Going by the manga, Nia would had probably pegged Hal while Simon fucked his mouth.

>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
>GIVE ME A VULNERABLE PENSIONER OVER THE PHONE, AND MY CALL CENTER IS YOURS!

>>150246389
That was not what I meant.
>>150246348
Factually wrong.

>>150246403
RUN, BOY! THESE GODS AREN'T LIKE ASURA AT ALL!

>>150246396
>Hal loses then spit roasted
Kyle is jealous

>>150246282
it was always a salty runback by benfags. find a stronger lantern than hal the pit it against so other vsfag darling with megasuper powers. nobody wanted this prior to ben vs hal. if anything, simon was more shilled against getter emps by /m/fags

>>150246403
>>150246438
I just know if a GOW: India comes around, they’re gonna make the gods like Vishnu job to rocks or some random basic weapons or have them have no feats above mountain level.

>>150245929
Simon's cock is the cock that will pierce the heavens

>>150246220
I havent watched ttgl but it would seem like it doesn't actually want to promote having a family either

If people are so sick of comic book bullshit overpowering almost anything why don't they ask for non-comic versions? Like animation or video game or film (or a composite of all of those)

I like how you can tell there's a mindbroken Simonfag because he always replies to multiple posts at once with barely much said.

>kymonfaggotry
Giving c-listers an episode was a mistake.

>>150246540
>C-listers
That's everyone not named Goku and Superman

>>150246581
Kekatrue!

>>150246581
trvke

>>150246527
comic book heroes only win through retarded composite versions getting feats from one or two braindead writers making them super duper giga strong for one run. If you get animation, video game and film versions they get stomped by any anime jobber since they're normal

>>150246540
>Giving c-listers an episode was a mistake.
DC OUT OF NOWHERE

>>150243551
>W: This fight was certainly one of the closest, seeing as both Simon and kratos not only transcend time and dimensions, but are beyond platonic concepts and could even manipulate them too. This means the outcome should be a tie, right?
>B: But there is something to take into account: while Simon can produce an infinite amount of spiral energy, Kratos can use the Blade of Olympus to absorb it and empower himself... wait, shouldn't that give Kratos the win?
>W: Not really, the blade was never shown absorbing anything remotely similar to spiral energy, which can evolve and adapt to things like the manipulation of probabilities and the mathematics of reality just because Simon feels like it, and that's not even his greatest feat. Furthermore, while both Kratos and Simon transcend reality, they're not equal in height.
>B: Kratos, and by extension his weaponry, transcend regular time and space, that would make him fifth dimensional, maybe even sixth dimensional if you're generous.
>W: Simon on the other hand, has a brane cosmology, which makes him 11 dimensional, maybe even 12 dimensional if he did transcend the Anti-Spiral.
>B: That's twice the number of Kratos' dimensionality! And you already know how it goes.
>W: Indeed, with additional dimension being an infinity, Simon is 6 infinities more powerful than Kratos. And we all know that, with the evolving power of spiral energy, it was only a matter of time for Simon adapt and become immune against all the crazy magics that Kratos had in his arsenal using only his sheer power of will
>B: Kratos might've ragna-rocked at the start, but in the end, Simon came at the TOPPA.
>W: The winner is Simon.
>NEXT TIME: Naruto vs Ichigo (REMAKE)

Simon will not get uppity when he's forced to face Mister Mxyzptlk and dies before figuring out how to even pronounce that.

I havent watched ttgl at all but you have to admit its possibly the greatest story about cuckoldry ever told. Simon becomes everything but a nigh omniscient god in his own universe. He does the impossible sees the invisible. Yet the one thing that he cannot allow himself to show the spiral nemisis thay humans will stay caged and locked is refusing to have a child with nia. This restraint is tantamount to the bitterness of human existance that in the end we are forever chastised to the confines of our limits. Humanity will never do the impossible nor see the invisible as it would go against the fundamental nature of existence. And thats ok. We have to accept that loss to the cosmos and take the L.

>>150246635
Simon jobs if its Gilbert Godfrey Mxy. Nobody beats good old Gilbert.

>>150246620
We have a prophet among us

>>150246668
Kek, bush, canon

>>150246609
Stop acting like wanking one or two feats isn't how most anime battleboarding goes either.

>character is as strong as I want them to be
>muh platonic concepts
>muh 9 million universes low-balled
>muh 2.49 quintillion times FTL blocking light with your hands
When can we have some fun with characters that have actually interesting, well thought-out powers that aren't playground "infinity + 1" logic bullshit

>>150246609
>>150246703
Also, capeshit gets like the least compositing on this show because every Marvel character is 616 and DC is whatever they're calling their main continuity this week.

>>150246499
As if being the president of the world and taking care of a child at the same time was easy, he was busy building civilization, but they did fuck.
>>150246635
Mxyzptlk would lose.
>>150246668
>Didn't watch TTGL.
>Didn't get it either.
>Doesn't know what he's talking about.
Intrinsically invalid opinion.
>>150246675
Thank you.

>>150246489
They would never be that bold. At most you'd see the Egyptian or Aztec pantheons

>another mass reply
This is even more entertaining than the Death Battle.

>xe keeps replying
DC won. Kratos won.

Japan's birthrate is still dropping because Simon taught a new generation of kids being a loner cuck is the most inspiring thing ever btw.

>>150246673
Wrong.

>>150246745
I looked up a ai to explain it to me so you're kidding if the ending is supposed to not be cucked

>>150246703
The difference is that one is usually just following the singular continuity the series has vs. the other being just picking and choosing outlier feats from across hundreds of runs while ignoring the pathetic anti-feat displays to create the ultimate fanfic version of the character
>"b-but muh 'characters at their strongest'!!"
yeah... yeah... I get it.

>Georgia the country vs Georgia the state
Who wins?

Reminder Goku and Superman are Icons of comics and manga, everyone else is a nobody compared to them

>Gokek
Rock level
Even Sonic can beat him

I'm such a HAPPY KEK HOBO with NO KIDS and a DEAD WIFE!!!!!!!!! YABBA INDOMITABLE DOO!!!!!!!!!

>>150246798
Actually, it's because of the same reason he couldn't have a child while he was being the governor of the world.
>>150246812
>Asked AI.
>Stil can't understand it.
Giga drill Kekker

>>150246724
the issue is that deathbattle wanks every character to that level
remember Chosen Undead?

>>150246835
>trying to do a sonic sneak again
Tsk tsk.

>>150246799
Tranny fingers typed this as no straight Aryan male would ever disrespect the only good Jew in existence.

>>150246872
I'm surprised they haven't done anything with the Tarnished yet.

>HBOCku
It keeps happening

>>150246813
>The difference is that one is usually just following the singular continuity the series has
But the Marvel and DC characters have a singular continuity (well Marvel more-so, DC is a bit weird due to all the Crisis shit, but before the recent status quo of 'everything is canon', people just stuck to Post-Crisis or Rebirth)

>>150246872
I remember the retardation of scaling dragon born to being FTL because an arrow shot from a specific bow specifically at the sun turned of the sun or some shit and then them assuming that was the speed of every arrow and stopped paying attention

>>150246882
>Assumes I know who's jew and who isn't.
I didn't even disrespect him, I just said Mr.Mxyztplk can't beat Simon, and it's true.

>>150246905
Yamcuck, you really don't want to protect another cuck before we bring up Bulma again.

>>150246902
>claims goku is rock level to prop SHITnic up
>post proof of RATnic being BELOW rock level
>"HBOCHBOCHBOCHBOCHBOCHBOCHBOC"

>Simon would beat everyone and everything ever
>Except he can’t beat his wife’s death because that would kill everybody btw lol

>>150242254 (OP)
Who's next for Doom?

>>150246967
Emperor God of Mankind

>>150246996
Kekatrue! Superman said this!

Post Simon keeping his wife alive.

>>150246957
That part is more "because the plot demands it" more than anything, which yeah it's unnecessary, but at least they explain it with morality, and it kind of makes sense.

>>150246870
Explain to me why simon choose to die alone and childless right now nigga. And tell me why this would be fighting the power.

>dies to falling rocks
>takes from Dark Gaia and Solaris throwing rocks at him
>is killed if he doesn't dodge The End (a really big rock) tackling him
Is Sonic just weak to rocks?

>>150246967
He called her a wench? Based Doom.

>>150247101
>>is killed if he doesn't dodge The End (a really big rock) tackling him
The context behind that one is funnier than you think, he willingly allowed Sage to throw him right towards The End, however it also required him to go max speed to actually pierce through it cause otherwise he'd just die on impact just like this

>>150247044
See pic.
>>150247078
Because he's happy literally being Jesus and doing what his wife asked him to do before she died, he does not grief, and has no regrets. Also, he wouldn't go for other woman that isn't Nia. Also also, because the plot demanded it.

>>150246947
CU was even worse, the entirety of his scaling comes from them wanking up linking the first flame
literally nothing you do in 99.9% of the game mattered for deathbattle, just purely first flame wank

>>150246967
>villain is bad because... he's based AF
why are comix like this?

>>150247158
Texans, how do we handle Arale? She has a permanent loli appearance and needs a special device to turn into this form.

>>150247173
>what if
Now post canon if.
>his genes are weaker than Nia's
Kek.

>>150247078
It's fighting the power because he did fuck and married the love of his life, and he is Jesus now, there is nothing more to ask (other than for the writer to make a better ending).

>>150246938
The characters get passed around by various authors that do whatever they want with the them, making every character ridiculously inconsistent, which is why you can get meme-tier shit like Superman breaking reality in one comic then getting "humbled" by Batfag due to kryptonite farts or whatever in another. It's why I gave up on comics, last one I read was one spider man run from 2014

>>150247173
>>150247218
Bike cuck logic just saying

>>150247217
>Says not canon.
>Uses not canon to insult Simon.
The closest thing to canon is in a japanese game called Super Robot wars.

>>150247251
Hey, you posted the free WEAKGENESmon slander.

>>150247243
I made that comparison before as well.

>>150247173
Look at that FUCKING DIAPERSLUT

>>150247243
Just saying indeed because it is no argument.
>>150247279
Dude, it's a fanart. Have this strong genes one if you want.

>>150246901
Tarnished would fit DB better than CU, there's some actual things you can scale them to, like tanking Radahn's reentry (possible with the right gear) or frenzied flame shenanigans

>>150247345
PCR is also explicitly light speed in combat, isn't he?

>>150247221
>The characters get passed around by various authors that do whatever they want with the them
So like video games/tv shows/film franchises/etc. Manga and book series are like the only ones where there's a main authorial vision and even those can get muddled by spin-offs or adaptations.
It sounds more like you're just seething over your favorite series losing to capeshit.

>>150247340
Hurry it the fuck up and die already.

>>150247344
>>150247307
Simon smiled at nias death because he wanted her dead and was happy that she died :)

>>150247441
PSYCHOmonfags... this is your HERO?

>>150247441
I don't even see how tf is it supposed to be cuck if he isn't getting cucked, but I suppose it doesn't matter since you're all just trolling
>>150247466
YES.

>>150247382
kind of but not in a typical FTL fight scenario
PCR, and by extension the Tarnished when he uses lightspeed slash, can move in a straight line at lightspeed to execute their attacks

however there is a major caveat to this: the attacks both from PCR and the Tarnished have a fairly long wind-up and can be easily predicted and dodged by non FTL characters, and it's only for moving in a straight line for a specific attack

most of the fight takes place at the speed you see ingame

>>150247483
Because he let the universe cuck him when he had the powers to stop it.

>>150247179
People just misunderstand how they were arguing CU in the episode. They're aware that's a stupid argument, they were merely saying that if you want to use the most ridiculous lore interpretation possible for the CU it would never come close to even a lowballed version of Elder Scrolls lore. It's why they explicitly separated the "real" feats from the "lore" ones

>>150247495

>>150247495

>>150247495

>>150246863
Kek KEKmon said this

>>150246996
>>150247041

>>150247503
But that's not the morally correct thing to do.
>>150247531
Good thing Simon is not like that KEKmon dude.

>>150247340
Halbro btw

>>150246812
It's an anime original series, they typically go for 2deep4u endings that their fans fellate for decades. The entire show is basically this:
>there's this power linked to willpower
>you can surpass impossible odds with enough 'guts' and willpower due to it
>Simon and co. are losing until suddenly Simon gets giga motivated, powers through and wins at the last second, celebration ensues
>this goes on until right at the end of the series where we learn that using the power sort of has consequences and it's some big bad event, but it's also some very abstract, long term type of shit and you just sort of have to accept that it exists and could happen. Simon promises to the big bad he will be a good boy and avoid the big bad event after BTFOing him
>Simon is essentially the strongest with unlimited power but refuses to ever use it again because of the promise, lets Nia die (she got giga aids from the Anti-Spiral) and just fucks off forever, becoming a nomad
That's about it. I remember there were people that thought the ending was 11/10 writing, super mature and they can write you an essay of bullshit on why. Others disliked it because it essentially was "beat the impossible bro!!" for 20+ episodes until the rug pull at the end with Simon just sort of becoming a nomad.

>>150247483
Hes happy the anti spiral cucked him a wife from existence. Nia experiencing nothingness as theres no afterlife for her is simon the cuckolds greatest triumph.
Sure he had protected sex with nia. Sure he saved the universe. But the message of ttgl is that you must never think as an individual for what you want. If simon wanted nia to live he would've tried but he didnt he accepted her death as a good thing. His line never carrying on as a good thing.

>>150247531
Simon is that KEKmon dude.

>>150247420
>So like video games/tv shows/film franchises/etc
A lot of those have a main continuities with the original writer. Usually the ones that don't have it are giga famous franchises like Pokemon that have a billion different games, books, and manga. This wouldn't really be a problem if the inconsistencies were considered and not ignored, though.

>>150247567
>Basically, yes, the ending could've been better.
>>150247572
>never think as an individual for what you want
As long as it's morally incorrect as it leads to bad consequences.
>If simon wanted nia to live he would've tried but he didnt he accepted her death as a good thing.
Cuz the spiral nemesis.
Nia is in heaven anyways so all he has to do is wait.
>>150247586
No.

>>150247658
>Usually the ones that don't have it are giga famous franchises like Pokemon that have a billion different games, books, and manga.
So the ones most likely to be these kinds of shows? Also, a lot of those still have multiple writers and a lot of showrunners don't really care that much that some writers just have their own takes. Nobody cares that Dexter has consistent feats.

>>150247669
Who gives a shit about morals. Fuck you

>>150247743
Good people, fuck you, you are a fucking retarded nigger.

>>150247766
Oh, shit, my redaction is wrong.

>>150247766
Say that when your wifes dying and you pull the plug cause it'd save on electricity bill. Its better to benefit the greater humanity than yourself. Its morally just!

>>150247809
But in this case the wife agreed on the euthanasia, and using too much electricity would've erased the universe, dumb fuck.

>>150247862
Fuck the universe. I do what i want. Im a fucking god nigga

>>150247925
No, you're a retard.

>>150247741
>So the ones most likely to be these kinds of shows?
Most of them aren't series that grew far beyond their original writers and are now brands that shit out different products by differents people every year. But sure, even shit like Jojo has the meme-tier novels, but you still have the main continuity with its author and it's what should be considered.
>Also, a lot of those still have multiple writers and a lot of showrunners don't really care that much that some writers just have their own takes. Nobody cares that Dexter has consistent feats.
But we should care about consistent feats, no? I think we could reach a resonable consensus on what a character is capable of "realistically" by exploring the primary sources of their lores instead of scurring around for any singular author that wrote their fanfic and got a thumbs up that made the character into a reality busting monster because the author just gives zero fucks about consistency

It was beautiful. I have no doubt hundreds will fuse with Goku when he finally uses god fusion to kill Superman.