Thread 150345134

Reminder that Stella has never killed anyone, she only tried to get her cheating husband killed and failed at it. Stolas on the other hand is directly responsible for I.M.P. having committed mass murder.

>>150345134 (OP)
>and failed at it
Woman moment

>>150345134 (OP)
It is fucking crazy that to most people, Stella being bitchy and "abusive" to the degenerate faggot she was forced into marrying makes her pure evil but Stolas helping a mass murderer kill countless innocent people for money just for some red cock makes him a misunderstood sad boi who dindu nuthin. Stella is less evil than all the main characters combined. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that literally every villain in the show is less evil than Stolas and his gaggle of imps.

>>150345243
Our sexy bird bimbo's hands remain bloodless

>>150345134 (OP)
She killed my lust for anything that isn't her

>>150345134 (OP)
she gave a weapon capable of killing high ranking demons to an imp who advocates and is planning to murder all non imp demons. yeah that bitch is responsible for a whole lot more than that.

>>150345134 (OP)
Everything bad that happens in the series is all Blitzos fault. That includes anything bad that other characters do.

>>150345330
>Stella being bitchy and "abusive" to the degenerate faggot she was forced into marrying makes her pure evil
That's not an excuse to abuse the guy who was also forced into this

>>150345641
Said guy is also culpable for mass murder over a booty call.

>>150345691
Said guy could also divorce her whenever he wanted, and possesses magic that could easily kill her. The fact he was abused in the first place is unbelievable.

>>150345641
>>150345727
Stolas could have kicked the shit out of Stella at any time, and not only could she do nothing about it, he almost certainly wouldn't face any formal punishment. Stella being abusive is a fucking retarded and ridiculous cop out to justify Stolas being a cheater.

>>150345800
Yes, exactly. As with much of the second season, it requires suspension of disbelief. Stella was and continues to be a nobody among the Ars Goetia, more so now that she produced an heir. She may as well be a tumor attached to Andrealphus.

Oh good, I found the designated Stella thread.
Share your green texts brothers, how would (You) give Stella the happy life she deserves?

>>150345330
>Hell, I'd go so far as to say that literally every villain in the show is less evil than Stolas and his gaggle of imps.
All of this would be fine if Viv just focused on comedy but no.

>>150346039
Yeah, Stolas and Blitzo being comically evil in a setting filled with literal biblical demons would be funny if the show leaned into it, but for some reason Vivzie made Helluva Boss into a gay love story instead. It's like how people describe the show as a yaoi fanfiction of itself. It really feels like the version we got was made by a mentally ill fan while the real version was lost to the void.

>>150345134 (OP)
>Stolas on the other hand is directly responsible for I.M.P. having committed mass murder.

You could argue that IMP's clients are really to blame for hiring them.

>>150345981
I remember one really long Greentext where a mad scientist guy helped Stella destroy Stolas's life. That shit was based, and made me wish it was made into a fan made comic series or something.

>>150346161
I mean, you can certainly blame a strung out druggie for buying drugs in the first place, but the person who sold him the drugs and the cartel that made the drugs are still irredeemable monsters for providing people additive substances.

>>150346141
it's a show designed to make you feel like a woman. i want to fuck half of the characters but i also hate most of them

>>150346192
Damn...I never thought about it like that...

>>150345134 (OP)
she did not, but shes still a massively petty bitch
octavia, on the other hand, is the only genuinely innocent character out of this show
everyone else is either a murderer, a cheater, a conniving bastard, a liar, a self centered cunt or a combination of the previously mentioned, octavia on the other hand just got unlucky with her family
the poor girl deserves better

>Stella Thread
Very Nice.

>>150346253
Give it some time, Anon. Vivzie will assassinate her character at some point and make Octavia as stupid and evil as every other character.

>>150346315
>Vivzie will assassinate her character at some point and make Octavia as stupid and evil as every other character.
then i will just put on the ”i could have saved her” cope

>>150346315
That, or she'll just ignore Octavia like she does pretty much every other female character, only unearthing her when she needs daddy-daughter drama. It's the same formula she used in the past two seasons. Otherwise, Octavia will remain in stasis.

>Octavia gets dragged to a pride parade by her dad
>she takes you with her
What do you do?

>>150345981
I may write a green text down sooner or later in the Thread but I don't like making promises in case I fail or don't deliver.
In the meantime here's an old one I did.

>>150346379
>pride parade in hell
>anon is completely disgusted
>but has a fiendish idea
>he gets his hands on an american flag
>starts waving that shit around like its the 4th of july
>shitzo comes over to make fun of him
>anon just shuts him down with arguments the little soot rat cannot find a response to
”if you fags get to be proud about your sexuality, which you didnt chose at birth, why cant i be proud over my ethnicity, which i also couldnt chose?”
>little red riding hood wont quit pestering him, though
”fine, ill wave my sexuality around, just stop bothering me”
>pulls out a striped black and white flag
>”where the fuck is the *A*?”
”what *A*?”

>>150346541
Speedrunning into the combat encounter I see kek

>>150346486
as a gypsy, ill just take a romanian flag with me and fuck with them when they try to say that the flags the wrong way around or the wrong color
>Whats that, you think i am pansexual?
>WRONG, I AM ROMANIAN, EAT SHIT FAGGOT

>>150346541
I think I know a great flag Anon should start waving.

>>150346629
IF HEAVEN AINT A LOT LIKE DIXIE...

>>150346649
I don't wanna go...
I'd just as soon stay home...

i could fix her...

>>150346789
Made for handholding with Anon.

>waahh why do you hate me mum more than you love me abloobloo!
Does Octavia not realize that Stella is a massive bitch? This line would have made sense if there was a single scene where Stella is nice to her or at least not yelling all the time
But there isn't

>>150346917
>Does Octavia not realize that Stella is a massive bitch?
shes still young
i too held on to hope that my dad actually cared about me up until my 20s when i realized he really just doesnt
she will come to the same conclusion in time

>>150346966
It's gonna be a painful conclusion tho
Let's just hope she is emotionally stable enough at that point to not do anything drastic.

>>150346253
This is exactly why Octavia is objectively in every conceivable way, the best character in the show. And the most interesting. She's the most innocent of the crew and worst yet, she actually can't do anything about it, so there's a great deal of tragedy to it.

>>150346629
>visit Country festival in fucking Poland
>a lot of murrican and polish flags, zero gayflags and an amusing amount of confederate flags
it was funny how no one bat an eye on it and you could buy it at every stall

>>150345981
>Boing boing boing boing

>>150347046
the thing with octavia is that she is lonely, has pretty much no friends and, up until recently, only really connected with her dad
her mother is apathetic to her, probably only caring as much as she needs to for societal reasons, seeing her as her ”duty”, but not really her daughter
stolas, on the other hand, does genuinely love her, but he is a shortsighted, impulsive and extremely selfish man. He was willing to die for his lover without a second thought for octavia, not because he wanted to save blitzo, but because he couldnt bare the thought of having to live without him
octavia needs to realize these things and either accept her dad for how he is or just cut him out of her life completely
if she were more emotionally mature she would have probably packed her bags and ran off to the human world as soon as her flamboyant uncle moved in
she definitely needs some more people in her life, not necessarily a lover, but some good friends would help

>stolas, on the other hand, does genuinely love her
>He was willing to die for his lover without a second thought for octavia

>>150347181
yes, as i said, he is extremely shortsighted, impulsive and SELFISH
this doesnt me he cannot also care for her, he does, but he clearly cares more about himself

>>150347095
poland is fucking weird, they seem to respect the american south more than the majority of americans do

>>150347251
Not just the polish, any central or eastern European. I dated a chick and when she came over she really wanted to see the local plantations that we're still around and wanted to dress as a cowgirl.

>>150347251
Cause they’re ignorant

>>150347223
No Anon.
If Stolas truly, genuinely cared for Octavia.
He would not go out of his way to jump through hoops for Blitzo and dedicate most if not all of his time for Blitzo.
He cares as much for Octavia as Stella does. IE He's apathetic.
Should that be the case? No it shouldn't but that just how it is.
The only who seems have any sort of care for Octavia is Loona.

>>150347364
you know you can love someone without giving your all to them, right?
he is clearly distraught over her denial of him, you think stella would have been as affected as he was?
you have to keep in mind that him sacrificing himself was a heat of the moment type of thing, he did NOT think it through, he just realized his boytoy was about to get wacked and intervened in the dumbest way possible
if he were smart he would have come up with a compelling case for why he shouldnt be executed, instead he lost his composure and offer himself up on the sacrificial altar
yes, he does care for her still, still loves his daughter, but he is a shitty, self absorbed father

fem stolas is perfect
old hag owl milf

>>150347095
having a country festival in Poland makes sense, since Poland is the Alabama of Europe :^)

>>150347364
another thing, octavia needs to realize this
she needs to realize that he does love her, but she cannot rely on him, she needs to come to terms with her fathers nature
either accept him or abandon him, but either would be better than the way she is probably stuck in now, in between, not wanting to see him anymore, but not really wanting to let go either

Octavia needs her unwanted but begrudgingly accepted bastard brother to bring her closer with her mother.

octavia needs a good dicking and turned into a loving housewife

stolas needs a good dicking and turned into a loving housewife

>>150347542
Based Nymobro.

>>150347542
>with her mother
had me up until this part
octavia needs to be as far away from stella as possible

fem stolas needs a good dicking

>>150347564
>solas needs a good dicking and turned into a loving housewife
FTFY*

>>150347591
What about Paimom?

>>150345134 (OP)
Would you guys even have chance with her?

>>150347604
hopeless case, but would be a good lay

>>150347572
Nymo won't have a fractured family if he can help it.

>>150347627
lets be honest anon, none of us would have even an inkling of a chance with ANY of the characters if they were real

>>150347144
Thinking about that Dictator Charlie shit where Stolas and Blitzo smuggle their daughters to the mortal realm and they become some sort of Hellboy and Abe/Raven duo, and that one visual novel anon idea of Loona and Octavia working as assasins with Anon riding shotgun as their tard wrangler.

>Anon being part of a Vatican Funded Secret organization
>He is also the exorcist that saw a demon getting [redacted] out of the girl's body
>Sends a note to his organization, clearly some weird shit is going on in the spiritual realm
>Starts browsin around that world equivalent of /x/ to see any possible hints, Men In Black style
>Some anon posted a photo of what looks like a white wolf on two legs, but this one was wearing clothes.
>Something something, he realizes it's real

>Cut to Octavia and Loona trying to make a living in an abandoned cabin in the woods, they both will have to lay low for a while.

>Suddenly, Anonxander Anonson crashes through the window, and unsheathes his holy blade
>Prepare to be sent back to hell demons, yada yada yada, Loona and him have a little violent sparing, until Octavia manages to use a little of diplomacy she learned back at home.
>They finally sit back and talk.

>Anon informs to his organization, and most of them think they should Salem those bitches
>But the Solomon division finally proposes to stablish some kind of alliance
>If they came to earth seeking refuge of this new dictatorship, whose to say that manny others more ruinuous powers won't also try to come and infect this plane, like cockroaches after Charlie started to clean the house?
>Hell, what assures them that Charlie won't try to invade in the future? They'll need all the help they can get
>Maybe even contact other agencies like DHORK

>So that's the story of how the Hell-Song organization was stablished, and Paladin Anonxander was assigned as the guardian and watcher of these two, much to his dismay

>stellar is a blonde bodybuilder uberowl
>his wife is stolass, a slender busty lady
>their son is octavian, wannabe emo
>stellar makes sure to nut in his wife every day
>stolass hates it, she likes girls
>and is addicted to birth control pills

>>150347717
>R63 HB is actually a novel that stella writes in her free time
>she pours all of her frustrations, seethe and hate into it, but also her regrets and her hopes and dreams
>people STILL mostly want to fuck her female husband

>goddamnit stolas i hate you so fucking much but the pussy game ridiculous
>haha fuck my pussy, stella

>>150347656
Happy to see my short green from that thread inspired someone.
Feels strange though that someone remembered it or any of my greens.

Also nice green, Anon.

Stolas R. Goetia already got what he deserved in the summer of 2022. His cloaca will never be the same.

>>150348075
They say his cloaca stretched three sizes that day.

>>150347144
I'd say I agree with your read on Via for the most part.
I guess on the Stolas point, he's certainly selfish. But it's also one of those matters of, damn, dude wants to be selfish a single time, and everything just blows up in his face.

I'm just thankful that they're seemingly not going with "Via siding with Stella" arc. That was my worry before Sinsmas was for some god forsaken reason, they'd bullshit a reason that Via would side with Stella in order to duke it out with Stolas. But my hopeful read is she's going more the "Independent young woman" route, where it's basically a matter of saying fuck you to both her parents and whatever happens from there happens.

My best guess is Via will assume Stolas' role at some point and pretty quickly have an epiphany of "Oh, that's why he's this way." which will lead to their reconciliation. So, it will be interesting to see how they handle Stolas' selfishness if this storyline does come to pass.

Thinking about Anons...
What kind of people do you see Base of the Fire and HILTLHH Anon growing into by the end?

>>150348553
HILTLHH clearly has a lot of darkness and regrets he needs to confront for closure, I think he'll mellow out Loona as he's been doing and in turn he'll become a bit less bitchy/more grown up as a result. Similar beats to Anon in Snootgame if you think about it.

>>150348553
>Base of the Fire anon
either full warlock who loses his mind/soul or redeemed warlock like St cyprian
>HILTLHH anon
him and loona quit the assassination business and start a pound together, to take care of hound pups
either that or he just dies somewhere along by sacrificing himself and ends up in heaven, then he makes his way back to hell somehow

>>150345134 (OP)
But, she's literally killed hundreds of my swimmers.

>>150348748
>Hundred
Those are rookie numbers Anon, you got a get those numbers up!

>>150348748
You should have millions, anon

>>150348668
>either full warlock who loses his mind/soul or redeemed warlock like St cyprian
>anon joins IMP on a mission that has them on a boat or a pier
>sees loona about to get shot
>throws her aside but takes the bullet to the heart
>falls over the railing into the water
>as he is sinking deeper and deeper, he feels no fear, but a strange calm
>then he hears a voice
>”Put your hand to your chest”
>he does so
>gets magically healed, but he loses his conscience soon after
>loona finally grabs and pulls him out, slings him over the shoulder and runs through the portal while under fire
>they quickly put him on the desk and rip off his shirt, which is soaked in blood
>stolas is there, immediately gets close to him to try and heal him
>only to recoil back in shock
>he senses holy magic on anon
>anon had, unknowingly, cast a theurgical spell
>his story is not yet finished

this image made me chuckle for some reason

>>150349362
It made me giggle, yes.

>>150346728
Her pussy will freeze your dick.

>>150348668
>HILTLHH anon
>sacrificing himself and ends up in heaven, then he makes his way back to hell somehow
Literally just does this in front of Sera and Emily.
https://youtu.be/5Z6Rt8FVe_k?si=YHTFRnG_ubM4oPxE

>>150349483
not if i heat it up first through sheer PLAPPING POWER

>>150349362
HE'S POOR
HE'S DESTITUTE
HE'S FORCED TO LOOK AFTER HIMSELF

>"Anon, you're doing a great job fucking demons."
>"Every day you show these bastards that they are lower than humanity!"

>>150348075
Kek what a bird.

solas, andrea or stella, which do you prefer and why?

What if Stella but human?

>>150349724
Out of the three? Andrea without question though she is a sex pest like Solas but a loyal one.
And as pointed out by Anons, she can be warmed up with a good night.
>>150349745
>

>>150349362
Got to go to the Big and Tall store to buy his clothes.

>>150349872
Now what if she's pregnant?

>>150349362
Ugly faggot looks like a furball that got stretched out by Willy Wonka's taffy machine and turned purple from grape gobstoppers, stupid hot topic tim burton buttlicking cunt

What if Stella, but lizard?

>>150349872
>Andrea
>though she is a sex pest like Solas but a loyal one.
how can you be so sure shes a sex pest?
personally, i am torn between her and her sister in law

>>150349884
I don't have those kind of pics.

>>150349877
>

What if Stella, but Stella?
>Stella, are you by any chance Stella?

>>150349983
>how can you be so sure shes a sex pest?
Mainly because she's flirty but I could be wrong on her being one.
Plus it would be a nice contrast to Solas.

>>150350073
>Plus it would be a nice contrast to Solas.
but solas is a sex pest herself?

>>150350099
Yes.
She keeps sexually harassing Agent One with explicit phone calls.
She even sends him some letters, he does not respond back though.

How is Vox supposed to be a villain for S2? I can't take a faggot seriously as a threat

>>150350178
i wonder, would the other two also be masochistic subs?
if solas is like her male counterpart, then shes a total sub who likes to be used and humiliated, but what about the other 2?
i can see stella be more dommy, but idk so much about andrea
would she be more romantic?
maybe a switch?

>>150350189
He's got a fuckin tv for a head
just switch him off. rub a magnet on that assholes face

>>150350242
Maybe, I could see her being open to both and I could see her being more into romance.
She would likely keep it vanilla and not really heavily tilt into being either being a dom or a sub.


She would drag you into watching cheesy romcoms though.

Cloaca > pussy/bussy

>>150350429
t. caca poo poo faggot

I hope you guys know cloaca would mean that they'd also be incontinent. This is why them having human genitals is the patrician choice.

>>150350429
>Stella
>"Anon I want you to know something. Me and Octavia aren't like other Goetian women. We have a deformity."
>"I believe seeing it was what turned my pathetic husband queer. Understand that Instead of a cloaca, I have two holes. I know how hideous that sounds hideous. But please stay. I didn't tell you because I thought you'd run away from me like all the other men I've tried to woo had."
>"And poor Octavia. I worry she'll die alone, never knowing a male lover's touch."

>>150350429

Cloaca or Pussy
Bussy isn't real you queer, that's an anus.

Her face is her the best feature.

>>150350429
Cloaca or Pussy
Bussy isn't real you queer, that's an anus.

Her face is her best feature.

>>150350528
>Wait... so which way does the egg come from when... you know...
>Or do you always lay twins?

>>150350528
>"I, will need to check the severity of these deformities."
>"Thoroughly."

What kind of drunk is Stella? What kind of drunk is Octavia?

>>150350735
Emotional drunk and depressed drunk

>>150345330
The thing that damns Stolas evil wise is that you are wrong. Stolas doesn't kill for money. The humans he has killed he killed for no profit. And what makes him unappealing as a character besides the evil factor is how hypocritical he is like saying he doesn't look down on imp kind when he blatantly states imps like Blitzo are his sex toys. And another thing Stolas easily could have waited a bit more until Octavia was 18 to finally divorce Stella. I doubt being able to wait less than one year would be too much since he lives a rich life. Simply use hobbies to waste the final year before hitting divorce.

Stolas honestly had everything any demon could want except the power to defeat the Deadly Sins and Lucifer but Stolas is not hungry for power like that. So the fact he could not discipline himself and wait and do things in the correct order that makes him rather unlikable overall.

And one thing I find Viv hypocritical, she's rich yet according to her the story of Helluva Boss is about Class Struggle.....seriously?

>>150350455
This.
They have human analogous genitals and that's final

>>150346253
The problem is that the following season may write her as being awful and start to independently do terrible things. And if you does bad things to Blitzo she is to be viewed as a villain because that's how the writing is structured.

would you a goetian pony?

>>150350955
>would you a goetian pony?

Barneyfag incoming.

>>150350955
Careful anon, you're riding a fine line. But yes. Moonbutt was always my favorite.

>>150350966
>>150350968
dont worry bros, i have posted that pic before and nothing came of it

>>150350955
Luna was the best.
And Goetias are the best, so the math checks out for a resounding YES

>>150346966
Octavia is young but not THAT young. She's about to enter her late teens so she should know what an aggressive shoddy parent is all about. And Stella as others mentioned does not hide how extreme she is. It takes real bad writing for Octavia to not realize her mother is a pain. And this is what Octavia needs someone to tell her:

"Your mother is too hellish EVEN for Hell and you don't notice? Come on girl are you deaf, blind, and dumb?"

Octavia needs to be told the truth in the most bitter offensive way because her ignorance outright makes no sense.

>>150350763
>Fanatic Xenophile + Xeno Compatibility

>>150350476
I've pointed that out, too, but the autism here is heavy. Can't reason with critters that are essentially bots. To them, Stella, Octavia and Loona are just animals; there's no difference between an Earth dog and a hellhound.

>>150351105
Never ask a fanatic xenophobe the race of his wife

>>150351119
i mean, i dont agree with cloaca autism, but vivzie herself didnt help matters by confirming her precious little owl boi has one

>>150348553
I see BotF Anon as potentially becoming a truly powerful and wise warlock, a much better teacher if he ever decides to apprentice someone himself, but atm he's been pulled into an unfortunately shit scenario
He's far more level-headed than Sinnernon, but how will he deal with his horrendously dysfunctional, downright evil surroundings? Can he salvage any of it? Will he ever fully cope with killing someone? How much of Stolas's friendship is truly genuine? Can he combat the mental strain of astral magic?

>>150351133
Pretty sure she just did it to get the drooling retards to shut up about it. I remember seeing some Twitter users hoping for the confirmation (this was before the Full Moon episode aired.) Clearly she didn't put much thought into it, however, as with everything. I doubt she even knows that a cloaca lacks a sphincter.

Besides, if we really want to get technical, Blitz warned Stolas not to 'fuck his ass' in the Loo Loo Land episode. So unless Stolas brought a toy with him (which would be pretty vile, given his daughter is present), this would suggest Stolas at one point was considered to have a dick.

>>150350955
>>150350968
I don't wanna derail anything but make the hive great again.

>God being such a bro knew how humans would be
>Gave all Goetian women female human genitals
>Left the men with Cloacas
>BOOM YOU'RE WELCOME DUMMIES

>>150351219
The pilot remake confirmed he has some sort of internal duck dick in there

>>150351219
I just assumed it was the furry fantasy cloaca that's more like a slit up front to hide the junk. Not the omnihole.

>>150350982
Die out
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/56209395/

>>150350955
End your life
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/56209443/

>>150351345
See, I'd be perfectly fine with a genital slit in addition to a separate hole for waste disposal. That's humanoid enough for my tastes.

>>150351119
>>150351133
While I personally believe/headcanon they have female genitalia.
I'm not ardent about the Cloaca or Pussy debate.
I just think Goetian women have absolute cute faces and that's what matters most.

>>150350955
>>150350982
I only care for the Tamers version desu.
While I don't have them made, would you a Goetia Troll(Homestuck)?

>>150345134 (OP)
I need her as my bird wife.

>>150345134 (OP)
>she only tried to get her cheating husband killed and failed at it
"Attempted murder," now honestly what is that? Do they give a nobel prize for "attempted chemistry"? Do they?"

>>150351283
>You can have any woman you want as a wife who will take you. You just have to treat them as I have taught you to treat your wife

>>150351580
thats actually not stella, if you could believe it, but her OC sister who took more after their mother

>>150351736
i mean octavias sister

>>150351736
>>150351787
Is she the result of Stella/Andrealphus incest?

>>150351801
no, look at the 2nd pair of eyes, shes literally just octavias sister

>>150346832
>Anon gets Loona a squeaky toy to annoy Moxxie
>mocks him about his hairline when he flips out

>>150351283
>God originally wanted to make the first woman a Goetian bird chick

>>150351736
>oc relative
cringe but I'd still do her

>>150351820
Being a result of Stella/Andrealphus would still make her Octavia's sister.

I have an incest fetish...

>>150352985
Andrealphus doesn't have an extra of pair of eyes.
Stolas does.

>andrea's plan to get rid of her sister in law works flawlessly
>Though perhaps too well
>While she is gloating about her victory, the now depowered owl attacks her
>She punches her, scratched her, pulls her hair, stomps on her face
>Even breaks one of her favorite ice sculptures(of herself of course) over her face
>Leaves her beaten and bruised
>She never expected this much raw ferocity from the one she knew was nothing but a masochistic sub
>Runs off with her tail between her legs
>Anon finds her bruised and broken in the corner of her icy palace with a 1000 yard stare
>Shes almost catatonic
>He picks her up and takes her into the shower
>He washes her thoroughly, brushes her hair, preens her feathers and applies an ice pack to her blackened eye before he lays her on the bed and turns the TV on to her favorite soapy series, then sets down next to her
>A few moments later all the events of the day catch up with her and she breaks down, hugging anon closely
>He cradles this woman, who is at least twice his height, like a little girl who has sprained her knee and dries her tears with a paper towel
>They spend the rest of the night watching melodramatic romantic comedies while eating icecream and slowly fall asleep in eachother's embrace

>>150353110
Nice.

>>150350749
Sounds like they need hugs.

>>150346789
Imagine this dog giving you some side-eye

>>150351194
>>150348553
>>150348668

No one cares about Base of The Fire.

>>150353715
Call me no one.

>>150353715
I do, i like both it and HIL
HIL has better loona characterization, but BotF is more interesting and has more potential
Sinner anon is already dead, he has already more or less hooked up with loona and he is stuck in hell
BotF has cool magic shit, potential interactions between One and warlock anon and i dont think we have gotten anything about sinner Two yet
I kinda like that anon could act as a counterbalance in stolas' life to even out shitzo's sheer insanity, and as a foil for said imp
We also have yet to get any proper scenes of anon interacting with octavia

>>150353715
Yeah, well, I don't care about Base of the Fire or HILTLHH. I find both to be shoddily written. Only reason why they're so well-regarded is twofold: Loonafags have low standards, and it tickles their hyperfixations, hence why that one autismo is always posting about "muh withdrawals."

>>150353715

I like both. HIL has stronger dialogue, but BOTF has weird sinisterness to it that HIL lacks.

I haven't read a single word of any of the fanfiction posted here
I just wanna look at cute images of imps and birds while moaning about the show

>>150350735
Taking Stella out drinking
>She doesn't merely drink, she chugs wine like a fish in need of water out in a desert.
>When she gets drunk she often spills most of the wine she's still drinking.
>She gets depressed and clingily to you, often trauma dumping and telling you, you're one of the reasons she wants to stop drinking.
Taking Octavia out drinking
>She doesn't drink much, she mostly takes sips.
>She's scared because seeing her mother chug wine makes her think she'll become like that.
>She would at most get tipsy, she would cuddle you and just give compliments to you.
>She will tell you she just wants you to stay with her.
Tanking Andrea drinking.
>While she does drink, she's more controlling of her alcoholic consumption.
>When she does drink too much, she gets flirty with you even a bit grabby but wouldn't push it unless she gets blacked out drunk.
>She'll try to hold a conversation with you but then she'll go back to being flirty and calling herself lucky because she has you.
Taking Solas out drinking
>She'll drink but it won't take that much to get her drunk.
>She'll start out as flirty with you then will cling to you, venting and tells you to be there for her family.
>Then she'll get rambunctious and start caressing you and cuddle you.
>She'll ask for fun time and get grabby but unlike Andrea, Solas has no limits.

>>150353844
>HIL has better loona characterization,

I need to work on my Loona. Currently rereading HIL for inspiration, or as the kids say 'stealing'.

>>150354458
>thighs
Holy moly...

>>150354542
If you liked those, get a load of these
Octavia grows into her "chicken drums" as she gets older

>>150348075
>That bird is being RAPED

>>150354458
That art style looks familiar or maybe I'm mixing things up.
>>150354542
I think it makes sense for her to grow up and gain her mother's thighs although some exaggerate it a bit too much.

>>150354715
>>150348075
Can it even be called "rape" if he enjoyed it?
This owl is about as zesty and insatiable as they come

>>150345134 (OP)
>My name is Nick Merle, I work as a computer scientist and cybersecurity specialist at D.O.R.K., an organization against paranormal forces, and I am getting ready to go to work the night shift.

>Nick: Ok, there are 35 minutes left for me. I don't think I'm missing anything... The gun? Where did I leave that piece of junk?
*He opens a drawer and finds his Taurus G3C 9mm pistol.*
*He puts his pistol in a holster on his pants.*
*He prepares his backpack and heads to the bus stop.*
>Nick: Well, now it's time to wait... *The phone rings.*
>?: Hello, where are you?
>Nick: Who are you?
>Agent 1: I'm Agent 1. You should recognize my voice; you've been working with me for 6 months, rookie.
>Nick: Well, what do you want?
>Agent 1: Nick, I need you to come in a little earlier than usual.
>Nick: For...?
>Agent 1: It's a matter of extreme discretion; I can't discuss it over the phone. Just come quickly. *Hangs up.*
>Nick: Damn, now I have to order an Uber.
*Calls an Uber, spending $11.*
*Nick arrives, gets in the Uber, and says:* Take me to the industrial area.
*Ten minutes pass, and he arrives at the industrial center.*
*Nick enters an abandoned building.*
*He arrives at a parking lot.*
>Nick: This must have been very nice 20 years ago.
*He swipes an ID badge on a vending machine.*
The machine opens like a sliding door, and Nick enters; then it closes.
Nick:Inside what appears to be an elevator, Nick thinks: "What will I have to solve today? I hope I don't have to erase information from 80 cell phones this time."
*Nick enters what seems to be an office and finds Agent 2.*
>Two:There's no time to talk. *He grabs him by the shoulder, pulling him to the side.*
>Nick: What's wrong with you? Why the rush? *Speaking in a sarcastic tone.*
>Two: We have something big on our hands.
>Nick: Well, ok... what do you need me for?
>Two: We captured some unknown specimens.

>>150354811
You gonna continue, anon?

>>150355253
Did you like it? I'll continue tomorrow.

>>150355368
I mean theres not much to like, theres barely anything there, i thought youd do at least a few posts' worth of text

y'know if we keep memeing it maybe the drawfag will draw Stolas getting raped by Big Tyrone

>>150354811
>>150355368

Not too bad, there's just not much as that one Anon said.
If it was part of maybe another post or two it'd be better.

>birds are known to pick mates based on how flashy they are or how well they can sing
>One day while octavia is walking through the halls of her home, she hears you singing a tune while practicing some spell or another
>She puts her head up to the door and listens to your voice
>Then, without realizing, she slowly opens the door to look at you
>You are wearing the apprentice robes stolas has given you, but even these robes, as lowly as they are, are covered in colorful embroidery
>Without even realizing it, she is smitten

>oh octavia, should have told us you had invited anon to a sleepover
>now we can show him our family goodnight tradition

>>150347364
Loyalty is something Stolas does not fucking have. Octavia, unfortunately, needs to find someone she can rely on who isn't her father or mother.

>>150357214
>birds are known to pick mates based on how flashy they are or how well they can sing
that makes stolas falling for blitzo THIS hard make a lot more sense if that's true

>>150353959
I really like the sinister-ness, and most of it stems from Stolas. Poor Anon just can't get properly comfortable.

>>150353844
Anon being a counterbalance is a good aspect, yes. The guy isn't really trying to be, but compared to everyone else he's pretty moderate- tame, even. It's healthy.

>>150354264
Never hurts to look for inspiration, man.