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Anonymous No.150462361 [Report] >>150462372 >>150462376 >>150462387 >>150462427 >>150462537 >>150462879 >>150463845 >>150464091 >>150464922 >>150464958 >>150466076 >>150466439 >>150466989 >>150467305 >>150469995
What the fuck was his problem?
>lel sinners can't get redmed srry
>i liek exterminating 'em just cuz of it
>nioo you can't beat me up y'all should be worshipping me
>lilith shoulda served me a kebab
I don't understand his antagonism
Anonymous No.150462368 [Report] >>150462427 >>150462848
Anonymous No.150462372 [Report] >>150462412
>>150462361 (OP)
He's shallow, just like every other Hellaverse character, they appeal only for surface-level clout and edgy zoomers
Anonymous No.150462376 [Report] >>150462381
>>150462361 (OP)
>>lel sinners can't get redmed srry
They had their chance in life and rejected it.
>>i liek exterminating 'em just cuz of it
Nothing wrong with annihilation, his problem was that he did it early ahead of the end times
Anonymous No.150462381 [Report] >>150462392
>>150462376
He should atleast appear solemn about it instead of acting like a narcissistic frat boy entitled to admiration
Anonymous No.150462387 [Report] >>150462412
>>150462361 (OP)
He's a bully. He laughs when he hurts others and howls when others hurt him.
Anonymous No.150462392 [Report] >>150462410 >>150462430
>>150462381
Yeah but this vizzie writing, cannonically everyone acts like that for some reason
Anonymous No.150462410 [Report] >>150462422
>>150462392
Actually, not really. It's just Adam and the Exorcists who act like that, and the whole point is that they aren't much better than the demons. Saint Peter and Emily are genuinely well-intentioned, Sera at least believes that she's doing what's best, and most people in Heaven didn't even know about the annual Exterminations until Adam himself blurted it out.
Anonymous No.150462412 [Report] >>150462430 >>150462435
>>150462387
this >>150462372
every vivzie character appear like a grinning buffoon for some reason
Anonymous No.150462422 [Report]
>>150462410
>It's just Adam and the Exorcists who act like that
Pretty much, Heaven is full of nice people, but people will overlook that, focus solely on Adam&Co, and say "yeah, all of heaven is evil, I hate their arrogance!"
Anonymous No.150462427 [Report] >>150462452 >>150462526 >>150462945 >>150463147 >>150463915 >>150464257 >>150464568 >>150464644
>>150462368
KEK EVERY FUCKING THREAD LMAO

>>150462361 (OP)
Anon it's simple, Viv can't write an actually compelling villain and just wants gay demon shipping with Tumblr sexyman characters, she's a what do you people call it... "Fujo?" Basically a yaoi fan

Here's my version of Adam:
>Adam is a tired and depressed "observer" of humanity
>He has seen the absolute worst, wars, slavery, genocide, human trafficking, etc.. you get the gist
>Basically has zero hope for mankind
>Gets annoyed and fed up at Charlie for reasoning with these sinners
>Gives her an example of a kidnapper who harvested the kidneys of a young boy and asked if he would be redeemed
>Tells her hell is most likely filled with people like that or worse
>Charlie is stunned by this reality check, for a moment her naivety is shattered
>Adam immediately sends her home when she can't answer shit

I got bored not continuing this. but yeah there you go
Anonymous No.150462430 [Report]
>>150462412
meant for >>150462392
Anonymous No.150462435 [Report]
>>150462412
That makes sense too when you think about it. Most demons in Hell are animal-people, baring teeth is a common show of aggression in many species of animal, and Hell is a place where aggression is encouraged. Everyone wants to look like a bad motherfucker so no one fucks with them.
Anonymous No.150462452 [Report] >>150462526
>>150462427
Interesting version, however I would clarify he would need to bring a sinner up from hell itself as technically anyone can be redeemed before reaching hell.
Anonymous No.150462456 [Report] >>150462472
Charlie unironically want to make Hell more like Earth by introducing moral ambivalence and relativism to defy the finality the afterlife is known for
She's diluting the very purpose of the afterlife itself
Anonymous No.150462472 [Report]
>>150462456
now you understand why she's the anti-christ, she want to collapse the cosmic order of the world
Anonymous No.150462526 [Report] >>150462621
>>150462427
I like this version more, but Viv can't write shit and her entire brand is literally just this one word SAFE EDGY she don't have the guts to actually tackle topics like human trafficking, see ready or not, that game is peak but I think it's getting censored now

>>150462452
I don't really know how you would be redeemed from harvesting the organs of a young child but yeah sure
Anonymous No.150462537 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
Shitty writing.
Anonymous No.150462621 [Report] >>150462793
>>150462526
>I don't really know how you would be redeemed from harvesting the organs of a young child but yeah sure
Through christ. It sounds fucked up, but there is acrually a lot of hoops. First you accept christ, then you repent. But to repent you have to go through the process of changing fundamentally how you see past sins and feel genuine guilt as well as remorse AND pay for your crimes by the law of the land. Once you have done that, and only that, you can be redeemed. But again, you need to undergo a genuine transformation, it's not a ritual you can pay lip service too.
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Anonymous No.150462793 [Report] >>150462808 >>150462920
>>150462621
Idk anon, some things are just truly irredeemable
Anonymous No.150462808 [Report]
>>150462793
So does that mean Charlie shouldn't be trying to redeem anyone?
Anonymous No.150462848 [Report]
>>150462368
shreks getting dragged to the pit of asphalt
Anonymous No.150462879 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
Vizie is an American Christian born and raised meaning she's completely ignorant about the actual abrahamic mythology and only knows the pop culture version of Paradise Lost and the inferno of Dante's divine comedy.
Anonymous No.150462881 [Report]
Anonymous No.150462920 [Report]
>>150462793
Absolutely, it's not on us to forgive them. If we can, it's an incredible act of grace, but we are not forced to forgive those who act like monsters. But while we personally can't forgive such a person, that does not mean they can't be redeemed and be forgiven by God himself for their sins.
>Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
>Kill them, for the Lord knows those that are His
Again, they must pay for their crimes, even if they repent they must be punished. So a organ harvester would be put to death for instance even if he repents.
Anonymous No.150462945 [Report]
>>150462427
Lol Viv could never, she relies on being safe edgy, basically her strategy boils down to making the characters swear a lot to justify it being an adult cartoon, then now she has an excuse to make sex jokes and combine that with gay shipping, and I saw the teaser for season 2 and she really is leaning on that huskxangeldust shit? As if pentiousxcherri wasn't bad enough, this show really is just shipping wars
Anonymous No.150463100 [Report] >>150463108
i think both Alastor and Vox are absolutely cringe
Anonymous No.150463108 [Report]
>>150463100
sex would fix them both
Anonymous No.150463147 [Report]
>>150462427
Adam actually having a reason as to why he does what he does beside "STRAIGHT MEN ARE BAD" !????!??!?

Yeah right, this is vivslop anon, get used to it
Anonymous No.150463169 [Report]
problem is that people often project their own moral authority into God, believing that God is always siding with their own personal sense of right and wrong
it's human egotism pretty much
Anonymous No.150463438 [Report] >>150463897 >>150463940
When is he gonna get humiliated?
Anonymous No.150463845 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
Easily a more based character than the other women hating dipshit in white
Anonymous No.150463897 [Report] >>150463940 >>150464098
>>150463438
>Show implies Lucifer is both the king of hell and the sin of pride
Genuinely where the fuck is Viv even going with this, his character does not show any of that at all, the guy is just autistic af in love with rubber ducks like he is fucking Timmy turner's dad, there's not even a hint of that characterization other than "oh he's Lucifer that means he's gotta be the most powerful in hell" idk man why do I even follow this show.... oh wait yeah I wanna see the Trainwreck for myself
Anonymous No.150463915 [Report] >>150464223
>>150462427
I will keep saying it, the show just introduced the characters and the real quality stuff is reserved exclusively for fanfics and fancomics.
Anonymous No.150463940 [Report] >>150463973
>>150463438
>>150463897
the fact that we'll never get an actual serious moment of him and see the actual fall in wonderful detail infuriates me...so much potential and it is wasted like that.
Anonymous No.150463973 [Report] >>150464000
>>150463940
we might not even get a comfy yet magical moment nor a good singer for lilith.
shit we may never even get to see her and lucifer being the problem in heaven as adam just simply lashes out at bullshit, imagine adam being a reasonable and chill dude in eden but through their eyes they saw a controlling bad man or having everything bad that happened to adam slowly deteriorate him until insanity took over, making his death a mercy kill.
Anonymous No.150463991 [Report] >>150464026
I don't get it, how is Adam the first man if Lucifer existed before him?
Anonymous No.150464000 [Report] >>150464014 >>150464026
>>150463973
hellaverse should be considered the ultimate greek tragedy of waste potential and should had never been put in the hands on viv, you faggots can't imagine or fathom just how much this show could have offered.
Anonymous No.150464014 [Report] >>150464044 >>150464137 >>150464162 >>150464246
>>150464000
make your own hellaverse spin-off then, retard
oh wait, you can't, you're stuck complaining on this fringe website while vivziequeen makes more money per year than you'll ever gain in your life
Anonymous No.150464026 [Report] >>150464032 >>150464131
>>150463991
first man = human whereas lucifer = seraphim/aka non-human.
>>150464000
for all the newbies, just watch the show once to get the introduction to the characters and then go to fan content for actually good stuff.
otherwise you'll grow disappointed and rightfully angry at viv for throwing the ball so much.
Anonymous No.150464032 [Report] >>150464072
>>150464026
>first man = human whereas lucifer = seraphim/aka non-human.
I know he's the first human, but the show make it sound like he's the first creature who had a dick, when it's actually lucifer
Anonymous No.150464044 [Report]
>>150464014
>make your own hellaverse spin-off then
oh I will anon, just like with hilda...it'll just need time to properly execute.
Anonymous No.150464072 [Report] >>150464079
>>150464032
I think thats a subtle joke and that adam by the time of the show had gone mad.
Anonymous No.150464079 [Report] >>150464190
>>150464072
>adam by the time of the show had gone mad.
If only that was actually canon, damn, you know Vivzie would never claim Adam used to be better.
Anonymous No.150464091 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
Too based for the show.
Anonymous No.150464098 [Report] >>150464172
>>150463897
>autistic af in love with rubber ducks like he is fucking Timmy turner's dad
Actually you're thinking of Hugh Neutron from Jimmy Neutron
Anonymous No.150464131 [Report]
>>150464026
>lucifer = seraphim/aka non-human
He wasn't a seraphim, or was this retarded lore written by vizzie?
Anonymous No.150464137 [Report]
>>150464014
Viv won't fuck you bro
Anonymous No.150464162 [Report] >>150464246
>>150464014
>make your own hellaverse spin-off then, retard
Honestly I just might at this point
I mean she started a company with just a little but
How hard can it be?
Anonymous No.150464172 [Report]
>>150464098
Holy shit you're right it's Jimmy neutrons dad that's obsessed with ducks
Anonymous No.150464190 [Report]
>>150464079
oh I know...which is why the gold mine that was adam was wasted, turning into what he was on the show isn't that surprising considering how lilith and lucifer went the extra mile in destroying directly and indirectly everything adam loved.
being the first victim of adultery, having his second wife corrupted in multiple ways, being tricked and lied constantly by everyone, kicked out of eden, having his first born kill his second, having to watch some horrible shit from his children doing to each other, toiling the land and trying his best to survive, losing a lot of loved ones, being used in heaven for a lot of things, forced to kill his children in hell out of a necessity least heaven fall to evil, trying his best and failing, etc...adam is tragic and viv hasn't realized it.
Anonymous No.150464223 [Report] >>150464277
>>150463915
Bethesda philosophy right here
Launch the game
Let the modders fix it

But instead of game, it's a show, and instead of mods, it's fanfics

What an actual waste of potential because unlike a game that can bounce back from that, a bad show with bad writing will always stay that way because it's not interactive, and fanfics generally have a bad rep
Anonymous No.150464246 [Report] >>150464264
>>150464014
>>150464162
>motherfucker forgot about the whole snoot game by saying the exact same thing.
maybe we should...btfo viv at her own game will force her to do better or crumble.
Anonymous No.150464257 [Report] >>150464325
>>150462427
This but keep Adam the way he is in the show because acting like that was the only way he could cope for seeing the absolute depths of humanity

Make it be a big reveal in season 2, could have been a huge plot point, shattering Charlie's naive view of the world etc etc

But whatever Viv is writing this so it's already cooked before it even began
Anonymous No.150464264 [Report] >>150464312
>>150464246
I would but I would need to know the plan going into it
Also I'd prefer to make a rip off that can stand on it's own instead of a fan thing
Anonymous No.150464268 [Report]
I wonder how would Nephilim and Cambions fit into Hellaverse's lore, considering they require mortals copulating with angels or demons
Anonymous No.150464277 [Report]
>>150464223
that shit ain't missing on any of us...this show NEEDS a comic that doesn't have viv influence on it, a offshot and perhaps a chance to continue the pilot and make it a different timeline.
its the only fucking way at this point.
Anonymous No.150464312 [Report] >>150464371
>>150464264
the kolbrin and the book of enoch fits like a glove then...far more extensive than even the bible itself and a rare book talking about the very origins of humanity.
https://archive.ph/dyKFO
https://archive.ph/DX9Mh
Anonymous No.150464325 [Report] >>150464498
>>150464257
I'll add to this, make it so that Adam feels super guilty that humanity turned out like this, we could have gotten foreshadowings where lute has genuine conversation to Adam about humanity and if he still has hope after seeing the worst of the worst that they do to eachother

Stating shit like the only thing humanity is good at is making weapons to kill one another efficiently (ICBMs, MIRV) etc...

Man we could have had peak
Anonymous No.150464371 [Report]
>>150464312
I don't know about Kolbin, but I know Enoch is very far removed from the biblical cannon and actually confirmed to be of false authorship.
Anonymous No.150464498 [Report] >>150464518 >>150464644
>>150464325
>Do you know what an E.K.V is?
>No?
>"Exoatmospheric Kill Vehicle", that's what my children call it
>You see, my children reached a point of equilibrium many decades ago. They developed weapons that recreate the power of the sun, weapons that move so fast that there was no way for any nation on earth to stop them once released
>My children, in their pursuit for bloodshed, created their own hellfire to smite themselves...and you know what it did?
>Bring peace
>Threatening to wipe themselves out with weapons so powerfull that it could bring forth the end times without God's intervention was what made them put aside global wars. Annihilation
>THAT is what it took to bring my children peace. Yet even with that peace it was never enough. They made E.K.Vs. contraptions to outrun their own simulacrums of God's wrath and destroy them. Not to defend themselves, but to ensure nations could kill billions without a drop of blood befalling their own with their own missile strikes
>And you wonder why I bring annihilation to a cesspit of such damned souls? Spare the rod, and you spoil souls
Anonymous No.150464518 [Report] >>150464544
>>150464498
Adam is Vivzie actually gave him braincells and a conscience beyond "he kill for fun"
Anonymous No.150464544 [Report]
>>150464518
>is
*if
Anonymous No.150464568 [Report] >>150464644 >>150464687 >>150464937
>>150462427
>Adam being the first man of god was used to seeing humanity throughout the years, decades and centuries.
>Being an observer has its perks but also its drawbacks. Adam has seen both the best and the worst of humanity and it's taken its toll on him.
>Adam is a very tired yet still strong individual but a lot of his vigor and hope he once had has withered eons ago.
>When Charlie comes to visit and regale him with the idea of redeeming sinners. He admires Charlie's hopefulness and determination but isn't pleased with her naivety.
>Adam stands up and informs her the sinners she's wanting to redeeming are in hell for a reason.
>Adam's informative speech then turns into a rant. He gives an example of a man who killed children simply for the pleasure of it. Another man who killed anyone for the right price and had no qualms who he killed or why.
>Adam even points out her friend Angel Dust. Who simply chooses to be in a cycle of sex and drugs and yet he does nothing to stop or even reduce it and points out how even she hasn't help him out.
>Charlie tries to respond but all that comes out is stutters or short utterances before she has to pause to think of an actual answer. Adam cuts her off and continues to rant.
>Charlie doesn't even try to respond to Adam anymore. She puts her head down and wipes away some of the tears that are sweeping down her face.
>Adam sees this and realized he has said too much and he stops himself. Charlie is now staring at the floor, Adam walks over to her and places his hand on her shoulder.
>Charlie looks up at Adam, Charlie's bright smile is gone, replaced with a dull sunken eyed frown.
>Adam tries to smile but it doesn't fully manifest. He tells Charlie he's sorry but it's probably best she should return home and maybe never come back here.
>Charlie does leave, however unbeknownst to Adam he sparked Charlie with a new idea.
>If she can't redeem sinners, maybe she can punish the worst of the worst.
Anonymous No.150464644 [Report] >>150464676
>>150464498
>>150464568
>>150462427
GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN!!! I CANT KEEP READING THIS I JUST GET ANGRY AT THE WASTED POTENTIAL

FUCK!
Anonymous No.150464676 [Report]
>>150464644
Do you want me to repost a Lucyfer green I did?
Maybe it'll cheer the thread up a bit.
Anonymous No.150464687 [Report] >>150464726 >>150464937
>>150464568
>>If she can't redeem sinners, maybe she can punish the worst of the worst.
>charlie turns from a happy-go-lucky girl into a tyrant overnight
>becomes even worse than her father ever was
>all sinners are hunted down and rounded up
>she takes the time to create special ways to torment them based on their deeds in life
>hellborn are actually happy with this, as charlie cannot torture all of them by herself and needs their help, which in turn creates jobs
>the strongest sinners, the overlords, are just deleted from existence outright, as they are too volatile to safely torture
Anonymous No.150464726 [Report] >>150464769 >>150464788 >>150464937 >>150464937
>>150464687
>and she always does her job, her duty.
>with a smile.
>Doing her best always made her smile.
Anonymous No.150464769 [Report]
>>150464726
>I don't punish them for the fun of it.
>Enjoyement isn't something one considers when bettering hell.
>But when done righteously...
>Now that, puts a smile on my face.
Anonymous No.150464788 [Report]
>>150464726
>I don't punish them for the fun of it.
>Enjoyement isn't something one considers when bettering hell.
>But when done righteously...
>Now that, puts a smile on my face.
Anonymous No.150464922 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
written by a midwitt
Anonymous No.150464937 [Report] >>150464957 >>150464978
>>150464568
>>150464687
>>150464726
>>150464726

>SMILE
>Though your heart is aching.
>SMILE
>Even though it's breaking.
>SMILE.
>When there are are clouds in the sky
>You'll get by...

>If you.
>SMILE
>Through your fear and sorrow
>SMILE.
>And maybe tomorrow
>You'll see the sun come shining through
>For you...

>If you... just ~Smile :)
Anonymous No.150464944 [Report] >>150464970 >>150465629 >>150465965
i wonder how they are going to handle the HH x HB crossover
charlies and blitzos interests are completely opposite to each other, one wants to get people out of hell, the other wants to bring them down into it
Anonymous No.150464957 [Report]
>>150464937
https://youtu.be/mrEB9UUxT-E?si=-ZyC_LnwSNGPdUqE
Anonymous No.150464958 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
did you expect something good from viv? she is a tard that believes lilith is a thing in the bible and not a retarded headcanon made by schizos
an idiot that drank the "biblical accurate angeks are monsters brooo!" when that is not true
a retard in other words
Anonymous No.150464970 [Report] >>150465069 >>150465965
>>150464944
Actually it'd work really well if that's the case
Blitzo sends them to hell, they go to Charlie's hotel, they get to heaven
I remember anons toying with the idea of Charlie speeding up the death rate on earth so that more people will be able to be redeemed through the hotel
Anonymous No.150464978 [Report]
>>150464937
https://youtu.be/qH5JwmPWmfI
Anonymous No.150465069 [Report] >>150465883
>>150464970
>Blitzo sends them to hell, they go to Charlie's hotel, they get to heaven
but thats stupid, people on earth have the chance to redeem themselves and better their ways, therefore avoiding hell altogether
by killing them early all you really do is dooming them to the inferno
their interests do not align at all, although...
what if charlie convinced IMP to, instead of working on individual contracts killing people, they work on a state contract to scare people into being good?
think about it, IMP go topside, they find the worst people imaginable and they torture them, scare them, threaten them etc into being good people, essentially acting as a wake up call that ”hey, if you keep doing bad shit, you are gonna end up in hell, asshole”
that could work, right?
Anonymous No.150465617 [Report] >>150465864
honestly i think the hellborn have it worse than sinners because they literally don't have an afterlife when they die and deal with the brutal hierarchy of hell from the moment of birth
Anonymous No.150465629 [Report] >>150465883
>>150464944
Blitzø is capital F Fucked if Charlie finds out what he's been doing.
Anonymous No.150465864 [Report]
>>150465617
>honestly i think the hellborn have it worse than sinners
well, yeah, they are considered a lower class than them for a reason, they are literally inferior
Anonymous No.150465883 [Report] >>150466372 >>150466654
>>150465069
I think there should of have a time limit, essentially if the redeemed sinner sins again then the soul becomes unstable and annihilates itself.
maybe even have more realms than just heaven and hell, like a dream realm and a virtual realm.
>>150465629
thats actually the best case scenario...if heaven finds out then he will start a war between 2 realms and the greatest massacre of sinners and redeemed sinners in history, singlehandedly destroying charlie's dream and heaven never trusting hell again.
charlie will see herself as scum itself but she wouldn't sacrifice her dream for the fuck up of a hellborn, after all dodging responsibility for her actions is in her blood...still charlie will feel like a fraud afterwards and see her dream as a fake reality.
and blitzo will be enslaved and brutally tortured by charlie for daring to destroy her fantasy and covering his ass.
Anonymous No.150465965 [Report] >>150466971
>>150464944
>>150464970
how to unfuck that mess, just have adams death have consequences.
he wasn't lying when he said that humanity came from his balls as it was him indirectly making new humans to inhabit the earth, after his death humanity began to have still births as no souls were able to be born anymore as the source is gone forever.
death from anyone is now a truly permanent thing and should a sinner or winner die then thats it, they stop existing...now all of humanity, living and dead have a last life, spayed and infertile.
unable to bring new life into the world.
it'll be a while until everyone realizes that no one new is being born...life will be sacred at long last and everyone will be extremely careful if not paranoid.
Anonymous No.150466076 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
Lucifer banged his wife, isn't that enough to hate him and his domain?
Anonymous No.150466372 [Report] >>150466472
>>150465883
>thats actually the best case scenario...if heaven finds out then he will start a war between 2 realms and the greatest massacre of sinners and redeemed sinners in history, singlehandedly destroying charlie's dream and heaven never trusting hell again.
>charlie will see herself as scum itself but she wouldn't sacrifice her dream for the fuck up of a hellborn, after all dodging responsibility for her actions is in her blood...still charlie will feel like a fraud afterwards and see her dream as a fake reality.
>and blitzo will be enslaved and brutally tortured by charlie for daring to destroy her fantasy and covering his ass.

Blitzø should be grateful that Lucifer couldn't be bothered to show up to the trial because if Lucifer found out that an imp was sabotaging his daughter's mission Blitzø would be MEGA-FUCKED.
Anonymous No.150466439 [Report] >>150466538
>>150462361 (OP)
>first heaven-mandated relationship is a disaster
>she runs off with an angel then ruins your life
>spend a mortal life as a shitty caveman
>then your kids kill each other
>probably lose eve too
>none of which would have happened if humanity wasn't corrupted
>get a chance to indirectly fuck over the people responsible
You'd do the same
Anonymous No.150466472 [Report]
>>150466372
calm anger is terrifying, specially if it comes from both adam and lucifer.
I imagine if he found out then he would personally pay him a visit.
Anonymous No.150466538 [Report]
>>150466439
most of us would have been smart about it though, bidding time to screw over them.
there is an accidental reason why adam wasn't smart in canon so far, because if he was then he would have gotten revenge and ended the show in season 1.
if we were isekai'd in that world as adam, we would conquer creation and bide our time or straight up bring so much chaos that heaven and hell would unite to stop us.
giving anyone of us the wheel for 5 minutes would be enough.
Anonymous No.150466654 [Report] >>150466745
>>150465883
Charlie's eyes look so fucking weird here, ugly face
Anonymous No.150466745 [Report]
>>150466654
blame the westaboo for that one, don't mix anime with viv style.
Anonymous No.150466857 [Report] >>150466910 >>150467222
>worried about war with hell
>decide best solution is kill demons behind heaven's back
>create army of angels for this purpose and give them free will
>make notorious lazy big-mouthed dumbass the leader of this covert operation
>what could go wrong?
>turns out it's everything
>your operation gets exposed to heaven while hell starts killing angels
>plus it turns out sinners can be redeemed
>immediately try to save face by doing a 180 and advocating for sinners
>killer angel you created gets mad about your 180 and the dead angels
>tell her to stfu, why's she got to be so bloodthirsty?
>it's not like she'll go rogue like one already has
Name one character who's done more to fuck everything up than Sera
Anonymous No.150466910 [Report]
>>150466857
Not really seras fault now is it? She's merely a product of the writing... Which is ass
Anonymous No.150466971 [Report] >>150467213 >>150467496 >>150468174 >>150470609
>>150465965
>adam is the giver of life
>his seed is the source of all souls
>from him comes humanity in a literal sense
>adam dying means cutting off the very source of life from humanity
>humanity is now infertile and unable to reproduce
>human souls are now more vulnerable and fragile than usual
>sinners and overlords are glass cannons with 1 life left to spare
>winners are now more exhausted and their lights dulled
>reproduction and stillbirths become the norm across creation
>death now is firmly permanent on humanity and on anyone that was connected to adam in any way, shape or form
>in just a few years hell and earth is heavily underpopulated
>human life becomes precious and invaluable at long last
>humanity is facing true extinction yet at long last peace had been made
>the evil humans wiped themselves out
>the good ones live quiet lives yet saddened over the abrupt end
>every time a sinner or human dies charlie becomes more unhinged due to a soul that could be redeemed had been lost forever
Anonymous No.150466989 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
Adam, just like Lute, did nothing wrong. It was Lucifer to blame for all of this. If he hadn't introduced Sin to Eve, none of this would've happened!
Anonymous No.150467091 [Report]
>What we need is Adam on horseback while Lute takes shots at Charlie and Vaggie from a revolver carbine shooting 40-70.
>Lutes dressed up as a cow girl with tight black pants, a gray tunic, and long white sleeves beneath.
>Adam kinda looks like that guy from Dark Watch, but more gray and fat.
>They ride an angelic steed they call Stompy.
>Sera is letting the two of them indulge this western fantasy ever since The Duke got up there.
Anonymous No.150467213 [Report] >>150468029 >>150468174 >>150470609
>>150466971
>killing adam had horrible consequences for creation
>his body is now permanently lost by now and nothing remains
>heaven and hell now must do something to bring him back
>emily and charlie slowly start to go yandere over human souls
>emily becomes overprotective and showing signs of mommy dearest
>emily goes apeshit if a winner so much as sneezes or trip
>charlie becomes obsessive possessive over sinners
>every time one dies makes her go absolutely bananas
>lute is on suicide watch
>the exorcist are depressed
>sera looks like a grandma due to both stress and silent desperation
>lucifer finally realizes that he fucked up and his loved ones are losing their minds over his hand in killing adam
>lilith is angry and for the first time mourning adam as only now she realizes how important he was
>eve sanity is shattered and now the most dangerous thing in creation
>cain is on the background plotting revenge
>abel is trying his best in keeping everything together and stressing himself over it
>restoring adam is now a must less this begins to spread to all living things
Anonymous No.150467222 [Report]
>>150466857
Don't forget, her actions lead to the FIRST MAN, the very first being created by divine hands of the Lord, to die - again! He's gone! Kaput! Ziltch! He's with the Moab in the Pleroma now!
Anonymous No.150467305 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
Adam/Charlie would 've been peak. But vivzie is too much of a fujo/yuritard to see it.

Also read "God says feelings are for pussies" on AO3.
Anonymous No.150467496 [Report] >>150468029 >>150468174
>>150466971
>At first some of the higher hellborn seemed pleased but the consequences of Charlie's naive stupidity began to manifest.
>Less humans and less of their souls means no one to worship, placate and no one to even think of them.
>They start to loose their power and influence.
>Goetian magic is less potent, their strength is weakened.
>The overlords are still powerful but are glass cannons at this point.
>Even Lucifer has seen the drawbacks of Adam's death.
>He feels weaker and less energetic than he once was.
>Even the simple act of levitation requires more effort.
>Riots begin across hell. Imps and Hellhounds begin going after the higher social classes and even each other.
>The Sins are all in a panic but can't do much as they too were affected.
>Paimon, The Sins and other fallen angels meet with Lucifer.
>They are absolutely livid, mostly at his daughter for starting this upheaval.
>Neither party are willing to budge but nor are they willing to act.
>Cause one misstep means it's all over for them.
>Charlie hasn't been seen since the chaos started.
>She isolated herself away from everyone including Vagatha.
Anonymous No.150467559 [Report] >>150467884 >>150468034 >>150468048
>adam dying has repercussions on the whole human race
this makes sense and all, but why would it affect the angels and hellborn?
the angels, at least, existed before adam, hell, they MADE him in lore, couldnt they just make another new man and start the process all over again?
Anonymous No.150467884 [Report]
>>150467559
they wouldn't affect them directly but every single person related to adam would be at risk of extinction as they can't reproduce anymore and are more frail as a result, therefore winners in heaven had become invaluable and also at risk due to sinners coming up to heaven as redeemed.
trust would be at an all time low.
also yeah they could, imagine how hilarious it'll be when it does nothing and they just made a human through angelic means, it wouldn't restore anything at all as it is a new person and not the first man, think of it as adam becoming important over the years and becoming linked with life itself after reaching heaven...
essentially the angels will have to watch humanity going extinct and also they would not create another man for the morningstars to ruin.
lilith is enjoying heaven despite never deserving that, both charlie and lucifer are guilty of adam's death.
so TL;DR they would be indirectly affected and every single human soul is fucked in this scenario.
Anonymous No.150468029 [Report] >>150468108
>>150467213
>>150467496
>Souls start to become some form of currency, as having a human soul and/or faith on your side meant having some of your strenght back
>Soul Contracts and Blood Pacts, even amongts the heavenly legions, start to emerge.
>But still, either by greed, desperation, or both, some wanted more.
>They decided to open the "Emergency book" and break the metaphorical glass.
>One of the sacred ancient seals was broken.
>Now angels and demons could consume a human soul in order to regain full strenght although only temporaliy
>This seemed like a decent solution at first, at least to mantain the order, keeping those powerful still in charge and that sort of thing.

>But it came with a cost, now that souls could be burned like a candle, they lost their ethernal immortality.
>Souls now grew old, loosing strenght, until they vanished back into the nothing.
>The second people found out about this, panic erupted, they were not only living a crisis, they were in borrowed time, when the last soul vanished, that was it, darkness will consume it all.
>Finally some grew tired of waiting for humans to die, tired of trying to catch the souls that leaked, when there was a planet full of them, ripe for the taking.
>The Gates of the Depths opened, and from there, legions of demons came through, ready to take away all the souls they could find, were they were willing or not.
>Heaven too opened the gates and the holy armies descended, in part to stop the invasion, in part to also take as manny souls as they could.

>But humans, with this new discovered soul power that burned through their beings, saw the desperation and selfish reasons behind both sides, and manny resisted.
>The battle of the three planes devastated the earth, as they all fought to a standstill where all became too weakened to fight, now the survivors, living in the ruins of their dying empires, still, fighting, living and dying, trying to survive in these last days.
Anonymous No.150468034 [Report]
>>150467559
Think of cutting the oldest tree in the world and realize that in doing so you brought an entire ecosystem into extinction and that adam was literally the pillar of life keeping the human race going spiritually and that by killing him they indirectly killed humanity as a whole
Planting a new seed is good and all but it won't work as adam became such a thing after millennia and delivered life aka new souls to humanity and with him gone then there are no new humans anymore
So angels will have to wait until humanity goes extinct and make a special space for adam's descendants in heaven as you would with a race extinct in the wild before starting again and yet they would be paranoid since they know those motherfuckers in hell will ruin it in some way or form and it will be a complicated manner which charlie will get a lot of shit for
Anonymous No.150468048 [Report] >>150468234
>>150467559
>this makes sense

Only if Adam is a goddamn vampire.
Anonymous No.150468108 [Report]
>>150468029
>adam's death indirectly causes the end of the world
>only his return can stop the madness that plagues the world
>adam face when from the beyond he witness this sad sight
Anonymous No.150468174 [Report] >>150468230
>>150466971
>>150467213
>>150467496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvdscgWK8gM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsaLWlqhla4
Anonymous No.150468201 [Report] >>150468382
>and then Jesus returns
Anonymous No.150468230 [Report] >>150468382
>>150468174
https://youtu.be/JEfBobefjvM
https://youtu.be/vM3HKEHdN-k
https://youtu.be/N2aIg5NVPVo
https://youtu.be/kjcBgl40dGQ
Anonymous No.150468234 [Report] >>150468368
>>150468048
it only affected hellborns and angels indirectly due humanity impending extinction and sudden shift in power as the thing that allowed them to go on in this scenario is gone and getting exponentially worse for them
perfect farm for content and drama as charlie in this specific cirscumtance fulfilled her role as the antichrist and brought the end of the world
Anonymous No.150468368 [Report] >>150468474
>>150468234
Motherfucker, does your entire family die when your grandfather dies?
Anonymous No.150468382 [Report]
>>150468201
his theme would be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skqccFjMaqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFTKhWDaDO8
the restorer of light.
>>150468230
not bad though for the humans would be this ones, after all is just like in the last days of noah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPM-xgCfIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYriP7-q0Rw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYMyWErYLfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrktGkr_gj8
Anonymous No.150468421 [Report]
New chapter of the Cain fic
>Sins of the firstborn

archiveofourown...org/works/67189699/chapters/185003986

Please Enjoy
Anonymous No.150468474 [Report] >>150468520
>>150468368
nope, but in this scenario adam being the pillar and literal source of every single human alive would make him a literal pillar for humanity which his continued existence deliver new souls for humanity to continue prospering, a literal life giver and maybe more due to him being an angel for so long and the human race so numerous.
him dying means no more new souls and thus every birth is a still birth as there is no longer a soul inside.
its a domino effect and a way for consequences to arise.
so learn to read more than 3 lines alright and polish that reading comprehension.
Anonymous No.150468520 [Report] >>150468724
>>150468474
I'm sorry, but that just sounds dumb as fuck. Wouldn't Adam have brought it up at some point?
Anonymous No.150468605 [Report] >>150468762 >>150468777
Wouldn't humanity's ability to reproduce come from, you know, God and not another human?
Anonymous No.150468724 [Report] >>150469473
>>150468520
is a hypothetical scenario and also the beauty of it would be him being unaware of it or subsconsciously aware, he did say everyone came from his nuts.
anyhow the extinction of humanity caused by the death of adam would be a funny yet tragic joke.
Anonymous No.150468762 [Report]
>>150468605
a funny failsafe just in case lucifuck ends up messing up and also a way to start the book of revelations in hh.
kill baldur and you get fimbulwinter.
the same but with adam.
Anonymous No.150468777 [Report] >>150469190
>>150468605
Yes
Me personally, I just wanted an excuse to write a bluesy green.
I'm actually writing another green as we speak.

The the other greens the Anons did so far were great too.
Anonymous No.150468817 [Report] >>150469125 >>150469534 >>150469643
>complaining that Adam could have done more and Heaven has forgotten him
>when Lute has already noted this down and is about to make his death everyone else's HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM
/ourgirl/ is going to fix everything, trust the plan. TRUST
Anonymous No.150469017 [Report] >>150469066 >>150469125
Lute is an allegory for Adam fans who think he should have been the focus of the show even though that was never Viv's vision. Her Adam tulpa is a reference to fanfic authors who bring him back from the dead.
Anonymous No.150469066 [Report] >>150469125 >>150469129
>>150469017
>Lute has an Adam tulpa
Wtf? For real?
Anonymous No.150469125 [Report]
>>150468817
she better, though viv will drop the ball on that one unless she let someone else on the reins.
>>150469017
agreed and this comes from someone who likes adam, he should remain dead thought it'll be disappointing if adam death brought zero consequences or side effects.
>>150469066
makes sense and I would be malicious enough in her shoes to send that tulpa to everyone in hell to torment them and deprive them of their sleep.
Anonymous No.150469129 [Report] >>150469236 >>150469877
>>150469066
Yes. The voiced animatic of S2E2 leaked. Lute has a breakdown and hallucinates a tulpa of Adam, she confesses she has feelings for him to it and he replies that he doesn't know whether the real Adam knew about her feelings or reciprocated because he's just something she created from her head. Then they sing a duet about getting revenge on Charlie. Tulpa Adam will probably be a recurring thing throughout the series and show up whenever Lute does.
Anonymous No.150469162 [Report] >>150469236
I keep forgetting that not everyone knows about the leaked episode.
Anonymous No.150469190 [Report]
>>150468777
nice trips
also it is a fun way to bring consequences to killing adam
a punishment from the all mighty could work as well since you don't get to kill the father of humanity scotfree
if anything adam dying should be the straw that broke the cammels back from certain perspective
Anonymous No.150469236 [Report] >>150469453
>>150469129
>>150469162
it just makes sense to wait patiently as it lets creativity to flow, at least they did something right with adam being a hallucination.
Anonymous No.150469453 [Report]
>>150469236
I'm kind of jealous. The new Lute and Adam duet is so good I would have loved to see it for the first time in complete form. It's the best song in the show so far. If you like them you're going to be happy.
Anonymous No.150469473 [Report] >>150469610
>>150468724
He totally would've used it as a bargaining chip at the end of Season 1.
Anonymous No.150469534 [Report] >>150469611
>>150468817
I need to find my lute bros
Anonymous No.150469571 [Report]
The exorcists are so cool. I wish I had my own army of loyal female soldiers in cool gear like this.
Anonymous No.150469610 [Report]
>>150469473
if he was aware, yeah but then what happens if they still kill him because to them its bullshit, calling it out and then ironically finding out that he wasn't lying later down the line.
thats what makes this idea so intriguing because irregardless of him being aware or not, it would bring some serious shit to charlie and her friends.
he was a dead man and he probably was aware of it too at the moment of his defeat, so having that as a bargaining chip only for none to believe it would have been fantastic and the best part? they wouldn't have anyone but themselves to blame if that was the consequences of killing him.
Anonymous No.150469611 [Report]
>>150469534
Lutecoin is going to the moon on October 29, just wait
Anonymous No.150469643 [Report] >>150469987
>>150468817
Ironic that in a very gay show, the best ship is Adam and Lute, lmao Viv
Anonymous No.150469761 [Report] >>150469816 >>150469987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_pZ--57Wc
this is the song for those who missed it
Anonymous No.150469816 [Report] >>150469987
>>150469761
it was better than I expected it to be...
Anonymous No.150469877 [Report] >>150469916
>>150469129
Also she has an angelic steel prosthetic arm with golden eagle talons and Adam's halo grafted to it which is quite literally metal as fuck
Anonymous No.150469916 [Report]
>>150469877
Got a pic?
Anonymous No.150469987 [Report]
>>150469761
>>150469816
LMAO anon>>150469643 you are spot on
Anonymous No.150469995 [Report]
>>150462361 (OP)
>What the fuck was his problem?

Paper thin dixkhead character

Viv isnt really good at building up villains like ahe is misunderstood love interest
Anonymous No.150470609 [Report] >>150470649
>>150466971
>>150467213
>charlie and emily one day snap over the situation
>they become obsessive possessive over the human souls still around
>overprotective and twitchy
>losing faith in humanity taking care of itself since they can't stop killing themselves
>both believe in the need someone to guide them and protect them from themselves
>a mother of sorts always watching over them and making sure they don't get hurt
>first they herd their respective groups and essentially keep them trapped in their places, be it the hotel for charlie and a literal fortress within heaven for emily
>sinners and winners one day find themselves captive and smoothered to the point of asphixia from them
>everyone slowly notice that charlie and emily had lost their marbles and are on a downward spiral
>humanity gets too meet a new form of terror as more angels and even some from hell begin to also follow on it as well
>sera gets to witness emily become someone truly scary and yet still holding that sweet smile and disposition
>lucifer and lilith gets to see their daughter become someone unrecognizable and genuinely crazy
>if they so much as bring it up that they aren't well the monster they indirectly created rears it head and the screams begins
>in their determination to succeed and not fail both have lost themselves in it
>taking whatever measures necessary if it means saving a singular soul
>failing humanity would mean no purpose at all and failing themselves on a fundamental nature
>without sinner to redeem charlie is nothing at all
>without winners to bring joy emily is nothing at all
>their purpose and very identity depends on these motherfuckers and they WILL succeed no matter what they have to do to achieve it.
Anonymous No.150470649 [Report]
>>150470609
their mental state would be like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZtrpcnwoWU