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no like genuinely why havent the smiling friends had a female client? (the princess from the bjork stalker ep doesnt count)
Anonymous No.150919949 [Report] >>150921069
Oy don't know who you are hello
Anonymous No.150919953 [Report] >>150921983 >>150924274 >>150925159 >>150925254 >>150925336 >>150926223
Because it was about time we had a cartoon just for the boys again
Anonymous No.150919969 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
>why haven't they had a female client
>the female client doesn't count
Anonymous No.150919971 [Report] >>150920534 >>150929219
>the princess doesn't count
why not
Anonymous No.150920001 [Report] >>150920012 >>150921080
>>150919936 (OP)
I see you are finally picking up on the dog whistles.
Anonymous No.150920003 [Report] >>150924191
>>150919936 (OP)
>(the princess from the bjork stalker ep doesnt count)
Ok, so why doesn't it count?
Anonymous No.150920012 [Report]
>>150920001
Stfu
Anonymous No.150920024 [Report] >>150920026
Is this the viewing thread?
Anonymous No.150920026 [Report]
>>150920024
I hope not
Anonymous No.150920069 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
they cant write woman i guess.
Anonymous No.150920071 [Report]
https://thetvapp.to/tv/cartoon-network-live-stream/
Anonymous No.150920078 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
Women don’t smile. Not for real. These guys aren’t miracle workers
Anonymous No.150920112 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
They don't want to recycle Erica Lindbeck forever
Anonymous No.150920161 [Report] >>150920944 >>150923177
>>150919936 (OP)
Because a man with a problem is funny, haha look at the pathetic man with a problem, he should just suck it up, men are so pathetic!

A woman with a problem is a tragedy. It's sad. The whole world needs to stop and take a good look at how they have failed this woman.
Anonymous No.150920186 [Report] >>150924201
>>150919936 (OP)
Anonymous No.150920198 [Report] >>150924332
>>150919936 (OP)
>why didn't they have X
>the episode where they had X doesn't count

do you have some kind of neurological issue? What the fuck do you want people to say? fucking delete this thread.
Anonymous No.150920394 [Report]
its not called gay friends for nothing
Anonymous No.150920534 [Report] >>150920541
>>150919971
She was never a client.
Anonymous No.150920541 [Report] >>150920585 >>150923971
>>150920534
She was literally the client
They went to the Enchanted Forest specifically to make her smile
Anonymous No.150920577 [Report]
OP could had said it doenst count because she is in the episode for 10 seconds
Anonymous No.150920585 [Report] >>150922597 >>150923971
>>150920541
Guess I need to rewatch it. It is my least favorite episode.
Anonymous No.150920612 [Report]
The real reason is because they don't know as many funny female Newgrounds people
Anonymous No.150920763 [Report] >>150920847 >>150921761
Anyone uploaded the episode yet?
Anonymous No.150920847 [Report]
>>150920763
No.
Anonymous No.150920862 [Report] >>150920910
>>150919936 (OP)
They've had 2. And technically, Desmond's Mom called them for Desmond so she was the actual client. That's 3.
Anonymous No.150920910 [Report] >>150920932
>>150920862
She called in place of her son just how most parents talk to their child's boss.
Anonymous No.150920921 [Report] >>150921114 >>150921607 >>150921764 >>150923304
Anonymous No.150920932 [Report]
>>150920910
>most parents talk to their child's boss.
No they don't. Or else they shouldn't be.
Anonymous No.150920944 [Report]
>>150920161
You are right at least about men being funnier.
Anonymous No.150920953 [Report] >>150920962
>the princess doesn't count
Let me guess, the woman from tonight's episode doesn't count either?
Anonymous No.150920962 [Report] >>150921504 >>150921778
>>150920953
She wasn't a client.
Anonymous No.150920967 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
>Telling women to smile
Urmm, that's problematic as fuck you CHUD!
Anonymous No.150921025 [Report] >>150921055
Post the DL and not a stream
Anonymous No.150921055 [Report]
>>150921025
Watch it on time or schedule it to rip the stream next time.
Anonymous No.150921069 [Report]
>>150919949
Goodbye
Hello
Anonymous No.150921080 [Report]
>>150920001
reddit
go
back
now
Anonymous No.150921114 [Report] >>150921645
>>150920921
So the boy is Bart Simpson and the baby is Tommy Pickles, do we know who the daughter is based on?
Anonymous No.150921226 [Report]
Anonymous No.150921504 [Report]
>>150920962
She called and needed a babysitter, she was the client.
Anonymous No.150921569 [Report] >>150921643 >>150924697 >>150927298
what is the implication of this
Anonymous No.150921607 [Report]
>>150920921
>the writer's barely-disguised fetish
Anonymous No.150921643 [Report]
>>150921569
The Boss's clone.
Anonymous No.150921645 [Report]
>>150921114

Daughter is Angelica
Anonymous No.150921693 [Report]
I love Charlie!
Anonymous No.150921745 [Report]
>Glep plays grey knights and necrons
Continuing to be based.
Anonymous No.150921761 [Report]
>>150920763
It's on /tv/
Anonymous No.150921764 [Report]
>>150920921
>>>/wsg/6004505
Anonymous No.150921778 [Report] >>150921787
>>150920962
>Zoomer media comprehension
Anonymous No.150921787 [Report] >>150921793
>>150921778
I haven't seen that episode in years, it was my least favorite.
Anonymous No.150921793 [Report] >>150921831
>>150921787
You haven't seen tonight's episode in years?

Or did we find out you actually just have reading comprehension issues.
Anonymous No.150921831 [Report] >>150921849 >>150923937
>>150921793
If I reply, you are just going to acuse me of backpedaling. So fuck you.
Anonymous No.150921849 [Report]
>>150921831
You agree she was a client though, right? You agree op is actually a faggot, right?
Anonymous No.150921864 [Report] >>150921870
Mega?
Anonymous No.150921870 [Report] >>150921909
>>150921864
check the other thread
Anonymous No.150921909 [Report]
>>150921870
Thanks, I thought to check archive over catalog
Anonymous No.150921972 [Report] >>150922122 >>150922693
ending was a repeat of the shrimpina ending
Anonymous No.150921983 [Report]
>>150919953
But thats anti semitic.
Anonymous No.150922003 [Report]
i thought it looked delicious
Anonymous No.150922103 [Report] >>150928595 >>150929783 >>150929854 >>150930008
Smiling Friends has gotta be the first cartoon in a long long time where there's some sort of viral meme in every episode.
What's the secret to this.
Anonymous No.150922115 [Report] >>150922143
>>150919936 (OP)
The very first client was Desmond's mom, she was the one who called for them.
Anonymous No.150922122 [Report]
>>150921972
Same voice actor. Hopefully every season going forward has an episode featuring him and the ending is always the same.
Anonymous No.150922143 [Report]
>>150922115
But she didn't need them to make her smile, she called on behalf of her son (the true client).
Anonymous No.150922174 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
This show's entire appeal is its masculinity. For eleven minutes a week the men get their own clubhouse.
Anonymous No.150922208 [Report]
Someone on X posted the whole episode last week. Was it up for this episode? Want to DL not stream it
Anonymous No.150922227 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
women aren't funny
Anonymous No.150922236 [Report] >>150922251 >>150922262 >>150922278 >>150922403 >>150922672 >>150924778 >>150925009 >>150930805
She's hot, she deserved better
Anonymous No.150922251 [Report]
>>150922236
The fat Brazilian waiter from the airport was hotter
Anonymous No.150922252 [Report] >>150922257 >>150922283 >>150922364 >>150923950 >>150925553
Place your bets: Who was the gooner who animated this?
Anonymous No.150922257 [Report]
>>150922252
Cory brought it up
Anonymous No.150922258 [Report]
>Erica Lindbeck nurse
I have the stiffest one rightnow
Anonymous No.150922262 [Report] >>150922267
>>150922236
Hot milf fucking and sucking on delicious molepenis
Anonymous No.150922267 [Report] >>150922279
>>150922262
Shut up Allan
Anonymous No.150922275 [Report]
Why does it always happen to him?
Anonymous No.150922277 [Report] >>150924715
>Charlie what would you do if one day I were 10% greener? Would you say something?
Anonymous No.150922278 [Report]
>>150922236
Love is blind anon. **plus his penis was delicious**
Anonymous No.150922279 [Report]
>>150922267
mmmm, hot milf-uh sucking-uh and a fucking-uh on a dee-li-ci-ous mole peee nis
Anonymous No.150922282 [Report] >>150922285 >>150922289
Cute Glep
Anonymous No.150922283 [Report]
>>150922252
Would have been funnier if Alan screamed in horror before cutting to Glep to really poke fun at degenerate "manmade horror beyond my comprehension" R34.
Anonymous No.150922285 [Report] >>150923439
>>150922282
>guilliman, necron, and chaos legion warrior
>all clearly kitbashed

what kind of fucked up army is he running?
Anonymous No.150922289 [Report] >>150922545
>>150922282
>spilled the nuln oil
Anonymous No.150922295 [Report] >>150922304
the mom was kinda...
Anonymous No.150922297 [Report]
Rare Alan
Anonymous No.150922304 [Report] >>150922329 >>150922403 >>150922619 >>150928669
>>150922295
Yes, anon.
Such a waste.
Anonymous No.150922316 [Report] >>150922334 >>150922384
why didn't he just wear pants?
Anonymous No.150922329 [Report]
>>150922304
She's deepthroating fat naked mole rat cock right now. That mole is busting fat mole rat loads into her.
Anonymous No.150922334 [Report]
>>150922316
>Oh, hm, anon on 4chan. You're not even technically a Smiling Friend but I'll kill you anyway!
Anonymous No.150922339 [Report] >>150922351 >>150922425 >>150928716
Anyone else thought the twist was gonna be Mole Man being her ex husband who ran away?
Anonymous No.150922351 [Report] >>150922360
>>150922339
Holy shit same
Anonymous No.150922360 [Report] >>150924453
>>150922351
IKR? These guys subvert expectations in a good way
Anonymous No.150922364 [Report] >>150922368
>>150922252
>gooner
I know you're terminally online anon, but seeing Glep tortured like that is really funny to normal people.
Not everyone has inflation fetish on their minds.
Anonymous No.150922368 [Report] >>150922558
>>150922364
Don't be such a stick in the mud
Anonymous No.150922371 [Report]
alan and glep torture porn episode
Anonymous No.150922374 [Report]
They deserved it and more.
Anonymous No.150922384 [Report]
>>150922316
He breathes through the silly scrotum.
If he wears any pants, he'll die.
Anonymous No.150922403 [Report]
>>150922236
>>150922304
I expect porn of her by tomorrow's morning.
Anonymous No.150922425 [Report] >>150922442
>>150922339
better than the shrimpina ending
Anonymous No.150922442 [Report]
>>150922425
Chris and Mike have a thing for pairing up Lindbeck with the weirdest things
Anonymous No.150922511 [Report] >>150922551 >>150922566 >>150923145 >>150923156 >>150924021 >>150928179
I thought the penis looked delicious
Anonymous No.150922545 [Report]
>>150922289
Yeah that shit is fucking foul smelling they're gonna have to torch the joint.
Anonymous No.150922551 [Report]
>>150922511
Probably my favourite joke of the entire show.
Anonymous No.150922558 [Report]
>>150922368
I'm just being realistic man, come on, not everyone is into inflation.
Anonymous No.150922566 [Report] >>150922622 >>150922858 >>150924276 >>150928715 >>150929120
>>150922511
FUCKING WOKE BULLSHIT
THEY MADE ALLAN GAY
Anonymous No.150922597 [Report] >>150922838
>>150920585
Same. It's an episode where Pim gets dunked on over and over. I'm not a fan of that.
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!lvskrld+4TB No.150922599 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
>What's 1 plus 1? AND DONT FUCKING SAY 2 IT DOESN'T COUNT GIVE ME A REAL FUCKING ANSWER

Shut up, fag.
Anonymous No.150922603 [Report]
Anonymous No.150922615 [Report] >>150923940 >>150924080 >>150925027 >>150925592
https://youtu.be/FjMiXrK1Byc?si=1SKdSbF6QOVQO_5w
Anonymous No.150922619 [Report]
>>150922304
BY THE DECREE OF THE KING I DEMAND NUDES OF THIS WENCH
Anonymous No.150922622 [Report]
>>150922566
don't have to be gay to eat a penis, anon, you'll figure it out
Anonymous No.150922630 [Report] >>150922631 >>150922917
R8 the episode
Anonymous No.150922631 [Report]
>>150922630
delicious/10
Anonymous No.150922672 [Report]
>>150922236
I like that her and the Moleman are very clearly Michael designed characters. Too many people in the show are mostly Zach styled ones
Anonymous No.150922693 [Report]
>>150921972
this one felt more like Zach's typical joke about the weird guy getting the girl. Like the beetle Cory anime bit on OneyPlays. Where the guy does something really absurdly dumb like eating shit and she's just like "No, I don't mind, actually....this might sound crazy but maybe could I... have a bite???"
Anonymous No.150922723 [Report] >>150922805
>>150919936 (OP)
Can't believe they made another episode focused on a /co/ user
Anonymous No.150922805 [Report]
>>150922723
Now /co/ knows my penis is delicious
Αnonymοus No.150922838 [Report]
>>150922597
take this
Anonymous No.150922858 [Report]
>>150922566
He's not gay, he's bi.
Anonymous No.150922917 [Report]
>>150922630
Probably the 2nd weakest episode of the show next to Mr. President.
It heavily reminded of the ATHF episode where most of the "jokes" basically just amounted to "haha dicks he said dick". I didn't think that episode was all too funny and this was even less so.
Anonymous No.150922922 [Report] >>150923169
a photo of Shrimpina appears during Mole Man flashback
Anonymous No.150922927 [Report]
The episode was saved by the Allun joke at the end
Anonymous No.150923003 [Report] >>150923186 >>150923196 >>150923247 >>150923470 >>150923940 >>150928616 >>150928865 >>150928885
WHERE WAS HE
Anonymous No.150923053 [Report] >>150923088
>You'll never have a women look at you the way this one looked at that Mole's penis.
Why even live?
Anonymous No.150923088 [Report]
>>150923053
>Literally when she sees your penis
Anonymous No.150923110 [Report] >>150923168 >>150923182 >>150923190 >>150923197 >>150923287 >>150924066
>>150919936 (OP)
Dunno about the other but Zach always made sexist and racist jokes in the OneyPlays videos (I mean Smiling Friends has some of that, but it is more subtle about it, like how they had their Chicano friend who can't even speak Spanish let alone Portuguese voice the "ARE YOU A TOURIST!" guy), it is telling that the original pitch had a female character as part of the main cast but the final show relegated her to nonspeaking cameos
Anonymous No.150923145 [Report]
>>150922511
Just when you think he's gonna backtrack, he doubles down
Anonymous No.150923156 [Report] >>150924835 >>150924877
>>150922511
Now the question is, is Alan autistic enough to have meant it literally (as in, he wants to literally eat it)?
Anonymous No.150923160 [Report]
I like this episode and agree with its message that people who obsess over media would stop obsessing over media if they were given the chance to have a family.
Anonymous No.150923168 [Report]
>>150923110
This
Anonymous No.150923169 [Report]
>>150922922
Damn, why Shrimpina kinda...
Anonymous No.150923177 [Report]
>>150920161
this is true and was ignored by the thread, ironically enough
Anonymous No.150923182 [Report] >>150925442
>>150923110
I bet she would of been funnier and more of a character than Allan and Glep
Anonymous No.150923186 [Report] >>150924284
>>150923003
you think Pim threatened him after the Silly Samuel incident and now he's too afraid to show up in front of them?
Anonymous No.150923187 [Report] >>150923197
I don't want to alarm you, but there are people on /co/ right now who would unironically prefer that Smiling Friends takes the Rick and Morty route
Anonymous No.150923190 [Report]
>>150923110
Based
Anonymous No.150923196 [Report]
>>150923003
Died of Rectal Trauma
Anonymous No.150923197 [Report] >>150923204 >>150923232 >>150923719 >>150924097
>>150923110
>>150923187
Smiling Friends is fine, but it ain't "early Adult Swim" good
Anonymous No.150923204 [Report]
>>150923197
You can thank Rick and Morty for Adult Swim completely losing its edge
Anonymous No.150923215 [Report]
I liked this episode, I smole
Anonymous No.150923232 [Report] >>150923261 >>150923719
>>150923197
Adult Swim's original early 2001 lineup:
>Space Ghost C2C
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>Harvey Birdman
>Sealab 2021
>Cowboy Bebop
>Home Movies
>The Brak Show
Anonymous No.150923247 [Report]
>>150923003
They got him.
Anonymous No.150923257 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
Because zach knows how the world today is female-centered and vagina-centered, they never get sad or even have reasons to not be smiling
Anonymous No.150923261 [Report]
>>150923232
Based lineup, weakest show would be Brak's
Anonymous No.150923283 [Report]
RELEASE THE PENIS CUT
Anonymous No.150923287 [Report] >>150923388 >>150923481
>>150923110
That's a big Mr. Boss
Anonymous No.150923304 [Report]
>>150920921
Can't believe they fucking killed Glep
Anonymous No.150923388 [Report]
>>150923287
4u
Anonymous No.150923399 [Report] >>150923410 >>150925499
Stuff happens
Anonymous No.150923410 [Report]
>>150923399
These quick establishing shot jokes is legitimately one of my favorite bits.
Anonymous No.150923439 [Report]
>>150922285
Look at the horns and spikes on them, he's clearly kitbashing all of them for a chaos army
Anonymous No.150923470 [Report]
>>150923003
Youtube copyright claims got to him.
Anonymous No.150923481 [Report]
>>150923287
Old people are really big in Cusack's cartoons. They just never stop growing, like lobsters.
Anonymous No.150923553 [Report]
Where were the jokes in this episode.
Anonymous No.150923590 [Report] >>150923695
Where were hype moments and aura in the episode?
Anonymous No.150923596 [Report] >>150923602 >>150923728
Well... that was nothing like what I expected, but hold on a sec. Maybe if I didn't have so many predictions, then I wouldn't have this vague sense of disappointment, but let's get into it. This was the gayest shit ever and I say that with nothing but love in my heart. The whole joke is Mole Man trying to get external validation from other men about his dick, which I would otherwise not find funny, but this somehow made the dick jokes work cuz it felt gay as hell. Pim being ok in saying the dick was nice to save his ass but Charlie refusing to do so even in a dire situation has major undertones lol. Mole Man was very much like Sarah from Gumball to such a degree that she had to have been inspo for this episode, which I personally adore since I love Sarah. Besides that, there was no Charpim anything like we all thought, just general obsessiveness over Pim and Charlie, which was fine, actually. That plotline was actually pretty tight and I liked it despite it not being what I expected. Overall, it felt like light commentary about the fans rather than anything specific, which is probs the tamest angle they could've gone for.
Anonymous No.150923602 [Report] >>150923611 >>150923728 >>150923974
>>150923596
The b-plot of Allan and Glep was fine, but I had a problem with them not considering them Smiling Friends, which is just rude desu. We honestly don't see much of this plotline besides Allan and Glep getting tortured by the children (and Glep inflation for some reason? *shiver*), which is only done to highlight their incompetence. Not sure about that, but it's not the main focus of the episode. The ending tho has me thinking since Mole Man becomes not obsessed anymore when the mother falls in love with him, which I don't mind, but the undertones is that Charpim or SF fans become less obsessed with the characters when they have something else going on in real life, like family or relationships. It's like fans become super invested because we have nothing else going on in our lives. Does anyone else agree with that interpretation?
Anonymous No.150923611 [Report] >>150923728 >>150923974 >>150924799
>>150923602
What singlehandily saved this one from me being fully disappointed in the episode was the last fucking bit of Allan saying that Mole Man's dick was delicious and everyone staring at him in silence until it cuts to credits. Out of everything I expected from this episode, Allan being canonically bisexual was not it, but oh my goddddd, that's some good queer rep right there. Allan's my favorite character and I've always seen myself in him, and us having the same sexuality warms my heart. Hopefully this will continue to be brought up in the show.
Anonymous No.150923638 [Report]
Kinda want to see some of Silly Samuel's scenes redone with Zooble.
Anonymous No.150923695 [Report] >>150924097
>>150923590
>hype moments
Anonymous No.150923707 [Report]
>oh my goddddd, that's some good queer rep right there
Anonymous No.150923719 [Report] >>150923734 >>150923917
>>150923197
>>150923232
Early Adult Swim was kino, now they just spam 4 Bob's Burgers episodes back to back followed by 4 King of The Hill episodes back to back every day
Anonymous No.150923728 [Report]
>>150923611
>>150923602
>>150923596
>>>/Tumblr/
Anonymous No.150923734 [Report]
>>150923719
It's an hour and a half of koth, followed by 1.5-2.5 hours of Bob's and then 10 hours of fg why don't they have American dad on anymore
Anonymous No.150923786 [Report] >>150924253
HIS PENIS LOOKS DELICIOUS
Anonymous No.150923799 [Report] >>150923819
this episode felt kinda weird ngl, and not in the funny way
Anonymous No.150923810 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
Women smile all the time. They fake it of course, but they smile.
Anonymous No.150923813 [Report] >>150923839 >>150923858 >>150930559
Here you go
https://gofile.io/d/4dF2bn
or here
https://files.catbox.moe/6mjdxi.mp4
Anonymous No.150923819 [Report] >>150923833
>>150923799
Mole Man is the definition of a toxic obcessed fan with way too much investment in parasocial internet relationships.

Anon...
Anonymous No.150923833 [Report] >>150923861
>>150923819
ok but what was up with the penis bit
Anonymous No.150923839 [Report] >>150924020
>>150923813
Even when he was younger, his hair gave up on him.
Anonymous No.150923858 [Report]
>>150923813
>moments before disaster
Anonymous No.150923861 [Report] >>150923898
This might be the one episode with the most substance yet. But something bothers me.

Mole man didn't deserve an easy out and learned nothing about his toxic behavior. But I think they'd rather give the message of "stop obsessing about internet things and go get a life, build a family" than kill him.

>>150923833

I thought it looked delicious.

Jokes aside. Same thing with manlets, insecure people that think one bad trait will be enough for people to dislike them, making them avoid all social interactions altogether.
Anonymous No.150923898 [Report] >>150923942 >>150924151 >>150924717 >>150932536
>>150923861
>Same thing with manlets, insecure people that think one bad trait will be enough for people to dislike them, making them avoid all social interactions altogether.
You're confusing fiction with reality again, gramps.
In reality, women willing to look past flaws don't exist. In reality, mole man would be arrested for breaking and entering plus public nudity.
Incels become who they are because they have experienced countless of failures and try to rationalize their failure through statistics.
Anonymous No.150923917 [Report]
>>150923719
You'd think people would get bored of the same episodes being spammed over and over for years, but apparently AS' audience does not
Anonymous No.150923937 [Report] >>150923982 >>150924406
>>150921831
Why does he still hide his penis if he's now no longer ashamed of it?
Bad writing episode, sorry I will have to rate it a 1/5 on letterboxed.
Anonymous No.150923939 [Report]
Anonymous No.150923940 [Report]
>>150923003
>>150922615
Anonymous No.150923942 [Report] >>150923954
>>150923898
>In reality, women willing to look past flaws don't exist.
>>I'd rather believe that over 4 billion of the human population are incapable of empathy than accept the reality that you might have an awful personality and that is why women avoid you.

Most people are average to ugly, and yet, most people have relationships and offspring. Incels are incels because they are more than often awful people.
Anonymous No.150923950 [Report] >>150924117 >>150924120 >>150925569 >>150927499
>>150922252
It's a reference to a TikTok trend when Space Jam 2 came out where people would fill up these LeBron James toys with water
Anonymous No.150923954 [Report] >>150923980 >>150924014 >>150925112
>>150923942
>most people have relationships and offspring
Older generation, sure. Among young adults, however, more than 60% of them are currently single.
Anonymous No.150923971 [Report]
>>150920541
>>150920585
She was. The little floating faries came to the office, blaired a loud horn in Charlie's ear after he stated the setup for his headache and announced they needed them for the princess.
>>150919936 (OP)
So that said, 2 clients out of 2.25 seasons have been male. I think it speaks to the male lonliness epidemic. I also think it's ironic that domestic dofficulties like the mom are in the SF skillset yet Pim's family is the way it is.
Anonymous No.150923974 [Report] >>150925122
>>150923602
>>150923611
Allen and Glep not being considered smiling friends is a total retcon since they mentioned getting a 'fifth smiling friend' several times before.
Anonymous No.150923980 [Report] >>150923991
>>150923954
Have you tried going outside?
Regulary attend social enviroments?
getting a job?

Spilling tabloid internet statistics does not reflect reality; it just reinforces your beliefs.
Anonymous No.150923982 [Report]
>>150923937
force of habit
i really hope his penis has been drawn already and it looks as delicious as Alan said it does
Anonymous No.150923991 [Report]
>>150923980
>statistics aren't real because they invalidate my feelings
But, sure, in your bubble of reality all young adult men currently struggling to get a girlfriend are simply NEETs living in their parents' basements.
Anonymous No.150924014 [Report] >>150924039
>>150923954
>Among young adults, however, more than 60% of them are currently single.
This is retarded lying
Swedish Karolinska Institue has studied data from UK and Australia and in those countries only 1% of men and women have never had sex in their life
Incel losers are such a small minority that they will never matter and most people have sex and relationships all the time
>AH BUT I SAID SINGLE
Prove it frowning cuck
Anonymous No.150924020 [Report]
>>150923839
oh fuck that isn't a toupee he's wearing, it's part of his hair that separated from the rest and retained its color while the rest grayed with age
Anonymous No.150924021 [Report]
>>150922511
>Charlie asking what
>he just repeats himself
I audibly kek'd. Genuinely fucking funny episode.
Anonymous No.150924033 [Report] >>150924075 >>150924360
>are simply NEETs living in their parents' basements.
No, in my "bubble of reality", incel-type men are usually people with bad personalities and poor social intelligence that would rather think there is a conspiracy against them breeding than fix themselves.

The fact young men are having less sex/relationships is just the result of multiple other factors. Just like real estate ownership or declining birthrates in first world countries.
Anonymous No.150924039 [Report] >>150924050 >>150924130
>>150924014
>Swedish Karolinska Institue has studied data from UK and Australia and in those countries only 1% of men and women have never had sex in their life
Please see pic related. I said "young adults" for a reason, anon.
Furthermore, you can still be an incel if you've had sex once in your life.
Anonymous No.150924043 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
NG girls are dime a dozen anon
They could probably use Rina-chan for something funny for the inevitable Cory episode
Anonymous No.150924047 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
Women aren't funny.
Anonymous No.150924050 [Report] >>150924058 >>150924130
>>150924039
Australia data included people as young as 18
>Furthermore
Furthermore you have no proofs
>you can still be an incel if you've had sex once in your life.
See pic
Anonymous No.150924058 [Report] >>150924073
>>150924050
>Australia data included people as young as 18
How many, anon? How many people? Go on, make a fool out of yourself. I'm waiting. Tell us what the number is.
Anonymous No.150924066 [Report]
>>150923110
Holy shit, it's me green cube!
Anonymous No.150924073 [Report] >>150924156
>>150924058
>How many, anon?
13 500
Now show me a study with more people than that which proves that everyone is as much of a loser as you
Anonymous No.150924075 [Report] >>150924153
>>150924033
>that would rather think there is a conspiracy against them
Are you implying that statistics are a conspiracy? If not, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
>The fact young men are having less sex/relationships is just the result of multiple other factors
I'm curious why you said "other factors". Could it be you're having a discussion with a strawman in your instead of what has been actually stated?
If not, I'd LOVE for you to point out where I named factors behind incels being incels.
Anonymous No.150924080 [Report]
>>150922615
>he wasn't in the episode
How will I know if I watched a cool cartoon on the internet of the cool autistic gamer 774 doesn't let me know?
Anonymous No.150924097 [Report]
>>150923197
The hot topic logo makes this poster kinda gay, it'd be perfect otherwise
>>150923695
This joke felt weaker than the normal SF bits, kinda cringe
Anonymous No.150924117 [Report]
>>150923950
>And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo!
Anonymous No.150924120 [Report]
>>150923950
Not just space jam.There was a dude who'd get as many of these sorts of toys as possible and inflate them with water then pop them. It was around the same time the funny gorilla stress toy came out where you slammed it into the floor and had a flat top head.
The Glep one is 100% a direct reference to one of the videos like this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IUUUwuuDlVE
Anonymous No.150924130 [Report] >>150924163
>>150924050
>>150924039
Reminder the AU is enforcing digital ID uploads for age verification like the UK's OSA is now.
Anonymous No.150924139 [Report] >>150926861
>>150919936 (OP)
>check reactions of each episode
>every single one has "this is the best one yet"
>every single one has "this is the weakest episode of the entire series"
I think it's pretty incredible how many different senses of humor the show has managed to appeal to for this many arguments over how good each episode is.
This one made me laugh a few times like the other two episodes.
Anonymous No.150924151 [Report]
>>150923898
Way to prove his point, retard
Anonymous No.150924153 [Report] >>150924187 >>150924580 >>150924957
>>150924075
>Are you implying that statistics are a conspiracy?

The thing with statistics is how you read them; they are just raw data. If you think they are absolute, you are a fool.

>I'm curious why you said "other factors".
The Internet for one. People are replacing real-life interactions with virtual ones, especially young people who should be developing their social skills in the real world, but this precious window of time has been hijacked by social media. Arrested development and warping their notion of relationships.
Anonymous No.150924155 [Report]
Anonymous No.150924156 [Report] >>150924162 >>150924580
>>150924073
...do you not understand? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t.
Imagine you’re trying to find out how many people eat peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast in the land of Jellonia.
You survey 2.500 people and discover that only 30% of them do. But you wish that number were higher. So, you conduct another survey in the land of Peanutbutteria, where 95% of people eat peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast.
You combine the two surveys and, wow! The overall percentage suddenly looks much higher!

Now tell me: is this an accurate way to measure how many people in Jellonia eat peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast?
Anonymous No.150924162 [Report]
>>150924156
So you dont have a study with more than 13 500 people?
Anonymous No.150924163 [Report]
>>150924130
It's not just Australia, it's the entire fucking world. The EU has been cooking up the same thing these past few years.
The UK just tried to implement it without an underlying structure to actually enforce it.
Anonymous No.150924173 [Report]
This season started weak but each new episode has been better than the previous one, honestly, I think moleman will be the peak of this season though.
Anonymous No.150924187 [Report] >>150924349 >>150924580
>>150924153
>The thing with statistics is how you read them; they are just raw data. If you think they are absolute, you are a fool.
So you're saying the statistics are a conspiracy. Got it!
Well if that's the case, there's not really any point in continuing this conversation. Can't really discuss reality with a madman.
Anonymous No.150924191 [Report] >>150925952
>>150920003
Most of the clients are a funny character that spends most of the episode making a fool of themselves, the princess doesn't appear until the end and isn't funny.
Anonymous No.150924195 [Report] >>150924203
What is everyone's thoughts on the show being confirmed to be on air through season 5? Do you think they can keep the quality up for the next couple seasons? should it end at 5? continue past that?
Anonymous No.150924201 [Report] >>150924295 >>150927282
>>150920186
Wtf is this?
Anonymous No.150924203 [Report] >>150924217
>>150924195
>What is everyone's thoughts on the show being confirmed to be on air through season 5?
this cant be true
Anonymous No.150924217 [Report] >>150924437
>>150924203
Anonymous No.150924234 [Report]
This episode has opened my eyes to the fact that there is a lot of mole men in these threads.
Anonymous No.150924253 [Report]
>>150923786
kek
Anonymous No.150924258 [Report] >>150924549
>No female clients
>No minority clients
>No minority voice actors
Anonymous No.150924274 [Report]
>>150919953
Damn right
Anonymous No.150924276 [Report]
>>150922566
This but unironically
Anonymous No.150924284 [Report]
>>150923186
Well, he's autistic after all so he probably took Pim being mean to him way too hard.
Anonymous No.150924293 [Report] >>150924310 >>150924323 >>150924372 >>150924566 >>150924619 >>150924626 >>150925021 >>150925037 >>150927413 >>150927872 >>150929883
>/co/ is calling moleman the best episode so far
>twitter is calling it the worst

Who is right?
Anonymous No.150924295 [Report] >>150930772
>>150924201
a cool cartoon clip of the cool autistic gamer 774. subscribe for more, and hit a liked if you liked it. thank you
Anonymous No.150924300 [Report]
>Desmond's mom in the first episode is actually the client, she calls to Smiling Friends
>Princess is a client, she sends her butterfly critters to Smiling Friends
>Shrimp is enough of a pussy to be counted as a woman
Literally 3 female-ish clients
Anonymous No.150924306 [Report] >>150924329 >>150928782
Isn't the way moleman smiles after getting a family the same way the cool autistic gamer drew charlie smiling after hearing his name back in the early days of the channel?
Anonymous No.150924310 [Report] >>150924588
>>150924293
I thought it was funny and my opinion is the only one that matters therefore it was a good episode
Anonymous No.150924323 [Report]
>>150924293
/b/ is right
Anonymous No.150924329 [Report] >>150928782 >>150930357
>>150924306
What does it mean?
Anonymous No.150924331 [Report] >>150924349 >>150924580 >>150924880
>So you're saying the statistics are a conspiracy. Got it!
No, they are averages, dumbass.

I present to you Robert McNamara.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McNamara_fallacy

You can't be absolute about real-life events just by looking at numbers. This man sent thousands of disabled, low IQ morons to the vietnam war because "statistically" it wouldn't be so bad. Turns out US troops suffered much higher casualty rates because these cannon fodder humans were completely useless in combat, making it worse for everyone else.
Anonymous No.150924332 [Report]
>>150920198
Anyone who starts a sentence like that has some sort of mental illness. It's bait though.
Anonymous No.150924346 [Report]
>meta episode about their fans and how they don't know what they're doing
yeah this show is cooked
Anonymous No.150924349 [Report]
>>150924187
forgot to quote >>150924331
Anonymous No.150924360 [Report]
>>150924033
I think the fallacy stems from conflating men who struggle to find girlfriends and incels. The two are not one and the same. A lot of men have otherwise normal lives but are either checked out of dating or struggle to find a strong LTR. A lot of women do too.
Anonymous No.150924372 [Report]
>>150924293
It was the first episode this season to actually make me laugh out loud, for whatever that's worth
Anonymous No.150924399 [Report]
His penis was disgusting
Anonymous No.150924406 [Report]
>>150923937
he doesn't want to expose himself around his new children
Anonymous No.150924434 [Report] >>150924444 >>150924596 >>150924602
so why didnt anyone tell mole man to wear pants
Anonymous No.150924437 [Report] >>150924546
>>150924217
Is it normal for penises to be this small?
Anonymous No.150924444 [Report]
>>150924434
because erm it'd be rude erm
Anonymous No.150924453 [Report]
>>150922360
That's just subverting expectations for the sake of subverting expectations. I would've preferred the ending be that the moleman is her ex honestly
Anonymous No.150924546 [Report]
>>150924437
Oh jeez I sure hope so (blushes shyly)
Anonymous No.150924549 [Report]
>>150924258
In a world where blue, pink and yellow people exist how do you categorize minority?
Anonymous No.150924566 [Report]
>>150924293
It was funny but 1 note, so if you liked the obsessive insecure chud (traditional definition) schtick you'd be pleased.
I actually thought the B plot was funnier but the scampering moleman and the scampering children running at Mr. Frog speed will never not amuse me.
Anonymous No.150924580 [Report]
>>150924331
>>150924187
>>150924156
>>150924153
>>>/pol/
Anonymous No.150924588 [Report]
>>150924310
I love this frame
Anonymous No.150924596 [Report]
>>150924434
I think that is the joke.
Anonymous No.150924602 [Report]
>>150924434
Last time they tried that idea was with Silly Samuel and they probably thought such a recommendation would be a gamble.
Zach, Michael, you can have that one for free.
Anonymous No.150924619 [Report] >>150932564
>>150924293
Zach's fucking Jesse Ventura impression is too good.

Season has been solid but 2 is still the best overall I think so far.
Anonymous No.150924626 [Report]
>>150924293
twitter don't like it because it's making fun of retarded fandoms that live vicariously through their stupid cartoons for babies
Anonymous No.150924664 [Report] >>150924673
Why did Allan job so hard in this ep?
Anonymous No.150924673 [Report] >>150924682 >>150929967
>>150924664
Because hes not a smiling friend.
Anonymous No.150924682 [Report]
>>150924673
I guess he would've done better if he was given an office task or something like in his allan adventure
Anonymous No.150924697 [Report]
>>150921569
The boss had to die to go to Hell and survey his new property
Anonymous No.150924715 [Report] >>150924761
>>150922277
This is gonna be as close as they will ever get to acknowledging oneyplays fans
Anonymous No.150924717 [Report]
>>150923898
>women willing to look past flaws don't exist
kek, stop thinking everyone is loser just because you are one
Anonymous No.150924743 [Report] >>150932590
>Charlie considers Alan and Glep Smiling Friends (if entertaining Jambo as 5th SF material)
>announcer breaking the 4th wall called Smormu the potential 5th Smiling Friend
>Alan and Glep are employees of Smiling Friends, Alan must be more than just hourly housekeeping as he has a 401k with the company
Maybe it's like a distinction of job title vs defacto title by working for a company. Wait, SF is a charity, a non profit. I wonder if that affects any of this.
Anonymous No.150924761 [Report]
>>150924715
I feel like Doug Walker and the CWC reference do that too.
Anonymous No.150924778 [Report] >>150924802
>>150922236
That’s Veronica WTF haha
Anonymous No.150924787 [Report] >>150924865
The Boss doesn't really consider Allan and Glep Smiling Friends because Charlie and Pim are his favorites.
Anonymous No.150924799 [Report]
>>150923611
He meant it literally though.
Anonymous No.150924802 [Report]
>>150924778
She wishes she had that figure instead of a 12 year old boy's
Anonymous No.150924835 [Report]
>>150923156
that's the impression i got
Anonymous No.150924865 [Report] >>150924903 >>150924908 >>150924931
>>150924787
The Boss gave Alan a little version of him. Alan really does gove the job his all, he's just autistic and impatient. I notice that Glep isn't just shown to be lazy but also rude and curt. I think the boss knows that Alan and Glep are not great people persons and that's why they're better suited to home base operations. Like Charlie might look like a piece of work but he has a way better bedside manner than Alan or Glep. In fact Boss might see Charlie as the perfect foil to Pim while still respecting his desire to make people smile. If you count Desmond's first scene as Charlie saying "look, Pim, that man has a gun to his head, I don't think we should fuck around and test fate here" Charlie actually has a good hustle and desir eto help people. He gave good efforts with Shrimp and Daniel, he accepted and followed through with Salty's murder and the Enchanted Forest trek. He even jumped at the bit to say he could help Satan smile. I think he's rough around the edges but Charlie is decent as a Smiling Friend, and I think the Boss sees that too. Or the Boss' entire operation is hinging on threads, could be both.
Anonymous No.150924877 [Report]
>>150923156
>hahaha, nom.
>hahaha, nom.
>hahaha, nom.
Is Charlie's nose phallic would you say?
Anonymous No.150924880 [Report] >>150924908
>>150924331
>just by looking at numbers
No one is looking at just the numbers, nor did anyone say they are looking at just the numbers.
Anonymous No.150924903 [Report]
>>150924865
This. The boss may look and sound insane, but he's a very good manager who knows exactly which jobs to give to which people.
Anonymous No.150924908 [Report] >>150924932
>>150924865
Charlie is a realist, Pim is an optimist.

>>150924880
No, the guy was using only statistics as basis for his argument.
Anonymous No.150924931 [Report]
>>150924865
>The Boss gave Alan a little version of him
and Allan rejected it. This could play a role in his decreased favor with the Boss and the title of "Smiling Friend" being taken away from him
Anonymous No.150924932 [Report] >>150924957
>>150924908
>No, the guy was using only statistics as basis for his argument.
Are the statistics wrong, though? 63% of 18 to 35 year-olds guys are single.
Anonymous No.150924946 [Report] >>150924961 >>150925010 >>150925320
>Erica Lindbeck
Anonymous No.150924957 [Report] >>150925128
>>150924932
Read again >>150924153
The point is not disputing the fact of the data, but how you read it and use this information.
Anonymous No.150924961 [Report] >>150925036
>>150924946
Can't like Lindbeck anymore, fat bitch is a whore and all around piece of shit. Her voice is the only redeeming thing about her and it's fucking tainted.
Anonymous No.150924986 [Report] >>150929671 >>150929687
>just two women is enough to voice practically all of the female characters in Smiling Friends
Anonymous No.150924991 [Report] >>150925003 >>150930425
Zak's art style is hideous in a completely unendearing way and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise.
Anonymous No.150925003 [Report] >>150925026
>>150924991
>Zak
Anonymous No.150925009 [Report]
>>150922236
Sorry bro but she belongs to BMC
BIG MOLEMAN COCK
Anonymous No.150925010 [Report]
>>150924946
For me it's Monica Franco
Anonymous No.150925017 [Report]
>thanks, kind stranger
Wow, mole man is a redditor?
Anonymous No.150925021 [Report] >>150930007
>>150924293
twitter is mad because they said "penis" repeatedly
Anonymous No.150925022 [Report] >>150925339 >>150927481 >>150928059 >>150930315
I've got one.
Guys are funnier than girls in this particular role specifically because we're conditioned to think of them that way.
The role of the average client is usually a comedic whipping boy whose misery we're meant to have a giggle at. With girls, you run into not only the issue of "that's sexist" but also the old school chivalry norms, that is to say, we're conditioned towards infantilizing women and the idea of simply seeing one going through something as some cue to rush to her aid and help her because that's what a gentleman does. Because of this, a female character often has to be portrayed as a more active bitch before you see her get the squidward treatment, at which point a lot of the audience doesn't wanna see things working out for her in the end
Anonymous No.150925026 [Report]
>>150925003
Alright, Zach's art style is hideous in a completely unendearing way and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise. Do you feel like you won?
Anonymous No.150925027 [Report] >>150925535 >>150925582
>>150922615
why were they so pissed off? what did they do to the cool autistic gamer 774?
Anonymous No.150925036 [Report] >>150925044 >>150925191
>>150924961
>fat
Not calling her a supermodel but it’s well distributed
Anonymous No.150925037 [Report]
>>150924293
>twitter is....
WHO
FUCKING
CARES
Anonymous No.150925043 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
This was maybe the most bizarre episode yet
Anonymous No.150925044 [Report] >>150925957
>>150925036
Alright look here fat
Anonymous No.150925057 [Report]
As always my response to the episode was "that sucked" but I laughed anyway, which is what I assume they were going for so it's all good. The Aqua Teen effect.
Anonymous No.150925078 [Report]
This episode was the most
>Zach bit from oneyplays
The show got.
>What if, what if there was an underground moleman, in your office, Tomar, and he was obsessed with you. And he kidnapped you, and he tried to make weird hypotheticals while constantly covering his penis with one hand, what would you do
>Uh, I don't know, ask him to stop?
Anonymous No.150925080 [Report] >>150925104 >>150925114 >>150925140 >>150925359 >>150925385 >>150926558 >>150928030 >>150928070
So alan saying the penis looked delicious was twitter/tumblr bait right? People on twitter are unironically discussing alan's sexuality.
Anonymous No.150925104 [Report]
>>150925080
>the penis looked delicious was twitter/tumblr bait right?
No that's just an iconic Zach joke
Anonymous No.150925112 [Report] >>150925128
>>150923954
You know that's manipulated data, right?
Anonymous No.150925114 [Report] >>150925140
>>150925080
I think Alan is just autistic, I expect that moment to never come back up. If you remember when Alan was munching on Charlie's nose perhaps he just eats that sort of shaped objects
Anonymous No.150925122 [Report] >>150925216
>>150923974
Charlie considers Allen and Glep to be Smiling Friends but Mr. Boss doesn't. Mr. Boss didn't even know that Allen worked the Gwimbly case.
Anonymous No.150925128 [Report] >>150925155 >>150928005
>>150924957
But you're neither saying that the statistics are wrong or that they are used wrong in that post.
If they are wrong or used wrong, please do show how. Just saying that something is, does not make it so.
>>150925112
Please do show how the data is manipulated.
Anonymous No.150925140 [Report]
>>150925080
Alan is the closest thing the show has to a tumblr sexy man and Zach/Michael know it so I wouldn't put it past them to do it just to fuck with retards who do Smiling Friends shipping.
Alans also just a fucking weirdo like >>150925114 said.
Anonymous No.150925155 [Report] >>150925299
>>150925128
No, I'm saying you can't use only statistics to base reality. Statistics are a slice, not the whole truth.
Anonymous No.150925159 [Report]
>>150919953
Pussy
Anonymous No.150925191 [Report]
>>150925036
I'd say 'plus-sized' is the more appropriate term
Anonymous No.150925196 [Report]
Anonymous No.150925216 [Report]
>>150925122
I think Mr. Boss just understands Alan and Glep are borderline antisocial and probably can't actually make people smile very well. They seem to go out sometimes for assignments but I wouldn't expect them to actually make people smile
Anonymous No.150925224 [Report] >>150925255 >>150925277
Did anyone else get turned on when she said how much she liked his penis
Anonymous No.150925254 [Report] >>150925761
>>150919953
you are being incredibly sexist right now!
Anonymous No.150925255 [Report]
>>150925224
Alan....
Anonymous No.150925277 [Report]
>>150925224
Yes, but that's probably just my brain urging me to get into a relationship with any women who shows any amount of interest because it's been more than a decade since I last hugged a woman.
Anonymous No.150925299 [Report] >>150925465
>>150925155
>you can't use only statistics to base reality
You're right! This is why we should also stop discouraging the usage of raw milk, allow underage smoking, and remove airport security!
After all, the statistics leading to those measures were only a slice, not the whole truth.
Anonymous No.150925320 [Report] >>150925388
>>150924946
>cutest SF voice is also Warioware's Ashley
I dont know how to feel about this
Anonymous No.150925336 [Report] >>150925388 >>150925416 >>150925880
>>150919953
it's funny because SF is my gf's favorite cartoon
Anonymous No.150925339 [Report] >>150925380
>>150925022
Whos fault is it that a girl makes you distracted that she's a girl? Like that's the real reason people say "women aren't funny", when it's a man you don't think about and are distracted by his gender, but for a girl it's different.
Anonymous No.150925359 [Report] >>150925384
>>150925080
I know Oneyplays has been brought up here a lot today but imagine an Oneyplays hypothetical/ role play, that line fits in perfectly there. No, I think it's just newgrounds edgy fuckery but it's "safer" because shocking (gay) is applauded and not seen as icky by normies or Californians.
Anonymous No.150925380 [Report] >>150925409
>>150925339
>that's the real reason people say "women aren't funny"
No, it's mostly because most women aren't very logical and you can't make good jokes using just emotion.
Anonymous No.150925384 [Report]
>>150925359
>fits in perfectly there.
Anon I'm sure Zach said that exact line on oneyplays.
Anonymous No.150925385 [Report] >>150925402
>>150925080
He doesn't have to be gay to find a nice cock delicious
Anonymous No.150925388 [Report] >>150925416
>>150925336
My gf loves Charlie, she's into fat lazy unhealthy types. Yes, I know what that means. We also talk like Mr. Frog or do Cusacks "yay!" >>150925320
to each other sometimes.
Anonymous No.150925394 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
Seriously though, this show is about getting men out of the blackpill mentality and I love it for that because no one is tackling male issues in media these days.
>But what about the princess?
That episode was literally about Pim getting jealous of Charlie's success and them reconciling, another male issue.
Anonymous No.150925402 [Report]
>>150925385
>He doesn't have to be gay to find a nice cock delicious
Anonymous No.150925409 [Report]
>>150925380
I disagree with both statements, but I'll particularly argue that most standup buts use weak or swept-under-the-rug logic and relies more on emotional response for the setup and jumps back into maybe one logical connection for the punchline.
Anonymous No.150925416 [Report] >>150925503
>>150925336
>>150925388
no one cares about the trannies you call "girl"friend
Anonymous No.150925442 [Report]
>>150923182
>would of
Anonymous No.150925465 [Report] >>150925475 >>150925529
>>150925299
Seriously, anon? full extreme?
Let's put this way; Statistics are a slice of the whole truth, but not all slices are created equal.
Anonymous No.150925475 [Report] >>150925496
>>150925465
>but not all slices are created equal.
Then it's a good thing that slices are a representative of their whole!
Anonymous No.150925496 [Report] >>150925507
>>150925475
yeah, anon. some will be right in the money, others is like looking at an elephant upclose and aren't enough to understand the full picture
Anonymous No.150925499 [Report] >>150925531
>>150923399
>Mfw I (falsely) think nothing bad could ever happen to me.
Anonymous No.150925503 [Report]
>>150925416
>t. Shrimp
You can't even help it, you was born like that. You was born like that.
Anonymous No.150925507 [Report] >>150925517 >>150925523
>>150925496
But if the elephant is blind, how can the equal parts be put together by humans without fingers to grasp them?
Anonymous No.150925517 [Report]
>>150925507
man, i have to work, see you later
Anonymous No.150925523 [Report]
>>150925507
Anonymous No.150925529 [Report]
>>150925465
Anonymous No.150925531 [Report] >>150925777
>>150925499
This is a critter and not just some animal right?
Anonymous No.150925535 [Report]
>>150925027
Pim told him to fuck off a few episodes back because tried to do his bit after a version of the smiling friends office with the autistic gamer's face killed a bunch of people.
Anonymous No.150925553 [Report]
>>150922252
you're a fucking idiot if you think someone unironically made this as goon material.
inflation is next to feet and farts in the normiesphere as "Haha bro isn't it so weird someone is into this" as was instead just done as a joke.
reddit seems more your speed.
Anonymous No.150925569 [Report]
>>150923950
>Space Jam 2 came out
That never actually happened. Stop lying
Anonymous No.150925578 [Report] >>150925620 >>150927994
Do you guys think Shrimp and president Shrimp are meant to be the same character? Also, when do you think president Shrimp would've been in office? Did he succeed president peanut, or was he in power prior to president Pinhead?
I think they've got a mix of both real and fake presidents that they've mentioned + one althist one with Ross Perrot
Anonymous No.150925582 [Report]
>>150925027
Charlie was defending the cool autistic gamer so he was irritated with Pim.
Anonymous No.150925592 [Report]
>>150922615
those voices are dead on, what the fuck
Anonymous No.150925615 [Report] >>150925636 >>150925672 >>150926593 >>150927813
>>150919936 (OP)
This show is primarily voiced by 3 dude bros, and some guest appearances.
It's fair to assume no voice actress wants to taint their resume with this show.
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!lvskrld+4TB No.150925620 [Report] >>150925651
>>150925578
Shrimp is just a common name for shrimp critters.
Anonymous No.150925636 [Report] >>150925839
>>150925615
>no voice actress wants to taint their resume with a successful show that most people like
?
Anonymous No.150925651 [Report]
>>150925620
If it were anyone else I'd be inclined to agree with you, but we're also talking about people obsessed with worms and meep
Anonymous No.150925660 [Report] >>150925763
>>150919936 (OP)
The whole
>"CHARLIE, YOU ARE BEING PHSYCOLOGICALLY MANIPULATED"
Has been stuck inside my head all day
Anonymous No.150925672 [Report] >>150929579
>>150925615
They literally got corralled by the network because they were trying to pull so much outside talent for the guest voices. CWC being in hit water over fucking his mom isn't the only reason they couldn't get him, and iirc they wanted to bring in Doug Walker or some S2 guest in earlier.
Anonymous No.150925687 [Report]
I am so happy Charlie drew the line at talking about the moleman's penis in a coercive way. Bro stands on principle.
Anonymous No.150925731 [Report] >>150925757
>Zach brought back the Jesse Ventura voice from sleepycast
>Just straight up mocking his dumb hypotheticals
It's an instant win for me
Anonymous No.150925755 [Report] >>150925764 >>150930645
>>150919936 (OP)
The creators of this show don't know how to pleasure women.
Anonymous No.150925757 [Report]
>>150925731
There are very little "legit" people in wrestling. Most of them a carnies looking for the next paycheck. The few that are actually decent people are actually pretty cool, but they are rare.
Anonymous No.150925761 [Report]
>>150925254
sharty lost btw
Anonymous No.150925763 [Report] >>150926679
>>150925660
Who knew Jesse Ventura was so reliable.
Anonymous No.150925764 [Report]
>>150925755
A zesty australian and the embodiment of the nasally nerd voice don't know how to please a woman? Color me shocked.
Anonymous No.150925777 [Report] >>150925911
>>150925531
>guys did you notice this is that a critter or an animal or perhaps an alien or is it more like a mr frog animal skin wearing demon type hybrid what do you guys think of the implications of this??
It's a massive hawk for a dumb 7 frame gag to make you jump on your seat. Stop with the species circlejerk and lorebuilding off of some throwaway line in the DVD commentary and obsessing over the most trivial details. IT'S A RANDOM HAWK. IT MEANS NOTHING.
Anonymous No.150925839 [Report] >>150925990 >>150930524 >>150930711
>>150925636
This show is very much a Newgrounds project, and actresses know half of those are very full of porn.
Anonymous No.150925880 [Report] >>150927864
>>150925336
Women prefer male characters in tv shows
Anonymous No.150925911 [Report]
>>150925777
>IT MEANS NOTHING.
I will see you in 6 years when it turns out that "hawk" was a critter serial killer all along
Anonymous No.150925952 [Report]
>>150924191
Women aren't funny in that way unless they tryhard. She's still the client.
Anonymous No.150925957 [Report] >>150925995
>>150925044
Well, then, you have something in common.
Anonymous No.150925990 [Report]
>>150925839
>a Newgrounds project
You know people can post on a website once, and then go do something different down the line, right?
Anonymous No.150925995 [Report]
>>150925957
Ok fat look at this fat, alright fat
Anonymous No.150926223 [Report]
>>150919953
That's it
Anonymous No.150926356 [Report]
As far as the psychological profile of an incel the moleman has failed horribly.
The issue is never actually getting validation for your cock/looks/et cetera. It's refusing to even put yourself in a situation where a flaw could be brought up.

>Why yes, I'm not perfect, therefore i will willing isolate myself from reality and grow as bitter and spiteful as my little heart can accomodate for.
Anonymous No.150926403 [Report] >>150926482
>>150919936 (OP)
Time to write a vore fic with her as the client
Anonymous No.150926482 [Report]
>>150926403
show has too much vore
Anonymous No.150926513 [Report] >>150927171
>hairless isolated freak with a self admitted weird penis who is bitter about being excluded from your friend group

how many of you picked up on the fact it was 1000% a reference to him?

not to mention the LITERAL reference to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp7-Ump5l-o
Anonymous No.150926527 [Report]
Anonymous No.150926558 [Report] >>150926604
>>150925080
i hate to explain the joke, but they were going down the line, character by character, saying increasingly nice things about molemans penis, with the last being the most absurd and unexpected. it was just funny, not gay bait lmao
Anonymous No.150926565 [Report] >>150926680
>we didn't get to see the penis
Anonymous No.150926593 [Report]
>>150925615
there are women in the show, i.e. voice actresses? ? ?
Anonymous No.150926604 [Report]
>>150926558
>it was just funny, not gay bait lmao
It's both
Anonymous No.150926667 [Report] >>150926686 >>150926688 >>150926700 >>150926729 >>150928007
My ranking so far is:

Mole man > Silly Samuel > Mr Frog

What's (You)r ranking so far /co/?
Anonymous No.150926679 [Report]
>>150925763
You know... he kinda did help charlie at the end
Anonymous No.150926680 [Report]
>>150926565
I got my fill of Weird Willies from the Silly Samuel episode
Anonymous No.150926686 [Report]
>>150926667
That's my ranking too
Anonymous No.150926688 [Report]
>>150926667
mole man > mr frog > silly samuel
but they're all pretty good
Anonymous No.150926697 [Report]
Desperately /r/ing a gif or webm of Moleman slapping his crotch
Anonymous No.150926700 [Report]
>>150926667
1. Mr. Frog
2. Mole Man
3. Silly Samuel
Anonymous No.150926708 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
Women just aren't funny.
Anonymous No.150926729 [Report]
>>150926667
I'm still not sure how I feel about the Tears of Mr. Frog. It was enjoyable and its one of those episodes that has many lovley things crammed in for rewatches. I will say it feels like a shitpost and unserious, but one can kinda gleam Mr. Frog as a parody of celebrities that just have it all in lofe and simultaneously keep reaching higher but also don't really do anything. Mr Frog is the strongest, fastest, the most succesful, and simultaneously is also the one who eats the bug of knowledge. Fuck him, I'm quite jealous.
Anonymous No.150926779 [Report] >>150926806 >>150926814 >>150926818
I hate to admit it but as someone who has never been into inflation, that glep scene did do something to me, the little feet wiggles, the shiny body, the way glep’s eyes look up near the end of it
Anonymous No.150926806 [Report] >>150926834 >>150926923 >>150926952
>>150926779
Anonymous No.150926814 [Report]
>>150926779
That shit looked like actual torture.
Anonymous No.150926818 [Report]
>>150926779
The helpessness is kinds cool. Being essentially incapacitated and overwhelmed with excessive something is a fond feeling of mine.
Anonymous No.150926834 [Report] >>150932637
>>150926806
So the three kids: one was Tommy from Rugrats, the other was Bart, but who was the girl supposed to be? I don't get the reference.
Anonymous No.150926861 [Report]
>>150924139
>>every single one has "this is the best one yet"
I don't know how anyone who isn't a clingy fandom type can say this about any episode from this season and mean it sincerely. They're all pretty weak
Anonymous No.150926923 [Report] >>150926955
>>150926806
there is nothing inherently sexual about this. your brains are just poisoned. if tom and jerry came out today you guys would be like
>OMG I WISH THAT WAS ME GETTING CRUSHED BY A BABY GRAND PIANO
Anonymous No.150926952 [Report]
>>150926806
Is he OK?
Anonymous No.150926955 [Report]
>>150926923
>there is nothing inherently sexual about this.
Yes there is
Anonymous No.150926991 [Report] >>150927094 >>150927135 >>150927448 >>150927585 >>150930089 >>150930116
Anyone else feel this season 3 has a mean-spirited undertone so far? Like the core of every episode is deep negativity and suffering. Of course seasons 1 and 2 had similar elements but the vibe is off this time around, Silly Sam and mole man are not likeable assholes like James or Professor Psychotic were, they are just unpleasant to watch
Anonymous No.150926996 [Report]
I like the detail of them hugging tighter when during his smile and music sting.
Anonymous No.150927022 [Report]
>Its a David Firth voices an unsightly creature that ends up with a beautiful woman episode
Anonymous No.150927039 [Report] >>150927119
I think the moral of the story is that if I go out and randomly show my penis to girls one of them will eventually want to marry me.
Anonymous No.150927094 [Report]
>>150926991
Psychotic is only likable, ironically, becuase he's so silly. He's one of those autists who can't understand what a burden he is and takes his cozy situation for granted and in general is entitled in life.
Samuel had an anger problem, that's all it is. Yeah he wants to be taken seriously but at no point had we seen him do anything that would give him above baseline human respect. Yeah, there is a baseline respect that one should have when living and minding their own buisness, but Samuel hit himself and screamed pretty quickley when stressors hit him. He didn't overreact to the Willies pulling his arm but breaking down in the doctor's office (I think the clock hittin doc's eye was involuntarily, I'm only talking about him lashing out) was wholly uncalled for. Maybe a better example is Gwinmbly, who was good natured and polite to everything except the CEO. I'm not saying he acted mature to the CEO but his emotional response was at least predicted on how the company treated him prior, versus Samuel who was just blinded with rage and lumped the entire world into the category of making fun of him.
Anonymous No.150927119 [Report]
>>150927039
If it's delicious
Anonymous No.150927123 [Report] >>150930244
>HI! You just watched a cool cartoon clip of the cool autistic gamer 774. subscribe for more and hit a liked if you liked it.
Anonymous No.150927135 [Report]
>>150926991
If you can't understand why Silly Samuel acted the way that he did then you lack empathy.
Anonymous No.150927171 [Report] >>150927284 >>150930826
>>150926513
>not to mention the LITERAL reference to this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp7-Ump5l-o [Embed]
Max isn't parasocially aping the bit, he's parodying it. He was also several years ahead of the curve in pointing out how stupid it is and appropriately targeted the creator, not the fanbase.

Moleman's character is poking fun at people who not only worship Zach style hypotheticals as the golden standard of comedy, but obnoxiously seek validation by harassing the guys at cons and in public with the thousandth variation of a stale unoriginal hypothetical they came up with to please their let's play idol. He wants to kill that joke so bad.
Anonymous No.150927218 [Report]
Anonymous No.150927282 [Report]
>>150924201
A Youtuber who uploads Smiling Friends clips with himself inserted into them. It's generally believed that it's either Zach or Michael themselves who are doing it as a bit.
Anonymous No.150927284 [Report] >>150927357
>>150927171
I don't really agree with him or you. I don't think Zach sees his sycophantic fans like, say, Julian does
>insert his Mickey Mouse comic here
Anonymous No.150927298 [Report]
>>150921569
>You know why I had to punish you earlier?
Anonymous No.150927334 [Report] >>150927363
this show usually feels too short but this one especially felt the most constrained by the runtime
we get the full setup of the premise at about the 6 minute mark ...in an 11 minute show. Over half the runtime is the first act so you have to speedrun the 2nd and 3rd, your ending sounds like someone pitching what the ending is gonna be instead of doing it; the characters just say what's happening instead of it being natural.
They're trying to do Simpsons style plots with half the time and it really just feels rushed. Take the Monorail ep or Mr. Plow or whatever and chop out 10 minutes from it but try to make it still work. It would be really difficult and the end result would feel like the pacing of this show.
Anonymous No.150927346 [Report]
>season 1 had a picture of Mr. Frog with Bill Cinton
>s3 has his flashback with Jeffrey Epstein
Anonymous No.150927357 [Report] >>150927369
>>150927284
Don’t know why people think Zach can’t poke fun at things without it being a statement that can be used to paradoxically analyze his opinions on whatever.
Anonymous No.150927363 [Report]
>>150927334
Someone last thread said that every scene in the episode felt trimmed down to the bone, I think that's very apt
Anonymous No.150927369 [Report]
>>150927357
Huh... ok, touché.
Anonymous No.150927378 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
What the FUCK was that high pitched noise while Allan showed up to the lady's house?
Anonymous No.150927413 [Report]
>>150924293
Alan's line at the end was hilarious, so best
Anonymous No.150927420 [Report] >>150927427
omg dude the new Boney Plays just dropped and it has Zach in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqHFZKL2BRA
Anonymous No.150927427 [Report] >>150927509
>>150927420
who cares oney sux + he's irrelevant
Anonymous No.150927448 [Report]
>>150926991
silly samuel is one of the most oddly sympathetic characters ive seen in a while lol
Anonymous No.150927481 [Report]
>>150925022
I somewhat agree, I think Seinfeld and Project A-ko are an exception to this, they can pull it off.
Anonymous No.150927499 [Report]
>>150923950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqSrW-TZ1OM
Anonymous No.150927509 [Report]
>>150927427
but hes making BOWLBO

BUT HES MAKING BOWLBO
Anonymous No.150927556 [Report] >>150928135
>uhh, hello, I'm here to inspect your molepenis. Just have to make sure it's not disgusting and up to code
Anonymous No.150927585 [Report]
>>150926991
I liked Mole Man more than James
Anonymous No.150927676 [Report] >>150927768 >>150928063 >>150928149 >>150928182 >>150930745
Give it to me straight bros
Why arent allan and glep technically smiling friends?
Anonymous No.150927768 [Report]
>>150927676
They aren't field agents so they're only grinning associates.
Anonymous No.150927813 [Report] >>150928166
>>150925615
Monica Franco seemed fine with it, lots of other female VAs too.

Threadly reminder that Michael made a largely female focused show as well, YOLO Crystal Fantasy.

There aren't that many female VAs in Smiling Friends because it's (sort of) like a buddy cop show structurally that focuses a lot of male relationships. That doesn't make it sexist though, or a show women wouldn't want to work on.

In fact shows like Beavis and Butthead had a primarily female audience, despite mainly showcasing male relationships.
Anonymous No.150927864 [Report]
>>150925880
this. normal women don't actually care about female representation. the only ones who do are trannies or twitter types. my ex actively disliked shows and movies where the main character is a woman.
Anonymous No.150927872 [Report]
>>150924293
Made me laugh like 5 times. Better than every season 2 episode (except Gwimbly and Spamtopia), and better than the Christmas and Halloween season 1 episodes. I was starting to lose my faith but probably this season will improve. I guess that twitter hates it because of the political jokes. Maybe even the dick ones, I don't know
Anonymous No.150927920 [Report] >>150928554
>>150919936 (OP)
>no like genuinely why havent the smiling friends had a female client? (the princess from the bjork stalker ep doesnt count)
So you're gonna do a cartoon where a bunch of guys, many of whom are voiced youtubers, follow a woman around trying to get her to smile more? In 2025?
Good luck.
Anonymous No.150927994 [Report]
>>150925578
He may be the president of a different country
Anonymous No.150928005 [Report] >>150928998
>>150925128
>Please do show how the data is manipulated.
3 different women will be hookups for one guy, and the three women will say they're in a relationship while the guy will not.
Anonymous No.150928007 [Report]
>>150926667
That's my ranking as well.
Mole man was funny all the way through, Silly Samuel had a funny B-plot, and while the Mr. Frog episode wasn't bad I don't have desire to rewatch it anytime soon.
Anonymous No.150928025 [Report]
Honestly the gnome joke was gold, why didn't people like it? It's that classic iconic smiling friends realistic dialogue.
Anonymous No.150928030 [Report]
>>150925080
they'd do that with literally any character for no reason whatsoever. charlie has a girlfriend even if he does have some bi tendencies, and pim has never been shown as anything other than straight but they still get shipped.
Anonymous No.150928059 [Report]
>>150925022
>we're conditioned to think of them that way
>old school chivalry norms
Go back to 2012 with this "everything is a construct" bullshit.

All around the planet, men use self-deprecating humor to make people like them, while women act more dignified to make people like them. How many black women do you see mocking their own flaws and pitfalls? This doesn't come from some European chivalry, this is human nature across the board because men & women think & act differently.
Anywhere in the world, men naturally have waaay more practice using self-deprecating humor in real life.
Anonymous No.150928063 [Report]
>>150927676
They don't go out to make people smile. If you don't make people smile, you can hardly be called a "Smiling Friend".
Anonymous No.150928070 [Report] >>150928162
>>150925080
>twitter/tumblr bait
No, it's just a joke. Of course the internet will take it as gospel but that's not the show's fault.
Anonymous No.150928135 [Report] >>150928143
>>150927556
>Do you realize. Do you realize something?
Anonymous No.150928143 [Report]
>>150928135
I'm workin' on it.
Anonymous No.150928149 [Report]
>>150927676
Alan seems to be some kind of accountant. Glep is... well I don't know, that's a good question.
Anonymous No.150928162 [Report]
>>150928070
social media has fried peoples minds
Anonymous No.150928166 [Report]
>>150927813
Almost every female in YOLO is voiced by Michael except for Sarah.
Anonymous No.150928179 [Report]
>>150922511
What the fuck was that even supposed to mean?
Anonymous No.150928182 [Report]
>>150927676
They're employees of Smiling Friends co. But aren't Smiling Friends (the field agents).
Anonymous No.150928352 [Report] >>150928517 >>150929389 >>150929652 >>150930045
Would (you) make for a good smiling friend, anon?
Anonymous No.150928389 [Report] >>150928430
I've realized that the Alan joke was based on the previous joke of the firefighter and Mr. Boss saying that Pim and Charlie's corpses would look delicious
Anonymous No.150928430 [Report] >>150928877
>>150928389
So you're saying his penis looked like minced meat?
Anonymous No.150928517 [Report] >>150928684 >>150929156
>>150928352
It sounds like a really shitty job. The sheer number of things a client can ask of you alone sounds infuriating, but it also sounds stressful as fuck to shoulder the emotional burden of everyone's life you meet. It's like a therapist crossed with the Three Stooges going around town doing oddjobs.
Anonymous No.150928554 [Report]
>>150927920
It should be an episode. The guys are baffled how its impossible to make women smile
Anonymous No.150928595 [Report]
>>150922103
The creators were animated shitposters
I bet they lurk here too
Anonymous No.150928616 [Report]
>>150923003
Mole man got him too
Anonymous No.150928669 [Report]
>>150922304
First shrimpina now this.
Ok who on the show has cute girl/freakish creature fetish?
Anonymous No.150928684 [Report] >>150928728
>>150928517
The company is worth 2.5 billion.
Anonymous No.150928711 [Report]
allan is hotter than any woman
Anonymous No.150928715 [Report]
>>150922566
Not good enough, they need to make Charlie gay.
Anonymous No.150928716 [Report] >>150928728
>>150922339
>insecure about penis
>gets wife, has kids despite
>runs away because still insecure about penis for some reason
What?
Anonymous No.150928728 [Report] >>150928924
>>150928684
Doesnt mean the employees see that wealth
>>150928716
Insecurity can ruin things for you even if they wouldn't be a problem otherwise. Little Dog Syndrome for example is just that.
Anonymous No.150928782 [Report]
>>150924306
>>150924329
Holy shit
Anonymous No.150928865 [Report] >>150928885
>>150923003
1:15
>You know Charlie, this adventure kinda reminded me of someone.
>Oh, uh, huh, and when was the last time we saw that someone?
>Yeah, that's what I thought.
Anonymous No.150928877 [Report] >>150928906
>>150928430
Yes. Oh god, moleman was right
Anonymous No.150928885 [Report]
>>150923003
>>150928865
https://youtu.be/FjMiXrK1Byc?t=74
Anonymous No.150928906 [Report]
>>150928877
So you're saying you don't like his penis?
Anonymous No.150928924 [Report]
>>150928728
This kind of a mindset is precisely why you'll never stack bands or make someone smile.

You could just work there for two years, quit and then you have two years of not only work, but charity work, for an organization worth TWO POINT FIVE BILLION DOLLARS.

You could EASILY slot a six figure salary anywhere with that kind of a resume. Smiling Friends worked with the PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD on more than one occasion.
Anonymous No.150928998 [Report] >>150929169
>>150928005
...yes, and? That's simply how things are. Women tend to think they're not the side chick when in fact they are.
That does not mean the data has been manipulated.
Anonymous No.150929019 [Report] >>150930052
>Zach and Michael calling out parasocial relationships this hard
Oneyplays subscribers on absolute suicide watch.
Anonymous No.150929120 [Report]
>>150922566
Maybe he meant it literally, like, from a culinary point of view.
Anonymous No.150929156 [Report] >>150929205
>>150928517
I mean James actively didn't WANT to smile, and the only thing that actually worked was something that Charlie had no control over and was entirely coincidental. Hell, if the CEO had agreed to make another Gwibly game, he wouldn't have chased them back to the smiling friends office and James might have just killed Charlie outright.
Anonymous No.150929169 [Report] >>150929220
>>150928998
It doesn't mean it's manipulated, but it does mean it's inaccurate and fundamentally useless.
Anonymous No.150929205 [Report]
>>150929156
>I mean James actively didn't WANT to smile
I know this sounds like splitting hairs but I disagree, I think James wanted to smile but his idea was milking the whole situation like a bully. When he killed the CEO and said "that's all I needed", it reallt sounded like he had an intent to show up to get that feeling.
Anonymous No.150929219 [Report]
>>150919971
I think it's because she was barely in the episode
Anonymous No.150929220 [Report]
>>150929169
>but it does mean it's inaccurate
...how exactly does it not accurately represent reality?
Anonymous No.150929389 [Report] >>150929494
>>150928352
you're basically a mental health professional who is sent out to make people not off themselves, sounds horrific
Anonymous No.150929494 [Report]
>>150929389
I wonder if you need a degree of some kind to be a smiling friend. We don't really know anything about any of the character's pasts except that Charlie used to be a homonculus and Pim used to be a tadpole.
Anonymous No.150929579 [Report] >>150929655
>>150925672
They said in an interview once that the only reason they couldn't get chris chan was because of their budget. The thing with barbara happening was entirely coincidental. Also they did get doug walker in an episode
Anonymous No.150929652 [Report] >>150929700
>>150928352
I'm honestly frightently like Charlie's disposition IRL. I'm extroverted but pragmatic about it. I'm also chubby but I look like Michael McDonald, white hair and all even though I'm in my 30's. I think I'd do alright as a Smiling Friend.
Anonymous No.150929655 [Report] >>150929698 >>150929774
>>150929579
What I heard is that they couldn't bring in another non-union actor without bringing in another union actor, and they just genuinely didn't have enough roles to fill to justify bringing in more people. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire Salty episode was finished before all the stuff with Barb.
Anonymous No.150929671 [Report]
>>150924986
>Just Zach and Mike are enough to voice 90% of ALL characters in Smiling Friends
Anonymous No.150929687 [Report]
>>150924986
Basically all the female characters in early south park were voiced by just one woman, and they had a lot of female characters.
Anonymous No.150929698 [Report]
>>150929655
>they couldn't bring in another non-union actor without bringing in another union actor
I had no idea about this, that's pretty interesting. And sad.
>I wouldn't be surprised if the entire Salty episode was finished before all the stuff with Barb.
It was, they waited until the last possible moment to try and get chris because they knew he would blab.
Anonymous No.150929700 [Report] >>150930288
>>150929652
You're hired. Your first job is to make the UNABOMBER smile without having him troon out.
Also, Pim called in sick because of the whole head-being-smushed business so you're getting paired with Glep.

Godspeed.
Anonymous No.150929762 [Report]
You know, I feel like they could've just gotten the real Jesse Ventura to do a 2 minute gag
Anonymous No.150929774 [Report]
>>150929655
What they explained in Create Unknown was they had a budget for small cameos. They decided to leave talking to CWC for the very last, because they knew if they did it in advance, he'd go on social media and talk about it. When they decided it was time to talk to him, the network told them they were over the cameo budget and if they wanted to bring him in, he'd have to be in more than a couple lines for one role.
Zach and Mike thought it wouldn't be funny that way, that the joke being funny depended on it being literally just those two lines and nothing else, and instead asked Harry Partridge to do a CWC voice for Grease.

Then the Barb Revelation happened, and they realized the bullet they'd dodged, entirely by accident.
Anonymous No.150929783 [Report] >>150929854
>>150922103
I means it’s really as simple as funny faces and good line delivery.
Anonymous No.150929788 [Report] >>150929853 >>150931121
nigger
Anonymous No.150929853 [Report] >>150929962
>>150929788
wtf mr frog is back
Anonymous No.150929854 [Report]
>>150922103
>>150929783
A meme is good because it's exploitable. The pilot episode had the "I LOVE KIDS" bit which can easily be transformed into just about anything else, but it also fits seamlessly into the context that it doesn't feel like it was intentionally forced to be a meme.
Anonymous No.150929866 [Report]
So is having a weird (delicious) penis the secret to getting qt brown gf?

Asking for a friend?
Anonymous No.150929883 [Report]
>>150924293
I liked it because my state was mentioned.
Anonymous No.150929962 [Report]
>>150929853
hello.
Anonymous No.150929967 [Report]
>>150924673
fuck you
Anonymous No.150930007 [Report]
>>150925021
They don't like to constantly be reminded of penis because it reminds them that they were born with one whether or not it's still there.
Anonymous No.150930008 [Report]
>>150922103
>there's some sort of viral meme in every episode.
This hasn't been true since the first season
Anonymous No.150930045 [Report]
>>150928352
I'm basically Allan so no.
Anonymous No.150930052 [Report]
>>150929019
Good. Other content creators would just thank the audience for wasting their time obsessing with them
Anonymous No.150930089 [Report]
>>150926991
No, I think maybe you are just in a bad place right now
There were episodes before with this exact vibe
Anonymous No.150930116 [Report] >>150930921
>>150926991
It seems like they're crafting characters to be the most obnoxious, unlikable assholes possible then giving them a bizarrely positive ending for no reason, as if the gag is the simple fact they're not getting any real punishment. sam was an asshole with an ego complex that thinks he just inherently deserved to be taken seriously, gets hailed as a messiah by the end. mr frog was a reckless sociopath, reached nirvana in peace. the mole was a obsessive freak kidnapper, walked away from his life with a .05 second turnaround with no consequences. if the halloween episode was in this season the monster that terrorized pim wouldn't have gotten torn apart and devoured, he'd have gotten sucked off by 16 busty strippers instead. feels like they're trying to do some ironic stuff but its just not very funny.
Anonymous No.150930210 [Report] >>150930256 >>150930348 >>150930782
>>150919936 (OP)
This might be an unpopular opinion, but they finally topped the pilot with Mole Man. Every episode was good, but none of them really reached the levels of Desmond for me. But this might be the funniest episode in the show so far
Anonymous No.150930244 [Report] >>150930256
>>150927123
I have never seen a guy so desperate for attention over something he's not involved in. What a fucking leech.
Anonymous No.150930256 [Report] >>150930782
>>150930210
>Desmond
What a strong episode to start with. They really knocked it out of the park.

>>150930244
>something he's not involved in
anon, I...
Anonymous No.150930288 [Report] >>150930354
>>150929700
Honestly sounds fun. You didn't say anything about stopping him, just making him smile.
Anonymous No.150930315 [Report]
>>150925022
I've got a better one. The writers are clearly focusing on what they excel at, writing normal seeming dudes in comical situations. A bunch of male writers don't know how to write woman normally and will make everything "fanservicey" by drawing them sexy, overcorrect by not letting ANYTHING bad happen to the woman, and/or not have her do anything because they can't conceptualize a cartoon woman just acting like a normal person. Smiling Friends is 100% better off with an all-male cast and even mostly male one-off characters because the writers would fumble a main female character, and they're smart for recognizing that. /co/ has been clamoring for a white guy cartoon and Smiling Friends is even proof that making one in this decade won't get you lynched by the so called woke mob.
Anonymous No.150930348 [Report] >>150930782
>>150930210
When he was swapping hands to cover his penis I was roflcoptering ngl
Anonymous No.150930354 [Report]
>>150930288
Maybe being successful in his crimes was something that made him smile
Anonymous No.150930357 [Report]
>>150924329
Ok, THIS is epic.
Anonymous No.150930425 [Report] >>150930436
>>150924991
Zak and the Power of JuJu
Anonymous No.150930436 [Report] >>150930760
>>150930425
>Zak and the Power of JewJew
ftfy
Anonymous No.150930524 [Report]
>>150925839
Anon this a television cartoon produced by Adult Swim, Newgrounds is a website
Anonymous No.150930559 [Report]
>>150923813
where can i find the previous ones?
Anonymous No.150930645 [Report]
>>150925755
whatever mick
Anonymous No.150930711 [Report] >>150932148
>>150925839
buddy, there are women that get casting couch'd for much less than showing up in a popular cartoon show
Anonymous No.150930745 [Report]
>>150927676
they're smiling pals
Anonymous No.150930760 [Report]
>>150930436
Yeah, Tomar
Anonymous No.150930772 [Report]
>>150924295
>cool autistic gamer
you are not allowed to use "cool" and "autistic" as well as "cool" and "gamer" in one sentence, unless that sentence includes the word "not".
Sorry, that's the law.
Anonymous No.150930782 [Report] >>150931054
>>150930210
>>150930256
I still think Desmond's Big Day Out is the perfect pilot.
>>150930348
Like an owl changing legs
Anonymous No.150930805 [Report] >>150930832 >>150931084
>>150922236
>another ugly disgusting freak gets the hottest chicks with zero effort episode
no wonder the incels are so entitled.
Anonymous No.150930826 [Report] >>150930934
>>150927171
I know max wasnt aping the bit, i get it was parody, but the parody feels like it comes from a bitter place, especially knowing the history
Anonymous No.150930832 [Report] >>150930872
>>150930805
just admit your penis is disgusting looking, anon
Anonymous No.150930872 [Report]
>>150930832
it is
It's broader than it is long and only gets the job done due to it*s sheer girth.
Anonymous No.150930874 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
Can't get any actresses to play parts i dunno
Anonymous No.150930906 [Report] >>150930918
when we getting some Black folks y'all
Anonymous No.150930918 [Report]
>>150930906
alan is black coded
Anonymous No.150930921 [Report]
>>150930116
i feel like the show would be boring if every person who needed help was a nice goodboy who just wants to be happy
its funnier that the instantly solved cases are the pure of heart people, like 3d squelton and the hands covering eyes guy. whereas the episode long cases center around extremely flawed freaks. makes for more entertaining ups and downs.
also lastly if you're looking for some mysteriousmrenter tier "consistency" over which cartoon character is getting what they appropriately and cosmically deserve on a consistent basis, in an adultswim show on at 12:30 AM, you may have autism
Anonymous No.150930934 [Report]
>>150930826
That's most of Max's humor though. I've been following all parties for a very long time and I don't really remember any of them ever talking about each other, either positively or negatively, though I think Zach did some voicework for Max in brain dump. In fact the only thing I really remember in terms of a negative light was Max shit talking Spazkid on the wisenheimers podcast because of the WGJ4K parody Cory made.
Anonymous No.150931054 [Report]
>>150930782
>I still think Desmond's Big Day Out is the perfect pilot.
True but we're also judging it as an episode in general, not just as a pilot
Anonymous No.150931084 [Report]
>>150930805
cry about it more industrycunt
Anonymous No.150931121 [Report] >>150931906
>>150929788
Glep said this once but no one cares to discuss that.
Anonymous No.150931434 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
OP's got too much estrogen in his system
Anonymous No.150931680 [Report]
>>150919936 (OP)
i know it's pretty much meme'd a lot but in reality, men have been having it rough
>all jobs given by 3rd world immigrants
>house prices through the roof
>women voting for criminals to be protected because muh racism while also refusing to bear children
Anonymous No.150931906 [Report]
>>150931121
Anon that was like 15 years ago, cancel culture needs to seriously die
Anonymous No.150932148 [Report]
>>150930711
Casting couching hasn't been a thing since Waestein was arrested
Anonymous No.150932536 [Report]
>>150923898
That bitch was a fucking freak though, those kids were clearly only half-human
Anonymous No.150932564 [Report]
>>150924619
I love the twist of him seeming like an insane conspiracy theorist, only for the conspiracy to be about something genuinely bizarre and hard to explain.
Anonymous No.150932590 [Report]
>>150924743
They're probably both maintenance guys, since Alan is responsible for things like setting up mouse traps and getting paperclips, and Glep knows about the Nail.
Anonymous No.150932637 [Report] >>150932659
>>150926834
Helga
Anonymous No.150932659 [Report]
>>150932637
I don't see it