Thread 150260650

Please let this be a normal field trip!

>>150260650 (OP)
This is what the Magic School bus revival should've been.

War and Peace?
More like war in pieces!

>>150260650 (OP)
I never used to consume Kike propaganda at my old school

It's like I always say, Pheobe; theres no brainwashing like a civilizational foundational narrative! Now get out there and kill some Germans!

>>150260852
What can I say? I'm the biggest fan of the guy who killed Hitler

frizz is a science teacher not a history teacher what the frog

>>150260650 (OP)
This is fucking hilarious

What's he saying right here?

>>150261643
>Normandy?
>I don't know about Norman, but Arnold's definitely gonna die

>>150261643
>Operation Overlord? More like Overboard, because this thing is making waves!

>>150261643
>I did Nazi this coming

>>150261643
>Hiter? I hardly know her!

>>150261836
>>150262499
>>150262691
>>150263624
PVT. CHARLIEEEEEE

>>150261643>
Man, this field trip’s a real BEACH, am I Reich?

>>150260650 (OP)
With the Fritz?
No way!

>>150260650 (OP)
Hey guys what are U-talking about? It’s just a Norman-ditory field trip.

>Please let this be a normal siege!
>With general Frizzle, no way!
>GETTING SHOT BY GUNFIRE
>DODGING SHRAPNEL AND BLOODSTAINED SAND

>>150260650 (OP)
I love every part of this. Wanda throwing up is a great touch.

>>150261643
>so then he says, "I said PASS THE JUICE, not GAS THE JEWS!"

That poor bus

>>150260650 (OP)
>the rack on Frizzle

>>150260650 (OP)
>Cruising on to Paris you're relaxing feeling good
>Next thing that you know you're seeing
>WAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOO
>Stielhandgranate under the Jeep hood???

>Flying on a Mustang
>Krauts on the radar
>Spend a night bombing in Dresden
>Second night you'll bomb Magyars

>On the Magic School Bus
>Navigate a tunnel
>Climb on the Magic School Bus
>Spank a platoon too (take that!)
>On the Magic School Bus
>Don a balaclava
>On the Magic School Bus
>It's such a dire thing to do

>So bury bones under the street
>Pull the trigger don't be shy
>Just to make your war complete
>You and all of your friend might die!

>On the Magic School Bus
>Step inside this is Hitler's ride!
>Ride on the Magic School Bus

>>150266380
I've heard of war crimes, but not war rhymes!

>>150260650 (OP)
This is why they stopped asking Ms. Frizzle to substitute for the History teacher.

>>150263702
I thought he was latino

>>150267411
The 1940s weren't yet ready for Latinos.

>>150261643
>"Life's a beach, ain't it? Then you die!"

>>150260650 (OP)
Me on the left

>>150262691
This one wins

>>150262691
this is the best one!

>>150260650 (OP)
kek

>>150265984
The bus has seen some shit

>>150261643
>Is it too late to be deported?

Okay which students survive WW2 and which ones don't?

>>150271121
Brown and Asians are out immediately

>>150260975
God dammit, Carlos!

>>150271121
Most blacks didn't do combat duty
Japs or anybody that looked like Asian were sent to concentration camps or a separate force altogether because you can't trust the slant eyed menace
Arnold and Janet will get cushy coast guard jobs far from Pearl Harbor thanks to their jew dads pulling a few strings
Frank and Carlos are most likely to die

>>150261643
Two peanuts are walking down the street. And one of them was assaulted. Peanut

>>150260852
Pretty good

>>150261643
>DIBS ON THE FIRST FRENCH MILK MAIDEN BOYS!

>>150266380
>>So bury bones under the street
>>Pull the trigger don't be shy

Jesus that's actually hard.

>>150267411
>>150267654
Says you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoot_Suit_Riots

Bad example but yeah Latinos existed in the 40s. Hell Nazi Germany made an attempt to get Mexico to join and the response was image related

>>150260650 (OP)

CLEAR THE RAMP

THIRTY SECONDS

GOD BE WITH YOU

>>150271121

I can definitely tell you who wouldn't be surviving Pol Pot's reign

>>150276695
But what if HE needed glasses? Assuming contacts weren't a thing at that time.

>>150276358
Stop stop stop.

What is THAT on top of the tank? Is that accurate?

>>150277033
It's for the enemy to throw grenades down the hatch more easily.

>>150277033
ok really this was made to get it to operate in water

>>150271121
>Arnold

Liquidated by the Einsatzgruppen in Reichskommissariat Ukraine in July, 1941

>Phoebe

Buried under two tons of debris during the Coventry Blitz

>Tim

Face bashed in with a rifle butt and shot by LSSAH men in Wereth, Belgium

>Dorthy

[CENSORED] by Red Army troops during the Fall of Berlin

>Ralphie

Machine-gunned by American soldiers in Biscari, Italy after surrendering on Patton's (alleged) orders.

>Wanda

Comfort woman

>Carlos

Blown up by artillery fire in the Ecuadorian–Peruvian War (completely unrelated to WWII, it just happened to be going on at the same time)

>Keesha

Contracted fatal case of cholera after members of the Afrika Korps took a shit in the well she was using.

>Janet

Deported to Auschwitz and immediately sent to the left for annoying an SS officer

>>150277033
Extra air intake and exhaust pipes to stop the engines being flooded with water since they were landing on beaches.

>>150277033
>What is THAT on top of the tank?

Deep wading gear, basically a giant snorkel installed to prevent water from getting into the engine and allow the tank to be driven off a landing craft into water as deep as 10-20 feet and roll up onto the shore.

>Is that accurate?

Yes, both Deep Wading and Duplex Drive Shermans (ones equipped with propellers and a removable flotation screen to allow them to swim from landing craft to shore from as far as 2 miles in ideal conditions) were used extensively in the Normandy landings. The deep-wading ones actually wound up fairing better than their DD cousins because the weather was so rough on the day of the landings that nearly all of the DD Shermans wound up sinking well before they reached the beach.

>>150260650 (OP)
So: who makes it up the cliff, and who dies on the beach? Part of me thinks Tim is a goner, he looks skittish and that's the last thing you needed to be when storming those beaches.

>>150260852

CARLOS

>>150275000
>Panchito Pistoles was almost a Nazi
Imagine. Also first time I've ever been aware his name was derogatory

>>150275000
>Hell Nazi Germany made an attempt to get Mexico to join and the response was image related

I thought that was the First World War?

>>150277624
I feel like Arnold is one of those scrawny, nerdy guys who'd turn into a killing machine if you dropped him into a combat zone. Like Audie Murphy back in the day.

>>150278789
Both. Germany really liked the idea of causing a border war for some reason.

>>150261643
What noise does a German turkey make? Goebbels Goebbels!

>>150261643
>C'mon guys, at least it's not Dieppe!

>Very good, Carlos!

>>150275000
>>150278789
>hey guys, how'd you all like to get in on this action and pick a fight with your direct neighbor who could steamroll your entire military in like a month?
>THERE'S STRUDELS IN IT FOR YA
I'm sarting to think that maybe this Hitler guy wasnt the brightest bulb in the pack........

>>150279955
I assume the idea would be to get Mexico and the US into a sitzkrieg, with both sides too busy eyeballing each other while he did his thing in whichever European country he was annexing at the time.
And if that broke out into a war or occupation, so much the better. Problem was, Mexico wasn't dumb.

>>150266224
Glad I'm not the only one who peeped those puppies

>>150279955
>who could steamroll your entire military in like a month?
And has already beaten you once, don't forget

>>150260650 (OP)
I love this artist alot

>>150279955
never forget that hitler was a vegetarian braphog

>>150280867

kek

>>150266380
Underrated post, fucking hell my sides

>>150278789
Both. The Germans were autistic about revanchism and thought Mexicans would still have harsh feelings towards America after the Mexican-American war. The truth was that A: Most Mexicans didn't really give a shit about that by that point, B: They actually had established pretty amicable relations with the US in the years following that, and C: They knew they'd be fucked in another war with America regardless and had their own problems to deal with. I really can't underscore how insanely fucking autistic the Germans were about revanchism during this time period and how much of that they projected onto other countries.

>>150277347
kek

>>150280386
I just noticed Nicole in the back

Auschwitz, I stubbed my toe!

>>150260975
>Carlos was later adopted by a platoon of US servicemen and changed his name to Dondi.

>>150279955
The first time it was because German subs kept sinking ships of neutral countries headed to Allied countries in Europe, they sunk a boat with 100 US passengers, and the US told Germany to piss off or else they’d come in.
Germany backed off for a bit, but then started sinking boats again, and their idea of keeping America from entering was to ask Mexico to attack the US to keep them too busy to help much oversees.
Just… not sinking boats probably would have been a lot easier.

ITT: Carlos!

>>150277368
>>150277548
>two funnels
For two different engines, Im assuming? Were they really that heavy or is one more of a backup?

>>150286735
Some Shermans did have twin engines but it's simply that the front one is for air intake and the rear one is for the exhaust. Water in either means water in the engine and water in the engine means engine stop and probably not go again. Which you don't even want to happen in your car, let alone a tank in the middle of a battlefield.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrolock

>>150262499
I can imagine Frizzle saying something like:
>Chin up, class! As my Uncle Wire used to say, "If things start going overboard, start making waves!"

>>150287196
>Invade Russia in the winter
>date of Operation Barbarossa - June 22, 1941

>>150260650 (OP)

Wouldn't it make more sense for the Magic School Bus to be a C-47 Skytrain?

>>150284645

ouch!

>>150277347
I'd take Wanda as my comfort woman.

>>150283421
Germany never realized that the Mexican Army was a bad joke.
Anybody have that Polandball comic where France trains Mexico and Prussia trains Chile?

>>150283877
Someone's gotta keep Anais in check.

>>150288338
Russia's a big place.

Plus, there wasn't a guranteed that if Hitler took Moscow that the Soviet Government would just go "oh well, we gave it our best, guess it's time to be exterminated by the Nazis, lol". If I remember, The big backup was to retreat to behind the Caucuses and just fight with Guerillas and Partisans.

Can't really get rid of the Russian people if you don't go beyond the mountains, but such an endeavor unturning every single bush, tree, and rock in ALL of Siberia just to say you "conquered Russia".

Hell, Napoleon DID make it to Moscow, but he couldn't stay since you can't do much with a charred city. You think Soviets would have allowed Germany to actually have the city proper?

tl;dr it would mean a longer drag on the war, and the Eastern Front being even MORE brutal somehow than in our time. But "General Winter" was just one of MANY factors to why Germany was never going to win in the East.

Fuck it, even *IF* somehow they got Stalin and the Soviet Government fell, the people remaining, Communist or not, are STILL, going to fight back, and hell, probably with renewed backing by the West since it means they can make a non-communist Russia post-war maybe.

>>150288688
Sure, but maybe the artist figured the actual landing would be more iconic and the kind of intensity Ms. Frizzle would enjoy. Compared to jumping out an airplane in dead of night

>>150291547
>Compared to jumping out an airplane in dead of night

I dunno, jumping out into total darkness with the only source of light being tracers, flak shells exploding in your face, and other aircraft catching on fire, all while running the risk of your chute not deploying, landing in a tree, landing in a pond, or landing all alone and being shot by German sentries before you can even get your harness off seems pretty intense (and iconic).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrw_uMWlgI

>>150291543

Yeah but the whole meme about "invading Russia in winter" implies that the step-off date was in December-February which it wasn't. And it's not like invading any earlier than June would have helped either because the Russian spring season is almost as bad for maneuvering.

>>150260650 (OP)
>Wanda having morning sickness already

Okay, which one's the father?

>>150293767
It's pretty obvious

>>150261643
>Come on guys, its time to ramp this up!

>>150292181
Chutes even back then were mostly reliable, the biggest fear is the fact that you have very little control on where you land, especially at night. Even with a chute you touch the ground with such force that jumpers have been known to get killed by crashing into a stone wall upon landing.

>>150288688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lroU7apzma8

>>150293994

Broken bones were (and still are) a common occurrence among paratroopers, even during training jumps.

>>150280386

kek

>>150260852

haha

>>150290560

OOOOOOOOOOO

I'd go to war for her.

>>150293825
Probably true

>>150286628
Someone's gonna choke out Carlos eventually.

>>150261643
>>150261836
>Normandeez nuts

>>150276736

Do you think he would have cared?

>>150267356

PLEASE MS FRIZZLE DON'T TEACH THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR CLASS THAT WOULD BREAK MY HEART

If the artist is lurking here, he should draw pic related with Frizzle replacing the guy on the horse, plus Tim panicking realizing who's side he's on.

>>150278943
He dives on a hand grenade and saves his crew, but survives the blast with a major concussion and wins the Congressional Medal of Honor.

>>150280867
He was also a tweaker of the highest magnitude.

>>150293767
>>150293825
Classic

>>150302293

Is this supposed to be set in the pregnant Anne Frank universe too

>>150302293
>this same thread would probably be deleted for roleplaying today
>and also be flooded with irl /pol/shit the moment abortion was mentioned
It was truly a different time.

>>150301988
With fat tits too?

>>150303632

make them heavily pregnant by BCC too

>>150277033
It's the air intake for the 'Duplex Drive' amphibious conversion. Its presence in that shot is actually inaccurate because none of the DDs made it to the shore at Omaha, which is a major reason why that beach was such a clusterfuck.

>>150261836
>Arnold's definitely gonna die, again.

>>150304212
>It's the air intake for the 'Duplex Drive' amphibious conversion.

Deep-wading gear Shermans actually, slightly different concept.

>Its presence in that shot is actually inaccurate because none of the DDs made it to the shore at Omaha, which is a major reason why that beach was such a clusterfuck.

Only two of the DD made it onto Omaha, but most of the deep-wading gear-equipped Shermans did because they were released much closer to shore. IIRC there was even a case where a flail-equipped Sherman (used for clearing minefields) managed to drive right onto the beach and knock out multiple German gun batteries because its odd appearance led the gunners to assume it wasn't a threat.

>>150304212

Here's a few DD Shermans that landed at Sword Beach for comparison.

>>150304212

With the floatation screen deployed

>>150303632

duh

>>150261836
10/10

>>150286735
>two different engines
Many tanks had one engine per track. I don't think the M4 was one.

>>150272018
>Frank
His name is Ralphie
You know, like the giant fucking R on his shirt

>>150277347

Someone needs to recreate this picture with Ms. Frizzle as Hitler

>>150266380
>Slap a private too (take that)

>>150260650 (OP)
>Teach, why are we here again?

>>150305694

>For gay rights and Israel of course!

>>150289463
>>150290560
Wood chipper

>>150306530
No, they’re going to war, the phrase is “meat grinder”.

>>150277347
So [CENSORED] means that her existence was redacted out by the communists, or does it mean something else? And what else would have happened in the first case?

>>150307443

It means PBS won't allow us to broadcast what happened to her

>>150286628
wuh ohh

This show had cute girls

>>150307443
You really don't want to learn what the Soviets did to German women on the Eastern Front anon, a lot of them committed suicide before the Soviets even showed up because that was preferable to what would happen to them. The Eastern Front basically drove both sides to an absolutely insane and animalistic hatred of the other and the end result was not pretty.

>>150309271
All I’ve heard about German women (in Berlin) and Soviets was that they preferred a Russian under them (raping them) than an American above them (bombing them).

>>150309714
Is Ralphie trying to do a fucking JoJo pose?

>>150294692
Cute

>At least things can't get any Bratwurst than this!
>CARLOS!

>>150293007
>Russian spring season is almost as bad for maneuvering.

One simple word.


[MUD]

>>150293767
Nah it's stress induced vomiting. Happened to alot of people on landing crafts since, they were heading straight into the lion's mouth and the odds of dying were pretty good enough to warrant it.

>>150301988
>plus Tim panicking realizing who's side he's on.

It's not like The Confederates didn't employ African labor/cannon fodder for their side. But that obviously still makes Tim Sweat.


Or just add him to Union wall during Pickett's Charge and keep it simple, make him a Buffalo Soldier (even though I don't think they were at Gettysburg, unless a fellow history nerd would correct me)

>>150260650 (OP)
>not even Custer's Last Stand
You had one job.