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Anonymous No.150384845 [Report] >>150384899 >>150386168 >>150389588
Death Battle
Are you team Yuri or team Futa?
Anonymous No.150384872 [Report] >>150384890 >>150384912 >>150384941 >>150387001 >>150387912 >>150389573
Anonymous No.150384888 [Report] >>150385112
Team RWBY.
Anonymous No.150384890 [Report]
>>150384872
Our VILLAIN...
Anonymous No.150384899 [Report] >>150384934
>>150384845 (OP)
Lightning is super straight
Anonymous No.150384912 [Report]
>>150384872
Anonymous No.150384920 [Report] >>150384947 >>150384957 >>150385022 >>150388302 >>150389491
Avengers and JLA swap universes. JLA has to stop Thanos, and Avengers have to stop Darkseid. Can they do it?
Anonymous No.150384934 [Report] >>150385096
>>150384899
Wake up to reality
Anonymous No.150384941 [Report]
>>150384872
Anonymous No.150384947 [Report] >>150387545
>>150384920
I think so yeah. With the Avengers having a tougher time overall
Anonymous No.150384957 [Report] >>150384999
>>150384920
Superman beats Thanos to death. Bruce Banner solves the Anti-Life equation.
Anonymous No.150384981 [Report]
HULK SMASH
Anonymous No.150384999 [Report]
>>150384957
Yeah... this is the exact kind of unimaginative dogshit a Death Battle fan who's never read a comic book would say
Anonymous No.150385022 [Report]
>>150384920
Darkseid as an approximation of human evil and facism would have much better luck in the Marvel multiverse. Mutant hatred alone would probably power a large chunk of the anti-life equation.
Anonymous No.150385030 [Report] >>150385061 >>150385062
Mark bros... why is our hero so cute?
Anonymous No.150385043 [Report]
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight
-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
Anonymous No.150385044 [Report] >>150385093
Could Tom beat her?
Anonymous No.150385061 [Report] >>150385071
>>150385030
>Let’s make female Invincible’s mask a pair of shitty goggles
Anonymous No.150385062 [Report]
>>150385030
It's the viltrumite genes
Anonymous No.150385069 [Report] >>150385119
Anonymous No.150385071 [Report]
>>150385061
Don't ask surrender monkeys into blacked to use their brains, that's rude.
Anonymous No.150385086 [Report]
Anonymous No.150385093 [Report]
>>150385044
On one hand she knows who Jerry is, on the other she admits only Jerry could defeat a cat as a mouse
Anonymous No.150385096 [Report]
>>150384934
Lightning is canonically dating Hope while Serah is married with Snow in the new world. Wake up to reality, /u/fag
Anonymous No.150385103 [Report]
But that's exactly how Darkseid and Thanos was defeated though.
Anonymous No.150385112 [Report]
>>150384888
So team Futa
Anonymous No.150385119 [Report] >>150385215
>>150385069
I don't get the humour of this character. Is this Dr Slump? Why does he pursue poop? What's his name so I research more?
Anonymous No.150385150 [Report]
Sonic NO DIFFs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous No.150385172 [Report] >>150385198
With Kratos forgotten, maybe we can recover from getting gaped
Anonymous No.150385179 [Report]
I like lesbian NTR
Anonymous No.150385198 [Report]
>>150385172
...only to get gaped AGAIN when Ruby wins.
Anonymous No.150385215 [Report] >>150387597
>>150385119
His name is Rukia. The joke is that he loves to make art with human feces and also eat them. Sometimes he also stiff poop similar to cocaine. He claims to do this because he father left him and he became so hungry he resorted to eat poo.
Toriyama is weird, man...
Anonymous No.150385218 [Report]
MY DEMON, MY SOUL
RESONATE WITH ME
I CARRY YOU AND YOU CARRY ME

WE HOLD EACH OTHER UP NOW DON'T LET GO
SIFTING THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THE SOUL
Anonymous No.150385244 [Report]
Yu-Gi-Oh! bros, what the fuck is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk3OHpcrBvM
Anonymous No.150385245 [Report]
>"Ruby Rose is WAY stronger than you think!"
>Ruby's official VA is in
>Ruby's official model is being used
>RWBY moon shown in the preview
>Casey Lee Williams on the track
>Official shilling
>"In memory of Monty Oum"
Anonymous No.150385251 [Report] >>150385306 >>150385343
Sukuna is an alien. JJK is just Naruto confirmed
Anonymous No.150385252 [Report]
Anonymous No.150385271 [Report]
Anonymous No.150385306 [Report] >>150386108 >>150389653
>>150385251
JJK is Naruto. Naruto was just Dragon Ball for fujos.
Anonymous No.150385313 [Report]
I-Im really fast you know...
Anonymous No.150385331 [Report] >>150385354 >>150385369 >>150385381 >>150385437 >>150385667 >>150385776
ANGELS THRUSTING IMMACULATELY AS THE THREADS OF THEIR ROPES UNRAVEL ON ALL OF ME
I SAW THAT MOMENT FROZEN IN TIMEEEEEEE
A SHADOW LEADING THE BLIIIIIIND
I'VE PAID IN CHOKES
PAVED THE WAY FOR THE BLOWJOBS I THOUGHT I SHOULD
ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD
BUT I'M GAPED LIKE THE FUCKING DEVIL WISHES HE COOOOOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLDDDDDD
Anonymous No.150385343 [Report]
>>150385251
Sukuna isn't confirmed to be an alien.
He is however confirmed to be equal to 50,000 alien Jujistus sorcerers, so he is now universal in terms of scaling, and GAPES Frieza.
Anonymous No.150385354 [Report]
>>150385331
TEAM HOMOSEXUAL WINS
Anonymous No.150385369 [Report]
>>150385331
Mamma mia
Anonymous No.150385381 [Report]
>>150385331
>No BBC
cringe
Anonymous No.150385383 [Report] >>150385465
Yuji should’ve ended up with Nobara. They were meant for each other
Anonymous No.150385416 [Report]
What would Kratos vs Asura have been like if it happened in previous seasons?
Anonymous No.150385437 [Report] >>150385521
>>150385331
>Homosexual fantasies
Time to cleanse this general with some CHADtero posting
Anonymous No.150385465 [Report]
>>150385383
Isnt it left openended in jjk anyway? Tge main trio survive
Anonymous No.150385508 [Report]
What's Maka's answer to this transformation?
Anonymous No.150385519 [Report] >>150385551 >>150385679 >>150388409
Never read a Death Battle thread in public. Jesus Christ.
Anonymous No.150385521 [Report]
>>150385437
What's wrong with being gay? It's 2025 and people have the right to love whoever they want. We don't live in bigotry and hate anymore. Tsk tsk tsk...you MUST be better chuddy.
Anonymous No.150385544 [Report]
he cute
Anonymous No.150385551 [Report] >>150386053
>>150385519
Quick rundown?
Anonymous No.150385579 [Report]
>"Hm, I can do that too. In fact that's my specialty. Now here is an army of me for every second we've fought so far."
Anonymous No.150385607 [Report]
Hey guys, is Thor around?
Anonymous No.150385639 [Report]
Anonymous No.150385667 [Report]
>>150385331
This happened.
Anonymous No.150385679 [Report] >>150385883
>>150385519
Things were better before kratos and /dbs/ gave this general an stroke.
Anonymous No.150385708 [Report]
OH NOM NOM NOM NOM
Anonymous No.150385727 [Report] >>150386095
>>150384729
kek what the fuck, source?
Anonymous No.150385776 [Report]
>>150385331
I LOVE it. That's U Sonic. U just can't get enough can U? In the future it's going to B so bad that you'll demand to B fucked twice a day and not just with Saiyans in a three way. Why not let others see the beautiful voluptuous body and watch U shake uncontrollably when U Cum. They'll go out of their minds. Then I'll find more friends and we'll tie U up so Ur helpless. I'll direct them to have their way any way they want! Who can make U [scream] the loudest!!! Maybe I'll just line them up and have [them] squirt in Ur mouth, Ur clitty all over your tits and ass all at the same time. You'll B covered in cum and we'll make U eat it all and taste everybody's cum. The next morning you'll B a little sore but Ur still going to want more..
Anonymous No.150385836 [Report] >>150385883 >>150385954 >>150386053
>check ms co threads
>apparently people from these threads actually were stirring shit
Why? Seems like an even bigger waste of time than normal
Anonymous No.150385839 [Report]
Anonymous No.150385883 [Report] >>150385922
>>150385679
Kratos winning really showed how easy it is to mindbreak people and how everyone can be faggots
>>150385836
Why would we do that, Ruby lost
Anonymous No.150385922 [Report]
>>150385883
I had a look and even now there are a lot of KINGtos better men Kekmon etc posts
Anonymous No.150385954 [Report]
>>150385836
whatever it takes to get attention I guess
Anonymous No.150385981 [Report]
Anonymous No.150386053 [Report]
>>150385551
Not him but it probably has to do with
>OP talking about futas
>that naked Pan gif
>Ruby's gym outfit posted
>literal gay sonic porn
>>150385836
What are you talking about? I only remember seeing some ironic KINGtosposting and a couple anons Maka/Rubyposting which died out after they both jobbed.
Anonymous No.150386095 [Report]
>>150385727
If I remember correctly, he got his patreon banned and decided he didn't want to make porn on the internet and he just disappeared.
This was back in 2019.
Anonymous No.150386108 [Report]
>>150385306
I have seen more yaoi/BL art out of Dragon Ball than Naruto
Anonymous No.150386160 [Report] >>150386427 >>150387622
>Raven won Ms. /co
OH NO
SHE'S GONNA GO
3-0
Anonymous No.150386168 [Report]
>>150384845 (OP)
Unless you add Anti Crisis shenanigans Lightning swings her sword in one direction and Wonder Woman gets evaporated, maybe after getting speed blitzed once or twice but still and I’m not even a Final Fantasy stan
Anonymous No.150386261 [Report] >>150386346
Who should Hornet fight in DB anons?
Anonymous No.150386346 [Report] >>150386437 >>150387819
>>150386261
Anonymous No.150386367 [Report] >>150386427 >>150388611
>wins against horse show
>btfos marvel
>wins ms. /co/
What's next for Raven?
Anonymous No.150386392 [Report] >>150389723
SMT? fears the carCHADS.
Anonymous No.150386427 [Report] >>150386444
>>150386160
>>150386367
>ms tranny
Irrelevant
Anonymous No.150386437 [Report]
>>150386346
I wrote the verso one
Anonymous No.150386444 [Report]
>>150386427
Take your loss like a man Ruby
Anonymous No.150386494 [Report] >>150386672
CHADvel heroes wipe the floor with DCkeks all day everyday
Anonymous No.150386550 [Report]
MR POOP, NOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.150386672 [Report]
>>150386494
Not detected? Lies.
Anonymous No.150386757 [Report] >>150386768
>faggots discussing tranny cartoon contest instead of gladiating in these halls
Bunch of weaklings.
Anonymous No.150386768 [Report]
>>150386757
Kiss me.
Anonymous No.150386769 [Report] >>150386855
Where would you calculate hitting a giant serpent so hard they burst through multiple planets and get cut by saturns rings and explode and the explosion is seen from earth?
Anonymous No.150386799 [Report]
>SHITren
Anonymous No.150386855 [Report]
>>150386769
I don't know. Why U asking me?
Anonymous No.150386913 [Report] >>150386955
Where would you scale my mom beating me with my own belt? I’m a grown ass man with no job btw
Anonymous No.150386950 [Report] >>150386972
Where would you scale this BBC up my ass?
Anonymous No.150386955 [Report]
>>150386913
Below street tier BUT above rock tier so Sonic would be a good match up for you I believe.
Anonymous No.150386972 [Report]
>>150386950
Simon...
Anonymous No.150387001 [Report]
>>150384872
B"H
Anonymous No.150387452 [Report] >>150387489 >>150387870
How do we feel about Raven winning over Toph?
Anonymous No.150387489 [Report]
>>150387452
Both are shit, couldn't care less
Anonymous No.150387545 [Report]
>>150384947
>Avengers would have a tougher time
>Hulk rips Darkseid in half
Anonymous No.150387564 [Report]
Bring Me Blake Belladonna!
Anonymous No.150387597 [Report]
>>150385215
>he also stiff poop
Anonymous No.150387622 [Report] >>150387647
>>150386160
I voted for Zorak to win Ms. /co/.
Anonymous No.150387643 [Report] >>150388855
Are there any actual Suggsverse matchups? Since the power scaling sphere eventually conceded and adopted his logic, his verse should get its own Death Battle as a final apology.
Anonymous No.150387647 [Report] >>150387858
>>150387622
If /co/ was still /co/ she would have won, but this isn/co/mblr full of zoomers and tourists now.
Anonymous No.150387668 [Report]
https://pdsh.fandom.com/wiki/Ryomen_Sukuna

Reminder, why aren't U making your own Jujutsu Kaisen
Anonymous No.150387782 [Report]
Anonymous No.150387819 [Report]
>>150386346
Knight's her brother anon.
Anonymous No.150387858 [Report]
>>150387647
>He. I'm a male mantis. I just want another crown.
Anonymous No.150387870 [Report] >>150387977
>>150387452
It happened. Not much else to really say. The finals was an expected boring stomp. Ragatha, Sticks, and Huntress were the main interesting parts of it
Anonymous No.150387912 [Report] >>150388390
>>150384872
Iranvictim
Anonymous No.150387977 [Report]
>>150387870
>Huntress
I was pleasantly surprised with how far she got considering the little screentime she had in her show. If the new season of Fiona and Cake is good and she develops more during it, she has a good chance of winning Ms. /co/ next time.
Anonymous No.150388192 [Report] >>150388346 >>150388662
Will Ruby be fucked if Maka gets black blood
Anonymous No.150388279 [Report]
Where's BLADE?! Bring him to ME!
Anonymous No.150388302 [Report]
>>150384920
Thanos was arrested by the NYPD and Darkseid was mugged by street thugs. They'd body those jobbers
Anonymous No.150388346 [Report] >>150388900
>>150388192
No. Presumably that would afford Silver Eyes more of a reason to work.
Anonymous No.150388390 [Report]
>>150387912
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.150388401 [Report] >>150388423 >>150388458 >>150388638 >>150388642 >>150388665 >>150389349 >>150389814
Who's his favorite character?

https://x.com/AmiriKing/status/1967265318491062424
Anonymous No.150388409 [Report]
>>150385519
>browsing 4chan in public
you did this to yourself
Anonymous No.150388423 [Report]
>>150388401
What the fuck?
Anonymous No.150388458 [Report]
>>150388401
Kenshiro
Anonymous No.150388545 [Report]
Yknow, it kinda makes sense that Ohkubo wore himself out with Fire Force we he starts introducing heat space time relativity nonsense less than a third of the way through the series.
Anonymous No.150388582 [Report] >>150388648
>hfw all her matchups are too easy
Anonymous No.150388611 [Report] >>150388647
>>150386367
>67
Anonymous No.150388638 [Report]
>>150388401
Kylo Ren Goku
Anonymous No.150388642 [Report]
>>150388401
You already know
Anonymous No.150388647 [Report] >>150389325
>>150388611
What's the qrd on this meme?
Anonymous No.150388648 [Report]
>>150388582
>Cute boy
Hal victim
Anonymous No.150388662 [Report]
>>150388192
Ragna tried his best,and that's all that matters
Anonymous No.150388665 [Report]
>>150388401
it just keeps happening
Anonymous No.150388701 [Report]
Can you scale these nuts in your mouth?
Anonymous No.150388772 [Report] >>150388851 >>150388881
Moe Power Scaling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIRf1_-UDks
Anonymous No.150388778 [Report] >>150388813
How would you scale my Bvll's hung cock in my girlfriend's pussy?
Anonymous No.150388813 [Report]
>>150388778
BVLLterversal
Anonymous No.150388851 [Report] >>150388904
>>150388772
>I will never have an autistic Japanese girlfriend
It's over...
Anonymous No.150388855 [Report]
>>150387643
yogiri vs suggs vs scp
Anonymous No.150388881 [Report]
>>150388772
Japanese girls are cute in anime. In real life however....
Anonymous No.150388900 [Report]
>>150388346
>Presumably
that means no
Anonymous No.150388904 [Report]
>>150388851
Kana Hanazawa got divorced. Maybe you could date her.
Anonymous No.150388975 [Report] >>150389117 >>150389412 >>150389711
Can you hero shart harder than Rukia?
Anonymous No.150388987 [Report]
D.va from Overwatch solos.
Anonymous No.150389117 [Report] >>150389256
>>150388975
ENTER
https://youtu.be/5gBsVjMgybw
Anonymous No.150389142 [Report] >>150389227 >>150389350 >>150389367
She's gonna WHAT him?
Anonymous No.150389227 [Report]
>>150389142
Wrong thread?
Anonymous No.150389256 [Report]
>>150389117
Anonymous No.150389325 [Report]
>>150388647
Not really much to go on, it is just a brainrot meme because the kid says 6-7.
Anonymous No.150389349 [Report] >>150389428
>>150388401
This is what Kratos would to any Demon Slayer character btw
Anonymous No.150389350 [Report]
>>150389142
MONSTERji…
Anonymous No.150389367 [Report]
>>150389142
SCATji
Anonymous No.150389378 [Report]
What verb is said in that trailer that Reze was gonna do to Denji?
Anonymous No.150389396 [Report] >>150389414
Who could defeat Goku with I'm a Cloud playing by Boy Hits Cloud?
Anonymous No.150389412 [Report]
>>150388975
YUMMYROO yes he FUARKING can!
https://files.catbox.moe/e69f7d.mp4
Anonymous No.150389414 [Report]
>>150389396
My mistake. The band is Boy Hits Car.
Anonymous No.150389428 [Report] >>150389455 >>150389457
>>150389349
Name one relevant character that wouldn't fodderize everyone in Demon Slayer.
Anonymous No.150389455 [Report]
>>150389428
Spike Spiegel
Anonymous No.150389457 [Report]
>>150389428
>Zenitsu: Lightning Timer
>JJK: Mach 3 is a peak feat
>MHA: All Might's Peak is Mach 10
LMAO!
Anonymous No.150389489 [Report] >>150389508
Jonathan is breeding Nezuko atm btw
Anonymous No.150389491 [Report]
>>150384920
Yes, thanos is a humiliation fetishist and Darkseid outside of godhead is orion's bitch.
Anonymous No.150389508 [Report] >>150389563
>>150389489
Jonathan is not a pedophile, and is faithful to Erina.
Anonymous No.150389511 [Report] >>150389542 >>150389578
>they think Demon Slayer verse is weak
LOL finish the manga.
Anonymous No.150389528 [Report]
I don't know how I feel about Fire Force.
The injection of pseudophysics really takes me out of the story.
Anonymous No.150389532 [Report]
KINGTOS.
Anonymous No.150389542 [Report]
>>150389511
>verse who gets solo'd by FEAT only Kratos speaking
Anonymous No.150389550 [Report]
…STINKS!
Anonymous No.150389563 [Report]
>>150389508
But... My chauvinistic self insert fantasies...
Anonymous No.150389570 [Report] >>150389593 >>150390717
>creates a sun
Why is FMA seen as weak again?
Anonymous No.150389573 [Report]
>>150384872
J
Anonymous No.150389578 [Report]
>>150389511
>finish [MOESHIT]
No.
Anonymous No.150389588 [Report] >>150389604
>>150384845 (OP)
Both.
Wait, are you actually talking about specific characters?
Anonymous No.150389593 [Report] >>150389641
>>150389570
Because battleboarders hate good stories
Anonymous No.150389603 [Report] >>150389646
https://youtu.be/IrHTT2IEKpE?si=NV5Lcj1DccGc1R_8&t=396

Your favorite character will never have sexy, aura farming, sakuga action scenes like this.
Anonymous No.150389604 [Report]
>>150389588
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.150389632 [Report]
Anonymous No.150389641 [Report]
>>150389593
On that note, people of the thread, read Yomi no Tsugai by the same author.
Anonymous No.150389646 [Report] >>150389673
>>150389603
You know the funny thing about Solo Leveling is that is VERY Anti Japan. It got so bad, that for the anime adaption, the version that Japan watches has all the Koreans changed to Japanese names, and Japan is changed to a fiction country. So, there's two different Japanese dubs because one uses the accurate names (this one is the one Crunychroll uses) and the other uses the censored version to not offend the Japanese.
Anonymous No.150389653 [Report]
>>150385306
But yumes/fujos love Dragon Ball too
Anonymous No.150389673 [Report] >>150389699 >>150389749 >>150389885
>>150389646
>Solo Leveling is VERY Anti Japan
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Anonymous No.150389693 [Report]
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous No.150389699 [Report] >>150389748
>>150389673
Let's just say both China and Korea are very pissed to this day about Japan's actions pre WWII, and how there's still a lot of war crime deniers in Japan.
Anonymous No.150389711 [Report]
>>150388975
An easy no diff by BRAPruto
Anonymous No.150389723 [Report]
>>150386392
Ninten bros, we got a fair match up!
Anonymous No.150389748 [Report]
>>150389699
Oh this meme again. Redditors want to make shit up about Japan's imaginary war crimes. Yes, the most polite and innocent people on earth, try cancelling that. Good luck.
Anonymous No.150389749 [Report] >>150390207
>>150389673
>gapes the japanese animation industry
Anonymous No.150389814 [Report]
>>150388401
Hobknocker gets what he fucking deserves
Anonymous No.150389820 [Report] >>150389857 >>150389859 >>150389867 >>150389985 >>150390097 >>150390125 >>150390927 >>150390967
What is an actual OP character that is well written
>Doctor Manhattan
Okay well one that actually fights, and not just punches really hard like pulls some shit like cloning, regeneration, danmaku, absorption, transmutation, spatial manip
Anonymous No.150389857 [Report] >>150389899
>>150389820
The Shrike
Anonymous No.150389859 [Report] >>150389899
>>150389820
That's kinda hard. There's also OP for the verse the character is in, and OP among manga/anime/cartoons/comics/video games in general. I thought Madara was great with his abilities for a while before he just started spamming Susanoo and Wood. Really, the Megazords and Kaiju shit was my least favorite part in Naruto battles.
Anonymous No.150389867 [Report] >>150389891 >>150389899 >>150389939
>>150389820
Superman.
Anonymous No.150389885 [Report]
>>150389673
It's also very good at curing insomnia with how it bores people to sleep
Anonymous No.150389891 [Report]
>>150389867
this
Anonymous No.150389899 [Report] >>150391078
>>150389857
Okay yeah that's good, who does he do other then run real fast and impale people tho?
>>150389859
I'm talking OP in general, the type of nigga you'd see with a profile page that has a list of hax and could dominate somewhere around their power level
>>150389867
Occam's razor
Anonymous No.150389939 [Report] >>150389994
>>150389867
... Isn't even top 20 in his verse
Anonymous No.150389985 [Report]
>>150389820
>le epic reddit nihilist
>Well written
More Dr. SHIThatten
Anonymous No.150389994 [Report] >>150390513
>>150389939
..on opposite day.
Anonymous No.150390088 [Report] >>150390406
Anonymous No.150390094 [Report]
BE


A


BETTER


MAN
Anonymous No.150390097 [Report]
>>150389820
Let me make one thing clear ITT. The best written OP character to ever live, EVER, is fucking Jon Jones.
You put composite fiction in a room with Jon Jones, Jon Jones is walking out of that room
Anonymous No.150390125 [Report]
>>150389820
Superman because not only is he strong, he's heroic and forgiving. I cannot be like Superman and I can never be Jesus, but I will try.
Anonymous No.150390207 [Report]
>>150389749
Hey gook
Anonymous No.150390213 [Report] >>150390608
Anonymous No.150390245 [Report] >>150390264 >>150390555
Who is the baddest motherfucker in your favorite verse?
Anonymous No.150390264 [Report]
>>150390245
Anonymous No.150390276 [Report]
Gokubros
Don't go to /vr/.
Anonymous No.150390406 [Report]
>>150390088
Canon btw.
Anonymous No.150390513 [Report]
>>150389994
... In bizarro world
Anonymous No.150390544 [Report]
>KEKerman
Anonymous No.150390555 [Report] >>150390583
>>150390245
Anonymous No.150390583 [Report] >>150390643 >>150390781
>>150390555
could he beat spongebob?
Anonymous No.150390608 [Report]
>>150390213
That's literally a robot. Dr.Doom hit by out prepped by Bruce Banner
Anonymous No.150390643 [Report] >>150390662 >>150390735 >>150390781
>>150390583
unironically yes, he has better stats and more consistent feats
Anonymous No.150390662 [Report] >>150390781 >>150390801
>>150390643
Spongebob actually has an on screen feat of him unraveling the universe tho while Shadow relies on chain scaling and statements
Anonymous No.150390683 [Report]
This waiting period has sucked ass ngl.
Anonymous No.150390717 [Report]
>>150389570
Idk, they have MFTL++++ feats on the same level as Kratos
Anonymous No.150390735 [Report] >>150390765 >>150390779 >>150390781
>>150390643
Anti-Feats don't belong in Death Battle and Spongebob is looked at at his strongest, he has an actual on screen universal feat while shadow's best feat is when he lifted that black doom thing in his game
Anonymous No.150390765 [Report] >>150390781
>>150390735
Death Battle is retarded
Anonymous No.150390779 [Report] >>150390809 >>150390857
>>150390735
It should. Ignoring consistency is just scaling them to straight-up outliers and one-off jokes and then pretending that's their consistent power level.
Anonymous No.150390781 [Report] >>150390805
>>150390765
>>150390735
>>150390662
>>150390643
>>150390583
All me btw
Anonymous No.150390801 [Report]
>>150390662
Is this a one off gag or consistent?
Anonymous No.150390805 [Report]
>>150390781
Nuh-uh
Anonymous No.150390809 [Report] >>150390838 >>150390843
>>150390779
That's logical but you can make the arguement that for a character like spongebob this wouldn't apply because they aren't supposed to be taken seriously and le toonforce
Anonymous No.150390814 [Report]
Top 3 people who want to have sex with Sonic

1. Shadow
2. Tails
3. Amy
Anonymous No.150390838 [Report]
>>150390809
>That's logical but..

Yeah, I stopped reading at that point. Because you're defending retardation.
Anonymous No.150390843 [Report]
>>150390809
If they aren't supposed to be taken seriously then we shouldn't take any of spongebob's feats seriously
Anonymous No.150390851 [Report]
>OH MY LILITH!!! Is that THE one and only MARBLE GARDEN PLATFORM??? Huh? What’s that my ROCKY LORD??? Y-you’re gonna TRAP and BETRAY me in an INFINITE cuck press to show me what REAL power is?? SPEEDIN’ SHADOWS, Y-you say you’re gonna SMASH and CRUSH my BVLL Knuckles's ENTIRE home, forever tainting its PURE, NATURAL flora and LIVELY fauna with your DIRTY MOLDY PEBBLES like they’re nothing more than CHEAP, SHODDY, USED UP WHORES?????? EEEHHHHHHHHH????? T-TRAILBLAZING TAILS, y-you’re gonna use the Master Emerald to give me pair of FAT, SWINGING tits and a PLUMP FAT ASS that’s going to get RAILED and SLAMMED endlessly by an INFINITE amount of pent up SPIKES on top of the CRUSHED REMAINS of my DEAD friends, all while having the ENTIRETY of Eggman's army watching and laughing at me???? Golly…what else can I say except…YABBA DABBA DEE!!! INFINITE KEKING FOR ME!!!!
Anonymous No.150390857 [Report]
>>150390779
That used to be a widely implicit rule in battle boarding but then Battle of Gods came out and made Goku universal, then GvS2 came out and the snowball got rolling till the present where everyone went full Suggs
Anonymous No.150390859 [Report] >>150390874 >>150390896
SpongeGODS GAPE TRANSnic
Anonymous No.150390869 [Report]
Personally, I think she's cute.
Anonymous No.150390874 [Report]
>>150390859
Nuh-uh
Anonymous No.150390896 [Report] >>150390928
>>150390859
>see anything between two characters
>charactersuffix sexually-charged-verb prefixcharacter
you're legitimately fucked in the head
Anonymous No.150390897 [Report] >>150390912 >>150390925 >>150390930 >>150390962
I will never care enough about shitnic to go research where they scale.
Anonymous No.150390912 [Report]
>>150390897
>they
PRONOUNSperman...
Anonymous No.150390925 [Report]
>>150390897
>WOKEman
Done.
Anonymous No.150390927 [Report] >>150390946 >>150391104
>>150389820
Palpatine. Him being some wretched, cackling old man amongst two groups of warring self-righteous space warriors really helps. His smugness and surprising intellect make him stand out a lot imo. Also when he fights he uses the same powers as every other Jedi/Sith but wayyy more aggressive, plus the lightning ofc.
Anonymous No.150390928 [Report]
>>150390896
You're (charactersuffix) legitimately fucked (sexually-charged-verb) in the head (prefixcharacter)

Hypocrisy
Anonymous No.150390930 [Report] >>150390950 >>150390972
>>150390897
Nor do you need to SuperCHAD, this is unironically where his power level caps.
Anonymous No.150390946 [Report]
>>150390927
Force lightning is the coolest shit ever
Anonymous No.150390950 [Report] >>150391150
>>150390930
Is that rock stronger then the teddy bears spongebob couldn't lift?
Anonymous No.150390962 [Report] >>150391002
>>150390897
>H-Hey FUCK Sonic amiright? Am I right Sponge-senpai?
>IMMEDIATELY rebuked, debunked and BULLIED into submission
Kek what a bitch
Anonymous No.150390967 [Report] >>150390986
>>150389820
Semi-related but Manhattan vs Nixon is the worst matchup ever.
Anonymous No.150390972 [Report]
>>150390930
Hyper is rock-level...
Bros...
Anonymous No.150390986 [Report] >>150391122
>>150390967
Can agree, can't believe purple hair made a 50 minute video just to say "yeah DC Cosmology stomps"
Anonymous No.150390990 [Report]
Don't be better
Anonymous No.150391002 [Report]
>>150390962
SpongeGODS gaped dc harder then Simon ever could
Anonymous No.150391012 [Report] >>150391070 >>150391320
You don’t need to be better. Just be a good person. I believe in you, anon.
Anonymous No.150391025 [Report]
Don't change one way or the other.
Anonymous No.150391030 [Report] >>150391042
I want my mommy...
Anonymous No.150391042 [Report]
>>150391030
Asura...
Anonymous No.150391060 [Report] >>150391082 >>150391083
WAAAAAAAH I WANT MY MOMMY DOMMY TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!! I'M A FAT HAIRY GROWN MANCHILD AND I WANT A THICC MOMMY TO COMFORT ME!!!
Anonymous No.150391070 [Report]
>>150391012
Asura... I don't know if you're gonna think ill of me, but... I enjoy spamming spite matches.
It turns me ON. Especially when Big Two and Dragon Ball characters die screaming.
Anonymous No.150391078 [Report] >>150391093
>>150389899
The Shrike can clone itself, age people backwards, teleport, regenerate, shapeshift, fuck with tech, and more
Anonymous No.150391082 [Report] >>150391088 >>150391097
>>150391060
I'm more into maledom
Anonymous No.150391083 [Report]
>>150391060
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSS!
Anonymous No.150391088 [Report]
>>150391082
GAAY
Anonymous No.150391093 [Report]
>>150391078
HOLY FRUACK!!!
Who can stop him?
Anonymous No.150391097 [Report]
>>150391082
Based.
Anonymous No.150391101 [Report]
Feats-from-statements like Kratos with Yggdrasil are weird enough on their own, but what about entire powers that only come from vague statements? Surely they're way worse.
Anonymous No.150391104 [Report] >>150391174 >>150391195
>>150390927
>OP, but dies to fall damage
I laugh
Anonymous No.150391121 [Report] >>150391153
I'm not ever gonna bother again, don't worry buddy.
Anonymous No.150391122 [Report]
>>150390986
That video valitaded all of my previous feelings about the matchup AND analog horror in general. I can't believe Nem of all people managed to make something that's the perfect embodiment of everything wrong with two completely separate brands of internet phenomena.
Anonymous No.150391150 [Report]
>>150390950
Worse, it's a GORILLION times weaker than just one of those teddy bears...
Anonymous No.150391153 [Report] >>150391157 >>150391172
>>150391121
Know your place, Sonic BITCH
Anonymous No.150391157 [Report]
>>150391153
People only like the Sonic movies because of Robotnik-centric memes anyway.
Anonymous No.150391165 [Report]
Gamerafags, who would be a better choice for Ghidorah, Gyaos or Viras?
Anonymous No.150391172 [Report] >>150391204 >>150391221
>>150391153
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt5950044/
It's over.
Anonymous No.150391174 [Report] >>150391346
>>150391104
If Batman's armor is so fucking tough, then why do none of his enemies ever just punch him in the mouth? Surely his normal human meat isn't close to the durability of his ultra metal kevlar whatever suit, right?
Anonymous No.150391195 [Report]
>>150391104
Batman (standard gear only) vs Yuji, who wins?
Anonymous No.150391204 [Report] >>150391221
>>150391172
kwabaroo
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0770828/?ref_=bo_se_r_1
Anonymous No.150391221 [Report]
>>150391172
>>150391204
Maybe the Gunn did jam...
Anonymous No.150391243 [Report] >>150391267
I LOVE KEKqueans
Anonymous No.150391267 [Report]
>>150391243
Soul…
Anonymous No.150391315 [Report] >>150391342
I like how it's become more obvious that the DB crew are slowly dismissing Devilartemis.
Anonymous No.150391320 [Report]
>>150391012
You can always be better at being good. Let's be honest tho, no morally good person powerscales
Anonymous No.150391342 [Report]
>>150391315
They should have him animate only salt worthy matches from now on, so he becomes some kind of evil boogieman. Like Sonic vs Goku
Anonymous No.150391346 [Report] >>150391361
>>150391174
His armor is fabric and it's very thin and breathable. It tough enough for extreme temperature, but when Batman tanks something lethal, the armor is a non factor in terms of protection
Anonymous No.150391361 [Report]
>>150391346
So his durability works like an avocado, yes?