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Anonymous No.150350989 [Report] >>150351000 >>150351085 >>150351126 >>150351325 >>150351869 >>150357683 >>150366835 >>150376749
Homestuck: The Animated Pilot
Aaaaaany day now; also homestuck.com is doing the whole re-release deal
Anonymous No.150351000 [Report]
>>150350989 (OP)
First for the Dark Carnival
HONK
honk
Anonymous No.150351016 [Report]
You should let us know when the next bunch of pages are uploaded
Anonymous No.150351025 [Report] >>150351227
>>150350767
The comic is already going at a snails pace it can’t afford that
Anonymous No.150351085 [Report]
>>150350989 (OP)
Anonymous No.150351126 [Report]
>>150350989 (OP)
Im sorry for doubting you mr huss
Anonymous No.150351142 [Report] >>150351159 >>150352270
Anonymous No.150351159 [Report] >>150351203
>>150351142
Sis Strider would have sent tit pics to Dave's friends without revealing who it was from.
Anonymous No.150351203 [Report] >>150351266 >>150351287 >>150352349 >>150359550
>>150351159
>jade was raised by a dog and doesn't know what tits are
>john deletes them because he's a good boy
>rose shlicks to them every night and only realises they're from her ectobio mother when she goes god-tier
Anonymous No.150351227 [Report]
>>150351025
Trust ze process anon
Anonymous No.150351256 [Report]
>The official site can be read on mobile
>You can play the interactive pages on mobile while reading on the official site too

It's fucking surreal to me having the official site actually be functional instead of a useless piece of shit.
Anonymous No.150351266 [Report]
>>150351203
Rose would be pissed that she doesn't have the pics anymore once she god-tiers
Anonymous No.150351277 [Report] >>150351318
> the homestuck anime finally becomes real
> dream come true
> feel too old to be really into homestuck now, interests have changed
Fuck
Anonymous No.150351287 [Report]
>>150351203
>AltSis Dirk uses this as an excuse to rp therapy with Rose
>Tries with John but gets lovingly nakedashi'd
>Jade fucks her into the ground with her glowing green dog dick
>AltSis got some good notes for her psychology thesis on Bionicles that day
Anonymous No.150351309 [Report] >>150351364
we are homing in on the stuck
Anonymous No.150351318 [Report]
>>150351277
>Am also too old
>But luckily am autistic in the 'is never going to grow up emotionally' kind of way
I know it's the cringe type of autism that people always dunk on, but it has it's upsides sometimes.
Anonymous No.150351325 [Report] >>150351354 >>150351370 >>150351480 >>150355059 >>150355206
>>150350989 (OP)
It hasn't been talked about a lot, but there's also some new stuff that gets posted every re-release update. Mostly small doodles and such from Hussie's concept sketchbook, like this Horsaroni one and the first drafts of the aspect symbols.
Anonymous No.150351354 [Report] >>150351367 >>150351413
>>150351325
Are these posted in the discord or on the website
Anonymous No.150351364 [Report]
>>150351309
Kanaya: Attempt to eat Dirk
Anonymous No.150351367 [Report] >>150351429 >>150357456
>>150351354
Discord
Anonymous No.150351370 [Report] >>150351392 >>150351412 >>150351421 >>150351716
>>150351325
>Juicy butt slut
What did he MEAN by this?
Anonymous No.150351392 [Report] >>150351486
>>150351370
hope players are butt sluts
Anonymous No.150351412 [Report]
>>150351370
Slut of Butt
Anonymous No.150351413 [Report] >>150351429 >>150353043 >>150353963
>>150351354
Yeah, it's in the Discord, sadly. It's the 'exclusive content' channel.
Anonymous No.150351421 [Report]
>>150351370
>"I want a tattoo of a fat chick on my lower back." the butterfly said.
Anonymous No.150351429 [Report]
>>150351413
>>150351367
ah okay thanks
Anonymous No.150351480 [Report]
>>150351325
>hope symbol is a womb tattoo
Nigaa
Anonymous No.150351486 [Report]
>>150351392
Oh that makes sense. I haven't read homestuck in a long time but if I'm remembering correctly Jake was said to have a nice ass.
Anonymous No.150351716 [Report]
>>150351370
Hope is the aspect of lies
The anus is where sperm go to die
The Hole of Hope
Anonymous No.150351869 [Report] >>150351949 >>150351972 >>150352121 >>150352146 >>150352287
>>150350989 (OP)
>also homestuck.com is doing the whole re-release deal
How badly did it get censored and sanitized compared to the original?
Anonymous No.150351949 [Report]
>>150351869
We don't know yet because they're releasing it in batches.
Anonymous No.150351972 [Report]
>>150351869
They are using the Post Retcon panels (ones with John's arms being shown).
Anonymous No.150352121 [Report] >>150352255
>>150351869
So far, it's still the same as before. 'Octoroon' is still in, and so is 'retarded'.
Anonymous No.150352146 [Report] >>150352255
>>150351869
Anonymous No.150352255 [Report] >>150353063
>>150352121
They have stated outright that they intend to make no changes to any of the content of the site for the re-release.
So there will be no sensitization or alteration, based on their own statements.

>>150352146
I know you're referring to the Youtube video link, however this link actually didn't exist in the official release and was added by the UHC project after the fact (in fact, as far as I'm aware, any and all youtube links in the UHC are additions and were not present in the original version of Homestuck).
Anonymous No.150352270 [Report] >>150352356 >>150352387 >>150352492 >>150353589 >>150358899
>>150351142
Anonymous No.150352287 [Report] >>150352313 >>150352374
>>150351869
Contrary to popular belief, Hussie changing the Caucasian joke because he found some of his fans annoying does not mean he is rewriting all of Homestuck to be PC. Turns out when someone writes paragraphs about their motivation you could take them at their word.
Anonymous No.150352313 [Report] >>150352374
>>150352287
Yeah he pretty explicitly stated that he wasn't even making that change for PC reasons, but rather just because he found the entire argument from both sides of the fandom annoying as fuck and didn't want to deal with it any more.
Anonymous No.150352349 [Report]
>>150351203
>>jade was raised by a dog and doesn't know what tits are
she's 13 her own tits would've already started growing in
Anonymous No.150352356 [Report] >>150352493
>>150352270
HNNNNNG
Anonymous No.150352374 [Report] >>150352399 >>150352406 >>150352415 >>150352423 >>150356613
>>150352287
>>150352313
Do you think enough time has passed now that when they get to Act 6 they will use the original Caucasian joke or will they just leave it peachy?
Anonymous No.150352387 [Report] >>150352493
>>150352270
You have to give a source, I'm begging you
Anonymous No.150352399 [Report]
>>150352374
Have two separate links
Timeline split
An entire new alternate progression of Act 6 from that point continuing from Caucasian
Anonymous No.150352406 [Report]
>>150352374
Peachy.
Anonymous No.150352415 [Report] >>150352434 >>150352454 >>150352627
>>150352374
I hope they change it to Yakubian
Anonymous No.150352423 [Report]
>>150352374
That would probably cause a bigger negative reaction now than it did back then
Anonymous No.150352434 [Report]
>>150352415
KEK we can only hope.
Anonymous No.150352454 [Report] >>150352522
>>150352415
>trickster arc is now the tricknology arc
please hussie make this happen it would be so fucking funny
Anonymous No.150352492 [Report] >>150352516
>>150352270
is bro strider a himbo?
Anonymous No.150352493 [Report] >>150352563 >>150358899
>>150352356
>>150352387
Sorry to dissapoint, but thats it.
Anonymous No.150352516 [Report] >>150352550 >>150352817
>>150352492
Its the strilondes natural impulse to gravitate towards Egbert cock
Anonymous No.150352522 [Report]
>>150352454
>tricknology mode is just the same as trickster mode, except the affected person's eyes and hair become blue and blonde respectively instead of a random colour
Anonymous No.150352550 [Report] >>150352658 >>150353226
>>150352516
Wrong picture, but fitting regardless
Anonymous No.150352563 [Report]
>>150352493
ty regardless anon
Anonymous No.150352627 [Report]
>>150352415
newgens would be mindbroken by such deep lore
Anonymous No.150352658 [Report]
>>150352550
looks like it was drawn by hussie himself
Anonymous No.150352817 [Report] >>150362783
>>150352516
It doesn't just affect them, Hell, even I want some.
Anonymous No.150352915 [Report]
Anonymous No.150353000 [Report] >>150353057 >>150353092 >>150353094 >>150353126 >>150353127 >>150353207 >>150353277 >>150353340 >>150353966 >>150360114 >>150363572
idk what to make her actual normal clothes so i drew a seifuku
Anonymous No.150353043 [Report]
>>150351413
>Yeah, it's in the Discord, sadly. It's the 'exclusive content' channel.
execute hussie now
Anonymous No.150353057 [Report]
>>150353000
FRAUDko the stuffer of bras
Anonymous No.150353063 [Report] >>150353316
>>150352255
>I know you're referring to the Youtube video link, however this link actually didn't exist in the official release and was added by the UHC project after the fact (in fact, as far as I'm aware, any and all youtube links in the UHC are additions and were not present in the original version of Homestuck).
[citation needed]
Anonymous No.150353073 [Report]
Anonymous No.150353092 [Report]
>>150353000
4stuck anon r u back
Anonymous No.150353094 [Report]
>>150353000
>Maiko
For real?!
Anonymous No.150353126 [Report]
>>150353000
p-pretty...
Anonymous No.150353127 [Report]
>>150353000
>Maiko at last.
Anonymous No.150353207 [Report]
>>150353000
>so i drew a seifuku
she just desperately wants to relive her highschool days so she dresses up when no ones looking
Anonymous No.150353226 [Report]
>>150352550
who drew this? looks just like hussies drawings lol.
Anonymous No.150353277 [Report]
>>150353000
Who be
Anonymous No.150353316 [Report]
>>150353063
https://web.archive.org/web/20100113081154/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001920
Anonymous No.150353330 [Report] >>150353341 >>150353343
GOD I want to SHOOT MY LOAD into ROSE'S FERTILE WOMB
Anonymous No.150353340 [Report]
>>150353000
She looks like she listens to hyperpop and nightcore
Anonymous No.150353341 [Report]
>>150353330
We Know Jade
Anonymous No.150353343 [Report]
>>150353330
based she needs penile correction
Anonymous No.150353367 [Report] >>150353482
I want Aradia
I crave Aradia
I need Aradia
Anonymous No.150353482 [Report] >>150353500 >>150353999 >>150354059
>>150353367
Anonymous No.150353500 [Report]
>>150353482
Thank you.
Anonymous No.150353589 [Report]
>>150352270
That's a cute John design
Anonymous No.150353963 [Report] >>150354146
>>150351413
how do you get that channel
Moonrunes No.150353966 [Report] >>150354124 >>150355011 >>150363572
>>150353000
Here u go anon
Anonymous No.150353999 [Report]
>>150353482
Anonymous No.150354018 [Report]
Official Hussie Art
Anonymous No.150354059 [Report]
>>150353482
puts the fun in funeral
Anonymous No.150354124 [Report]
>>150353966
Know what I’d simp too
Anonymous No.150354146 [Report]
>>150353963
Anonymous No.150354318 [Report] >>150354339 >>150354355 >>150354372 >>150354409 >>150354426 >>150354439 >>150354494 >>150354692 >>150354765 >>150359089 >>150359247 >>150359492
My new favourite pastime is going onto the HS discord, into the new reader channel and laugh at what they think TT, TG and GG look like
Anonymous No.150354339 [Report]
>>150354318
>They came up with their own names for them
>The shitty fan-art of what they 'might' look like
This is peak.
Actual Homestuck resurgence in 2025 what the fuck.
Anonymous No.150354355 [Report]
>>150354318
>Lily, Mike, Eden
Bless their souls man
Anonymous No.150354372 [Report] >>150354409
>>150354318
How have they agreed on names
Anonymous No.150354409 [Report]
>>150354318
Damn, I'm having flashbacks to all the fanart of the trolls before they were revealed.
>>150354372
Well it's a single discord channel, so they're all in communication and came to a consensus.
Anonymous No.150354426 [Report]
>>150354318
Look at them, pure and innocent.
Anonymous No.150354439 [Report]
>>150354318
Adorable
Anonymous No.150354494 [Report]
>>150354318
I bet there's fakers pretending in there
Anonymous No.150354512 [Report] >>150354584 >>150355595
Anonymous No.150354584 [Report]
>>150354512
>Proceeds to really only fight off Hussie during Collide and open a McGuffin during Act 7.
Anonymous No.150354692 [Report] >>150354739 >>150354765
>>150354318
Someone post the panopticon of slash
Anonymous No.150354739 [Report] >>150354765
>>150354692
qrd?
Anonymous No.150354765 [Report] >>150354931 >>150354996
>>150354318
>>150354692
Nevermind I found it
>>150354739
Pic related
Anonymous No.150354931 [Report] >>150354962
>>150354765
>terminallyCapricious, cruel trickster out to cause as much as grief as possible
okay, but that one was a scarily accurate prediction for 2009
Anonymous No.150354962 [Report]
>>150354931
I would love to have seen that guy when Murderstuck happened.
Anonymous No.150354996 [Report]
>>150354765
Wow, they predicted Aranea
Anonymous No.150355011 [Report]
>>150353966
Nice
Anonymous No.150355049 [Report]
Anonymous No.150355059 [Report] >>150355124 >>150355125 >>150355129 >>150355154 >>150355173 >>150355387
>>150351325
Who got the JUICY BUTT SLUT classpect
Anonymous No.150355124 [Report] >>150355132
>>150355059
porrim
Anonymous No.150355125 [Report] >>150355132
>>150355059
Meenah
Anonymous No.150355129 [Report]
>>150355059
Feferi
Anonymous No.150355132 [Report]
>>150355124
Space player, always a breedslut. Next!

>>150355125
That fits.
Anonymous No.150355154 [Report] >>150355164
>>150355059
roxy
Anonymous No.150355164 [Report]
>>150355154
Anonymous No.150355173 [Report] >>150355187
>>150355059
Everyone else is kidding themselves, that's clearly Jake.
Anonymous No.150355187 [Report] >>150355224
>>150355173
dirk is a bottom thoughever
Anonymous No.150355206 [Report]
>>150351325
tag yourself I'm the tadpole aspect
Anonymous No.150355216 [Report]
SupremeRuby Rogue of Space, you are a FAGGOT.
Anonymous No.150355224 [Report]
>>150355187
he's like 80% top
Anonymous No.150355228 [Report] >>150355534 >>150356383 >>150356430 >>150358271
Vriska would use
>L'Etranger
>Your Eternal Reward
>Cloak and Dagger
To try to pub stomp, get killed, and then switch back to phlog pyro
Anonymous No.150355331 [Report] >>150355436 >>150355454
goodnight I'm off to daydream about how my session would go to sleep
Anonymous No.150355387 [Report] >>150355444
>>150355059
Nepeta
Anonymous No.150355436 [Report] >>150355454
>>150355331
im going to cross paradox space to ruin it
Lovecraft’s cat No.150355444 [Report] >>150355508
>>150355387
Nepeta would never be a slut
Anonymous No.150355445 [Report]
>music from [s] Enter doesn't go away until you reload the page
Hussie you HACK FRAUD
Anonymous No.150355454 [Report]
>>150355331
Don't worry. I'm in good with the horrorterrors. I'll make sure >>150355436
stays a respectable distance away.
Anonymous No.150355508 [Report] >>150355526 >>150355697
>>150355444
Nepeta wants to be a slut but nobody will fuck her
Lovecraft’s cat No.150355526 [Report]
>>150355508
A terrifying scenario
Anonymous No.150355534 [Report] >>150355572 >>150355642 >>150355801 >>150358271
>>150355228
Anonymous No.150355572 [Report]
>>150355534
She's so pretty I could die; Thank you for sharing.
Anonymous No.150355594 [Report]
So, as it turns out, for the Rerelease event, the site will not be updating on the weekends (presumably to allow people who don't have much time to read during the week to catch up with the content released during the week).

This means there's basically two ways to read along with the event. You can either read every day as soon as new pages are added, or you can set aside some time each weekend and do a weekly read of the material that came out that week.
Anonymous No.150355595 [Report] >>150355631
>>150354512
terezi was still in the right for killing though her plan to fight jack would've gotten everyone killed
Anonymous No.150355631 [Report]
>>150355595
everyone was dead anyway, what's a couple more?
Anonymous No.150355639 [Report] >>150355659 >>150355663 >>150355679 >>150355753 >>150355813 >>150359424
THIS is what the new readers on the discord think the beta kids look like (and are named).

John - John
Rose - Lily
Dave - Mike
Jade - Eden (Metal Tog)
Anonymous No.150355642 [Report] >>150355735
>>150355534
Never pay more than twenty bucks for a video game
Anonymous No.150355659 [Report]
>>150355639
This is a really really good Jadelet
Anonymous No.150355663 [Report]
>>150355639
alt-reality homestuck
Anonymous No.150355679 [Report]
>>150355639
close enough
Anonymous No.150355697 [Report]
>>150355508
Anonymous No.150355720 [Report] >>150355736 >>150355738 >>150355773 >>150359235 >>150363231
So would the new metastuck be
-Hussie's discord server fandom
-Rainbow Rumpus Asshole Forums
-nu-definitely-not-HSG
-???
Anonymous No.150355735 [Report]
>>150355642
Never pay more than twenty bucks for a video game
Anonymous No.150355736 [Report]
>>150355720
r/homestuck, maybe hstwt
Anonymous No.150355738 [Report] >>150356563
>>150355720
twitter
because someone has to fit the tumblr shaped hole in metastuck's heart
Anonymous No.150355753 [Report]
>>150355639
Grimdorks-spiderbre8th hybrid…
Anonymous No.150355773 [Report]
>>150355720
deviant art but it's a robot now
Anonymous No.150355801 [Report]
>>150355534
I imagine almost all the beta trolls to have this same unkept, thick, choppy, messy jungle hair
Anonymous No.150355813 [Report] >>150356490
>>150355639
>Metal Tog
?
Anonymous No.150356033 [Report]
Anonymous No.150356039 [Report]
I hate Dirk so goddamn much
Anonymous No.150356056 [Report]
Anonymous No.150356057 [Report] >>150359616
I like Dirk so goddamn much
Anonymous No.150356127 [Report]
I want to fuck Aradia so goddamn hard
Anonymous No.150356383 [Report] >>150358271
>>150355228
Fuck it, you've inspired me.
Tavros:
>Soda popper
>Winger
>Atomizer
Likes Scout's movement and is surprisingly decent aim, but cannot for the life of him avoid dying to sentries and snipers.
Karkat:
>Stock Rocket launcher
>Concheror
>Disciplinary action
Average skill, actually prefers Shotgun and Escape plan but runs his loadout due to constantly having shitty teammates that need that extra push.
Nepeta:
>Stock revolver/Diamondback
>Kunai
Enjoys being able to ambush and pick off her foes. Pretty good at trickstabbing but prefers stealthier play. Equius often comes to her aid even if she can clearly handle herself.
Equius:
>Huntsman
>Cozy camper
>Kukri
Not the greatest and often defaults to just meleeing if particularly frustrated. Still takes the game rather seriously and will go for objectives.
Eridan:
>Bazaar Bargain/Stock
>Jarate
>Bushwacka
Menace to enemy team. Quiet and passive while playing but if targeted he will bitch at his team for not protecting him.
Gamzee:
>Degreaser
>Gas passer
>Lolichop
Below-average. Unsuccessfully tries getting the enemy to taunt with him. Habit of just wandering off to explore the map. Can usually be seen getting lost on Mario kart servers.
Terezi:
>Tomislav
>Second banana
>KGB/GRU
VERY aggressive for a heavy. Will head glitch, pre-rev, and use flanks whenever she can. Ironically very solid aim. Likes taunting after getting a kill and has perfected the timing on her Pootis+Schadenfreude combo.
Aradia:
>Rescue ranger/Shotgun
>Wrangler
>Jag
Alternates between regular playstyle and using the wrangler to get into funny spots. Does always make sure to place a dispenser for her team. Somehow keeps getting into Engi vs Engi fights.
Kanaya:
>Vaccinator
>Overdose
>Solemn vow
Decent enough medic. Pockets anyone who asks. Rather poor game sense, though.
Sollux:
>Stock grenade launcher
>Stock sticky bomb
>Pan
The top-scoring Demoman that makes you reevaluate your self perceived skill level.
Feferi:
>Honestly I don't fucking know
Anonymous No.150356430 [Report] >>150358271
>>150355228
No she would dedicate her life playing Sniper just so she can hope the entire lobby obsesses over her aim calling her a cheater effectively making her the center of attention. If she had Tavros though, he would go kritz pocket while she goes Soldier/Demo and they would only ever show their faces to the enemy when he's fully charged rinse and repeat.
Anonymous No.150356490 [Report]
>>150355813
Anonymous No.150356563 [Report]
>>150355738
Twitter is Tumblr but even younger and stupider
Anonymous No.150356613 [Report]
>>150352374
They probably change it again to not seem weird or reference the original.
Anonymous No.150357128 [Report] >>150357549 >>150363251
iceberg of new reader headcanons and speculations so far
Anonymous No.150357456 [Report]
>>150351367
I really hate joining servers that have thousands of people, hundreds of channels and so many settings to configure, JESUS
Anonymous No.150357521 [Report] >>150357560
Watch them tone down everyone but Eridan
Anonymous No.150357549 [Report]
>>150357128
Based.
This is something that should definitely be made.
Anonymous No.150357560 [Report]
>>150357521
incredible bit would be to tone up his racism
>stewwpid fucking lowwblood nigger
Anonymous No.150357683 [Report] >>150360011
>>150350989 (OP)
You know that will never happen, anon.
Anonymous No.150358271 [Report] >>150358327
>>150355534
>>150355228
>>150356383
>>150356430
reminded me this exists. I actually used it for a little bit long ago
https://gamebanana.com/mods/193417
Anonymous No.150358327 [Report]
>>150358271
man, looking at that made me feel really uneasy.
Anonymous No.150358852 [Report]
Anonymous No.150358899 [Report] >>150358967 >>150359022
>>150352270
>>150352493
Still, what's the source?
Anonymous No.150358967 [Report] >>150359022
>>150358899
>8 hours ago
I don't think he'll be replying, but i hope to be proven wrong.
Anonymous No.150359022 [Report]
>>150358899
sweetstuffiemilk, they dont have anything else about sis strider
>>150358967
picrel
Anonymous No.150359089 [Report] >>150359102 >>150359287
>>150354318
Heh, its funny because it took me a long time to realise that this is even a retcon arm even after seeing the retcon
Anonymous No.150359102 [Report]
>>150359089
I honestly never even noticed that was there even on subsequent read throughs
Anonymous No.150359103 [Report]
Its pretty telling about the mods attitudes torwards Homestuck when these threads are allowed backt the moment the series is hitting new peaks of cancerous.
Anonymous No.150359235 [Report]
>>150355720
Tumblr just puppeting Twitter like jack english
Anonymous No.150359247 [Report] >>150359566
>>150354318
As dumb as it sounds. I kind of want some to draw a pre reveal John,
Anonymous No.150359287 [Report] >>150363537
>>150359089
all these people are roleplaying
Anonymous No.150359424 [Report] >>150359489 >>150359496 >>150359512
>>150355639
Do early conversations imply this is a thing
Anonymous No.150359489 [Report] >>150359512
>>150359424
It's a lot to extrapolate, I'll say that.
Anonymous No.150359492 [Report] >>150359768
>>150354318
how do they prevent assholes spoiling these innocent cinnamon rolls that are probably too young to even remember the cinnamon roll meme
>2014
jesus christ
Anonymous No.150359496 [Report] >>150359512
>>150359424
I think it's a bit early for that symbol to exist?
Anonymous No.150359512 [Report] >>150359522 >>150359524
>>150359424
>>150359489
>>150359496
her name is gardenGnostic
you guys DO know that gnosticism is where yaldabaoth comes form right?
Anonymous No.150359522 [Report]
>>150359512
Oh yeah I always forget she has that in her handle.
Anonymous No.150359524 [Report]
>>150359512
well lemme just say to the artist that is a dogshit lion head
Anonymous No.150359550 [Report]
>>150351203
>lonely teenager with internet access in 08 doesn't know what tits are
I can understand not getting kissed or laid, but how did you manage to go throughout middle and high school without talking to girls altogether?
Anonymous No.150359566 [Report] >>150359661
>>150359247
boom
Anonymous No.150359616 [Report]
>>150356057
so true brother
Anonymous No.150359661 [Report]
>>150359566
Glorious..
And kind of accurate when you look at problem sleuth
Anonymous No.150359768 [Report] >>150359776
>>150359492
Only those with the 'new reader' role can interact with the channel
Anonymous No.150359776 [Report] >>150359786
>>150359768
what other roles are there
Anonymous No.150359783 [Report] >>150359890 >>150360036
My headcanon is that as soon as a kernelsprite is made in the new sburb session, Terezi will barge in some poor soul's home and throw john's body into it
Anonymous No.150359786 [Report]
>>150359776
A lot lol just check out the discord
Anonymous No.150359890 [Report] >>150360036 >>150362506
>>150359783
i believe that the speed at which johnsprite comes into existence is directly tied to current public reception of HS:BC. the worse it is, the faster johnsprite shows up, so they can try to shit out june as fast as possible in hopes that it will counteract whatever hypothetical thing made people hate the comic this time.
Lovecraft’s cat No.150360011 [Report]
>>150357683
based AM
Anonymous No.150360036 [Report]
>>150359783
>>150359890
>all the other betas got sprite forms
>they're all fusions with opposite sex animals
I wanna keep thinking of it as some Jungian His Dark Materials thing, not a trans movement thing.
Anonymous No.150360114 [Report] >>150370223
>>150353000
>THIS is the girl Alan and Rachel are simping for
Anonymous No.150360171 [Report] >>150360184 >>150360793
this commentary man
Anonymous No.150360184 [Report] >>150360215 >>150360793 >>150362359 >>150364853
>>150360171
What's the financial comparison to "And then the ships that won were the most retarded shit ever"?
Anonymous No.150360215 [Report] >>150360793
>>150360184
"I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people"
Anonymous No.150360793 [Report] >>150361323
>>150360171
>>150360184
>>150360215
>Shipping stock market.

Folks, we found yet another potential Nepeta Variant.
Anonymous No.150361323 [Report] >>150361336
>>150360793
the kitten of wall street
Anonymous No.150361336 [Report]
>>150361323
>Wall Street

Fits perfectly without even changing anything.
Anonymous No.150361453 [Report]
When a doomed ship seems like it's about to pick up steam again but then crashes even harder? Call that the dead cat bounce
Anonymous No.150361885 [Report]
Anonymous No.150362022 [Report] >>150362161
I owe grey women sex
Anonymous No.150362161 [Report]
>>150362022
T-That's alright, anon. You don't owe us anything. You, uhh, shouldn't 8e so hard on yourself
Anonymous No.150362221 [Report] >>150362630
It is amazing what grey skin, horns and quite quirky personalities can do to a mans lust.
Anonymous No.150362359 [Report]
>>150360184
"Irrational exuberance" -- Alan Greenspan
"The markets can remain irrational for longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes
"Black swan event" -- Random portuguese sailor
Anonymous No.150362399 [Report] >>150362420 >>150362444 >>150362454
Anonymous No.150362420 [Report] >>150362498
>>150362399
American Airlines Flight 93 shortly before Gamzee hijacks the plane
Anonymous No.150362444 [Report]
>>150362399
this just makes me think of a con air shitpost that replaces every actor with homestuck characters
Anonymous No.150362454 [Report]
>>150362399
I looked for loss
Anonymous No.150362498 [Report]
>>150362420
>Caliborn on the same flight as Kurdoz, Gamzee and Damara.

This is clearly a group hijacking about to happen.
Anonymous No.150362506 [Report]
>>150359890
The first prototype is obviously Liv.
Anonymous No.150362630 [Report] >>150362638
>>150362221
I don't know why Aradia and Feferi affect me so much
Anonymous No.150362638 [Report] >>150362675
>>150362630
Aggressive cheeriness, perhaps?
Anonymous No.150362675 [Report]
>>150362638
Ah, yeah, there it is
Anonymous No.150362700 [Report] >>150362735 >>150362739 >>150362797
ARF ARF ARF ARF
WOOF WOOF WOOF
HOT MAMA
Anonymous No.150362735 [Report]
>>150362700
Both Built for Egbert cock.
Anonymous No.150362739 [Report]
>>150362700
I agree anon
femDave is really hot
Anonymous No.150362783 [Report]
>>150352817
who drew this
Anonymous No.150362797 [Report]
>>150362700
nobody does r63 like homestuck artists fuck man
Anonymous No.150362991 [Report]
Anonymous No.150363067 [Report]
Anonymous No.150363088 [Report] >>150363100 >>150363155 >>150364828
can a homestuck boy love an mlp girl
Anonymous No.150363100 [Report]
>>150363088
they are meant to be
Anonymous No.150363146 [Report]
Anonymous No.150363155 [Report]
>>150363088
>an mlp girl
I don't fuck whales
Anonymous No.150363231 [Report] >>150363255
>>150355720
>Hussie's discord server fandom
>Rainbow Rumpus Asshole Forums
These two are the same, it’s corpo shill land.
Anonymous No.150363251 [Report]
>>150357128
Why are you stalking 11 year olds online
Are you a kid toucher
Anonymous No.150363255 [Report] >>150363322 >>150363330 >>150364810
>>150363231
Is Viz even working with Homestuck anymore? Them scrapping the shitty old (new) website they did seems to indicate no.
Anonymous No.150363322 [Report] >>150363345
>>150363255
Viz is not the corpo shill at this point, Hussie is.
Anonymous No.150363330 [Report]
>>150363255
Viz contract expired in 2024
Anonymous No.150363345 [Report] >>150363974 >>150364918
>>150363322
I fail to follow your logic, what corporation is he shilling for?
Anonymous No.150363353 [Report] >>150363395 >>150363415
What does Viz even do these days besides be irrelevant
Anonymous No.150363395 [Report]
>>150363353
They translate chainsaw man
Anonymous No.150363415 [Report]
>>150363353
they publish all the popular manga and anime popular with gen z/a, chainsaw man, one piece, naruto and the like
Anonymous No.150363518 [Report] >>150363536 >>150363545 >>150364605
reminder to have sex with lily
Anonymous No.150363536 [Report]
>>150363518
if only her comic would update, it's been like a month
Anonymous No.150363537 [Report] >>150363572 >>150363855 >>150364050
>>150359287
Anonymous No.150363545 [Report] >>150364605
>>150363518
a face perfect ghetto gaggers and facialabuse
Anonymous No.150363572 [Report]
>>150353000
>>150353966
>>150363537
Maiko really haunting the unoffical hsg narrative
Anonymous No.150363855 [Report] >>150363999
>>150363537
lol look at this flat bitch. literal cardboard.
Anonymous No.150363974 [Report] >>150364243
>>150363345
The like 5 different shell companies with “fan artists” running homestuck right now that are directly controlled by hussie?
The new discord and fraf are run by the same people
Lovecraft’s cat No.150363999 [Report] >>150364075
>>150363855
Its good
Anonymous No.150364050 [Report] >>150364215
>>150363537
Aradia is her spirit troll
Anonymous No.150364075 [Report] >>150364205
>>150363999
So do Alan and Rachel just like flatties or is she stuffing her bra?
Anonymous No.150364205 [Report] >>150364261
>>150364075
she's a void player, she's good at hidin' 'em
Anonymous No.150364215 [Report]
>>150364050
I'd love to just hug her. She looks so soft
Anonymous No.150364243 [Report] >>150364546
>>150363974
I'm still failing to see what the issue is with the creator of a series running a team of people to continue said series and spinoffs.
Anonymous No.150364261 [Report]
>>150364205
if her class was thief she could steal bigger boobs from the void
Anonymous No.150364546 [Report] >>150364738
>>150364243
okay you’re underaged no worries

Did I say “no he should have all money ripped out of his hands and live on the street like a polish orphan”? No you dumbfuck.
I called him a corpo shill because he is. He is running the corpo. That he is shilling.
Blurring the line between what’s corpo and what’s fandom is detrimental to both, just be honest about what is what.
Anonymous No.150364568 [Report] >>150377368
Anonymous No.150364605 [Report]
>>150363545
>>150363518
Shoot cum ropes between her tooth gap
Anonymous No.150364738 [Report] >>150364918
>>150364546
"Corpo shill" is a pretty charged term. Normally you say it when you're displeased with someone's behavior. Now you're doing this wishy washy 'oh it's just a value neutral description'? Say what you mean or don't, you're a grown man.
Anonymous No.150364810 [Report]
>>150363255
Viz dropped his ass after the disaster of the epilogues.
Anonymous No.150364828 [Report] >>150364856 >>150365017
>>150363088
Shouldn't it be reversed?
Anonymous No.150364853 [Report]
>>150360184
That Hussie entirely thinks in TVTropes pages and bases his personality and writing around that instead of anything good.
Anonymous No.150364856 [Report]
>>150364828
It really should be.
Anonymous No.150364918 [Report] >>150364978
>>150364738
> Say what you mean
I did
it’s not that fucking complicated you autist
Can you get your head out of sperg land for 5 seconds please?
The places run directly by hussie (the corpo) are places that shill the corpo (The shitcord and fra forums), hence they are corpo shill places. This is clear and easy
What you seem to have some wierd hangup over >>150363345 is acknowledging that hussie et al is a corpo. Which is retarded of you.
Anonymous No.150364978 [Report] >>150365015 >>150365344 >>150365948
>>150364918
What is a 'corpo'?
Anonymous No.150365015 [Report] >>150365108 >>150365351
>>150364978
Corporations, big industries, the one that owns the damn thing and so on.

How the fuck is that something not known in 2025 when youre practically bombarded by them at every corner.
Anonymous No.150365017 [Report] >>150365124
>>150364828
Every girl I know regrets Homestuck but not Horse
Anonymous No.150365108 [Report]
>>150365015
I think that anon had gotta be a ESL
Lovecraft’s cat No.150365114 [Report]
Homestuck started being a source of happiness for me again like yesterday. Who believed it could happen
Anonymous No.150365124 [Report]
>>150365017
Makes sense, one is in the library of congress and the other is not.
Anonymous No.150365241 [Report] >>150365281
I wonder where the entirety of Homestuck (the prompts, narration and chatlogs) lie in the library of Babel
Anonymous No.150365281 [Report] >>150365291 >>150365436 >>150365478 >>150365723
>>150365241
it's right here
Anonymous No.150365291 [Report]
>>150365281
kek
Anonymous No.150365344 [Report]
>>150364978
The fag who owns the shit
Anonymous No.150365351 [Report]
>>150365015
What counts as big enough to qualify for the label? Is it a dollar amount, a number of employees, a quantity of hits on a website?
Anonymous No.150365436 [Report] >>150365478 >>150365546
>>150365281

interesting
Anonymous No.150365478 [Report] >>150366125
>>150365281
>>150365436
what is this
Anonymous No.150365546 [Report] >>150365572 >>150365595 >>150365706 >>150366027
>>150365436
I mean its not wrong.
Anonymous No.150365572 [Report] >>150366027
>>150365546
I love ellith fezzit she makes me feel so good
Anonymous No.150365595 [Report]
>>150365546
Cullbait lowblood
Anonymous No.150365706 [Report] >>150366027
>>150365546
need ellith
Anonymous No.150365723 [Report]
>>150365281
Why would it say this
Anonymous No.150365948 [Report] >>150366015 >>150366096
>>150364978
If they’re shilling stuff to make a profit on you, and you can’t walk to their place of business from where you live - that’s a corpo.
Anonymous No.150366015 [Report]
>>150365948
>anyone who makes money over the internet is a corpo
Karkat would have at least 2 pesterlogs worth of rants to throw at you
Anonymous No.150366027 [Report] >>150366042 >>150366858 >>150367044 >>150368943
>>150365572
>>150365546
>>150365706

I believe that Ellith is actually the best troll girl out of any adventure. It's too bad it's not that popular yet so we get no porn other than from the creator
Anonymous No.150366042 [Report]
>>150366027
patience anon they will come in due time
Anonymous No.150366096 [Report] >>150367763
>>150365948
What a completely arbitrary definition, complete with a sentimental cut-out for 'muh small bizness'. You basically just reinvented bourgeois and petit bourgeois but for retards.
Anonymous No.150366125 [Report]
>>150365478
https://libraryofbabel.info/
Anonymous No.150366217 [Report] >>150366229 >>150366282 >>150366349
Anonymous No.150366229 [Report]
>>150366217
pussy with a vice grip...
Anonymous No.150366282 [Report] >>150366291
>>150366217
And the fool threw this away.
Anonymous No.150366291 [Report] >>150366299 >>150366586
>>150366282
She lost her womb.
Anonymous No.150366299 [Report] >>150366543
>>150366291
They both got screwed one way or the other.
Anonymous No.150366349 [Report]
>>150366217
>smerp
mood killer
Anonymous No.150366388 [Report] >>150366421
>Just woke up and checked the Newgen channels in the discord
>The new readers have assigned each of the beta kids to a type of insect
>One of them has tried to translate the gibberish that the Kernelsprite speaks when John prototypes it
>"The Kernelcipher"
>The only coherent sentence they could get from it was "You lose this time"

These Newgens are something else.
Anonymous No.150366421 [Report] >>150366466 >>150366551
>>150366388
>The new readers have assigned each of the beta kids to a type of insect
>Trolls are kinda insects.

Okay that one HAS to be on purpose.
Anonymous No.150366466 [Report] >>150366479
>>150366421
I genuinely don't think so, none of their assigned insects are eusocial/hive dwelling.
It's more stuff like lady bugs and crickets. Which don't evoke the trolls at all.
Anonymous No.150366479 [Report]
>>150366466
Ah okay, that one stood out for a moment like that. Still, those guys seem to be having a good time then, damn.
Anonymous No.150366543 [Report]
>>150366299
Gay and a tranny, what a way to die.
Anonymous No.150366551 [Report] >>150366760
>>150366421
Could be just a Silksong thing.
Anonymous No.150366586 [Report] >>150366681
>>150366291
Why don't they just alchemize a new one?
Anonymous No.150366681 [Report] >>150366714 >>150366715
>>150366586
Please spoiler that shit, it jumpscared me
Anonymous No.150366714 [Report]
>>150366681
accidents happen. you’re a father now.
Anonymous No.150366715 [Report] >>150367263
>>150366681
Weak newgen, you'd never survive the heyday.
Anonymous No.150366760 [Report] >>150366816
>>150366551
Funny how Silksong came out before hiveswap
Anonymous No.150366816 [Report] >>150366839 >>150367160 >>150375730 >>150375752
>>150366760
Deltarune chapter 3 and 4 came out before hiveswap act 3
Silksong came outbefore hiveswap act 3
Hades 2 is leaving early access before hiveswap act 3
Anonymous No.150366835 [Report] >>150366857 >>150366887
>>150350989 (OP)
Animation is a children's medium. Grow up and use live action.
Anonymous No.150366839 [Report]
>>150366816
Half life 4 before hiveswap at this rate
Anonymous No.150366857 [Report]
>>150366835
>live action Vriska
Anonymous No.150366858 [Report] >>150366955 >>150367891 >>150367949 >>150372654
>>150366027
Is this anything? https://files.catbox.moe/eviizv.png
Anonymous No.150366887 [Report]
>>150366835
>not me, I watch big boy movies like Spider-Man
Anonymous No.150366955 [Report] >>150367020 >>150368943
>>150366858
nta but that's pretty good. Any more that isn't from moonrunes?
Anonymous No.150367005 [Report] >>150367164 >>150367243 >>150367797 >>150376991
Man, Rosebot new design is so amazing. Haven is so talented
Anonymous No.150367020 [Report] >>150367044 >>150367047
>>150366955
What do you mean isn't from moonrunes
Anonymous No.150367044 [Report] >>150367111
>>150367020
Most Ellith nsfw is made by moonrunes, the creator of Prisounebound like what >>150366027 is talking about
Anonymous No.150367047 [Report]
>>150367020
I think he just means if theres more fanart than straight from the source.
Anonymous No.150367111 [Report] >>150367520
>>150367044
I see, I read it wrong
but no
Anonymous No.150367160 [Report]
>>150366816
Star Citizen's gonna be done, isn't it
Anonymous No.150367164 [Report]
>>150367005
She looks like she corrupts nuns
Anonymous No.150367188 [Report]
Anonymous No.150367243 [Report] >>150367299 >>150367551
>>150367005
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
Anonymous No.150367263 [Report] >>150367452
>>150366715
Wonder how BD is doing with all the new homestuck stuff
Anonymous No.150367299 [Report] >>150367504
>>150367243
>Im going to fuck this robot so hard, people will think a episode of Berserk 2016 is playing.
Anonymous No.150367361 [Report]
Anonymous No.150367452 [Report] >>150367587 >>150367910
>>150367263
he married a jade cosplayer and apparently writes books now
Anonymous No.150367504 [Report]
>>150367299
jej
Anonymous No.150367520 [Report] >>150368943
>>150367111
I think there's one on rule34 but I'm too lazy to search for it
Anonymous No.150367551 [Report] >>150367564
>>150367243
It's criminal how the new rosebot design only has one piece of porn and its by xenopavilia
Anonymous No.150367564 [Report]
>>150367551
of course it is, nobody else is stupid enough to stick around for 2.
Anonymous No.150367587 [Report] >>150367661
>>150367452
>andrew hussie but good
Anonymous No.150367661 [Report] >>150367895
>>150367587
>andrew hussie but pregnant fetish instead of mind control fetish
Anonymous No.150367763 [Report]
>>150366096
Imo (nta but sorta see where they’re hopefully coming from) it’s the difference between knowing the person personally. If you do that’s a real person - that’s me buying my eggs from Kevin etc. , if not - that’s just a business and that business is run by “corpos”.
And to be clear - none of that internet stalker, parasocial crap counts as “knowing them personally”). No matter how much time people here or elsewhere in the fandom have invested digging into hussie’s life and thoughts, that’s not someone you actually know. Same deal with v-tubers or streamers. It’s financially advantageous for them to *pretend* that they’re part of the first group; but that is just a veneer to make money off of people.
Anonymous No.150367797 [Report] >>150367936
>>150367005
Rosebot, Vrissy, and the sexy aradia cherub outfit are the only good things to come out of HS^2
Anonymous No.150367891 [Report] >>150367918
>>150366858
doesnt work for me
Anonymous No.150367895 [Report] >>150368068
>>150367661
>the method by which all life proliferates
vs
>the delusions of worms who want nothing but to lick boots
Anonymous No.150367910 [Report] >>150367987 >>150368035
>>150367452
God there's going to be a manhunt to find which book series was written by the homestuck pregnant artist like how they tried to get dirty on tamsyn muir aren't tehy
Anonymous No.150367918 [Report]
>>150367891
nvm i see it now
Anonymous No.150367936 [Report] >>150368030 >>150368118
>>150367797
What about this lovely old lady
Anonymous No.150367949 [Report] >>150368080
>>150366858
HOCHEEMAMA WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS??
Anonymous No.150367987 [Report] >>150368083
>>150367910
Who
Anonymous No.150368030 [Report] >>150368054
>>150367936
Dead
Anonymous No.150368035 [Report] >>150368083
>>150367910
The locked tomb gal?
Anonymous No.150368054 [Report] >>150368118
>>150368030
Meemaw has been alive for many thousand years and will continue to do so
Anonymous No.150368068 [Report] >>150368115 >>150368179
>>150367895
Most life doesn’t proliferate through pregnancy.
I think the only characters that did in the comic are Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J.
Anonymous No.150368080 [Report] >>150368087 >>150368830 >>150368895 >>150368943
>>150367949
I made it
Anonymous No.150368083 [Report] >>150368198
>>150368035
>>150367987
Yeah. She's a former Homestuck fanfic writer (if you couldn't tell from just... everything in it), and she wrote stuff like Dualscar/Feferi.

Like stuff that's not even actually all that bad, not like that one Steven Universe review gal who did a whole series about Rainbow Dash raping Scootaloo, but just normal ass fanfic stuff, and they were trying to bring her down over that.
Anonymous No.150368087 [Report]
>>150368080
holy based
Anonymous No.150368115 [Report] >>150368179
>>150368068
Guy Fierri, Sassacre and both Dad Egbert/Crocker.
Anonymous No.150368118 [Report] >>150368127 >>150368941
>>150367936
>>150368054
>meemaw
If anyone was actually reading this shit I swear there’d be outcry about it being racist
Anonymous No.150368127 [Report] >>150368224 >>150368941
>>150368118
Meemaw is a southern term, not a fucking black grandma term
Anonymous No.150368179 [Report] >>150368221
>>150368115
Guy Fieri iirc was made in an ecto-vat.
>>150368068
But yeah there are a couple - fedorafreak too.
And Joey, Jude, and Obama are all Jake’s direct descendants.
Anonymous No.150368198 [Report] >>150368249
>>150368083
No I knew she made homestuck fanfic and what not, what astounds me is someone would have something against her.
>if you couldn't tell from just... everything in it
Yeah the long winded monologues just read like homestuck some times
Anonymous No.150368221 [Report] >>150368317
>>150368179
Must have missed Flavor Town being a ecto-vat, huh.
Anonymous No.150368224 [Report]
>>150368127
It doesn’t have to make sense, this has been proven already. That’s why it’d be funny
Anonymous No.150368249 [Report] >>150368349
>>150368198
>what astounds me is someone would have something against her
But she wrote ships they didn't like.
Anonymous No.150368317 [Report] >>150368368
>>150368221
It’s been a while since I went through skaianet but iirc he was made by condy specifically as some fucked up mix of Oliver Hardy and Sassacre. And I think he’s named after feferi too for some reason?
Anonymous No.150368349 [Report]
>>150368249
Oh yeah bd talked mad shit about homestuck fans and did shit like jade giving birth, he's fucked if they ever find him lmao
Anonymous No.150368368 [Report] >>150368454 >>150368569
>>150368317
Just checked the wiki, apparently him and the Insane Clown Posse.

As if him being the Anti-Christ wasn´t already silly enough.
Anonymous No.150368454 [Report] >>150368483 >>150368556 >>150368601 >>150368800 >>150368890
>>150368368
With Helltier being a thing too, it is "CHRISTIANITY BAD" kind of moral going on.
Anonymous No.150368483 [Report] >>150368528
>>150368454
I don´t think theres any of that going on, Anti-Christ is just the best way to say that a guy is Hitler+ Tier.
Anonymous No.150368528 [Report] >>150368543 >>150368598
>>150368483
Vriska is Hitler? Not Meenah or Jane?
Anonymous No.150368543 [Report] >>150368632
>>150368528
Jane is trump, silly
Anonymous No.150368556 [Report] >>150368653
>>150368454
Iirc they went with helltier because it rolls of the tongue better (and has 8 letters in it) and honestly I have to agree
Anonymous No.150368569 [Report] >>150368625
>>150368368
The ICP is also anti-pregnancy too
Anonymous No.150368598 [Report]
>>150368528
Why would Meenah be Hitler tier, she hasn´t done any Hitlering, thats all Condy.

Jane is Hitler tier though, no argument there.
Anonymous No.150368601 [Report] >>150368653
>>150368454
No it’s just edgy to attract viziepop
Anonymous No.150368625 [Report]
>>150368569
Of course they are, they wanted everyone dead, you arent pro-pregnancy with that endgoal in mind by default.
Anonymous No.150368632 [Report]
>>150368543
Trump is trump. He’s in skaianet too
He was a good guy
Anonymous No.150368653 [Report] >>150368692 >>150368736 >>150368890
>>150368556
Yet theme of Christianity is barely touched upon in Epilogues/HSBC with the Beta/Alpha Kids. Even if they are God(tier), they are more like Greek Gods than God/Jesus kind of gods.
>>150368601
Can't wait for the person to be Heaventier to be made out as a bad guy.
Anonymous No.150368692 [Report] >>150368731
>>150368653
I mean yeah, they´re all small letter gods, a proper capital G isn´t at the mercy of a clock ticking Heroic/Just for his immortality.
Anonymous No.150368731 [Report] >>150368750
>>150368692
Are we gonna see like Purgatorytier or Gehennatier then?
Anonymous No.150368736 [Report] >>150369022
>>150368653
>they are more like Greek Gods
I wish. Imagine how much easier it would be if Jade could have 50+ kids like Zeus instead of absolutely without any other option cuck Kanaya. Or if she could just turn the guy that put his hamster inside a microwave into a worm.
Anonymous No.150368750 [Report]
>>150368731
I doubt that, just more Ultimate Selfs and god tiers for the new kids.
Anonymous No.150368800 [Report]
>>150368454
how is helltier anti christian this makes no sense. Besides he uses gnostic themes that’s the more subtle ‘anti christian’ theming
Anonymous No.150368830 [Report]
>>150368080
yes… ha ha ha… YES
Anonymous No.150368890 [Report] >>150368978
>>150368454
>>150368653
It's not just basic edgy Satan imagery (though that's probably in there for the cool factor). I'm fairly certain it's riffing off of Gnosticism in typical Homestuck fashion. Vriska is the Snake on her way to the Garden (Deltritus), trying to disrupt Ult!Dirk's (Demiurge) control of the players (Adam & Eve) of his session.
The way she seems to be set up in bonus comics and what little we see of her after Helltier is like as a big sister/mentor figure to the Omega Kids, so in that way she's offering knowledge to those under the Demiurge's thumb to free them. Also, in a way, putting aside her old Thief of Light tendencies both because she's not going to try and be the main character (and steal the spotlight) but also because she will be offering knowledge/light instead of taking it.
Anonymous No.150368895 [Report]
>>150368080
anymore anon? This is gold
Anonymous No.150368941 [Report] >>150369049 >>150369156
>>150368118
>>150368127
Ly'lac is already black coded so its fine either way
Anonymous No.150368943 [Report] >>150369093
>>150366027
>>150366955
>>150367520
Yeah, I've drawn Ellith before though >>150368080's drawing is much better haha files.catbox.moe/xjicpk.jpg
Anonymous No.150368949 [Report] >>150369082
>Christfags ruining the thread by being whiny douchebags again
You fags really can't handle it when someone makes fun of your Mary Sue OCs can you?
Anonymous No.150368978 [Report]
>>150368890
>sister/mentor figure to the Omega Kids
I NEED Vriska /ss/ing the youngest Egbert in the bloodline
Anonymous No.150369022 [Report] >>150369061 >>150369151
>>150368736
I mean she could have fucked a rando human
This was never off the table
She specifically chose to knock up a married woman (Jade’s awful and selfish)
Anonymous No.150369049 [Report] >>150369107
>>150368941
>black coded
>uncontrollably destructive
Is *that* racist?
Anonymous No.150369061 [Report] >>150369102 >>150369151
>>150369022
i thought she knocked up rose bc it was the closet to having a striderharley baby
since rose is ectorelated to dave
Anonymous No.150369082 [Report]
>>150368949
The only person chimping out is you my dude
Everyone else is being super civil
Anonymous No.150369093 [Report] >>150369205
>>150368943
this is still really good too anon
Anonymous No.150369102 [Report] >>150369199
>>150369061
That doesn’t make it any better???
Anonymous No.150369107 [Report]
>>150369049
Nah because they're gonna be contrasted against the satyrs, Dirk's white dudebro race, so that makes it fine
Anonymous No.150369151 [Report] >>150369221 >>150369476 >>150370052
>>150369022
>>150369061
Yeah, Jade went to Rose because she wanted the closest thing to a Jadedave child (because Dave doesn't want kids. That's why she named her Yiffy because thats the kind of name Jade thinks Dave would find funny). Rose on the other hand went along with it and didn't tell Kanaya because Rose had her gigabrain plan to destroy her relationship with Kanaya because her Seer of Light powers told her its the optimal way to make Kanaya happy (freeing her from her ball and chain)
Anonymous No.150369156 [Report]
>>150368941
>mails bombs to people she disagrees with on cartoon forums
>is a potential domestic terrorist
She is /co/ded
Anonymous No.150369199 [Report] >>150369224
>>150369102
>explain why something happens
>SO YOU THINK THAT MAKES IT BETTER
are you retarded or something
Anonymous No.150369205 [Report]
>>150369093
Aw thanks. I'm trying my best
Anonymous No.150369221 [Report]
>>150369151
Im willong to accept June as a thing if the thing Rose "envisioned" about Kanaya being happy with someone else is JuneKan because it would be so fucking funny
Anonymous No.150369224 [Report] >>150369537 >>150370072 >>150370360
>>150369199
You don't understand, characters are independent moral actors with their own agency, so we have to take them to task for everything they do. Also, the author for making the characters do those bad things.
Anonymous No.150369273 [Report]
where's that one aspect chart that has space just labeled "breedable" it was the funniest shit
Anonymous No.150369295 [Report] >>150369376 >>150370369
Need Rachel to somehow ruin the session
Anonymous No.150369376 [Report]
>>150369295
>Rachel sees Maiko letting Alan fondle her
>Has a full on femcel spergout that fucks up everything
Anonymous No.150369476 [Report]
>>150369151
I'm starting to think I know why Hussies marriage fell apart
Anonymous No.150369537 [Report] >>150370072
>>150369224
Yes.
The issue is with people who can’t separate the two, but you still should acknowledge both
Anonymous No.150369654 [Report] >>150369948 >>150370036
Which sites does maiko browse regularly
Anonymous No.150369948 [Report]
>>150369654
>Japanese American of below average intelligence who has likely never visited Japan
>canonically fan of vocaloids
It’s a mystery
Anonymous No.150370036 [Report]
>>150369654
boards.4chan.org and twitter
Anonymous No.150370052 [Report] >>150370136 >>150370178
>>150369151
Dave is a coward. But I also wouldn't be surprised if Hussie is a weird sort of anti natalist. He gives off that vibes.
Anonymous No.150370072 [Report] >>150370098
>>150369224
>>150369537
People need to be able to hold the thoughts that
> Character is [value judgement] shit
And
>Character is shit because the author made them shit, which [separate value judgement] is why author is shit

So yeah Jade is shit and so is hackie
Anonymous No.150370098 [Report] >>150370240
>>150370072
I don't fall for Hussies attempt at character assassination. I'm an adult.
Anonymous No.150370136 [Report] >>150371373
>>150370052
I wonder if it's anti-natalism or some weird sort of sense that having a kid would mean he can't pretend that he's not old anymore
Anonymous No.150370178 [Report]
>>150370052
Theres a way to read a sort of anti natalism into homestuck
>entire universes live and die just to continue a cosmic cycle
>billions die and it’s brushed off
>gnostic cults tend to go one of two ways, hardcore aestheticism and/or mindless self indulgence (due to the concept of the world being evil)
>many historical gnostic sects were against childbearing
It’s pretty loose. But I would ultimately say you have to read a lot into it to get that takeaway. Just from the comic.
Anonymous No.150370223 [Report] >>150370299 >>150373278
>>150360114
>simping for her and not Stayse
Anonymous No.150370240 [Report] >>150370308 >>150370682
>>150370098
See now you’re just being a schizo by pretending the things that did happen didn’t happen. You’re treating Jade the character as some platonic ideal instead of a character in a story
Anonymous No.150370299 [Report] >>150372362
>>150370223
There can only be one bubblegum psycho. Stayse must die.
Anonymous No.150370308 [Report] >>150370333 >>150370360
>>150370240
I’m honestly just confused because I just said the reason as to why she did that, only to get a reply chain that just makes me feel like I’m the autist here. Like, you can call it shit writing (and it is) but what hell is this “holding a character accountable” shit? She isn’t real?
Anonymous No.150370333 [Report]
>>150370308
Well to be clear you are the autist here let’s not pretend otherwise.
Anonymous No.150370360 [Report] >>150370399
>>150370308
If you're referring to this >>150369224 that was me, a separate anon from who you were referring to, and I was being sarcastic.
Anonymous No.150370369 [Report] >>150370452 >>150370456 >>150370483 >>150370544 >>150370660 >>150370792
>>150369295
im trying to make them more consistent with eachother, any specific ideas?
Anonymous No.150370399 [Report]
>>150370360
Oh I could tell, it’s everything else that’s mind boggling
Anonymous No.150370452 [Report] >>150370660
>>150370369
Tone down mieko’s red. In addition or as an alternative you could make some of her clothes black. I think removing/simplifying the patterns on her skirt would help
Anonymous No.150370456 [Report]
>>150370369
Is 4stuck, perchance, back?
Anonymous No.150370483 [Report]
>>150370369
Honestly not sure. I do quite like their designs. Especially Alan and Rachel.
Anonymous No.150370544 [Report]
>>150370369
So far the consistency has been that both Strife Specibus we got are utter fucking madness, but i guess that doesn´t do much visually.
Anonymous No.150370660 [Report]
>>150370369
Imo I think theyre good as is but >>150370452
is right
Anonymous No.150370682 [Report] >>150370804
>>150370240
I do not accept anything in nuHomestuck because it is bad. If it was good, I would.
Anonymous No.150370792 [Report]
>>150370369
Honestly the only things standing out in the palette are Rachel's jacket and Maiko's bright red skirt.
Anonymous No.150370804 [Report]
>>150370682
Yeah denying reality is why you’re a schizo we get that already.
Moonrunes No.150370885 [Report] >>150370913 >>150371026 >>150371772 >>150372237 >>150372320 >>150373262
Hello 4 of the Chan, I come bearing news of the upcoming update.

I have finished with filling out the timeline for the animation, and all that's left now is a few miscellaneous assets to tie it all together, plus my guest artists assets. Other than that, it should be posted relatively soon, within the next week depending how quick i get those assets.

Thanks to all the anons who discuss PB in these threads, I do enjoy reading all the positive and negative feedback I've been getting. It does mean a lot.
Anonymous No.150370913 [Report]
>>150370885
fuck yeah looking forward to it
Anonymous No.150371026 [Report] >>150371060
>>150370885
ya you like that you like it when i rip apart your shitty comic you masochistic little slut
Moonrunes No.150371060 [Report]
>>150371026
aye, si papi
Anonymous No.150371373 [Report] >>150371891
>>150370136
It's time Dave takes responsibility for once in his life.
Anonymous No.150371772 [Report] >>150372127
>>150370885
good job!
i love prisounebound
have an exceptionally drunkly drawn ellith (i love ellith she's great)
Anonymous No.150371891 [Report] >>150373497
>>150371373
>Hussie self-insert
>responsibilities at all
Lol.
Lmao
Moonrunes No.150372127 [Report]
>>150371772
thank you 4stuck anon!
Anonymous No.150372237 [Report]
>>150370885
I literally do not give a fuck
Your blatant advertising on this site is pathetic.
Anonymous No.150372320 [Report]
>>150370885
I'm indifferent
Anonymous No.150372362 [Report]
>>150370299
No. The cheertroll will persist
Anonymous No.150372654 [Report]
>>150366858
Good job anon.
Ya did some cool shit.
Anonymous No.150373262 [Report]
>>150370885
looking forward to it. keep up the good work
Anonymous No.150373278 [Report] >>150373766
>>150370223
>blueblood
Hrrrrng
Anonymous No.150373497 [Report]
>>150371891
He should insert himself into his wife.
Anonymous No.150373631 [Report] >>150373769 >>150374632
jade having a dogdick is just the kind of shit homestuck would've originally did just to troll people so I can let it slide
it's all the cucking that irks me. even if it happened in the comic too- at least terezi cucking dave was sort of a plot point and frowned on
Anonymous No.150373766 [Report] >>150373945
>>150373278
Cobalt blooded bitches are the best
Anonymous No.150373769 [Report] >>150374280
>>150373631
>was sort of a plot point and frowned on
Does Homestuck really need to be didactic? I don't need the story to turn to the camera and say 'cheating is bad, mmkay?'
There's a certain, sort of irrational response I see when the subject of infidelity comes up in a story. People go apeshit. Which, I can understand, whether it's from hurtful personal experiences or just a strong moral disgust at the concept of betraying someone's trust like that. But these are fictional events, and violence, murder, even rape often do not elicit the same kind of response that cheating does in people. I've seen people get frothing mad at learning an artist does NTR pornography.

Is it the idea that it's OOC for the characters to do that? I won't necessarily disagree, halfway. I find Jade's characterization in the Epilogues and HS^2 a little muddled and confused, though one could say the ending of Homestuck left her off in a position to be muddled and confused and directionless.

Doesn't seem TOTALLY out of Rose's wheelhouse though.
Anonymous No.150373945 [Report] >>150374325
>>150373766
But what is it that makes them good
Anonymous No.150374048 [Report] >>150374093
Man it's really dismotivating when nobody seems to care about my fanventure, not even a comment telling me it sucks.
Anonymous No.150374093 [Report] >>150374157
>>150374048
plug it now!
Anonymous No.150374157 [Report] >>150374310
>>150374093
never, advertising is gay, also its not related to sburb at all, so dubiously on topic.
Anonymous No.150374257 [Report] >>150376475
Andrew's playing poker with the Homestuck Discord at the moment, if any chantards want to show up and desmog the atmosphere a bit.
Anonymous No.150374280 [Report]
>>150373769
of course a story shouldn't go out of its way to be an asop, but it works both ways and shouldn't go out of it's way to be ooc. rose getting pregnant behind her wife's back was already unhinged, but roxy cheating? with calliope being a willing and active participant?
Anonymous No.150374310 [Report] >>150374463
>>150374157
It’s mspfa right? Homestuck is mspa. Just post it under a spoiler with an eridan picture and noone will be mad. You already said it exists. You going to blueball me like that?
Anonymous No.150374325 [Report] >>150374342 >>150374966
>>150373945
Nothing
Those that love them are masochists for perditious failbitches
Anonymous No.150374342 [Report]
>>150374325
my penis can only get so erect
Anonymous No.150374463 [Report] >>150374715 >>150375455
>>150374310
I mean, I got it tagged with nonmspa, but sure, whatever, I guess I owe you at least a link. be warned that this is my first crack at anything like this. https://mspfa.com/?s=64889&p=1
Anonymous No.150374481 [Report] >>150374609
>homestuck discord breached 40,000+ members
Anonymous No.150374609 [Report]
>>150374481
we are so back bros
Anonymous No.150374632 [Report]
>>150373631
It being motivated by spite makes any point moot. Hussie can't write shit, all he does is fucking respond.
Anonymous No.150374715 [Report] >>150374766
>>150374463
i am enjoying this anon, keep it up
Anonymous No.150374766 [Report]
>>150374715
course, glad to hear it
Anonymous No.150374966 [Report] >>150375017 >>150375250
>>150374325
How can Stayse be a failure? She’s literally a cheerleader Stacy
Anonymous No.150375017 [Report] >>150375250
>>150374966
>literally going to peak and burnout before puberty is done
Anonymous No.150375250 [Report] >>150375364
>>150374966
>>150375017
Given how old the 4stuck cast are she’s probably the troll equivalent of 18 and about to get booted off of Alternia
Anonymous No.150375364 [Report] >>150375619 >>150375814
>>150375250
What's a cheerleader to do then? Find some higher bloodcaste that actually has their life figured out and attach herself to them?
Anonymous No.150375455 [Report] >>150376223
>>150374463
brus best boy
Anonymous No.150375619 [Report]
>>150375364
Perhaps that is what drives her to go to Earth
Anonymous No.150375730 [Report]
>>150366816
Shit we're about to get Metroid Prime 4 before Hiveswap Act 3
GTA VI too in all likelihood
Elder Scrolls VI would be the ultimate lol
Anonymous No.150375752 [Report]
>>150366816
I want to believe act 3 will be worth it
Anonymous No.150375814 [Report]
>>150375364
She was probably a cheerleader for Alternian bloodsports
Anonymous No.150376062 [Report] >>150376155
seeing hussie sit in a discord voice chat with a bunch of fans playing games with them and not being a pill is surreal
Anonymous No.150376155 [Report] >>150376176 >>150376189 >>150376217
>>150376062
does he ....love us again?
Anonymous No.150376176 [Report]
>>150376155
daddy loves us so much he kissed me after giving me what i deserve hes so generous and forgiving
Anonymous No.150376189 [Report]
>>150376155
honestly? maybe. I think his weird mid life crisis clown larp might have made him a little more receptive to his fans
or he's not over his egomaniacal clown cult leader larp
Anonymous No.150376217 [Report] >>150376228 >>150376509
>>150376155
He's trying to rehabilitate his image and dumb cunts like you are falling for it
Anonymous No.150376223 [Report]
>>150375455
makes sense, he's the only one to have done anything so far
Anonymous No.150376228 [Report]
>>150376217
He isn't doing anything that would get him any bad press, like talking about hiveswap or the UHC. It's one hundred percent a PR campaign.
Anonymous No.150376415 [Report] >>150376429 >>150376444 >>150376650
Forty five year old man hangs out with teens after his wife divorces him
Anonymous No.150376417 [Report]
oh that took a turn
Anonymous No.150376429 [Report] >>150376436
>>150376415
I think you underestimate how many Homestuck fans are in their mid twenties and beyond now. There's always an steady trickle of autistic teens (especially with the pilot) but we're all on our way to the nursing home at this point. I mean, Homestuck ended nearly a decade ago.
Anonymous No.150376436 [Report]
>>150376429
Join the VC, it's all young children.
Anonymous No.150376444 [Report]
>>150376415
It's either that or straight up killing himself, at least he has Booplesnoot to be his "Friend". Also kinda weird she has been MIA for a month now, poor girl, Hussie chained her in his basement
Anonymous No.150376475 [Report] >>150376495
>>150374257
Why the fuck would I go there
Why the fuck would you go there
Are you a pedophile or something
Anonymous No.150376495 [Report]
>>150376475
Anon, he was born in 2007, he's 18 now...
Anonymous No.150376509 [Report]
>>150376217
This. Homestuck fans are so gullible and retarded it's hilarious.
Anonymous No.150376570 [Report] >>150376589 >>150376677
Are Homestucks going to go to cons again? I apparently missed out on the easiest lays of my life by getting into the fandom late.
Anonymous No.150376589 [Report]
>>150376570
The last 2 cons I went to had Homestucks
Anonymous No.150376650 [Report]
>>150376415
he loves newgens just like he loves vriska. ironically of course.
Anonymous No.150376654 [Report] >>150376665 >>150376688 >>150377383
>Jester Quest final event
>Because JQ is CANONICALLY 30,000 pages long and hussie only drew 90 pages for the comic, he's opening it up for fans in the official discord to draw their own 'fan pages' to fill in the gaps between page 1 and page 30,000.

Fucking genius.
Anonymous No.150376665 [Report]
>>150376654
This discord has actually had a lot of good ideas surprisingly
Anonymous No.150376677 [Report] >>150376712 >>150376754
>>150376570
why do i see this question every thread. you don't need a webcomic fandom to rise from the ashes to get laid bro
Anonymous No.150376688 [Report] >>150376696 >>150376721 >>150376733
>>150376654
is that a fucking pregnant man emoji
Anonymous No.150376696 [Report] >>150376724 >>150376733
>>150376688
new gens unironically drew him pregnant...
Anonymous No.150376712 [Report]
>>150376677
Half curious if the opportunity is still there and half wanting to hear fun stories I've seen in some threads. Fwiw I haven't been in a Homestuck thread in months, if there's someone posting about getting their knob slobbed at conventions recently, it wasn't me
Anonymous No.150376713 [Report]
>>150376699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw
Lovecraft’s cat No.150376721 [Report] >>150376733
>>150376688
Mpreg is a refined lifestyle for men who believe in doing the impossible
Anonymous No.150376724 [Report] >>150376733
>>150376696
Anonymous No.150376733 [Report] >>150376786
>>150376696
>>150376688
>>150376724
>>150376721
The Jester Quest fandom is a thing of beauty and true culture.
Anonymous No.150376749 [Report] >>150376758
>>150350989 (OP)
Bros...I am afraid...
Anonymous No.150376754 [Report]
>>150376677
Just another thing to posture about, these are nerds aping the locker room talk they never had.
Anonymous No.150376758 [Report]
>>150376749
Anonymous No.150376763 [Report] >>150376775
Why is Homestuck back?
Make it go away, let the past be buried where it belongs.
Anonymous No.150376775 [Report]
>>150376763
Homestuck is back
Andrew Hussie did a new MSPA story called Jester Quest
There is an animated homestuck pilot episode airing this month

You cannot stop it. The omens are all here.
The end is nigh.
Anonymous No.150376786 [Report]
>>150376733
do I even want to know
Anonymous No.150376840 [Report]
Alright which one of you anons did this
Anonymous No.150376926 [Report] >>150376928 >>150378560 >>150378587
>Someone's making an animated [S] page WITH MUSIC for the Jester Quest fan pages event
Jesus.
Anonymous No.150376928 [Report]
>>150376926
>ENTER
Anonymous No.150376991 [Report] >>150377110
>>150367005
I genuinely love nu-bc art, which makes it so depressing they cant write the old characters for shit for the most part. Theyre better with dirk and rose than most of them at least, glad roach isnt around to throw berries and cream in again
Anonymous No.150377110 [Report] >>150377148
>>150376991
>throw berries and cream
?
Anonymous No.150377148 [Report]
>>150377110
The writing team isnt magically good now but its better off with him gone
Anonymous No.150377368 [Report] >>150377420 >>150377864 >>150377992
>>150364568
>be evil Harry Potter back when that was a funny joke either because of obsessive oldfag hate on Harry Potter babies (READ ANOTHER BOOK) or just cause it was a funny joke to take a popular goody hero and make him an incel douche
>if Homestuck was written nowadays it'd literally just be the same twist except justified by hating on JKR
History is an odd thing
Anonymous No.150377381 [Report] >>150378112 >>150378584
Intellectually, I knew there was still Homestuck content being made, but frankly seeing most of the images and discussion be characters I have no familiarity with is a baffling feeling.
Anonymous No.150377383 [Report]
>>150376654
I can't think of what to draw
Anonymous No.150377420 [Report]
>>150377368
The more changes, the more stays the same as time ultimately is a flat circle.
Anonymous No.150377505 [Report]
Get archived nerds
Anonymous No.150377569 [Report] >>150377600 >>150377674
phoebe won
Anonymous No.150377600 [Report]
>>150377569
>phoebe won
>her friend is so blacklisted she didn't make unpaid discord moderator
Anonymous No.150377674 [Report]
>>150377569
who
Anonymous No.150377864 [Report]
>>150377368
Can't believe Eridan would says those things about trans people during his Hogwarts Legacy playthrough.
Anonymous No.150377992 [Report]
>>150377368
Eridan was a better "Harry but le evil" character than whatever the fuck Moore was doing in LoEG, very sad.
Anonymous No.150378112 [Report]
>>150377381
Where did you stop reading?
Anonymous No.150378560 [Report] >>150378577
>>150376926
>jester: mpreg
husso there are children you cant let that page in
Anonymous No.150378577 [Report]
>>150378560
The 300 page scene of the Jester getting sexually assaulted by Jollacrity is ESSENTIAL.
Anonymous No.150378584 [Report]
>>150377381
When theres nothing left to discuss there is only one way dialog can go. Straight up its own ass like a beautiful ouroboros of in jokes and OCs
Anonymous No.150378587 [Report]
>>150376926
wheres the WIP being posted