Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better man!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA
Hey!
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is ruby's act of witchery
If you wanna get your scaling uberwanked
You have to ask your writers to get high and drunk
Just copy my questions, and pester their X
Be careful not to get fraudchecked
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete that tweet!)
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
We are uberwanked
>Montage, Kratos and Ruby use multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lamp, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to block!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Block with your hand! Don't dodge it!)
(Ugh, let's try to downplay...)
Now watch and learn, here's the steal
With silver eyes Maka will surely squeal!
>Ruby tried to stare at Maka with her silver eyes but just ends up looking retarded since it can't affect her
(Ha ha ha, ...wha-what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Kratos dresses like a kawaii chrona expy and tries yuri with maka (to trigger homophobic ruby)
>Maka says she has a boyfriend
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby and Kratos write a cookbook
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby makes deadly food from the book
>maka resists it with black blood, ruby taste tests and dies
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
Hey!
Hey!